this scene makes me laugh every time i watch it

friendly reminder that keith, the second shortest of the team has to bend down to look at pidge

Me watching the Lego Batman movie
  • Spoilers...Sorta
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  • Me watching Joker cry: *cries* Goddamnit DC, really?!
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  • Alfred: That weird one in the 60s
  • Me: *flails* THEY DID IT
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  • Batman: Make the bad guys fight the bad guys? That's a terrible idea!
  • Me: *snorts really loudly*
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  • Me: Are they changing Harley's costume every scene?...Oh I get it
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  • Killer Croc: *presses button* I DID SOMETHING!!
  • Me: *cries and laughs at the same time*
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Did anyone else have really incorrect first impressions of the characters while watching Stranger Things? And I don’t mean like Steve had a redeeming storyline. I mean like my first thought about Mike, from just the very first scenes with him before the boys leave his house, was:

I bet this kid ends up being a dick

I thought he was going to be the Regina George of the friend group, and bully the other boys. Obviously I was wildly mistaken but sometimes I remember having that thought and it makes me laugh every time. 

Bonus: when watching Nancy and Barb walk down the hallway for the first time I thought, ‘Ugh, she’s going to be a storyline?’ And now I love Nancy.

fattyforlife  asked:

hey is there like a lolol and stich comic book or something or tv show cause I only knew there was a movie if there is any other LILO and stitch continuation pls share ?! thanks !(: #yourbiggestfan

There are actually several continuations out there, some good, others horrible abominations.

There is a dvd sequel called ‘Lilo & Stitch 2 Stitch has a Glitch’ which is MARVELOUS. It was originally intended for theaters but was pulled last minute back in 2005. It’s on netflix streaming and i highly recommend it. It was several years before i could get through it without crying. 5 stars all the way.

There is also ‘Stitch! The movie’ which was really just an extended pilot for the tv series that ran on the Disney channel from Sept 2003 until July 2006 and spanned 65 episodes and ended with the movie ‘Leroy & Stitch’.

Now I’ve got a real love/hate relationship with the show.

On one hand i love it cause it’s Lilo and Stitch and they got all of the original voice actors back. And Chris Sanders as Stitch is just hilarious, he’s actually a VERY decent actor. Plus some of the dialogue is very funny. There’s a bit in one episode where Stitch tells a scary story and it still makes me laugh. 

But on the other hand i hate it for being badly written and badly handled. These wonderfully complicated and three-dimensional characters are dumbed down into simple stereotyped caricatures of themselves.

Nani is never there except for when she’s darting through a scene yelling about how late for work she is. Because tv Nani apparently can’t tell time or wear a watch. Ever. And she’s late for work every single day. She also hates Stitch. Utterly. She tries her best to never interact with him. Even when she’s mad at him she’d rather yell at Lilo about him even though he’s usually standing right there and all Nani has to do is turn her head slightly to the right and address him directly, but god knows we can’t have that. I wish i could say that i was exaggerating, but in 65 episodes there is literally only 1 scene where she behaves affectionately towards him.

Lilo is a bore. She no longer takes pictures, she no longer surfs, at least not that we ever see and i think pudge is only mentioned, like, once. She is also obsessed with mummies and vampires and will usually mention this at least once an episode.

Jumba is only there to provide technology and to give exposition.

Pleakley is a buffoon. His job is to scream in high-strung panic over everything and wear over-the-top costumes. (he makes Jumba wear them too) I’m talking costumes like matadors, hippies, disco dancers, whatever the writers think will be funny that week. And no matter how long he’s there (Leroy & Stitch claims 3 years) he never understands earth any better at all. The original movie portrays Pleakley as being misinformed and in-over-his-head, but otherwise academic and intelligent. He worked for the Galactic Federation who we already know from watching the movie rewards failure with retirement so if he were really the idiot the show makes him out to be he would have been fired long before the movie even took place.

This goes double for Gantu. In the movie he was a top captain, hyper-competent, able to capture Stitch within minutes of arriving on earth. The only thing he actually did wrong was involving Lilo. Had he let her go immediately he likely would never have been fired. He did everything by the book. Stitch was simply stronger than the technology he had available to him. In the show he’s so ridiculous it’s amazing he’s able to exist without a chaperon. He’s whiny, he’s silly, he’s not intimidating in the slightest and Lilo, a 6 year old girl, can outwit him at every turn.

