this picture made me laugh so hard

An Aquarius was throwing and making a mess in his own room after he found out that she, his girlfriend, had finally moved on without him. I looked as he cuss and threw away some of the mementos of her, and finally stopped when he found an old photo of them together at a photobooth. He sat down and started to burst into tears. “If only.. If only I told her everything, and hadn’t kept it all in, maybe she would’ve stayed..” he said through the tears.

An Aries looked through his twitter and found a picture of his ex with someone else, he let out a soft chuckle. “Oh shit..” he laughed, and slowly he stood up and continued to laugh. “Look at this. Look at her.. Oh, she’s.. she’s fucking hilarious.” He slowly started to laugh so hard, and I watched as he began to shake and slowly made his way to the balconey and started to scream about her, just screamed her name and called her names and how he hated her but finally he broke down and cried.

A Cancer started shaking and tries to grab his phone out of our reach. “Please, let me just call her..” we shook all our heads and told him to just stay put. He begged that it’ll be just for tonight. We told him that he has had enough, but he wouldn’t listen. He wanted to call her so bad, but the truth is.. she’s about to have her wedding in a week, and he was going to tell her he still loves her after all these years.

A Capricorn and I were out in mid-town late at night, and he had too much to drink. He sways as he walks, and suddenly one of Bryson Tiller’s songs played through one of the bars nearby and he let go of me and sang through the whole verse. He finally stopped and looked at me and said, “This shit, that’s me. I wished God would saved her for me. That’s it, and fuck.. I’m not really at my best at the moment, but I loved her.”

A Gemini breath out smoke after inhaling his cigarette and he looked at the city lights from our view. “I miss her..” was all he said, taking another inhale from his cigarette. He looked at me and gave me a small smile and back at view.

A Leo drank with me, and place an arm around my shoulders and said, “I shouldn’t drink too much. These crazy thoughts are hunting me again, and I just want to crush the world. Ha, oh she’s in my head. My ex, you know? She’s in here again and.. fuck! I hate her. I miss her. You know we’re talking again, right but just as "friends”? I want more than that..“ He gave me a small playful slap on the cheek and walked to get another drink. It’s going to be a long night.

A Libra rushed to her house, knocking at her apartment door. But it was locked. Ran back downstairs and started calling her name out her window, trying to get her attention. She finally opened the window and told him to leave. I watched from the car, as he asked for her forgiveness. She shook her head and said it was too late for him.

A Pisces admitted to me how he still thinks about his ex, and how he still calls out her name and how his mind would play memories of her every single day. He can’t stand the nights because his mind would play her, her voice, her smile, the way she would call him everyday and she was his rock. As he sits here with me, tears roll down his cheek and he said, "Now here I am still holding on to her, just waiting for a sign that maybe she’d come back, and maybe we can try again.. but also maybe she’s with someone else, who.. who treats her well than I could’ve had and.. I want her to be happy, I do, but I wish.. right now.. she could be happy with me, and I am so selfish for it..”

A Sagittarius once said that he used to think too much about the relationship and how every time he was with her he would start to overthink every scenario of how she would leave him, and he would tell her and she would shook her head and promised him she would never leave… and now that she’s gone he still can’t stop thinking about her..

A Scorpio said to me, “I’m just not too sure if I could ever ask her to come back. I really messed up, you know? I could try, but would she ever give me another chance to prove to her my real worth? Can she really do that..?” I was a little loss for words. Knowing Scoprio and how he is, he seemed to be really serious about her. I just didn’t know what to say.

A Taurus and I passed by a coffee shop and he paused and peered through and saw his ex with someone else, and she’s laughing and holding this man’s hand. He gritted his teeth and his fist clenched. I put a hand on his shoulder and told him to let it go. It’s been years since they’ve together and been a two years after their break up. He slowly looked down in defeat and sighed. He walked off ahead of me..

A Virgo and I were driving out late one night around the city, and all the songs he played were just old, sad R&B music and I would watch him from time to time as he mumbled some of the lyrics to himself and would let out a small smirk when the singer goes and says, “I love you and miss you..” and he shook his head. We pulled up to a parking lot, and he got out and looked at me and said, “I do miss her, but do you think she misses me..?”

—  Regrets..
What’s up, it’s Alexei!

