this place is never gonna be my home

˻ christmas rp prompts ˺

→ in times of merry door-to-door lullabies, snowball fights, and freezing cold temperatures

STARTERS:

  • MEERRRY CHRISTMASS!
  • Are you going to the Christmas Party one of the guys is hosting tonight? I heard it’s gonna be pretty awesome/awful.
  • You look ridiculous.
  • You sure you don’t mind coming all with me to the Christmas ball? I know you’d rather stay home and all.
  • Do you like my sweater? I just bought it today!
  • Hey, could you answer the door for me, please? I think there’s some kids outside the door.
  • 🎵Do you wanna build a snowmaan?🎵
  • I’ve never actually experienced a snow day before, since I live in a pretty warm place, so this is amazing…
  • Oh, God, look at this ugly ass couples sweater here. Let’s buy it.
  • CRAP, I forgot to do my Christmas shopping!

PROMPTS:

  • Send  for our muses to be stuck inside a building while being snowed in. (Hard Mode: send it twice for our muses are stuck inside an old shack/abandoned building/etc.)
  • Send 🎼 for our muses to sing Christmas lullabies door-to-door.
  • Send 🐧 for my muse to suddenly bring home a penguin. (Send it twice to reverse it to your muse.)
  • Send 🎄 for our muses to set up a Christmas tree.
  • Send 🎁 for your muse to give mine a present. (Send it twice to reverse it to your muse.)

M!A’S:

  • The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway: your muse suddenly gets ice powers one day out of the blue - lasts for 3 threads.
  • Ho Ho Ho: your muse is suddenly assigned to become Santa Claus for this year, forcing you to send ‘presents’ to at least 5 other muses.
  • It’s A Christmas Miracle: your muse’s ultimate life wish is all of the sudden fulfilled! - unfortunately, it only lasts for a single day.

POPULAR TEXT POSTS + ASK MEME  (  PART 3  )

❛ i need a reasonable paying job, something like $2,000 an hour. nothing too wild. ❜
❛ idc (i do care) ❜
❛ ‘are you taken?’ yes bitch, taken for granted ❜
❛ half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is, well, an asshole ❜
❛ you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????? ❜
❛ you will find your home, you will find your place. you will find your people. give it a little bit of time but it will happen. ❜
❛ in order lead a happy life i’m gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit. ❜
❛ any body else here not good at anything??? ❜
❛ you can’t force people to appreciate you. ❜
❛ *puts on baseball cap* i am the dad now… ❜
❛ i fake smart.. like i’m honestly a dumbass idk shit but i know how to seem like i do.. i’m smart-passing.. ❜
❛ every straight woman who ever called her platonic friend her ‘girlfriend’ owes me $50 ❜
❛ i am a professional at misreading tones and overreacting to problems that most likely don’t exist ❜
❛ honestly if i survive the next 3 years of my life, i will be impressed with myself ❜
❛ you can’t cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer ❜
❛ patiently waiting for a kind soul to come along and make everything a little softer, brighter. ❜
❛ honestly i don’t even play an active role in my life, shit just happens and i’m like oh this is what we’re doing now? ok ❜
❛ no offense but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all ❜
❛ imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 an hour ❜
❛ i have finally reached the age of most young adult protagonists yet my life is still uneventful??? where is my cool story??? my cool talents??? @ universe i’m pissed ❜
❛ hello, police? i accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested ❜
❛ *tries to watch 45 minute episode in 20 minutes ❜
❛ please don’t just come in my life, take my heart and leave. please don’t do that. ❜
❛ concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and i’m never tired anymore. the bees are safe. ❜
❛ i can’t believe what walkie talkies are called ❜
❛ the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal ❜
❛ me: *is bitter but is also right* ❜
❛ just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. godspeed, my queen. ❜
❛ i’ve never belonged anywhere, i’m always just in between ❜
❛ too young for unnecessary stress, i gotta live ❜
❛ i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information ❜
❛ i’m like always sleepy. i feel like i should be used to this by now and stop complaining about being sleepy but i can’t. always, i’m sleepy. ❜
❛ lmao no offense… but what’s the point of being mean to people for no reason ❜
❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk ❜
❛ “alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find and enjoy it because i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like.. beer ❜
❛ tfw you’re already fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you can’t bring yourself to do anything to stop it ❜
❛ hey sorry for not replying i didn’t want to ❜
❛ honestly how am i gonna make it in the world???? i get a little teary eyed any time someone compliments my personality ❜
❛ true bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing ❜
❛ *touches your hand and looks seriously into your eyes* i am a piece of shit ❜
❛ lets play ‘how rude can i be until you realize i don’t like you’ ❜
❛ i love drunk me but i don’t trust her ❜
❛ hate when i am wearing makeup and still look shitty like what else am i supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right and exercise??? as if ❜
❛ i’m not on a high horse. i’m not even on a horse. i’m face down in a ditch on the road of life ❜
❛ i hate when people ask me what i would do in their situation because 9 times out of 10 i would literally never be in that situation in the first place ❜
❛ i barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am i even alive ❜
❛ you had me at ‘hello’ and lost me at ‘i think your friend is cute’ ❜
❛ i’m pretty sure by now ‘tired’ is just a part of my personality description ❜
❛ wow i really liked that song now i think i’ll listen to it another seventy times in a row ❜
❛ ‘shit it’s 2 a.m.’ i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i’m surprised ❜
❛ i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade ❜
❛ telling other girls they look pretty is like cracking a glow stick full of positivity and female friendship ❜
❛ i want to be sun kissed and also people kissed ❜
❛ about me: glowing, eating peaches, drinking wine in lingerie, not texting your desperate ass back  ❜
❛ i highly recommend never having feelings ❜
❛ due to unfortunate circumstances, i am awake ❜
❛ i’m gonna solve mysteries so fucking good ❜
❛ what did people even wear in 2008 ❜
❛ i’ll just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  my way through life ❜
❛ you know what sucks? everything bye ❜
❛ me? overreacting? probably ❜
❛ people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience ❜
❛ honestly if i survive the next 3 years of my life i will be impressed with myself ❜
❛ if you listen carefully you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜
❛ any time you like a boy just know you played yourself. always keep that stored in your mind for later ❜
❛ hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof ❜
❛ what i lack in personality i make up for in…….. nothing ❜
❛ me? cancelled ❜
❛ an app that tells you how raven something is ❜
❛ be with someone who will take care of you. not materialistically but takes care of your soul, your well being, your heart, and everything that’s you ❜
❛ i love the infinite multiverse theory because that means there’s a universe where i’ve pulled every single fire alarm i’ve ever seen ❜
❛ name a more iconic duo than the lengths i’ll go to both get attention and to avoid it… i’ll wait ❜
❛ i just want to be treated very gently and smell like vanilla and wear only matte dusty rose lipstick ❜
❛ 2017 is going to be a very healing year because it’s going to force us to accept that 2007 was ten years ago not three and i think that’s the root of our collective issues ❜
❛ i just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality, and help to destroy racism ❜
❛ i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented… i forgot where i was going with this ❜
❛ how is 2016 already almost over?? like this bitch came in, fucked us up, then left like she gave us a gift ❜
❛ supercalifragilisticextentialcrisis ❜
❛ stop breaking your own motherfucking heart ❜
❛ co-napping is a beautiful thing. knock out with me so i know it’s real ❜
❛ *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care, but ❜
❛ it’s not you…. it’s your zodiac sign ❜
❛ i want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing ❜
❛ my heart is filled with hate and swag ❜
❛ ‘i don’t care’ i say, caringly, as i care deeply ❜
❛ i highly recommend never having feelings ❜
❛ we all ugly to somebody, don’t trip ❜
❛ do i have a crush or am i just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me? ❜
❛ my parents were arguing today and my mom said that justin timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this ❜
❛ kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad ❜
❛ everyone’s having their mid-life crisis at like 19 ❜
❛ there are just people out there that are the embodiment of the sun like the things they say do light up the world and make you feel warm they are human sunshine ❜
❛ dermatologists HATE me… everyone hates me. i’m so alone ❜
❛ you know when you realize and you just… realize ❜
❛ a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about ❜
❛ i’m not badass i’m sadass i cry about everything ❜
❛ inspired by animal crossing, i’ve started doing this thing where i mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again ❜
❛ i didn’t know double texting was such a big deal?? i have a lot to say ❜
❛ can someone please just be proud of me like fuck i’m trying ❜
❛ cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell you partner ‘my spidey senses are tingling’ ❜