And Stitch. My poor baby Stitch. In the movie he’s shown as being very in control of his own body. He’s destructive, but deliberately. He knows what he’s doing when he does it. But in the show if he touches it he’s gonna break it. Half the time not even on purpose. It’s so bad that he gets kicked out of the house in one episode and Nani threatens to get rid of him in another because keeping him has become too expensive. Half the time he’s used as a background gag. Lilo and Jumba will be talking and Stitch is just in the background crawling across the wall and eating a plant or something. He doesn’t really contribute too much until it’s time for the final fight scene with Gantu.

The show as a whole is very repetitive. Disney wanted it’s own version of pokemon so the show is about Stitch’s ‘cousins’ the 625 other experiments that came before him. They are dehydrated pingpong balls that transform into a creature when they get wet and they have been scattered all over Kauai. (Stitch! The movie) Gantu wants them to send off to an evil scientist that used to be Jumba’s partner and Lilo wants them so she can name them and find them a new home. Every episode is basically this:

Theme song ends, we open on an experiment pod that is reeeaally close to some form of water (puddle, wine glass, whatever) will it fall in? No…no we’re good it rolled away…. no wait! It’s rolling back! Oh no! It fell in! Flash of yellow light and a creature appears! Back at the house Lilo and Stitch are involved in an activity. (creating a new hula dance, playing a game, creating a slug circus, whatever) Nani runs in yelling about how late for work she is, takes a second to remind Lilo to not get into any trouble, she’s now gone for the rest of the episode. Pleakley has just learned something new about humans and wants to try it out. (cooking, a new outfit, reality television, disaster preparedness, whatever) Meanwhile Gantu’s computer has just alerted him that a new experiment has been activated, gotta go search for it while new sidekick 625 makes sarcastic comments. At the same time Lilo and Stitch have left the house. See the new experiment, gotta chase it now. But oh no! Gantu sees it too! Now it’s a race to see who can get it first! Stitch for the win! Gantu falls on ass! Lilo figures out what power this particular experiment has (electricity, finding, cooking, possessing things, whatever) and gives it a corresponding name. (sparky, finder, frenchfry, phantasmo, whatever) Just like in Pokemon once you have captured an experiment it instantly stops being evil. Nevermind the fact that in the movie it took Lilo 3 days to win over Stitch, you chase down a wild experiment it respects the effort you put in and swears loyalty to you right away. For reasons. And now that Lilo has figured out what the experiment is for she and Stitch have to now use that experiment’s power for their own selfish gain. Even though Jumba warned them not to. Cause we gotta learn a lesson. Oh crap! Gantu’s back! He’s stolen the experiment! What are we gonna do?! Another fight scene with up-tempo theme music. Usually just Stitch though. Lilo is the brains, Stitch is the brawn. He usually just stands around until it’s fight scene time. Okay! Experiment is back, Gantu is defeated time to find the experiment a new home. Holy crap you guys! Guess what?! Remember when i said the episode started with lilo & Stitch involved with an activity? The experiment’s new home is in some way related to that activity!!!!!! If Lilo and Stitch started the episode at a pizza parlor with broken animatronics they are gonna find the one experiment that can fix that. It’s christmas? There’s an experiment for that. Halloween? There’s a coincidentally timed experiment for that too. Need a plant to enter into the big show? Guess what this experiment does. Experiment goes to new home and is accepted immediately and no one questions what this weird thing is and why it looks like it does. Everyone’s happy the end.

There is also weirdly no continuity at all between ‘Stitch has a glitch’ and the tv show. In Glitch the house is green and the bedroom is normal and has actual beds and toys and pictures on the wall. Stitch is childlike and no longer destructive (except for the glitch that is in no way his fault) and Nani loves him and treats him well. Jumba has to put actual time and effort into his technology and Pleakley, though still misinformed about humans, is nowhere near as high strung as in the show. Nani and David are also dating.

In the show the house is mysteriously blue for some reason, the bedroom looks more like a prison than anything (no toys, few pictures, cots instead of beds, everything in white) Jumba can create an entire new invention in like an hour and Nani and David are just friends.

All in all i’d rate the series and the movies that go with it at 3 stars. I really think they missed a great opportunity here. It should have been about Stitch figuring out who he is and how to be a part of a family. They also really could have done some touching things with the topic of adoption. But really the whole focus of the show is the other experiments.

Finally there’s the anime. ‘Stitch!’  It’s evil. Don’t watch it. -80 stars. There is no Lilo, only Yuna. Stitch has lost all of his intelligence and strength. There’s like 3 seasons each one more horrible than the last. It doesn’t just disrespect the original movie it bludgeons it to death with a blunt object, buries it in a shallow grave and then pisses on the grave. The less said, the better.

