this one was really funny omg

anonymous asked:

I asked someone if they saw this one movie... I started describing it, and they looked really confused. Then I realized I was talking about IGU. Funny thing is, I didn't even feel dumb. It should be a movie!

OMG!!! It would be a porn with the amount of dicking that goes down

anonymous asked:

Omg, i'd actually really like to hear some more stories about stupid people lmao

LMAO WELL OK I HAVE ANOTHER ONE from the top of my head…… but this one is a lot more tamer heck i dont think it’d even count as a dumb event story bc it was more just a misunderstanding and the person who commented is p cool but it’s still pretty heckin funny to me hehe 

though at the time i was like ?!?!?!!??!!?is this bro lecturing me on my own rules?!?!?!?!? mainly because of the way the comment was worded and im like sensitive asf apparently when it comes to the syntax of sentences hehe

but PRETTY MUCH for a model edit of mine, i had re-released them after a long while bc of issues in terms of ppl editing them and honestly u can pretty much guess who it is from that statement alone, but an issue that was very reocurring for that model was that they were getting recoloured into OCs pretty dang often (like someone made them purple and was like this is my OC _____ (dw i talked to that person and they’re ok too))

and well, the comment was pretty much straight copy-paste:

“because of people who kept re-coloring for some reason like Why”

Because:
“refrain from editing unless the model remains as XXXX

I personally recolored the old model because I like it but it remained XXXX so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

probably if u read that for the first time on ur own model edit quoting ur own rules it’s like…. wait………… 

1. that question was more of a wail rhetoric………… 
2. are u trying to explain my own rule to my face
3. did u just admit to recolouring wat

obviously it was just a misunderstanding and i was p much like 'yeah but have u ever recoloured the model green or smth and called it a diff name’ and then they were like ‘lol no wat dat sucks’ and it was all good in the hood HAHAHA

i remember even tweeting about it man but stuff like this happens quite a few times (which is what catalysed me into altering my rules to have more clarity) so it’s never like really affected me as much as i make it seem like it does  

but sometimes ppl just word stuff funny and im like hehe

the main difference between male and female

Aries: a female aries is lovely and charming, she has a spark to her that makes her determined to accomplish what she sets her mind to. She’s extremely erotic and open about her sexuality.

a male aries is very serious at first glance, almost shy but once they feel comfortable around you they get all weird with their drugs and anime fetiches

Taurus: a female taurus is down to earth, she appears to be quiet and softspoken but omg this girl has the craziest things going through her brain, and she will always to be hungry, is not always expressive about emotions but she gives the best gifts and hugs.

A male taurus is always really fucking strange, he’s super quirky, a gamer, addicted to game of thrones and always uses cartoon references. Funny sense of humour (borderline offensive) says love isn’t his thing, is the first one to fall.

Gemini: a gemini male almost always seems to be super attractive, either bc he’s the cute nerdy type, or the popular hot guy. really smart, likes to laugh a lot. Can be a real douche 

a female gemini is adorable and always in the mood to goof around, so freaking versatile, if she feels betrayed will spill out all ur secrets and call u out on everything bitch watch out

Cancer: cancer boys are huge babies, they are party guys, it’s all about fun and games until someone mentions ‘’love’’ and they will sit u down and ramble about what their perfect girl would be like. is always waiting on the ‘’one’’, has high af expectations but likes the simplest and most boring girls.

cancer girls are moms, they always hug you, but omg these women are so jealous with their friends, it’s like you can’t even co-exist in a room with their bestie bc they will give u the stinky eye, i can’t

Leo: leo girls are the funniest ever, end of story. they’re divas and vulgar ass men at the same time. Fashion on fleek, always looks high but it’s just their face. belongs in the 70′s.

male leos are friends with everyone, most popular guy ever, nice, likes to act all mean but it’s all playful. has a hard time settling down, deep down always wants more in a girl

Virgo: virgo women are fierce, they are softies on the inside although they always look anxious  on the outside, stressed 24/7, loves sex so much low-key addicted to it, organized but a big ass mess

virgo guys are intelectual but stubborn mofos, say a lot of dad jokes, god complex, act like they don’t know shit about trends but really loves buying clothes and dressing nice.

