this post looks like crap sorry

  • <p> <b>James:</b> Lily, will you go out with me?<p/><b>Lily:</b> No.<p/><b>James:</b> Oh DEER, I guess I'll just have to go STAG.<p/><b>Sirius:</b> Well, I'm going alone too, because apparently I'm such a DOG.<p/><b>Remus:</b> Clearly nobody can handle my WOLFISHLY good looks.<p/><b>Peter:</b> Oh, RATS. Looks like we'll have to go MARAUDING instead.<p/><b>Lily:</b> *not amused* Wow, no one will ever find out about your illegal transformations into animagi, you're all way too sly.<p/><b>Sirius:</b> I think she's HOUNDing us for answers.<p/><b>Lily:</b> Please stop.<p/></p>

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So…should i explain? No. Why? cause most of y’all probably don’t need it, but imma say some stuff anyway. So the Bee miraculous’ tool or whatever you’d like to call the yo-yo and staff, looks to me like an old fashion perfume spray bottle, but it could be some other handy dandy lemon shaped piece of awesome. Wonder what it does? yeah me too. And we all hopefully know that the peacock tool is a feather pen so yeah. In the background there are other cool things we have no crap idea whatsoever about. So i guess just enjoy looking at all these spoiler/miraculous book secrets or whatever.

if i sounds like and butthole in this post it’s cause it’s 3 am rn. Sorry XD yeah ik i’m an idiot lol. 8)


Thought it was going to be some pairing-based comic because of the mistletoe? If you did, then you thought WRONG. (Only pairing here is Gokudera and various shattered, once-precious objects.)

Another comic thing between vector-triple and I; sorry it’s so messy. (I can’t write with a mouse for crap but hopefully it’s still somewhat legible) Based on this post from Exocara. Merry Christmas!

Edit: It looks like the 9th panel is temperamental so I’ve posted a copy here. Hopefully it works.

“Horror Fanatics.”

Warnings: N/A

Pairing: Noah Foster x Reader


could you do a fic where it’s like the reader is Emma’s sister and reader and Noah bond over really nerdy stuff and they fall in love or something like that ??? idk that just came to mind sorry if it’s awful. love you lots 😚😚

soul mate au with Noah (mtv scream)

Words: 1058

(I combined the requests, if that’s alright. Sorry if the grammar in this is absolute crap, but I wanted to post this as soon as possible! Requests are open!)

Originally posted by hollandrooden

The hallways of George Washington High were filled with students all pushing and shoving trying to get to their next class. You looked around cluelessly, Emma, had left you to grab your schedule leaving you alone in a sea of teenagers. You itched your soulmate tattoo anxiously and shifted from one foot to the other. Your soul mate tattoo had showed up after you turned 12; you were freaking out but your sister, Emma coaxed you down and explained what it was. Another person in the world, had the exact same triangle and thick line just like yours would be your soulmate. But, you were new to Lakewood; after experiencing some difficult things with your father, your mother decided it was best for you to take a break from familiarity and go to a boarding school in California for a while.

A harsh bump knocked you out of your clueless state, making you drop your books and binder on the ground. “Crap, I’m sorry. Ah.. Once again, Noah Foster here to ruin the day.” You laughed and moved a piece of hair behind your ear, kneeling down,“No no, really it’s okay.” Butterflies were swarming around in your stomach, his eyes reached yours and you turned and blushed. Noah handed you your binder but kept a hand on your book. “Carrie?” He held it up, sticky notes lined the book in colourful papers. “No I.. Yeah… I love Stephen King.” You grabbed it back from him, your hands slightly touching sending sparks up your arm “You’re kidding?” A blush grew across your face. Great, another person thought you were a freak for annotating a horror novel and he was extremely cute. “I love his books AND his movies. I’ve seen Carrie at least 7 times. He’s pretty much my all time favorite.” Noah turned around to scrounge around in his backpack before pulling out an old copy of The Shining. His plaid shirt was propped up a little bit, you could see the small soulmate tattoo on his body. A sickening thought dropped in your body as you began to think he already had a soulmate. “Wait. Let me see that.” Noah pulled your arm out so he could take a better look, “Holy sweet mother pearl.” You both laughed, Noah smiled a crooked grin. He rolled up his sleeves more so you could compare the two tattoos, already knowing they were the same. You were soulmates. “Well, I always thought it looked a bit like a knife, y’know for serial killer buisness?” You said and bit your lip, both of you were speechless. “So, I got your schedule but I have to also run to class, do you- Oh, hey Noah. You’ve met (Y/N), my little sister.” Emma came up to you guys and cocked her head to the side to see both of your arms against each other. He looked at you and grinned, “Sister? Oh yeah! Yeah. Well you see, horror fanatics just tend to gravitate towards each other. Almost like fate put two serial killers together.” Emma watched as her little sister giggled and Noah scratched his neck letting out a nervous laugh and raised her eyebrow. “Yeah, okay.” Noah tugged on his backpack and craned his neck to look at your schedule. “Math, room 2032. I’ll walk you, maybe we can talk more about your coolness.” “Wait- (Y/N)!” Emma’s mouth left open as you left with Noah barely even noticing her, chitchatting happily.

