this post looks like crap sorry

  • <p> <b>James:</b> Lily, will you go out with me?<p/><b>Lily:</b> No.<p/><b>James:</b> Oh DEER, I guess I'll just have to go STAG.<p/><b>Sirius:</b> Well, I'm going alone too, because apparently I'm such a DOG.<p/><b>Remus:</b> Clearly nobody can handle my WOLFISHLY good looks.<p/><b>Peter:</b> Oh, RATS. Looks like we'll have to go MARAUDING instead.<p/><b>Lily:</b> *not amused* Wow, no one will ever find out about your illegal transformations into animagi, you're all way too sly.<p/><b>Sirius:</b> I think she's HOUNDing us for answers.<p/><b>Lily:</b> Please stop.<p/></p>
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Thought it was going to be some pairing-based comic because of the mistletoe? If you did, then you thought WRONG. (Only pairing here is Gokudera and various shattered, once-precious objects.)

Another comic thing between vector-triple and I; sorry it’s so messy. (I can’t write with a mouse for crap but hopefully it’s still somewhat legible) Based on this post from Exocara. Merry Christmas!

Edit: It looks like the 9th panel is temperamental so I’ve posted a copy here. Hopefully it works.

anonymous asked:

omg an aethelrik blog, thank you for existing! If it isn't too much trouble, could you break down all the stuff in the books that were not present in the show, relating to aethelflaed and erik's relationship? I haven't read the books and I am dying to know! Thanks in advance!

OMG anon just doing the Lord’s werrrk, thanks! First, just to let you know, the book was written in Uhtred’s POV, so the aethelrik shiznit only started when he went to Beamfleot for the hostage negotiations. Most of what happened in the show are almost the same as in the books but there were some major changes tho, like TV!Aethelflaed was not carrying Aethelred’s child during her captivity. This is going to be a long post anon, so stay with me:

  • When Uhtred first sees Aethelflaed, he was expecting her to maybe look like crap and run to him joyfully as soon as she sees him [cue record scratch sound effect] nooope, before greeting him and asking if daddy was pissed, she and Erik were busy heart-eyes-ing each other that Uhtred just went:
  • In the books, Aethelflaed was treated way better as a prisoner and had 5 maids at her disposal, plus all of her guards were old fogeys. Erik wouldn’t allow any dane without a senior citizen ID to go near her…sorry Haesten :(
  • Had they escaped successfully, Erik would have converted to Christianity, as what he promised Aethelflaed (ಥ‿ಥ)
  • Also Erik said all he wanted was to live peacefully tilling in the fields and taking care of their future farm animals.
  • The conversation Uthred had with Aethelflaed in the show was almost the same as in the books, except that they were in a dining hall celebrating the closed deal with all the Beamfleot squad. She and Erik never even looked at each other the whole night, Uhtred was so amazed he was like, dayum these two are pros [plays footage from the night before]:
  • Erik was willing to swear an oath to Ragnar once they’ve escaped from Beamfleot. He was all, “I’ll join Ragnar’s crew if he lets us crash forever for a bit in Dunholm”. Uhtred considered it and imagined Ragnar to be amused by their love story.
  • Aethelflaed revealed that she didn’t want to like Erik, that to fight the attraction she even resorted to praying… Good try princess, prayers ain’t gonna help you fend off that Danish charm & charisma.
  • There was no cage-the-princess scene in the book. Also, Sigefrid was totally oblivious to his brother’s feelings for the princess, he thought Erik was just using her for sex and would eventually drop her for some saxon bling.
  • Haesten was the one who set fire to the camp so he could whisk away Aethelflaed and go solo on the incoming ransom money. This so enraged Erik that he went total Terminator mode on Haesten’s men, killing everyone in his path without even a shield, it made Uhtred go, “that’s the most badass shit right there the gods are probably loving it.”
  • Sigefrid was the one who recovered Aethelflaed from Haesten’s goons and kept yelling, “I have the bitch”, and Erik was like, “GIVE HER TO ME” twice and that’s when all really went to shit.
  • Sigefrid was also pissed that he didn’t know Aetherik was a thing and that his brother and Uhtred became BFFs so when Erik said he’ll take Aethelflaed and pay the share of ransom money, Sigefrid was like ~hell no! you betrayed me by joining Uhtred’s boyband and wtf happened to bros before hoes? Bitch bye~ not verbatim but you get the drift.
  • Aethelflaed was weeping and shrieking from the time of Erik’s death until the battle was over, that the fighting men around her were spooked af, even Uhtred described it as “a sadness to fill the world”.
  • When Erik died and his body was being arranged and prepped for a viking burial, they had to pry a still-sobbing Aethelflaed away from him.
  • TV!Aethelflaed went home pregnant alright, but thank JesusMaryJoseph it’s Erik’s baby *throws confetti* 