Libra: libra boys are guys who look like angels, so friendly and innocent, BUT BAM BITCH they hit you with their sass, they are flirty af but SO FUCKING OPINIONATED, will flat out say ‘’i don’t like girls who ____’’, expects for you to chase after them, they are actually explosive and get moody easily, really dirty jokes

libra girls are airheads, so nice and giggle all the damn time (it’s cute srry if i sound mad), they always laugh at what ur saying even if it’s dumb and not funny at all. always has a young face, most likely not very open about sexuality, modest, easily corrupted, ——–if u have a scorpio moon u are the devil regina george— :)

Scorpio: scorpio guys are psycho, 60% are sociopaths i swear, they never laugh but when they do it’s loud and crazy and no one knows why the fuck. always walk like they’re in a hurry, STARES, is a child 4ever

scorpio women are extreme, she will not shut up for hours and the next day will not speak at all. is sexual but probably a virgin, knows everyones secrets, jealous with friends, jealous with stranger guys, jealous with mom, jealous with pet, jealous with self. stalks crush and writes poems about him but will never admit it

Sagittarius: sag guys are soooooo cheesy romantic, i swear they’re the fourth water sign, literally so many emotions, likes art, falls in love so easily it’s ridiculous, IS ALWAYS FRIENDZONED OMg hilarious but with partner, lasts 4ever

Sag girls are the ones who friendzone, will forget ur name in a second, flakey, says she’s down to go out with friends and guess what, bish fell asleep.loves to gossip with u, will always wanna hook u up with her friends or find out details about ur crush. does the dirty work for everyone

Capricorn:  cap girls are outspoken, bitchy but if she likes you she will defend u till death (she’s still gonna be a bitch to u but a softer one), confident AF, always looks ready to go to a club, boys everywhere like girl where’d u get these bruhs from. everywhere you go, guys will flock them, will make u feel like a potato bc she’s so perfect. has a hard time making decisions and letting go

cap male is competitive, ambitious, smells gooooood, style on fleek, the funniest guy ever, dark humour, smart with money, is probably gonna be a CEO, mommy’s boy, loves whiskey idk, eats SO MUCH like more than anyone, is a puppy on the inside, fuckboy but diehard romantic deep down.

Aquarius: aquarius guys always look cool, bad boy, they look like they dont care (spoiler alert: they don’t) has like 219 ex girlfriends and another hundred friends with benefits, smart ass, feels superior to everyone, thinks he’s so deep, he probably is but can never show it so no one believes him.

 aqua girls are always popular, the quirky one, the one who likes things ‘’no one else likes’’, a huge hipster, simple but attractive, has so many guys who wanna be with her and she acts like she doesn’t even notice. has so many guy friends (theyallwannabangher but ok) probably artsy, has good taste in music

Pisces: pisces men walk so fucking fast, probably because of their fucking long ass legs, has a serious face almost like he’s analizing the situation but in reality they’re thinking about memes (has amazing memes), never follows his heart, has strong feelings but rarely ever acts on them. is in love with someone they dont know, always has that little shine in their eyes

pisces girls are always the cute girl, the baby, the good one. deep down these girls will say dirty shit and has that evil side that always wants to come out and play, easily makes friends, is a disney princess and loves warm things. 

Wait wait wait, did you just make a joke?