When Ngozi posted this picture yesterday of young post-draft Tater “trying his darnedest to answer press questions in English,” I thought, “You know, I could make a play fic out of that.” Which is what led to the following 2700+ words about Tater and his ESL tutor.

Many, many thanks to @ktheunready for being my Russian authenticity consultant and beta!

Georgia Martin stood at the back of the media scrum and watched Alexei Mashkov stumble his way through his post-draft interview, saw the way his fingers kneaded the brim of the brand-new Falconers’ cap he’d been handed for the initial official photos, saw the way his eyes widened and stayed intently glued to whoever was asking him a question, like he was afraid he’d miss some key bit of meaning if he blinked.

She pulled out her phone and made a call.


«No, Mama, I promise, my room is very nice. The family is very nice. Everything is very…»

«Let me guess, nice? »

Alexei sighed. «Yes.»

«You know I don’t doubt you, right, Alyosha? I’m not worried you can’t do this. You will be fine. But I know this is your first time to live in another country, with none of the boys from your teams here. It can be… hard, sometimes. I know.»

«Yeah, Mama, I know. You told me.»

«Are you telling me you’ve heard the stories of my youth too many times?» she asked in mock outrage.

«No, no!» he laughed. «Of course not.»

«Good. I should think not.» He could picture her face exactly, and it made him smile. «I’m glad your host family seems nice, Alyosha. I’m sure you will have many friends in no time.»

He flopped back on the bed again and stared at the ceiling. «I hope so.»

«We’ll talk again soon. Love you, son.»

«Love you, too.»

He hung up and let his phone rest on his chest. He’d been to America before. He’d thought he’d known what it would be like, that it wouldn’t be so bad. Different, yes, but there would be so many interesting new things to see, and new teammates, and he certainly knew how to play hockey. What he had failed to take into account, apparently, was how exhausting it was to try to function in English all day. For a US hockey team, the Falconers’ roster was shockingly low on Russian players, so his host family was one of the French Canadian ones. To their credit, they did speak some Russian, but it was hardly enough to have a real conversation. Alexei felt like he’d been practically mute all day.

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Missing Person (Jughead One-Shot)

Summary: Part one of a Jughead series I’m writing.

Part one: Archie and Veronica talk about old days

Word count: 797

Requested? No

Prompts: None

A/n: I will be taking requests for Jughead as of now.

Part 2 Here

Originally posted by dailycwriverdale

Archie and Veronica walked side by side, each step another second of the present wasted on focusing on the past. They spoke of simpler times when your school year was designated by a number rather than a name. Archie shared a story of his younger days with Betty which soon ended in a comfortable silence, followed by Veronica’s query.

“What about him?” She asked gesturing down the road to a beanied author walking away from hanging a missing person’s poster on poles and mailboxes. “Doesn’t he fit in to your tales?”

Originally posted by dylanobrienbaby

Archie was hesitant. “Yeah, we were friends.”

“What about them?” she asked gesturing to the person in the photo. “I’ve seen the posters around town. I thought this place was a quiet one but so far there’s been a dead body and a missing person.”

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Originally posted by nitratediva

Finn Shelby x Reader

Request: You work at the Shelby office as a secretary and all of the brothers ogle at you during meetings in tommys office through the windows and always talk about how hot/pretty you are. One day, John asks you out and you turn him down and when Finn makes fun of him John bets that Finn won’t ask you out. Finn nervously asks you out and you accept bc he is super sweet and closer in age. The brothers give john a hard time that finns got more game than him.

“She’s just playing hard to get. She’ll come ‘round sooner or later,”

“Yeah, more like never,” Finn cackled.

“Yeah, keep it in your trousers, John, and let the poor girl work,” Arthur laughed. All of the brothers were in Tommy’s office, just finishing up a meeting.

“I don’t need you harassing the only good secretary I’ve got,” Tommy said without looking up from his paperwork.

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“I liked the building, not you.” PT.4

A/N: i hope yall find this is cute af 

Paring: Shawn X Fan

Word Count: 5,003

My phone was ringing from my kitchen. Quickly I pulled up my shorts and was running for it in a struggle. Shawn’s name was plastered across the screen when I reached it and I smiled as I quickly pick it up.

“Hey!” I smiled as I place the phone on my shoulders as I did up the button on my shorts.