Wow, this really turned into a rant didn’t it? Damn, i’ve been typing for like an hour now.

TL:DR

‘Stitch has a glitch’ - masterpiece

'Stitch! the movie’, the tv series and 'Leroy & Stitch’ - passable

Stitch! anime - kill it with fire

waywardthief  asked:

5. have you ever written a scene that made you laugh out loud? which one?

I crack myself up writing Ares; not gonna lie. I laughed writing the starter to Night Watch where he has this internal tempertantrum because he has to sit next to Seliph for 4 hours. I laugh every time he and Gerik make inappropriate jokes. Thanks to Mystery Girl Setsuna, I’ve laughed at my own stupid blue+yellow joke and at how Ares thinks 6 friends is too many – counting his horse. I laughed writing the drabble where Ares and Leif throw their swords at shit. I laughed at the “blondie mcfuck me” ask because I got to reply with nothing but a picture Mei drew of Ares in yellow shutter shades. I laughed when Julius sent him petunias and he wanted to bask in them. That’s just off the top of my head. I really enjoy this dumb blog.

Insecure (Luke smut)

Request: Could you do one where you and Luke are about to have sex and you notice that he has self harm scars on his hip and that’s the reason he never takes his shirt off? Pretty please. (They still have sex though) 

 Y/n pov: 

 "Babe pleaseeee" 

“Y/n, if we leave now it going to look suspicious”

 "Who cares!“ I said throwing my hands up "let’s just get out of here”

 I had dragged Luke along to a family BBQ but was immediately regretting it as I was bored out of my mind, unknown family members kept coming over to me and Luke telling us how we made such a perfect couple and I’m pretty sure we were both sick of it. Plus Luke didn’t like having too much attention on him and he became awkward and embarrassed every time some one came to talk to us.

I just wanted to spend the day with him, in bed watching films and cuddling.

 "I don’t want to be rude. Your parents like me so far and I don’t want to change that" he said being polite as ever.

 My mother was making her way over to me and I whispered to Luke to play along. He gave me a confused look but didn’t say anything.

 "Did you guys like the food?“ My mother asked. 

 "Yes thank you, it was lovely” Luke said smiling at her, always the polite one.

 "Yeah it was great mum, but I’m not feeling very well so we’re just going to go home" I said.

 "Aw no that’s disappointing, get well soon, come round when you feel better. Good to see you Luke" she said before turning away and leaving us to talk to other guest.

 "Well… That was easy" I said “ come on let’s go home” I said eagerly pulling Luke behind me.

 " you’re such a rebel" he giggled making me laugh with him.

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 We were now in my apartment and Luke demanded we watch a film, we decide to watch friends with benefits because come on, it’s a great film. It was like some type of cliché moment where every time a sex scene came on (which was like all the time) Luke’s breath would hitch in his throat and the air around us was completely tense. 

 "I’m bored of this film now" I told Luke sighing and turning it off.

 "Well, what do you wanna do then?“ 

 "Well… There’s a lot of things I want to do… With you” I winked cheekily.

 "Ah really?“ He smirked "like what?” He asked trailing his index finger down my side.

 "Well… First I want to kiss you… For a while and then…“ I whispered leaning up so I could whisper in his ear. "I want you to fuck me, because it been what? a day since you last did”

 "Shit" he whispered “I’m sure I can make that happen”

 Flipping us over so I was laying on top of his tall frame, his hands gripped the back of my thighs, softly stroking the skin as he placed sweet little kisses along my neck and collar bone.It tickled making me squirm as I pushed his head up, receiving a small cheeky Luke smile.

 His nose brushed against mine, his hot breath ghosting my skin as he leaned up, his hand bringing my head down to meet his lips. His stubble tickled my cheek and his lip ring was cool against my skin. Those were the things I loved most about Luke’s kisses, they were distinctive and they were Lukes.

 A loud noise erupted from outside of the window, making us both jump, Lukes hands tightened their hold on me. Another boom of thunder followed with a crack of lightening. We giggled quietly together as we watched the rain quickly pour down in the streets, hitting the window and creating the perfect background noise.

 "Luke" I mumbled against his neck.

 "Sorry, it’s just… Your mums BBQ, they’re probably all soaked" he chuckled making her laugh at thought.

 "Glad we ditched then" I whispered.

 "Yeah" he said before leaning down to kiss me. We broke apart when we heard a bark.

