this one is kinda weird huh

Nessian to celebrate ACOWAR releasing today and my sadness cause I won’t be able to read it until the end of May *cries*

Quote Writing Prompts
  • 1: "Yeah uh - Yeah no, that sounds awful."
  • 2: "Please... Don't leave me here. Don't leave me alone, without you."
  • 3: "So, that went well."
  • 4: "You're awful. I love it."
  • 5: "What the hell do you think you're doing, exactly?"
  • 6: "Is that... lipstick, on your collar?"
  • 7: "Did you do this?"
  • 8: "You know what? This place feels like home."
  • 9: "Oh shit. Am I - Am I in love? That's not supposed to be happening. That's not right."
  • 10: "Who are you? Where am I? What is this? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • 11: "Dear (name), First of all, I'm so sorry. I really am."
  • 12: "I can't do this anymore."
  • 13: "So what, you're just gonna leave?"
  • 14: "Did you honestly think I wouldn't figure it out?"
  • 15: "You really think you can beat me? That's cute."
  • 16: "I'm tired of you. I really am, at this point."
  • 17: "Oh, just digging myself a nice grave, you?"
  • 18: "Shhhh. This is my favorite part."
  • 19: "Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?"
  • 20: "I think I may have found a song that accurately describes how I feel toward you."
  • 21: "Is that necessary?"
  • 22: "I don't like it."
  • 23: "I'm getting bad vibes... We should go."
  • 24: "HA! Loser!"
  • 25: "You wear me out, kid."
  • 26: "Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? You're joking."
  • 27: "The washing machine broke, I almost lost my keys, the car got dented, and a wasp got into the house and hijacked the bedroom for four days! Four. Days."
  • 28: "You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me."
  • 29: "You kiddin'? That's brilliant, c'mon!"
  • 30: "So what do you say to this: you, me, a nice big glass of milk, a thing of cookies?"
  • 31: "My hero."
  • 32: "That was harsh."
  • 33: "You better pipe down. I'm not laughing."
  • 34: "So you're really gonna do this, huh? And nothing I say can change your mind?"
  • 35: "So uh. I noticed you're kinda naked. Is that intentional, or... ?"
  • 36: "Why is there a dog in the living room?"
  • 37: "They mixed up our reservations. One room. One bed."
  • 38: "Oh boy. I'm on the weird side of YouTube again."
  • 39: "You, my friend, are a filthy sinner, and I approve wholeheartedly."
  • 40: "Did you mean like... this?"
Naruto confession to their lovers
  • Naruto: Hinata... I was wondering if you know...spend some fun time with me and eat together in the Ichiraku Ramen Shop. Also...we could hang out..and...takes things to the next level?
  • Hinata: *blushing so hard*
  • Naruto: t...that a yes or a no? *sweats continuously*
  • Hinata: Yes, yes yes!
  • Naruto: Alright! (This will be he best day of my life, I was so scared if she said no!)
  • ______________________________
  • Sasuke: Sakura *wind blows his hair* I know I have done terrible things in the past and...this time. As I have been traveling. I notice how I was stupid to cut you of out my life. I really want to spend time with you. I really mean it. I-
  • Sakura: Sasuke-kun?
  • Sasuke: *takes out Sakura's hand and puts it on his chest and lets Sakura listens to his heart beat*
  • Sakura: *blushes* Sasuke...*cries a little with joy*
  • Sasuke: I want to be with you.
  • ____________________________
  • Shikamaru: are the only one who knows me well and even though you're scary
  • Temari: *looks pissed* what is that suppose to mean?
  • Shikamaru: woah wooah ....I'm not good at these things but Temari. Even though you are a troublesome beautiful lady, I would like to stick with you and never let you go. Would you like to spend some time with me?
  • Temari: *blushing* ...being with yo me is such a drag
  • Shikamaru: *chuckles* Yeah, I know but I'm sure of it.
  • __________________________
  • Sai: *enters Ino's flower shop* Hey, Ino! I'm looking for a beautiful flower.
  • Ino: What is it for? For decoration? For-
  • Sai: For a girl
  • Ino: *looks a little bit upset* A ...girl?
  • Sai: Yup, she's so beautiful. I think of her whenever I see her and she recused me so that's why she's so precious to me! She's an angel that I can't take my eyes off!
  • Ino: Is...that so...?
  • Sai: I have a drawing of you want to see?
  • Ino: *looks upset* s-sure....w..why not?
  • Sai: *gives Ino the drawing* See? Such beauty....I wish she'll be my future girlfriend!
  • Ino: *sees a portrait of herself*'s me!
  • Sai: *goes closer to Ino and whispers* I know it's you, Ms Beautiful..
  • Ino: you mean it? About me being your...