That’s all I can remember, hopefully I’ve covered just about every little detail. We can all go back to being sad now thanks for the hurt anon

“Horror Fanatics.”

Warnings: N/A

Pairing: Noah Foster x Reader

Request: 

could you do a fic where it’s like the reader is Emma’s sister and reader and Noah bond over really nerdy stuff and they fall in love or something like that ??? idk that just came to mind sorry if it’s awful. love you lots 😚😚

soul mate au with Noah (mtv scream)

Words: 1058

(I combined the requests, if that’s alright. Sorry if the grammar in this is absolute crap, but I wanted to post this as soon as possible! Requests are open!)

Originally posted by hollandrooden

The hallways of George Washington High were filled with students all pushing and shoving trying to get to their next class. You looked around cluelessly, Emma, had left you to grab your schedule leaving you alone in a sea of teenagers. You itched your soulmate tattoo anxiously and shifted from one foot to the other. Your soul mate tattoo had showed up after you turned 12; you were freaking out but your sister, Emma coaxed you down and explained what it was. Another person in the world, had the exact same triangle and thick line just like yours would be your soulmate. But, you were new to Lakewood; after experiencing some difficult things with your father, your mother decided it was best for you to take a break from familiarity and go to a boarding school in California for a while.

A harsh bump knocked you out of your clueless state, making you drop your books and binder on the ground. “Crap, I’m sorry. Ah.. Once again, Noah Foster here to ruin the day.” You laughed and moved a piece of hair behind your ear, kneeling down,“No no, really it’s okay.” Butterflies were swarming around in your stomach, his eyes reached yours and you turned and blushed. Noah handed you your binder but kept a hand on your book. “Carrie?” He held it up, sticky notes lined the book in colourful papers. “No I.. Yeah… I love Stephen King.” You grabbed it back from him, your hands slightly touching sending sparks up your arm “You’re kidding?” A blush grew across your face. Great, another person thought you were a freak for annotating a horror novel and he was extremely cute. “I love his books AND his movies. I’ve seen Carrie at least 7 times. He’s pretty much my all time favorite.” Noah turned around to scrounge around in his backpack before pulling out an old copy of The Shining. His plaid shirt was propped up a little bit, you could see the small soulmate tattoo on his body. A sickening thought dropped in your body as you began to think he already had a soulmate. “Wait. Let me see that.” Noah pulled your arm out so he could take a better look, “Holy sweet mother pearl.” You both laughed, Noah smiled a crooked grin. He rolled up his sleeves more so you could compare the two tattoos, already knowing they were the same. You were soulmates. “Well, I always thought it looked a bit like a knife, y’know for serial killer buisness?” You said and bit your lip, both of you were speechless. “So, I got your schedule but I have to also run to class, do you- Oh, hey Noah. You’ve met (Y/N), my little sister.” Emma came up to you guys and cocked her head to the side to see both of your arms against each other. He looked at you and grinned, “Sister? Oh yeah! Yeah. Well you see, horror fanatics just tend to gravitate towards each other. Almost like fate put two serial killers together.” Emma watched as her little sister giggled and Noah scratched his neck letting out a nervous laugh and raised her eyebrow. “Yeah, okay.” Noah tugged on his backpack and craned his neck to look at your schedule. “Math, room 2032. I’ll walk you, maybe we can talk more about your coolness.” “Wait- (Y/N)!” Emma’s mouth left open as you left with Noah barely even noticing her, chitchatting happily.


