this scene was funny as hell

I accidentally saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

So, funny story…

We had tickets to go see King Arthur, we go to the cinema and watch all the commercials, we high-five over Wonder Woman, fun times. Then the movie starts with a shot of a lighthouse which, okay this is strange. Wrong era… but who knows, maybe it’s a creative intro. Then there’s a boy who picks up a poster.

Wanted: Jack Sparrow

So okay, we think, that’s one hell of a long trailer…

Yet as the scene goes on as normal and no trailer-adventure-type thing we realize this is Pirates. And since we are the only ones confused it’s not that they are playing the wrong movie. No, we ARE in the wrong movie.

We all weren’t emotionally invested in seeing King Arthur and well, it’s Pirates. It’s always a good laugh. So we looked at each other, stayed and watched Pirates.


airenyah  asked:

I've been thinking about the jacket™ discourse and i was thinking "but did we ever see isak wearing a jeans jacket/shirt?" bc i didn't remember a single instance, so i went through my isak tag and turns out he was wearing one during his introduction in 1x01 and during the yakuza fight scene in 2x07 and now i'm kinda sad, bc now there's a chance it was his own (but lbr it's totally even's ahahaha)

hahaha see the funny thing is I got lots of angry anons about this but the truth is

I wan’t sure what the hell that denim garment was when I made that post

Yes it’s true shocked Even

that is why I didn’t just add it onto my ‘official The Jacket™ meta’ lol

but honestly I think it’s funny that there is a discourse because whether it’s a shirt or a jacket I think the symbolism still remains the same? To Even the jacket is armour, he is no longer wearing it and then here we have Isak,

it’s in his hands, he isn’t wearing it because he is no longer fake anymore, he doesn’t need to hide his vulnerability with it (like Even) not anymore. 

and he also has Even’s armour because pls the boy ain’t wearing it anymore and Isak’s stolen it lol. 

but yeah I can see it being his s1 shirt but then i have questions

1. how does he even fit in it anymore? he’s grown so much since s1….like serious he was a fetus

2. it was fucking cold. did you see the girls, all wearing their jackets, and Isak just strolls in with this denim shirt he wore when he was a baby snake crushing on jonas and living the snakey life. what are you doing with your life bruh

3. why can’t we just pretend it’s the jacket because it’s just cuter okay

4. can we see him wearing Even’s jacket in the future pls Julie gimmee

5. oh and Even held the jacket the exact same way in s3 how cute is that?

boyfriends *sigh*

Reasons why Parks and Rec deserved an Emmy

- Set in small-town Indiana, still manages to have 40% of it’s ensemble cast be POC, and not one of them is a token either

- 40% of the cast are women. ¾ are POC. All of them are badasses. 

- Every single fucking episode is funny. Seriously. 

- Perd fucking Hapley. I can’t even explain, you just have to watch 

- Pawnee citizens holy hell 

- The flawless political commentary behind the Langman’s and the Male Men 

- The scene in Comeback Kid where Get On Your Feet is playing and they’re all struggling to walk on ice 

- Chris Traeger and his mental illness. They worked it in so that it was comedic, but if it glorified anything, it was asking for help and accepting it. 

- Okay just Chris in general 

- Gary Jerry Larry Terry Gary Gergich Gengurch Gergich 

- Donna, the character who is exactly who she needs to be throughout her life. She acknowledges the need to change her behavior occasionally, but it doesn’t dent her confidence one bit. 

- Ann Meredith Perkins, you beautiful sun-ray nurse. The best friend everyone needs. Quirky and grounded and intelligent. 



- Everything Tom Haverford has ever said 

- Ben fucking Wyatt. I can’t even elaborate without crying and combusting. Much better nerd than any weasel from The Big Bang Theory. Feminist. Best Husband Ever. 