(  you can find the other popular text posts memes on my old blog: 1, 2 )

When You Look Me In The Eyes

If the heart is always searching, can you ever find a home?

I’ve been looking for that someone, I’ll never make it on my own.

Dreams can’t take the place of loving you, there’s gotta be a million reasons why it’s true.

When you look me in the eyes and tell me that you love me, everything’s alright.

When you’re right here by my side, when you look me in the eyes, I catch a glimpse of heaven.

I find my paradise when you look me in the eyes.

How long will I be waiting to be with you again?

Gonna tell you that I love you in the best way that I can.

I can’t take a day without you here, you’re the light that makes my darkness disappear.

When you look me in the eyes and tell me that you love me, every thing’s alright.

When you’re right here by my side, when you look me in the eyes, I catch a glimpse of heaven.

I find my paradise when you look me in the eyes.

More and more, I start to realize, I can reach my tomorrow, I can hold my head high and it’s all because you’re by my side.

When you look me in the eyes, you tell me that you love me, every thing’s alright.

When you’re right here by my side, when I hold you in my arms, I know that its forever.

I just gotta let you know, I never want to let you go.

‘Cause when you look me in the eyes and tell me that you love me, every thing’s alright.

When you’re right here by my side, when you look me in the eyes, I catch a glimpse of heaven.

I find my paradise when you look me in the eyes.

💎 Amethyst Home Spell 💎

inspired by steven universe, a spell to make things feel like home.  

“I… don’t… care! I’m not gonna let you stand there and remind me of everything I hate about myself! I never asked for it to be this way. I never asked to be made.”

💎 gather: amethyst, basil, sea salt, and thistle.

💎 sprinkle the windows with sea salt

💎 hand a braid of thistle and basil above you door

💎 place the amethyst under or above your bed. 

Family Vacation - Leonard McCoy

This is a request for the whole crew, but I made it into a Leonard fic, too. 

The first sight of the blue and green planet you called home made your heart race. Even just staring out the tiny porthole on the Enterprise, you realized how much you missed it. Someone cleared their throat behind you and you stood up, fixing your dress.

“Enjoying the view?” Jim asked.