•I am in love with the idea of Keith making jokes so only hunk can really hear
•and they are GOOD
•Hunk has laughed so hard hes cryed over some of them
•one time Keith’s joke got him so good that he skipped the laughter and went straight to crying
•but Keith is sneaky
•and no one EVER hears him exept Hunk
•Hunk is loosing it™
•cause
•I SWEAR GUYS KEITH IS FUNNY HE MAKES JOKES I SWEAR LANCE YOU BELIEVE ME RIGHT
•LANCE!
•LANCE?
•im sorry buddy but ??? Keith has literally never???
•Hunk looking at Keith
•hes so smug
•Hunk making the “im watching you” gesture
• Keith taking it as a CHALLENGE
•a challenge to get sneakeyer and funnier
•when they are heading to their lion
•right before they enter a room with everyone else
•as hunk is taking a sip of space juice so he does a spit take all over lance and pidge
•at the table when Keith walks behind hunks chair
•Keith is brutal with his jokes tbh
•they are always relevant to something going on
•"Are we sure Galra Keith isn’t evil??? I think he’s tring to make me laugh to death! Is that possible?“
•Keith is so happy to have a thing™ with Hunk
•he feels so proud of himself whenever Hunk laughs
•he did that he made him happy
•Keith would do anything to make that laugh and that smile stick around
•and he finds that making jokes like this is a great stress relief for both of them so thats a plus
•keith dosnt know when he started to automatically seak out Hunk when entering a room
•Hunk doesnt know when he started keeping a constant eye out for Keith
•really tho if you see one of them you probably see the other too and they are probably most definitely both trying to stifle a laughing fit

i think it’s really funny that people online and spoiled white college kids throw slurs around to be edgy and make fun of ppl who tell them they’re being dicks because “omg this is real life no one cares about ur feelings!!!”

meanwhile i grew up around career criminals in a very rural area, and the smart ones don’t pull that shit. it’s considered a disrespectful cheap shot that tends to make even people outside of the group you’re dissing respect you less; it’s stupid to boot, because you’re making people feel honor-bound to beat your ass and you don’t know what they’re capable of. there’s even a strong chance even your friends won’t back you up, either, because they know you just pulled some punk ass shit. people who never graduated high school and who have spent more time in prison than on the streets, who know what it’s like to get into a legitimate dangerous situation because someone looked at you wrong, who’ve been in prison riots where suddenly everyone was attacking anyone outside their race, will argue passionately that being racist is ignorant and despicable. 

in my experience they’re more likely to have met, lived with, and befriended a trans woman than some well-educated, affluent liberal -not because they were trying to be “tolerant” or some shit, but because they organically ended up in the same place and had to depend on each other for survival. they make jokes, but if i mention to them that being gay is hard they’ll understand because they know what it’s like to be judged, hated, downtrodden. if they cross a line, i can tell them they disrespected me and expect them to take me seriously because they understand the value of respect, and understand what people are willing to do to get it.

but everyone who tells you you’re a piece of shit for reducing someone to their race, gender, sex or religion is just a whiny triggered sjw, right? lmao. good luck with that shit if you ever find yourself surrounded by people with real problems.

i know a lot of us would like to see Holster playing in the NHL one day, but consider this: 

adam “holster” birkholtz, the sassiest goddamn referee in the NHL (after mike leggo, of course)

here is some evidence:

  • he knows the rules, is an excellent skater, and likes to judge people
  • he is a Giant who can break up any and all fights
  • all the danger of an NHL game without the constant fear of being traded
  • his terrible fashion sense can still be represented in this ugly-ass uniform
  • still gets to wear a helmet so no one can see his awful hair cut
  • he still gets to curse, fine, and maintain control over the Sin Bin

he would 100% do this:

it would be really funny if this happened:

in summation, please make Holster a ref in your next fic because it’s A. hilarious and B. probs more realistic and C. DID I MENTION HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS

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OMG hahaahahhaa this is hilarious!!! Cole and KJ  compete in complimenting each other using fans tweets and it’s cracking funny hahahaha… expecially when they tried to say I love you to each other xDDDD As always, It’s Riverdale Day and again, there’s a whole bunch of new videos released with the riverdale cast!  

Cole really gives off that Leo vibe here….and is this recent tho? Cos KJ’s hair looks clean and sharp!

