this ship has too many names

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I didn’t expect anyone to request the twins so I’m pleasantly surprised :p

I like to call this “stop squishing Lily 2.0″

Originally posted by adisneylover92things

your fave is problematic: uma, daughter of ursula
- bisexual turquoise haired pirate queen
- likes hearing people say her name
- salty ex
- has stolen both mal’s guys ayyyyy
- hair goals
- has adopted a group of abandoned, angry children as her pirate crew
- just wants everything that mal has is that too much to ask
- doesn’t like being called shrimpy good god gil just remember that
- 1000% done with her best friends
- really enthusiastic about people walking the plank
- owns a ship
- yells at people if they complain about her messing up their orders
- has probably killed a man
- can and will hurt you
- has too many swords


your fave is problematic: gil, son of gaston
- always eating 24/7
- loves face paint
- says the wrong thing and gets himself thrown out
- is a wall of muscle
- lets the prisoners escape
- only recognised the king from his poster, not from the fact that he’s a king
- calls uma ‘shrimpy’ too often
- not the sharpest
- or the brightest
- too loveable and funny to be a Bad Guy™
- hella thirsty for attention
- forgets his own name sometimes
- has made out with harry #confirmed
- really proud of himself when he remembers what people tell him to say (you go bby)


your fave is problematic: harry hook, son of captain hook
- wants to be recognised by his father
- carries a hook around
- hella thirsty for everyone
- has made out with gil #confirmed
- literally the most flirty person ever
- never takes anything seriously
- enjoys threatening people
- throws gil out for uma
- would legit die for uma (who wouldn’t lbr)
- wants to leave the isle and take over auradon
- literally the only person uma listens to
- lowkey insane
- does eyeliner that looks like a raccoon (bby let ur s.o’s help you)
- enjoys threatening people with his hook

21 Things you learn about tumblr:

1) Tumblr is a place of social justice.

2) Rape, sexual assault, harassment, abuse, self-harm, suicide, bullying, depression, eating disorders, anxiety, etc… Those are to be taken very VERY seriously. It’s not something to joke about.

3) If you are racist/homophobic or close-minded like that, this isn’t a place you wanna be.

4) People here say that you must not EVER speak of tumblr outside of tumblr, and that specifically includes mentioning your url on facebook/twitter or connecting your tumblr to them. And you know what? They’re right. We come here because tumblr is that place where we can express ourselves the way we want, and in a way stay safely anonymous from our own life outside of tumblr. Here (whether by posts, reblogs or tags) we reveal more of our identities, thoughts, secrets, insecurities, moments of insanity etc… than we would ever reveal on other SNS. If you’re interested in revealing yourself so openly to your social circle of family and friends outside of tumblr, if you’re ready for it, then I won’t judge you. Go ahead.

5) There are real people behind their computers/phones on this site. Real people who can have their feelings hurt. People have enough shit to deal with in their lives so don’t be that anon hater/cyber bully and make things worse.

6) Tumblr loves animals.

7) Your “I’ll just check my dash for five minutes” will turn to five hours of scrolling and reblogging.

8) DON’T fuck with superwholock. They will come for you.

9) Supernatural has a gif for everything. Don’t even try to test them, there’s no point.

10) Gifs everywhere.

11) No one really knows how to pronounce ‘gif’

12) I like your shoelace.

13) DON’T try to take credit for something you did not do. Always give credit to the artist/photographer/blog if you repost but still, there’s a reblog option for a reason.

14) There are too many sides of tumblr to count.

15) Science side of tumblr can explain anything.

16) Fandom side of tumblr can hijack any post.

17) DO NOT INSULT SOMEONES SHIP.

18) No one spells Benedips Cumbercumber’s name right.

19) Harry Potter is a beloved.

20) Kpop fandom are in constant ‘too many feels’ mode and are always unable to can.

21) Once you tumblr… there’s no going back.

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I love how nice Lena is to her employees. She calls them by their first name and she’s always so nice to them. At least from the two interactions we’ve seen.

I wonder how many secretaries/assistants she has though. We’ve seen three:

Our lovely Jess the secretary


Alana the traitor

fuck you Alana


And then we have that lovely person, sadly we don’t know her name, but she was in 2x01 and 2x03


Of course, Jess, the captain of our ship is our fave and I hope Alana is dead.

