this one is pretty funny omg

anonymous asked:

Can I have like buzzfeed unsolved but instead of Shane and Ryan it's Jongin and his boyfriend? I lobe uuuuuuuuu♡♡

yeS OMG i fuckin love buzzfeed unsolved 


-jongin is such a scaredy cat but he’s always the one trying to go urban exploring with you it’s so funny 

-and he truly believes in all that stuff while you just go along with it for fun (and to see him scared) 

-somehow your weekend plans always end up being trips to these haunted places 

-you actually have started vlogging about these trips and have a pretty big following 

-and today you two are going to an old abandoned hospital where there are supposedly some ghosts and demons and shit 

-(”BaBe you can’t just say ‘demons and shit’ that’s disrespectful!”) 

-(”sorry jongin i mean, ‘evil spirits and shit’”) 

-(”BABE.”) 

-upsetting jongin is just too easy and too fun 

-so you two make it though most of the hospital in peace but then you find your way to the supposedly most haunted floor 

-and you’re just hamming it up for the camera going around and kicking up dust 

-”heya demons! it’s me! mess with me! i dare ya!” 

-”demons please don’t mess with my boyfriend he doesn’t mean it he’s just a major ASS” 

-”oh no. demons, i mean it. chop my toe off right now. if you don’t you’re a… pu- not scary demon.” 

-but you two both stop because what the fuck did you see that 

-a shadowy thing just ran across the hallway and jongin is instantly attached to your side 

-of course, to torture him a little bit more, you decide to follow the shadow 

-plus you didn’t get it on camera and your audience is going to call you two fakes 

-so you follow the hallway to this admittedly pretty scary room 

-like there’s some broken hospital equipment and some teenage asshole has spray painted a pentagram onto the wall 

-and you’re just scanning the room with the camera when something moves the furniture in the corner around 

-and even if you wanted to stay and figure out what it is jongin is so strong when fueled by adrenaline that he practically picks you up and carries you out of there 

-and when you two finally get outside of the hospital where jongin thinks you’ll be safe you look back at where you were and no shit there’s a light on and a shadow in the window 

-”that’s a demon we have to delete the tape what if it gets mad babe what if we die-” 

-”jongin this is a live video and it obviously can’t leave” 

-”you could have died you told it to cut your toe off what if it actually did- 

-“oH hey there demon! are you stuck? look at us! we’re free! we can get burger king! oooH YEAH” 

-and you’re absolutely insufferable but jongin still loves you and just hold you close while whispering about how he almost lost you 

-and you make the mistake of giving him a little kiss while the camera is still on because now there are a million otp comments and you kinda want to die 

-so with jongin still scared you just wink and turn off the camera 

-because you know that with some snuggles and the right disney movies jongin will be all good and ready to go by next weekend 

-and you would be lying if you said you didn’t love it 

Seventeen as puppies

Jihoon

Originally posted by glassbonespaperskin

cute but not funny at all


Jeonghan

Originally posted by dennsokagi

I’ll say just one thing to explain this: Halloween


Seokmin

Originally posted by bestdogmemes

big but a dorkie


Seungkwan

Originally posted by benhaist

the poodle. obviously


Joshua

Originally posted by heartsnmagic

SO CUTE AND SO INNOCENT OMG


Seungcheol

Originally posted by hzfuck

okay so big dogs acting like a baby… nothing more Seungcheol


Mingyu

Originally posted by gif87a-com

even he’s face looks like Mingyu


Wonwoo

Originally posted by gif87a-com

this dog is so pretty omg just like Jeon Wonwoo


Vernon

Originally posted by ohyeahadorablepuppies

cute but then… he raps


Dino

Originally posted by heartsnmagic

or cute maknae


Hoshi

Originally posted by keaneries

hehehe


Jun

Originally posted by entirelypets

or amazing actor ladies and gentlemen


MingHao

Originally posted by frogpancakes

real MingHao and a dog that is also MingHao


Guys I hope you like it! I’m BACK YO YOU’VE GOT TO DEAL WITH ME BABES
okay enough hehehe

~Annie

Hubby and i were suppose to go to the beach with some friends of ours this past Saturday. Unfortunately, the husband fell ill so they couldn’t go with us. So hubby and I made it a beach date with just the two of us.

It was a Beautiful day.  We got there early as to avoid the long lines. There wasn’t a cloud in the sky and it was a comfortable day, not too hot, although the water was freezing.

It didn’t take too long for the beach to pile up with other visitors. One couple that set up just off of us had a really cool four wheel cart that both hubby and I really liked. it would make life so much easier with having to card the cooler, umbrella’s and everything else you decide to take to the beach.  

Finally hubby got up off his chair and walked over to him. I heard him ask about the four wheel cart and ask where they got it. I got up and walked over to say hi. Allan, the husband was tall, probably in his late thirties, short dirty blonde hair, he medium built with a bit of a belly. Kelly, the wife was shorter, a bit bigger than he was , large tits and long black hair. One thing I noticed about her, was that Carly Simon type mouth and smile. Very sexy.

Anyway, we found out that they lived about 5 hours away and are in our area on vacation. They bought the cart at a Canadian Tire where they are from. After hubby and I said that we would have to look for one later on, we said it was nice to meet them and went back to sit out at our spot.

For a few hours, hubby and I sat at our spot, read and watched people on the beach. Finally it was hot enough to go into the water. But wow, the water was freezing! My nipples were very perky and evident through my bikini top.

The couple that we talk with earlier came into the water and made their way over to us. The husband was fine with the cold water and dove right in but Kelly wasn’t so convinced and was shivering as she slowly made her way over to us.

“I can’t believe how cold the water is!” She said shivering in front of us. Both arms across her large breasts. Her goosebumps were showing.

“ I know right.” I pointed to my erect nipples.

Just as I did that Allan came up out of his swim towards us and saw me pointing to my nipples and howled with laughter. “That’s something you don’t expect to see coming out of the water.”

I smiled back at him and Hubby piped up, “that’s nothing, you can hang your jacket up most days on those hard nipples.”

Allan Laughed again. We talked a while in the water about their life and how they were just married and this was pretty much their honeymoon vacation. I had my sunglasses on so neither of them saw me checking them out. Both Kelly and I got too cold so we all went back to our spots on the beach.  

A couple more hours passed, we read some more, hubby and I took a walk along the shore and I even got in a power nap. Time not surprisingly went fast. It was now almost 6 pm. People were starting to clear out of the beach. The beauty about having older kids is that we weren’t in a big hurry to get home. They can easily fend for themselves.  So Hubby and I made the decision to stay and watch the sunset. Kelly and Allan were still there as well. They eventually asked if they could bring some chairs to watch the sunset with us.

We all laughed and talked the evening away, all the while watching other people walking and playing out in the water. Commenting on other bathing suits and in some cases lack there of.

Sunset finally came and it was beautiful. We all managed to snap some amazing pics. Once the sun went down we all started to pack to leave for the night when Allan walked back to our spot.

“Are you guys hungry?” He asked. “We are heading out to a restaurant after we head to the hotel and clean up.”

Hubby and I looked at each other for a moment, “we would love to but were going to need to get cleaned up as well.” I said looking at hubby.

“Well, if you guys don’t mind, come back to out hotel and fresh’in up there.” Kelly said walking up to us. “We don’t think your murderers after all. “ She said with her Carly Simon smile.

“And we won’t bite. Much.” Allan said with a laugh.

So hubby and I were driving behind this couple that we just met today. They were really friendly and felt very comfortable with them. You could tell that they felt the same way about us.

“Who knew that asking about a four wheeled cart would turn into this!?” Hubby said as he drove behind them.

We pulled into this Motel that was about 20 minutes away from the beach. It looked like one one those 60′s motels with a large lit up sign outside. Inside it confirmed my thought. shag carpet was all around and the bed even had one of those coin machines that made the bed vibrate.

“We found this place on line.” Kelly said as she put her stuff down by the closet. “The new owners of this place turned it into an authentic 60′s style motel.”