And then we have Lili and Cami in Mexico and playing charades….Lili’s pretty good hehe

And the one with Cole and KJ….

I’m making this a series of some short now, I guess xD. Another small doodle (this one slightly bigger) of Gajeel. I really enjoy making these tiny colourless portraits, it’s pretty relaxing, especially during finals season. It kinda takes the stress out. I may do some more, they’re pretty fun^^

anonymous asked:

Did ruth clarl really write that on Bananas insta? was that real?! I think its ending like tues omg.

She did - but here’s the funny part: it’s a fake B account she follows. This acc is a copy of B’s and posts the same things she does/same captions lol she hates her so much she doesn’t even follow the real one 

Friends & Family appreciation!

i want to compliment ALL my mutuals & my friends.
because my anxiety kills me (thanks anon)
mostly because i don’t contact people often,i just want them
to know how much they mean to me.
that i see them as ACTUAL friends. 
yes this is kinda like a follow forever. just with compliments!
this is a  hella  long list! so i’m so sorry.
i’m bad with telling your personality,so i’m so sorry.
i didn’t wanna leave anybody out.
family = bolded (basically means people i see as my real life friends)
friends = italics (means that we might not talk alot,but you still mean alot to me)

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anonymous asked:

hey hey, telepathic anon here! you've captured the happy side of MC's telepathy perfectly, I love it! But!! Isn't any of them like AFRAID she might read some darker thoughts?? Saeran's inner angst, Zen's beast (omg the Beast!), V's secrets??

A/N: I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF THIS ONCE I POSTED THE OTHER ONE! So I’m really glad that you came back and asked omg thank٩(♡ε♡ )۶ ~Admin 404

*ZEN:

           -He can’t help it sometimes! He’s a MAN MC, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HIM ‘kay but girls are like that too zen

           -It’s actually really funny to see him get really red and tense up every time he caught himself having sexy thoughts around you

           - because of that, you don’t even have to really read his mind to find out what he’s thinking

           -If you’re ever feeling frisky it’s a safe bet to just sit and listen to some of Zen’s thoughts because wOW that can get ya in the mood

           -It’s also really easy to surprise him in bed because you’ve already heard what he wants you to try and now he doesn’t have to be too embarrassed to ask

           -However, it SUCKS when the two of you are in public?

           -Because he’s gotten used to his dirty thoughts, his body doesn’t really react (unless his thoughts aren’t subconscious like they normally are)

           -BUT YOU AREN’T. YOU AREN’T USED TO IT. Which means you’re always left blushing like crazy and stuttering when you try to talk to anyone THANKS ZEN

           -He actually uses it against you!!!! If the two of you are play fighting in public, he just lets the dirty thoughts get wild and BAM you automatically lose because how in the world are you supposed to come back from that

           -Overall it isn’t really something to be afraid of seeing. It’s just more of a “wow im unintentionally turned on and now it’s an inconvenience” and he KNOWS IT

*V:

           -Although the two of you sort of think on the same wavelength, he’s still TERRIFIED of you reading something you shouldn’t

           -He’s done some things, said some things, and saw some things he’s ashamed of

           -And if he could, he’d rather just forget everything like that. It’d make him happier, and he wouldn’t have to hide anything from you

           -It keeps him up at night sometimes, because he feels absolutely terrible for not telling you things

           -A few thoughts have roamed, however, and he thought he changed it quick enough; He didn’t

           -You’ve heard a few of the things he’s told himself- how he hates what he’s done, hates who he is, and how badly he feels that he can’t tell you these things

           -But you know that when (and if) he’s ever comfortable with it, he’ll tell you everything

           -Until then, every time you hear a self-hating thought (or one of something from the past) from him, you quietly move closer to him

           -You’ll take his hand into your own, lay your head on his shoulder, something to let him know that you can feel he’s upset, and that you’re there for him

           -His thoughts will quickly change to how much he truly loves and appreciates you, which makes the both of you extremely happy

*SAERAN:

           -Unfortunately he can get really insecure and angry when you read his mind

           -He doesn’t like you knowing how much he actually hates himself??? who does though, like?? that’s personal

           -He can get some pretty violent thoughts at times too and he doesn’t want your pretty little mind to see them too

           -Not to mention a lot of thoughts about his past. He doesn’t want to talk about it. He doesn’t want you to think about it.