Now I want to meet her driver, since it’s a huge headcanon that she has one. He drives Kara and Lena to all their dates, I bet he ships them too.

diangelhos  asked:

but coffeeshop au where piper has a slot every tuesday and spends each second of it on the tiny stage, singing like a siren and bringing in the crowds. jason works for an air-travel company and always finds time to squeeze in a song or two on his lunchbreak, paying rapt attention, front row, centre. and more often than not, piper forgets the lyrics or jason orders too many cups of coffee because there's a cute, elfish barista, tinkering with the coffee machines and cursing in fluent spanish uwu

  • Yuri: cute cinnamon roll, blushes always, nervous small child, protect him.
  • Victor: yes.
  • Yuri: hot badass, does the tongue thing, beautiful and sexy af, delicious katsudon.
  • Victor: yEEESSSSSSS

Alright, I’m sick of all of this “Donna doesn’t deserve this promotion” or “Donna’s being annoying and it’s making me not like her” bullshit. We are gonna stop this right here. 

“she was more fun as a secretary, and she should go back to just rocking her role as that.”
ya know what, harvey’s not doing the greatest job as managing partner and was awesome just having his name on the door, should he just back down? No. this season is obviously going to be a lot about him growing in to his role, and rising to the challenge he has chosen to take. Donna should be allowed just the same benefit of the doubt. Who’s to say she can’t go on as COO and still be the remarkably witty character we know and love? Honestly, if the writers would just give her some damn time outside of having to defend her position to everyone and let her be her damn self, maybe we could actually see her being just as awesome as she was before as just a secretary.

“it was so unreasonable; she’s unqualified and doesn’t have a law degree. there’s no way she’d be partner in real life.”
ok umm if you have this thought, then have you been watching suits at all? the whole basis of the show started off on Mike being a fraud and then coming back to PSL after being convicted and then leaving prison. (did we all forget harvey also snuck mike out of prison so that he could see his fiance and remember how much he wants to go home???)  I don’t see Mike being a big deal for anyone else. you really wanna start on being realistic now? as korsch so kindly reminded us a couple of days ago, this is a tvshow. you can throw all the “BUT IN THE US ABA LAWBOOK #34598389457987 PART 2 A ROMAN NUMBERAL V THIS IS ILLEGAL” in the trash. we care about character development and personal growth, not how accurately this show reflects real life. Harvey’s therapist admitted she had fantasies about him, for christ’s sake. Harvey’s ass wasn’t fired on the spot for hiring a fraud who came in with drugs into an interview. 

“she doesn’t know anything, she’s gonna fuck up.”
yeah, and??? we’re all human??? you’re going to tell me that louis litt’s temper tantrums were justified??? all 6 seasons??? the time he punched harvey in the face?? the time he got upset over his cat??? the time he yelled at Stu and tried to get them evicted even though it was completely irrational?? the time he leveraged Mike’s secret to get his name on the door??? 

and don’t even get me started  on how many times she’s prevented all of these *colorful personalities* from fucking up themselves. Louis throwing a fit about Norma? Handled that. Mike and Harvey can’t make up because occasionally their heads are too far up their asses? also handled that. Louis jumping ship to Daniel Hardman? handled it. Scottie wanting to sort out her feelings with Harvey? handled it. Daniel Hardman himself? did we forget that she slapped him?

“she only got it because Harvey has a soft spot for her.”
Where the hell do you think she got that vote of faith from, buying him a bagel and a coffee every morning? No. You can’t ignore the fact that they’ve been a team for more than 12 years. If she wasn’t competent or capable, she would have been fired long ago. instead, we have scenes with Donna telling Harvey that “sometimes we need a little help” or convincing Louis to be rational and not use the tape admitting Harvey’s in therapy against him. where would harvey even be without her? probably in some jail cell with cameron dennis back in season 1 when he didn’t have the heart turn on his superior. 

“she’s so annoying now, totally ruining suits for me”
GOD FORBID A WOMAN WHO HAS WORKED HER ASS OFF FOR 15 YEARS STARTS TO GO AFTER WHAT SHE WANTS WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY ARISES!!!!!! FOR SHAME!!! 

truth of the fact is, yeah, maybe it’s a far stretch, but it is nothing out of ordinary in the suits world, nor is it deserving of all this criticism. PSL is an empty shell, everyone left, she has spent a large part of her entire time being everyone’s emotional punching bag and keeping everyone from sawing off each other’s legs, and after 12+ years-

If you were a) a badass secretary who knew everyone and everything, thus making you b) a very valuable asset to the firm and c) had to dictate Louis’s dictaphone at one point on a daily basis at one point in your life, fucking look me in the eye and tell me that you wouldn’t take up this opportunity if it presented itself to you in a heartbeat.