 "Shit" I whispered “we left the dog outside” We had been looking after Calum’s dog while he was on holiday and must have forgotten to let it in when we got back.

 "I’ll be back in 2 minutes" Luke said climbing out of the bed from underneath me.

 "Make it 1" I called after him as he ran down the stairs. He came back up about 5 minutes later. His hair wet and ruffled and his shirt soaked through. I giggled at his appearance as he looked slightly annoyed, before laughing with me.

 "What the hell? All you had to do was let the dog in, not dance about in the rain"

 "Well she decided she didn’t want to come in so I had to chase her until she ran inside" he huffed. I got up from where I was laying on the bed. Luke pulled me into a wet hug while I tried to escape it as best as I could but failed miserably.

 "Luke get off me. You’ll get me all wet" I squealed

 "That’s the plan" Luke smirked

 "Hey" I whined glaring at him playfully. “You should probably get changed Luke, or you know… Not wear anything at all and maybe do what I said earlier” I teased.

 He winked at me before pulling his jeans off and discarding them on the floor. He grabbed my hand pulling me over to the bed.

 "Luke your top" I said pointing out that it was wet and he hadn’t taken it off.

 "Oh right yeah" he said leaving my side and going to his wardrobe. He pulled out a plain black T-shirt before quickly taking his wet top off. He was facing away from me, standing just in his boxers as I admired how beautiful he was.

 "Wait" I said as he was about to pull the top on. He turned around, eyes wide and panicked.

 "W-what?“ He stuttered.

 "Don’t, leave it off” I said. He never had his shirt off.

 "B-but…“ He looked a little uncomfortable but I didn’t understand why. He crossed his arms self consciously, making his way over to the bed quickly passing me and climbing under the covers pulling me with him.

 I struggled to take my jeans and top off while under the covers by managed to in the end. He pulled me back on top of him so we were in the same position as earlier. I flipped my hair over my shoulder before kissing Luke softly on the lips and then trailing kisses down his neck, collar bones and chest. My fingers tracing the line of his muscles and V lines. Before I let my hand wonder further down.

 My hand brushed a rough patch of skin making Luke wince. I brushed my hand back over the same spot feeling the rough bumps that were there.

 "Luke? What’s..” I didn’t really know what to say.

 "Oh it’s nothing…“ He said refusing to look at me.

 "Luke?” I questioned, my eyebrows turning down into a frown, my hands starting to push the covers away, but he caught them quickly. “Luke-”

 "Y/n please- don’t" he said,his eyes starting to water. I didn’t listen. I pulled the covers back to reveal Lukes pale skin. I looked down to see faded scars littered across the top of his hip bones.

 "Luke" I said my voice cracking. He looked down in embarrassment, his cheeks flushing pink.

 "Please don’t be disappointed in me" he said sadly.

“Luke, I’m not disappointed”

“stop lying” he cried

“luke i’m not lying… Luke please look at me.” I said pulling his hands away from where they were covering his face. He finally looked at me, tears rolling slowly down his cheeks as he cried silently.

“why?” I asked softly stroking the back of his hands with my thumb.“

“I- please don’t- judge me” he whispered.

“I won’t, you know I wouldn't”

“I just, it was years ago, I haven’t c-cut for 2 years” he said and I gave him a reasurring smile. “I was going through a bad time, I don’t know if you know what it feels like to be so insecure, it was so hard to look at myself in the mirror every morning- or even look at myself when I had to shower, it was so hard and I didn’t know what else to do. I felt like I couldn’t talk to anyone and I kept it all inside and then, I guess It just all got to me and I broke down. I regret it now, I really do, I didn’t think that the scars would stay with me, I didn’t think they would be a constant reminder of how weak I am, I thought they’d fade but they haven’t and the memories are still there.” he mumbled without taking a breath.

“hey, Luke, breathe” I said “it doesn’t make you weak, it makes you strong, they show that your’e still here, that you fought against those feeling and that you pulled through and came out stronger than ever,I mean look at you now, you’re so strong, i’m so proud of you, that I can’t even put it into words.”

He gave me a small smile. 

“I don’t know where I would be without you y/n” he whispered

“just please promise me something” 

“anything” he said vulnerable.

“if you ever feel like that again, you come and talk to me okay?” I said 

“okay” he said “I promise” 

“luke?” 

“yeah?” 

“I love you” I said

 “I love you too” He said “can you- uh can I” I cut him off, placing my lips on his and pushing him gently down so I was hovering on top of him. 

