this scene came to mind


3x04 | 5x12


when you have a one night stand with a guy (or think you did) then disappear, only to meet again some time later, and finding out he’s your new boss …


Hermione’s screams echoed off the walls upstairs, Ron was half sobbing as he pounded the walls with his fists…

Taehyung "declaring" to Jungkook
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> Kookie, I gotta tell you something
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Okay
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> I like you
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Yeah, I kinda knew that-
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> I didn't finish yet. The thing is that Jiminie likes you too, and I know you know that
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> What's your point, TaeTae?
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> I lost on rock-paper-scissors to Jimin, so I had to come here and ask you to chose one of us
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Okay, I guess... you?
  • <b> Taehyung, looking really offended:</b> Are you saying you don't like Jimin? Are you blind?
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Okay, I choose Jimin then
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> No way, if you and Jimin start dating both of you won't have time for me anymore
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Hyung what are you-
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> WE COULD DATE THE THREE OF US
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Hyung I swear to God-
  • <b> Jimin:</b> It's a good idea though
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Since when-
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> Right Jiminie? Okay, now we're all in a relationship
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Wait a minute-
  • <b> Jimin:</b> LET'S GO ON A DATE
  • <b> Taehyung, grabbing Jimin by the hand:</b> HELL YEAH
  • <b> Jungkook, watching them walking away:</b> What the fuck just happened

Amesbury Convent, England. Guinevere & Lancelot meet one last time.
We looked at one another a long time. Then he went on one knee, took my hand, and pressed it to his lips. I caressed his black head, wondering desperately why I should feel so pained by the silver threads I found there. He led me to a bench and we sat silent, looking at one another in a kind of quiet desperation, because we had said goodbye forever, long ago.
— Queen of Camelot, Nancy McKenzie


An alternate reality in which Jane Shepard comes from a parallel universe because of a random wormhole.

  • Nobunaga: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
  • Mitsuhide: I did. I broke it...
  • Nobunaga: No. No, you didn't. Hideyoshi?
  • Hideyoshi: Don't look at me. Look at Toshiie.
  • Toshiie: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Hideyoshi: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken!
  • Toshiie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • Hideyoshi: Suspicious.
  • Toshiie: No it's not!
  • Katsuie: If it matters, probably not... Lady Oichi was the last one to use it.
  • Oichi: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Katsuie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Oichi: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Katsuie!
  • Mitsuhide: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Milord.
  • Nobunaga: No. Who broke it?
  • Hideyoshi: [whispering] Milord, Ieyasu's been awfully quiet...
  • Ieyasu: Really?!
  • Hideyoshi: Yeah, really!
  • ...
  • Nobunaga: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.