           -But sometimes, no matter how hard he tries, he can’t help but think about them

           -He tries so hard to avoid you when his thoughts act up- he hates that he gets angry in order to keep you away, but he doesn’t know how else to go about it

           -FEELS SOOO BAD. How is he supposed to apologize for something like that? You don’t deserve to be put through it. It makes him feel even WORSE

           -NEVER, EVER, BRING UP WHAT HE’S THINKING. HE DOESN’T LIKE SYMPATHY. JUST STAY OUT OF HIS HEAD

           -He does appreciate when you wrap him up in fuzzy blanket, bake him warm cookies, and kiss the top of his head. Just… watch some movies with him, MC. Just sit by him and stay out of his head. Everything will be okay

           -You’re always really afraid of hearing any of these thoughts. Who wouldn’t feel bad if they heard that their s/o feels so badly about themselves?? You do your best to just let them slide and do little things to show him you care about him no matter what, and he secretly loves that you don’t intrude on his thoughts

Bonus: SAEYOUNG

           -It’s actually a lil heart-breaking to read all the thoughts he has in his head that he refuses to tell you

           -Like how he feels about himself, his past, the guilt that he has built up over his brother

           -But there are a lot of sweet things he thinks of that doesn’t come out of his mouth

           -Like how much he loves you, how he can’t imagine his life without you, and how bad he just wants to be with you every day for the rest of your lives

           -And he’s just??? So sweet??? But so hateful towards himself??? And it’s really sad to see how conflicted he is inside

           -But every time you walk in while he has a bad thought, you just kiss his forehead and he LOVES IT

           -Now he comes to you every time he over thinks because he wants a “Magic Kiss” from you

           -“But MC! Your kisses wash away the bad thoughts! You’re like an angel!”

           - f CUK SO CUTE

anonymous asked:

Okay give me six nicknames harry lovingly calls louis

Omg, aaaahhhh, okay

Lou, which he calls him that the most. In fact he probably calls him Lou 90 percent of the time. It’s the most comfortable, the most suited for them, the most warm feeling and settled. “Lou, can you pass me that pen?” “Lou, we need to go to the store,” etc. It’s domestic and cozy.

Babe, is for later’s. You know, like when they can’t say everything right at the time. “Babe I gotta go, they’re calling me into a meeting but I love you we’ll talk soon,” when they’re apart. Or, “babe, listen, we’ll talk about this when we get home because your feelings are important to me and I want to do this the right way.” (Notice how they’re both about talking because #communication is my middle name)

Wanker, is used teasingly, probably. “Did you mess up that stalkers tattoo on purpose? lol wanker” Or, “LOUIS I WAS WATCHING THAT TURN THE CHANNEL BACK YOU WANKER.” :)

Dick is a bit different, because it’s spoken out of frustration. I mean, sometimes it’s used interchangeably with wanker, but sometimes when they’re tense and frustrated, or whatever, “I think you’re being a dick right now and I kind of want to be left alone,” slips out. Not good moments, those. But those fights don’t last long. They’re not even fights, really, and right as they’re on the precipice of making up, Harry mutters “I still think you’re a dick” except this time there’s no heat behind it, and Louis laughs a bit, and then they move on.