I don’t usually get involved in the Supergirl ship drama, but sdcc is bringing out the crazy in WAY too many people. PSA: Jeremy and Melissa were just having fun with the song and voicing THEIR view on the ship. For so many people saying that they were disrespecting the LGBTQ+ community is ridiculous. However, I do understand feeling sadden about the comments. Do you know what kind of hate, death threats, etc. Chris Wood has been getting since Karamel became canon? He’s been disrespected by people who call themselves fans of the show by dragging his name through hell and back. Take a fucking seat and realise that this is a tv show and everyone, including the cast, has an opinion on the ships on the show. Melissa has ALWAYS stayed neutral when talking about Kara’s love interests, so for her to finally voice her opinion and be attacked and saying Supergirl is “cancelled” for it is so so gross. rant over.   

Halfdan The Black NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Halfdan likes to wrap you in his arms after your moment of passion. He doesn’t really talk after you two come down he just likes to lie there with you in the afterglow. He likes to run his fingers up and down your back as you two both fall asleep in each other’s arms.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part on himself is his arms. He likes how strong they are from years of training and battle with his sword. He likes how you run your fingers up and down your arms to comfort him after a long and hard day or when you grip his arms as you cum, crying out his name.

His favorite body part on you are your hips. The way you swing them for him when you dance for him or how his eyes follow them as you walk away from him in a rage. When other men tell him how lucky he is to have a woman with such child bearing hips and you find them soon after missing a finger, he just shrugs and smiles asking how you could think he is capable of such violence. He loves to grip them as he fucks into you from behind marking them when he grips them as he cums.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Speaking of cum, he loves to cum inside of you, the possibility of your womb soon swelling with his child, a possible heir, sends him into his release faster than anything. He also loves to pull out after spilling his seed into you and watch it come out of your cunt and drip onto the furs beneath you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I have a headcanon that he actually stole you right from under his brothers nose. And that’s his dirty secret. Shortly after your arrival, his brother told him that he had thoughts of courting you. Halfdan also wanted to court you and he was not going to let his brother marry you when he wanted you so badly. So in the dark of the night he would come to you and speak with you about anything. Soon, you opened your bed to him and every single night after dinner, after his brother flirted with you endlessly, he fucked you into the furs while his brother sat in his tent drinking. When he finally asked to court you, you agreed instantly, having fallen for him as well. But when his brother asked you the same thing, you had to let him down. But when Harald gave Halfdan his blessing for the relationship, Halfdan vowed to keep it a secret for the rest of his life.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He is definitely experienced. From bedding women who threw themselves at him (lmao me) to slaves from foreign lands that he forced into his bed, he has definitely been around the block. He is confident in bed and knows what he is doing. He makes sure his partner is satisfied before leaving. But I have a headcanon that he learned a few things from sharing women with his brother. He does not disappoint!

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying.)

He has two depending on his mood. If he is angry or jealous, he will be rough. He will have you on your hands and knees, hands wrapped in your hair, head pulled back to force you to look at him as he leans over you and fucks into you from behind.

The other is if he is feeling sensual. If he is, he will have you on your back, legs spread as he slowly rocks into you. He will have his hands all over you with his head buried in the crook of your shoulder, whispering sweet nothings.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He is more serious in the moment because he never knows if this will be his last time he gets with you. And he wants to make the most of it. But there are times when he gets drunk that results in giggly sex.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He does trim on occasion. But he likes to let it grow slightly. Keep in mind the time period that he is in. He wouldn’t like to trim that much because hair was used to determine manliness. It wouldn’t be that much but it would be thick. It would be blonde and curly, settling at the base of his cock.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He is very intimate. As I stated earlier, he is worried about whether or not it would be his last time with you. He treasures each moment and puts all of himself into each session. He likes to take it slow and savor you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

If there was a raid he had to go on without you there, he would have to take matters into his own hands. He would find a closed off area of the ship and settle down, pulling his cock out of his pants. He would start slow, tugging at his cock, imagining it was your hands instead of his rough and calloused ones. He would picture it being you cupping his balls and sucking on him. Finally as he got closer to his release, he would vision you writing underneath him, crying out his name. That alone would send him over the edge, spilling his seed all over the floor of the ship. As he rests there for a few moments, he would picture what was waiting for him at home. You.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

There are honestly too many to list alone but I can list the top three.

First of all, we got to address the elephant in the room. Breeding kink. Halfdan has this hardcore. He gets off on the thought of you with child. His child. As he ruts into you he would say, “you will give me an heir. Your stomach will swell with my child.” And so forth.

Another major kink is choking. He loves to wrap his fingers around your throat and deny you the sweet air that fills your lungs. As you reached climax, black spots would enter your vision, sending you over the edge.

