this part never fails to make me laugh

“She has autonomy. She has a strong will. But she can’t move. So in many ways her life is my life. It’s bigger than me, it controls me, and it makes me fight like never before. We spend so much time together that she’s a part of me. She knows how important she is to me. She had childhood cancer. Her heart failed three times. And I was by her side the entire time. I never realized that I could love someone as much as this. She could never hurt me. She could never hurt anyone. We always ask her: ‘Are you angry?’, ‘Are you mad?’ And she always says ‘no.’ She laughs when I laugh. And right now I’m trying not to cry. Because she’ll cry if I cry.”

(São Paulo, Brazil)

Lady Catherine: You can be at no loss, Miss Bennet, to understand the reason of my journey hither. Your own heart, your own conscience, must tell you why I come.

Elizabeth Bennet: Indeed, you are mistaken, Madam. I have not been at all able to account for the honour of seeing you here.

Lady Catherine:

Why I love Monster Hunter

Monster Hunter is great game for sure of it’s gameplay, awesome art design and marvelous creatures but what makes me love series even more is these little shots animations [Including the monster’s Ecology shots.]

These short are just few minute long but still they flow full of details of MH world, giving fuzzy warm feeling of these hunters daily life.

They joy together, laugh together , hunt together , fail together

I don’t even know how put on words to feeling i get while watching these, they just suck me in right to this wonderful world of Monster Hunter than i want to part of, being good comrade and help others in need, never giving up ‘cause we are team, doing this missions together.

 That’s what it mean to be hunter, at least to me

What is your guys opinion? What make you love this series?

8

Since I was born, I’ve always been the one with the favorite. I’ve had a favorite doll that I always bring with me, a favorite cousin that I shower with gifts and kisses, a favorite candy that make my teeth rot, and now I have 7 favorite boys that I love so dearly. Probably someday, I’d move on and leave this fan girl life. Maybe I’d find someone that’ll be the center of my universe as you boys are to me right now. But for now, I just want to thank you for everything that you’ve done for me and for everyone. 

To Kim Namjoon, thank you for being the pillar that we all needed. With the eloquent speeches that your members wanted to express but didn’t know how and the expressive lyrics that have not only touched but also comforted peoples’ (fans or not) hearts, you’ve showed us how the right words could save and inspire another person’s life. 

To Kim Seokjin, thank you for bringing laughter and joy to everyone with your old man jokes and your ridiculous confidence. You’ve made us realize that it is always more gratifying to hear other people’s laughter mingling with our own even with the little things we say and do. 

To Min Yoongi, thank you for expressing yourself in the music that you make and the actions that you show. You’ve taught us that even through the most vulnerable of words expressed, one could still be strong and resilient yet even without the presence of words, love can still be felt. 

To Jung Hoseok, thank you for lifting everyone’s mood up every single time. You’ve made us believe that even when we think the world is always against us, there’s always that light at the end of the tunnel and all we needed is a little spark of hope to keep moving forward. 

To Park Jimin, thank you for letting your happiness shine through to your laughter and smiles. You’ve showed us that no matter how sad we’re feeling, a little act of kindness and compassion can be shown through just a little crack of a smile.

To Kim Taehyung, thank you for being and thinking completely out of the box. You’ve showed us the importance of embracing our true selves by being unique and different. and that no mater what anyone says, at the end of the day, how we accept ourselves is what really matters most. 

To Jeon Jungkook, thank you for showing us your will and determination in everything that you do. You’ve inspired us to be the best version of ourselves and made us realize that we can reach our dreams with the right amount of effort and passion for it.

To Bangtan, thank you for the beautiful songs that touch our hearts. the words you’ve written and the lyrics you’ve sung mean more to us not only because they mean a lot to you, but also because we know those words and melodies were made with the thought of us. 

Thank you for showing us your beautiful camaraderie and friendship right from the start.  You’ve taught us that platonic love is as important as every other love there is and that it should never be taken for granted because during times when we feel alone in the dark, only the people who’ve accepted who you are as a person are also the only people who’d hold your hand and never let you walk alone to make you feel that you are never alone in this cold, cold world.

