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Team Picture- JVR

Originally posted by dallas41chicago88

Did you guys know JVR is the love of my life? And did you also know I’d give my life for the Toronto Maple Leafs? Cause… I totally would… It felt like I did a few times this season anyway… Ok! So JVR! Enjoy!

Warning: none

Anon Request: hi could you do one where you are dating JVR and he invites you to the team/family photo but you don’t know why because you’re just dating and then he proposes? hopefully that makes sense!!

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              “I want you to come, please” James said, giving you a puppy dog look.

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When YouTubers Are Relevant In School

So I was in sociology class, going over a class review over our economics and politics unit. My class was broken up into teams and the teacher was asking various questions. We would get 1 point for every 1 x (easy) question and 5 points for every 2 x (harder) question.

So my team is winning cause for some reason, no one really took notes this unit and when the teacher starts walking over to my team, he says something like:

“Ok, this one is usually one of the hardest so everyone should listen up!!”

Internally, I’m like “Welp, it was nice winning while it lasted.”

The teacher then asks

"Give two examples of how capitalism produces alienation that wasn’t discussed in class.”

So in class, I was taught that alienation is the experience of isolation and misery resulting from powerlessness. And that there’s four ways this happens:

Alienation from the act of working
Alienation from the products of work
Alienation from other workers
and Alienation from human potential.

Considering that I had to basically come up with an answer on the spot, I wasn’t sure if I would be able to answer the question.

But then I checked my notes and realized something: I could relate this to YouTube!

Now I only had to pick two of the four ways so I chose alienation from the products of work and other workers.

This was my answer for the first part:

"One example is how YouTubers experience alienation from their videos. Some YouTubers start off creating their content just for fun and the enjoyment of entertaining people. When those YouTubers are offered a job, after a while, some of them become jaded and distant from their work, cause their videos don’t feel like THEIRS anymore. Those videos start to feel like they’re made just for making a living.”

Before I continued my answer, I saw that the teacher was at first confused. Probably cause he wasn’t expecting it at all, lol! Then he says “That’s…actually a terrific example…can you give another?”

At this point, I’m blushing harder than I already was as more eyes were on me at that point (I hate being the center of attention). But I kept talking anyways…

“Um…well…YouTubers also experience alienation from other workers cause some of them are in constant competition with each other, always trying to get more views or subscribers. They use clickbait or they drag each other down to try to be the most successful and gain lots of fame and money…”

Luckily class ended soon after but I left class that day feeling really happy with myself: that I was able to add my interests to something actually academic. Like my interests could actually matter in the “real world”.

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Noah: Eliana, I’m sorry. I just got caught up reminiscing about us.
Eliana: Ugh that’s the problem Noah! You’re getting married tomorrow! This was not ok. We shouldn’t have done that.
Noah: I just still really care about you… more then anyone….
Eliana: Noah please stop. I should go.

EVERYTHING / requested / updated 29.04.17

Hi! Ok this is an entire wip of wips of upcoming scenarios and I confess I get so confused where I want to categorise them which is why this is so messy D: I should really title my stuff. 

✉︎ My request box is always open! All I ask is for your understanding that I won’t be able to write everything that I’m sent, and that I do this because I think writing is fun and takes my mind off things. But don’t ever be afraid to send one in… if ya want ;^) wink wonk dinky donk


jeon jungkook x reader

☁️ oneshots / scenarios 

❝ In an Ideal World ❞ / ? words
He had many chances and let every single one of them slip away. Today’s your wedding day.

/

 frat boy!jungkook 
friends back home told you very few about frat houses and their inhabitants: loud, messy and reeking with testosterone.