“It’s too cool. I wouldn’t mind staying here sometime myself.” I said looking around.

Kelly showered first as Allan, myself and hubby sat around talking. When she finished I went in for a shower then Allan and hubby. Once we were all cleaned up we took one vehicle (our Van) to the restaurant. For a couple of hours we sat, ate and drank wine. We all were laughing and had a great time. Hubby was driving so he only had one beer, then drank water for the rest of the evening.

By the time we left the restaurant, the three of us were feeling pretty good. The wine def had its effect on us. Hubby was getting a kick out of our silly behavior during the van ride home.

“Omg, I’m really glad we met you guys today.” Kelly said flashing the smile.

“Hubby said on our way to the Motel that its funny how this all started because he asked where you guys got your cart from.” I smiled back at her.

We pulled into the Motel and they asked if we wanted to come back up to their room to chat some more. We did, and what happened after that is a blur to me, but I’m sure hubby would be able to tell you.Could have been too much wine or something, But, sometime after that and a couple more drinks, I was licking Allan’s sizable cock head as he stood in front of me as I sat in the chair next to the bed.

His shirt was off and his belly was hitting the top of my head as I held his cock that was sticking up of his boxer shorts. He was moaning as he held my head with both hands thrusting in and out out my mouth.

“Christ, you have a fantastic mouth.” He moaned . His large balls hitting my chin. I didn’t know where hubby was at this time, but between the loud sucking sounds coming from my mouth, I did hear Kelly moaning. Allan took his cock out of my mouth and slapped my face with it a few times leaving wet marks on my cheek. I finally saw Kelly laying on the bed, her top was still on and hubby was between her legs eating her pussy. Both her hands were on his head as she thrusted up into him.

“You like seeing that?” Allan asked as he stroked his cock in front of my face.

“Yes!” was all I could respond with.

Hubby and i don’t swing very often because he has to be careful with  his job, but when we do, its so hot watching him. I know the pleasure Kelly was in because hubby can really eat a pussy good!

“Good.” Allan said standing me up and bending me over the bed beside where Kelly was laying. He lifted my sundress and pulled my bikini bottoms down. At first he started rubbing his fat cock up and down my ass, then I felt his hands spread my ass cheeks and his tongue rimmed my ass and pussy.

I reached out to Kelly and pulled her sundress open exposing her right breast and started tweaking her large brown nipple causing her to cry out. I felt Allan’s tongue enter my pussy from behind and I leaned down more and took her nipple in my warm mouth. She let out a yelp and came on hubby’s face causing him to moan.

It wasn’t long before I was moaning loudly and came on Allan’s face as well. He stood up and entered me from behind. That thick cock filling me. I braced myself on the bed sheets as he began fucking me hard. His hips slapping into me causing the bed to shake. Hubby came up to me and kissed me so I could taste Kelly on my lips.

“She tastes good, doesn’t she?” He smiled at me.

“Yes.” I moaned back as my hole body shook with pleasure. Allan didn’t slow down. He kept thrusting hard into me.

I came again.

Hubby climbed on top of Kelly missionary and slid his hard cock deep inside her causing another loud yelp. He held her legs up past his big shoulders and started fucking her with long steady thrusts.

The room was loud with moaning, yelping, slapping and the bed banging hard against the wall. I’m sure the people in the next room were getting an earful.

Allan had one hand on my hip and the other on the shoulder as he fucked me from behind. Hubby pulled out of Kelly and turned her over into the doggy position and entered her from behind. I swear I never heard anyone yelp during sex before, but that girl, was def a yelper.  

Allan announced that he was going to cum and I reached under and took his swinging balls in my hand. He let out a soft moan then a loud grunt as he pulled out and shot spurt after spurt of hot cum onto my ass. He sat down in the chair trying to catch his breath, I knelt down and took his semi soft cock into my mouth to suck him dry.

I heard hubby picking up the pace as Kelly’s yelps turned to mini screams. The bed was banging harder against the wall as hubby pulled out and came all over her ass and back.

We continued to sit around in the hotel room, each of us in a different form of semi undress.

How did this all start anyway!?” I finally asked.

Kelly broke out in laughter. “Omg, you don’t remember?”

I shook my head as all three of them looked at me.

“When we got back into the room.” Hubby began to explain. “ Allan asked so what do you guys want to do. You said , Lets fuck. It surprised us all.”

“ I thought you were just joking around, but I stood up in front of you and asked what you had in mind.” Allan said with a smile. “ Next thing you know, you were massaging my cock through my shorts.”

“oh.” I said sheepishly

“I didn’t even realized you to were swingers.” Kelly said handing us all a bottle of water.

“Occasionally.” Hubby replied.

“Were not.” she smiled back. “But we could very well be now.”

“ Oh look dear, we converted another one.” Hubby joked.

Another hour passed by and it was getting late so hubby and I announced that we were going to leave. I got up to use the washroom. Allan came in behind me, left the door open and began to kiss me. His hand reached down under my sundress and felt my wet pussy. I moaned as his lips touched mine. His tongue played with mine as he fingered me.

The bathroom faced away from the bed room so hubby couldn’t see, Allan lifted me up onto the bathroom counter and moved closer. His hard cock sticking straight out. He took it into his hands and we both watched as he moved it up and down my pussy lips.

I couldn’t hear anything in the next room so I didn’t know if hubby was getting ready or not. Allan moved forward and his hard cock slid straight into me. We kissed passionately as his hips slapped into me. I held his ass cheeks feeling them tighten with each hard thrust. Everything on the counter was moving as we moaned .

Allan took both my legs and widened them apart with both arms as he fucked me. It was so hot knowing our spouses were in the next room. Allan then pulled out, moved me forward a bit and put his cock head on my asshole.

“You think hubby will be angry?” He whispered in my ear as he slowly pushed his cock into my ass.

“He’s not in here.” I whispered back feeling his hard cock entering my ass.

“I couldn’t keep my eyes off this ass all day.” he breathlessly whispered into my ear. “I was imagining how fucking tight your ass must be.”

He was all the way in my tight ass. His arms wrapped around me and started kissing my neck as he fucked my ass.

“Your.” hard thrust in. “So” another hard thrust. :Fucking.” Tight!” his hard thrust shook the bathroom counter as he whispered into me ear.

I was so fucking wet and horny. It was so hot having my ass fucked t with hubby in the next room.

His hard cock filled my ass and the sensation was driving my crazy. I could feel my orgasm building so I reached down between us to rub my clit. That was enough to send me over the edge and I had a amazing orgasm. Crying out, scratching his shoulder with my finger nails.

“I’m going to cum, where do you want it?” he was way beyond breathless at this point.

“In my ass.” I replied back holding onto his naked ass.

He thrust a could more times and cried out with his own orgasm as his cock pulsed inside my ass as his warm cum filled me.

“Holy fuck that was awesome.” He said breathing deeply. “ Kelly doesn’t even let me fuck her ass.” he confessed whispering in my ear.

He helped me off the bathroom counter and as we left the bathroom we could hear the bed banging up against the wall. As we made our way around the corner, all we saw was Kelly lying on the bed and hubby was on top of her, his bare ass thrusting in and out as he fucked her sexy mouth.

We stood there watching as she held onto his ass with both hands, Her mouth making wet gagging sounds. It wasn’t too long until he came in her mouth. She swallowed every drop.

When he climbed off they both looked at us and she smiled licking her lips. It was another couple hours before we left as we had another fuck session. Were hoping to see them again soon and make this a regular thing. I have messaged Allan back and forth a few times since then.

Fingers crossed.

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OMG hahaahahhaa this is hilarious!!! Cole and KJ  compete in complimenting each other using fans tweets and it’s cracking funny hahahaha… expecially when they tried to say I love you to each other xDDDD As always, It’s Riverdale Day and again, there’s a whole bunch of new videos released with the riverdale cast!  

Cole really gives off that Leo vibe here….and is this recent tho? Cos KJ’s hair looks clean and sharp!