Lastly, thank you for loving us every way you know how. each of you goes out of your way just to let us know that we’re always in your mind, never making us feel that we’re only on the outside looking in. with every tweet, every vlive, and even in speech acceptance stages, you’ve made us feel as if we’re all standing right there beside you, holding your hand and i think that’s what we all love the most about you. I honestly don’t know the right words to say because i have so much feelings that even hundreds of thousands of words could not be enough to express whatever it is i’m feeling right now. All I can say is that I love you guys. So, so much. And that I’m proud of whatever each of you have become in those 4 years we’ve spent with you. 

Happy 4th Anniversary to the beautiful boys who never fail to inspire me, to the playful dorks who never fail to make me laugh, to the gorgeous men who never fail to make my heart hurt just by looking at them, and to the lovable kids who didn’t fail to make me love them with all my heart. 

I love you, 방탄소년단! Let’s be together for a long time! Keep surprising people and let’s show the world why you deserve the world and more.  #4yearswithBTS

Happy happy 34th birthday Mamo-chan!

I’m so grateful that you have been born into this world so and your other fans could discover you. And of course so you could come into the lives of your loved ones. You’re a ray of sunshine and you brightened up more than one of bad days for me. Your smile, laugh and voice never fail to make me smile as well as your personality.

I wish you a wonderful new year ahead and that some of your dreams come true. Please never change and keep growing as a person as well as a musician and as a seiyuu. I wish you nothing but the best and that you will always find reasons to smile. Your smile can light up a room and it simply makes people happy to see it.

You worked hard this part year and I hope you will find some time to relax and spend time with your loved ones. Thank you for everything you have done for me without knowing and it and without knowing I even exist. I will always support you the best I can. You’re simply amazing and I’m proud to be one of your fans. Also please keep making people happy with what you do.

Happy happy birthday again Mamo-chan! You don’t look a day older and your personality still shines as bright as always.


In  celebration of his birthday you can request gifs as well.

He was Just Leaving (Young Remus Lupin x reader)

A/N: my smol bean remus :’)) i may write a part two hehe

Request: Hey I was just wondering if you could write about Remus liking a quirky hufflepuff and Remus is too shy to ask her out so Sirius pretends to flirt with her which makes Remus jealous? It would be amazing if you could! Love your account it never fails to make me smile 😁😊

word count: 631
warnings: none

“You’re staring, mate,” Sirius mutters to Remus who’s got his head propped up with one arm. He watches you as you’re deep in conversation with the rest of your hufflepuff peers. He sees you laughing, holding your book and flipping through the pages, reading passages to your friends.

“Moony!” James yells, elbowing him.

“Hm? What?” Rem snaps out of his haze, falling off the hand supporting his face.

The other two marauders snicker at him. “You really like Y/N, hm?” James waggles his eyebrows.

Remus blushes slightly and clears his throat. “No! What are you talking about?” He glances back over at you; your laughter has all but stopped and he can’t help but smile at your joy.

Sirius scoffs, “So, you wouldn’t mind if I asked her out, then?”

His eyes widen at the thought of his precious Y/N with his jerk of a best friend. “Uh- well, do actually like her? I wouldn’t take her for your type, Pads, that’s all.”

Sirius is grinning at how flustered Remus is getting. “Not my type? She’s absolutely gorgeous! And she’s really nice, funny too. What’s not to like?”

“M'just saying.” Moony shrugs and stands up, grabbing his bag. “I’m going to the library. Got a few books I forgot to return. I’ll see you guys.”

Later, you’re sitting in the library, as well. You and Remus smiled at each other and waved. A large part of you wishes he’d just come over and sit with you. You’ve always been quite fond of him.

There’s a tap on your shoulder. You look up, hoping more than anything that it’s him. “Oh, hey, Sirius.” You greet the dark haired boy standing above you.

“Mind if I sit?” He gestures to an open chair next to you.

You shrug, turning back to your book. “Go ahead.”

He seats himself beside you and places his hand on the pages of your novel, pushing it down to the table. You narrow your eyes at him. “Sorry, Y/N. Just wanted to let you know that I think you’re really, really gorgeous.” He smirks. That’s when you realize his other hand is resting on your knee, sliding up ever so slightly.

Your face flushes and you sit up a little bit. “Well, thanks. Uh- you’re not bad yourself, but I-”

“Hey, Padfoot! Can I talk to you for a minute?” You hear Remus call from a small distance away. There’s a sharp “Shh!!” that follows, but he doesn’t seem to care. You can’t help but feel relieved. Sirius is cool and all, but you’ve kind of got your eye on someone else. Someone who’s taller and reads a lot. Someone who just so happens to be in the library at the same time as you, all the time.

