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What Happens In Vegas

Pairing - Jungkook x Reader [Taehyung is a main character as well]

Genre - Stripper Au

Word Count - 4k+

Part 5/?

Warnings - Sexually Explicit Content (Y/n Is a stripper)

A/n - I edited this but didn’t save it so I’m posting it unedited. Also there are mentions of drug abuse in this part. Thanks for reading! (:

Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six Part Seven  Part Eight

As I drove home from my date with Jungkook I couldn’t help but smile. I found myself recalling the events of the day. It had been a while since I had been on a date, and although I wasn’t single It felt like I was when I was with Jungkook. He was funny, he was caring and charming and he made me forget about all of the burdens of life. I wondered if people thought I was crazy when they looked into my car window and saw me laughing to myself as I thought about the cute little things that Jungkook had did during our time together.In the little time that I had spent with Jungkook, I was starting to notice the little traits he had.

I thought about him the entire drive to my destination, and as I pulled up to Zoe’s apartment I finally brought myself back to reality. I was visiting Zoe because I hadn’t heard from her in a while and Tae didn’t tell me how he interview had went. I had totally forgotten to text her and warn her that I was coming, but I didn’t think she would mind either way.

I walked up the stairs to Zoe’s apartment and knocked on the door. I could hear distinctive noise as I waited, it sounded like a child was crying. I rang the bell just in case she hadn’t heard my knock and waited a while but still no answer. I started to worry about her as the crying persisted so I tried to open the door. It was unlocked so I took it upon myself to enter.

“Zoe?” I called as I walked into the apartment. I got no response so I walked around looking for her. I followed the sound of the baby crying and walked into the room that it was coming from. To my shock the baby was lying on the floor. I immediately bent down to pick up her daughter who had vomit everywhere.

I held her in my arms to try and soothe her as I walked around to look for Zoe. I went through every room in the place but there was no sign of her. I entered the living room to discover white power on the table, which I first thought was baby powder but as I got closer I realized that It was cocaine.

The child was throwing up again and I was starting to get worried as she would not stop vomiting. I walked into the bathroom and took off her clothes trying to clean her up before pulling out my phone and calling her mother. I rang her phone several times but still no answer. I sat the baby down on her changing table to grab a diaper and a fresh pair of clothes from the drawer next to me and when I returned the baby appeared to be having convulsions.

“Oh my god.” I said as I took out my phone to call the police.

“911 what’s your emergency?”

“There’s an infant here, shes having seizures, please send help quick.” I said panic evident in my voice.

“Ma'am are you the child’s mother?” The operator asked.

“No, i’m not. Her mother isn’t here.”

“What exactly is the child doing?” She asked.

I was now holding Mariah and she was vomiting again.

Oh my god hurry she’s throwing up again.“ I said as I started to cry and panic. I was very unfamiliar with children and extremely worried about Mariah. I knew infants could easily choke on their own vomit and her convulsions were making me a lot more nervous.

“Please try to call down. We are sending help now, will you stay with me on the phone until help arrives?” She asked.


The time that I waited on the emergency crew seemed to go on for forever. The operator told me that they were almost there and then my phone started to ding notifying me that I had a call on the other line, I looked and saw that it was Zoe.

“This is her mom calling me. Can I answer?” I asked.

“Yes go ahead and answer.”

“Hello Zoe? Where the hell are you right now?” I demanded.

“Im at a friend’s house whats up y/n?” She asked.

“Im at your house something is wrong with Mariah and the ambulance is on the way.” I said.

“The cops are coming? Y/n please go get rid of the coke that’s on my table. Hide it so that I won’t get in trouble.” She said.

“No, I am absolutely not hiding your drugs for you!”

“They aren’t mine they are my friend’s. Please y/n If I get sent to jail I’ll leave Mariah alone over this.” She begged.

“Fine, but are you on your way?”

“Im 30 miles away, I’ll meet you at the hospital.” She said.

I hung up with her and clicked back over to the operator who notified me that the police were almost here.

Holding Mariah in one hand and using my shoulder to hold my phone to my face I walked into the living room where the drugs were.

I put all of it in bags and then walked into the bathroom and flushed it all down the toliet. I then got rid of the plastic bags.

