this post is ridiculously long

let me tell you about the story I’m not writing...

Some background to start, because of course the pairing is so far off the beaten path that there are *zero* stories with it on ao3.

First, there’s Paul Sevier, from Midnight Special. He’s an analyst for the NSA. And has apparently stolen Will Graham’s wardrobe.

Isn’t he lovely?  Why is nobody shoehorning him into things? He’s only tagged on three fics on ao3.

The other half of the pairing isn’t quite as rare in general. Caleb Smith, programmer.

This is not any kind of Kylux AU I have in mind for this story I’m not writing. Nope. Paul and Caleb are both geeks, and I think they would get along swimmingly.

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pretty sure that’s a fire hazard, Jesse.

happy valentine’s day!! <3 <3

senshiofmom  asked:

Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

10. Screaming violin woman (093)

9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

6. Me (114)

5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)

and the unintentional (but not unwelcome!) reaction—

the shower thought of ‘hey wouldn’t it be cute if sun/moon got to be friends with gladion’s big dog over the years’ turned into something too elaborate to be called a doodle LAUGHS o(–<

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*throws knb stuff at you* lately there’s so much aoka and takao on my dash all my feels are suddenly back o<-< rip my soul

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DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL THESE TV SHOWS BASED OFF THEIR MOVIES

AND THEY HAD LIKE RIDICULOUS CROSSOVERS

YES, THAT IS HERCULES WITH ALADDIN

AND THEY HAD THESE NEW VILLAINS

(Lady La from Legend of Tarzan)

(NOS-4-A4 from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command)

(Mozenrath from Aladdin)

AND THEY HAD LIKE DARK VERSIONS OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS AND IT WAS RLY TRIPPY. THAT’S LIKE DARK JANE THERE FROM LEGEND OF TARZAN

AND THIS ONE’S CHAOS ALADDIN

AND HERE’S EVIL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

AND THESE WERE ACTUAL EPISODE TITLES THAT WERE RIDICULOUS PUNS

SORRY FOR THAT LONG POST BUT JUST

I REMEMBERED THESE TODAY AND I LOST IT

please do yourself a favor and watch The Cat Returns:

  • the premise is a school girl accidentally gets promised to the prince of a magical cat kingdom, so she has prevent herself from getting married to a cat
  • lots of cats walking on two legs with hilarious walk cycles

Originally posted by susuwatori

-tuxedo / secret service cats and camoflauge army cats

Originally posted by slavetohissmile

-”Go FRY YOURSELF you big chicken!”

-”the king of the cat kingdom, the cat king!” “hey babe”

- “accept these crackers as a symbol of my love”

-Baron

Originally posted by studioghifli

-also every muta line

Originally posted by ifellfordisney

that is all

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I made an X-Files picture book to give myself closure after watching the show for the first time.  Then they officially announced the revival. I should have known there would be no escape from all the feelings.

seriously tho, if it’s a topic related to Bakugou, chances are, i’ve probably made a post about it

Bakugou’s swearing origin story? got it

Bakugou’s smelly sweaty feet? yep

how Bakugou would react in a romantic relationship? covered (kacchako), twice

Bakugou crying?? the number of times, or how he specifically always wipes his tears with his right hand? because i got both

how Bakugou is similar to Edward Elric?? and how they’d react when meeting each other??? and how i imagine Bakugou’s reactions to romance would be the same as Ed’s????? all right here, my friends

Bakugou with Road Rage? uh-huh

a post analyzing Bakugou’s fashion sense?? here u go

Bakugou’s random amazing and aggressive domestic skills?? BOOM, HERE

Bakugou apparently doesn’t wear socks?? and the only time he DOES are the two times he’s been kidnapped???? right fucking here my bros

Aizawa babysitting baby Bakugou and embarrassing him in front of class 1A with baby stories whenever Bakugou misbehaves? absolutely

Bakugou meta? take your pick, i’ve got over two dozen of ‘em

Bakugou except the weird things behind his head are butterfly wings? boom

BAKUGOU’S SIDEBURNS???? MMM-HMM AND MMHMMM

a post about Bakugou’s fucking HUGE-ASS ARMS? HERE AND HERE

Bakugou’s hair being super soft??? and being a result of him making sure he doesn’t accidentally light his own hair on fire??? got ‘em right here

Bakugou’s Customer Service Voice???? a-YEP, PART ONE AND TWO

Bakugou’s perpetual skull shirts?? here, and here

AU where everything is the same, except Bakugou learned how to style hair while at Best Jeanist’s b/c Best Jeanist said he couldn’t? oh yes

Babyfaced-Bakugou? absotively posilutely. bonus points: this was posted before we learned about Mitsuki’s youth glycerin quirk

Bakugou calling Aizawa dad? yes. a Dadzawa & Bakugou edit? YES

a comparison between Bakugou and Shishidou from Oumagadoki??? done not once, not twice, not thrice, but FOUR times!!!!

a post about how cute he is? HERE’S THE FIRST, HERE’S THE SECOND, AND HERE’S THE SPECIAL THIRD ONE ABOUT HIM BEING CUTE WHILE HE’S ASLEEP

my ever growing list of Older Bakugou Headcanons? post one, two, three, four, five…..

