this scene is the best thing that ever happened to me

During the course of one scene of Wynonna Earp:

  • A woman told her girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend that said girlfriend “doesn’t belong to anyone”
  • A woman who only recently started realizing her sexuality called her ex out, in public, for his homophobia
  • She explicitly used the word “homophobe”
  • A straight white middle-aged male small town sheriff finds out that one of his deputies is gay and he defends her
  • A lesbian getting harassed in an extremely homophobic and sexist manner gets to punch a straight dude square in his stupid face
  • Her girlfriend quite plainly thinks that it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to her in a very long time
  • Why did Nicole have her handcuffs in her purse
ask me all time low songs!!

The Three Words to Remember in Dealing with the End

Hit the Lights (Tribute to a Night, I’ll Never Forget) - do you remember the best night of your life? what happened?

The Next Best Thing - what have you always wanted? did you ever get it?

Last Flight Home - have you ever been in an airplane before?

Memories That Fade Like Photographs - best memory from when you were a kid?

The Party Scene

The Party Scene (tps) - what is your blood type?

Lullabies (tps) - longest you’ve slept at one time?

Hometown Heroes; National Nobodies - what do you want to be remembered for?

Circles - what is your perfect pizza?

We Say Summer - what’s your favorite season of the year?

Break Out! Break Out! (tps) - have you ever called 911?

Running from Lions (tps) - do you get along with your family?

I Can’t Do the One-Two Step - can you dance well?

The Girl’s a Straight-Up Hustler (tps) - have you ever been in love?

Sticks, Stones, and Techno - what’s your favorite song?

Put Up or Shut Up

Coffee Shop Soundtrack - if you could be any age for a week, what age would it be?

Break Out! Break Out! - have you ever been pulled over by a cop?

The Girl’s a Straight-Up Hustler - how long did your most recent relationship last?

Jasey Rae - what type of music do you listen to?

The Party Scene - what did you do for your latest birthday?

Running from Lions - what’s your favorite movie?

Lullabies - how many pillows do you sleep with?

So Wrong, It’s Right

This Is How We Do - where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Let It Roll - do you like surprises?

Six Feet Under the Stars - are you interested in space?

Holly (Would You Turn Me On?) - what are your hobbies?

The Beach - what is your ideal vacation?

Dear Maria, Count Me In - ever had a secret admirer?

Remembering Sunday - are you religious?

Vegas - are you an introvert or extrovert?

Stay Awake (Dreams Only Last for a Night) - do you daydream often?

Come One, Come All - do you like having attention drawn to you?

Poppin’ Champagne - best New Years Eve memory?

Nothing Personal

Weightless - how would your friends describe you?

Break Your Little Heart - have you ever broken up with someone?

Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don’t) - have you ever had sex?

Lost In Stereo - do you listen to your music quietly or full volume?

Stella - do you have a nickname? what is it?

Sick Little Games - 

Hello Brooklyn - have you ever been out of your state/country?

Walls -

Too Much - who are your OTP?

Keep the Change, You Filthy Animal - what do you do to stay in shape?

A Party Song (The Walk of Shame) - have you ever been hungover?

Therapy - have you ever had a therapy session?

Poison - have you ever had food poisoning?

Dirty Work

Do You Want Me (Dead?) - how many languages can you speak?

I Feel Like Dancin’ - ever danced with someone?

Forget About It - do you have memories you wish you could delete?

Guts - have you ever had surgery?

Time-Bomb - who knows you the best?

Just the Way I’m Not - have you ever pretended to be someone else?

Under A Paper Moon - do you have good drawing skills?

Return the Favor - what song sums you up?

No Idea - make up a question.

That Girl - if you could go back in time & change one thing, what would it be?

Heroes - who is your biggest role model?

Get Down On Your Knees and Tell Me You Love Me - list two pet peeves.

My Only One - do you plan on getting married?

Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass - what do you want for christmas?

Bad Enough For You - what do you do for a living?

Don’t Panic: It’s Longer Now

The Reckless and The Brave - have you ever broken the law?