  • Sai: Why would I lie? *touches Ino's hair* Would you want to go on a date with me? I could even show you more drawings I created of you.
  • Ino:
  • Sai: I'll take that as a yes, my princess *kisses Ino's hand*
  • _____________________________
  • *Kiba and Tamaki walking around Konoha*
  • Kiba: ....Tamaki....
  • Tamaki: Kiba-kun? What's up?
  • Kiba: Remember our first chat together?
  • Tamaki: The one when you were helping your friend to get honey wine?
  • Kiba: Er....yeah
  • Tamaki: What about it? Wait is it about Momo, my cat? Did he say rude things about you?
  • Kiba: No no no..
  • Tamaki: Phew....then what is it?
  • Kiba: *stops walking and goes closer to Tamaki* Damn it! *blushes* I'm not good at these things and i stutter when I say this but it's time that I should do it!
  • Tamaki: Kiba? You're not making any sense....
  • Kiba: Ah, crap.....I really like you...Tamaki....and I thank god that i had the opportunity to see you at Sora-Ku! I would really like....if....we....can...well....consider ourselves as.....
  • Tamaki: A couple?
  • Kiba: *blushes so hard* ...I.....
  • Tamaki: You're so easy to read, dog boy. Of course! I would love to spend my life with a handsome man *puts her arms over Kiba's shoulders* like you, Kiba-kun? Because...I like you...really...I mean it! Me too, I'm glad we met. Even though we are different, who says that dogs and cats can't be together?
  • Kiba: *hugs Tamaki* I'm glad you feel the same, cat girl!
  • Tamaki: me too, dog boy!
  • ______________________________
  • Choji: Karui, you're the woman who doesn't give no bananas about my size and I'm glad that you don't. I'm very happy that we got to hang out more and I really think that i might have feelings for you, chococlate sunshine.
  • Karui: Ehh.....You really think so?! I...well...think the same. You care about my opinions and you are always there for me! You're my big strong butterfly....I'm glad that you like me because I like you too!
  • Choji: So do you want to go to my house and eat something together *holds Karui's hands and blushes*
  • Karui: *blushes* S..sure... I would love that.
  • ______________________________
  • *Lee and Tenten in a training hall*
  • *Lee stops training*
  • Lee: Tenten?
  • Tenten: What's wrong? You stopped training?
  • Lee: ....I.... *takes a deep breath*
  • Lee: We have spend some time together and we have similar connections and i would like if our connections collide into one. Tenten, to me, you're one of the strongest kunoichi that I have seen and I wish to spend more training with you and see you grow! I may be so annoying to you in the past but right now, I just....want you to see me as a man and show you how much I want to spend more time and...l-love with you...Tenten...I
  • Tenten: *kisses Lee's forehead* You are already a man to me and I would like to see our connections grow together and become one...Lee...Yes... I would like to be with you.
  • _____________________________
  • Shino: I know it's weird saying this to you and I'm kinda freaked out on saying this but I talking to you and I wish we hanged out more and well...united....
  • Akamaru: woof....(wtf)
  • Shino: ...damn it.....I can't do one likes me....
  • Insets: buzzzzzzzz (you have us)
  • Shino: I know I have you.
  • Akamaru: Woof....woof woof...(I should find leave and find Kiba)
  • Shino: I'm glad that people wouldn't see me crying as I walk around Konoha.
  • Shiho: *looks at Shino from a distances and giggles*
  • Shino: Huh? *turns around and sees Shiho*
  • *both of them look at each other and blush*
  • *Kiba sees the connection as he walks towards Shino*
  • Kiba: Oooooooo... you have a crush.....
  • Shino: Stop it!
  • _____________________________
  • (Requested) ;---; NejiTen
  • Neji: Tenten?
  • Tenten: Yeah...
  • Neji: In the future, I always think in what will happen to me? Will I die (;-;)
  • Or will I live (;----;) but the most important question is who will I be with before this happens?
  • Tenten: Yeah...okay....what are you trying to say?
  • Neji: Tenten, if the world ends today, I would like to be with you and stick with you. I know you see me as a team mate but i would to expand that. I was a pain to you and harsh before but I want to change! ...and become the man you want! And I'll do it - if you like me....
  • Tenten: You felt this like me?
  • Neji: I will always do you, my ninja twin bun strong kunoichi.
  • Tenten: then, promise me you will stick with me and protect forever.
  • Neji: You don't need to be protected by me! You're so strong. Even I can't touch you...
  • Tenten: Neji....*lays on his lap* I will always stick with you and protect matter what.
  • ______________________________


