this selfie is hella old


The incomparable @klingbrg tagged me (ilu), so here’s my lockscreen (hey pk), homescreen (yes, i have a whole folder of hockey related apps), my most recent selfie (feat. the hella old poster of ovi at my local rink), and the last song i listened to. I’ve been on an old fall out boy kick lately.

I’m tagging anyone who wants to do this, plus @mapleleads @onhomeice @schmidtyho @highstik @toastytavares @oetterbox @heyfabbro @andersforhobey @hakunimaatta @dubnyk @pbergeron

anonymous asked:


1. A selfie? Mother fuckers

2. How old are you? Hella
3. What is your birthday? January 
4. What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius 
5. What is your favorite color? Black probably. 
6. What’s your lucky number? 3
7. Do you have any pets? Kitties. :) 
8. Where are you from? Phx
9. How tall are you? 5′1.5″
10. What shoe size are you? 8-9 depending on the shoe. I’m a goddamn hobbit. :( 

The Trouble With Selfies

You would think Max would have learned her lesson the first time she got caught taking a selfie. In Chloe’s words, ‘Hella Nope’. Here she was, standing in front of one of the dormitory’s windows, head tilted slightly to the side, lips in a mock pout and her new camera held high above her head.

She pressed her finger down on the shutter button.


The late afternoon light was streaming through the dimly-tinted glass and Max was struck with a sudden need to see how the light would play out across her face. The photo rolled out and Max smiled in glee once she saw the final product. Not quite what she was aiming for, but just one more….maybe from a different angle?

“Well, well, well…what do we have here?”

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