this pretty ahjussi here

What happens when V and Jungkook get lost at the mall in America?
  • Jungkook: Hyung, you do know where we're going, right?
  • Taehyung: Are you saying you doubt my bathroom finding skills? Have you already forgotten my photoshoot with that toilet that one time?
  • Jungkook: You mean the time you fell off of that random toilet at that photoshoot?
  • Taehyung: My way sounds better... but yes.
  • Jungkook: So, how does that make you a master at finding bathrooms?
  • Taehyung: Because I have a history with them, Kookie.
  • Jungkook: Uh-... Hyung-
  • Taehyung: Speaking of bathrooms, I found one! *points in an exaggerated way*
  • Jungkook: Hyung, that's a woman's underwear store.
  • Taehyung: *blinks and tries to read the English sign* Well, I thought it said bathroom
  • Jungkook: I think it says "Victoria's Secret," cause I found some magazines like that in Yoongi Hyung's room.
  • Taehyung: Wait, you what?
  • Jungkook: I think that's the restroom, Hyung *points to a hall way*
  • Taehyung: What makes you think that that's a bathroom? There's no toilet and doors.
  • Jungkook: Not the hallway, down the hallway, Hyung.
  • Taehyung: How could you possibly know that there's a bathroom down that hall? I don't see one.
  • Jungkook: But the sign above the hallway says 'Restroom' in English.
  • Taehyung: Restroom? Do people sleep in there?
  • Jungkook: I don't think America is that weird, Hyung.
  • Taehyung: Well, I've seen some pretty weird things here, like that Ahjussi in those booty shorts.. *shivers*
  • Jungkook: *glares* I told you not to bring that up again!
  • Taehyung: Well, I still have to use the toilet, so I say we check this 'restroom' out.
  • -five minutes later-
  • Jungkook: I told you it was a bathroom.
  • Taehyung: I found it weird that there were absolutely no doors in there... I guess Americans are against privacy?
  • Jungkook: I don't think that's it, Hyung.
  • Taehyung: *sighs and stretches out his arms* Well, I think we should get back to the others, now.
  • Jungkook: Good idea...
  • ...
  • Taehyung: Wait...
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Taehyung: ...
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Taehyung: ...
  • Jungkook: Hyung?
  • Taehyung: What?
  • Jungkook: Do you remember where we came from?
  • Taehyung: ...
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Taehyung: ...
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Taehyung: Of course! I have Bangtan senses, too! Don't doubt me, Kookie.
  • Jungkook: Right, sorry, Hyung.
  • Taehyung: So... We came from... that way! *points in an exaggerated way again*
  • Jungkook: Hyung, that's the underwear store again.
  • -Admin Jinnie