And then we have Lili and Cami in Mexico and playing charades….Lili’s pretty good hehe

And the one with Cole and KJ….

taekook fanfic rec #1

PLEASE feel free to recommend me any of your favorite BTS fanfics (any ship), because I will read them. Also, please let me know if you liked any of the stories I recommend!

IMPORTANT: All of the fics I rec will be on a scale of 8 to 10. (8- really good, happy I read it.  9- amazing, I loved it! 10- perfect, one of my favorites. [*]= top fave)

I hope you love the stories as much as I do! As always, happy reading~


1. Dating For Dummies

Summary: in which twitter is evil, jeon jeongguk is a bit tsundere, park jimin is satan and kim taehyung may or may not have a boyfriend.

Side Couples: Yoonmin, Namjin

Length: 12k words. Oneshot.

No warnings.

AU: Non-idol

Review: THIS WAS CUTE. And funny. And omg. It was a cute read, but the characterization was a little…off? You get over it pretty quick. I enjoyed it!

My Rating: 8.5/10


2. King of the Library, Knight of His Trade

Summary: Moral of the story? Don’t fuck with Jeon Jungkook or else you’ll end up ruining your perfect attendance to chase his coattails. 

Side couples: Suga x Jin (that’s a new one for me lol)

Length: 47.4k – 20 chapters (on Asian fanfic) (no chaps on ao3)

Warnings: 47.4k WORDS OF PERFECTION AND WILL HAVE YOU PISSING YOURSELF FROM LAUGHTER. (no warnings)

AU: College

Review: OH. MY. GOD. IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS PLEASE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ. IT. RIGHT. NOW. Okay. Okay. I’m calm. This is probably my all-time fave Taekook fic or at least in the top 3. I stayed up till 3am to finish this amazing piece of perfection.

My Rating: 10/10

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There are so many to chose from, so I thought I’d make this. 

They will be split up in to ships, and then into six other categories. So, here we go! The other ships will be on other posts, but when they’re done, I’ll link em.

Lams (John Laurens/Alexander Hamilton)

Modern AUs

Something They Can Never Take Away by a_mind_at_work  (@undiscoveredstory here on tumblr)

Word Count: 65,524 (WIP)

Summary: Alexander Hamilton arrives on Washington’s doorstep in distress and disarray feeling like just another worthless kid in the system. He’s certain that the Washington’s house will be no different from the others he’s been to. Usually a chatterbox who always speaks his mind, Alex decides it’s best to keep his mouth shut and his head down as he navigates his new life with the Washingtons, their adoptive son, Lafayette, and Lafayette’s amazing friends, one of whom may be working his way into Alexander’s heart. As much as he wants to move forward, he’s haunted by his past. Can Alexander face his demons or will they ruin him once and for all?

Personal Comment: Amazing. Read it. I am not usually a fan of modern AUs cause I am a massive history nerd, but I mean just read it. 10/10 would recommend. 


i saw the whole story unwind by pocky_slash ( @fourteenacross here on tumblr)

Word Count: 132,888 (complete)

Summary: It’s been two years since Alexander’s popular parapsychology blog helped him crowdfund his way to America and into college. Now, after graduating early, he finds himself accepted into the most prestigious parapsych grad program in the world. He’s going to study and hunt ghosts under the tutelage of George Washington, just like he predicted in his ten year plan. What he didn’t predict was stumbling into the best friendships he’s ever had and falling in love, but he can’t say he’s complaining.
(AKA the one where they’re all grad students ostensibly studying ghosts, but mostly having a lot of feelings.)

Personal Comment: This fic. This fic right here. Okay I read all 100k words of this in like one day and it gave me so many feelings Jesus I love this fic so much omg. Just read it. Seriously. Read it. 


Wine and Dine by UpsideAround (wont let me tag, here’s a link)

Word Count: 17,372 (complete) 

Summary: How many disastrous blind dates do you have to go on before you inevitably fall in love with the waiter that stays behind and talks to you after every one? Alexander was pretty sure this wasn’t Herc’s original plan.

Personal Comment: Amazing, just amazing. Funny and cute and I’m gushing. It made me smile and squeal and jump up and down. Just really, really, really, wonderful. 


In Pursuit of Happiness by theother51 (can’t find them on here, if you know em, tag em)

Word Count: 70,290 (complete) 

Summary: Squabble (v.) - to quarrel noisily over a trivial matter.
“Alexander and John squabbled over who should get the last box of Cool Markers in the store.”

Personal Comment: Hamilton, Laurens, teachers; arguing over markers. I rest my case. There is nothing more to say, than, read this goddamn fic. 

Fix it AUs


A Complete, Unmatched Set by triedunture (it wouldn’t let me tag them; so here’s a link http://stuffimgoingtohellfor.tumblr.com) – Contains more than just lams, (eliza/alex & john/eliza) but still.

Word Count: 10,187 (complete)

Summary: Eight years after the war ends, Hamilton finds his old compatriot and lover John Laurens, very much alive but without possession of his memories. Eliza takes charge, as she did eight years previous.

Personal Comment: Okay, fix it fics are my life and soul and this one is just so wonderful and perfect. I mean a fix it fic and someone coming back to life, sign me the fuck up.


Other AUs


We are powerless by Sammyy (I can’t find their tumblr, but if they have one, feel free to tag them) 

Word Count: 47,675 (Complete, but there’s a sequel on the way) 

Summary: “District Four’s tributes! Elizabeth Schuyler and Alexander Hamilton!”, Lee shouted into the microphone and Alexander reached out to take Eliza’s hand without prompting.
“Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!”
People were still watching them. Eliza’s hand was clutching his, though her face betrayed no emotion. Alexander swallowed and, once Lee was done, pulled her into a tight hug. “Smile for the cameras, Betsey,” he murmured, using the nickname only he had for her, “We won’t let them know we’re scared.” 

Personal comment: A Hunger Games AU, I went in not knowing what this was going to be like and I was blown away. Like better than the actual thing blown away. 10/10 would recommend.


Historical Fics

Apple by Madtom_Publius (Can’t find them here, if you know them tag em)

Word Count: 1,602 (complete, one shot)

Summary: John and Alex think making out will help relieve stress, but John can’t get over what society has taught him, especially when he starts enjoying it too much. John’s perspective. 

Personal Comment: Some trigger warnings: internalised homophobia, Christian specific homophobia, time period homophobia. Yeah so this isn’t the happiest of things, but read the rest of the series. It is wonderfully written.


Ocular by iniquiticity (can’t tag, here’s a link!

Word Count: Ocular (adj): of/or connected with the eye
He was in the eye of the storm. He was surrounded by the calmness of it, by the void of the tempest. He was wrapped and swaddled in the quiet. The tranquil air insulated him from the force of the wind and hail. He had been protected by the shield of it, and it gave him strength to outlast.

Personal Comment: Remember how I said fix it fics are my life and soul, I lied, historical lams is my life and soul. I blame knee breeches and cravats. Actually, this historical fic is my life and soul. I read it again, and again… wait… I’m just going to read it again. 


Okay! The next post will be Jamilton (Alexander/Thomas Jefferson), and I’ll link it here. If you have any lams fics you want me to read, then just submit the link here!! 

anonymous asked:

omg can you write a funny small thing about him fucking you and then getting a pretty melody in his head or lyrics he's been trying to think of and he jumps off and is like BABY I JUST REMEMBERED IT ILL BE RIGHT BACK hfjdhfhf i'd kick his ass

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Niall had been spaced out all weekend.  It wasn’t anything major, but just little things seemed to be…off.  He burned his toast - twice.  Abandoned his untouched mug of tea on the table only to make a new one ten minutes later.  When you tried to tell him a story about your brother playing ultimate frisbee and getting clobbered by a team of high school girls he only hummed and nodded.  Normally a story about your brother doing something absolutely asinine would have Niall rolling, with his boisterous laugh echoing through the flat.

When you found him in the laundry room about to pour bleach into the detergent holder you finally snapped.  