“let me show you how much I love you. Everything about you Luke”

“mmmh” he moaned bucking his hips up to meet mine.

 “baby, please” he whimpered.

I was desperate for his touch, I took his boxers off before taking off mine chucking them on the floor next to the bed.

“please” he begged.

“love you” I mumbled into his neck as he lined himself up with my entrance.

 He bucked his hips up pushing into me slowly, moaning at the relief. His hands gripped my hips pulling me further down onto him.

 “mmh fuck” he moaned letting out small gasps and whimpers. 

One of my hands gripped his broad shoulder and my other hand brushed gently over the scars on his hips. The scars he made, what he did to himself.It made me so upset, yet proud that he survived the tough times. He whimpered as I brushed over them, leaning down to kiss him once again before burying my head into his neck to stifle the embarrassing moans that I couldn’t control falling out of my lips. 

“love- you, too” he gasped, his breathing heavy, a layer of sweat appearing on his forehead.”shit” he said moving my hips down faster against him.

“Luke, your close” I whispered knowing he was holding back as he always wanted me to finish before him.

I let out a slightly louder moan knowing it would tip him over the edge.

“you’re too good to me y/n”

“no i’m not Luke, you’re too good for me” I said stroking his face as he layed down next to me.

I rested my head on his chest, listening to his heart beat start to slow down.This is how I wanted it to be. Falling asleep with Luke, being able to kiss him whenever I felt like it, being able to talk to him about everything and anything. Words couldn’t describe how I felt towards this boy.

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“Okay so, sleep over tonight?” You confirmed with your best friend Minhyuk. “Yeah sure, let’s watch horror movies!” He chirped, slinging his backpack over his shoulder. You rolled your eyes and grumbled in response. You knew that even if you protested, you wouldn’t win anyway. He agreed to bring some snacks while you said that you’ll handle the drinks. 

The doorbell rang just as you got into your pajamas. Minhyuk walked in wearing a pair of sweatpants and a loose white t-shirt. He had two bags of food with him. “Did you buy all of the snacks in the convenience store?” You commented. “I’m hungry y/n… In fact this is all for me.” He grinned. You gathered in the living room and set out the snacks on the coffee table. “Should we watch Insidious first?” Minhyuk suggested excitedly. 

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anonymous asked:

Could you do GOM's making these dorks laugh, especially Tsundere Midorima and Akashi?

I am not even sure why but just the thought of this cracks me up every time.

T-chan


The idea was brilliant. The plan? Not so much.

“This is a stupid plan,” Aomine spoke as he hid behind a corner, Kuroko below him, Kise between and Murasakibara standing behind, eating his snacks, not even bothering to watch the scene.

“Do you really think Akashi-cchi will fall for that?” Kise narrowed his eyebrows.

“It is the only way to make him laugh.” Kuroko answered. “Do you not want to hear him laugh?” he asked, but waited for no reply as the certain red haired teen was walking down the hallway.

“Why do you even think they will go right into that classroom?” Aomine asked and looked at Murasakibara behind and added; “Quiet down,” with a groan.

“I don’t think this will work…” Kise murmured when he realized Akashi passed the classroom and before he knew it, he was on the hallway, on the ground while blinking like he had no idea what he was doing there. And he certainly didn’t. His eyes went wide as he looked behind, the three teens already gone from their hiding place. “So mean” he whined before looking in front, hearing his name being called.

“What are you doing on the ground, Ryōta?”

A shiver ran down Kise’s spine as he laughed sheepishly, scratching his head. “I was…uh…looking for you?” He stammered out, not sure about his own words.

“Akashi,” Midorima walked from behind before his green eyes fell on Kise and narrowed them. “What is going on?” he asked. He knew that whenever Kise was involved it always started and ended with pranks.

“If it is for that prank in that classroom, which I just passed, then I have good news for you.” Akashi’s lips turned up in a smile that made the blond teen pale and wish he never agreed to anything as he ignored Midorima’s question. Midorima raised an eyebrow and looked behind before looking back at Kise.

“They wanted to make us laugh.” Akashi spoke to Midorima, who frowned, but a quiet chuckle quickly follow, every hair on Kise rising against the gravity and up into sky.

It was later said that Kise wasn’t in school for a week, with a reason unknown, and avoiding Akashi for whole month, even claiming he saw light that called for him.

Horrorphobia - Steve x Reader

This is my first imagine ever writed about Steve soo.. Enjoy!

