this sassy little shit

Go ahead and try to convince me that Vader wasn’t at least a little proud/impressed when his son showed up to meet him dressed in all black with a new haircut strutting around dramatically in his sexy leather boots like some galactic swagmaster and being a sassy little shit straight to Palpatine’s face

Sam, gesturing at T’Challa’s suit: “how do you even get into that?”

T’Challa, smirking: “you ask me nicely”

yes okay niall is a beautiful and pure sunshine puppy, but he can also be a sassy, sarcastic little shit who gets passive aggressive as fuck so greetings friends, let’s take a journey


why u so bitter niall??? who hurt you? not that couch



he likes to sass interviewers in particular




this interview was the pinnacle though lbr, the interviewer was asking them the stupidest questions (the whole thing is gr8 go watch it here) so when niall wasn’t talking about his shoes or laughing at liam and harry trolling the interviewer he was doing this

oh and remember that one time an interviewer wanted to take a selfie but wouldn’t let niall take it??? im sure niall does


niall does not take kindly to not being allowed to take the selfie

the most pure and friendly of humans but he doesn’t have the time for rude people ok

he definitely does NOT like when people throw things on stage



yep not even the fans are safe


or his band mates



or his friends

sometimes he just says it all with a face


he hates when people get his name wrong with the power of a million suns




his tweets are more often than not lovely gibberish but sometimes we get gems like this;

basically i love nialls sense of humour and it is incredibly underrated

All I want is a fic where Lance gets kidnapped by the Galra after a mission gone wrong and sent to Lotor to be broken and made loyal to the Galra Empire

Lotor begins training him. He puts him in the Gladiator rings against prisoners and in spars against trained officers to both strengthen and exhaust him. He has Lance learn war strategy with the best strategists the Galra has to offer. Has him learn languages and cultures. Teaches him to be charismatic and charming. Any injury Lance gets in healed. His meals are filling and spent with Lotor. His cell is warm, clean, and lavish.

And at first Lance is a sassy little shit who hides how scared he is behind his humor and knows the team is coming for him soon. But the team is taking their sweet time with his rescue. (Allura wasn’t even a prisoner for a full day before the team broke her out, whats the hold up?)

Lotor’s picking at his every insecurity and being so sweetly sympathetic too. And ohh, when the prince finds out about Lance’s crush on Keith? He just gets brutal. He uses Lance’s feelings and existing insecurity and self doubts to rip him apart and rub salt in the wounds, then soothes the wounds with kind words and gentle praises.

Lance knows that Lotor’s just trying to manipulate him and damn it, it won’t work! He’s a Paladin of Voltron, they wouldn’t just throw him away, they needed him. The others will come and rescue him. The team wouldn’t just leave him.

But to the shock of everyone, Voltron is back in action a few weeks later with Allura piloting Blue.

Lance falls apart, just completely breaks down. They didn’t need him, maybe they never even wanted him around. He’s been replaced, no one was coming for him, no one wanted him.

Lotor of course makes his move. Whispers sweet praises and makes big promises and comforts Lance as he breaks down. Lance gives in, wants so badly to feel wanted and needed, gives himself to Lotor in anyway the prince wants.

But the thing is, Lance now knows that no rescue is coming for him, so he needs to get out on his own. He’ll do what he can and make connections within the Galra and manipulate Lotor as well as he can, because he’s going to get out of there, with the teams help or not.

Meanwhile, the Paladins are a mess. They think Lance died in the mission gone wrong and are both deep in mourning and at each others throats trying to assign blame. The Galra become relentless with their attacks once they knew that Voltron couldn’t be formed. Allura had to step up and use her minor connection with the Blue Lion to help the team.

Thats all I want.

things people forget about the outsiders

{synopsis} these are some pretty important things i think people should know bc it could help them w/ their character development or story in general. enjoy!

{warnings} the truth

{pairing} none

{bullet count} 11

• sodapop would’ve joined dally in dirty talking cherry and marcia. and if they were greaser girls, ponyboy would’ve joined in as well.


• johnny is really good at hiding his emotions. he’s also a brave little shit who can get real sassy sometimes. yes, he is meek and shy, but when he feels the need he can be tough.

• steve is still in school. repeat after me, stEVE IS STILL IN SCHOOL AND ONLY WORKS PART TIME.

• the guys only watch their swearing and behavior around cousin-type girls. if your character is a new friend of pony’s who’s coming over for the first time, the gang isn’t gonna be super-duper nice to her and accept her 100%. they will probabaly be jerk-faces for a lil while, then chill out after she proves herself.

• two-bit wanted to drive to texas to look for ponyboy and johnny.

• darry goes skiing with his friends sometimes and was voted boy of the year. he was a popular, fun guy before he became the dad figure in the curtis household. yeah, he’s hella mature and dad-like now, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to have fun.

• johnny was a good man in a rumble. i repeat : JOHNNY WAS A GOOD MAN IN A RUMBLE. HE COULD KICK ASS, OKAY.

• in the book, ponyboy kicked soc ass during the rumble. he is young and emotional, but he isn’t helpless. i personally hated the way the movie depicted him during the rumble; just letting the socs beat him up and crying out for darry the minute it begins. if you read the rumble excerpt, he obviously isn’t the best fighter but he can defend himself pretty well and can take a punch.

• johnny can take a whipping with a 2 by 4 without letting out a whimper. he isn’t gonna be on the floor unconscious after a punch to the gut, please and thank you.

• cherry is afraid of dissapointing her parents if they see her hanging with pony. i personally believe that cherry overcomes that fear and apologizes to ponyboy after ignoring him at school, and they become good friends. but the only true reason she doesn’t want to be seen with ponyboy is because of her parents. we see she clearly doesn’t really care about half of her “friends” or what she’s supposed to do as a soc (beer blasts and river bottom parties), so why would she care if her other friends saw her with pony?

A common theme in fandom seems to be Draco as suave and cool and Harry who gets very flustered by Draco and his flirting (and don’t get me wrkngri LOVE it).

But guys lets be serious for a minute here.

This is Harry “No need to call me sir, Professor” Potter and if you try to tell me that Harry didn’t remain a sassy little shit that simultaneously made Draco want to scream but also weak in the knees then I’m sorry but I won’t believe you.