- Cones of Dunshire and Requiem for a Tuesday 


- April Blart, Mall Cop 

- April’s character development *heart eyes* 

- Andy and April’s love 

- Mouse Rat and hits like The Pit, Catch Your Dream, and - 5000 CANDLES IN THE WIND 


- Bert Macklin, FBI 

- Johnny and Johnathan Karate 

- Andy Dwyer, secret genius 

- Ron Swanson, the manliest man to ever man, owner of the world’s best character development, hater of Canada and vegans, beautiful beautiful man 

- Duke fucking Silver 

- I dig your groovy tunes man

- Ben and Leslie’s healthy, realistic, and beautiful relationship 

- Benslie proposal 

- Benslie wedding 

- Ben’s triplets freakout 

- the BOX 

- Amy Poehler plays the most amazing woman to ever grace any screen. Leslie Knope, a socially inept but selfless woman who dedicates her life to public service, her family, and her friends. Deeply flawed main character that wasn’t made lovable by her unfortunate but relatable love of sugar and hatred of vegetables, but instead by her love for others and thoughtfulness and work ethic and optimism. Food habits aside, her character flaws were acknowledged by the writers, her loved ones, and her. No one is an enabler for Leslie Knope’s bad behavior. When she does something shitty, she gets called on it and apologizes. But at the end of the day, hard work and positivity make a difference, and she achieves her dreams. 

- Positivity. The people on this show like each other. They believe in and support each other. They apologize when they’re wrong. They forgive when they’ve been wronged. They go out of their way to make lives better. And it is still funny.

misdial; chanyeol

Originally posted by lullabyun

park chanyeol. reader-insert. 5,6k words. fluff/angst. au

—it all started with one misdial, then a second and a third and…

this one is for Sasha @floofyeol

3.12 a.m: missed call from Park Chanyeol

“You called me?” 

“Oh, did I? I’m sorry, it was a misdial.”

“Oh, I see.”

3.14 a.m.: incoming call from Park Chanyeol


“Actually, I just wanted to hear your voice.”

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Don't Repeat History

I couldn’t help myself ;u;

Important stuff:

Ok, I’m done. I did this like, in half and hour and stuff so it’s pretty simple but yeah. *Shrugs* 

Disclaimer: Voltron doesn’t belong to me and neither does the AU.

The words leave him before he could stop himself.

“This is the Blue Lion?” He asks, voice small as he stares up at the big lion in front of him, something inside him urging him to come closer but he pushes it back stubbornly.

Allura nods besides him, a pleased smile on her face. “Yes, you used to be her paladin. The Blue Lion is known to be one of the friendliest of Lions; your bond with her has been so strong since the beginning, never wavering in the least. It is said that –”

Lance tunes Allura’s voice down, leaving behind a faint ringing noise in his ears as he stares wide eyed at Blue’s motionless eyes.

He feels a tug inside him one more time and this time he winces, feeling it more physically than mental.

The ringing turns into purrs and soft growling and Lance breathing come out short as he watches Blue’s dim eyes lighten up with life.

One, two, three ticks and then it’s like Blue’s eyes snap open and images fill his head.

He can’t make sense of anything. The faces are blurred, the noises that start as laughter turn into painful screams and sobs. Every feeling overwhelms him: there’s anxiety, excitement, stubbornness, determination, pride, love.

There’s relief. There’s a soft comfort feeling in the back of his head but it’s not enough to calm his breathing, to ease his tense shoulder and beating heart.

Lance vaguely notices that he started shaking, barely hearing the muffled drowned voice of Allura near him, calling to him, asking for him.

He doesn’t understand the words, but he doesn’t bothers to. He just needs to go, there’s too much around him and inside him. He can’t be here, he can’t deal with this, he needs to leave.

He needs to leave.

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Katya and Violet bond in a deleted scene

This is a really sweet, cute moment. This whole youtube channel is full of great and funny scenes with the queens that never made it to air. In my opinion, season seven is worse without them. Kennedy talks about her life in the navy, Trixie and Max talk about going to school together, there’s even a scene where they show the painful hell Violet and the girls have to go through as beauty queens. It’s all humanizing gold. 

If they had put all of this back in as opposed to fake shade and drama, people would have viewed this season differently. 


This is an Euler’s Disk. It’s a physics toy that demonstrates angular momentum, potential energy, and kinetic energy.

