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secretlyshycomputer said: Can we have more sassy reader fics I adored the Sherlock one!
A/N: thank you! I love writing these. I decided to do another Sherlock one. This hints a slight Sherlock x reader romance but it depends on how you interpret it. Otherwise, romance is not intended.
“Hello, my people!” You called from downstairs. You dragged your suitcase through the door. You had decided to take a holiday and now you had returned to your lodgings at 221B.
“Huzzah,” Sherlock groaned and rolled his eyes. “Y/N is back.”
John chuckled. “You love her really.”
“I don’t love, John.”
“What did I miss?” You asked as you entered the flat, your luggage trailing behind you.
“Nothing much,” John said smiling. He stood up and hugged you.
“Well it’s good to be back.”
“Yes, for some people,” Sherlock muttered.
“What’s that, Sherlock?” You replied and put your hand behind your ear. “Sorry, I couldn’t hear you as I was too busy looking for the fucks I give.” John chuckled. A grin formed on your face. “I’m kidding. I’ve missed you.”
“I suppose I’ve missed you,” Sherlock sighed.
“Awe! Bring it in, Sherly!” You walked over to him and hugged him tightly. This received another eye roll from him.
“Y/N, I don’t think physical contact is necessary.”
“Yes it is!” You hugged him tighter which made him very uncomfortable.
“Yes… Well then…” His phone buzzed. He whipped his head around to the direction of his phone, which was laying on the table, however he couldn’t see the screen from where he was. "John! We have a case!“
"Yep!” You said after you let go of him and phone. “Lestrade just sent you a text. Oh! How fun! I’m coming too!”
“You’ve just got home!” John pointed out.
“But I’ve missed this!” You spun around. “Come on, let’s go!”
The detective, the doctor, and their fabulous friend (this was you of course) arrived at the crime scene like the three musketeers. Sherlock lifted up the yellow tape for John and yourself to go under.
“Morning, you lot,” Lestrade said. “Hello, Y/N. How was the holiday?”
“Good,” You replied with a smile. “Glad to be back though.”
“Oh look!” Donovan announced as she walked up. “The bitch is back!”
“Ah!” A smirk formed upon your face and you turned to face you. “One person I haven’t been looking forward to seeing. Still shagging everyman you find?”
“I don’t sleep with everyone. Ugh! You’re so annoying.”
“Hey, it’s not my fault that you’re a fucking whore.”
“Alright!” Lestade announced as John and Sherlock tried to stifle their laughter. “Calm down.”
“Sorry,” You responded. “I just don’t like this constant inhaling exhaling thing she’s got going on.”
“Right, Y/N!” Lestrade threw his arms up in the air. “I hate to have to do this but you have to leave.”
“I can’t have you arguing with Donovan all the time.”
“My boys are back!” You shouted as you heard the door below shut.
“You need to stop arguing with Sally!” John called as he climbed up the stairs after a successful case. “One day, Lestrade will stop you coming to the crime scenes altogether!”
“‘Sally?’ I didn’t realise we were on a first name basis with her.”
“Shorter than Donovan. Easier to say.” John entered the flat after Sherlock.
“You haven’t even unpacked,” Sherlock noted.
“No,” You replied with a smile. “I guess I’m too eager to jump back into the action.”