  • JOSH, that’s right!! i nearly forgot! 
  • well the preview images for this one already kinda spoiled it huh 
  • hot damn
  • does cas have his own room!?! 
  • oh. caaaaAAASSSSSS 
  • i…kind of want cas to steal the impaaLLLAAAAAANOOOOOO will cas EVER get to operate this machine jfc 
  • “he can’t even see straight” hehhehehhoohoohoo 
  • WHAT! that’s not joshuaAAAAWHAT NO WHAT THE HELL
  • NO DAMMIT! CAS!!!!

we were all starving for deancas and WHAT A TREASURE TROVE HOOOO GOOODDDDD

Public Supergirl Announcement:

Poking holes in the concept of Kara’s glasses effectively hiding her identity, saying, “this character would be too smart not to know so they must have secretly figured it out by now” is like poking holes in the science of Supergirl’s powers and saying “there’s no biological way for heat to shoot out of someone’s eyes in a beam, so Kara’s powers don’t actually work in the show. Kara is a magician and it’s an illusion.”

It just doesn’t make sense, given the assumed suspension of disbelief that goes along with these things.

For one, Kara’s disguise is canonically very effective (Like, it’s worked so far. Just accept it), but also importantly, whether or not someone can see through Kara’s disguise does not depend on how intelligent they are.

It depends on:

A. If they notice something that doesn’t add up (or adds up too well),

B. If they have reason and opportunity to really think about why it doesn’t add up,

and C. If when they do wonder why it doesn’t add up, there isn’t an available answer that is simpler than “my friend is actually secretly a superhero.”

Notice that this list doesn’t include “is smart enough to suddenly see through Kara’s disguise for no reason, when they couldn’t before” because all of these characters are highly intelligent and would have figured it out immediately if it were a factor.

It’s just not obvious that Kara looks exactly like Supergirl in this world, or everyone would just already know.

The show makes some effort to make it seem kind of believable, but it’s still a fact of the universe as illogical and yet very canon as Kara’s flying capabilities are. 

Just because Maggie said the glasses aren’t a very good disguise doesn’t mean they actually don’t work. It was more the show making fun of itself than anything.

Maggie didn’t figure it out because Kara looks like Supergirl. She figured it out because Alex was weirdly distraught over Supergirl, and Maggie tried to figure out why.

A. Maggie notices that Alex is acting unexpectedly and emotionally, and it caused her to break it off with Maggie.

B. This confusing reaction of Alex’s impacted Maggie greatly, so she spent time thinking about what happened, because figuring it out was important.

C. It’s hard to know exactly how Maggie got rid of other, simpler possibilities, but we were told it was something like  “Alex cares about Supergirl. But Alex only cares this intensely about one person, Kara. It’s more likely that Kara and Supergirl are the same person than it is that Alex cares about someone else this much.”

When Cat figured it out:

A. Noticed that Kara slipped up by saying she heard someone who she couldn’t have heard

B. Was grateful to Kara for saving her job, surprised at how effective she was, and had promised to get to know Kara better. So she had reason to go over everything, especially since she was being forced to reevaluate how she sees Kara and was probably trying to Figure Her Out.

C. Cat seemed to comb through a lot of information that didn’t match up with Kara. Things she noticed (A) but didn’t have motivation (B) to figure out until Kara surprised her. This left Cat with remembering a lot of instances of things that didn’t add up about Kara that she was trying to understand all at once. So she came up with this comparatively simple conclusion, this one answer that fits everything rather than a different answer for each oddity.

