this pic is doing things 2 me

kingsexyass  asked:

What three things do you wanna achieve before the year is out and what is your favourite personal achievement you've made this year so far?

What three things do you wanna achieve before the year is out and what is your favourite personal achievement you’ve made this year so far?

1. Run three 5ks with my daughter.
2. Pay off all my debt except mortgage.
3. Visit another country.

My favorite achievement so far…..honestly that has to be embracing my body for what it is. The reason I’ve been posting the “modeling” pics recently. I’m not ashamed of me. Yes there are things in not happy with but overall I’m proud of how far mentally I have come.



❛ i need a reasonable paying job, something like $2,000 an hour. nothing too wild. ❜
❛ idc (i do care) ❜
❛ ‘are you taken?’ yes bitch, taken for granted ❜
❛ half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is, well, an asshole ❜
❛ you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????? ❜
❛ you will find your home, you will find your place. you will find your people. give it a little bit of time but it will happen. ❜
❛ in order lead a happy life i’m gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit. ❜
❛ any body else here not good at anything??? ❜
❛ you can’t force people to appreciate you. ❜
❛ *puts on baseball cap* i am the dad now… ❜
❛ i fake smart.. like i’m honestly a dumbass idk shit but i know how to seem like i do.. i’m smart-passing.. ❜
❛ every straight woman who ever called her platonic friend her ‘girlfriend’ owes me $50 ❜
❛ i am a professional at misreading tones and overreacting to problems that most likely don’t exist ❜
❛ honestly if i survive the next 3 years of my life, i will be impressed with myself ❜
❛ you can’t cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer ❜
❛ patiently waiting for a kind soul to come along and make everything a little softer, brighter. ❜
❛ honestly i don’t even play an active role in my life, shit just happens and i’m like oh this is what we’re doing now? ok ❜
❛ no offense but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all ❜
❛ imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 an hour ❜
❛ i have finally reached the age of most young adult protagonists yet my life is still uneventful??? where is my cool story??? my cool talents??? @ universe i’m pissed ❜
❛ hello, police? i accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested ❜
❛ *tries to watch 45 minute episode in 20 minutes ❜
❛ please don’t just come in my life, take my heart and leave. please don’t do that. ❜
❛ concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and i’m never tired anymore. the bees are safe. ❜
❛ i can’t believe what walkie talkies are called ❜
❛ the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal ❜
❛ me: *is bitter but is also right* ❜
❛ just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. godspeed, my queen. ❜
❛ i’ve never belonged anywhere, i’m always just in between ❜
❛ too young for unnecessary stress, i gotta live ❜
❛ i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information ❜
❛ i’m like always sleepy. i feel like i should be used to this by now and stop complaining about being sleepy but i can’t. always, i’m sleepy. ❜
❛ lmao no offense… but what’s the point of being mean to people for no reason ❜
❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk ❜
❛ “alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find and enjoy it because i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like.. beer ❜
❛ tfw you’re already fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you can’t bring yourself to do anything to stop it ❜
❛ hey sorry for not replying i didn’t want to ❜
❛ honestly how am i gonna make it in the world???? i get a little teary eyed any time someone compliments my personality ❜
❛ true bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing ❜
❛ *touches your hand and looks seriously into your eyes* i am a piece of shit ❜
❛ lets play ‘how rude can i be until you realize i don’t like you’ ❜
❛ i love drunk me but i don’t trust her ❜
❛ hate when i am wearing makeup and still look shitty like what else am i supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right and exercise??? as if ❜
❛ i’m not on a high horse. i’m not even on a horse. i’m face down in a ditch on the road of life ❜
❛ i hate when people ask me what i would do in their situation because 9 times out of 10 i would literally never be in that situation in the first place ❜
❛ i barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am i even alive ❜
❛ you had me at ‘hello’ and lost me at ‘i think your friend is cute’ ❜
❛ i’m pretty sure by now ‘tired’ is just a part of my personality description ❜
❛ wow i really liked that song now i think i’ll listen to it another seventy times in a row ❜
❛ ‘shit it’s 2 a.m.’ i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i’m surprised ❜
❛ i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade ❜
❛ telling other girls they look pretty is like cracking a glow stick full of positivity and female friendship ❜
❛ i want to be sun kissed and also people kissed ❜
❛ about me: glowing, eating peaches, drinking wine in lingerie, not texting your desperate ass back  ❜
❛ i highly recommend never having feelings ❜
❛ due to unfortunate circumstances, i am awake ❜
❛ i’m gonna solve mysteries so fucking good ❜
❛ what did people even wear in 2008 ❜
❛ i’ll just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  my way through life ❜
❛ you know what sucks? everything bye ❜
❛ me? overreacting? probably ❜
❛ people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience ❜
❛ honestly if i survive the next 3 years of my life i will be impressed with myself ❜
❛ if you listen carefully you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜
❛ any time you like a boy just know you played yourself. always keep that stored in your mind for later ❜
❛ hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof ❜
❛ what i lack in personality i make up for in…….. nothing ❜
❛ me? cancelled ❜
❛ an app that tells you how raven something is ❜
❛ be with someone who will take care of you. not materialistically but takes care of your soul, your well being, your heart, and everything that’s you ❜
❛ i love the infinite multiverse theory because that means there’s a universe where i’ve pulled every single fire alarm i’ve ever seen ❜
❛ name a more iconic duo than the lengths i’ll go to both get attention and to avoid it… i’ll wait ❜
❛ i just want to be treated very gently and smell like vanilla and wear only matte dusty rose lipstick ❜
❛ 2017 is going to be a very healing year because it’s going to force us to accept that 2007 was ten years ago not three and i think that’s the root of our collective issues ❜
❛ i just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality, and help to destroy racism ❜
❛ i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented… i forgot where i was going with this ❜
❛ how is 2016 already almost over?? like this bitch came in, fucked us up, then left like she gave us a gift ❜
❛ supercalifragilisticextentialcrisis ❜
❛ stop breaking your own motherfucking heart ❜
❛ co-napping is a beautiful thing. knock out with me so i know it’s real ❜
❛ *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care, but ❜
❛ it’s not you…. it’s your zodiac sign ❜
❛ i want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing ❜
❛ my heart is filled with hate and swag ❜
❛ ‘i don’t care’ i say, caringly, as i care deeply ❜
❛ i highly recommend never having feelings ❜
❛ we all ugly to somebody, don’t trip ❜
❛ do i have a crush or am i just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me? ❜
❛ my parents were arguing today and my mom said that justin timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this ❜
❛ kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad ❜
❛ everyone’s having their mid-life crisis at like 19 ❜
❛ there are just people out there that are the embodiment of the sun like the things they say do light up the world and make you feel warm they are human sunshine ❜
❛ dermatologists HATE me… everyone hates me. i’m so alone ❜
❛ you know when you realize and you just… realize ❜
❛ a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about ❜
❛ i’m not badass i’m sadass i cry about everything ❜
❛ inspired by animal crossing, i’ve started doing this thing where i mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again ❜
❛ i didn’t know double texting was such a big deal?? i have a lot to say ❜
❛ can someone please just be proud of me like fuck i’m trying ❜
❛ cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell you partner ‘my spidey senses are tingling’ ❜