BAKUGOU AND HIS PET POMERANIAN, BAKU JR?? WHICH POST DO YOU WANT?? THIS ONE, THIS ONE, THIS ONE, OR THIS ONE? (last two are kacchako)

anyway, long story short i have no life 

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this ridiculously long post was inspired by @septicnomey! they had the brilliant idea of taking this song and making it about @therealjacksepticeye

this was really fun to do, and i put my blood, sweat, and tears into it (… or at least sweat… does soy sauce count as blood and/or tears?) also, i’m not trying to purposely leave anyone out of the last panel, but there was only so many people that i could draw…

Important Analysis

I’ve done a post on this previously, but never got too far with it because there weren’t any real comparisons I could go with. 

So, we know Ajeel is short. Here’s Ajeel lined up with DiMaria in Chapter 445: 

Now, more than fifty chapters later, I finally have some character heights that I can use for reference. Here are DiMaria and Brandish in 494: 

Given that DiMaria’s hair is fluffier than Brandish’s, I think it’s safe to say that they’re the same height (DiMaria actually looks about a half an inch shorter than Brandish, but we’re rounding for my sake). Compare this to 503: 

Ever has an inch or two on Brandish, meaning she’s an inch taller than DiMaria. Compare this to a random screenshot I found of the anime: 

Ever is also an inch taller than Erza. This means that Erza, DiMaria, and Brandish are all the same height. So… what does that mean for Ajeel? Well, considering he reaches DiMaria’s eye level standing upright… 

Ajeel Ramal is a couple of inches shorter than Lucy Heartfilia. 

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I couldn’t read these tags on that post I made and not draw that scene.

Also, of course the TARDIS wardrobe must have things like binders and stuff. Why wouldn’t it. It has everything.

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@ marvel fans: as a bi person Yeah, i wish there were more bi characters but this idea that who do have past relationships with women are bi and not gay needs to stop?? It keeps the idea that there can only be “”“gold star gays”“” and leaves internalized homophobia out of the discussion in queer comic books.

weweremadeforeachothersherlock  asked:

Do you have a rec list of all your fav Mycroft pastiches?

You must be psychic because last night I started typing up a list of the assorted Mycroft-y things I have about the house (because I live an exciting life like that).

So here we go, they’re all decent in their own ways but my faves are starred **:

Novels/short stories

  • **Enter the Lion by Michael P. Hodel & Sean M. Wright
  • The Mycroft Memoranda by Ray Walsh
  • **Against The Brotherhood by Quinn Fawcett
  • **Embassy Row  by Quinn Fawcett
  • **The Flying Scotsman  by Quinn Fawcett
  • **The Scottish Ploy  by Quinn Fawcett
  • Mycroft Holmes and the Adventure of the Silver Birches by David Dickinson
  • Mycroft Holmes and the Adventure of the Naval Engineer by David Dickinson
  • Mycroft Holmes and the Case of the Missing Popes by David Dickinson
  • Mycroft Holmes and the Case of the Banker’s Conclave by David Dickinson
  • Mycroft Holmes and Murder at the Diogenes Club by David Dickinson
  • Mycroft Holmes and the Case of the Romanov Pearls by David Dickinson
  • The Dorking Gap Affair by Glen Petrie
  • The Monstrous Regiment by Glen Petrie
  • The Hampstead Poisonings by Glen Petrie
  • A Taste for Honey by H. F. Heard
  • The Notched Hairpin by H. F. Heard
  • Reply Paid by H. F. Heard
  • **Mycroft Holmes by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (I’ve starred this one because I like it, but it’s my least favourite of my favourites)

Comics/graphic novels

I’ll write a lil sentence or two about these because I rarely see any ‘Mycroft in comics’ Discourse

  • The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by Alan Moore & Kevin O'Neill. Features Mycroft as a (minor) character, and the concept of his character in it fascinates me. If you haven’t read it and don’t mind ~spoilers~ you can read about TLOEG Mycroft here.
  • Mycroft Holmes & the Apocalypse Handbook #1-5 (2016/2017) by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Meh. I wrote very briefly about my problems with this here. I’ve yet to read all the issues though so I’m reserving full judgement until I do. Either way I love the colouring so I’ll forgive it…
  • **2000 AD #861-867 Cannon Fodder by Mark Millar and Chris Weston A very peculiar take on the character and one I can’t help but love, I made a photoset of it here to give you an idea.
  • Predator: Nemesis by Gordon Rennie and Colin MacNeil (photoset here). Just an angry man smoking a cigar basically. Looks like he could be American. Not convinced by any of it.

There are still quite a few things I need to add to the collection & I have various monographs and other crap but let’s not get into all that, you only wanted the pastiche.

TL;DR: Basically my One Tru Pastiche™ is any of the books by Quinn Fawcett. I love all four of them, they tick all my boxes. I have a tag dedicated to them if you want to know more, but basically they’re Victorian Legwork!Mycroft aka My Love, My Life, My Everything.