From this point on, after Kara is seen with Supergirl, the concept is present in Cat’s mind, so all Cat really needs is A. to get the ball rolling.

This is why Cat is the only character who I will accept “secretly knows” headcanons about.

Lucy is an interesting case, where her stating that she didn’t realize Kara was Supergirl was because she didn’t want to know. This implies that she either 

A. Noticed something, B. had reason to think about it and C. came to the right conclusion, on some level, but then suppressed the thought before it was fully formed 


A. Noticed something but then, before she could get to B, stopped herself. She had motivation not to look more closely. 

Now. Lets suppose some evidence is presented to Lena, for whom I’ve seen the most “she must know!!!” posts as of late. 

The proposal is that because she’s a genius and she’s been given some evidence, she must necessarily know.

Let’s address a few of these instances.

“I was getting coffee with Kara Danvers when you called.”

A. Did Lena notice that she was getting coffee, of all things, with Supergirl, late at night? I mean probably not, she just almost died. But let’s suppose she did.

B. Did Lena have any comparative reason or time to think about why this weird thing happened? Probably not, since she had important info for Supergirl and also in case you forgot, almost died. But let’s again suppose she did really think about it.

C. Are there no simpler explanations? Well, just off the top of my head, Supergirl is Kara’s biggest source and would be relevant to the article Kara is writing, so it’s not strange to hear that they were together. Even at night. Reporters have weird hours, and superheroes probably would too. Lena herself was working when she called. And if they were busy working at night, they caffeine from coffee would keep them up. Takes a second to figure out, but it’s not as far-fetched as “maybe these two people are actually only one!”

Mon-El and Mike are the same person, an alien and knows both Kara Danvers and Supergirl

Noticed it conceptually, wouldn’t say she’d be thinking about how weird it is since she’s kinda busy, but I’d just say Lena would assume Kara knows all the Important Aliens and people surrounding these alien affairs.

“I flew here…on…on a bus.”

A. Probably too busy thinking about the interview and having her head in business mode to notice. But if she did-

B. Possible “huh weird way to say that” with no extra thought. But if she did-

C. “She was talking about how quickly the bus was going and then forgot the word for bus for a second. It happens.” or just like “She’s nervous for some reason.” like literally anything would make more sense than “She literally traveled here by flight.”

Now the example most often presented for the opposing argument is when Lena realized Rhea said “Gods” instead of “God.” 

But let me show you why she figured it out in this case (beyond ‘the writers wanted drama’).

A. Noticed. Her sole focus was on Rhea and it was followed by a pause in activity, so she would definitely catch it.

B. Had motivation to look further into it because she was actively analyzing her new possible business partner anyway. She had a lot at stake professionally and emotionally (since she felt an emotional pull immediately), so of course she’s on high alert. (Contrast to Kara who is usually rather non-threatening during the context of her slip-ups. Now, if she had made a mistake when she was Supergirl and accusing Lena’s mother, Lena would have been already analyzing Kara and chances of discovery would have been higher.)

C. Rhea being an alien isn’t as far-fetched as Kara being Supergirl (or even Kara being an alien, since Lena thinks she proved she wasn’t one) so I don’t think we need to do as much work on this one. But there are only a couple options for Rhea’s slip up. She’s a human polytheist (somewhat rare, and she’s not exactly the stereotype of one), she accidentally added an ‘s’ as a vocal mistake (but she’s so composed otherwise, so it’s out of character), or she’s an alien (something that is increasingly common and something that is on Lena’s mind due to her new technologies and ideological ponderings as of late. Whereas, conversely, she may not even know that Supergirl having a secret identity is a possibility.)

So I don’t think it’s unrealistic that Lena doesn’t know Kara isn’t Supergirl, once you get past the obvious fact that they have the same face.

And I think, mostly, that once the slip up occurs and assuming the character noticed it and thought about it, people are asking the wrong question. 

It’s not “Are they smart enough to put this together?”

It’s “Is there no other, more reasonable conclusion for them to come to?”

And I think that people keep making this mistake because they’re unwilling to accept that, in Supergirl, Kara Danvers just doesn’t obviously look like Supergirl. 