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somanyofthekids  asked:

YA I'LL TALK TO YOU ABOUT TONY STARK, FAVORITE™ OF VILLAINS WORLDWIDE. It probably takes a bit for anyone to even realize. The first clue comes when one day the Avengers are hanging out, chatting, comparing being held hostage, y'know just regular stuff. Steve and Clint are talking about Madame Hydra's containment cells. "Have you been in the one with the orange stuff growing in the corner? What even is that?" "I don't know man. Last time she offered me a pillow and then threw me a ziplock (1/2)

ziplock bag full of gravel.” Tony leans over and frowns. “Madame Hydra? Are you sure? I’d swear I get fresh sheets every time I’ve been held by her.” “Sheets? As in bed sheets?? Madame Hydra gives you a bed???” Tony shrugs. “Yeah. The food’s pretty good too.” “She gives you FOOD??” “She once lectured me about eating a correct balance of protein and green leafy vegetables.” (2/2)


OMG YESSSSSS!!! I won’t even pretend I’m not insanely giggling to myself lol. 

On a slightly less funny note, the more they compare notes on being kidnapped the more the rest of the Avengers understand Tony’s laid-back attitude when it comes to one of them being taken. Suddenly him making jokes about Barton enjoying a nice little holiday with Doom footing the bill makes a lot more sense…cause that literally happened to him once.

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN CROSS BONES BOUGHT YOU AN ISLAND?!”

“Lent,” Tony corrects slowly. “He lent me an island.”

He eyes them with genuine surprise, like he isn’t quite sure they aren’t fucking with him. “…I take it he doesn’t do that for everyone?”

Friends & Family appreciation!

i want to compliment ALL my mutuals & my friends.
because my anxiety kills me (thanks anon)
mostly because i don’t contact people often,i just want them
to know how much they mean to me.
that i see them as ACTUAL friends. 
yes this is kinda like a follow forever. just with compliments!
this is a  hella  long list! so i’m so sorry.
i’m bad with telling your personality,so i’m so sorry.
i didn’t wanna leave anybody out.
family = bolded (basically means people i see as my real life friends)
friends = italics (means that we might not talk alot,but you still mean alot to me)

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Y'all I saw the Great Comet of 1812 this afternoon

Great comet 

• ok so to get to our seats we had to walk up some stairs to backstage where I saw a Chandelier from another show it was real cool
• also we entered onto the stage through the giant doors at the back of the stage…you know the dramatic entrance doors
Act one:
• the full cast was there
• I cried during the prologue
• so much was happening omg
• Oak fucking owning his accordion
• Natasha’s ‘spot’ was to the right of me so she was standing like right in front of me
• Lucas was to the left and was fucking gorgeous
• fucking Helene’s dress is even prettier up close like omg
• Dolokhov has better eyeliner then me
• the cast when sitting on stage is like right there like they are in your face and it’s beautiful
• also the mezzanine is fucking beautiful
• everyone in the room had such being smiles on their face during prologue
• then BAM it’s Pierre
• I also cried during Pierre
• fucking Oak owning the piano
• HE JUST HAS SO MUCH EMOTION AND I CANT OMG
• it was just really overwhelmed
• BAM time for Moscow
• it’s gets really quiet and Denee is standing in her spot again right next to me
• then all of a sudden Marya is yelling
• literally everyone jumps is funny as hell
• every once in a while either Marya, Natasha or Sonya would just come stand in front of our seating thing and smile
• it was so pure
• Also during the private and intimate life of the house the prince (too lazy to spell his name) literally was just whispering ‘not in my house, not my house’ over and over when Natasha entered
• ok nothing to exciting happened until no one else
• guess who cried
ME
• the lights all go blue and Natasha is right in front of us and she just spins and in the very moment I swear to god a true princess was in front of me
• I cried when the fake snow starting falling like it was fucking gorgeous
• so the Opera
• honestly wtf
• so the guy who plays Balaga literally plays like 12 different roles and it’s really funny
• the Opera was still weird as fuck
• I got a piece of confetti from it so that was cool
• Natasha face during when the ights come up was funny as hell
• Anatoles dramatic entrance was great
•Also during the Opera Lucas got in some women’s face and she kissed him twice and Lucas just started laughing it was real cute
• literally Helene and Anatole during the Opera was literally sex wtf
• Lucas is also a really small person like he looks tiny
• then Oak looks like a giant like his hands are huge omg
• ok so the fucking Duel
• I still had no idea wtf was going on because intense strobe lights
• but at one point my mom fucking JABS me in the side so I turn to look at her and what to I see
• *heavy breathing*
• LUCAS MOTHERFUCKING STEELE
• RIGHT THERE
• LITERALLY STANDING AT OUR TABLE
• HE FUCKING SMILED AT US
• like he came down into the little seating thing we were in and shit
• so I’m freaking out and then I notice
• this boy be holding a whip
• there’s also a female ensemble member in the little seating area too
• this fucker WHIPS this girls ass
• like real Kinky
• Jesus Christ
• then all the lights came on and it was the duel like Jesus
• the actual duel part was pretty great
• DUST AND FUCKING ASHES
• HOLY HELL
• THIS SONG
• ok so the lighting is all dramatic and it’s really pretty
• then Oak starts singing and it was like angels came down from heaven
• like Dust and Ashes does not make me sad like I can listen to that song and be perfectly fine
• but I was just a mess like I was tearing up
• if you look at the mezzanine there’s the entire cast minus oak just standing in a straight line singing and the lights are dimmed over them and they look like literal angels and I was tearing up at the point of the song but then my dad pointed out the mezzanine and I fucking lost it. It was truly magical
• everyone was crying during that song
• I actually cried the foundation around my eyes off my face
• I was a mess
• ok so after that emotional mess we GO TO CHURCH
• literally Sunday morning is so funny to me
• like it’s all dramatic with Natasha and Sonya talking about the future and shit them Marya just runs down the stairs screaming ITS TIME TO GO TO CHURCH
• it’s funny as hell
• literally Marya and Sonya sit on one of the stair cases and pray for the rest of the song
• it’s great
• Charming is amazing
• Natasha is literally so fucking happy during this song like awwww
• Helene has a different dress on and its somehow even prettier then the first one
• like I need Helene to style my wardrobe
• the song is beautiful
• Amber Gray is a true angel like god bless
• to prove my point during the Ball Helene walks out with a pair of black and gold wings on
• literal angel
• the Ball was magical
• like Lucas was so hot omg
• and Denee was so pretty
• they started dancing and I started crying
• I got hit with a dress like 5 times by one of the ensemble girls but that’s okay because the dress was really soft and like I appreciated it                                     • the very end of the Ball like the part we’re Natasha is like ‘I will love you Anatole’ that entire part is my favorite part of the entire show like it’s so beautiful and the notes just hit me hard