Anyway, Sirius comes back over to sit down, but Remus is right on his tail, pushing him out of the chair. “He was just leaving, actually.” Moony says, through his teeth.

Padfoot gives him a sly grin, “Oh, was I? Alright, then.” And with that he leaves.

“What a guy, right?” Remus laughs awkwardly and clears his throat. “Um, Y/N, I was actually wondering- there’s a Hogsmeade trip this weekend- or a little get together after the quidditch game tomorrow- just- uh- would you wanna hang out sometime?”

You smile widely. “Oh my God. Well, yeah! Yeah, I’d love to.” Dear God, you’re blushing. You’re blushing so much. “I’d better go, then.” You pick up your book and stand up.

“Oh, yeah. Yeah, me too.” He goes back to grab his bag. “So, I’ll see you tomorrow?”

“Yeah.” You nod. “Gryffindor common room?”

“Where else?” He chuckles. “I’ll see you.”

You go your separate ways, butterflies erupting in your stomach. You have a date with Remus.

So I reached my first 1,000 followers over the weekend and I’m just super thrilled and flattered. I’ve never had 1,000 followers on any platform, so this is kind of amazing!  

I don’t even know what to do, but I feel like I should somehow celebrate: if you’re feeling it, send me one fact about yourself and a random prompt. I’ll respond with a fact about myself and a headcanon/ficlet 
**if you’re currently waiting for me to answer one of your asks, it’s coming, I promise! I had a paper to write this week!** 

And, because I have so many incredible followers, I want to use this as an opportunity to tell a bunch of people how much I love them and how they’ve made my first fandom experience just amazing.

warning: this is a long ass post filled with feelings.

The Writer’s Guild
@stevemossington
​ girl please. there are no words. you are my stranger things soulmate, the angst to my fluff, the eggo waffle to my real nilla wafer. thank you for letting me bounce ideas off of you, complain about and celebrate my life, and send you pictures of the birds that are hunting me. i honestly love you, moss. (honestly though, I just read your angsty break up story and i take this all back. you are the worst.) 
@theamiableanachronism my darling penguin, your support has been such a huge part of my writing life and i owe you so many smiles and hugs! your writing is also beautiful and always makes me feel warm inside!
@forfutureglory i remember seeing you pop up in my notifications and being so thrilled that you were another amazing stranger things writer. so glad we got to chatting and i honestly feel so inspired every time i read something you post. 
@dadharbour joe keery! it’s an honour to know you and to have you in my life. never stop making this fandom laugh—we need you!
@eggos-and-promises i admired you from afar for a very long time and it’s an honour to now admire you from nearby. you are truly the queen of gentle thoughts and beautiful moments
@eggo-my-leggo i’m still amazed by how quickly you can write such incredible content, but please don’t ever change. you’re a lovely person and i’m glad we got to chatting!
@ghost-grantaire there is no one better to talk about the ot3 with than you and you give such new dimensions to the teen characters that it brings me life. so thank you.


The Stranger Crew
@promiseleven you’re the leslie knope of this fandom, i swear. your thoughtfulness, optimism, and enthusiasm never cease to amaze me & I am so happy to have you as a friend. 
@supercomsandeggos and @raesberri and @stranger-art-things i just can’t believe you three exist in the same universe that i do. you’re each so multi-talented; your art and your writing are so beautiful and unique and every time i see y’all on my dash my heart does a little dance. 
@strangerwhee11ers there is no one nicer than you in the entire fandom, i mean it. i always feel so welcome when talking to you and your sense of humour/punning abilities never fail to make me laugh.
@baileytsample you are such a smart and endearing human and i’ve learned so much from your linguistics factoids. you’re angst is on point and you are such a good friend to everyone. so glad you’re part of this fandom
@themikewheelers you’re a leader in this fandom and another multi-talented superstar with a stellar sense of humour and the fact that you are a fan of percy jackson just makes me giddy! 

@scienceisneat // @jemmahearteyessimmons // @thelasttitanslayer // @ashy-le-mashy // @reedstrangerthings // @cherrysconesandtea​ — you are all lovely and incredible and I haven’t frequented that chat in a little while, but it’s been so great having a chance to know you and follow you. your blogs and your content are always a welcome sight on my dash.