And finally, he loves to fuck you in the open, where anyone could see. The thrill of his brother or anyone walking in on you two makes him ten times as aroused.

I can go on and on but these are just for right now.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He loves to take you on the battlefield if you do come with them to raid. The thrill and adrenaline of the battle and your kills making him march towards you and tear at your armor. The sounds of the dying around you heating you up.

I have already touched on the fact he loves to do it out in the open so I won’t go too much into that.

But at the end of the day, he loves having you on your marriage bed, fucking you into the furs beneath you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He loves it when you wear tight dresses that show off your curves. That immediately stirs the fire in his loins. He also likes it when other men stare at you. It gets him going, knowing that they think that they have a chance with you when in reality, he will be the one making you scream.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He will not cut you in any way (leave that for Ivar). He also will not do anything revolving urine or fecal matter.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loves to go down on you, not coming back up until you have climaxed at least twice. He loves the way you taste and could drink from you for hours. Halfdan loves to see the beard burn along your thighs from hours of being between your thighs. He will start out slow, giving teasing kitten licks before going all in, licking and slurping at your core. He will spread you open with his fingers and indulge on your cunt sending you into a frenzy.

While he loves going down on you, he also loves to feel your lips around his cock, sucking at him. Looking down and seeing you look back up at him with innocent eyes does things to him. He likes it when you start off at the tip of his cock, sucking as if it was a lollipop. Then taking more and more of him into your mouth until you are choking on him. But when he finally comes, he holds your head down on him as he shoots his seed down your throat.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Like I said many times, it depends on his mood. If he is angry, he is fast and hard, drilling his cock into your cunt. But if he is in a loving mood, he will slow it down, thrusting into you gently, savoring you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

While he doesn’t necessarily like them, they seem to happen somewhat often. Before dinner, before a battle, before a visitor comes over. But he does prefer to take his time with you so after every quicky, he promises you that he will fuck you properly that night in your tent/room.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Risk is his middle name let’s be honest. He loves the quick rush and thrill the act brings. Risk makes him feel alive. As Halfdan takes you right outside the great hall, covering your mouth with his hands, he can’t help but to feel his blood burn.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can go maximum seven rounds but that’s only on a night full of emotion. For example, the night before he leaves for battle. You won’t rest that night at all. He will keep you up until the first rays of light break through the sky.

He lasts around the usual. With foreplay, he can last around ten minutes when he finally begins to fuck you. Without, he can last around twenty to thirty depending on how fast he thrusts into you.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He does not own any toys, relying on his own body to bring his partner pleasure. He is confident in his skills and that is all he needs to push him through without the help of toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Ummmmmmmmmmm hello? He is Halfdan! He loves to tease! He loves to have you begging and pleading with him to do something and for you to be crying out his name, at your wits end. He would drive you to the very edge of your sanity, lips and fingers ghosting over your skin, leaving a hot trail behind them.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He is not that loud, lightly grunting and growling into your ear. When he cums, he holds his breath, veins becoming visible in his neck. Then after, he would let out a long and drawn out groan, collapsing onto you.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

I have a headcanon that Halfdan loves to watch his brother fuck you in his bed. Gently stroking his cock as he watches Harald pound into you, you crying out in ecstasy. But what he likes the most is to have his brother fuck you but you keep your gaze locked on him, his eyes boring into yours. He lets his brother have his way with you, a part of him feeling guilty for stealing you from him. But only if you agree. He needs your consent for everything practically.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s about 7- 7 ½ inches and thick as hell. It curves slightly upwards, the leaking tip reaching towards his stomach. He doesn’t have that many noticeable veins in his cock, making his cock mostly smooth. He prides himself in his cock and everyone else knows it.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Once again, he’s Halfdan. His sex drive is through the roof but then again, what Viking’s isn’t? He is ready to go at any moment, just say the words or give him the look and he will have you pinned to the nearest wall or on the ground in a heartbeat.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep fairly quickly but only after you do. He likes to stay up and bask in the moment, bask in the essence of you. You don’t need words to know he loves you and as he falls asleep, with you on his mind, he only dreams of waking up with you in his arms.

TO ALL THE MALEC AND EVAK FANS

Malec fans, please don’t act like the hateful stydia fans and attack evak constantly if their ship comes against ours in the next round.

Lets act like a mature, approachable fandom

Don’t give to malec fandom a bad name and make it look like we don’t deserve to win. That’s literally what so many stydia shippers are doing and to an outsider they look like a bunch of immature kids that are refused a toy.