• I cried during that part 

~ intermission ~

Act two:
• still not recovered from act one
• letters was intense
• there were people everywhere
• a bunch of guys came and sat with us and handed out letters
• I did not get one
• I am sad
• but still it was great
• also Natasha and Anatole did the just say yes thing right In front of me and Lucas’ facial expressions were amazing
• I love Sonya and Natasha….the song that is
• the hurt on Sonya’s face was insane like Ingrid is such a good Sonya god bless
• Natasha got really fucking pissed when saying I hate you
• Sonya alone made me cry
• it made my dad cry
• it made everyone cry
• hell it even made Sonya herself cry
• so much fucking emotion coming from her it was amazing
• during preparations Anatole was just walking around with shaving cream on his face
• it was pretty great
• fucking Balaga
• we did not get shakers
• that didn’t fucking stop me from bouncing and fucking smacking the table in beat to the song
• everyone was having so much fun omg
• like the audience went fucking insane with the shakers
• good times
• Balaga did this thing were he slid across the stage and was right in front of us
• it was really funny
• holy fuck the abduction
• SO MUCH FUN OMG
• one of the ensemble members came down into our seating thing again and was like raise a glass…raise something literally anything just put something in the air
• it was fun
• during the part where Anatole is like ‘everyone raise a glass’ he held out the woah part really long and it was impressive
• also during that part Marya got really excited and was bouncing up and down and honestly it was so pure
• she’s so cute
• during the Abduction Marya and Helene make the Fuck out for like 3 minutes like amber gray had lipstick all over her face
• it was literally fucking insane during that song
• the second Lucas grabbed that violin I like yelped
• I was not ready for the green coat and violin
• so attractive
• during the ‘first we have to sit down’ part you could hear Lucas asking the girl in the row to move over a bit for him to sit and it was really cute
• “can you just move over a little bit. Just a little. Thank you so much.”
• pure
• the girl like laughed or something then Lucas started laughing and his laugh is so cute
• even more pure
• also during that song one ensemble member came down into our section, handed his guitar to the lady sitting behind me and said “ hi can you please hold my guitar just for a minute. I have to go dance. Thank you very much” it was really funny
• in my house was amazing
• like I love Grace McLean
• her voice is stunning
• she was standing really close to us for most of it and the hurt expression on her face omg
• Marya was very sad
• a call to Pierre was great
• during Pierre’s what’s oak kept getting like mad and it was really funny because during the last one is like balled his fists and like looked the Hulk
• the incredible Oak
• find Anatole wasn’t too exciting except for Helene’s costume change which now was literally just a corset and really short shorts and a long ass silk robe
• she still looked like a queen
• Pierre and Anatole is probably one of my favorite songs
• so much agression omg
• literally Oak just fucking slams Lucas down like five times
• It was quite amusing
• also Lucas’ hair got really messy during this song and it was really cute
• I fucking melted during the high note
• like shivers went down my spine
• it was beautiful
• Natasha very ill was really upsetting because it’s every character besides Anatole on stage just sitting down crying while Sonya sings
• like Helene was sitting by us and was just crying
• it was sad man
• Andrey is a prick
• not much about Andrey and Pierre except for at one point Andrey like pushes Pierre back and it looks so intense
• Pierre and Natasha
• I cried again
• Denee still looks like a princess even while in pajamas with messy hair and no shoes
• Natasha like sobs during this song and omg it was upsetting
• like Pierre is so gentle with her and Natasha just looks so fragile
• during the speaking part I just cried like omg
• the last song
• I fucking sobbed
• like Oak was so fucking good and the 'comet’ was so pretty up close
• generally the lighting for that song was beautiful
• so all in all I cried like a baby
• a lot
~ Stage door ~
• holy shit
• ok so they were filming for something with Ingrid so that was pretty cool
• I got to met Oak
• fucking kill me
• he’s so nice
• omg
• I love him
• also I met Ingrid
• she’s so pretty
• I met the girl who played Mary
• and the guy who played Andrey
• and Dolokhov
• and a bunch of ensemble
• it was great
• so after a while we were walking around and my mom was like look across the street
• the guys who play Andrey and Dolokhov were just walking down the street it was great
• also I saw Anthony Médina and he was taking pictures with fans and he was really cute omg I regret not getting a picture


EDIT: Okay so I write this when I was half asleep so that’s why it’s such a mess. Also I should point out that this was my second time seeing the show so this was a lot of little details that I noticed the second time round. Also I was sitting on stage at those little table sections to the left and right of Pierre’s parlor (that middle section on stage with the piano)

Companions React to Sole Having a Kitten Sneeze

Request: Hey! Could i request a companions react to sole having a really cute kitten sneeze? The high-pitched, squeaky kind? Thanks! You’re amazing!

This is also very relatable for me since I have this kind of sneeze. That’s how I got my nickname, Mousie!


Cait: “Oh my- I’m gonna piss myself!!” She’d be laughing so hard. Cait would fall on the ground as Sole just stood there red with embarrassment. There’s no way Cait was gonna let them live this down. Cait would start trying to make them sneeze in purpose just to hear it again. And there would be. Non. Stop. Teasing.

Curie: “We have the same sneeze, Sole!” Curie would most definitely sneeze like this as well. She was glad that someone else could relate, so now they could both be adorable together. The others would tease them playfully, but now they both didn’t mind as much.

Danse: “That was so cute…” Danse would whisper to himself. His cheeks would get kinda pink as he just stared at Sole after they sneezed so adorably. Sole sounds just like a little kitten, how could Danse not just melt inside??

Deacon: “Aww oh my god that was the most adorable sneeze ev-” Sole would punch him right there. They would march away grumbling how everyone says the same thing, but Deacon would just grin stupidly to himself. He’d tease a little, but be pretty lighthearted about it.

Hancock: “What in the hell was that?” He’d chuckle and give Sole a smirk as they got all flustered. Hancock would throw an arm around their shoulder and tell them they had a lovely sneeze. He would be rather protective about this, making sure people didn’t go too far with the teasing.

MacCready: “Sh- I mean… that was really cute, Sole.” Like Danse, he’d go a little punk himself. Mac would just wanna wrap Sole up in a fuzzy blanket and cuddle them. They sounded just like a little kitten, which made MacCready happy the rest of the day.

Nick Valentine: “I’ll add this to the list of your quirks.” He’d chuckle softly, teasing a little. Nick would ruffle their hair as Sole got all flustered, but let this go pretty easily.

Piper: “BLUE OMG CUTE AHH” She’d absolutely flip schnitzel over how cute that sneeze was. Piper would pinch their cheeks and give Sole a big hug and tell them they’re her little kitten.

Preston: “General? That was… unexpected.” He’d laugh pretty hard, but cover his mouth to try to stop himself. Preston would not tease Sole afterwards about their sneeze, though. Like Hancock, Preston would be protective about it to make sure no one went too far.

Extra!Maxson (because I’m a huge slut for him and I thought he’d have a funny reaction to this…): “Did you hear that?” Sole would freeze and go beet red in the face. They’d simply shake their head no, hoping Maxson would let it go. Of course, he didn’t. “I swear, I heard a tiny squeak of some sort.” Danse would be in the corner trying not to burst out laughing. Sole would be plugging their nose in attempt not to do it again. And Maxson would start a search for the supposed small animal that could have made such a noise.


Thanks so much for requesting, anon!! If you have your own requests, leave an ask! Or just say hi!