Husband, when they’re out with friends. Honestly, they probably use that one equal parts because they love it, and equal parts because they like everyone’s reaction to it. I mean, don’t get them wrong, they’re proud of their marriage but sometimes Harry can’t help a “You know, funny you should mention it. My husband told me…” and everyone’s like, OMG WE GET IT HARRY YOU’RE MARRIED YOU CAN CALL HIM LOUIS WE KNOW WHO HE IS. haha

and finally Baby, when Louis is kinda tired (”Come on, baby, you can’t sleep on the sofa you know what that hurts your neck”), or kinda drunk, (”Baby… no, you can’t do that… ok no… yeah you’ve had enough it’s time to go ”) or kinda sad (”I know, baby. I’ll be home soon, I promise), and kinda just needs some softness in his life. To be home with Harry (and their dog… and their cat… :)). And they’re all cuddled up on the sofa, or in their bed, just drinking tea, and talking, or dreaming about their futures when they need to be reminded that they still have one, or talking about nothing when everything becomes too exhausting. And Harry gives him lots and lots of kisses, and whispers “I love you,” against Louis’ lips and holds him tighter against his side. Or how, when Harry is away and can’t be there, they’ll talk on the phone as if he was until Louis falls asleep and Harry’ll watch him for a bit before he drifts off himself. Either way, “baby” is just for the two of them, in their own little world, always.

Are you guys ready for more high school gafou au???? I am

So gaston joins ecology club just because belle’s in it and he wants to try to win her over, but jokes on him because the literal day he joins the entire club plans to go on a hiking trip where they stay in cabins and everything, but hey Gaston’s an outdoorsy type so he doesn’t mind that much

When they get to the site they’re all assigned roommates and gaston gets Theater kid!Lefou who has secretly been pining over Gaston for a reeeeally long time so Lefou is all star struck and excited and nervous at the same time.

They get into their room and there’s a pair of bunk beds. Gaston drops all his stuff and turns to Lefou, and says, “Top or bottom? I don’t mind either way.”

Lefou responds without hesitation: “bottom.”

And then Gaston starts putting his pillows in the top bunk.

Lefou says, “Oh! You meant the bunk bed! Can I have the top one, please?”

And gaston just. Short circuits. Wtf. Omg. Omg he’s gay. Omg. And you know gaston had never really thought much about anything like that but now he WAS and it’s ALL LEFOU’S FAULT. And all that time he was supposed to be spending trying to get belle’s attention now goes to trying to get Lefou’s attention because honestly how dare he come into his room all cute and funny and then goes and blatantly states his sexual preferences it honestly isn’t fair

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There are so many to chose from, so I thought I’d make this. 

They will be split up in to ships, and then into six other categories. So, here we go! The other ships will be on other posts, but when they’re done, I’ll link em.

Lams (John Laurens/Alexander Hamilton)

Modern AUs

Something They Can Never Take Away by a_mind_at_work  (@undiscoveredstory here on tumblr)

Word Count: 65,524 (WIP)

Summary: Alexander Hamilton arrives on Washington’s doorstep in distress and disarray feeling like just another worthless kid in the system. He’s certain that the Washington’s house will be no different from the others he’s been to. Usually a chatterbox who always speaks his mind, Alex decides it’s best to keep his mouth shut and his head down as he navigates his new life with the Washingtons, their adoptive son, Lafayette, and Lafayette’s amazing friends, one of whom may be working his way into Alexander’s heart. As much as he wants to move forward, he’s haunted by his past. Can Alexander face his demons or will they ruin him once and for all?

Personal Comment: Amazing. Read it. I am not usually a fan of modern AUs cause I am a massive history nerd, but I mean just read it. 10/10 would recommend. 


i saw the whole story unwind by pocky_slash ( @fourteenacross here on tumblr)

Word Count: 132,888 (complete)

Summary: It’s been two years since Alexander’s popular parapsychology blog helped him crowdfund his way to America and into college. Now, after graduating early, he finds himself accepted into the most prestigious parapsych grad program in the world. He’s going to study and hunt ghosts under the tutelage of George Washington, just like he predicted in his ten year plan. What he didn’t predict was stumbling into the best friendships he’s ever had and falling in love, but he can’t say he’s complaining.
(AKA the one where they’re all grad students ostensibly studying ghosts, but mostly having a lot of feelings.)