ACOWAR incorrect spoiler
  • Lucien: Hello Feyre, how long have you been in love with Rhysand and known he is your mate?
  • Feyre: What?! That's disgusting and wrong and I don't even get - Why would I?! I- I never slept with anyone ever! ... It's none of your- You have no- The nerve! The audacity! Rhysand is the High Lord of the Night Court technically and he is terrible face-wise and how- how do I know that frankly you are not his mate?!? Maybe YOU are! Maybe YOU are trying to throw me off... mmh check and mate!
  • Lucien: ...
  • Feyre: This- this is an outrage! Who do I call?!
  • *Rhysand enters and goes to kiss Feyre and then notices Lucien*
  • Rhysand: Hey there... h-hey Lucien! Listen, you are just who I was looking for! Are you- did you forget the... Did you- Can I get that thing? Can we just.. Did you bring it? Ok this isn't convincing
  • Veronica: Speaking of the truth-
  • Archie: No, V, What are you doing? Stop, omg, we didn't even talk about doing this, this wasn't the plan!
  • Veronica: Archie and I wanted to tell you-
  • Archie: We've kissed a couple times
  • Betty: It's okay, V. I appreciate you being honest with me, but I'm with Jughead now.
  • Jughead: (smug look on his face while eating a sandwich)
  • Betty: If you guys wanna be together, I'm happy for you.
  • Veronica: Thanks, B. (in an "I'm so glad you're my best friend" tone)
  • Archie: Thanks, Betty (in an "I'm so sorry for rejecting you in the first episode" tone"
  • Betty: (smiles like "of course, you both are my friends, I can put the 7 minutes in heaven moment between you too behind me)
  • Archie: (looks at Betty with longing and thinking "I actually might like you too...OH SHIT I'M CONFUSED WITH MY FEELINGS AGAIN")
Justin wasn’t purposely rebellious. He was a rascal in an unassuming, almost charming way. He sometimes got into trouble for things he didn’t even realize were wrong. Like the time he was suspended from catholic school.
Justin loved movies and would often repeat lines from them. When he was around seven years old, he watched a movie called ’‘Good burger’’ which was based on one of the sketches on a nickelodeon network show. In one of the films scenes, a customer at a burger joint is complaining to Ed, a simpleton who works at the restaurant, about the hamburger he ordered. After his rant, the irate customer storms out of the place and yells over his shoulder to Ed, “See you in hell!” Ed responds good-naturedly, “Okay, see you there!” The scene was cute and funny, meant to make you laugh.
One afternoon when Justin rode the bus home from school, the catholic bus driver wished him a good day as she let him off. Justin smiled, waved, and told her, “See you in hell, Bev!” He was suspended the next day. Justin wasn’t trying to be mean, just funny. Unfortunately, the bus driver didn’t appreciate my sons humor.
—  Pattie Mallette, Nowhere But Up.

Yes, it’s the power rangers. I understand. I myself have a very well known history of despising the cheesiness of them.

But here’s the thing-


It’s gay, it’s diverse, it’s funny, it’s fun, it’s serious. There is an entire scene I’m 90% revolves around the Krispy Kreme vine. I mean the villains name is Rita Repulsa and some parts are cheesy as hell but it’s the power rangers and the five of them are lovable and fleshed out as FUCK.

And if it doesn’t do well there won’t be a second and I will physically fight every person if I don’t get to live to see the day that all the power rangers are gay and in LOVE.

Fan account of Det Går Bra

Our translator, Anna, got a chance to see Tarjei’s play in Oslo! Her account is below the cut. We want to remind people that this play is an exaggeration of truths in the actor’s lives. Tarjei is playing a ‘douchey’ version of himself etc. We do not know the extent of the truth behind his confessions in the play.

Trigger warnings for mentions of rape, please proceed with caution. 

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Not funny!

I’m not sure how this is going to go, so wish me luck!
(F/N/1) - Friends name 1.
(F/N/2) - Friends name 2.
(C/N) - Crushes name.
(Y/N) - Your name.

Ear piercing screams sound through the larger speakers accommodating the large flat screen hung against the wall. Warmth from the large, fluffy white blanket encases me. The edge of the blanket pulled up to rest gently underneath my eyes, blocking the horrific scenes emitting from the tv.

Who the hell chooses to watch a horror movie at two in the morning? My idiot friends and I. 