Boyfriend Taeyong


  • fluffy fluffy fluffy the fluffiest boyfriend in the world
  • definitely more of a giver in the relationship (not in an unhealthy way tho!!!!!!)
  • in the beginning of the relationship he’s kinda distant
  • and reserved
  • but it’s only because he’s scared
  • he doesn’t want to push your boundaries
  • or make you uncomfortable
  • so at first there’s very limited amount of skinship
  • and it even makes you wonder if you’re doing smth wrong
  • but it’s just taeyong being soft!!!!!
  • it’s honestly painful for him
  • because he just wants to cuddle you
  • and hold you
  • and kiss you
  • but he doesn’t want to freak you out
  • so when you start initiating skinship
  • and letting him know what you’re okay with
  • he becomes the clingiest baby in the world
  • he just won’t let you go
  • the second that he sees you, he has his arms wrapped around you
  • he gives the best hugs
  • he rests his head on top of yours and he holds you so tight
  • he whispers cute stuff to you
  • “i missed you sooooooooo much”
  • “did you miss me”
  • “i couldn’t stop thinking about you”
  • “i saw this cute puppy on the way here and it reminded me of you”
  • you can’t really go out because your relationship is kept private
  • so when you see each other it’s at your place most of the time
  • when you’re watching a movie, he’s holding you
  • when you’re telling each others about your day, he’s holding you
  • when you’re doing the dishes, he’s holding you
  • when you’re sleeping, he’s holding you
  • when you’re eating, he’s trying to hold you and you have to push him back because you’re starving tbh
  • he either just pulls you to his chest when he’s being clingy
  • or he lies down on you and crushes you
  • when you’re doing something he follows you and clings to your arm
  • and when you have to reject his skinship for whatever reason, he pouts and whines
  • and he doesn’t stop until you give him a kiss
  • A BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • he also has a weird obsession with having you sit on his lap
  • he always taps his lap
  • or just pulls you on it when you’re sitting next to him
  • sometimes, very rarely, he can spend the night at your place
  • and it’s his favorite thing ever because he gets to sleep with you
  • you talk until very late (or early in the morning)
  • and it’s one of the rare moments when he tells you about his worries
  • and his hardships as a leader and idol
  • when you really can’t stay awake anymore, he holds you against his chest
  • and doesn’t let go until the morning
  • and even then it’s a struggle to get him to let you out of bed
  • he ALWAYS buys you stuff
  • even when you tell him he doesn’t need to
  • and that it burdens you
  • he says it makes him happy to spoil you
  • and that you shouldn’t worry about it
  • he listens to everything you say
  • and as soon as you mention something you like, he takes note of it
  • and the next time you see him he has the biggest smile on his face
  • “guess what hehe SURPRIIIIIIIIIIIIISE”
  • he has mentioned multiple times that he wants to be with someone who can lead him
  • i think this is also related to the fact that being a leader is very tiring
  • so when he’s with you, he likes having more freedom
  • and less responsibilities
  • and he feels a sense of security when he’s with you
  • though i see him as being very insecure in a relationship
  • he would overthink every he does
  • and everything you do or say
  • he would doubt himself a lot and you would have to give him reassurance all the time
  • especially at the beginning of the relationship
  • but even later, he would still be very doubtful
  • but you’d just have to remind him of how much you love him
  • and then he’d get all mushy and shy
  • such a baby
  • he’d be so good at comforting you
  • he’d listen to all your worries
  • and give you advice
  • all up in his leader role
  • and he’d try to cheer you up by acting silly
  • or preparing something fun to do
  • he’d also cook for you all the time
  • gordon ramsay better watch his back!!!!!
  • he’d ask for your opinion
  • and when you said it’s good each time
  • because it was good all the time
  • he would get fustrated
  • “BUT U SAY ITS GOOD ALL THE TIME I NEED CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM”
  • “BUT BABY WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY ITS REALLY GOOD”
  • “SIGH……….. THANKS”
  • random i love you’s all the time
  • also he would be the first to say i love you
  • a few months into the relationship
  • he wasn’t planning to say it so early
  • but he’d also been wanting to say it for way longer
  • but he was just too scared of creeping you out by saying it too early
  • but one day you’re acting silly
  • and laughing your ass off about something
  • and while you’re giggling taeyong is staring at you
  • with the biggest smile on his face
  • and he just lets out “i love you”
  • and it gets all quiet
  • he regrets saying it because he thinks he made everything awkward
  • but you just smile and tell him you love him too
  • and he’s so happy he feels like he could die right at that moment
  • after that he never misses an opportunity to tell you he loves you
  • also very much the type to bring up marriage casually
  • “when we get married, i want to do this”
  • “oh we’re getting married now?”
  • “aren’t we going to? one day?”
  • “sure”
  • “good!! :D”
  • he always brags about you to the members
  • to the point they probably get tired of listening
  • “guys do you know what y/n did yesterday?”
  • “hey guys did i tell you about what y/n told me? it was so funny i cried”
  • “omg don’t ask me why i’m smiling so much”
  • “we’re not going to ask you hyung”
  • “woah okay donghyuck if you want to know so bad!!! LOOK AT THE PIC Y/N JUST SENT ME ISNT SHE SO CUTE”
  • “yeah ok she’s pretty cute”
  • “hey!!!!! she’s mine”
  • not really the type to get too jealous
  • sometimes he gets needy
  • but he loves how close you are to the members
  • and when he does get jealous, it’s more because of his insecurities than not trusting you
  • though sometimes he gets tired of everyone complimenting you
  • and even though he’s happy you receive so much love
  • and he’s proud that his girlfriend is so appreciated
  • he gets a little smad sometimes
  • because he’s scared of losing you
  • but as soon as you tell him you love him
  • or that you kiss him
  • he forgets all about it

EXO REACTION: s/o being a fan of a male idol

Requested by: @gokuderagenesis

Xiumin: when he heard how much you loved Kang Daniel, he was immediately jealous. His girl, who is dating an older man (him, 28) likes a young guy??? Is he getting to old for her? Does she like younger men now? You would have to reassure him that you just think he is cute but xiumin is way cuter and hotter than he could ever be.

Originally posted by periwin5les

Lay: when he saw you were dancing to Luhan, he smiled. This boy is so innocent that he loved that you were cheering on one of his friends. When he started to hear you call Luhan ‘hot’ and ‘sexy’, it really started to hit home that maybe you like his friend a little bit too much. Soooo to get the attention off of Luhan, he will show you his newly released music videos and sit and watch you fangirl to them!

Originally posted by r-velvets

Suho: when he heard you say that you loved kyungsoo’s singing voice, his heart hurt but he was glad that you support his members, too. He would be okay with the fact you are a fan of kyungsoo, but he would never allow kyungsoo to sing for you since he is the only man who can do that!

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

Baekhyun: when he came home one day and he saw all these different ‘Samuel’ posters hung up around the house, his jaw would literally hit the floor! Why is his girlfriend putting up all the pictures and why are they all of another man?? So while you went out to buy more posters, he would switch the ones already put up in the home for pictures of himself and once he finished and patted himself on the back and was so proud of himself.

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

Chanyeol: when you started fangirling over BAP yongguk’s deep voice, you would see him out of the corner of his eye warming up his voice to try and speak low. When he failed and his voice cracked, you couldn’t help but find him adorable for trying to act like him, BUT what chanyeol learned is that you love him for him and him for acting like yongguk!

Originally posted by yeollovemebaek

Chen: when he saw all these posters of Bi-rain on your wall. He was shocked! He thought that he was your ultimate bias but no! Bi rain had to make the most cutest and romantic comeback ever to steal his girlfriends heart again! He would be so jealous and would end up ignoring you playfully for the rest of the day.

Originally posted by co-kai-ne

Kai: when Kai saw your screensaver as Taemin, he got kinda jealous but also thought it was funny. He was laughing out of happiness that you are a fan of his best friend but he got jealous because he should be your screensaver! Not his best friend! While you were in the shower he would get on your phone and change it to a sexy Kai picture just to let ya know how lucky you are to have him and not Taemin.

Originally posted by spread-ma-wings

Kyungsoo: when kyungsoo heard you screaming, he immediately ran into the room with a kitchen knife thinking you were getting attacked! When he saw you screaming and jumping up and down while watching jay park perform live, he. Was. Done. Jk jk. He was first annoyed because you shouldn’t be screaming unless you’re getting seriously hurt, but then he thought it was funny how much just one guy could make you that happy. But he would wish that he was the only guy that could make you even happier. (OMG THIS GIF HE IS SO CUTE IM DYING SEND HELP)

Originally posted by minniedeer

Sehun: He scoffed when he saw Kai performing pretty boy with taemin (omg side note but I literally love that song and Kai looks so good I’m dead). He thought that he should joining them and that they didn’t look that good without him. He would ask if you agreed with him but when he kept getting no response he looking over and literally saw you drooling of Kai in his white shirt. He was hurt and taken aback that you reacted that way, so he would take his shirt off and tell you how better he is than Kai.

Originally posted by kporn

anonymous asked:

Mc trying to seduce rfa + v &Saeran using the virgin killing sweater 😂😂🍑🍑👀👀

Oh my goddd. I had never heard of the virgin killing sweater before (if you haven’t either, I highly suggest looking it up - my first introduction into it was this article) and everything I’ve seen on it is just the girl wearing the sweater and nothing else so that’s kind of what I had in mind when I wrote these lolol. I swear this is totally something I would illustrate if I actually could art. Thank you, anon, this was genuinely a joy to write! I hope I did it justice!

I mean…MC really does love her sweaters.

