this shipping is so realistic

Zelda and Ganon from my story The Modern History of Zelda as drawn by the awesome and incredible @dibeediboop!

Batch Request: Sci-fi

“They make androids so realistic these days.”

“This ship is small compared to my other one.”

“This is why you don’t borrow money from space bandits.”

“Our galactic reputation will go down the drain if you do this.”

“I am the captain of this ship and you will listen to what I have to say if you don’t want to be punted into space.”

“I’m tired of being stuck on this planet. I want to go to space one day.”

“Whatever you do, don’t offend the aliens.”

“I don’t feel like I’m artificial.” 

About Tokyo Ghoul :Re chapter 125

Like even though I don’t ship TouKen, I still think this chapter was beautiful???

I get why anyone would be upset for this ship to be canon since it means yours won’t but???

It was so realistic? Like, Kaneki being self conscious of his body, Touka being a dweeb and getting stuck in her button up shirt (who tf tries to pull that shit over their head like who), Kaneki not being able to unclasp her bra (I still fucking struggle with the clasps and i fucking wear it like how tf would Kaneki be a pro)

Like??? This honestly reminds me of a natural first time sex scene. Awkward, humourous, gentle….

Touka being in pain from being penetrated? It happens! She’s a virgin (right???) and didn’t have any preparation and Kaneki has never done this either so of course it isn’t going to be a walk in the part but

Ajdhdhdhdns

i just love how natural and realistic this sex scene was??? I usually shy away from heavy smutty things because I don’t like how…rough and unrealistic it usually is?

Idk sorry for this just had to rant about how raw and emotional this chapter was

Congrats TouKen shippers. Happy for you!!! ❤🎂

one thing that bothers me abt avas demon is that clearly the art and dialogue have improved immensely and id say the characters are a lot more realistic blah blah blah BUT michelles devotion to odins stutter just plummeted after the ship crash. (so did the ship. hahahaha). my point is this was a realistically depicted stutter that got worse around tricky consonant combinations + when odin was nervous, and just generally fluctuated in severity instead of just being an apostrophe thrown in once or twice per sentence. examples:

(^^the wrench ones my favorite. iconic. a good moment.)

basically his stutter was a big part of the way he talked. it hit you in the face with a brick. it took a long time to get sentences out, which frustrated the other characters and himself. it also took up a lot of space, which im assuming is the reason its been reduced to this:

see what i mean? it isnt a big deal. it just bugs me because, the way he talked at the beginning, thats what a stutter actually sounds like. its annoying and it takes a really long time-thats why its called a speech impediment. and so i think taking it away it robs odins character of a certain amount of depth. i dont know. sorry for wasting your time lol

So sick of these dumbos acting like Kishimoto could have easily made SNS canon and just didn’t want to. He showed so much favoritism to this ship but he could not have realistically put them together, without there being a MASSIVE uproar and probably even death threats and the like. He had to literally BLOW THEIR ARMS OFF and have their BLOOD in the shape of them holding hands because even that would have been a big deal. The Naruto fan base tends to be very homophobic and that’s something people need to realize. There’s also the fact that he was greedy and wanted a second generation but that’s not my point. Obviously, I would have liked for Kishimoto to have been brave and ended with the pairing he blatantly preferred but it wouldn’t have been easy for him. Stop acting like the shitty end pairings weren’t just the easier way to go and SNS lacked the romantic potential.

The thing with Harry/Sebastian is that it’s a fucked up ship. And I love it.

I feel so sad for homophobic gay guys, because that’s what happens. Just like Sebastian, you commit violence against yourself and you end up hurting others around you too. 

I want Harry to be happy, he deserves a partner that loves and appreciates him, but he is so in love with Sebastian, religious, fucked-up Sebastian, who keeps hurting him over and over again. Harry wants to save him, but maybe he can’t, just like he couldn’t save Elliot. Maybe, once again, he isn’t enough. 

I just want them to be happy together, because part of me loathes Sebastian for embodying all those prejudices that hurt so many Harrys and kill so many Elliots, but the other part of me recognizes that he is a victim of that shit too. And it gives him no right to hurt Harry the way he does, but he is suffering a lot too because of his own beliefs, and theoretically it would be easy to just have them together, happy and true to themselves. But in reality it’s not easy at all, because Sebastian can’t just turn off a swich and reset his mind, those beliefs are deeply rooted inside him, and he is having a really hard time letting them go. Part of him doesn’t even want to, because it’s wrong.