@gaywillbyers mars, you’re an angel. i don’t think i’ve ever met anyone i wanted to be irl friends more than you. keep that byeler fluff coming because it chokes me up every time. 
@the-weirdo-on-maple-street emma, you were the first stranger things blog i ever followed and no regrets on that because you are such an awesome human and i love both your blogs.
@justice-for-benny you are one of the coolest people i know, online and in real life. thanks for being such a constant darling and a kickass benny supporter. 
@richiegayzier​ the original angst queen—you’re my smolest friend and i adore you, even if you relish in the pain you cause us!
@bichaelwheeler​ there are so few words i can say to thank you for all the support you’ve given to my writing since the beginning. you were one of the first people to leave meaningful comments on my fics and i will forever appreciate how much thought you put in to your interactions with authors on this fandom. speaking on behalf of them, thank you so so much. 


and there are so many other mutuals i love and admire from afar and who i want to know better. i’m honestly the worst at starting conversations though (i’m so dorky). i will honestly make a more concentrated effort to let you all know how much you mean to me. for the time being: follow these lovelies: 

@sincerely-millie // @milevenge // @m11kee // @strangerthings-meb // @wheezingwheeler // @strangerhypnosis // @milevenmirkwood // @elevenseggbros // @upsidedownwaffle // @youffievalentine // @aestheticallypleasingsarcasm // @dazzlingtiredeyes // @myheartisfullofstrangerthings // @shesavedus // @telekineticeggos // @crazyliketheworld // @youlookpretty-good13 // @deeplysunkissed // @atimeofwhichwehavenoknowledge // @im-cool-please-like-me​ // @itcouldbendoritcouldbreak​ // @uppercasebread​ // @the-strangest-th11ngs​ // @hawwkins​ // @coffeecoffeecoffeeinaniv​ // @willbyers​ // @jewishstanuris​ // @rosy-el​ // @saltyditty​ // @eggosthings​ // @finnxwheeler​ // @beautifullyflawed25​ // @cloeggo​ // @sstrangerthaneleven​ // @eggogorgon​ // @thecastlebyers​ // @stardustperalta​ // 

if i forgot anyone (which i probably did) i’m so sorry! send me a message! 

I Lost A Friend

This isn’t my usual tickle-related content, so just be weary of that. But it is something I’d like people to read. So please, give it your time.

Today, seeing as it’s just past midnight, is the 5 year anniversary of the death of one of my closest friends. He was only 21. I remember getting the phone call one random day at Uni. Another friend, informing me of the details. He sounded like he didn’t know how to tell me. I don’t think I knew how to react. I just said “thank you”. I sat there in my room all day. Just sitting. I kept thinking “why am I not crying? Why am I not screaming?”. I felt awful, like I didn’t care. Of course I was just in shock. I hadn’t processed it. But I’ll never forget feeling awful for not immediately breaking down. After a few hours it hit me. And trust me, I broke down then. I’m not typically an emotional guy, but I was then. I couldn’t stop sobbing.
A few weeks later I went back home for his stone-setting. I met with his family. Gave them some pictures of us. We shared good memories and grieved together. I can see the look on his 7-year old sisters face now. Like she didn’t understand why all the adults were sad. Like she was concerned about us. It was devastating for his family and I felt so helpless to do anything. I felt like my even being there reminded them of their son. Of what they lost.
Then that night some of our friends went camping in his memory. He loved to camp. He always said it was funny because he was gay and was “the campest man for many reasons!”. We sat there and reminisced into the early hours. We argued at one point, about some trivial detail, fuelled by loss. Like somehow yelling at each other about something that got out of hand helped us to air our issues with life being unfair. It was a good night. We were together.
But more than any of that, what sticks out in my mind is the last time I saw him before he passed away. I had just gotten home from Uni for a week off. We hadn’t talked in a bit cos I’d been away. As I was walking through the train station I saw him. Waiting for someone. He hasn’t seen me. I was already late to meet my family so I just ran around, saying in my own head I’d message him later, catch up with him while I was home. I’d see him soon enough. I didn’t. I didn’t message him. I was always too busy. I didn’t reach out to him because I thought why should I? Let him reach out. Let him do it. I didn’t see him again. I had walked away from my last time seeing him. I never got to tell him how much he impacted me. How much I loved him. How much he meant to me, as a friend, even if we weren’t talking. Today, for every year for the rest of my life, I’ll always remember the time I failed to put aside my own feelings and reach out to someone who was a part of my life. If only to say “Thank you. For making me laugh. Being there for me. Arguing with me. Protecting me. Sharing your life with me. I’m sorry I let my pride and whatever we both did let us drift apart, and that I was a bad friend or you were a bad friend or I did this or you did that it doesn’t fucking matter. It just doesn’t fucking matter. I’m sorry. But thank you”.