Warnings: fluff and a scared reader

Words Count : 1308


It was Friday night and that meant: movie night. The whole team was getting ready. Bruce, Nat,Clint and Thor settled for the snacks. The twins, Bucky and Steve were making the living room cozy. Tony and I were looking for our perfect movie. Vision was on a mission and Sam was in Washington for business.

“What about this?” Tony handed me a dvd. I looked at the cover.

“Ew, that’s a super romantic movie for very touchy people,” I said full of disgusts. I had nothing against romantic movies, but some were really too much. Where they did very soggy and so on. “No thanks,” I said and gave the dvd back to Tony. We looked further.

“And what about this?” Tony took another dvd out of the closet.

“That seems to be really good,” he said and looked at me begging.

“Let me see,” I took the dvd out of his hands.

Oh, no.

A horror movie.

“Dudee,” I whined, “I hate horror movies!”

I had a little fear. Well, little? I always got nightmares of horror and I didn’t want to be alone after I had seen a movie. Tony took the dvd out of my hands. “Come on, Y/N. How can you be afraid of a little horror movie?”

I sighed and looked sadly at the ground. Tony saw my sad state and came closer to me. He went to his knees in front of me.

“Don’t worry. This is sixteen plus. You can handle it. Our baby Y/N is not afraid of a little blood, hmm? ” Tony said playful and squeezed my cheeks.

A smile appeared on my face.

“No,” I said rolling my eyes. Tony chuckled. He placed his hands on my shoulders. His face moved closer to mine.

“And besides,” he watched intently around and then back at me, “Captain America will protect you,” he whispered with a wink.

“Stupid marshmellow!” I shouted and pushed Tony away from me. He knew that I found the Captain cute, but I hated it as he teased me with it. Tony just laughed. I stood up and ran towards the exit of the room.

“I love you, Cutie!” I heard Tony say before I left the room.

—-

We were all together in the film room. Thor, Wanda, Steve and I were sitting on the large sofa. On the smaller couch next to us were Clint and Pietro. On the other side were Bruce and Natasha on a couch. And if you asked me they were sitting quite close to each other. On the ground, between all the pillows were Bucky and Tony also close to each other. They were even under the same blanket. I chuckled. Darlings.

Steve looked at me questioningly.

“Oh, I just looked at the lovebirds,” I joked. Steve smiled at the two. Tony turned to me with an evil smile.

“I can say the same,” he said and wiggled his eyebrows. The others chuckled at me and Steve. I looked angry at Tony. The stupid marshmellow. I looked at Steve and saw him blush. He is so cute. No, Y/N, stop it!

“Let’s just watch the movie,” I said before Tony could make another comment.

—-

The film was terrible! Though I had not really looked at it. I just kept eating popcorn. Every time someone was murdered. The others seemed not to be afraid and at times they even laughed. This isn’t even funny! At a scary scene I crept closer to Steve. Steve could feel how tense I was and leaned into me. He gently nudged me with his shoulder.

“Everything okay?” he asked with a small smile. I forced a smile and nodded

“Y-Yes, of course,” I said my voice trembling. Steve didn’t seem entirely convinced, but I sent him a reassuring smile and he let it go.

We turned our attention back to the film. The killer entered the bedroom of four children. He gasped super scary and the children were awake. They were shouting like crazy when they saw the killer. The killer had a dirty grin on his face and had no mercy. He killed them one by one. You heard and saw everything. My hands were on my face and I looked through my fingers. The killer was daubed with blood and I couldn’t take it anymore.

“Sleep well everyone,” I said quickly and left the living room with burning glances on my back.

I was so traumatized by the movie that I began to cry. The scary images came back. I quickly took the elevator to my floor.

“Is everything okay Mrs Y/L/N?” asked the AI. I was startled by the sudden voice and pressed myself against the wall. “No, I have to go to my room now,” I said anxiously.

“As you wish,” said the AI and brought me to my floor. “Thanks,” I mumbled and ran to my room. In my room I quickly turned the lights on.

It was only a movie. It was only a movie. It was onl-

All of a sudden there was a knock on my door and my hard rhythm went faster.

“Y/N?” I heard Steve’s sweet voice. I sighed relieved. I opened the door and Steve’s eyes got big when he saw my teary eyes. “Y/N, what is going on?” he asked worried.

I turned my gaze to the ground and wrapped my arms around me. I sobbed and started to cry. Steve took action and hugged me. He pushed us into the room and pushed the door shut with his foot. He sat on my bed and held me like a big baby on his lap. He made soothing circles on my back with his hand. I held him tightly. He whispered sweet things that were very relaxing. After a while I became quiet and we sat in a comfortable silence.