Backseat Serenade - do you have your driver’s license?

If These Sheets Were States - do you miss someone?

Somewhere In Neverland - would you run away with the person you love?

So Long Soldier - have one of your family members ever been in the military?

The Irony of Choking on a Lifesaver - have you ever had a near death experience?

To Live and Let Go - have you ever lost someone close to you?

Outlines - can you write stories well?

Thanks to You - what’s the last movie you watched?

For Baltimore - what city do you want to live in?

Paint You Wings - do you want the ability to fly?

So Long, and Thanks for All the Booze - have you ever had alcohol?

A Love Like War - have you ever fought with a significant other?

Me Without You (All I Ever Wanted) - have you ever been in a one sided relationship?

Canals - can you swim?

Oh Calamity! - would you take back one of your exes if you could?

Future Hearts

Satellite - what’s your worst habit?

Kicking and Screaming - have you ever been so angry that you physically harmed someone?

Something’s Gotta Give - what TV character are you most like?

Kids In The Dark - what book changed your life?

Runaways - have you ever run away from home?

Missing You - do you wish you were with someone right now?

Cinderblock Garden - what’s instruments do you play?

Tidal Waves - have you ever been to the beach?

Don’t You Go - have you ever dyed your hair an unnatural color?

Bail Me Out - have you ever been arrested?

Dancing With A Wolf - what kind of pets have you owned?

The Edge of Tonight - have you ever stayed up all night?

Old Scars / Future Hearts - who’s your favorite celebrity?

Bottle and a Beat - what’s the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?

Your Bed - what’s your idea of a perfect first date?

How The Story Ends - if you could be one thing from history, what would it be?


Actors - what’s your dream job?

Alejandro - how many people have you dated?

Art of the State - who is your favorite artist?

Elastic Heart - which one book do you wish they taught in schools?

Fool’s Holiday - favorite holiday?

Light the Way - who would play you in a movie about your life?

Living the Dream - what do you want your future to be like?

My Paradise - what’s the coolest story about yourself?

Painting Flowers - can you paint well?

The Worst Kind of Lullaby - can you sing?

Time to Break Up - what was your worst relationship like?

Toxic Valentine - have you ever had a valentine?

True Colors - what’s your favorite color?

Umbrella - day or night?

We All Fall Down - have you ever broken a bone before?

  • Me after ep 1: Wow I sure hope Yuri on Ice!!! isn't just queerbaiting and will give us some sort of canon confirmation of Victor and Yuuri's relationship before the series ends, even if it's subtle
  • YOI ep 7: They kiss
  • YOI ep 9: They fucking propose
FIC: Even Lovers Drown (Mermaid AU; Phan)

Title: Even lovers drown
Artist: Bekkie (coming soon)
Beta: Brooke
Word count: 17, 200
Rating: R
Warnings: Bullying in the first part, and a little bit of smut later on. Also to be safe, there are two scenes that involve drowning, one where the character loses consciousness, but no character death
Summary: Dan meets Phil when he’s nine and Phil’s thirteen, and he very quickly becomes the best thing in Dan’s life. But Phil’s a merman and no one else believes that he exists.
A/N: Playlist here!

(read on ao3 here)

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learn a photoshop tip that could save you from endless frustration

ever tried colouring a gif / screencap that just won’t work? try letting photoshop do the work for you!!

  • open a screencap of your choice (i’m going to choose this one because who doesn’t appreciate scott mccall) 

  • click adjustments, and then curves and click on the nifty auto button

  • and this is after!! wow, so magic, so coloured

it immediately balances out the blues to make it more neutral, as well as adding contrast and jazz. so next time you’re faced with a hella blue / orange / red whatever floats your boat scene, try this out! (it works like 80% of the time)

have fun!!

Tell me about the Root kiss. Was that a big gift for the fans?
 [laughs] It’s a tricky one here. It’s not just a gift for them. We’ve been invested in that relationship from the beginning. I remember the first episode that had a scene between Sarah and Amy and there was an electricity between the two characters. We were standing on set watching the two of them act together and we thought, this is a great pairing. There’s great chemistry here between these characters. The best thing about television is you get a chance to write in to the feedback given to you, and there was great electricity. 