“Yeah, are you?” Jim laughed and shook his head.

“No way. Leonard’s my best friend, I would never check you out.”

“Mmhmm,” you said, walking back towards your room. “So where are you going first?”

“What do you mean?” Jim asked.

“I mean, we’ve been in space for five years, where’s the first place you’re gonna go?”

“Probably back home to see my mom. What about you?”

“I’m going to Georgia with Leonard first. Then who knows what.”

“You are coming to Hawaii with the rest of the crew, right?”

“A week on a tropical island with the friends I’ve spent the last five years with? I wouldn’t miss it for the world.” Jim smiled and gave you a hug. 

“I’ll miss you, Y/N.”

“I’ll miss you, too.” You watched Jim walk back towards the bridge, and made your way back to your apartment. Pushing open the door, you found Leonard angrily packing his things into his suitcase.

“Hey, babe.” He looked over at you and sighed, placing his hands on his hips. 

“Hi.”

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing, I  just can’t find some of my medical equipment.”

“You keep medical equipment in our room?” you asked, sitting down on the couch. He rolled his eyes and walked into the kitchen to grab a beer, sitting down next to you. 

“I do sometimes keep equipment in here.” You laughed and leaned against his chest, smiling up at him as he wrapped his arm around you. 

“When we get a place of our own, it needs to be bigger than this.” Leonard chuckled and kissed your forehead.

“Yeah, this is one of the only things I’m not going to miss about the Enterprise.”

“You do still wanna move in together?”

“Of course, you’re the one thing that made five years in space bearable.” You leaned up and kissed him with a smile.

“I love you.”

“I love you, too.”


Later that day, you were grabbing your bags and stepping off of the ship you had called home for the past five years. You had changed out of your uniform, and were now wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Leonard took one of the bags off of your shoulder, and smiled at you.

“Ready?”

“With you? I’m ready for anything,” you said. Leonard took your free hand and the two of you walked up to the group of people gathered in a circle. 

“Alright,” Jim said, smiling over at the two of you. “Well, we won’t see each other until Hawaii, and maybe not for a long time after that. But, we had a good run. I’m not always great with words, but thank you for making these five years in space memorable. I’m truly going to miss each and every one of you.” Jim smiled his signature grin, and the crew lumped together in a big hug. 

After saying your goodbyes to the crew, you and Leonard climbed onto another ship that would take you to Georgia. You fell asleep against Leonard’s shoulder on the way there, and he had to shake you awake.

“Y/N?” You jumped up, and wiped the drool from your mouth.

“Sorry,” you mumbled. 

“That’s okay, darling. We’re here.” You looked out the window and saw a vast field of grass, and not much else.

“Really? How long was I asleep?”

“A couple of hours,” he said with a shrug, reaching for your bags. You took one from him and followed him off of the ship. “My mom said she’d meet us here,” he said, looking around the station.

“And I look like shit,” you mumbled, checking your reflection in some nearby glass. You redid your ponytail and tugged on your shirt, trying to remove the wrinkles from it.

“You always look gorgeous,” he said, snaking an arm around your waist. You smiled and kissed him, placing your hands on his cheeks.

“Jim said the two of you went at it like rabbits.” You pulled away and saw an older woman standing in front of you, her arms folded just like Leonard’s usually were. You glanced up at Leonard and he sighed.

“You talk to Jim, ma?” he asked, stepping towards her. She laughed and hugged him tightly.

“He does call sometimes. Unlike others,” she said, looking up at him. He laughed nervously and looked back at you.

“Well Leonard is our chief medical officer, he’s got a lot of work to do, saving lives and all,” you said with a smile. His mother laughed and patted her son’s arm. 

“Very true. You must be Y/N. When he does call, you’re all he talks about.”

“Ma-”

“Oh hush,” she said, giving you a hug. “It’s so wonderful to finally meet you.”

“You too, ma’am.”

“Oh please, call me Caroline.” You smiled and nodded, glancing over at Leonard. He was beaming and you winked at him. “Well come on, I’ve got dinner waiting for you at home.” 

“Ma, you didn’t have to do that.”

“Do you even know me?” Leonard smiled and held out his hand. You grabbed onto it and he kissed your forehead, following his mother.


“Now I know where you get your cooking skills,” you said, flopping down on the bed after dinner. Leonard laughed and began undressing, throwing his shirt on the ground. 

“She hasn’t cooked like that since my old man died,” he said, fiddling with the ring on his pinkie finger. You reached out your hand and took his in yours, pulling him closer to you. “I think she just wanted to impress you.”

“Consider me impressed,” you said. Leonard leaned down, putting his hands on the bed beside your thighs.

“She likes you.”

“I like her. And her son, for that matter.” 

“Good, I was wondering if you liked me or not.” You leaned back on the bed, grinning at him.

“Want me to prove how much I like you?” He crawled on top of you, smiling at you as he did.

“I would love that.”


“I left Starfleet to get off of a ship, not to spend time on more of them,” Leonard grumbled as you made your way down to Hawaii. 

“Ya know, we don’t have to go on this vacation. I could just take back those bikinis I bought,” you muttered.

“It won’t be completely horrible,” he said, smirking at you. “And it will be good to see the crew again.”

Landing on the tropical island a few hours later, you stepped off the ship and saw Nyota and Spock arguing at the station. You looked back on Leonard with a smile and walked towards the two of them.