Folks, that will haunt me until the day I die. The pain. The memories. Our failings. All of it. It will haunt me.

I know I never ask this of people, but could people reblog this around the community if they read it? Share it as much as you can. Not for my story, but for what I’m about to ask next.

Message someone you haven’t spoken to in a while. Maybe you didn’t speak because of a fight and you’re not talking? Maybe you just let it drift? Maybe you just haven’t found time? Regardless, message them. Even if it’s just to thank them for being part of your life. For being there for the good times and bad. Just tell them “thank you”.

And if you get a little “thank you” messaged to you, consider replying. Think about what it feels like to lose someone. Forever. To have no chance at getting them back in your life. And please do what I failed to do. Put it aside. Just talk. Even if it’s just a catch up. Thank them back. Make the effort.

I’m sorry this wasn’t a more fun thing to read, but thank you for reading. And please please do what I ask. Share it around and take part. I want everyone in the community to be able to do this. Just for today. Just for my friend. Just for a 21-year old lad, who none of you knew, and who never knew how grateful I was for him.
Reach out. Build back bridges. Don’t let it be too late.

Thank you. Both on my behalf, and his.

Recommendations and reviews

Notes: I actually cant believe my last recommendations and reviews hit nearly 100 notes I’m blown away, thank you so much for all the support, I really enjoy doing this for you guys and I hope you all find the story’s I pick as fantastic to read as I did.
So this week I’ve picked 10 story’s from different authors for you to try, I’m working my way through my list of blogs I’m following, so I can bring some of the classic story’s back as well as recent ones, enjoy these ones they are pure brilliant.

So the first fic on my list is called, ENOUEMENT written by @serzhantkris, this story is 24 parts long, it is one of the most creatively written fics I have read, it tells the story of Bucky and reader, how they fell in love and journey they went through, but its told in reverse-chronological order, it will have you crying, and laughing, while on the edge of your seat, it is beautifully told and touches your heart.

The next one is called SHATTER ME by @flightofthefantasies, this is 2 parts long with a sequel called IN MY DREAMS. I love this story, I was literally on the edge of my seat reading the whole thing, its a Bucky and OFC fic, which is all I’m giving away of it without ruining the story for you. The ending of this fic is amazing, its full of shocks, twists and turns. It may only be 2 parts long with the squeal being one part but, the imagination that went into it is brilliant.  

Number three is called DON’T SAY ANYTHING by @cumonbucky and is 12 parts long.
I followed this story from the beginning, and it never failed to amaze me with every chapter. It is emotional and heart-breaking but has a great amount of humour and fluff to, Its about the reader having feelings for Bucky, but he has feelings for someone else.
I cried, laughed and wanted to punch Bucky many times during this fic, and the ending is something you will newer see coming. The passion and detail gone into this fic blew me away every time.

Next is a story called T.R.O.U.B.L.E by @itsanerdlife and is 9 parts long
This story is very different from most story’s, its based on a brother ad sister working with the avengers, he’s an agent and she’s an assistant, who also happens to be having a secret affair with Bucky, oh and the brother isn’t his biggest fan, what could go wrong. Its brilliantly written with angst, humour and Bucky being a sweetheart, I love how he is portrayed in this story, it also shows how women have rights to independence and how strong they can be.

This one is called NEVER SAY NEVER by @fictionalmemoirs and is 13 parts long with a squeal called TIES THAT BIND being 15 parts long.
This is a ABO fic, I’m a huge fan of ABO fics and this is one of best ones I have read, it is truly amazing and beautifully written. This fic stuck with me ever since I read it, its so creatively written. Its about the reader being an omega but not wanting to bond or have an alpha, till a certain metal armed soldier comes along, but the challenges they go through to bond and be together will have you crying, gasping and holding your breath till the very end. Bucky is amazingly portrayed in this fic, kind, caring, protective, strong and just Bucky being Bucky. I can tell you enough how much if a good read this is, it is a story I will always go back and read many times.