I hate this whole storyline, because it’s so realistic and I can’t help shipping them, therefore drowning in feels. Fuck it.

anonymous asked:

I JUST SEEN UR JIKOOK ANALYSIS AND I SCREAMED BC I'VE NOT SEEN ANY. i have been literal jikook trash ever since that iconic backhug scene (u know which one) and there wasnt that many moments before that because y'know, shy jungkook and all, it was sad af and recently, within the last year, THERE HAS BEEN SO MANY. people say it's fan service but i know for a fact it's not. like actually look at them? i ship them so hard it hurts. for me, personally, i think they're the realist ship in bts.

LISTEN, I KNOW THE ONE. LISTEN, LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN.

I used to not ship jikook way back in the day? when jungkook was shyer? I thought that it was fan service then, and their dynamic of jimin flirting and jungkook running away at the time i dismissed as a casual fan service dynamic or maybe just as a running gag between both of them just as a casual dynamic? But as time went on I realized, that it wasn’t?

It’s just…so…obvious…that it isn’t just a gag.

Listen, as time went on it became really clear that Jeongguk really cared about Jimin that much was clear. But then as more time went on, it became a little too much? Not in the whole, over the top way, in the subtleties way. In the way Jeongguk always teases Jimin to get his attention, but when others tease Jimin he instantly defends him, in the little stares and the really long stares, in the way he speaks so softly and affectionately about Jimin. And then, in the way they touch each other, it’s so comfortable and soft. Jeongguk’s VERY VERY obvious jealous, which if you know anything at ALL about body language is literally like IMPOSSIBLE to miss. As every day goes by, Jeongguk’s affectionate nature for Jimin becomes more honest and easy and clear. And not in a fanservice way in that way that comes from spending close to 7 years with someone, someone you cherish and someone you’re comfortable with. 

I focus on Jeongguk because, tbh, Jeongguk is the most obvious one out of both of them in my opinion, which is REALLy funny to me because Anti-shippers of Jikook like to think that Jeongguk is the one that doesn’t like Jimin and like to say Jimin is just obsessed or Jeongugk never returns the affection. If they think that A.) they’re living in the past, or B.) they’re mindlessly hating or ya know, just blind.

Jeongguk is the most obvious man in the world, and i think it should be REALLY obvious to see how genuinely he cares about Jimin, how attached he is, and how deep their bond runs. And that’s just on the LOWEST level.

I’m not saying Jikook is the realest ship in Bangtan, but, I’m not NOT saying it either…

xshortofstablex  asked:

so BNHA... have you read the manga (DO IT!!), and who do you ship? :)

ok so I’ve caught myself up COMPLETELY with the manga (into the Eri rescue arc oh lordy protect my child kirishima) and I gotta say I’m on the fence with a bunch of possibilities. Fuckiiiiin Deku and Todoroki. Deku and Kacchan. Deku and Uraraka. Todoroki and Yaoyorozu. Jiro and Yaoyorozu. Ojiro and Hagakure. WE GOT OPTIONS HERE. 

first three listed ended up being most liked to least liked with Deku tbh l o l

How some ppl presents villainous characters and how this makes me triggered af

Oh my.. why am I doing this…It’s going to be so full of my hate. I’m sorry. Don’t take it too seriously.


  • So, I’ll begin with Dr. Flug. The most annoying behaviors (for me!!!) that ppl give him are:

-OMFG CINNAMON ROLL INNOCENT OMFG DOn’T HuRT CAuse i’m so cute chubby cheeks omfg UwU UwU uwusomuch CINNAMON BUN MY liL Son I LuVH HIM SU much <‘3

- i want bh to tear me apart with his cock and i want him to suck at me i’m so dirty i made myself some dildo cause scientist do this in thier free time

- omfg i’m so sassy, i’m so good at sex, i’m fucking more evil than bh wtf have you though. Whatever that canonically i’m such a mess and i can’t even live normal. It’s just a disquise. wanna smex?