“Hi!” He said back through the phone and I could tell just by his voice he seemed happy.

We exchanged the quick, ‘how are you’s’ and ‘goods’ before he paused a moment.

“So… what are you doing today?” he asked, and I could hear his mischievous grin in my brain from his tone.

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2 in the Afternoon-Auston Matthews

Anonymous: Oh my god can you do another Auston Matthews smut?? Maybe where his gf is from Toronto and comes to visit him in Arizona over the summer after being apart for like a month or something?? 

Here you go! Hopefully you like it, I enjoyed writing it. I’ve been watching the Penguins game while editing it, so I’m sorry if there’s any mistakes. 

Requested: Yes | No

Word Count: 2790

Warnings: Smut, Swearing, mentioned start of phone sex, slight dirty talk if you squint.


“It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not at 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.”

Growing up a hockey fan in Toronto was hard. My dad constantly cursing out the tv when there was a bad play or when the Leafs lost. It was like the city was losing hope and going into a downward spiral. Seats were empty, the team was tired.

It wasn’t until 2016 when the Leafs won the first draft spot in the lottery, with the idea that we would finally have found hope in the top draft prospect, Auston Matthews. After having drafted Mitchell Marner in 2015 and William Nylander in 2014, two other hockey hopefuls, we’d finally be getting a third, creating the ideal trifecta young players. Sure there was still great players currently, but we’ve been stuck in such a rut, and these guys are our hope.

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Finally getting to post my stuff about Supernatural Convention in NJ this past weekend. So a month before the convention I was in my supermarket and I found a Jensen coke bottle. A one in a million opportunity it seems like. I had a Jensen autograph so I decided to share it with him. I went up to the autograph table and he saw my picture and laughed at it. Then I said hi again and I showed him my coke bottle. He thought I made the coke bottle but I told him I found it. I legit said that his name exists lmao. I tried to give it to him but he told me to keep it as a good luck charm because obviously Jensen is a hard name to find.


Here’s a full version of the picture I’m currently using as my avatar. Lineart like this is pretty hard for me so I don’t do it too often. This was actually made a couple months ago but that’s pretty recent for me since I’m so slow *nervous laugh*

anonymous asked:

Will you write a Jikook family head cannon? Like a flashback sorta thing? I kinda want it to be angsty but a happy angsty. Like the start, when Jikook got married, then when they got their kids, then when their kids got married, etc etc. I don’t scare how long you make or if you even consider this! Thank you for sharing writing tho! It’s really great! ❤️❤️💖

Thank you so much for the request!! I hope this turns out as good as you hoped it would💖

Jungkook had always been the one to stay cool, calm, and collected. Jimin had freaked out more than Jungkook when he’d met his parents for the first time, bouncing his knee and tapping his fingers until Jungkook would lace their hands together over Jimin’s thigh. 

Now, he was a hot mess. 

He paced back and forth in the hotel room, hands tugging at his hair until he thought he was going to pull it out. There was still 2 hours until the ceremony and Jungkook was sweating like a marathon runner in Texas. 

“Kook, you gotta calm down.” Seokjin stopped his pacing and forced him to sit down on the bed.

“It’ll be fine. You’re getting married today. It’s supposed to be happy!” Namjoon grinned at him as he sat beside him, hand grasping his shoulder like a proud father. 

“Yeah, I know. I’m just worried. What if he doesn’t-”

“No. None of that. Jimin loves you more than anything else in the world and he wouldn’t have said yes when you proposed unless he meant it.” Yoongi cut Jungkook off, looking over at him as he straightened his tie in front of the mirror.

Jungkook took a deep breath, unlocking his phone to look at his background; a picture of Jimin with his face scrunched up as he laughed. It was taken back when they were still dating, about two years into their relationship. 

Jungkook had taken Jimin to an amusement park for the anniversary of their first date and he’d tripped over the corner of a trash can, stumbling and knocking his knee into a bench. He’d bitten his lip and hissed out a string of curses directed at both the trash can and the bench, hopping around on one foot like a broken flamingo pogo stick, not realizing that Jimin was struggling to keep his laughter in.

Motherffffff- ow. Okay, ow. No, I’m fine, just fi-OW. Babe? Can you stop laughing and help me out here. Thanks.” 