Ok so the next one is called I TOLD YOU SO written by @alphaabucky and is 3 parts long. It may be a short story but it is beyond brilliant, based on bucky and reader being together, she goes on a solo mission and discovers things about herself she didnt know and Bucky well lets just say don’t mess with his girl. The way he is portrayed in this fic is a breath of fresh air, he’s confident, and protective, with a I’m in charge attitude while still being sweet and caring. This fic can get a bit dark in some places but is extremely creative and in a league of its own.

Number 7 is called WRAITH written @the-witching-hours12-3, and is 13 parts long. This fic is based on the civil war film with a twist. The reader was at hydra along with Bucky, and joins the fight against iron man. I love how the reader is portrayed in this fic as a strong independent women who can kick ass. The imagination that went into this fic and the twists and turns are amazing. I highly recommend this one.

The next one is called the ASSET written by @metalarmproblems and has 14 parts with a epilogue. This story is based on Bucky and reader discovering there past both separately and together. It is full of suspense, angst, fluff and nail biting action. The detail and the plot are written incredibly well. And the ending just blew me away.

Right two more and we are done hope you guys are still with me. This one is called AND YOU WILL FIND ME @heartmade-writingbucky and is 9 parts long. With a squeal called WAITING IN THE WIND which is 8 parts long. This fic is a completely different story line based on Bucky and reader being friends but the other avengers have no clue about it till she gets kidnapped. It is full of angst, fluff and heart stopping action, the ending will shock you and the squeal will blow you away, the creativeness and imagination that went into this fic blew me away, and I couldn’t stop reading It, it is a beautifully written fic.

Ok last but not least number 10 is called WAKANDAN ADVENTURES by @sgtjbuccky and is 13 parts long.
Now this fic has a special place in my heart, I followed it right from the first chapter, it was posted at a time in my life where things were not great and I was struggling, this fic gave me a distraction and helped me get through the days. The detail and description gone into this fic is unbelievable. It is based on Bucky and the reader and there adventures and journey while in wakanda. To me this fic would make a great movie to fill in the gap between civil war and infinity war, it never failed to make me laugh, cry and want to punch Bucky a few times and I would recommend it to everyone.

Thank you for taking the time to read this, a couple of things if you read the story’s mentioned in this post please leave feedback to the author, they work extremely hard on their writing and deserved to have it acknowledge just a small comment they really do appreciate it, and if you have any trouble finding the fic, let me know and I will send you a link to them. Thank you for reading hope you enjoy them.

mel x

CHRISTOFFER SCHISTAD IMAGINE PART 3

A/N: this is really rushed, i’m sorry for the delay and if it sucks.

word count: 1k?

pairing: christoffer x female reader (sorry!)

PART 4

masterlist 


You could’ve paid good money right now for having an identical twin, that’s how much you wanted to skip the party and stay home binge watching something that you’ve already seen four times. The truth was that you didn’t, so as days went by agonizingly fast, you found yourself at Eva’s place getting ready.

Vilde and Eva were still picking dresses when you decided to sit down next to Chris. You couldn’t help but let out a small sigh.

”What’s up girl?” She asked, actually looking concerned.

”This party stresses me out a little. I would rather be home than here, but can’t help it can I?” You were staring at Vilde, who was probably blabbering about just how dreamy is William.

”Sure you can, but Vilde and Sana will kill you. I wouldn’t want to see Sana mad to be honest, she would probably be quite scary then.”

”Yeah” was all that you could say, before Chris went on.

”It’s going to be okay, you know? Flirt with my name twin and try to get his hot friends hook up with me if I fail in it.” She said with a wink, earning a laugh from you. She never failed to make you feel better.

”Uhhuh, got you.”

Few seconds later Vilde and Eva announced that they were ready as well and that you could all leave now.

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The place where the part was held at wasn’t that far away, so it took you only 10 minutes to get there by foot, much to Vilde’s dismay. She wanted someone to drive so she didn’t have to walk in her incredible high heels for a party, her words not yours.

Vilde walked up and rang the bell a few times, before someone opened it. Neither one of you recognized the boy, but Chris immediately started to flirt with the stranger only making Sana roll her eyes and walk inside. You gave a quick look to Eva and Vilde, before shrugging and joining Sana inside.

You were glad to find out that the party wasn’t huge, since crowds freaked you out sometimes. You had still managed to lose all your friends in the matter of seconds, making you groan under your breath memories flooding back from the first party you had attended with Vilde. Christoffer was there too, hell, you had even flirted with him a little and had enjoyed it. If you were honest, it scared you a lot to be around him. There had to be a reason all the girls were drooling for him after all?