As I was finishing the police had finally arrived and I rode with them to the hospital.

I waited for a while as they took care of Mariah, my aniexty was through the roof. What if I was too late and she hadn’t made it?

About thirty minutes later, the doctor came out to speak with me.

“Are you the child’s mother?” He asked.

“No I was just babysitting her.” I said.

“Where are her parent’s? Have they been informed?”

“Yes and her mom is on her way.” I replied.

“Mariah experienced some head trauma which caused her convulsions. Did you notice when she fell out of her crib?” He asked.

“No I must have been distracted.” I said.

“She also appears to be malnutritioned. Please let her parent’s know that we will have to get Child Protective Services involved and they may open a case.”

“Okay I understand. Is she okay?”

“She’s fine now but will be in the ICU for a few days.”

“Okay thank you so much doctor.” I said as he thanked me and walked away.

A nurse came out and asked me if I wanted to see Mariah. I walked t9 her room and stood outside looking at her threw the glass window.

She was only an infant who had no control over her life. Her mother had left her alone for god knows how long and she was suffering from malnutrition.

I started to feel anger deep inside of me because I hated to see children treated like that. I just hoped that she would be okay. I never expected Zoe to be the kind of person who didn’t take care of her kid.

I waited for Zoe in the waiting room and an hour later she came stumbling in. As she approached me I could already tell that she was under the influence.

“Zoe where the hell have you been?” I asked.

“I was at a friends. Is Mariah okay?”

“At a friends getting high while you left your daughter alone? She’s fine for now but CPS is getting involved. You may lose her!” I said raising my voice.

“Shh Y/n calm down.” She said as she pulled my hand and escorted me outside.

“I won’t calm down! You left an infant at home alone. She fell out of her crib, she’s malnourished, you should be glad she’s alive right now.” I yelled.

“Im sorry, I just - I didnt leave her alone for long. She was crying so much and I needed to get away. I just couldn’t take it.” She said grabbing ahold of my hand.

“That is no excuse! She is your child and you shouldn’t have left her alone. When was the last time you fed her?” I asked.

“Uh, before I left yesterday.”

“Are you fucking kidding me right now?! She’s been home alone overnight?”

“Its just been so hard. You have no idea what Im going through. Her father doesn’t want to be with me anymore. He won’t even be in her life.” She said.

“I don’t care about that. You are her mother and it’s your responsibility to take care of her. If you don’t want to maybe its best she be taken away from you.”

“How could you say that y/n, I love her.” She asked as she started to cry.

At this point I was far too upset to be moved by her tears.

“You love her but you allow her to be around drug abuse. What was up with all of that coke I found in your apartment?” I asked.

“My friend left it there. Did you put it up for me?”

“I flushed all of it down the toliet.”

“What? Why would you do that? Do you know how much that cost?” She says getting angry with me.

“Oh my god.” I said as I backed away from her. You are absolutely insane. That was your cocaine wasnt it? You have a drug problem don’t you?“ I asked demanding an answer.

“I can’t believe you threw it away! You need to pay me back for that.” She insisted.

“You are out of your mind. You know what I hope they take her away from you.” I said as I walked away from her.

Had she always been that person? Or was it because she was drunk and probably high? Did she even really care about her own daughter? She was not the same loving person I used to know.

Once I got in my car I was shaking. My breathing was rapid and I had tears of anger starting to surface. After five minutes of calming myself down, I took out my phone to call Tae.


“Tae, It’s me.”

“Do you need anything? I’m kind of busy at the moment.” He said.

“I just wanted to make sure you didn’t hire Zoe. I’m at the hospital right now she left her baby alone to go get high.”  I told him.

“You went to see her again? Did she tell you anything?” Taehyung said.

“What do you mean? No she just said that shes been depressed because the baby’s father rejcted her.”

“Where are you?” He asked.

“I’m at the hospital right now.”

“Go home y/n, I don’t want you around her.” He demanded.

“Okay. When are you coming home?” I asked.

“I should be back by Monday.”


“Also I need you to work tomorrow night. A couple girls called in.” He said.

“Alright.” I said and we got off of the phone. I started the car and decided to head home.

I wanted to check on Mariah but I needed to make sure I was calm enough to visit again.