“No way. You’ve lived in California? Ever heard of the Hitchhiker’s killer?” Noah asked, absolutely intrigued. You two had spent basically the whole day together, talking and laughing. A crush developed almost instantly after he pulled out his Stephen King book. “Did I? I was obsessed about him! Not gonna lie after reading up on him, I almost peed when a car stopped next to me when I was walking to my dorm. Turns out, all they wanted was directions.” Noah tilted his head back and laughed making you laugh. “You’re amazing.” His arm fell around your shoulders as you both continued to talk.


“I don’t know why he just doesn’t ask her out.” Brooke tipped her beer back and sat down next to Emma. “I mean, can’t you see they are just eye screwing the hell out of each other?” It’s true. The whole party you both have barely spoken to anybody but each other. He’d say something, you’d laugh; you’d say something, he’d laugh. Emma turned to face her friend, laughing “I don’t want to picture my baby sister and Noah doing it. Ever.” Audrey sat down in a huff, “That’s fricking it, if I have to watch psychopath One and Two laugh at another messed up joke, I’m gonna pass out. He keeps saying ‘She’s so pretty but I’m not sure if she likes me’ all that crap. They are obviously soul mates I mean look at them!” Both of you were huddled in the corner, Noah’s arm over your shoulder and you almost wrapped around him. Emma patted her knee and scooched over so all three girls were sitting. After such a rough experience with your father leaving and all the trauma you went through, Emma was glad to see you finally smiling and laughing. Catching her eye, you saw Emma wave you down in the midst of the party. You excused yourself and walked over  “Hey! I’ve barely spoken to you since we got here. How was your first day of school? Did you like your classes?” She asked, eager to talk to you. “Well, I.. I only came over to grab a beer for me and Noah.” Brooke snickered and hid behind her bottle when Emma shot her a look, “Don’t you want to sit down? You’ve been standing for like an hour.” Audrey asked you, beginning to get up from her seat. “No! No, really it’s alright. Noah was just telling me about his podcasts, and that’s just a story I can’t miss.” You walked back and handed Noah his beer with a content look on your face. Then once again, you resumed flirting and laughing. Emma sighed, “I mean you’d think they’d be a little more shy towards each other right? They like just met each other. Most soulmates are shy. Why aren’t they shy?” Brooke and Audrey both laughed and leaned closer to Emma. “Maybe they are in love.” Brooke made a kissy noise and winked. “Brooke, you’re so annoying!” “Maybe she’s right, its like there’s a god of serial killer fanatics up there just playing puppet.” Audrey shrugged teasingly. The three turned to look back at the pair before watching Noah dip down and give you a small kiss. Your sister’s mouth was drawn open and Brooke laughed so hard she almost fell off of the lawn couch. “I knew it!” Audrey pointed at Noah.

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I was tagged forever ago by @iridescencel for the Edge of Seventeen tag thingy by @alwaysimming. This is the 17 year old version of this random sim I made whose name is now Thomas Lee. (v. inspired by @early-grape‘s post.)

Let’s ignore the fact that he’s missing his entire arm and that I couldn’t decide between 2 poses. The original gif had 6 different poses but it went over the limit and looked like pixelated crap so that didn’t happen. (-_-。)

Edit: ahahaha forgot to tag ppl woops - idk who’s done this or not so disregard if you have or don’t want to @aandidas, @momobunniisims, @jhongg, @goldenpixels, @john-sims

anonymous asked:

hey, idk if you heard about this, but they've found a 'potential energy source for life' on enceladus and i immediately thought about your webcomic :D

I saw! How exciting :D

Anonymous said to alwayshumancomic:Good day/evening/morning, my name is Erik and I’m currently writing my bachelor thesis on utopian literature. First of all I need to ask for your consent since I want to base my thesis on Always Human. I will only be quoting lines from the work itself and it will in no way violate the copyright but I figured that asking would be better. Also due to the nature of my thesis I won’t bring anything up that hasn’t been brought up in the work but if I need clarification on something could I email you?