It’s Occam’s razor. 

The simplest answer is often the correct answer. 

But fans have been applying it to our universe’s rules, when these rules have been redefined in Supergirl’s universe.

Just accept that everyone on Earth 38 just has really poor facial recognition skills.

Why doesnt SOMEONE do something aobut ALL THESE FUCKING BOTS ON social MEDIA ???????????????
  • Co-Worker: *internally* The new guy is so cool. Well, I guess he's not the new guy anymore because he has been working here for months now, but he's still great. I look up to him so much. He's funny, and outgoing. He even gave me a cute nickname. He never recognizes my affection for him, but I think today is the day. Today is the day he'll realize how cool and cute I am.
  • Co-Worker: H-Hi!
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Do you like music?
  • New Guy: Yeah, I mean everyone likes music. Kinda weird if you don't. You're friends with that rep, right?
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: You know, the mopey one. Dark hair. Does she like me?
  • Co-Worker: Everyone likes you. I like you.
  • New Guy: Yeah, but that rep. That rep doesn't talk to me.
  • Co-Worker: I'm sure she likes you. You're so cool and kind and... uh, Britney Spears followed me on twitter!
  • New Guy: Whoa, what!? Britney Spears!? You're fucking joking!
  • Co-Worker: I'm serious. I guess, I'm really cool now. Hahahahahahahaha.
  • New Guy: Lemme see.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: Lemme see your phone. I wanna see Britney following you. Can you like DM her?
  • Co-Worker: You're not allowed to take your phone out at work.
  • New Guy: Come on, no one cares.
  • Co-Worker: Uh, here you go, I guess. *hands new guy her phone*
  • New Guy: *checks twitter* ...This is a bot.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: It's not the real Britney Spears, this is very obviously a bot.
  • Co-Worker: No, it's totally her. How can you even tell?
  • New Guy: First off, she only has two followers. One of which is you and the other is another Britney Spears bot. Secondly, her twitter name is Brittany Spear. Third, all of her posts are about discount fishing rods.
  • Co-Worker: Oh... I guess I didn't notice.
  • New Guy: You're fucking with me aren't you?
  • Co-Worker: *sweats* Sure, yeah.
  • New Guy: *laughs* I love you, braids. You're funny as shit.
  • Co-Worker: You love me!?
  • New Guy: Yeah, as a minor work acquaintance. Hey, if you talk to that rep later on, tell her to hit me up some time.
  • Co-Worker: Sure... yeah.
  • *later*
  • Co-Worker: *checking phone* It can't be a bot. It's definitely not a bot. Why would a Britney Spears bot follow me. I'm not even interested in fishing. It has to be the real Britney. *DMs the bot* Hey, hello Britney.
  • Brittany Spear: hi what're up :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney, I knew you were real!
  • Brittany Spear: lol hey ! :) :P
  • Co-Worker: Britney, you have to prove to this guy at my job that you're real. He's so cute and I love him so much and I want him to notice me.
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  • Co-Worker: Britney, this is serious.
  • Brittany Spear: Hi :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Brittany Spear: do U want boys to like U 🤔
  • Co-Worker: Yes, Britney! Show me the way!
  • Brittany Spear: is verry easy just follow this link and find your way$single/trinity/
  • Co-Worker: *clicks link*
  • Co-Worker: *pupils dilate*
  • *later*
  • New Guy: *working halfheartedly*
  • Co-Worker: *stumbles into new guy's cubicle* Greeting.
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Does your like fishing?
  • New Guy: Nah. Never been much of an outdoorsman unless it involves extreme sports.
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  • New Guy: You alright, braids? You sound kinda complete weird, and your eyes are a little completely black.
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  • New Guy: Uh... yeah. *leads co-worker out of his cubicle* I'm kinda completely busy at the moment. So I'll talk to you later braids. You should probably get back to work too.
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  • *later*
  • Brittany Spear: *tweets* Why is it so dark? Why am I so numb?

anonymous asked:

ya know I'm kinda thinking about how the crew said there's not going to be a lot of romance in VLD (so there'll be prob 1 main ship).. And how Jeremy said there'll be slowburn. Aaand how Lance is gonna "mature in all ways" and "find this one person". AND how Steven also said sth really weird and vague about romance (Keith's romance, as we may be pretty sure). So yup.. not too MUCH romance but romance, Keith's romance, Lance's romance... huh..... I'm not saying Klance is canon but Klance is canon


About Time [Bucky Barnes x OC]

A/N: A short drabble that came to me a few hours ago. I own nuthin’.