Once I got home I took a bath to relieve some of my stress and to try and relax. I stayed in the bath for a while than put on my pajamas and got in bed.

I pulled out my phone to check the time it was around nine and I had a text message from Jungkook.

The meeting with the author went amazing. Can’t wait to tell you the great news. How are you?

I’m so glad to hear that. I’m alright, just had a stressful evening.

Do you want to talk about it?

Yes, kind of.

Within a few seconds Junkook was ringing my phone. I answered and we talked for a while about what had happened. He said he was sorry that I had to be put in that stressful situation but was glad that the baby was okay.

I asked him if I should try and reach out to the Father some how. He told me that it may not be the best situation since I didnt know the father and he could be a danger to the child as well. He asked me if I gave the CPS my number just in case they had any questions and I told him I did.

He told me that I had did everything right in that situation and he was really making me feel better.

“So what should we do tomorrow? Maybe I’ll take you out to dinner.” He asked.

“Oh no, I totally forgotten our plans to see each other. Taehyung wants me to work tomorrow.” I said.

“Oh. It’s fine, we can see eachother next to I’m in town.” He replied.

“No, I really want to see you again.”

“Me too.”

“Would it be super weird if I asked you to come to the club?”

“No, it’s not like I haven’t done that before.” He said.

“Okay. Well I’ll make sure to get us a private room. Tae’s out of town so he won’t be suspicious at all.”

“Okay. I’ll see you tomorrow. Goodnight y/n.”

Jungkook’s POV

Originally posted by sugutie

Jungkook was in a really good mood. Not only did he have a great time with y/n yesterday he got offered an amazing job that he had always wanted. He was going to be seeing y/n again tonight and even though the strip club was not his preferred place to be, he was just happy that he would be able to spend more time with her before he headed home.

He pulled up to the club and walked in, y/n had reserved a room for the two of them so he went to look for her. It surprised Jungkook that every time he was at the club it was full of people. He wondered if it was always this busy or just when he was there. Either way he didn’t care he just wanted to see y/n.

He was just in time for her dance on stage and her named was called as she walked onto the stage. Jungkook was reminded of the time when they first met around a month ago. He remembered watching her on stage for the first time feeling extremely mesmerized by her body. He also felt a bit awkward looking at a girl that he didn’t know at all in that way.

Tonight though, something was different. She started her dance and all he could think about was how beautiful she was. She was graceful, she knew what she was doing and Jungkook found her to be extremely sexy. He smiled a bit, thinking about the fact that all of the guys in the club wanted her but it was him that shared a date with her at the fair.

The girl who was slowly taking off her clothes to expose herself was the same girl that Jungkook spent yesterday afternoon with. The girl who laughed at all of his corny jokes was now fully naked and Jungkook didn’t feel embarrassed at all, in fact he found himself enjoying her dance.

The crowd errupted with cheering and men showered her with money. Her dance was finally over and she walked off of the stage. Jungkook waited a while for her to come find him. He decided to grab a drink from the bar and around a half an hour later, He felt someone grab his arm. He turned around smiling assuming that it was y/n. The smile on his face faded when he realized that it wasn’t her.

“Hey there cutie, can I offer you a dance?” She said.

“No thanks.” Jungkook said smiling at the girl and then returning back to his drink.

“Come on, I’ll make it worth your while.” The girl said stroking her hand along Jungkook’s chest. She was practically throwing herself at him.

“Stephanie go find someone else, he is my client.” Jungkook heard y/n say as she approached the two of them.

The girl nodded and walked away to find her next guy to seduce and y/n greeted Jungkook.

“Hey. Sorry I took so long, I took a quick shower.” She said smiling at him.

“Hey beautiful, you were amazing up there.” He said.

“Really? I thought you weren’t into strippers.” She said.

“I’m not, but I am very into you.” He replied causing y/n to smile.

“Come on, let’s go.” She said grabbing his hand and leading him once again to the private rooms.

Once they got there y/n followed him in closing the door behind him. She closed it and spun around to face him.

“So you really though I did well tonight?” She asked,

“I thought you were great. I mean I really enjoyed every moment of it.”

“You know. I have a new dance I need to practice. Maybe I could practice on you?” She asked.