  • Now BH (of course he’ll be taking most of this post’s  space because whole fandom wets thier underwear at dapper man):

- hi my names sex machine, i have tentacles and shit wow and they’re here because of fandom. I can shapeshift and i got weird mutant thingies that i can control, it’s practically canon that i have also tentacles lol wanna smex? i like to sex

- i fucc flug and i know a shit ton of sex poses. i read kamasutra to my morning coffe on my bear-carpet near my warm fireplace. did i mention that i fuck flug? he likes/dislikes this (you can choose dear author/artist) cause i’m so evil and he’s into that but he will not admit it. cause i’m hot af. and i fuck him without any reason. just because. and i hurt him. rrrrlyyyy baaaad. cause he’s such a bitch.

- HI~ NAME’S CUTE HAT AND I’M SOOOO GIGGLY AND FLUFFY AND KAWAIIIIII. BECAUSE ME AND FLUG ARE IN LOVUUUU~~~~~~ ANd i VUV HIM UwU AND WE’RE GOING TO GET MARRIED, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TWO CUTE BABIEEEES, AND AND-… maybe we will.. do the thingy… OH MY I’M SUCH A DIRTY PERSON KYAAAAAA ///A////

- I’m only angry. I don’t have other emotions YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. ALSO I SCREAM A LOT AND I’M NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE CLASSY LIKE IN CANON. I SWEAR A LOT CAUSE FUCK YOU I’M GOING TO EAT YOUR GUTS YOU PIECE OF CRAP DIPSHIT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER

- (EDGE LORD WARNING) I eat souls of the innocent. “I’m back In black”. I’m so evil, I eat humans and i love the taste of blood. I’m an animal in a suit. Don’t come near or i’ll eat your feet.

- HI IT’S THE SEX ONE AGAIN. BUT THIS TIME I LIKE TO FUCC OTHERS (FLUGHAHAHAHA) IN BLOOD. AND RIP THIER (HIS) CHEST WIDE OPEN, TO EAT THIER (HIM) WHILE CUMMING INTO THEM (HIM). WOW. ORIGINAL. I PROBABLY ALSO CAN EASLY HEAL THEM (HIM) WITH MY MAGIC POWERS, BECAUSE AUTHOR WANTS TO SOMEHOW MAKE US FUCK LIKE THAT MORE. AND I WOULD BE A NECROPHILE IF I’D FUCK DEAD ANYBODY (FLUG) AM I RIGHT?

  • Now, long forgotten deviantart oc- Demencia:

- literally i have no character in myself because author is in unhealty love with other characters so i’m just a drudge

- i’m cute and innocent. and i also don’t have much character in me. Canon can go to hell. I’m really quiet only because author does not want to let me talk or just can’t get along with my canon behavior. Thanks to god that 5.0.5 can’t talk. Author is not worried about paying attencion to him.

  • and lovely 5.0.5 :

- i’m not even included 

- no character at all

- author can’t draw me so they refuses to include me anywhere, and this is the reason they tell you when you ask why I’m not anywhere to be seen 


BONUS:

Paperhat:
- ultra cuteee omfg, we are sooo in loveee, UwU flug is such a cinnamon roll and bh is soo nice to him omfg. they are b-b-Bo-BOYfriends omggg so kyath OwO U//w//U bh is going to beat u up if you even look at his flug CAUSE HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH biah >33
- abusive. just abusive. so abusive that even you feel abusived. there’s nothing nice. art may be good, but content is so negative, you want to cry and you don’t like it at all. it’s just too much. 

[tbh 2nd one might be the closest to canon-like paperhat if it ever be a thing (no it’s not going to be) or at least we all need to admit that this stuff IS ABUSIVE. Look at them. Flug is fucking anxious 24/7 and BH is a fucking demon with low temper. It’s never going to be something good…
But PLEASE… It’s just a fiction. Whole show is a fiction- but this ship is even more fictional… So I beg you to not make this ship so realistic. We do fiction, so let’s make this more fictional and do this a little bit… nicer? Idk… It just sometimes hurt on the inside when I see how crazy stuff ppl can draw/write/just do… I mean… ugh… fuck it. forget this.] 



Of course you can do whatever you want guys! As I said: It’s my opinion and I know It may be a beggining of hating on me.
Tbh I just started to write this whole post to my gf and It ended up so funny to me, that I decited to put it also here.
Sorry if I triggered anyone. You have to live with the fact how my opnion looks like, or just forget it and go on.

anonymous asked:

Even sometimes I see some comments on Jikook analise videos saying that they were from other ship fandom but now they think Jikook is more realistic so know they started to ship Jikook.

