☆ warnings → male objectification, superficiality, fuckgirl!reader, dirty talk, and cocky!jin if that isn’t your thing
☆ word count → 12.8k
After trooping through a series of horrendous first dates and mediocre hookups, you were convinced you would never find a man capable of satisfying your needs. Your friend recommends you try a slightly unconventional method to remedy your bad luck.
alternatively: seokjin has a five star dick and you decide to give it a go
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