He remembered seeing Jimin laugh so hard that he nearly peed himself and thinking that he just couldn’t forget it. Jungkook smiled at the picture, suddenly feeling a lot more confident after recalling how that night ended.

I love you so much.” Jimin had sighed and leaned into Jungkook’s side as the Ferris Wheel took them to the top, smiling at the view before Jungkook would kiss him silly.

I love you, too.”

The fond memories made adoration and happiness swell inside Jungkook’s chest, pushing any worries out of the way.

“Okay, I think I’m good.” He’d stood up and walked towards the bathroom to shower before throwing his suit on and fixing his hair. 

Jimin thought he was going to be the one to cry during the ceremony, but there he was walking down the aisle as he saw tears falling from Jungkook’s eyes, a watery smile greeting him when he reached him. 

“Baby, why are you crying?” Jimin would chuckle softly and wipe the tears from Jungkook’s eyes before having to wipe his own.

“I’m marrying the love of my life, I’d be worried if I wasn’t crying.” Jungkook would make Jimin giggle before they turned to the officiant. 

Jimin would take Jeon as his last name, which caused a giant grin to grace Jungkook’s face as he whispered it after they’d been declared married.

“Jeon Jimin, may I kiss you one more time?”

“You’d better.”

The reception would be amazing. Taehyung gave the sweetest, funniest, most embarrassing best man speech before wishing happiness and everlasting love to the both of them. Yoongi could only smile and shake his head when Taehyung would pull him to the dance floor to slow dance. Hoseok would get drunk and dance like his life depended on it; it would make for a great wedding video.

And the honeymoon would be in Hawaii. Beautiful sights and amazing activities that Jimin would swear they’d see the next time they came since they didn’t so much as leave the beach house for the entire week they were there.


Three years after they got married, Jungkook would mention adopting kids.


“Hmm?” Jimin would hum as Jungkook wound his arms around his waist, kissing the side of his neck before resting his chin on his shoulder.

“How would feel about being a father?”

Jimin would choke on his water, turning around to face Jungkook with an arched eyebrow.

“I don’t think that’s possible, babe. At least not how we do it.”

“No, no. I mean, adoption.” Jungkook would squeeze his hips and smile down at Jimin softly.

“Are you sure?” Jimin would have to ask, hands cupping Jungkook’s face as he waited for an answer.

“Of course. I want us to have the family we’ve always talked about.”

And that would begin their 8 month process of applying and getting rejected over and over again, reapplying and finally, finally, getting accepted. After 6 months of waiting after being approved, they’d bring home 7 month old Taehyun.

“Hey, buddy. I’m your dad.” Jimin would feel tears prick his eyes when he saw Jungkook hold their son for the first time.

(Taehyung would tear up when they’d told him that they named their son after him. And he definitely cried when they asked for he and Yoongi to be the Godparents. Yoongi even teared up a bit, even if he wouldn’t admit it.)

Two years later, Jungkook would get the same feeling when Jimin held their 4 month old daughter, Sungwoo, for the first time.

Throughout the next four years, they’d adopt one more child; a 2 year old boy, Chanhyuk.

By the time Chanhyuk had graduated college, Jimin and Jungkook would be getting ready to attend Taehyun’s wedding. 

Taehyun had gotten married early, at 24 years old, even earlier than his fathers. He’d met his wife on a school trip to Seoul, asked her out within the first week of meeting her, and proposed four years later. They’d gotten married two years after they’d gotten engaged and Jimin had cried like a baby during the ceremony.

“He grew up so fast!” 

“Shh, baby. I know, I know.”

“I can’t believe he’s already getting married. It seems like just yesterday he was saying ‘Papa’ for the first time.”

“Baby,” Jungkook would hold Jimin’s face in his hands, still feeling as in love as the day they got married, “we did a good job.”

Four years later, Jimin would cry at Sungwoo’s wedding, and four years after that, Jungkook would cry at Chanhyuk’s wedding. 


Once they’d reached their sixties, Jimin and Jungkook could only smile at each other when their 7 grand kids rushed the living room on Christmas eve, shoving each other like they used to do with their friends fifty years ago.

And at night, when their kids had left with their own children, Jungkook would kiss Jimin’s head and smile to himself.

