So because @swishyhairbarnes is an evil monster, she’s making me pick my top5 Seb Stan looks (wait was it looks or pics?? I’m going with looks because if this was already hard af picking just 5 Seb pics has got to be impossible). Here you go, Adeline, you jerk <3
In no particular order:
#1 Smol Floofy-haired Seb
#2 The SLCC Look of Sin (plus everything that happened at that glorious con)
Bonus: arm porn.
#3 The Outrageous WS Premiere Black on Black Suit
#4 I don’t even know what to call this one other than ‘RUDE’
#5 The Double-brested suit of Doom
And a few honorable mentions because I just can’t not:
Honorable Mention #1 - The Infamous IM3 Premiere Look
Honorable Mention #2 - The Jacket + Jeans Awesome Combo
Honorable Mention #3 - The ‘The Bronze’ Premiere Black on Black Suit
Sterek AU: Derek is the Hale family’s golden boy. He’s smart, quiet, hard-working, helpful, ungodly handsome and Beacon Hills citizens adore him. That’s why everyone tells him to stay away from “that trouble-making Sheriff’s son” - Stiles. Derek’s not sure he can.
ok so i dont REALLY hate him, im just,,,,,,,, annoyed bc hes so pretty??? and dorky??? like wtf???
ALSO he has somehow managed to plague my life specifically (insert pic of the guy from its always sunny in front of the conspiracy corkboard)
like ok so i was a huge cp fan in 2009 when the first star trek movie came out. it was rly obnoxious. i had my entire iphone full of pics of him. (the desert photoshoot ruined me.) he was in the princess diaries 2. im loved him.
anyway, i moved on, grew older, did other things. i get into things like wet hot american summer and dc and shit. then @neighborhoodghostboy reminds me star trek exists. i watched beyond for fully the first time. i rewatched the 2009 movie and into darkness. the spiral continues.
im reminded of my 2009 time and i begin to seethe. how dare this attractive man remind of one of the SHITTIEST times in my life (personal; not relating to cp). then, bc suffering is my passion, i look at his imdb. he’s gonna be in a movie adaptation for a wrinkle in time.
i almost cried.
a wrinkle in time is a very important book to me. i did a project on it in fifth grade, ive known abt it for years. i relate to meg murry more than i should admit. one of my favorite teachers ever had recommended it to me. my family has read it since they were kids. it means A L O T to me.
and this guy,,,,, this dude,,,,, is in it.
basically, this guy has put himself in some of my childhood things too many times. he was in wet hot american summer the show. hes in wonder woman. he’s jim fucking kirk. i can’t take it. let me rest.
tl;dr: he’s basically my childhood dad and i only hate him bc he affects me so much, it’s disgusting.
“Ugh!! That man drives me completely insane!” Caroline was livid on what happened at that days photoshoot for Cosmo Magazine. The whole day was a disaster. What could have been the most exciting day of her whole life was ruined once Klaus made his way into the room. “I hope and pray to the gods that I don’t ever have to work with that man again!”
“What the hell is all this commotion about?! Someone better damn well be dying by the time I come in there.” Katherine was Caroline’s roommate and her rest was much valued, so disturb her and it was your life.
“Kath, please just go back to your beauty sleep. I’m just beyond annoyed right now.” Caroline was trying to distract herself from today’s events by working on her modeling portfolio, you know, typical Caroline.
“No, I can’t. All your yelling has officially woken me up for the day. Now what is your problem? Did the Cosmo shoot not go according to your well thought out plans?” Katherine decided to help herself to her morning coffee to get her up and going. Aside from being Caroline’s roommate Katherine was also a model and was working for the same modeling agency as Caroline.
“Well for starters I was late for could possibly be the most important shoot of my whole career, then my make-up artist uses a shade of blush on me that doesn’t even compliment my cheekbones, and to top it all off that asshole, aka Klaus Mikaelson comes walking in like he owned the whole damn place and everyone in it.” The very idea of Klaus made Caroline’s blood boil. He was the type of man that was beyond gorgeous and he knew it.
Katherine was not really paying attention to what was being said because her mind was still on the other Mikaelson that was getting dressed at that very moment in her bedroom. Elijah Mikaelson was also a model, mostly men’s suits and formal attire and not to mention Klaus’ older brother. Katherine met him at a shoot for Italian Vogue and when she locked eyes on him she became putty in his beautifully manicured hands. They instantly hit it off and went on a couple of dates. They both spent most of the night giving each other multiple orgasms and quite frankly Katherine was just wanting to go back to bed and get lost in him some more instead of listening to Caroline bitch and complain about Klaus which was starting to become a daily routine.“Jesus, this day is gonna be too damn long.” she thought to herself, “I’m gonna need something stronger than this coffee.”
“I was a pretty well-behaved kid, much to my regret.” But by mid-adolescence, it occurred to him that following the rules was ruining his life. “I realized I’d rather not please people and not loathe every minute of existence,” he remembers with a laugh. “So I turned away from all that and started doing what I wanted to do: music.”