Jungkook thought about it for a moment and just the thought of y/n giving him a lap dance made his cock twitch. Y/n must have noticed his change in demeanor because she quickly retracted her suggestion.

“I’m sorry, I know you are uncomfortable with things like this, I shouldn’t have asked.”

“No, I want it.” He replied.

“What? Are you sure?” she asked still unsure about Jungkook’s feelings and he knew he had to make it clear what he wanted.

“There’s nothing more that I wan’t right now than a dance from you.” He simply stated.

Y/n smiled moving closer to Jungkook and then lightly pushing him down so that he was seated.

“I’ll be right back.” She said before walking out of the room. She came back a while later wearing a black trench coat. She dimmed the lights a little and played soft music.

She walked over to him turning around so that her back was towards him. She slowly started to take off her coat before throwing it aside. Jungkook noticed her body and how amazing her ass looked in the underwear that  she was wearing. She turned around slowly, letting Jungkook anticipate every moment. She finally faced him and he was trying hard not to show how turned on he was.

She walked closer to him and sat down on his lap so that she was straddling him. He bit his lip and she whispered in his ear. “Do you want me to take off my clothes?”

Jungkook couldn’t say the words but he nodded instead and Y/n removed herself from his lap and Jungkook immediately missed the contact. Her skin was so warm and he wanted her back on his lap again.

She turned around and started to remove her panties, slowly sliding them down her body as she bent down providing the perfect view for Jungkook. She lingered in that position for a moment. Jungkook was sure that she could tell how much he like that position. She finally stood up and started to sway to the music. She danced a bit for him and then walked over to him sitting in his lap again but this time she wasn’t facing him. Her back was facing him and she leaned back and started to grind on him very slowly.

She then turned around straddling him once again and started to grind on him and he could feel his member hardening with every movement. She then stopped the movements and started to take off her bra, dropping it on to the floor.

She was now sitting on Jungkook’s lap fully exposed to him. Her nipples were hard and he couldn’t tell if it was because she was cold or if she was enjoying this as much as Jungkook was. She was grinding harder now and Jungkook let out a low moan.

“That feels so good babygirl.” He finally said.

Y/n brought her lips up to his and hovered over them for a while as If she was contemplating if it was a good decision or not. She finally closed the distance and kissed him hard on the lips. She then moved from his lips to his neck and sucked on it for a while.

Jungkook didn’t know where to put his hands but he wanted to touch her so bad. He just wasn’t sure if he was allowed to.

Against his better judgement he decided to touch her. Allowing his hand to find it’s way to the small of her back and pulling her in closer.

Y/n left his neck and returned back to kissing him this time biting on his bottom lip.

“I can feel you getting hard underneath me.” She said as she used one of her hands to stroke Jungkook’s clothed member.

“Do you like it when I touch your cock like this?” She asked.

Jungkook didn’t reply but instead disconnected his lips from hers and started to kiss her chest moving down slowly until he was at her breast.

He kissed it softly and then looked up up at y/n to make sure she was okay with that.

He took her nipple in his mouth and she threw her head back moaning at the feeling.

She moved herself from his lap and kneeled down on the floor in front of him.  She began to unbutton his pants but her actions were halted by the ringing of Jungkook’s phone.

She looked up at him and he decided he wouldn’t answer but the ringing continued.

“Maybe you should answer that.” She said.

Jungkook took his phone out to take the call it was the hotel that he was staying at.

“Is everything okay?” Y/n asked as she stood up and walked over to where her coat was.

“It was the hotel that I’m staying at. Someone messed up when scheduling my room and they need me to come and get my bags. Someone else needs my room for the night.” He said.

“What the heck. Do they have anymore rooms for you to stay in?”

“No they don’t and I’m worried that I won’t be able to find a room anywhere else. I may have to drive home tonight.” He said standing up and walking over to y/n who was no wearing her coat.

“But thank you so much for this, I really enjoyed it.” He said as he wrapped his arms around her waist pulling her in closer. Y/n stroked his face with her hand before leaning up to kiss his lips.

“You don’t have to drive home tonight. You could spend the night with me. Tae is out of time and won’t be coming home until Monday night.” She suggested.