Personal Comment: This fic. This fic right here. Okay I read all 100k words of this in like one day and it gave me so many feelings Jesus I love this fic so much omg. Just read it. Seriously. Read it. 


Wine and Dine by UpsideAround (wont let me tag, here’s a link)

Word Count: 17,372 (complete) 

Summary: How many disastrous blind dates do you have to go on before you inevitably fall in love with the waiter that stays behind and talks to you after every one? Alexander was pretty sure this wasn’t Herc’s original plan.

Personal Comment: Amazing, just amazing. Funny and cute and I’m gushing. It made me smile and squeal and jump up and down. Just really, really, really, wonderful. 


In Pursuit of Happiness by theother51 (can’t find them on here, if you know em, tag em)

Word Count: 70,290 (complete) 

Summary: Squabble (v.) - to quarrel noisily over a trivial matter.
“Alexander and John squabbled over who should get the last box of Cool Markers in the store.”

Personal Comment: Hamilton, Laurens, teachers; arguing over markers. I rest my case. There is nothing more to say, than, read this goddamn fic. 

Fix it AUs


A Complete, Unmatched Set by triedunture (it wouldn’t let me tag them; so here’s a link http://stuffimgoingtohellfor.tumblr.com) – Contains more than just lams, (eliza/alex & john/eliza) but still.

Word Count: 10,187 (complete)

Summary: Eight years after the war ends, Hamilton finds his old compatriot and lover John Laurens, very much alive but without possession of his memories. Eliza takes charge, as she did eight years previous.

Personal Comment: Okay, fix it fics are my life and soul and this one is just so wonderful and perfect. I mean a fix it fic and someone coming back to life, sign me the fuck up.


Other AUs


We are powerless by Sammyy (I can’t find their tumblr, but if they have one, feel free to tag them) 

Word Count: 47,675 (Complete, but there’s a sequel on the way) 

Summary: “District Four’s tributes! Elizabeth Schuyler and Alexander Hamilton!”, Lee shouted into the microphone and Alexander reached out to take Eliza’s hand without prompting.
“Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!”
People were still watching them. Eliza’s hand was clutching his, though her face betrayed no emotion. Alexander swallowed and, once Lee was done, pulled her into a tight hug. “Smile for the cameras, Betsey,” he murmured, using the nickname only he had for her, “We won’t let them know we’re scared.” 

Personal comment: A Hunger Games AU, I went in not knowing what this was going to be like and I was blown away. Like better than the actual thing blown away. 10/10 would recommend.


Historical Fics

Apple by Madtom_Publius (Can’t find them here, if you know them tag em)

Word Count: 1,602 (complete, one shot)

Summary: John and Alex think making out will help relieve stress, but John can’t get over what society has taught him, especially when he starts enjoying it too much. John’s perspective. 

Personal Comment: Some trigger warnings: internalised homophobia, Christian specific homophobia, time period homophobia. Yeah so this isn’t the happiest of things, but read the rest of the series. It is wonderfully written.


Ocular by iniquiticity (can’t tag, here’s a link!

Word Count: Ocular (adj): of/or connected with the eye
He was in the eye of the storm. He was surrounded by the calmness of it, by the void of the tempest. He was wrapped and swaddled in the quiet. The tranquil air insulated him from the force of the wind and hail. He had been protected by the shield of it, and it gave him strength to outlast.

Personal Comment: Remember how I said fix it fics are my life and soul, I lied, historical lams is my life and soul. I blame knee breeches and cravats. Actually, this historical fic is my life and soul. I read it again, and again… wait… I’m just going to read it again. 


Okay! The next post will be Jamilton (Alexander/Thomas Jefferson), and I’ll link it here. If you have any lams fics you want me to read, then just submit the link here!! 