“Thank you, Steve,” I said with a broken voice.

“Do you feel better?” I nodded.

“Do you want to talk about it?” he asked. I took a deep breath.
“… It’s that I have a ‘phobia’…” I said and made quotation marks with my fingers.

I chuckled softly. “ I’m just afraid of horror. ”

Steve lay next to me on his side and his hand supported his head. A smile graced his lips.

“Why didn’t you say that? Then we had watch something else. Maybe Finding Nemo or Happy Feet, ”

A laugh escaped from my mouth. “Happy Feet,” I laughed my head shaking and Steve laughed with me.

“There’s the Y/N I know. With that beautiful smile, ” said Steve and looked me in the eyes. His eyes were nice blue. They were so beautiful that it was intimidating.

I looked away but he kept staring at me. “Steve, stop staring,” I said nervously and tried to control my feelings. Steve’s hand rested on my cheek and he turned my head around so I looked right at him. My heart began to beat faster and my cheeks were burning.

“You are so beautiful. It is impossible to not look at you, ” he said and blushed.

My mouth fell open. I had never seen this side of Steve. It was like we were in a romantic movie.

“I-I ehh … Steve I really don’t know what to say, ” I stuttered.

Suddenly his lips were on mine.

He kissed me.

Captain America, Steve Rogers kissed me!

The butterflies in my stomach were flying wildly back and forth. The moment was magical. After a while he pulled back and his cheeks were pink. It was really cute.

“S-sorry, I didn’t mean to-” “It’s okay, Steve,” I interrupted him and smiled shyly. Steve once again came closer to me and gave me another kiss. With his hand he went through my hair.

“I like you, Y/N,”

“That feeling is mutual, Steve,”

You watch a sad movie... (Requested)

If I Stay, my favorite movie, makes me cry every time. I’ve read the books and everything. Justin and I decided to have a movie night and watch it, I knew I was going to cry. It gets me every time. He still wanted to watch it anyhow because Justin likes the movie too. The sad part was coming up, and I was bracing for impact. The scene came and the tears flowed. I sniffled and it caught Justin’s attention.

“Aww, y/n, you’re so cute” Justin pulled me into his chest and stroked me hair

“It’s just so sad,” I whined, feeling the tears wetting Justin’s shirt wet. He started laughing, he finds it funny how sensitive I am, and how sad movies make me bawl. “What’s so funny?” I asked, glaring into his eyes.

“You’re so adorable. I can’t believe how sensitive you are,” Justin hugged me and focused his eyes on the t.v screen again. While cuddling, we finished the rest of the movie.

i. Your smile never touched your eyes
But that was alright,
Your laugh brightened my world
And I was happy I could make you laugh.

ii. I know you’re scared of more things than you’ll admit
And I’ve seen you look away from the scarier scenes
Every time we watch horror movies
But I never said a thing because
I knew you wanted to seem like you’d be alright
Handling it fine without me.

iii. You always hated the way I handled my books,
Folded the ends to mark which page I was on
But what you noticed only later was the reason I did that
Was because I’d see words that’d remind me of you
And I’d mark those pages as a sign indicating
Where my heart had stopped at for you.

iv. We used to drink warm drinks on cold nights
And you’d get so far away, lost in your own mind
I don’t think I ever told you how beautiful you were then-
I should have before I went.

v. Even when you went dancing in the rain
And get sick because you’re out there too long
Your face lit up brighter than my favorite star
And I’d fall in love with you all over again.

vi. My father changed his mind when he met you,
Said ‘there’s a girl who can carry herself,
If you let her she’ll carry you away too’
And I thought how right he was
You were my great unknown and I was ready to get lost.

vii. I love you.

—  s.r. // 7 things i wished you’d said before you left

Richard Armitage 31 Day Challenge

Day 3: A scene which made you laugh.

This was my choice in the last challenge and it still remains a scene which makes me laugh every time I watch it.

Geraldine shows Harry her collection of bridal magazines: Brides, Beautiful Brides, Best Bride Guide, Bride and Joy, Bridealicious….by the time she gets to Busty Brides, I reckon Harry disappears for a moment and it’s Richard here who has the giggles.

The Vicar of Dibley Christmas Special Pt 2, my gifs.

