this one is like a punch in the damn heart

MBTI types as my favorite Hetalia quotes

 Because why not?

ESFP : “Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… except for money!”

ISFP : “I shall now show my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano”

ENTJ : “The problem is, I can’t help but punch him in the face”

INTJ : “I know my ideas are the best because otherwise I’d kill them!”

ESFJ : “I’m so hot I could kiss myself”

ISFJ : “So the ladies of Crete wore stuff that made spectacles of their breastacles?”

ENTP : “I’m only allowed to hear my own thoughts and those are the ones that I like”

INTP : “Suck my balls you damn potato eater”

ESTP : “Before I tell you, there’s something I want to say. It goes a little something like this, LICK MEIN BALLS!”

ISTP : “This weatherman is predicting a 99% chance of shitstorm and it’s coming right at ya!”

ENFJ : “Laughing off the negative as something positive is my style”

INFJ : “Aah! What the crapola happened here!?” 

ESTJ : “You can’t google stuff in 1942, you asshat”

ISTJ : “I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape”

ENFP : “Oh skit! What the cripes?”

INFP : “I hide dark secret no one will ever guess because of my sweet face”


“What the hell are you apologizing to me for? I’m not the one you punched!” Lexxy yelled, dropping her cup and rushing forward. She grabbed Harper’s fist, ignoring that this was the closet she’d been to the older girl in almost a month. And this was just a great way to meet up again wasn’t it? Harper’s hand in hers because she had punched a guy, while Lexxy was still silently fuming over the girl Harper had been talking to. Out of everyone at the party she had to pick Alana? Harper should’ve known she was bad news with the amount of bitching Lexxy had done about her. She had an aggravating habit of playing with hearts like they were toys, and Lexxy would be damned if Harper was going to be another one of her victims. She held them up to her eyes. “I think you might’ve broken something but I can’t tell with all the blood in the way. Come on, let’s go back inside the beach house and get it cleaned up.”

Harper glanced over at the man, who was still sitting in the sand, cupping his nose as he bled. She wasn’t sorry about that. She was still kind of proud of how much she was able to hurt him. Lexxy took her head, and Harper froze. She looked down at her swelling knuckles and bit her lip. “I.. Okay.” She said. Not really knowing what else to say. 

Luke is kinda guy who would make fun of your for eating cereal every night before bed. But then when he’s away on tour or off doing promo with the band, he starts really missing you, so he starts eating a bowl of cereal every night before turning in. Like he’s just sitting on the couch of the bus, exhausted from the busy day he’s just had. But he refuses to go to sleep until he’s had that damn bowl of cereal because it’s the only thing that makes him feel close to you. And then like Mikey catches on to what he’s doing and sends you a picture of him eating his bowl of cereal every night and it just warms your heart but also makes you want to punch him for making fun of you for it for so long. And then after you notice it’s become a regular thing for him, you bring it up on one of your weekly Skype dates and he blushes and blames you because you’ve rubbed off on him and that he’s even started eating the healthy cereal you always eat and you just laugh at him because he’s the cutest thing in the entire world.

my Saitama x Genos feels were very strong after watching the latest episode

like seriously when he booped Genos on the nose after their practice fight being all adorkable and stuff and Genos is just standing there totally blown away like whoa, sensei, hot damn, wtf am I feeling my cyborg heart cannot compute

<3 I want to write a fic for them some day hehe