Warnings: Nahh… Just fluff.

Originally posted by little--batman

They were enjoying a small stroll through the city, the late lunch they just had settling comfortably in theirs stomachs. Silence was not unusual to them, but welcomed. After a hard days work, both merely needed the presence of each other to relax.

He kept glancing at her and she pretended not to notice. She was basically doing the same thing. And then, he broke the silence.

“You alright?” He asked.

Avery looked up, her eyebrows raised. “Huh?”

Bucky’s eyes left hers and glanced lower. Curious, she followed until her own gaze settled on her hands.

“Oh,” She blushed lightly, realizing she had been absently rubbing her left wrist. “I… I lost my watch a few weeks ago and I haven’t bought a new one.” She explained. “Feels kinda weird. Like I’m-”

“Naked.” He supplied and getting a tad redder, she nodded.

He smiled at her. “I know what you mean.”

“Yeah… I don’t even like it, you know! Too expensive and too flashy. No wonder it got stolen. But, I just got used to wearing it.”

She didn’t say anything else but Bucky understood. “Here!” He said as he pulled up his sleeve and began unbuckling his own watch.

Avery’s eyes widened. “What? No!” She grabbed his hands, both flesh and metal, effectively stopping him.

“Hey, it’s alright, I want to.” He tried to say but she wouldn’t have it.

“It’s very sweet of you, Bucky.” She stood in front of him and started buckling it back. “But, I don’t need one right this second.” She told him, stroking his knuckles with her thumb. “Besides, yours is too big for me, hon. I’m used to something smaller.”

She smiled and intertwined their fingers together. They walked side by side through Times Square. There were so many people and most of them were tourists. and where there are tourists, you can bet that there are vendors as well. Booths upon booths were erected as far as their eyes can see, selling I heart NY tshirts, caps and other knick knacks.

But those weren’t the ones that caught Bucky’s eyes. The one that did was selling cheap glittering watches by the road side. An idea popped into his head and he grinned.

“What?” She asked, instantly suspicious.

He let go of her hand and strode over to the booth. Avery frowned as she watched her boyfriend, fingering watches after watches until one caught his eyes. He pointed to it and pulled out a twenty from his pocket and paid the vendor. Then, he came back to her with the grin still splattered on his face.

“Tell me you didn’t just bought me a watch.”

“What?” Bucky shrugged, reaching for her left hand. “I can’t treat my girlfriend now and then?” He lifted it up and she rolled her eyes but didn’t make a move to stop him. He buckled the watch around her small wrist and adjusted it. “So, what do you think?”

It was a canvas-strapped watch, colourfully stripy in a sort of tribal way with a round face with a picture of the Statue of Liberty in the middle. It was comfortable and Avery couldn’t help the twitch in her lips as she regarded her gift.

She mock-sighed. “It’ll do.”

Bucky let out a laugh, hugging her to his side. “Good. I know it’s not much, but,”

“I like it, Buck. I’ll cherish it forever.” He smiled down at her and she rose on her tiptoes and pecked him on the lips. “Thank you.”

He kissed her forehead. “Anytime.”