“No way. You’ve lived in California? Ever heard of the Hitchhiker’s killer?” Noah asked, absolutely intrigued. You two had spent basically the whole day together, talking and laughing. A crush developed almost instantly after he pulled out his Stephen King book. “Did I? I was obsessed about him! Not gonna lie after reading up on him, I almost peed when a car stopped next to me when I was walking to my dorm. Turns out, all they wanted was directions.” Noah tilted his head back and laughed making you laugh. “You’re amazing.” His arm fell around your shoulders as you both continued to talk.

“I don’t know why he just doesn’t ask her out.” Brooke tipped her beer back and sat down next to Emma. “I mean, can’t you see they are just eye screwing the hell out of each other?” It’s true. The whole party you both have barely spoken to anybody but each other. He’d say something, you’d laugh; you’d say something, he’d laugh. Emma turned to face her friend, laughing “I don’t want to picture my baby sister and Noah doing it. Ever.” Audrey sat down in a huff, “That’s fricking it, if I have to watch psychopath One and Two laugh at another messed up joke, I’m gonna pass out. He keeps saying ‘She’s so pretty but I’m not sure if she likes me’ all that crap. They are obviously soul mates I mean look at them!” Both of you were huddled in the corner, Noah’s arm over your shoulder and you almost wrapped around him. Emma patted her knee and scooched over so all three girls were sitting. After such a rough experience with your father leaving and all the trauma you went through, Emma was glad to see you finally smiling and laughing. Catching her eye, you saw Emma wave you down in the midst of the party. You excused yourself and walked over  “Hey! I’ve barely spoken to you since we got here. How was your first day of school? Did you like your classes?” She asked, eager to talk to you. “Well, I.. I only came over to grab a beer for me and Noah.” Brooke snickered and hid behind her bottle when Emma shot her a look, “Don’t you want to sit down? You’ve been standing for like an hour.” Audrey asked you, beginning to get up from her seat. “No! No, really it’s alright. Noah was just telling me about his podcasts, and that’s just a story I can’t miss.” You walked back and handed Noah his beer with a content look on your face. Then once again, you resumed flirting and laughing. Emma sighed, “I mean you’d think they’d be a little more shy towards each other right? They like just met each other. Most soulmates are shy. Why aren’t they shy?” Brooke and Audrey both laughed and leaned closer to Emma. “Maybe they are in love.” Brooke made a kissy noise and winked. “Brooke, you’re so annoying!” “Maybe she’s right, its like there’s a god of serial killer fanatics up there just playing puppet.” Audrey shrugged teasingly. The three turned to look back at the pair before watching Noah dip down and give you a small kiss. Your sister’s mouth was drawn open and Brooke laughed so hard she almost fell off of the lawn couch. “I knew it!” Audrey pointed at Noah.

anonymous asked:

omg an aethelrik blog, thank you for existing! If it isn't too much trouble, could you break down all the stuff in the books that were not present in the show, relating to aethelflaed and erik's relationship? I haven't read the books and I am dying to know! Thanks in advance!

OMG anon just doing the Lord’s werrrk, thanks! First, just to let you know, the book was written in Uhtred’s POV, so the aethelrik shiznit only started when he went to Beamfleot for the hostage negotiations. Most of what happened in the show are almost the same as in the books but there were some major changes tho, like TV!Aethelflaed was not carrying Aethelred’s child during her captivity. This is going to be a long post anon, so stay with me:

