(Since I keep seeing asks that end up with Wilford being sad, or it sounds like he is, I'mma do this for him.) WILFORD. GET OVER HERE, AND LISTEN TO ME. IT'S NOT OKAY TO BOTTLE UP YOUR EMOTIONS LIKE THIS. NOT ALL BUBBLES CAN SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS. YOU GOTTA COME OVER HERE, HUG ME, AND LET ALL THE TEARS OUT. LET THE EMOTIONS SHOW FOR ONCE. Seriously, though. Trust me. Letting your emotions out is healthy. Now, come over here and hug me while you sob. You lil' precious pink and yellow show-off. :)
Wilford inches over to you and gives you a quiet hug. “I’m supposed to be one of the strongest Egos. I’m not supposed to cry,” he says softly before backing away. “I’m Wilford Warfstache, after all.” He puts his hands on his hips defiantly.