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Robazizo’s 22 Days Of Literati
Day 7 - Favorite Funny Scene
Rory Asks Jess To Leave Before Dean Arrives (2x16 There’s The Rub)

I rewind this scene at least once every time I watch this episode. It never fails to make me laugh. Look at the cheeky devil! Being manhandled by the girl he’s in love with. He’s loving every minute of it! And what about Rory admitting that she only wants him to go because she wants to avoid a fight with Dean?

I’m mentally preparing myself for making gifs for Day 8 (Favorite Angsty Scene)…

This scene from Gokaiger Episode 19 just makes me laugh every time. Gai transforms into Go-On Wings, and everyone is staring dumbfounded. Then out of nowhere, Ahim, looking all short and cute as Go-On Black, gives a girlish flutter and starts clapping for him, while everyone else is still staring dumbfounded. It’s perfect, vintage Ahim, and I can’t help but giggle a little bit every time I watch it.

”You don’t have any clue of what I feel, so back off.

This is all just a game to you, isn’t it? You flirt, you laugh, you use magic, but a the end of the day what do you risk? 

Even if I did feel something for you, you want me to give up my life for you? I have to do what’s right for me, I could lose my family, my career, everything.

You just don’t get it!”

Seriously this scene hits me every time… even when I know at the end he goes and kiss Magnus right in front of everyone, still makes me sad watching him say those things, his face… and Magnus’. 

Preference #5: He keeks you

Michael: “Hey guys!” Michael started out. “I’m bored and waiting for y/n to finish getting ready.” He started walking toward the bathroom. “She’ll kill me but it’s worth it.” You were standing in front of the mirror, a straightener in one hand and hairspray in the other. “See, this is who I spend about 40% of my day waiting on. She thinks I take forever to get ready.” Michael giggled and you looked over at him. “Who are you talking to?” You asked, when you saw the phone in his hand, you set down your straightener and picked up anything within your reach to throw at him, which happened to be the lid to your hairspray. “Go away!” You yelled. “But you’re so pretty!” Michael cried. “Get out! I haven’t put on any make-up or anything! Get out!” You yelled. Michael laughed and shut the door on his way out. “You better not fucking upload that!” You screamed at the end. “Bye.” Michael pushed end and uploaded the video. 

Calum: “So, I was walking up the stairs and I heard y/n singing and playing the guitar in our room.” Calum was whispering so you wouldn’t hear him. He’d cracked the door to you guys’ room just a little bit so he could see you while you sang. He’d stop talking for a few seconds so the microphone would pick up your voice. “I’ve never heard y/n sing before. She’s good, isn’t she?” Calum asked. The guitar stopped. “Calum?” You called out. “Uh oh.” Calum bit his lip guiltily as you opened the door the rest of the way and found him sitting on the floor with his phone pointed toward you. “Were you recording me singing?” Calum giggled and nodded his head. You sighed and rolled your eyes as Calum pushed upload on the keek.

Ashton: “Hello everyone. Y/n and I are watching a movie! What are we watching, y/n?” Ashton panned the camera over to your face. “The Lego Movie!” You shouted. “Yes!” Ashton laughed. “She’s never seen it and i’m making her watch it with me for the first time.” You grabbed the phone out of Ashton’s hands. “And if he’d shut up, maybe I could watch the movie, I don’t know.” You giggled and Ashton stole the phone back from you. “I guess that means I have to end this now. Three seconds left.. Say goodbye, y/n!” “Goodbye, y/n!” You said, causing Ashton to burst out laughing again, effectively ending the keek. He pushed upload and you two watched the rest of The Lego Movie, with Ashton’s commentary after every scene driving you insane.

Luke: "So Calum and y/n have been having a FIFA war since yesterday. And she’s just officially beat him for the first time. How do you feel about winning against Calum, y/n?“ Luke asked, handing you the phone. "It feels pretty good.” You said. You gave the phone back to Luke and he held it out so the both of you were in the shot. “Now that you’ve beat Calum though, are you ready to face the master?” You snorted. “Are you talking about you?” You asked Luke. He looked offended. “You don’t think I’m the master at FIFA?” He gasped. His lower lip stuck out in a pout and started quivering. “I think I’m the master now since I beat Cal.” You argued. “You have never played me in FIFA, y/n!” Luke shouted. “Well, you’re on, Hemmings!” The keek ended and Luke uploaded it as you two went to play FIFA with you beating Luke, even though he continually said that he let you win. 

A/N: I thought about writing Michael’s this morning while I was straightening my hair, and this is what happened. Hope you enjoyed. Feel free to make requests :) also, if one more person messages me telling me the difference between an imagine and a preference i will kick their balls in regardless if they have balls or not.