this part makes me laugh

<<Jennifer to Beth>> Oh, I love period dramas, especially period dramas starring Colin Firth. I’m like Bridget Jones if she were actually fat.

<<Beth to Jennifer>> Oh … Colin Firth. He should only do period dramas. And period dramas should only star Colin Firth. (One star upgrade for Colin Firth. Two stars for Colin Firth in a waistcoat.)

<<Jennifer to Beth>> Keep typing his name, even his name is handsome.

Goddamn yeezy

Oh, my God, baby, you done took this shit to another fucking level
now neighborhood nigga like me ain’t suppose to be getting no pussy like this.
Goddamn, Goddamn.

who taught you how to get sexy for a nigga?
Yeezy taught me
You never use to talk dirty, but now you, you goddamn disgusting.
My god, My god, where’d you learn that?
Yeezy taught me.

Look at you motherfucking butt ass naked with these motherfucking Jimmy Choos off
Who taught you how to put some motherfucking Jimmy Choos on?
Yeezy taught me
Yo you took your game up a whole ‘nother level, this is some Cirque 'u Soleil now!
You done went all porno on it, k. And I, and I love it..
And I thank you, I thank you, my dick thanks you!
How did you learn, how.. how did your game come up?
Yeezy taught me


I was fucking parts of your pussy I never fuck before
I was in there like oo I never been here before. I’ve never even seen this part of town before.
It’s like you got this shit re-upholstered or something. What the fuck happened?
Who, who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered?
Yeezy re-upholstered my pussy
You know what, I got to thank Yeezy.
And when I see that nigga Imma thank him.
Imma buy his album, Imma download that.. Imma shoot a bootlegger!
That’s how good I feel about this nigga


Oww, I still can’t believe you got me this watch. This motherfucker is the exact motherfucker I wanted
Even with the bezel this is the motherfucker I wanted. I saw this shit, I saw it
Twista had this shit on in The Source. I remember, Twista had this motherfucker on in The Source
That’s right, that’s right! Yo yo babe, yo yo this is the best birthday ever!
Where you learn to treat a nigga like this?
Yeezy taught me

Yeezy taught you well, Yeezy taught you well.