  • Me: omg why does no one ever invite me to hang out?? It's so annoying urghhhh
  • Someone: hey, wanna hangout later?
  • Me: oh, um.. Sorry I'm really... busy. Yeah, um maybe another time
  • .....
  • ....
  • ...
  • Me: Urgh I'm so lonely! I am never asked to hangout

redoxrosezzz  asked:

bro but like imagine that due to being connected to their zords and stuff, the ranger's are automatically connected to the animal it is based on. So like basically one day Trini's walking around minding her gay business and suddenly a bunch of cats start following her because they see the sabertooth spirit in her and think of Trini as their leader akljfhalfalfh. Idk the idea of a bunch of lil cats and kittens following Trini around like ducklings and meowing at her is just so funny to me omf

omg okay but like if the animals saw them like that, just any animal that sees them is suddenly like, hey!!! They’re like me!!!! so one day they’re all at the zoo and the rhino just really likes Billy?? And when they walk by the Elephant cage it just charges to the wall and stops right in front of where Zack’s standing. 

All of the big cats come up to the glass and chill against it when they see Trini and there’s a few stray cats following them around. and apparently since the chicken is the closest living relative of the T-rex whenever Jason sees one, they just squawk at him and follow him until he gives them something 

Kimberly doesn’t admit it but she’s low-key afraid of birds and screams when there’s this group of ducklings following her and Trini thinks it’s hilarious, “Kimberly, look, they imprinted on you!” “Trini, I didn’t want them to!” Trini doesn’t think it’s funny when there’s a bunch of crows one day. 

After a few months they all slowly start to realize that certain animals suddenly like them, so they talk to Alpha about it and he just shrugs, saying something along the lines of, “The animals think you’re one of them” 

and one day Billy just has this crazy idea of seeing if he can talk to the animals (similar to Percy Jackson) and it fucking works because the next day the rhino at the zoo is in the news, and people are talking about how it escaped. 

Things I adore about Changkyun
  • His nickname is ‘cave boyx
  • Always apologises for not being able to communicate well but he’s actually really great at speaking, both Korean and English
  • He’s the ‘hawkeye’ x
  • He said one of his positions in the group is to ‘look old’ x
  • Okay LISTEN, he is so good at rapping. I am not being biased, it’s a fact, he is an amazing rapper and when his mixtape comes out it’ll be straight up fire x
  • He is so funny without even trying x x x
  • Once pretended to grab the sun and eat it x
  • He is actually so good looking omg his visuals needs a separate post of appreciation tbh x x
  • Apparently there’s a hierarchy within the group and he rules them all x
  • He actually takes the best selfies, this boy knows angles x
  • That neck grab thing he does in Stuck PLEASE x x
  • That one time in Right Now where he said he wouldn’t have any facial expressions on the Viking ride, but he ended up having the best expression out of all of them x
  • Just watch this video and pray for him x
  • “Be quiet I’m speaking right now okay?!” x
  • Wonho’s second job is to annoy the crap out of him x
  • He’s the true dance king x
  • Okay his opening of this performance got me so SHOOK, English and Chinese, boy was playing with my feelings x
  • “I’m Wonho who is in charge of being the maknae.” x
  • Okay it wouldn’t be an appreciation of Changkyun without talking about his amazing friendship with Jooheon, ugh it’s so pure and beautiful x x x x
  • When he fell down because he missed his chair and got so embarrassed and just sat on the floor looking over the table omg he is so cute x
  • He actually does rule Monsta X I swear, they all adore him so much x x x
  • He is literally Kihyun’s child x x
  • White looks SO good on him x x
  • He has such a beautiful smile x
  • That one time he wore the Nirvana shirt and his hair was parted in the middle and he was cute all day x x
  • He looks so good with glasses x x
  • His vocals got everyone shook x
  • His version of the Amen special clip was the most adorable thing I’d ever seen, those CAT EARS, that LIP BITE x
  • Not only is he cute af he is SO SEXY it’s insane x x x
  • I live for these pictures of him and Shownu x
  • I love how he’s a fighter, he didn’t let being disliked by the others in No Mercy get him down, instead he used that to prove he belonged there and worked so hard and I am so thankful and so grateful that he made it through.