  • When Uhtred first sees Aethelflaed, he was expecting her to maybe look like crap and run to him joyfully as soon as she sees him [cue record scratch sound effect] nooope, before greeting him and asking if daddy was pissed, she and Erik were busy heart-eyes-ing each other that Uhtred just went:
  • In the books, Aethelflaed was treated way better as a prisoner and had 5 maids at her disposal, plus all of her guards were old fogeys. Erik wouldn’t allow any dane without a senior citizen ID to go near her…sorry Haesten :(
  • Had they escaped successfully, Erik would have converted to Christianity, as what he promised Aethelflaed (ಥ‿ಥ)
  • Also Erik said all he wanted was to live peacefully tilling in the fields and taking care of their future farm animals.
  • The conversation Uthred had with Aethelflaed in the show was almost the same as in the books, except that they were in a dining hall celebrating the closed deal with all the Beamfleot squad. She and Erik never even looked at each other the whole night, Uhtred was so amazed he was like, dayum these two are pros [plays footage from the night before]:
  • Erik was willing to swear an oath to Ragnar once they’ve escaped from Beamfleot. He was all, “I’ll join Ragnar’s crew if he lets us crash forever for a bit in Dunholm”. Uhtred considered it and imagined Ragnar to be amused by their love story.
  • Aethelflaed revealed that she didn’t want to like Erik, that to fight the attraction she even resorted to praying… Good try princess, prayers ain’t gonna help you fend off that Danish charm & charisma.
  • There was no cage-the-princess scene in the book. Also, Sigefrid was totally oblivious to his brother’s feelings for the princess, he thought Erik was just using her for sex and would eventually drop her for some saxon bling.
  • Haesten was the one who set fire to the camp so he could whisk away Aethelflaed and go solo on the incoming ransom money. This so enraged Erik that he went total Terminator mode on Haesten’s men, killing everyone in his path without even a shield, it made Uhtred go, “that’s the most badass shit right there the gods are probably loving it.”
  • Sigefrid was the one who recovered Aethelflaed from Haesten’s goons and kept yelling, “I have the bitch”, and Erik was like, “GIVE HER TO ME” twice and that’s when all really went to shit.
  • Sigefrid was also pissed that he didn’t know Aetherik was a thing and that his brother and Uhtred became BFFs so when Erik said he’ll take Aethelflaed and pay the share of ransom money, Sigefrid was like ~hell no! you betrayed me by joining Uhtred’s boyband and wtf happened to bros before hoes? Bitch bye~ not verbatim but you get the drift.
  • Aethelflaed was weeping and shrieking from the time of Erik’s death until the battle was over, that the fighting men around her were spooked af, even Uhtred described it as “a sadness to fill the world”.
  • When Erik died and his body was being arranged and prepped for a viking burial, they had to pry a still-sobbing Aethelflaed away from him.
  • TV!Aethelflaed went home pregnant alright, but thank JesusMaryJoseph it’s Erik’s baby *throws confetti* 

That’s all I can remember, hopefully I’ve covered just about every little detail. We can all go back to being sad now thanks for the hurt anon

He Cheated

It was your day off, you didn’t have to come to bighit but you had to have your best friend who works with you as bts’ staff by your side. Running into the building crying out, yelling your friends name. every part of you told you to stop, turn back, don’t let anyone see you so hurt, but you needed your best friend and even though your brain told you to stop, your body wouldn’t listen and just kept moving forward.

You finally reach the room that your best friend, the rest of the staff, and all bts were sitting in. you run into the room slamming the door into the wall subconsciously. You weren’t thinking you were too heartbroken to even breathe. You run up to your best friend and fall at her feet “he cheated on me” you almost yelled, if you haven’t had everyone’s attention before you certainly had it now. Your makeup was running down your face, your hair surrounding your face wet from your tears. You were in the midst of a panic attack.

You were surrounded by everyone. they all made a circle around you while you sit there, arms crossed acting as a protective barrier to your now broken heart. Your best friend slowly comes down afraid that any subtle movement may break you completely. “it’s okay, I’m here. Everything is going to be okay” she says very quietly, you barely heard her over your sobs. “he cheated on me” you kept saying over and over every time your voice getting a little smaller until you’re just mouthing the words. All the staff members were your close friends they all helped, getting stuff for you, comforting you.

A couple of the staff escorted bts out of the room. “she’s already embarrassed as she is. she doesn’t need to be more embarrassed by having you all here just watching this unfold” they all thought, they didn’t want to say it just being nice to bts though. They all walked out of the room and not having anywhere else to go they stayed in front of the room waiting to be let back in. they can hear you crying your eyes out from a mile away. They all pretended to not hear it, try to talk over it, play music loudly to cover the heartbreaking sounds coming from that room. Nothing worked and they ended up just sitting there quietly.

A couple minutes passed and it was dead quiet. They hear someone in the corner, when they look over they see Jungkook there, tears streaming down his face. “is Y/N going to be okay” he says softly. Namjoon had enough. He was worried when you had come into the room panting, crying out. But once you said that your now ex-boyfriend cheated on you. He was furious he hated that someone did that to you. He walked into the room and everyone’s eyes were on him, and then back on you. All your friends had huddled around you while you were crying to comfort you the best they could. You looked up eyes puffy, your face red from crying. Namjoon looked at you, trying not to break down himself at seeing you like this. “I’m sorry” you said your voice croaky and small. Namjoon sat down slowly to be eye level with you “why are you sorry? I’m the one that should be saying sorry” he says. he hugs you tightly refusing to let you go. You cry into his shoulder with the remaining tears you had left. You both stayed like this for a while before you all hear the door open. The rest of bts walks in. Scared to make a noise thinking you’ll break at the slightest sound. “it’s going to be ok, we’re all here for you whenever you need, Y/N” Hoseok says with a slight smile and you manage to mutter a small “thank you” without crying.