“Hiya,” you said. They both turned to look at you and stopped arguing. “Everything okay over here?”

“Yeah, someone just didn’t want to leave home,” Nyota said, giving you a hug. 

“I know what you mean.” You shot a look towards Leonard who rolled his eyes. “How’s your vacation going?” 

“Good,” she said, beginning to walk. “I haven’t spent this much time with Spock in so long.” You looked back on him, and saw the corners of his mouth turn up at something Leonard said.

“Things okay with you two?”

“Yeah, a lot better. It’s good to be back.” You nodded and let out a sigh.

“Yes it is.” You rode to the resort with Nyota and Spock, listening to Spock tell all about meeting with a few more of his kind. Stepping into the resort, you were taking in the view when Chekov ran up to the four of you.

“They have an open bar!” he shouted with a colorful drink in his hand. You laughed at him and looked back on the guys.

“I’ll check us in,” Leonard said. You smiled and leaned up to kiss him.

“Okay, we’ll go check out the pool.” Nyota nodded and followed you out onto the sunny pool deck. You smiled at each other, seeing how beautiful the deck was, covered in flowering plants and lounge chairs, the water a clear blue.

“Well you ladies aren’t dressed properly,” Jim said, throwing his arms around the two of you. 

“Hello, captain,” Nyota said. 

“Where are your boyfriends?” he asked, pulling you both close. 

“Checking in,” you responded. 

“Okay, so then you’ll change into your bathing suits?” You rolled your eyes and threw his arm off of you.

“I missed you, Jim,” you said with a smirk. He kissed your cheek and laughed.

“Good, I missed you, too.” Leonard and Spock walked back out, wrapping his arm around you. 

“Where’s the rest of the crew?” Spock asked. 

“Scotty is trying to surf,” he said with a smirk. “And Chekov is drinking them out of all their food. Sulu is down by the beach with his family.”

“Ooh, let’s go down to the beach,” you said, looking up at Leonard. He leaned down and kissed you before nodding.

“Okay, let’s go get changed.”

“Yeah, I’ll come, too,” Jim said. Leonard held out a hand and stopped him. 

“No you won’t.” You laughed and followed Leonard up to your room. You popped open your bag and began rifling through for your swimsuit as Leonard laid down in bed. You walked towards the bathroom to change but he grabbed your hand.

“What?”

“Let’s sleep,” he said, pulling you towards him. You groaned and tried to slip your hand out of his. 

“No, I want to vacation.”

“People relax on their vacation.”

“We can relax on the beach,” you said, trying to pull away again. 

“Or you could relax here in my arms.” You groaned and leaned down to face him. 

“As lovely as that sounds, that’s all we’ve been doing since we got back. We’re  here with the crew, so let’s go see them.” Leonard grumbled and you kissed his cheek. You stood and went to change, coming back out to find Leonard still on the bed.

“Please change.” He opened his eyes and smiled at you.

“I’ll meet you down there.”

“Fine. I’ll let Jim rub sunscreen on me.” Leonard laughed and rolled over. 

“I’m sure he’ll enjoy it.”

“Okay, goodnight, asshole,” you said, flicking off the lights.

“Love you.”

“Love you, too,” you said, closing the door behind you. 

“Hey.”

“Hey. Did we get rooms right across from each other?” you asked, facing Nyota in the hallway. She laughed and shrugged, walking down towards the elevator.

“It’ll be just like old times.” You laughed and followed her.

“Yeah, but I don’t think we’ll be sneaking out in the middle of the night to go back to our own rooms.”

“True.” The doors of the elevator slid open and you made your way down towards the beach. 

“Spock isn’t joining us?” you asked as you laid down a towel on the sand. 

“No, he said he wanted to do some reading,” she said with a roll of her eyes.

“Leonard said he wanted to take a nap.” She giggled and laid down in the sand next to you. 

“Men.”

“Ask and you shall receive.” You looked back and saw Jim and Chekov standing above the two of you. 

“Where are your boyfriends?” Jim asked, sitting down on your towel. 

“Absent,” Nyota said, moving over so Pavel could sit next to her. 

“Well, it’s a good thing we’re here,” Pavel said, nudging Nyota. 

“Why is that?”

“We’re gonna help you have an actual vacation.” You raised an eyebrow at them as they pulled snorkels out of their bag. “Care to join us?” Jim asked. 

You reluctantly took the snorkel from Jim and nodded. He beamed and stood up, holding out a hand for both you and Nyota. You followed him to the clear blue water, stepping in reluctantly. 

“It’s cold,” you whined. Jim grabbed your arm and pulled you into the water. You splashed down into the water, landing on top of Jim.  “Asshole.”

He laughed and stood up in the water, strapping on the mask. “Come on,” he said before putting in the mouthpiece and diving back into the water. 

You waded in the water, letting it lap around your ankles as Pavel, Jim, and Nyota swam deeper into the water. Their legs kicked up frequently, a splash of color compared to the blue waves. 

“Not going for a swim?” You turned around and saw Sulu walking with his daughter up towards the beach. 

“Not just yet,” you said. “Your man abandon you, too?” He shook his head and stopped next to you. 

“He wasn’t feeling well so he went back up to the room. So it’s just me and my girl,” he said, smiling down at his daughter. 

“Daddy, let’s go swimming,” she said, tugging on his shorts. He sighed and you bent down. 