“I can’t believe I was worried for nothing.” 


anonymous asked:

The glue epic touched me in all kinds of places, and now my ribs hurt because I laughed so hard. I really want to send you cookies because you deserve it after that crap. And my question is: should I be concerned that your mention of the Glue Fairy made me think "I'd like to meet the Glue Fairy, and possibly sniff her a little - discreetly - because the whole idea makes me curious."?

I drew a picture of the Glue Fairy:

And here’s the little girl that got captured by witches:

I’m working on one for Elmer, the god of Cheap Adhesives. 


I was randomly invited to join the group ops, I’d only bought the solo op with Rich, and I was like “omg really!?” like thank you amazing people!!!?

First pic is @cheyentjj ’s op and she let me join and said “totem pole with funny faces”. I feel like she and Rob were better at making weird faces than Rich and I were. But I love it! And it was so hot cause Rich literally told me “get on the floor. Get on your heels, get all the way down” and I died.

Second with @hudine @pepperwoodatnight @cheyentjj and I don’t know if the others have tumblr ahahaha, we let Rob pick the pose. He said “were a basketball team and taking a team picture and were looking tough” but Tess was smiling and Rich was like “that’s your angry face!? I’d hate to see you happy!” and everyone laughed and then he made these weird grunting noises and it was so hard to keep the tough face on 😂

Third one, solo op, oh dear god!!!!! Inspired by @madame-marilyn’s op with Rich cause I love it and asked if I could do the same and I could. So I showed him the pic was he was like “sure! Yeah!” And god his hands felt so good…. then I said thanks and he said “my pleasure” and I died again… ha… I’m loving Rockwood so much.

anonymous asked:

I feel like this has been done before but, concept, the zimmermanns recreating The Photo after the falconers win the Stanley cup

oooooh anon you have hit a humor trifecta for me here: people recreating childhood photos, hilariouslyembarassing!dadbob, and any mention of strange babby jay-z. so here we go:

so a few years after jack joins the falconers, they win the cup. it’s amazing, and emotional, and crazy etc. bad bob is so damn happy for his son. it’s been a rough go at times but he’s so happy jack has achieved this major goal. 

shortly thereafter, feeling a bit nostalgic, he is looking through old pictures when he comes upon it, *that* picture. how had he not busted this one out before? its hilarious. and sometimes when you’re a parent you get to embarrass your kid a little. so his wheels start spinning as to what he’s going to do with this lovely photograph. he’s scrolling through facebook (or something) later when it hits him. he has the perfect idea. but he’s gonna need to recruit a little help…

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anonymous asked:

Got any anime recommendations that aren't over the top/edgy/moe? Something someone who's not a huge weeb would enjoy. I've already watched Mob Psycho and enjoyed it a lot. Thanks!

Ahh I’m glad you liked Mob Psycho too! I really hope it gets a 2nd season eventually since the manga gets really REALLY intense

as for recommendations

Space brothers:

My all time favourite anime, it’s a slice of life, heartwarming and overall feel good show but at the same time it’s very mature and realistic. All the characters are adults which is super refreshing too! It’s got its dramatic and serious moments too but honestly everything about it so well fleshed out and written that you get attached to all of the characters even the very minor ones. I don’t think I’ve seen something that’s made me feel so hopeful about the future haha

Also realistic and well researched depictions of astronaut training which is nice because I love space 


I post about it quite a bit in here because after space brothers, it’s my 2nd favourite anime of all time haha It’s a really good thriller anime and I don’t think I’ve seen any other show that has genuinely grabbed me as much as this one, it feels less like you’re watching an anime and more like a mystery movie

Guillermo del Toro wanted to make a live action adaptation of it but I don’t really know what happened with that in the end tbh

Ping Pong the Animation:

Now I have to admit the artstyle for this one is very unconventional and might take a bit to get used to but it is REALLY GOOD, even if you don’t like sports anime (which I don’t like much either), the anime is more of a coming-of-age story that uses ping pong to push the narrative and the ending nearly made me cry tbh the characters are all lovely and it has good music too!

Cromartie High School:

This is a high school comedy anime but centered around young delinquents and honestly it’s just….special, it really made me laugh more than anything kind of hard to explain this anime so I’ll just leave this picture of it


Most people I know have already watched this one but it is also a very good action thriller, im sort of running out of time to write these so I’ll just say please check it out HEHEH

anonymous asked:

do you ever think about lorelai's phone wallpaper? i think it's a picture of luke and rory

“How often do I have to tell you to take that picture away from your phone’s background?” Luke said with more reproach than usual; his voice dragging along in the almost deserted diner.