“Do you think that would be a good idea?” He asked.

“Yes, it’ll be fine. Come home with me.” She said.


Requested by anonymous

Part of you thought Wally was aware of how flustered he made you. He loved to sneak up on you and make you let out a little yelp. He’d laugh like crazy as you started to blush. You wanted you wanted to be mad but his smile was just so cute.

“Man you’re cute when you’re scared” Wally chuckled ruffling up your hair.

The colour in your cheeks only went darker. You didn’t say anything in reply. Gosh why couldn’t you just talk to him?

anonymous asked:

Honestly, I'm really mad at myself for carring about a singer's personal life besides their music. In this case with Lauren the most out of all, I feel like a moron, because she CLEARLY thinks we are all crazy, scary, delusional. I never liked this before a year ago, never cared. I'm a philosophy major at age of 20, and I know/speak over 7 languages. I got into it(Camren,Lauren)because I was researching sensuality and sex, so SHE popped up. I regret it now.

Okay the sensuality and sex part made me laugh out loud so thank you for this, I needed it

anonymous asked:

*If something similar to this has been completed, ignore it lol* but the gang watching Impractical Jokers and their thoughts on it (I'm watching it and I think it's gross 😂)

I fucking love that show it’s the real mvp any time only show that has ever made me laugh hysterically 10/10

dally— he honestly thinks it’s funny
two-bit— HE LOVES IT
pony— some of its funny but eh he’s not crazy about it
johnny— he thinks they’re real funny
soda— rlly gets in some parts but other times he’s just like “why this show ”
steve— same as soda
darry— if it’s on a lot it’s irritating but he thinks it’s funny
curly— he loves that show
tim— same as darry

anonymous asked:

OMG, are they crazy? Those Flash stills are too much for my heart! Right now I don't even care about the thing with Caitlin because I'm in for literally anything that put Tom in that outfit. How can he be so handsome? In the still with Cisco and Joe, where he's wearing the light blue scrubs, he's the hotness personified 😍

Someone told me yesterday that Tom in the scrubs is like a part of Grey’s anatomy :)) Made me laugh, because i used to love this tv series a lot at some point :) After these stills i can easily imagine Tom being a hot doctor on any medical show :)


I just had a fairytale date.
He’s such a gentleman. He asked permission before he touched me. He made me laugh like crazy. He’s so, so intelligent.

I told him I had to grab a slice of cheesecake for my mom before I left and he actually bought my mother cheesecake and he’s never met her. When I texted him saying my mom said thank you his response was “tell her I said it was my pleasure for letting me take her daughter out tonight.”

Rewind to the date part though. After we left the restaurant he took me to a lake and we sat under the stars and this man put on Ella Fitzgerald and slow danced with me under the stars.

I’m swooning.

It’s crazy how sometimes it just suddenly hits me how much I miss you. Like there’s nothing that reminds me of your laugh or your smile or some joke we made. Instead there’s only your absence that makes me realize how much I want you there. Every part of you. I can’t wait to see you again

I won the senior superlative of “most changed” and everyone cheered, but that wasn’t the part that made me happy. The part that made me happy was the girl who won it with me hates my guts for the reason I won the award and looked so pissed to be up there with me that I was laughing like crazy. It was beautiful 

jesymix14: To the most beautiful talented crazy nut case of a human being I have ever known!!! You light up my bloody life like a rainbow on a gloomy day! I have never know anyone like you. You are a rare little pearl that has came into my life and made me smile and laugh everyday without fail! I love every single little part of u my Perrie winkle and every day u get more and more beautiful thank you for being an incredible best friend and sister and I hope you have the most amazing birthday ever!!! I look forward to many more birthdays with you my baby and let’s take over the world this year!!!

@jesymix14: To the most beautiful talented crazy nut case of a human being I have ever known!!! You light up my bloody life like a rainbow on a gloomy day! I have never know anyone like you. You are a rare little pearl that has came into my life and made me smile and laugh everyday without fail! I love every single little part of u my Perrie winkle and every day u get more and more beautiful thank you for being an incredible best friend and sister and I hope you have the most amazing birthday ever!!! I look forward to many more birthdays with you my baby and let’s take over the world this year!!!