“Wanna come swimming with me?” you asked. She smiled and looked up at her father. He nodded and you took her hand, leading her out into the water. You swam out far enough so that she could still touch the sand. 

She splashed around in the water for a while, and you watched her until you felt something grab your leg, and you were pulled under. The cool water rushed into your nose as your foot made contact with someones face. 

When you resurfaced, you brushed your hair out of your face and turned around to see Jim clutching his face. Blood was pooling out of his nose.

“What the hell was that for?” you asked, putting a hand over your mouth. 

“Watch your language, there are kids around,” he teased. 

“Is your nose okay?” you asked, rolling your eyes. He grimaced and shook his head. “You should see a doctor.”

“I’ll go see Bones,” he groaned, walking out of the water. 


“Hey,” you said, a few hours later, walking into your room. Leonard smiled at you, and stood up to kiss you.

“Hey, I saw what you did to Jim. Nice work.” You smirked and fell down on the bed.

“You should have come out with us. The water was so beautiful, and we saw a lot of cool fish.” Leonard smiled down at you and grabbed your hand.

“Yeah?”

“Yeah. Where were you?”

“Bandaging up Jim.” You rolled your eyes and grabbed onto one of the pillows, snuggling into it.

“Well you missed out.” He laid down next to you and brushed some hair out of your face. “I promise I won’t do that anymore.”

“Good. I missed you.” He kissed your forehead and pulled you against his chest. 

“Do you have any other plans for today?” You wrapped your arms around his waist and looked up at him, biting your lip.

“Just dinner with the crew tonight.”

“I’ll be there.” You kissed him, immediately heating it up, sliding your tongue into his mouth. 

“Do you have any other plans?” you asked. He shook his head an d rolled over so that he was lying on top of you. “Good. Cause I’ve got all sorts of relaxing for us to do.”

Leonard kissed you before crawling underneath the sheets with you, starting the soon to be best vacation of your life, with the crew you had grown to call family. 

CONOR MAYNARD- MENDING SERIES PART 2

One year later.

“Y/N I think his diaper needs to be changed and I don’t do that. Even if I’m the godfather, I refuse.” Jacks voice shouts from the kitchen and I walk from my bedroom into the now messy kitchen.

“Oh Alexander Maynard, what did you do? Is mommy going to have to tickle you?” I laugh as I walk up to my little angel.

“Look at that, I think someone does need his diaper changed.” I pick him up and place him on my hip before looking back behind me to Jack.

“Do not make a mess and forget to clean it. This is my home, therefore my rules.” I remind him.

“Hey Alex, you’re gonna grow up with a mommy who never lets you have fun, but that’s okay cause uncle Jack is gonna teach you how to sneak around those rules.” Jack walks up to me and plays with Alex’s hands.

“Not funny.” I stop him from continuing, but he follows me into the nursery.

“Have you heard from Conor?” Jack asks me and I nod.

“He sends notes for me to keep for Alex, but I don’t open them. Alex wouldn’t understand them, he’s 10 months old. I just keep them in a box. Maybe he can know his dad when he’s older, but for now he’ll only know his fathers brother. Not to mention he has a new girlfriend, how could I forget.” I scoff and he cringes slightly.

“Yeah I mean it’s only been like a month. It doesn’t seem like it’ll last.”

“Anyway he sends the notes and different things. Mostly money because he claims that if I don’t want him in Alex life, that he can at least make sure he has a savings for when he’s older and wants to invest in his future and what makes him happy. A few times he tried to get me to agree to him seeing Alex but he knows I won’t let it happen.”

“Y/N I love you more than anything, but Alex is Conor’s son. He really messed up but shouldn’t he be allowed to hold his son? I’m only saying this because Conor loves Alex. He has his picture as his background, and he has picture of him on his desk and in our apartment. He showed up the day of the delivery asking to just hold Alex once and that he’d leave you alone after that, and you denied him that. He hasn’t held his son and it’s been ten month. He missed out on watching Alex grow up. I know you’re angry that I’m saying this, I just know how devastated I’d be.”

“Jack, Alex is my son. I’ll decide what’s best for him.”

“But you’re hurting Conor. He messed up and it was a big mistake, but you can’t keep him from his son. He could’ve easily fought for custody but he didn’t because he thought you’d eventually come around but you haven’t. I mean Alex’s last name is Maynard. Not to mention, if you introduce Alex to Conor when he’s five like you plan on, Alex won’t understand why a random guy is at his birthdays or why the guy who looks like him only comes around on holidays. Alex won’t understand why he doesn’t have a dad but he does have a guy who gets him birthday and Christmas presents. Just let him see his kid Y/N. It’s been long enough.” Jack shouts and I never expected to hear him with so much anger in his voice. I cower back slightly as tears come to my eyes.

“Jack I loved him. Four years together, a breakup, and a kid later, I still love him. I still have pictures of him in Alex’s closet in storage bins because whenever I feel sad I sit with Alex and I read him the letters Conor has sent. And then I show him pictures and then I talk about him to Alex. Alex knows what Conor looks like because at least once I week I sit in that rocking chair talking about him and looking through scrapbooks of him and I, before putting Alex down for bed, go through the pictures myself and cry a little.”

“Then why don’t you tell him that?”

“Because he has a girlfriend and I’m not gonna mess up his life.”

“I’m sorry for yelling at you.”