It was one of the things they had been bantering back and forth lately, next to the obvious three other topics: food, coffee, and movies. When he said A, she said B, and when he finally decided to agree with B she was suddenly a fan of A or even worse with option C.

“It’s a cute picture.” Lorelai sat at the counter and admired the photo of Luke standing at the stove, while Paul-Anka sat at his feet, looking up at him with anticipation. “My two cute little boys.”

“Cute and I don’t mix,” he grunted.

“Oh, you do, honey.” Over the years, Luke had proved to her on several occasions how cute he can be. She smiled at him, reliving one of these fond memories.

“Change the picture,” Luke demanded. “People don’t need to see me like this.”

“What people look at my phone?”

“All kinds of people.” Luke shrugged. “The entire town. And Babette doesn’t need to know how I look like at home. Besides, the angle you took this form is off and the lighting you used on me is horrible. Again.”

“What is so odd about the picture? You’re flipping burgers there, which you do for your living here too. It is nothing people haven’t seen you doing before,” Lorelai pointed out, frowning. She had no clue where the problem with this was.

“I’m not wearing any shoes.”

“It’s coming down to you being insecure about your socks?” Lorelai’s mouth dropped open, but also a chuckle got stuck in her throat. This story would be discussed the next time their two girls would be over at dinner. It would be a smashing hit.

“Why did you use me as your background anyway? You always use Rory. Or Paul-Anka. Or a photo of the both of them together. Or Hello Kitty. Or whoever celebrity you’re obsessed with.” He caught his breath and then sighed. “Basically, everyone’s on your phone’s wallpaper but me.”

“See, that’s why I needed to change it to you because you’ve never acted as my background. It’s about time, we are married now.” She raised her left hand, where the wedding ring was sitting on her ring finger. She got off the stool and was about to leave the diner with this. All was said and done, and work called her again. 

Luke was able to call after her, “If you haven’t changed it by tonight, I won’t give you any coffee for the rest of the week.”

It only made her shake her head because he would never dare to do that. Lorelai knew it was an empty threat.

However, she was glad Luke didn’t know about the photo she used as her wallpaper at her work’s computer. It was a picture of their wedding, not one of the posed pictures, but right the moment when Lorelai tried to smash some of Sookie’s cake in Luke’s face. The horrid look on his face was her favorite and made her laugh when work (or Michel) was giving her a hard time.

When she came home at night, Luke was already cooking. And after they had discussed their respective days, Luke asked, “So, have you changed the picture on your phone yet?”

“No,” Lorelai said, wrinkling her nose. “Besides, I was thinking.”

“Never good for me,” Luke muttered, but Lorelai caught it anyway.

“Hey!” She whacked his arm, and then continued, “I’d like to change it to a proper picture of you. So, I’m officially asking for your permission to use a photo of you as my wallpaper.” She narrowed her eyes at him. “See how good I’m at this martial compromising?”

“You’ll only use a photo that I approve of?” Luke asked.

“Yes,” Lorelai said, keeping the picture on her work’s computer a secret. They were not talking about that.

“Alright,” Luke agreed and gave Lorelai several options of photos to use. He knew she liked changing her background picture ever so often. Better give her back-up pictures now, before he had to go through this conversation every day. He especially liked the family picture of the wedding, with their two girls. It always made him smile how they became one true family that day. 

Luke cleared his throat and then said, “Do you think-” His voice broke.

“What is it?”

Luke rubbed his neck nervously. He was not sure how to bring this up. The triumphant look Lorelai would be flashing him all evening after this question would be unbearable, but he had to go through with this. His three girls smiling at him whenever he opened his phone was such a pleasing thought. “How can I change the picture on my phone?” 

I had planned to do a different set for this week for STAR WARS recs and I wanted to give myself a chance to build up a few more fic recs before posting again. But then this week had some amazing fic and I couldn’t pass them by because they were so incredibly good and I had to flail immediately.