What I love about this statement is it establishes that Shaw and Root’s relationship was never, ever some sort of fanservice - it was something that the producers saw at its inception, while it was happening, and had the exact same reaction the fans did: these two have mad, awesome chemistry. 

The difference is, unlike so many other TV shows where two characters of the same gender give off a sexy vibe between each other, the Person of Interest creators didn’t ignore it or keep it only as silly subtext for the fans. Nope. Person of Interest did something about it. They made it a part of both characters’ development and ultimately an important aspect of the overall story. To them, the feelings between Root and Shaw were real and never irrelevant. How rare and how greatly appreciated.


Colonia (2015) - Florian Gallenberger

5 bullets on this film:

  • I almost died while watching it. I mean it. I had to count to 10 and breathe to calm down during some scenes because they really made me so so so anxious. 
  • It’s based on a true story, and it makes sick to think that things that were shown in this movie really existed, not so long ago. A religious cult in Chile run by a nazi sounds crazy, but it actually existed!!!!  It’s not really fun to watch because it makes you think about the horrors of this world, but, you know, we have to remember those horrors to avoid them happening again.
  • I don’t even have words for Emma Watson’s beauty and talent. You could see that she really got into the character, and she managed to transmit her desperation to the viewer, I think that’s why this film stressed me out so much. The bad guy (Michael Nyqvist) was also great.  Oh, and by the way, if you ever see Daniel Bruhl, please tell him that  I have a huge (platonic) crush on him. Thanks.
  • It’s set in Chile, but we don’t see much of the country, and the characters don’t even speak spanish. I think the director managed to show the revolution and dictatorship atmosphere really well.
  • The only thing that bothered me was that the characters weren’t developed very well and their actions didn’t always make sense so I was left a little confused. Also, the romantic part was really unnecessary, and it turned the film into the usual blah blah blah love love love kiss kiss kiss.
Imagine Living Like A King Someday

prompt: Phil is a boarding school student, and he has pretty much everything. His dad owns the school, he’s pretty popular, has the best room, gets all the best treatment – he’s the King. Dan is a cleaner/phil’s personal maid there, and he isn’t as lucky. Some students are assholes to Dan, including Phil at first.




I’m writing this with a load of bleach on my hair listening to an ‘emo throwback’ playlist hahahahah I cant believe it’s literally 2005 again

I hope what I’d written about that scene from ‘kill your darllings’ is accurate it’s been a while since I’ve watched it ooPs

If you’ve never had betty crocker brownies you’re seriously missing out theyre literally the best thing to have ever graced this earth I once ate an entire pack in one night

I hope this is ok!!! I know I said dans backstory would be in this chapter but if that was to happen it’d literally be like 7k haha so im gonna break it up but . Yes next chapter I promise x x x

warnings: mentions of anxiety, emotional breakdowns and alcohol



This is great.

This is really fucking great.

It’s been three days and Phil’s been lapping up the freedom like a cat. He’s spent an evening outside with friends from his Maths class; sipping from beer bottles and watching the sun set over the tennis courts, managed to sneak around the twenty four hour library with Noah at two in the morning, coffees in one hand and Greek statue books in the other (Noah was a lot more intent on giggling at the statues’ comical penis size rather than actually needing them for a Classics course), and even slept over at Dan’s again.

Okay, so it wasn’t exactly deliberate. They’d just been watching a few films in bed and, well, after a few minor complications kind-of dozed off together, but Phil felt a little weird about leaving Dan on his own after what had happened whilst watching the end of Titanic.

“What d’you have?” Phil had asked through a mouthful of popcorn, shuffling around the mattress to get comfy. “Pulp Fiction? I haven’t watched that one in a while.”

“Um, no,” Dan had scoured his DVD rack.

“Reservoir Dogs?” Phil tried.

“No,” Dan sighed.

The Hateful Eight?”