Hello Erik :) Gosh this feels slightly surreal, but go for it, thank you so much! I’m not sure this is something you need to ask permission for - surely it’s covered under fair use? - but here’s explicit permission to use written quotes from Always Human in your academic work.

Feel free to email me at stillwalkingnorth at gmail dot com if you have any questions. Also, when your thesis is finished I’d love to have a look, if you don’t mind :)

Anonymous said to alwayshumancomic:Hey, I was wondering if there was any specific way you draw hair? It always looks so nice and flow-y

Thank you! I like fluffy flowing hair, though I’m not sure how to answer this.

I tend to just… draw hair? Without thinking about it? I don’t know if there’s anything specific I do, but I will mull this over and if I can come up with anything helpful I will post it :)

More asks under the cut (sorry for letting so many build up)

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SO I LEARNED HOW TO DRAW BENDY TODAY AND YOU KNEW THIS WAS THE FIRST THING I WAS GONNA DO

ok first of all this isn’t shipping, but I did want to rant a bit more on actual Lampblack stuff

now I drew this today just to draw Bendy and Silva together, so it’s the Bendy above is not necessarily Lampblack!Bendy (as truthfully I wouldn’t have a clue on how Lampblack!Bendy would react to/feel about Silva, if they were to meet) but I did have some funny ideas on Silva reacting to Bendy

basically I feel she would definitely be fascinated by him as a fellow toon, and she’d certainly be glad to find someone else who has had trouble with their creator, but on the other hand she’d also be like oh my sweet golly gosh look at this adorable little darlin devil and would probably spoil him rotten with food and whatnot XD (I could also see her innocently teasing him if they were to perform together, Silva is also pretty good at entertaining folks given her profession)

(Bendy would just get a lot of love from the Noirs ok)

(< <’)…(’> >)… @hazardgirl-art-blog 

*shuffles away to the dark depths of fandom*

Right this is the last time im gonna say this (first time saying it on here)

Not all my friends offline watch wrestling, four do and one in particular has always had a problem with me being a shibata fan.

Some of you will know this story but for those who dont many years ago a little after shibata’s debut he was in a match in which he performed an elbow drop that wemt horribly wrong and from that drop another wrestler suffered a subdural hemotoma (YES EXACTLY WHAT SHIBATA HAS NOW) and unfortunately that wrestler went into a coma and died four days later. It was A FREAK ACCIDENT.

now heres why im annoyed. My friend does not allow me to talk about shibata she shuts it off cause she thinks he shouldnt be allowed to wrestle from his headbutts, to his affair (which is not in ring related) and to that incident with that wrestler.

So when i was chatting about how shibata had the same injury she was like well maybe its revenge for what he did karma and all that bullshit and it pissed me off.

She would wish harm on him to stop him wrestling AND I CANT STAND OR CONDONE THAT ATTITUDE. She was all he got what he deserved and blah blah but guys that injury was serious and couldve been even more serious as they said in two articles at one point the right side of his body was displaying signs of paralysis and they suspected brain damage, shibata couldve gotten off a whole lot worse and he is very lucky to have had a successful surgery. I even sometimes see this on facebook

Im sick of this bret hart attitude i see with shibata among my offline peer group. Accidents happen look at wrestling these things happen, they do all they can to prevent them from happening as best they can.

Sorry about the ranting post guys but between shibata and a bunch of others ive seen getting that kind of crap spewed it frustrates me and it upsets me. Ive two friends offline that doesnt attack me for liking shibata,hopefully you guys havent experienced this crap like i did


@daintymissdevitt @shadow-of-wonder @leelakoiwolff @fuckyeahbulletclub @50shadesofadamcolebaybay @megan-monroe

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EreJean Week Day 2: First Date

Look at these nerds! Falling asleep on their first date.

Hey guys! I am finally getting some good progress on these drawings for Erejean week though I am still posting them late but I am getting there!

[SPOILERS] Fairy Tail Chapter 538 Reactions

OKAY, so I actually read the chapter already earlier but I was at a party so I couldn’t post a reaction yet, but here it is! 