Split the Night by Zinga763, obi-wan & anakin & ahsoka & maul & some anakin/padme, 7.8k wip
  Darth Maul knows exactly how to break Kenobi. In which Maul targets someone other than Satine, and it changes Obi-Wan and Anakin’s lives, along with the galaxy’s.
untitled Supreme Chancellor!Obi-Wan fic by stonefreeak, obi-wan & anakin & ahsoka & yoda & palpatine & cast, 4.2k
  So here we go, updates about the Inhibitor Chips, more about what Palpatine does and does not know, Obi-Wan being Tired™ and needing a damn nap, and Anakin and Ahsoka having a good time and discussing the Order as it is and once were. Enjoy!
Broken by lilyconrad, obi-wan/anakin & ahsoka, NSFW, sith!obi-wan, dark themes, pay attention to the warnings!, 38.6k
  The Twins are unstoppable enforcers of the Emperor’s will, the sun and moon that hang in the black void of his rule. It is said they are not the same age and that under their hoods they do not look alike, but they fight as one entity, silent and terrible as an eclipse in a spring sky.
Tano and Kenobi by FireflyFish, obi-wan & ahsoka & hondo & sifo-dyas & qui-gon & mace & cast, time travel, 93.7k wip
  Master Skywalker always said “The Force works in mysterious ways” and Ahsoka Tano has to admit, getting thrown backwards in time by about forty years was very mysterious.
Stoking the Hearth by ilyena_sylph, Merfilly, obi-wan/anakin/padme, NSFW, 8.4k
  Finally, all three of them have time and the ability to get away and share one another.
Tired Soldiers by LibraryMage, obi-wan & ahsoka, 1.4k
  After leaving Malachor, Ahsoka goes to Tatooine to find Obi-Wan.
Caleb the Fool by ambiguously, kanan & ahsoka & luke & leia & hera & depa & cast, 37.6k
  Fourteen years have passed since Anakin Skywalker killed Chancellor Palpatine then fled into sanctuary with his wife. Now the Skywalker twins have come before the Jedi High Council to request training in their powers. This is only the beginning of Caleb’s problems.
Abduction by Mishael, thrawn & eli, 26k
  After the battle of Atollon, just as Thrawn is mourning the absence of a trusted companion, an unexpected opportunity presents itself. But that’s not the only unexpected thing he will have to face.
Patience, Anakin by Icse, obi-wan/anakin, d/s, assassin’s creed fusion, ~1k
  Anakin wants attention and for once he chooses to do it the right way. SW/AC crossover, but you don’t need to know the AC universe.
untitled by glare-gryphon, obi-wan/anakin, modern au, sugar daddy au, 1.3k
  Anonymous asked: No no no. By all means. Write a sugar daddy! Obi one shot. With sugar baby!ani I’m assuming? Oh dude. Definitely do it
No Regrets by Icsek, obi-wan/anakin/padme, 1.4k
  Prompt: Give me the au where Padme and Obi-Wan are planning on getting rid of Palpatine but Anakin beats them to it first and everything is okay and nothing hurts and Anakin gets to be happy.
Failures of Rhetoric by Mithrigil, obi-wan/satine, nsfw, 3.2k wip
  Diplomacy is an art that requires years of refinement. Satine doesn’t appreciate Ben’s many failures. Or, five times Obi-Wan Kenobi should’ve kept his trap shut. And once he should have said something, anything, anything at all.
untitled by delicatefury, obi-wan & anakin & satine, ~1
  She takes a moment to look at the blue projection of a waiting Jedi padawan before entering her private comm room.
To Find I’m Not Alone + Wrestling the Angels and the Devils in my Head by MorganEilish, obi-wan/padme & luke & leia, 6k
  Padme survived Anakin’s betrayal, faked her death, and fled to the distant corners of the galaxy with Obi Wan to raise her children.
Pillow Fight by Liana-chan, obi-wan/anakin, ~1k
  ObiWan is tired. And all he wants to do is go to bed. But something is wrong. Terribly wrong…

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A Day at Sea

Summary: Dean takes you out on the water for a day of sailing.

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 1236

Warnings: None that I can see. Fluffily fluff! Some seasickness.

A/N: This is for @thing-you-do-with-that-thing and Kari’s favorite things challenge. My prompt was Sailing. None of the pictures or gifs are mine.

Originally posted by frozen-delight

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