I was sat at the very edge of the couch, hands clutching the blanket with a death grip. Another scream echoes throughout the house, the noise making me jump slightly. I hear a deep chuckle to the right of me.


I turn to look at him, groaning when I notice him with a large smile placed upon his face. His pearly white teeth are on display, his eyes slightly crinkled in the corners due to his wide smile. His hair nothing but a tangled mess atop his head. 

He leans towards me, his lips mere centimetres from my ear. “Is someone a bit of a scaredy cat?” His voice is barely above a whisper, laced with amusement. Shaking my head slightly, my eyes trained on the tv. Another chuckle escapes (C/N), before he goes back to his original position. 

TAP. TAP. TAP. Three quick moments against my shoulder causes a loud scream to erupt from me, my body jumping straight off the couch. A chorus of loud laughs surround me, (F/N/1), (F/N/2) and (C/N), all toppled over, holding their stomachs.

“That’s not funny,” I whine, hiding my face behind both my hands. After a few moments more of laughter, strong arms wrap around my waist. A rough but gentle hand tugs my hands away from my face, my eyes land instantly on (C/N)s. His arms pull you tightly into his chest, the familiar smell of his cologne engulfs me. 

A soft pair of lips are placed against my forehead. My heart feels like it’s about to jump out of my chest. I begin to worry that maybe, just maybe he can hear my heartbeat. 

He cranes his head down to hover just next to my ear. “I’m sorry for scaring you, but, I must say, you look adorable when you are scared,” the smile is evident in his voice. That same pair of plump, pink lips gently leave a feather light kiss to the nape of my neck.

(C/N)s arms pull me with him back towards the couch. He sits down in his spot, shifting around to get comfortable. Unexpectedly, he pulls me in between his legs. His arms encircle around my waist, pulling me flush against him. “I’ve got you, (Y/N), I’ll protect you from all the monsters.”

The Hobbit - The Good and Bad

The Bad:

- Tauriel

- “These are Rhosgebel rabbits!”

- Bilbo wasn’t a trained warrior; he can’t realistically fight a single orc and survive.

- In order to compensate for this, the enemies are so incompetent they can’t use a sword like a normal person and have to take seven years to finish a single swing.

- “We stuck ‘im with a Mordor shaft.” This isn’t important. No one cares but Tauriel.

- Fucking Tauriel

- Legolas “Notice Me, Tauriel; I’m an Edgelord” Greenleaf

- CGI_Orc_1 and CGI_Orc_2 Azog the Defiler and That One Guy No One Remembers Bolg

- Honestly, what the hell are “Rhosgebel rabbits?”

- That chase scene in the goblin tunnels that might as well been an amusement park ride

- Paddle-shaped dwarven weapons

- The Rhosgebel rabbits weren’t funny or charming. Go away.

- Smaug taunting Bard, a human he doesn’t know and should be absolutely beneath him

- Tauriel “I’m Better Than Everyone Else and Am Surprised When Everyone’s Annoyed by My Mary-Sue Behavior” Last-Name

- Thorin: Huh, I’m going to follow Azog’s (alleged) corpse along the frozen river and not assume this is a bad idea the moment I do it.

- That romance

- Don’t even act like you don’t know what romance I’m talking about

The Good:

- Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins

- G A N D A L F

- “What do you mean ‘good morning?’ Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”

- That lil’ Frodo cameo

- Bilbo’s nose wiggle

- Any scene involving the Ringwraiths

- Gandalf at Dol Guldur

- The spider scene in Mirkwood

- Bilbo stabbing the shit of that baby spider and scaring the piss out of everyone in the theater.


- M i r k w o o d

“I have the only right.”

- The entire Gollum scene

- Bilbo’s progression into his obsession of the Ring

- That epic fight between the Ringwraiths and Elrond, Saruman, and Lady Galadriel

- Sauron appearing.

- That one booming white flash when Galadriel blew that orc to smithereens just by waving her hand.

- “It never ceases to amaze me. The courage of Hobbits.”

- “Farewell, Master Baggins.”

- The fucking whimper

- Bilbo entering into his home again.

- “And what about very old friends?”