“It’s fine. Don’t worry about it. Go home. I’ll let you know what I decided to do later. Love you Jack.” He grabs his stuff before saying goodbye and heading back home. I put Alex down in his crib and take a seat in the rocking chair while looking at a picture of me and Conor from when I was seventeen. We were friends starting that year and started dating when we were nineteen. We stopped when we I just turned twenty two. Now I’m almost twenty four with a ten month.

Well things have changed.

“Hello?”

“Hi.”

“Who is this?”

“It’s me Conor.”

“Oh… What’s wrong? Is everything okay?” He asks and I take a deep breath.

“12 South Bay Road, Battersea. Flat A. You can make a copy of Jack’s key. I’ll be here like I am everyday and you can come see Alex whenever you want.”

“Thank you Y/N. Thank you.”

“Just don’t mess this up.”

Svtfoe End Credit Theme Song lyrics

I think Earth is a pretty gre-at place.
That’s saying something, ‘cause I’ve been through outer space.
I think it suits me, it’s just my style.
I think I’m gonna stay a little while.

I think that strangers are just friends you haven’t met.
I’m blasting monsters and I never break a sweat.
I’m really thinking I could call this place home!

REBLOG IF YOU READ IT SINGING!!!

Comfort

This is my first attempt on writing a fanfic and it’s requested, inspired and edited by @profiler-in-training ^^

Originally posted by classydepablo

After a day or two into the investigation of a murder case of two boys between the ages of 10 and 15 who died with what appeared to be a heart attack, the team faced a dead end. Gibbs decided to call everyone to assemble. “Now you guys know that we’re facing a dead end, and you know how I feel about dead ends, so I suggest we revisit the scene of the crime to and see if we can find anything else that’s gonna help us catch this bastard,” Gibbs snapped with a angry scowl. You had worked for NCIS for four months and never had you seen Gibbs that angry over a case. This must have hit home with him with the two young boys involved. You decided to speak up. “Can we stop by my place so that I can grab my file for the case? I left it there when I left in a hurry, and I have some extra stuff that may be helpful.” Honestly, you didn’t want it to sound like you were forgetful, but truth was, you’d had a thing for him since you started working there. In order for you to try to make his mind wander to something else so he could calm down, you figured a diversion was in order. To make things worse, you had a boyfriend and that’s what was stopping you from showing you emotions too much in front of Gibbs. Bummer. However, you truly did love your boyfriend. “Sure, why not. Let’s go, let’s go. We don’t have any time to waste.” Gibbs gave you a look, but he has always seemed to be a bit more lenient with you. You went inside the elevator to go down to the parking lot, and Gibbs offered to drive the team’s van. The huge van with the NCIS logo used to intimidate you. Sometimes when you passed by the district, you saw it passing by and wondered when it would be you in that van. With that thought in mind, you glanced out of your window and saw that you had arrived. You open the door, followed by Gibbs and the team. Walking to your apartment, you stopped in your tracks. You glanced at your apartment door, and saw your boyfriend, Nick, with another girl. Not knowing what to do or say, you stayed quiet not wanting the tears to fall. Gibbs saw how you were reacting, and followed your eyes. “Is that your boyfriend, Jo?” He said, holding your upper arm. All you could do was nod as you let a tear fall. He let out an angry grunt and ran forward and grabbed Nick’s collar and shouted at him “How can you treat her like that? Don’t you know that you have an amazing girlfriend who’s smart, kind and loving? Why the hell would you cheat on her?” Nick stayed quiet. “ANSWER ME,” Gibbs yelled, yanking his collar. Nick gave him some smart comment and Gibbs punched him in his face. You quickly rushed over to them and pulled Gibbs away before he could do anymore damage. “Gibbs, stop, he’s not worth it,” you started, only to have him cut you off. “Why are you defending him? He cheated on you with another girl, show some emotion! It pisses me off, so I’m sure it pisses you off!” He yelled. Your now ex-boyfriend smirked and walked away with a nose bleed and that girl he was with. And with that, you started the water works and sobbed into his chest, grabbing his shirt. He hugged you and put a hand on your back to soothe you. “Oh Jo, I’m sorry I took my anger out on you. It’s his loss for not realizing how good of a woman you are and not treasuring you,” he admitted. Truth to be told, Gibbs also had a thing for you, he just didn’t really show it. He kept it professional at work since he knew that you had a boyfriend. But right now, to calm you down, he showed all his emotions he didn’t have the courage to show you when he saw you for the first time. After a few minutes, you calmed down and muttered a thank you to Gibbs. He looked you in the eye and thought that since he had just  practically showed you that he cared for you, he decided to go all out and lean into you and give you a kiss. He slowly pulled away. “What was that for?” You asked, bewildered. “It’s for all the times I saw you and couldn’t show you how much I have adored you since I first met you,” he said, leaning down and kissing the top of your head.

4

Heart Like Yours – Chapter V: Never Forget Him

Jackie goes home to Point Place for Donna and Eric’s wedding, but an accident and an unexpected experience may show her a reality she never thought was happening around her.

Chapter V: Kat talks to an old friend, and so does Eric. In the flashbacks, the night the game changed for Jackie starts: with Milo at the phone, telling her to go out and have fun in November of 1982.