(  you can find the other popular text posts memes on my old blog: 1, 2 )


I usually keep my mouth shut about things like this, but I’ve been awake since 2:30am and am after a 15 hours long work day and this just pissed me off..

Hi, my name is Roni and I’m Israeli.

Looking at these pics, do I look like what you think an Israeli looks like? Probably not. And that’s because my grandparents came from Poland. I’ve had more people think I’m Irish than Israeli.. You hear Israel and you think Middle Eastern because that’s where we are located, but a lot of Israelis have European and Eastern European origins, and look more European than Middle Eastern.

The problem is that most movies/tv shows portray Israelis as that image of Middle Eastern you think we are: olive skin, dark hair, dark eyes. And some of us do look like this. But not all. But hell, when I was working background I couldn’t submit myself to NCIS when they were looking for Israeli looking people because I didn’t fit that description, even though I was born and raised in Israel.

So please, please, lay off the casting of Chris Evans in “Red Sea Diving Resort”. Stop buying into stereotypes and just trust that they cast the right guy for the part based on talent, not what you think the character should look like.

And on a side note, I’m just crossing my fingers that they’ll shoot at least part of the movie here in Israel and that my fantasy of bumping into Chris on one of my flights will come true.. 😉


I use my photoshop skills to make more memes. Why am I like this.


kiwisatsuma  asked:

all of these old pictures from lin's twitter are TERRIBLE and AWFUL and TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH frankly

fuckin tell me about it? i started on his @ mentioned photos too before i remembered i have like, actual things to do with my life that aren’t just twitter-stalking and looking at this kind of travesty:

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.


okay so I was tagged by @flower-taemin to do this bias x selfie tag and I tried to be fake cool so here you go. Too bad the only clothes I own are black so..and I only had a dead flower… #low budget

anyways I will tag @choiminoh @leejinklies @blingjonghyun @tofnew @sataeminism @silverznight and.. anybody else who wants to do this c: of course no obligation!!