For the opening of this reaction, I would first like to react to my beloved GraLu. Well, it may not be anything but I love all of their interactions! Sorry to any non-shippers out there, but I hope there isn’t any hate towards this :)

UGHHHHH ASDFGHJKL i cAnt eVEn. Sorry. Gray looks really hot here by the way. Huhuhu I could stare at this pic aaaaall daaaaaaay.

Moving on!

When I saw this scene, it made my heart warm up. Really. Even with all the disappointing crap that happened, of course, I still love Fairy Tail from the bottom of my heart. Not every love is perfect you know! Hahahaha

But when I really saw this, something inside me hurt a bit. There are only 8 chapters left after all :( I mean, I could catch up with One Piece or something but… I’ll miss Team Natsu a lot. Very much, actually.

You know, while my heart was warming up so much to these four, suddenly Mashima hits me with Jellal and I’m a mess!

DAMN RIGHT YOU DID! ahhhhh, I’m so glad he’s actually alive. I know Sieghart lives inside of you so please continue to appreciate your life, Jellal.

Have I ever told you guys how much I adore and love him, character development and flaws and all? Yeah, I have. And I will repeat it again: JELLAAAAL, WE LOVE YOU.

So then came the scene where Team Natsu talked about what they were going to do now that the battle was done. And I was so happy and heartbroken at the same time, when Lucy reminded me (and perhaps some of us) that Aquarius’ key has yet to be found. I hope she finds our girl again :( 

And when Happy mentioned Natsu’s arm… somehow, I already had a bad feeling about it. Still, I wasn’t expecting what came next.

I mean, WTF?

Okay, I’m pleasantly surprised! At the start of this chapter, I was actually being whiny because Natsu was still alive despite him being connected to Zeref and whatnot. I thought Lucy simply rewriting the book was so simple and Idk I didn’t like the whole idea.

But you know, this is kind of like Rave Master, where Haru disappeared as well. He was still alive in the end though, so I doubt Natsu’s truly gone.

Doesn’t excuse the feels for these three’s sobbing faces though.

Seeing Gray’s face so heartbroken is what broke my heart.

And poor Happy :( I have a soft spot for him so something in me ached at this scene. I don’t really have other words to say except I’m really sad at this point.

And then flabbergasted next.

._______________________________.

Is that… a crack? In the air? In their world?

ohmygosh.

Why is it cracking????? That caught me off guard, really! I thought Mashima would be over with the problems and whatnot and would just leave us with happy chapter full of fanservice. (I’ve been secretly looking for those)

And at the same time, maybe he is actually up to something to redeem himself.

Well, that’s it! I don’t really have some theory about that crack, because I suck at those, but it must be acnologia or something. Zeref? But he’s dead. Perhaps it’s Anna and Ichiya returning? I’ll be severely disappointed but who knows!

Look at this. These were the nominees of 2016 Kid’s Choice Award for Favorite Cartoon. Since 2003, SpongeBob ALWAYS wins, expect that one year when Avatar: The Last Airbender won. I don’t know why that show is still on. It’s rigged. It gives the other cartoons (expect Alvin and the Chipmunks) less of an advantage of winning since Spongebob is a NICKELODEON cartoon. I swear, Gravity Falls and Steven Universe are WAY BETTER than that yellow sponge. No disrespect on SpongeBob, that show was everything to me. Band Geeks, best SpongeBob episode ever. It’s just the stupidity of the episodes and lose of original humor is why I stop watching it. Nick doesn’t give a crap about the other nominees. Look at the Amazing World of Gumball, IT’S SPELLED WRONG. Like, why do they have this category if SpongeBob is going to win it EVERY YEAR!

Sorry if this post is long. The point is I hate Nickelodeon and the Kid’s Choice Awards.

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This is so inaccurate. I really hope you don’t mind some mediocre fanart

Inspired by @trelldraws ‘s  http://archiveofourown.org/works/2432627 and http://archiveofourown.org/works/5929501

I’m so sorry