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[Chapter I] [Chapter II] [Chapter III] [Chapter IV] [Chapter V] [Chapter VI]

The rules: put your music on shuffle, pick your favourite lyrics out of the songs that come up and tag ppl

Tagged by: no one i wanted to do it

house of memories
And when your fantasies
Become your legacy
Promise me a place
In your house of memories

colours
You’re ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece

blow me one last kiss
I’ll dress nice, I’ll look good, I’ll go dancing alone
I will laugh, I’ll get drunk, I’ll take somebody home

welcome to the black parade
Go and try, you’ll never break me
We want it all, we wanna play this part
I won’t explain or say I’m sorry
I’m unashamed, I’m gonna show my scars
Give a cheer for all the broken
Listen here, because it’s who we are

stressed out
I was told when I get older all my fears would shrink
But now I’m insecure and I care what people think

electra heart
For forgiveness you could always pray
That the sickness it could go away

house of wolves
Show me your face, show me a reason to think,
My soul can be saved if I sell you my sins

i kissed a girl
Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable

famous last words
And as the blood runs down the walls
You see me creepin’ up these halls

teenagers
But if you’re troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
Will make them pay for the things that they did


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9

I think that Earth is a pretty great place.
That’s saying something ‘cause I’ve been through outer space.
I think it suits me, it’s just my style.
I think I’m gonna stay a little while.

I think that strangers are just friends you haven’t met.
I’m blasting monsters and I never break a sweat.
I’m really thinking I could call this place home!

Bill and the forces of evil

I think that Earth is a pretty chaotic place.
That’s saying something ‘cause I’ve been in nightmare realm.
I think it suits me, it’s just my style.
I think I’m gonna stay a little while.

I think that friends are just enemies you haven’t betrayed.
I’m unleashing monsters and I never break a deal.
I’m really thinking I could call this place home!

I’m just so anxious about moving out, and I’m so freaked out that I won’t feel comfortable in my new place and I’ll just feel stressed all the time instead of being able to relax when I come home??? Not to mention I’m not sure how I’m even gonna pay for rent and groceries and car insurance and gas and my phone?? And god-for-fucking-bid I have a single mental health day. I work just enough to never have a day off, but not enough to make a good amount of money. And because I’m not on a contract for rent, I can’t get food stamps. Plus my parents are getting rid of my fucking dog.
I just wanna die yknow? I have no fuckign clue how to deal with any of this and there’s no fucking break and I don’t know what the fuck to do without having a fucking break down

Things I hate about being an artist
  • Me: *sees another artist's work*
  • Me: holy fuck that's cool
  • Me: *so inspired that you gonna rip a freakin hole through nirvana*
  • Me: omg where's the nearest pen and paper cuz I'm about to fuck the table with AWESOME
  • Me: *gets all the supplies ready*
  • Me: *looks down at paper*
  • Me: I think I need to reevaluate my life
  • Me: *looks into the stale space of a place you call your home*
  • Me: I'll never truly be able to emulate such a master piece! I'm a piece of shit. How could I even think I could create something just as good as that. Why do I even try?
  • Me: *sits in a lil lonely chair... crying*
Isaac- I’m Just Glad You’re Alive

Request-  Yo, can u do a part 3 to the “I need to know who I am” imagine where the doctors are gone and the reader survives being a chimera and isaac comes back to help out but he doesnt know that the reader was alive and you can continue from there. Thanks!!!

A/N-You’re welcome sweetie! So yeah, this is part 3 to this series. Part 1  Part 2  Next up is a Theo imagine. I’m gonna warn you guys right now that I’m gonna be traveling with my family to drop my brother off at college for the next three days, so I might not be posting as much, but I’ll be back on Wednesday.