*slams fist on table* YO. I LOOK UP AND SUDDENLY EVERYONE’S A JIKOOK SHIPPER/BLOG I’M LIKE WUT.

Has it really become the true mainstream ship? Cause I’ll be honest it sure feels like it sometimes–what with the trailer clearly being hinted around their interactions for Bon Voyage not to mention the influx of performances they’ve been doing together.

I swear there was a time I thought jikook was like…the “underdog” of BTS ships but now everyone and their grandmothers (literally. and bless you if you know what i’m talking about because you would’ve clearly paid way too much attention to shiet i say on here) ship them. Like even if you don’t ship jikook, YA SHIP JIKOOK. 

Like geez. Jump on the hype trains soldiers cause I feel like a freaking veteran within this armada phew. 

perhaps they really are convincing :3

anonymous asked:

Well niylah and Clarke are a thing now. Clarke kissed her goodbye and everything. Bellarke doesn't even get a hug. Clarke sees Bellamy as someone she loves but not in a way that isn't platonic. At least for now and the foreseeable future. It's called being realistic.

……my dude, do I seem like I’m on the pessimism train? A kiss goodbye does not a relationship just make. Niylarke had just had sex and then had an emotional conversation. Clarke very obviously cares for Niylah. She’s important to her and that’s OK. And no, there was no physical Bellarke interaction this episode, but the Bellarke we did get was amazing. 

Clarke has once again, canonically, placed Bellamy in the same league as canon love interests on this show. Cst/ia was special, L/xa was special, BELLAMY is special. Clarke loves Bellamy Blake in the romantic way. Just because they don’t want to take the step into actual romance right now doesn’t mean the romantic love isn’t there. 

And I’m GLAD the show isn’t rushing them. I’m glad the show doesn’t have Bellarke begin as some…”I might not ever see you again/I’m super emotional” overused trope (aka Cl/xa and Flarke), and you should be too. 

So, I’m being realistic. I know my ship is in love with each other. I know that Season 4 will feature canon Bellarke. And I know that I can’t wait to see it happen. 

Sex and kisses do not equal relationships. 

anonymous asked:

Looking back at their moments, I have come to a conclusion that JK loooves to backhug JM. Y.E.S. I mean well maybe it's just me but I seldom seeing JK backhugging other members then again maybe it's just me. Whatevs JK backhugging JM is giving me too much feels ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅜㅜㅜ The smiles the hugs the teasing-each-other making-each-other-laugh and the being-gentle-only-toward-each-other thingy the twt posts everythiiing!!!

I AGREE ACTUALLY!!! I very rarely see Jungkook backhugging the other members. I’d say 90% of the time, when Jungkook backhugs someone, it’s Jimin. And I could see why, Jimin seems to fit perfectly against Jungkook and they both look so comfortable when they backhug. And don’t get me started on Jikook’s teasing-to-make-the-other-laugh thing, it get’s me so emotional.

Jikook is a pure, wholesome, loving ship that just seems so realistic and beautiful. and im just gonna say it: i think jikook might actually be real, idk if theyre dating, but they seem to have discussed some feelings and talked it out bc…. the amount of moments we get that just seem so boyfriendy are a lot…..

ok heres my opinion on the messiest funniest crushes on naruto

- my fucking fave is kibas crush on neji

- kankuro crushes on shikamaru while hes dating temari

- nejilee is SO funny but like realistically the best ship for both of them

- ok i got this hc that shikamaru was briefly into sasuke like in middle school just when everybody was starting 2 hang out together and he thought sasuke was cool. it lit lasted like 2 days n he never ever talks abt it again bc it makes him want 2 die

- thats all i got actually i didnt think this through

“inoue is so useless, whining and crying, and she’s super creepy, always stalking ichigo!!!”

ikr, how dare she! how dare she cry and lack experience when she suddenly got powers and not know how to use it! it’s anime, everyone gets super strong in a day! gods, she still can’t fight within a few days - can’t she fight like those 100+ years experienced trained shinigamis?! and crying??? jesus, contain your emotions, woman, again it’s ANIME, only guys allowed to cry, not women. and how dare you fall in love with the protagonist and get in between my ship! that’s stalking, you creep! WHY IS SHE SO REALISTIC??? kubo, it’s an anime, realistic characters are unacceptable!