If we go down, go down with dignity and let no hypocrisy and hate flood your mind (why did this sound like I’m quoting gospel)

And evak fans, please don’t make any racial slurs against Magnus or biphobic comments. This character means a lot us just like Evan and Isak does to you.

I’ve seen people avoid tv shows because their fandoms are too toxic and literally destroy the name of a ship by their hateful comments.

So let’s not taint Malec and evak

These two wonderful LGBT couples that have given courage and representation to this community.

Stydia literally did that to me. I don’t hate all stydia shippers but the ones that bring other ships down to glorify theirs. It makes their ship look… bland for this unnecessary “devotion”

I don’t watch skam but if it genuinely has captured the hearts of many and there is nothing but love for the evak ship from the fans, then I will continue to respect it.

Quotes from conversations about LazyTown I had with my friend who doesn’t watch it

  • “So they don’t ever recognize Robbie?”
  • “Did he really have to do a split?”
  • “I don’t know how to spell his name so I just call him Ibuprofen.”
  • “Is…is Sportacus okay?”
  • “I actually want to see him in jorts.”
  • “Robbie is my kind of sugar daddy.”
  • “Out of the many Lazy Town pieces I’ve seen, the stuff you create and inspire are all that has managed to get me to ship Rob and Sporty.”
  • “He is awful. I love him. Who is Stingy?”
  • “Robbie is much too handsome.”
  • “Where do you keep finding these men?”
  • “I hope his shoes are wooden.”
  • “He just looks very Polka right now.”
  • “Are you actually into ventriloquism?”
  • “All I see from the middle photo is the mayor has a foot fetish.”
  • “I’m not fully sure what he’s selling but I’ll take it.”
  • “The life of an elf is hard.”
  • “She’s surrounded by puppets and green people.”
  • “Why is his chair made of Elmo?”
  • “They are in perfect DILF range.”
  • “I kept picturing Santa elves despite him being six feet tall.”
  • “Breast reduction?”
  • “I feel a slight tragedy coming on.”
  • “I can’t unsee Sportacus as Elsa now.”
  • ”Are those his natural ears!?”
  • “Why is he so uncomfortable?”
  • “He is oddly calm for thinking he decapitated a guy.”
  • “I worry about Sport.”
  • “I’m positive the black kid went on to be in Overwatch.”
  • “How does anyone keep such a perfect resting bitchface?”
  • “Just when it seemed normal, he jumped ten feet in the air to do a split, and was caught by Stingy.”
  • “All it tells me is that his crotch is stuck to his thigh.”
  • “If this is my nightmare, I hope I stay asleep.”
  • “Is this a kidnapping?”
  • “You need to not go skiing.”
  • “What is a black market hospital?”
  • “Now I fully believe your Carnie theory.”
  • “Isn’t the first thing how you kill people?”
  • “That motherfucker.”

And finally

  • “I’m not even sure what to think of this show. It sounds way greater than it should be.”
Dating Jace Herondale would include...

Requested by anonymous 

Originally posted by smilefortheliving

  • Him trying to ignore his feelings at first
  • Pushing it off by saying its just a school boy crush
  • Until he realizes how utterly and deeply in love he is with you
  • You laughing when he finally admits it to you
    • Him getting really nervous about it until you explain to him that you’re laughing because you’ve known for so long and Alec, Izzy and you had a running bet on when he would finally told you
  • Alec and Izzy making fun of the two of you
  • Clary and Simon loving the two of you together 
    • Thinking you help balance him out
    • And actually proves he has feelings
  • Jace being really protective over you
  • You always being slightly nervous about Clary 
  • A lot of PDA 
  • A lot of hot and steamy PDA
  • Everyone groaning whenever the two of you kiss
  • Everyone secretly being jealous though
  • Messing with his hair a lot and complaining that it never moves
  • A lot of sarcastic comments, smirking and winking
  • Nose kisses
  • Training together 
    • Kicking his ass
  • Being really close with the gang
  • Cuddling 
  • Not getting a chance to have a lot of ‘date nights’ due to all of your shadowhunter missions
    • But you guys have a lot of amazing adventures and stories
  • The two of you having reading and movie nights
  • “Pretty boy”
  • The two of you being nervous when the other has a solo mission 
  • Him spoiling you and treating you like a queen
  • Talking to each other about everything
  • “I love you”-”I know”
    • “Who are you, Han Solo?”-”Who?”-”JACE HERONDALE DON’T TALK TO ME UNTIL YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS” (Simon being so proud)
  • Never wanting to let go of him during a hug
  • Him finding it really cute
  • Forehead and top of the head kisses