Requests are open.~


✦ZEN:

  • he’s been practicing for rehearsal all day
  • at this point he has everything down but he’s still going
    • “Zenny…you’ve been at it all day…come take a break with me.~”
    • “I just need to practice a little more, I have to do a good job.”
  • well…drastic times call for drastic measures
  • you had heard the craze and bought one…just in case
  • the virgin killing sweater now time to see if it works
  • you come out of the room wearing it
    • “Are you sure you can’t take just a little break, Zenny?”  
  • something in your tone of voice makes him turn around
  • and he FREEZES
  • you have unleashed The BEAST™
  • has you pinned to the wall so fast omg what rehearsal?
  • doesn’t even make it to the bedroom tbh
    • “You’re going to be the death of me someday, MC” said after the sweater is long forgotten on the floor, of course
  • makes sure the sweater is folded on the top of other clothes in the drawer hoping you decide to use it again soon

✦Yoosung:

  • between studying to be a veterinarian, after school clubs, and you, this boy has been busy
  • so it’s really understandable that when he has a day to relax, he wants to play LOLOL
  • but he has been playing for five hours it really had been a long time since he played
  • so you decide to play a little dirty literally?
  • you come up behind him wearing the virgin killing sweater and wrap your arms around him
    • “Oh, MC, just one more round–”
    • “Are you sure that’s what you want, Yoosung?”
  • then you spin his chair around to face you he’s eye level with “the girls” omg omg what happened to his brain
  • Yoosung.exe has stopped working
  • his face is so red
  • his friends are yelling into his headset, they are under attack
  • then he recovers a little
    • “If you were looking at what I’m looking at, you’d ditch LOLOL in a heartbeat too” and then he logs out with no other explanation
  • he’s still blushing like mad but he pulls you into his lap omg you’re not even wearing pants, he’s the luckiest guy ever???
  • he ends up carrying you to the bedroom bridal style after making out on the chair for a while

✦Jaehee:

  • owning a bakery is exhausting
  • she’s much happier than when she was working for Jumin but seems no less tired?
  • so it had been a little while since you two had been intimate
  • …and tbh you were thirsty
  • so you bought the sweater and put it on the second it came in
  • when she gets home, you are going about your usual business
  • not even acknowledging the virgin killing sweater
  • she’s standing in the doorway, blushing and open-mouthed
  • when you bend down in an over-exaggerated way, bend & snap anyone? she drops her purse
  • suddenly she’s grabbing your hand to lead you to the bedroom
    • “You’re not too tired?” what’s with that innocent tone of voice
    • “On the contrary, I am feeling quite energized, thanks to you.”
  • tbh she’d heard of the sweater and thought it was ridiculous but consider her mind changed now

✦Jumin:

  • he had been working late all week
  • you decided to order the virgin killing sweater without telling him
  • you had showed him in amusement when you first discovered it and he had been unimpressed
    • “That woman must be freezing. The sweater has no arms…or a back…or even sides. It is barely even clothing.” sweetheart that’s the point
  • it’s around noon when it comes in and you decide to text Jumin
    • “Can’t you come home early today? You’ve been there late all week and my new sweater came in. I want your opinion.”
    • “I wish I could, you know that, my love. Is a new sweater really a reason to cut work short?”
    • “Hmm…you tell me, Mr. Han.~” [sent with a selfie you took while wearing it]
    • “…I’ll be right there.”
  • Jaehee had to cancel the rest of his day you promise her you’ll make it up to her later
  • Driver Kim knows that look; he is speeding on the way home
  • you are waiting at the door when he arrives
  • he immediately kisses you
    • “I was wrong about the sweater. It is…very effective. I hope you don’t have plans for the next two days…”
  • carries you to the bedroom, closing the door behind you
    • “I love the sweater, but you look best wearing nothing at all…”

✦Saeyoung:

  • tbh you bought it bc you thought it would be hilarious
  • then you put it on and hey you don’t look half bad
  • and you decide you are definitely going to use it today
  • when Saeyoung gets home, you’re in the bedroom waiting for him
  • on the bed, with this absolutely ridiculous pose
  • so he’s laughing at first
  • but then you turn just so and omg you went from funny to ridiculously hot in .5 seconds flat
  • no more laughter
  • he jumps on the bed and starts kissing you
  • did you really just seduce him with a meme you two are perfect together
  • he really enjoys running his hands underneath the sweater tbh so it takes a while for it to actually come off
  • later on, he’s picking it up from the floor and putting it on
    • “Hey, this looks pretty good on me! We should get one in every color!”

✦V:

  • he can’t…really see what you’re wearing too well
  • but you actually kind of prefer that?
  • you have a plan
  • he comes home and you’re wearing the sweater and ofc he makes no comment
  • so you sit in his lap and rest your head on his shoulder nothing out of the ordinary, you two do this all the time
  • it isn’t until his hand rests on your leg that he realizes something is different
    • “MC…you aren’t wearing pants?”
  • suddenly he’s exploring a little more closely just what you wanted
  • he runs his hands down your sides and back and feels loose-fitting fabric and lots of skin
  • he’s breathing quite a bit heavier now
  • continues running his hands all over you until you can’t take it anymore
  • you grab his face and kiss him which makes him chuckle
    • “Taking too long for your tastes, love?”
    • “You are such a tease.”
    • “Only returning the favor. Shall we move to the bedroom?”

✦Saeran:

  • he is not prepared
  • you’d had a little spat that hasn’t quite been resolved yet
  • and then you come home with a shopping bag and a smirk on your face
  • and you change immediately
  • and now you’re standing in front of him…wearing that
  • he never really understood the point of dressing a certain way to seduce someone
  • and yet…he can’t deny the effectiveness of it
  • like…wow
  • tbh part of him wants to leave out of protest this isn’t fair
  • legit stands there warring with himself for several good minutes
  • while you just stand there waiting for the virgin killing sweater to work its magic
    • “…fuck it.”
  • then he pushes you against the wall and starts kissing you
    • “Does this mean we aren’t fighting anymore?”
    • “Ask me later.”
Regarding Jawbreaker (the new Nyannya series!!)

So first off, I totally love it (I might like it even more the My Tongue in Your Mouth…).  There are currently three chapters out (sorry, I’ve been selfishly just reading them), but I stayed up most of last night to work on chapter 1.  I finished half the chapter (created raws, cleaned, translated, and typesetted).  I’ll be done in 1-2 days (hooray being on vacation), but my proofreaders are still busy.  So yeah, don’t know when I can release it yet.  One of my proofreaders might have a little time tomorrow, but I assume you guys want me to release chapter 5 of My Tongue in Your Mouth first?

Anyway, back to Jawbreaker ~ so there aren’t any sex scenes in chapter 1, but there are lots of them in chapter 2 and 3!  Beezlekn will be uncensoring them, so look forward to tons of amazing dicks ! Beezlekn is pretty much a god, so I’m so lucky to have their help!!

Um…so you guys probably are wondering what the premise of Jawbreaker is?  Let’s see…so it’s about two college-aged childhood friends, Logan and Daniel.  One’s a ginger (there are plenty of redhead disses in this manga, haha so sorry if you’re one too) and the other is a megane-kun (he wears glasses). Once Daniel finds out that Logan is somehow still a virgin (he hasn’t even had a real kiss either), he offers to help him practice kissing.  

So before you guys go like, “OMG, THAT’S BEEN DONE TO DEATH! BOOO,” here me out.  It’s actually really good!  It isn’t cheesy at all, and will not be quite what you’re expecting.  I really love it, and it’s actually pretty funny too!  The sass-level on megane-kun (Daniel) is just too much.

Here are two spoiler pages just so you can see what the characters look like (they haven’t been proofread yet, so they’ll probably change later).  Also, they’re not in a row, so they won’t connect (they’re like 8 pages apart)


(and then, 8 pages later)

Nyannya is my favorite mangaka, so I hope you guys like her new series too!