Namjoon releases you and your best friend hugs you tight “tell us what happened when you’re ready” “he…he cheated on me” you say with your eyes closed, with the smallest voice you were surprised they even heard you “I came home, he… he was in our bed with another girl” you said tears streaming down your face as you recall what happened. “what he said… He said horrible things” you said clutching your chest protecting your heart.

Your eyes were closed now refusing to remember what he said, it hurt too much to think about it. “6 months… for 6 fucking months he’s been cheating on me. For 6 months, every “I love you” every “you’re the one” was a fucking lie”. You said. Namjoon just looked at you not knowing how to respond he was infuriated that this happened to you. He started to blame himself. “How could I let this happen. How did I not see this” thoughts like these ran through his head.  He was balling his fists. Having to stop himself from running out of this room and find the bastard that hurt you.

“but I’m okay guys” you said with a empty smile. Everyone just staring at you, heartbroken that now you’re trying to put up a strong front. The room became silent.

The room was silent but everyone’s head was filled with loud thoughts. Your ringing phone broke the silence. You get up and grab your phone checking to see who texted you. It was your ex-boyfriend. You looked at the hundreds of messages he left. “Y/N”, “answer me”,   “I love you”, “don’t leave me”, “I love you Y/N”, “you know how much I love you… right?”, all sorts of messages popped up on your phone. Your face sunk once more. You were angry now. Only seeing red.  You threw your phone against the wall. “bullshit” was all you said before you left the room.

Namjoon followed you out “Y/N wait” you two stood there for a bit just staring into each other’s eyes. Namjoon remembered all the times he was around you whether it was you doing his makeup or just talking to you. He remembered the first day he saw you the foreign new makeup artist, who he thought was beautiful the second he saw you. He remembered all the members talking about how you were very pretty and nice. He remembered when the members were teasing him for having a crush on you, how you would giggle at every stupid dad joke Jin made. How he loved your giggling and laughter. Every sound you made sounded heavenly to him.

“Namjoon” was the only thing you could say before he pulled you close to him, he inched closer to you, and without a second thought he placed his lips on yours gently. he was scared at first thinking you didn’t like him like that and reject him, not kiss him back. He moved his lips slowly. You were shocked not knowing if you should kiss him back. You slowly started to move your lips too and within seconds you were kissing him back fully. You felt right, you felt safe in his embrace as he kissed you. You didn’t want him to move away from you ending the kiss you two shared. After what felt like an eternity he moved slowly out of the kiss letting you both breathe. You two just stood there once more breathless, and you two both just felt right for each other in that moment.

once you regained your strength to move once again you turned, flustered, not knowing if you should say something or just walk away. With a small smile, you looked at him hopeful. You thought to yourself to not get hurt again to protect your heart. It’s almost like with that kiss he fixed your broken heart and forgot all about your ex. You felt at home.

A/N: heyyy everyone! Its been so long since I posted anything and im sorry for that. i know most of my stories from before were actual crap but I decided to take another go at it as ive learned more on how to write a better story and that stuff. If its not good I apologize. I should really stick to just texts lollll. But who knows this might actually be a somewhat decent writing piece I was pretty proud of it while writing it tbh > < 

(ps I know it ended weirdly please excuse the mess that is me)

I was tagged forever ago by @iridescencel for the Edge of Seventeen tag thingy by @alwaysimming. This is the 17 year old version of this random sim I made whose name is now Thomas Lee. (v. inspired by @early-grape‘s post.)

Let’s ignore the fact that he’s missing his entire arm and that I couldn’t decide between 2 poses. The original gif had 6 different poses but it went over the limit and looked like pixelated crap so that didn’t happen. (-_-。)

Edit: ahahaha forgot to tag ppl woops - idk who’s done this or not so disregard if you have or don’t want to @aandidas, @momobunniisims, @jhongg, @goldenpixels, @john-sims

Partners in Crime


Drew this last night when I actually had time. I’m on a genderbend kick, had to draw these two sadistic mofos. Dani and Jens (yeah thats actually a boys name)

 I’m not into halloween, but i do like drawing blood, so here ya go. Also a heads up, look out for Jens and Dani stuff posted on my NSFW blog. My friend and I created too many headcanons that can’t go undrawn

Individual Gif Pics under the cut (sorry they’re so big, my sizing methods are crap)