⤷ ex boyfriend!jungkook 
one year later and you find yourself in his room again.

 cop!jungkook 
you’ve just got picked up by your ex for being drunk and disorderly.

drummer!jungkook 
He’s the hot drummer in your best friend’s band. Thing is, you don’t like rock music.

youtube gamer!jungkook x vlogger!reader

☁️ Drabble things, blurbs / untitled 

He reaches for your left hand instead of your right
You want your phone back. He wants a kiss.
You’re on your period and he has no idea what’s he doing

ok-kallista  asked:

sup dude- you're hella into working out & stuff and you seem to give great advice & have extensive knowledge, so... i've got some health issues that make it really hard for me to gain weight- when i was a freshman i weighed legit like 80 pounds and in like four years i've finally made it to about 120 and i'm 5'6. so anyhow, i want to gain weight like hella but i've got a small appetite. would protein shakes work? should i like go to a dietician? idk man, any advice is welcome btw ur bomb as heck

If you wanna gain weight you’ll have to eat a surplus of calories.. around your weight and height probably ~2400+ drinking a protein shake could help you but if it’s a low calorie shake (like mine is 110cal) it will b super minimal. you’ll have to make some diet changes if you really want to gain

anonymous asked:

HAVE YOU READ LULLABY OF BIRDLAND? YOU SHOULD GO READ IT THE AUTHOR IS SUPER SWEET AND LIKE ... AMAZING GOD BLESS I LOVE HER (no i'm not the author i'm just *inhales* REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS AU OK *weeps*)

I haven’t, but I just read the summary and it seems absolutely beautiful!!! That kind of fic is right up my alley omg I will definitely read it <3 <3 <3 <3 Thanks so much for the rec! It’ll be on my list of things to read when I have more time over the summer :D :D

Here it is for anyone interested!

@orchids-and-fictional-cities

Stormy Night

I wrote this little drabble for my wonderful so @racetrrack because they really wanted some Cravey. I was happy to oblige <3


Davey woke up to a wall-shaking clap of thunder and a bone-crushing grip around his stomach.

“Crutchie? Are you ok?”

Crutchie looked up at Davey’s concerned face, eyes wide with fear.

“I just, uh, really… don’t like thunderstorms…” he whispered; Davey could barely hear him over the rain pounding on the roof.

“Crutch, you should have said something! Come ‘ere.” Davey pulled Crutchie close, pressing a light, sweet kiss to his lips and then his cheeks. A dopey grin spread across Crutchie’s face, but then there was another blinding flash of lightning followed by more deafening thunder, causing him to let out an alarmed squeak and bury his face into Davey’s neck. Davey stroked his hair and smiled softly to himself because, god, he just loves his boyfriend so much and how can he be that cute?

The thunder subsided and Crutchie poked his head up again to look at Davey. The storm wasn’t so scary when it felt like he was drowning in Davey’s gorgeous hazel eyes, which were somehow still shining even in the darkness.

“Dave, will you… read to me? Your voice always makes me feel better…”

“Of course, Crutch. Anything for you.”

Davey walked over to their bookshelf, shivering a little as his bare chest left the warmth of the blankets. Soon he was climbing back into bed, The Lord of the Rings and a reading light from the bedside table in his hands. He pulled the covers over their heads. The thick comforter muffled the sounds of the storm somewhat and Crutchie hummed happily as he snuggled up next to Davey.

Davey flipped to the beginning and began to read.

Crutchie wasn’t really listening to what Davey was reading because to be honest, he didn’t really care all that much about The Lord of the Rings. But he was perfectly content to listen to Davey’s soft, beautiful voice sculpting the words with such precision and care. Crutchie absolutely adored Davey’s voice. Well, he adored Davey in general, but his voice especially. There was a reason he was called “The Walking Mouth.” (Crutchie might also have some other, more private reasons why this nickname was accurate, but that’s another matter).

Time seemed to slow down as Davey’s voice reading page after page drowned out the storm and Crutchie’s eyes fluttered open and closed as he struggled to stay awake. He wanted to listen to Davey for just a little longer. Inevitably, though, Crutchie’s gentle snores caught Davey’s attention and he stopped reading to smile fondly down at him. He set the book on the bedside table and placed a kiss to Crutchie’s forehead. The storm kept on as Davey closed his eyes, Crutchie wrapped up next to him as he too drifted slowly off to sleep.


