His name is Ezekiel! He’s um hah a businessman kinda he’s a lot older than I am and he absolutely adores me he has fantastic fashion sense whereas I do not he’s really smart and likes history
Alexander the Great is one of his favorites
He likes podcasts
He likes those old fashioned candys that come in a jar at Christmas time!
I gave him a wolf fidget spinner ring for his birthday which was April 9th!
He eats his pizza with a knife and fork which is barbaric but I adore him immensely regardless
He doesn’t understand video games but he’ll listen to me talk about them regArdless
He has saved a few clips of me laughing because he thinks it’s the best thing
He says he doesn’t appreciate my bad jokes if he does omg I’m rubbing off on him
I made a joke about melons = boobs and it went over his head and he said he was particularly fond of melons and I died! And won’t let him forget it
I call him my delicate rose cause he can’t handle north eastern winter even theoretically