You pushed the thought aside, making your way to the table where all the drinks were. A grimace found its way on your face when you saw the liqueurs that there was, they all sucked. Even so, you started to make your own drink when you felt someones arms wrap around you. Your reflexes kicked in, making you literally kick the person.

You turned around, only to see Chris on the floor groaning in pain. You felt somewhat happy that it was him who got kicked.

”We really need to talk about where’s the limit, even if I like it rough I don’t like being kicked” he said with a large smirk, before groaning again in pain.

His words made you blush a little, this not going unnoticed. ”Oooh, did I make my little princess blush?”

You let out a shaky breath. ”Nah, that only happens in your dreams. I also told you to stop calling me that, didn’t I?”

”I don’t recall, nice to see that you showed up here.”

”For my friends, not you.” You turned around, continuing on making the drink you needed a lot at this very moment.

”Damn, at least give me a chance here.” Chris said with a chuckle. ”I really want to get you know you though.”

”Nice.”

”Let’s play a game then? I won’t try to make a move on you, so it’s harmless right?” He said with a sweet smile. You were doubtful, but just nodded as a yes since he seemed serious.

”I will ask you questions and you’ll answer the first thing that comes in mind.”

”Wait, they had this game in friends..” You said, shocked.

”Yeah, so? It’s a good show and Rachel is really hot.” He was smiling, the chances of him thinking about Jennifer Aniston high.

”Just figured out guys like you watch some car movies that’s all” you muttered, Chris hearing this.

”Guys like me? You really do think I’m a walking cliché, unbelievable.” Chris looked pretty hurt, your features softening up for a moment.

”You really don’t give me any reasons to think otherwise. Anyways, the game?” You were avoiding his gaze, ashamed that maybe you had just hurt his feelings.

”Oh right. You answer first. Cats or dogs?”

You couldn’t help but let out a laugh at his question, but when you saw the face he was pulling you stopped. ”Dogs.”

”Vilde or Sana?”

”Sana.” That came out much faster than you thought it would. “Wow, I thought it’d be Vilde.”


”Do you think I’m hot?”

”Yes.”

A large smirk appeared on his face, making you feel confused before realization hit you. You couldn’t find the right words to answer him, so you just were there silently. He took a step closer to you, making you take a step back and hitting the wall. Chris took your hand in yours, intertwining your fingers together.

”For the record princess, I find you really fucking hot too.” He leaned in, closing the gap between the two you.

Your brain was yelling to push him away and run, but you did quite the opposite. You kissed him back for a moment before pulling away.

“I could like you if you’d just stop playing these sick games and let me get to know you.” with that you pushed him off of you, rushing out of the room feeling disappointed in yourself.

no. 21 | mark

prompt: 21. “There is no way in hell we are playing that at our wedding.”
group: GOT7
pairing: mark tuan, you
genre: fluff, non idol!au, the office (us) spoiler, ig sjkdsh idk hhhh
words: 1328

requested by @sapphirebluemt !! omg i’m so deeply sorry for only doing this now ;;;; i didn’t have the inspiration at the time, but i kinda had smth in mind today so here u go!!! i’m sorry again ToT

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uofmdragon  asked:

Since, you've finished Season 1 of Galavant, what are your top 5 favorite songs of Season 1?

SUCH A GOOD QUESTION THAT I WILL PROBABLY NOT ANSWER WELL

I’d want to rewatch the whole season I think to really answer, since I’m sure I’m forgetting a lot of stuff. Not because it’s not good or wasn’t a favourite, but just because my memory is shite, and sometimes I’m so focused on stuff that I might forget the song. So I’ll answer, but it’s off the top of my head with what stuck with me (or in my brain) and may not reflect a Top Five list if I was fresh off the whole thing.

ALSO I DON’T KNOW THE ACTUAL TITLES SORRY

5. Peasant Love Song

I loved this whole arrangement. The light music, so whimsical, so simple, so bright, and it’s talking about the most horrific shit and how the best these guys can hope for is a few moments of joy in all the squalor and misery. The juxtaposition of so many elements really stuck with me, AND I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS FUCKING LINE AND IT’S SO DARK AND WRONG YET I’M CACKLING AS I TYPE THIS.