the signs as things my friend anna has said
  • Aries: He dumb but I like him
  • Taurus: me, everyday: what the hell sebin
  • Gemini: im layin in bed its 9:30pm time is wild
  • Cancer: "u look like a guitar"
  • Virgo: i, too, am switching lanes when i see that pic
  • Libra: i impulse bought a 16 pack of face masks off amazon earlier
  • Scorpio: dont ever spend $$$ on me fool
  • Sagittarius: she runnin away w/ ur $$$
  • Capricorn: i cant stop him from being beautiful if thats what ur suggesting
  • Aquarius: i cant do this im going 2 sleep bye
  • Pisces: wgat tg efock,,,, my hear t is screaing

Jeongguk x Puma shots for @jeon-gguk

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anonymous asked:

Don't you ever feel bad or weird speculating about other people's lives that actually want their relationships and their private lives private and just want to show the content they make?

no because: 

1. i don’t “speculate” in the sense of fabricating things that are unreasonable or untrue 

2. they don’t ONLY share youtube content. they do live shows, they have twitters and instagrams–they frequently tell us more about their lives behind their youtube videos and i don’t draw on more material than that to write about them or talk about their relationship. if they wanted full privacy they could easily achieve it and step back from all social media. but look at their recent pics and tell me if that looks like two people who don’t want anyone to discuss anything but the latest sims video 

3. i’m one person with absolutely no power and sway in the exchange between dnp and their audience. dnp are content creators with massive wealth and influence and they are in a position of power over their fans. one person sitting on a tumblr blog talking about how cute they are together has absolutely no capacity to harm them. arguments about protecting their privacy are well intentioned but ultimately hyperbolic in my opinion bc they don’t need “protection” from people who have far less power than them 

4. as i touch on above, i don’t do anything invasive or empower people who follow me to do anything invasive. i don’t have access to their private communication. i don’t stalk them. i don’t pass off opinion as fact. there are basic boundaries to what i post and say because as much as i don’t have the power to hurt dnp on my own i do respect them as individuals

lol i hope sending in this ask made you feel better, but in my opinion it seems a little smug and self-righteous. unless you want to make a respectful and actually substantive argument for why you think anything i’m doing/saying on this blog is inappropriate, i’ll probs refrain from answering questions like this in future. i hope you have a nice day! x 

Artists Self Rec Tag

When you get this, reply with your favourite five or so drawings, then pass on to about five other artists.

Got tagged by the lovely and loving @lonepiper5758 so let’s see how this goes! Thanks dear <33

Ngl this feels weird? And sorry this is a long post Idk how to format it really 0A0

1. Puppy Kisses-  It was a last minute drawing but I’m truly pleased with how it came out. There aren’t a whole lot of pics I’ve done where I can say I wouldn’t redo some part of it given enough time but I don’t have that issue here? I’m usually a bit nervous posting things with little Maes so for this to get the kind reception it did was pleasantly surprising as well!

2. Sleepless- @ohsnapsnapsparkspark ruined me with one of her drabbles (as she has a habit of doing) and this was one of the results. The lighting and palette were both enjoyable challenges (I’m particularly happy with the foggy raindrop effect achieved on the window) and I was also somewhat proud of myself using those elements to tie this photo set in with another comic.

3. As Old As Time + Character Designs- Man I went through so many versions of this  pic for @the-flame-and-hawks-eye‘s birthday before I ended up right back where I first started: the LA Beauty and the Beast marquis poster. There’s a few things that need a small tweak but overall I’m good with the outcome because it was such a huge experiment? New brushes, new painting style, hundreds of scales CHARACTER DESIGN, maintaining the integrity of the original without flat out copying… yep for not knowing what I was doing I feel pretty good about it! I think it’s the closest I have ever come to achieving the golden ratio *___*

4. Wedding Prompt-  Ok yeah there’s a reason this has been my header for so long.  I’ve always pictured them having a late September wedding and I feel I captured that gorgeously warm, dusky early fall/dying summer lighting. The lace was fun to draw as well and I’m glad you can actually see it in this one XD

5. Moving Forward- It’s old and a bit messy and stiff in some parts but I am damn proud of this idea and the emotional whiplash with which it was executed. I will always treasure it because it brought my sister to tears and that’s not an easy thing to do ^w^

6. Princess Bride AU 1 and 2 - (doing an extra one just for you Paula :D) Ah yes, my most popular post to date. I honestly don’t know how I came up with all this and tied it all together but the result makes me feel quite clever XD It was one of those things that just takes over your whole brain? Like I remember bolting up in my bed at 2:30 in the morning to declare to my sister who Edward would be in this setting.  I just couldn’t stop adding to it. Again some things need tweaking but I’m still content with it overall. Now I’m just waiting for Buttercup’s Baby to be released so I can work bby Maes in too XDDD