LMAO RIP QUALITY OF GIF. HELLO ALL!!! This is my thank you to everyone who decided to follow me and help me hit 3K+ followers!
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Seungkwan crushing on you !! // scenario

Originally posted by lseokmin

a bullet-point scenario starring our beautiful boo (aka my death pls enjoy :’)

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- alright so to start off, let me just say

- a lot of people think Seungkwan is quite the confident character 25/8

- and yES THERE’S NO DOUBT THIS BOY’S GOT HELLA CONFIDENCE

- but tbh I think he would totally lose his cool for a girl he has a huuuge crush on

- it would probably take a whole lot of time for him to realize he likes you but

- once he does

- oh man

- he’s gonna be falling so freaking hard and it will be super obvious at times

- mainly bc the members won’t be able to keep secrets from you for shit lmao

- but there will be plenty of moments when he’ll slip up a bit and give a few hints

- so you’re an intern at pledis entertainment, assisting in the management of Seventeen

- meaning you see Seventeen every time you show up for work !! (where do I sign up)

- and by the third week of your internship, you’re practically best friends with all of them bc you’re just so friendly and open and talented and aDORABLE

- well, best friends with all of them except one:

- Boo Sasskwan

- except he’s not sassy when he’s around you

- in fact he’s the exact opposite

- you managed to get to know all of the other Seventeen members, but getting to know Seungkwan was a challenge

- whenever you past by him in the building, he’d simply bow and say hi before scampering off

- and when you ran into a group of members including Seungkwan just hanging out in the practice room, Seungkwan would find an excuse to leave the group

- his constant avoiding made you think he really disliked you :(

- it made you more nervous about approaching him

- but more importantly, his actions saddened you a good deal

- like, the members would tell you stories about Seungkwan and his confident/funny behavior when you aren’t there

- he seems like a super fun guy to hang out with and you can’t help but think of how cool it would be to be friends with him

- but you just think of all the times he’s avoided you and begin to sulk over the impossibility of you guys becoming good friends

- so you kinda decide to leave him alone and let him be

- but little did you know that Seungkwan feels the same exact waY skdbkjsbfkdjfvskh

- he sees how well you get along with the rest of the group and he really envies the others for having you by their sides

- but rather than taking action and initiating the friendship with you, he gets freaked out and abOrts missioN

- he’s afraid of messing up in front of you in an attempt to get to know you

- he thinks of how much is at stake when he talks to such a cool, funny, talented, adorable, pretty girl like-

wait, he thinks

- HOLY SHIT, I LIKE Y/N._&(-%”()&=:-&!$-”

- it hits him when he’s up thinking about you one night :,)

- first thing he does when he wakes up the morning after his realization is tell Vernon about his crush on you bc verkwan m8

- Vernon, knowing your open nature with everyone, encourages Seungkwan to initiate the friendship first, saying that it’ll be easy

- but Seungkwan yells something along the lines of “VERNON I CAN’T JUST WALK UP TO Y/N LIKE THAT, I’M AFRAID I’LL SAY SOMETHING DUMB AND SCARE HER AWAY.”

- but Vernon is just like, “dude, you’re not gonna get anywhere if you don’t become friends first. And besides, she loves dumb jokes. Y/n is probably the nicest human being alive.”

- just before Seungkwan can counterattack Vernon’s argument, Jeonghan pops his head into their room and says, “Seungkwan, you like y/n? ;);)));)”

- Seungkwan activates his “aggressive denial mode” and shakes his head rapidly while saying “nononono” as fast as he can

- and ofc the day just gets better when Seokmin and Soonyoung peep into the room with wide grins, having overheard the news as well

- and as much as Seungkwan tries to convince them that he had said nothing concerning you, they don’t believe him bc cMON THIS BOY WAS SO FREAKING LOUD WHEN HE WAS YELLING AT VERNON ABOUT YOU LMAO

- soon enough, word of Seungkwan’s crush spread among the members and the poor guy was fucked l o l

- so later in the day, the members head over to the company building, where they usually see you. As you encountered a few of the members individually throughout your afternoon, they would subtly hint at you about Seungkwan or ask you if you had any particular member that you liked (which you weren’t sure how to answer)

- but you definitely sensed something going on and it began to bother you

- however, when you bump into Wonwoo, he asks you something different:

- “hey y/n, why aren’t you too close to Seungkwan?”

- you sigh and explain to him that you really do admire Seungkwan from afar but he’s been giving you a feeling that he doesn’t want to be friends with you with his distant nature

- Wonwoo nods in understanding, thanks you for telling him, and you both part ways, leaving you still in a mystery

- later that evening, the guys are all back in the dorm and Soonyoung brings up Seungkwan’s little crush as a dinner discussion topic

- Seungkwan tries to defend himself with denial, but fails when Vernon hesitantly confirms the crush

- little boo is a blushing mess and hides his reddened face with his hands as the boys discuss ways to get you to like him

- until Wonwoo brings up what you had told him earlier in the day concerning your awkward acquaintanceship with Seungkwan

- Seungkwan lifts his head from the table and brightens at the mutual-ish wish to create a good friendship

- you can imagine all the members hollering in OOH’S at blushy boo

- so the next day, Seungkwan decides to talk to you and you guys finally become friends :D

- the two of you get close right away and Seungkwan is able to loosen up in front of you a little more every time he gets to hang out with you

- but he sometimes reverts to his shy and blushy self when the members embarrass him in front of you

- like one time, Seokmin pushed Seungkwan and sent him hurdling towards you and B A M you were suddenly in Seungkwan’s arms, faces suuuper close

- Seungkwan immediately stepped away from you and apologized for the sudden collision (even though the both of you really didn’t mind ;););)

- and Chan almost spilled the beans another time so all the members had to distract you from the spoiler with some other random topic (you can also imagine the hyungs covering up Chan’s mouth and Seoksoon distracting you with loud noises lol)

- BUT ANYWAYS, shall we discuss some common crushing habits Seungkwan would have ;)?

- well he’d definitely be the type to show off his singing and dancing skills whenever you’re around, trying extra hard to hit perfect notes/dance sharply

-he loves to make you laugh, so he’d try hard to be funny when he can be

- he’s also the type to play hard-to-get, like he’d make sure you’d be the one to greet him when you guys pass by each other sometimes, just to reassure himself that you’re still aware of his existence lolololol

- would have the brightest smile whenever he’s around you omg, if Seokmin is the sun, Seungkwan’s smile would be another pretty bright star :,)))

- whether he’s complimenting you or you’re complimenting him, he’s going to blush so hard it’s just fnscijfbcfvifbvofs cute

- every now and then, he’ll softly mutter a compliment to you like “ah, you’re so pretty.” and you’d be like “did you say something?” and he’d just snap “NO, NO I DIDN’T PFFT WHAT?”

- at night, he’d find himself thinking of all the cute things you can do as a couple but then catch himself with these thoughts and yell into his pillow in agony/frustration/embarrassment

- “thinking of y/n, huh,” Vernon would say to him whenever Seungkwan yelled like that

- Seungkwan would roll on his bed before replying:

- “she’s just so…. perfect. What do I do with myself…”

- it would take this boy a lot of time and hesitation before he’d confess to you

- it would be simple confession though, he probably wouldn’t go too crazy with planning cute stuff like a serenade or something over-the-top like that because he knows he’d be too nervous to kidney function

- you guys would probably be sitting on the floor in the practice room alone, just hanging out, and he’d look down before suddenly saying:

- *soft voice* “I like you.”

- “Wait what?”

- “I said…”

- “Huh?”

- *even softer voice, barely audible* “I like you, y/n.”

- “Seungkwan, I can’t hear what you’re-”

- “ARE YOU DEAF? I SAID I LIKE YOU.”

- “You… what?”

- Seungkwan looks you sternly in the eyes. “I like you, y/n.” He looks down again and plays with his fingers as he blushes. “I really really like you.”

- you look down and blush as well. “I’m glad, because I… I kinda like you… like a lot.”

- Seungkwan can’t help but surprise you with a quick peck on the cheek, making you look at him.

- realizing what he’s done, he immediately apologizes, “OH MY GOD WAIT, I COULDN’T HELP, I MEAN, I’M SORRY IF YOU- THIS- TOO FAST-”

- You immediately return the favor and kiss his cheek as well

- “I’m not dreaming again, r-right?” he blushes even harder