In the morning the sun was shining, and Davey laughed at Crutchie’s bedhead while they shared a piece of toast, hands and lips smudged with nutella. They just kissed it off.

OK so I decided to watch 13 Reasons Why simply to see how bad it could be and then came out really distressed and also annoyed at the writing as well so it’s doubly irritating how it’s not a great show but then traumatising at the same time. So if you’re like “hey, should I watch it to find out how bad it is?” then the answer is: No. Just don’t bother. Even if you don’t care about the problematic nature of it and feel like you’ll be unaffected by the dark subject matter I don’t recommend it as a piece of drama as it is filled with poorly prolonged bits of suspense, bad dialogue, and a bunch of cliche characters I had no investment in.

xxxprettydeadgirlxxx  asked:

I just wanted to let you know that I LOVE THE HONEYMOONERS! I am in no way rushing you, because I know sometimes chapters take a while, but GAH! I'm like a dog, begging for a steak over here! xD Cannot wait for the next Chapter(s)! <3 Also, if you upload it to AO3, PLEASE, let me know so I can bookmark it. :D

I should do that! ok, and thank you for the enthusiasm, it really helps me and cheers me up!

anonymous asked:

Urgantish So I've been binding for a little while (Like a month) And just recently my ribs/back have started hurting-so obviously I stopped binding but I have really bad dysphoria and Im kind of missing out on everything because I don't want to go outside without binding. Would it be ok to like wear two sports bras to go see a play with my friends tonight? Or would that have like permanent damage and I should just stop binding until I get better? The whole event wouldn't take more than 2 hours.

Kii says:

If you’re recovering from a binding injury, you definitely should not bind.

@americans who are young: 20% is the correct amount to tip your server or delivery person

i say this (and repeat it a lot. probably too much. sorry.) because i know a lot of younger people who are just starting to go places on their own do not know how much they should tip, and i know this because i have heard this dilemma come up sometimes w/ tables of teens i’ve waited on, cause they just don’t know. 

i’m here 4 u teens of america: it’s 20%, unless ur waiter is an asshole (like not bad day asshole but Premium Asshole Asshole) or creepy, in which case it is 15%, dropping appropriately to 10% as their Assholery or Creepiness climbs.

just multiply what your bill is by two and drop the second digit. for example: i spend 15 bux, 15x2 = 30, drop the second digit and the appropriate 20% tip is 3 bux.  or u spent 48 bux, thats like 96, that’s p close to 100 so just tip 10 bux to be Cool. 

if you stay at the table for a long time, also compensate accordingly – servers usually have a limited number of tables that they are given responsibility for (so these five or six tables in the corner are my section, anyone who sits there is my table to take care of) and if you camp out for a long time that can cut into yr servers ability to Make doll4rs and/or Leave Work.

if you know that you’re gonna be catching up w/ an old friend for two hours, you can, honestly, just go “hey i’m planning on chatting w/ my friend for a while, but I know we’re taking up this table, and I’m going to tip extra for your time” and that’ll work out for everyone in the long run. people like to know you’re trying to be respectful of their time + effort. everyone is nice, everyone has a nice good time. 

warm and soft like a fireplace….a heith….

Remember

• School is important, but it’s ok if you don’t get an A in every class.
• School is important, but you need to also take care of your mental health.
• School is important and you should attend, but you don’t need to force yourself if you’re really sick. (Especially contagious)
• Regardless of what your school says: college is not for everyone. Please know you can still be successful without a college degree. You need to do what’s best for: You, Your health, and Your finances.

ok so in the timeless classic Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement it is declared that mia can’t be queen without a husband, but the law as it is stated is “Genovia shall have no queen lest she be bound in matrimony” and in fact makes no mention of a husband and all im saying is that mia really should have married lilly and they should have been double queens together