Ok enough about me now to hear from some of my favorite people!
@ask-royai-lty @fullmetal-fitblr @thesilentwatcher @murrchow @kristicles @abstractmouse @meiosis2 and @choestoe, you’re up! (no worries if you don’t want to though ^,^)

Swan Song

More power to those that believe and I wish you continued joy in this ship but it is not for me anymore. The end of the voyage is not even about Sam and Cait being together, it is just simply that I can’t fan you or maintain interest if I don’t respect you. Before people get all upset that Cait is a part of this too, yes she certainly is with the back and forth misleading behavior; one day they are wooing shippers and the next day they are calling us crazy or agreeing we should be beaten up. So yes I am massively disappointed in both of them for that. Others will disagree maybe depending on their personal circumstances but for me cheating is a very big deal and it most definitely takes 2 to tango. For a certain ‘former’ actress to be vacationing with her boyfriend one week and then being introduced as the gf about a week later at a stupid lunch we have heard about ad nauseum tells me all I need to know and it doesn’t paint a pretty picture for how long these 2 were carrying on behind someone’s back. Also I cannot forget the nearly year long barrage of innocent women that were quietly fanning in their own corner and the complete and utter silence from Sam. He could have spoken up at any time and owned his truth rather than letting these 2 trolls do it for him but nope he continued to call them friends. No matter how bad things got the response was 'suggest you ignore.’ At this point why should I not believe Sam was fully on board with their behavior as they claimed as he not once refuted it. Which brings me to the childish innuendo game that has been played. Of course he knew what he was doing taking that pic in GA and posting it in the MPC group. Of course he knew that a certain former actress was sharing pics of herself in Scotland. Of course he knew she was sharing a photo of their dumpster fire New Year’s Eve. Of course they knew what they were doing both posting pics from the Matterhorn. Who do you think took the pic of the girl and the Scottish flag face scarf? These are not the actions of a man that values his privacy. These are the actions of someone being intentionally provocative and winding up his fans for his own personal satisfaction. If you think this is a normal or cute way for a 37 year old man to reveal a relationship that’s OK but as a 37 year old myself it’s not to me. This is a man that characterized a certain someone’s pants-less Christmas tree photo as a woman bringing positivity to the world. Yet when actual women like Jess who were running blogs, creating happy spaces and legitimately trying to add some positivity into the world he said nothing and in fact sat back and happily watched the destruction of said positivity. For all that will try to bring it back to Cait, she is just living her life, whatever it is. There’s no innuendo, no games, she just has this guy show up with her to events. They don’t cuddle up for the photogs, they don’t reveal their togetherness on their personal time, nothing. I am not going to comment on the white pant suit at the Piaget event other than to say I am not the least bit surprised. She has been screaming for attention with Sam’s blessing since day 1. At a certain point the words of people that work with you and have an investment in your success just become words when the actions don’t match the words and this version of Sam I have been seeing no longer matches the words nor does it match the guy I really believed him to be at the beginning of this journey. Heck I shelled out a 3 digit sum to have the man’s autograph inhabit the wall space in my house. But the trust I felt and the integrity I used to see is just gone. For those that still believe, I hope you get your happy ending and I do hope that in the end Sam and Cait are worth your time and devotion and that they appreciate the loyalty you’ve shown them. Cheers, peace and good health to all. And go watch 'This is Us’ if you aren’t already, you won’t be disappointed. ✌


Things I really did today (because sadly @grandenoirceur did not come visit me) in the form of pictures:

1) I shook them hips dancing while getting ready (I really do want to try belly dancing classes one day)

2) I ate all the sushi!

3) I hung out with my brother.

4) Pupppppiiiieeessss!

5) My cousins helped take pics for Chad and mine joke and it was so hard to keep a straight face.

6) I found gold Converse shoes at Kohls for $10! 😍😍😍😍😍

7) Had a silly moment with the fam!

8) Looked adorbs in a hat!

9) At work now….boooooooo

Hope you all have been having a fabulous Saturday! 😘😘😘


i was supposed to make around 2/3 more of these but i never got to them 。(*^▽^*)ゞsOo here r lovely quotes from 2 of my favorite actors ╰(✿´⌣`✿)╯♡

IMPORTANT NOTE: vEry heavily inspired by The Lobster movie posters by Yorgos Lanthimos (a greAT MOVIE I LOVE IT! A++) so I wont be taking credit for these since its not my orig idea (⺣◡⺣)♡*

anonymous asked:

How do u make gifs!!! I love them!!

hiii i use photoshop buddy!!!  im so bad at everything especially explaining things but heres a lil tutorial how i do my squiggly-drawing-on-pic gifs. if u want some professional info pls go to

heres my dummy dum tutorial i guess u should have some basic photoshop knowledge for this???????? WHO KNOWS i dont

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Apparently this Time Im giving too much in one reward. Im sorry i couldnt help myself XD.