4. The Togetherness Song

Turning tropes around will never fail to make my day. This song starts as a cheesy friendship song, and then devolves into how much they keep getting on their fucking nerves and all the aggravating shit they do and how they’d sort of just like to kill each other sometimes. BUT WITHOUT NEGATING THE FIRST FEELSY PART OF THE SONG. It’s the kind of complicated nuance that I really appreciate in the show, that lets all of its characters be flawed and sometimes shitty to each other, but with no less love for all that.

3. The Theme Song Known As Galavant

This song is so fucking catchy it should be illegal. I love it as the recap/preview song. It nearly always shatters the fourth wall, is consistently hilarious, and I’ve had mish-mash versions of it stuck in my head more times than I can count.

2. No One But You

Madalena is a character I deeply cherish: a cunning, ruthless woman who pulled opportunity out of terrible circumstances and seized it to improve her life and make sure she would never be a victim again. All without a single shred of remorse or the narrative framing her in a way that makes it seem that what she’s done is shameful or trying to justify her beyond the facts of the situation. She’s kind of terrible and allowed to be, and I adore her so much for all of that and more. This song where it’s just a dozen Madalenas boosting herself up is utter perfection, and also catchy as hell. We should all sing this to ourselves in any moment of despair and doubt.


1. The Lords of the Sea

THIS SONG REDUCES ME TO FUCKING HYSTERICS EVERY GOD DAMN TIME. I’ve watched it more than any other song from the show at this point, and I’ve laughed to tears every single time. Sometimes Mike and I will be “Except we aren’t at sea” for no reason whatsoever, AND IT’S NEVER NOT HILARIOUS. Again, fucking laughing right now just looking at the screencap. This song is basically my entire sense of humour set to music, and I will never tire of it.

Every year on my birthday, before the cake and gifts, my dad would ask what made me happy that year.

And I’d give a list, long and extensive, before making a wish and blowing out the candles.

This year, on this July 15th, the things that made me happy are numerous. But one of the things that made the year better was the friends I’ve made. The people that are so talented and beautiful. The people that made my experience on tumblr nothing short of fantastic.

To the fabulous ladies of @kpoptrashnetwork: you are all so amazing. There are no words. The chat never fails to make me laugh and I’m so happy to be a part of it.

To @yeol-stole-my-soul: MARIA HONEY. You’re one of the greatest beings. You are an MVP and Jackson would be proud. Thank you the love and the constant hype lol. I can’t wait for a meetup with wine and food and alot of Markson.

To @kpopfanfictrash & @the-porcelain-doll-xo: My writing dream team. Behind well crafted words are two fantastic and stunning individuals. A huge thank you to Shan and Fal for always bringing the best content and continually inspiring me with my own work.

To ALL my readers and ALL my other mutuals: your love and support mean the world to me. I couldn’t stay on tumblr and keep writing without it. I came back to this site and to writing not really knowing what came next. I was a little lost and I don’t feel that way anymore. So thank you.

(and to @baebae-goodnight: Tiff that moodboard was grade A talent. I swooned, I sighed, I loved it all. Thank you, it was beautiful.)

Here’s to another wonderful year with even more wonderful people. xoxo

Touché (Part 6)

Genre: Hitman!au, Hitman Jungkook
Pairing: Reader/Jungkook
Length: 2434

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TalesFromRetail: Can I get a discount because I'm spending so much???

So this gentleman comes to my autopart store wanting to get a part for his BMW. The part is expensive because it’s the original part and not our brand part.

He then asks if there is a discount I could give him and I tell him no. He then tells me how he’s spending so much money and that he should get a discount. I tell him that he’s getting a part that would cost the same at the dealership and it’s something he needs to make his car work. Unfortunately that doesn’t mean you deserve a discount.

He is now not happy and he’s telling me so which starts to annoy me. He keeps saying how I’m not doing good customer service for not giving him a discount. So I tell him that if he doesn’t want to spend so much money on parts maybe he should get a car that isn’t a luxury car and then maybe he would be happier with the price of the parts all while having the best smile I can have.

He looks angry at me but from behind him a customer starts laughing and agrees with me. He grabs his part and leaves saying he’s never coming back again. I tell him okay and to have a good day which makes angrier and leaves in a huff. Then the customer that was behind the discount dude and asks if she can get a discount because she spending so much money on an air freshener​. I tell her she can and gave her a courtesy 10% discount.

By: BigTeddyted