“Is that even out on DVD yet?”

“It’s been out for ages,” Phil rolled his eyes. “Okay. What about Django Unchained?”

“I do, but I don’t know where the disc is.”

Kill Bill?” Phil suggested desperately. “Jackie Brown? Anything by Tarantino?”

“Look, I’m not a bloody Blockbuster,” Dan muttered.

“Good job you’re not, too,” Phil smirked. “You’d be the reason they’ve gone bankrupt.”

“Ever the charmer, you are,” Dan threw a glance over his shoulder. Phil grinned.

“Okay, fine. What do you have?” Phil had asked. “And don’t you dare say Twilight, otherwise I’ll ask my dad to put my tag back on.”

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John looked more nervous shaving his mustache and thinking about seeing Sherlock again, than he did asking Mary to be his wife.

Jennifer Lawrence interview with Nylon Magazine

On Jimmy Fallon, Liam said you chewed garlic and onions before the kissing scenes… 

I wouldn’t say that—I just wouldn’t think so much about the kissing. I would just kind of eat whatever I wanted; I think the onions that you were referring to was that I just had a sandwich with mustard and raw red onion.

How are you like your character? 

I always get nervous making comparisons because Katniss is the leader of a rebellion that changes the world and I’m not. [I’m] just chilling.

What is something you learned about yourself that surprised you?

[Referencing Liam Hemsworth] I guess the thing that surprised me is that I would never expect to ever have a man this good-looking ever be my best friend. I just would never assume those things could happen, but he is. He’s the most wonderful, lovable, family-oriented, sweet, hilarious, amazing guy. He actually taught me how to be fair and to stand up for myself. It’s my biggest weakness: negotiating. I’m a wimp about standing up for myself and Liam is always fair. He’s always on time, he’s always doing his job, and he’s good about making sure that things stay fair. He’s teaching me to toughen up a little bit. That was important, I need that.

A lot of people look up to you, what’s that pressure like? 

I have an amazing group of people around me. I surround myself with “no” people. They will tell me, ‘Stop doing that’ or 'You look terrible'—honest, real people. My publicists I’ve had since I was 16 years old, they watched me grow up and they know me and they do love me; my agent, I’ve had since I was 17. I have an amazing group of friends that are not in the business that I’ve been friends with for years before any of this happened that I trust. Something strange does happen that you don’t expect. A very tiny thing that makes a big emotional difference is just the way people look at you. Because I don’t feel any different and so sometimes when you go out and you see the way that people look at you, it makes you feel alienated and kind of odd. So I try to surround myself with people that never look at me that way, never fake laugh at my jokes. 

For the last day of filming were you thinking that it would be really emotional?

It’s complicated because it was such a long shoot. It’s hard and exhausting, so there was a part of wanting to wrap so we could give our bodies a break but realizing that it was over that we weren’t coming back. It was complicated, a mix of feelings. It was relief on one end because we were exhausted, but just so sad. We’re still best friends with each other, and we talk to each other all the time—way too much—but it’s different. If all I had was this friendship with Josh and Liam—if that’s all I ever got from this—I would consider it a blessing. Our lives changed together and we had each other.

Actual Script

De Groot (concerned): Captain, both anchors are hung and ready.

Flint (scrunches face into something resembling unconcerned and adorable; enjoys the scenery to the tune of desperate shouting): …

De Groot (desperately concerned): Captain, if we miss our mark by as little as a boat’s length, it could be catastrophic.

Flint (hums Careless Whisper or some shit while still being entirely unconcerned and mentally penning poetry about the blue of Silver’s eyes): …..

Silver (9000% done and equally turned on): He knows.

De Groot (stares in awe at the hell inspired by these two fucking psychopaths that he has condemned himself to serve): ….

fluffy fanfiction: klaine acting cute and domestic and singing cute songs together while living there wonderful life in New York

angsty fanfiction: Kurt getting bashed in an alleyway for trying to help someone and Blaine and Burt find out and creys

now we just need our smut and New York will become the best fanfic to ever come to life