1.) You can only join the raffle if you followed me before you saw this post.
2.) REBLOGS COUNT. Likes are nice but it wont make you part of the contest. Reblog accounts are fine
3.) Things I wont draw:
Strong Gore

4.) Things Im not good at but am flexible(you can request this at your own risk):
Described Characters

Again, request this at your own risk

5.) Each winner can choose to let me draw only 1 character. When I message you do this:

If its from a fandom then reply in this order:

If its an OC
Send me a reference pic

Anyway lemme explain the rewards:

Note: I do not own some of the character designs I drew here

1st Place.
Fully Colored Fully Everything :V
Thin Lineart

2nd Place
Thicker lineart
Simpler colors
With Background

3rd Place
Waist shot.
Apparently still with background

4th Place
You can tell me whether you want it lineartless or not :^)

Special Award.
Last time there was a fifth place and I added that award as bonus but this time I decided it to be separate. There we can see last time’s winner Lucy.

I will draw a background thingy like those up there inspired by your content and your mobile and non mobile blog colors.

Ive only done this once in last year’s raffle but i do alotta background stuff for my own aesthetic trash to enjoy. (Heck theres even the drawing of me being depressed there as a sample xD)


Raffle Ends in May 30 cuz I might be visiting bacolod(my first time leaving my island). Hope some of you guys live in bacolod :D.

I hope I didnt forget to say anything like last time

I love you guys :3

sim-s-plelife  asked:

Hi ♥ So I was the anon who asked you a few days ago about the dancing doodles on your pictures, and then asked about gimp? I found out how to do it, but it awkwardly skips between frames no matter what I do. I was going to send you an example but we aren't mutuals lol. But I was wondering if you'd be able to help me? -- Side Note ; thank you for blessing my dash with your children ;-;

hi lil buddy!!!! sorry for a late reply!! i wanted 2 help u so bad i was downloadin gimp and my internet was like turtle speed today and it took like 2 hr to DL omg.. but i made u a lil tutorial that if u follow u should be able to make a doodle gif thingy!! 

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shinylostcause  asked:

Hi there! I really hope it's okay to ask you, but would you mind briefly explaining how you do/plan the acrylic standees? I'm thinking about designing one with two standing figures and a background, but I don't really know yet how to plan it or how to order it. It would be a great help! Thank you and I love your art <3

hello @shinylostcause ! Yep I don’t mind~ i’m not the best at explaining this because i mostly just wing it, lol, but i’ll lay out my process:

I take a long ruler and a charm that i know the dimensions of - doesn’t really matter but it’s easier to have a charm/standee/whatever with a character/chibi as the design so as to better visualize the outcome. And there’s no magic tbh, i just take the ruler vertically, and awkwardly(??) gauge how tall/big i want the standee pieces to be, relative to each other. That’s where the charm on hand might come in handy–say, the charm is 6cm tall, and that’s also how tall i want the character to be, so for the background i just roughly figure out how big i want the bg piece to be (by placing the long ruler behind) so that the important bg elements aren’t covered by the characters in front. If you’re having problems visualizing it, photoshop is your pal–

Here’s a sample of what I did for my red+blue on vacation standee:

Use CTRL+R to show the ruler. First adjust the layers on PS however you’d like them to be in size, relative to each other. At this point, for example, you decide that you want the character’s height to be 7cm. Now, select all the layers containing your standee pieces (yes including the bg piece), and shrink/expand in whichever way until the Character layer fits 7cm (using the PS ruler at the side to check). Hit Enter, see how tall that BG layer is now, and bam, those are your measurements. Might or might not be the most accurate way of doing things, depending on how the printer/printing company works, so communication is very important. 

The pic above was mainly for the printer’s reference, but also things you should consider when making 2-piece/3-piece++ standees - placements on the base itself, and how big the base should be to support all your standee pieces. I don’t usually calculate base dimensions - I leave this completely up to my current printer because we’ve worked together long enough that I trust them to advise me on things like this. 

If you’re concerned about how it’ll turn out, i’m sure you can ask for a sample first, and some may even give you suggestions on how to improve your design in an economical way (: Good luck with your standee creation! I didn’t intend this to be that long, but i hope this helped in some way!