Isaac Lahey walked up the steps to the McCall house, the place that had become his home after Derek had kicked him out. Scott and Melissa had become like a second family to him during that time, or maybe a first since he never really had much of one to begin with. That was why it was his first stop after arriving back from France.
He had left with Allison and her father after your death, but he had stayed in France when they had decided to return to Beacon Hills. He just hadn’t been ready to step foot in the place where you had walked and talked and laughed, not when you would never be able to do those things again. He had wanted to forget everything that had to do with you, to save himself the pain of remembering.
As hard as he tried, it hadn’t worked. There wasn’t a day that went by that he didn’t think of you and he had decided it was just time for him to come home. He had arrived at the airport an hour ago, and gotten a cab to Scott’s house, hoping to catch up and figure out what had happened while he was gone.
He knocked on the door, surprised that it was Lydia who answered. “Isaac,” she said, her green eyes widening. “I didn’t know you were back.
"No one does,” he told her, as he peered into the living room. “I got here an hour ago. I wanted to see Scott first but…I guess everyone’s here.”
Isaac scanned the room, noticing Stiles sitting on the couch with his arm around a girl with short brown hair. He saw Kira was also there, talking to a younger looking boy with blue eyes. Allison sat with Scott, sorting through a stack of movies on the floor. It only took seconds for everyone to notice him.
“Isaac,” Scott said, jumping off the floor, knocking movies everywhere in the process. “What are you doing here?”
“I, uh, I just figured it was time to come back,” he explained. “I’m not interrupting anything am I?”
Scott grinned. “No way, man,” he told him, pulling him inside. “Welcome home.”
Isaac smiled, something he hadn’t done a lot in the past year. “Looks like you got some new additions.”
“Oh yeah. That’s Malia,” he said, pointing to the brown haired girl. “She’s the coyote we saved, remember?”
Isaac nodded, having not recognized Malia with the shorter hair. He did remember that day, and how he had gotten caught in one of the traps Tate had laid out, not realizing he could have killed his own daughter. He also remembered how you had been by his side, talking him through the pain. He swallowed, hoping he would be able to keep the grief at bay now that he was back.
“And this is Liam,” Scott said, nodding to the blue-eyed boy. “He’s my first beta. I kinda had to bite him so he wouldn’t fall off a roof.”
“Ah,” Isaac said, eyeing the younger boy. He had definitely missed a lot while he was gone.
“Oh,” Scott said suddenly. “Isaac there’s something you should know. Something happened a couple weeks ago, and we’re all still trying to process things. This is gonna sound kind of insane, and I don’t exactly know how to say it but-”
“Allison,” a voice called from the kitchen. “Can you come and help me with the brownies?”
Isaac froze, his blue eyes widening as your voice hit his ears. “Scott, tell me I didn’t just-”
“Allison!” you repeated, coming out of the kitchen. “I know I died for a few months but last time I checked you weren’t deaf-”
You stopped short the minute you saw Isaac, standing in Scott’s living room, a scarf wrapped around his neck. You noticed that he looked different, not necessarily older, but…tired and sad. He didn’t say anything, just stared at you with those blue eyes you loved so much, a look of absolute shock on his face.
You didn’t blame him, after all you hadn’t tried to contact him since you had gotten your memories back. You had wanted to so badly, but you could never think of the right words to say. It wasn’t as if you could call him up and say, “Hey, I know you loved me and I died in your arms, but I’m back now. Surprise!”
“Hi,” you whispered, swallowing nervously. He hadn’t said anything yet, and you wondered if he was angry at you.
“Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this,” Isaac pleaded, not breaking eye contact. “Please tell me this is real.”
“We should probably catch you up,” Lydia said, pursing her lips.
“Okay,” Isaac said to her, although his eyes didn’t leave you once. “Catch me up then.”
“A month ago, a group of scientists came through town,” Scott explained slowly.
“They were awful,” Stiles said, rising from the couch. “They wanted to try and break the pack apart and they did a lot of terrible things, but the important part is that they brought Y/n back to life to use her against us. They stole her memories and tried to get her to attack us.”
“But we got them back with an ice bath like the one we dunked you in to find Erica and Boyd,” Allison added. “Y/n remembers everything now.”
“So…she’s real.” Isaac stated, his eyes still on you.
“Very,” Lydia told him.
That was all Isaac needed to hear, and he crossed the room in two long strides, grabbing your face and kissing you harshly. Your lips immediately collided with his and his arms wrapped around you, pulling you straight up against his chest.
He held you so tightly that your feet actually lifted off the ground, and as he finally pulled away, you could see the tears running down his face.
“You are real,” he breathed.
He ran his hands over your cheeks, your lips, your hair, still not quite sure it was really you. “When I lost you I lost everything. But, I never stopped loving you. Not for a second.”
You reached up to wipe the tears from his cheeks, but not being able to stop your own from falling. “I wanted to call,” you told him. “But I didn’t know how…are you mad?”
Isaac shook his head, bringing you into his arms, and squeezing you tightly, as if he was afraid you would disappear. He buried his face in your hair, breathing in your scent and it’s familiarity. “I’m just glad you’re alive.”

Orion’s fun times in the Institute:

Shaun: You can put your gun away, you know.
Orion: I’d rather fucking not.

Shaun: The Institute is now as much your home as it is mine.
Orion: Can i bring my ghoul boyfriend?
Shaun: Excuse me?
Orion: Ghoul. Boyfriend. Mayor of Goodneighbor, really cute, tricorn hat? He’s probably gonna be your step-father tbh
Shaun:

Orion: WHY IS THIS PLACE SO WHITE. IT HURTS MY EYES.

Shaun: Could you please stop calling the scientists ‘Nerds’?
Orion: Never! Keep it up and I’m gonna start taking their lunch money and giving them swirlies

Orion: Yeah, thanks Desdemona. No no, don’t worry about me, I’m sure I’ll have absolutely no emotional trauma after plotting my elderly son’s downfall and murder.

Mulan {Sentence Starters}
  • "My powers are beyond your mortal imagination."
  • "Say that to my face, you limp noodle!"
  • "The truth is we're both frauds."
  • "I was just washing, so now I'm clean, and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye!"
  • "The greatest gift and honor is having you for a ______."
  • "All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!"
  • "You're the saddest bunch I've ever met!"
  • "I know my place! It is time you learned yours."
  • "I never want to see a naked man again."
  • "Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!"
  • "I think I've been away from home long enough."
  • "My little baby, off to destroy people!"
  • "But you risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself."
  • "For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor."
  • "Would you like to stay for dinner?"
  • "Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow."
  • "The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."
  • "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous."
  • "What do you mean you're not lucky? You lied to me?"
  • "Would you like to stay forever?"
  • "Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more."
  • "Whoo! Sign me up for the next war!"
  • "Rise and shine. Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me."
  • "I tire of your arrogance. Bow to me!"
  • "Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face."
  • "Now go out there and make me proud!"
  • "I will never pass for a perfect bride. Or a perfect daughter."
  • "I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy."
  • "Ooh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. Come on, scare me!"
  • "Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother."
  • "Why is my reflection someone I don't know?"