i've been seeing a lot of au posts for two person ships but not 3(+) person ships so here we go
  • “the ride we want to go on is three people a cart and we’d rather choose a stranger to sit with than have one chosen for us plus you look relatively not sweaty want to join us” au
  • “two people started hitting on me at this bar at the same time and they’re both hot af best night ever” au
  • “i accidentally took the seat that was between a couple because they were fighting and now i have to deal with them fuck” au
  • “i’m your waitress and i totally thought you two were dating because of the heart eyes you’re making at each other but now that i know you’re not i kinda want to ask one of you out but i also feel like you should be together because of said hearteyes” au
  • “it’s the apocalypse and we’re like the only ones still alive high five want to have celebratory sex” au
  • “accidentally got really famous overnight and now i have a manager and an agent and tbh they’re both really hot how am i supposed to cope with this” au 
  • “turns out hogwarts students only give you weird looks when you date multiple people from multiple other houses huh who knew” au
  • “there was supposed to be a party here tonight but no one showed up but us including whoever the fuck’s house this is want to see what’s in their Netflix queue” au
  • “i booked this hotel room cause i wanted some time away with my girlfriend but we ordered room service and the server who brought it up is hella hot should we ask them to join us” au
  • “we’re all in the waiting room on the delivery floor of the hospital but someone none of us are here waiting for our own kids to be born we’re all here for friends how weird is that” au
  • “we’re the only ones in this bar literally what the fuck it’s like a thursday night” au
  • “i am very drunk and flirting with multiple people because my vision is blurry enough i can’t actually tell how many of you there are” au
  • “you’re a total asshole but your girlfriend definitely isn’t” au
  • “we didn’t come to this con together but we’re all dressed as various members of a team so everybody’s making us pose together” au
  • “I WILL BEAT YOU ALL AT MARIO KART IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO also wanna make out. like. all of us. at the same time. i might be high on adrenaline but the point still stands” au


  • flight attendants au
  • tour guides au
  • con artists au
  • cop duo/helpful but curious scientist au
  • roommates au
  • group project au
  • only people aware of upcoming epidemic au
  • band au
  • i cannot stress that last one enough just like a band that is all together imagiNE THE MEDIA CONFUSION
  • owning a restaurant together au
  • TAs of same shitty teacher au
  • camp counselors that live for the confusion of the kids trying to figure out who’s with who au
  • youtubers who everyone wants to collab doing a video together to reveal they’re dating
  • parent teacher meeting au
  • waiting for a flight for 10+ hours au
  • deaf person/only people who know sign language in the whole fucking building au
Kickass Cupcakes

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 1,996

Summary: You meet Jensen at his photo op and you two hit it off. You immediately like him and think there’s no way he feels the same. You are so wrong. 

This is it. No big deal. As long as you don’t faint or do anything embarrassing, you’ll be good.

Oh shit. You’re next in line. You’re about to do your photo op with Jensen fucking Ackles. 

Breathe, damn it!

You hear your number and you freeze. A volunteer is trying to usher you along making you snap out of your daze.

Jensen comes into view and you start walking towards him…until he turns and looks at you. You fucking stop and just stare at him. So much for not doing anything embarrassing.

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AN: Chapter 1 and 2 were posted separately, but this is the WHOLE fic (chapter 3 included). I don’t know why, but it feels like it belongs all together. Don’t ask me to explain it, because I totally can’t. It just does.

Summary: Neverland is more than a place of adventure and eternal youth. To Lucy, Neverland is home. [NaLu] [Rated T] [Peter Pan AU]

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I am a lost boy from Neverland

Usually hanging out with Peter Pan

And when we’re bored we play in the woods

Always on the run from Captain Hook

“Run, run, lost boy, ” they say to me

Away from all of reality

Neverland is home to lost boys like me

And lost boys like me are free

Neverland is home to lost boys like me

And lost boys like me are free”

–“Lost Boy”, Ruth B.

The first time she sees him she thinks she is dreaming. He is a mere shadow dancing on the moon, his silhouette growing bigger and bigger until he is framed by her bedroom window with a back drop of inky night and bright stars. She blinks, slow and with eyes still heavy with sleep, and he is gone. 

In the morning she thinks that the vision of a pink haired boy must be derived from her loneliness.

The house she grew up in is no longer the home she once knew. It hasn’t been since her mother died. The bustling household has turned stale, the rooms quiet. Mrs. Spetto, her governess, has been fired - the cook as well. The maid only comes once a week now, to dust and do her father’s laundry. Lucy looks forward to her visits, even though she is ignored in favor of getting chores done. It breaks up the monotony of her days. 

At night, usually after dark, her father comes home. He doesn’t say hello, doesn’t ask about her day, instead he walks up the stairs and to his study. He shuts the door behind him. He goes to bed after she has fallen asleep, and leaves for work - or wherever else he goes - before she wakes. She can’t remember the last time they had a conversation. The most she ever hears from him is the sound of his pen scratching against parchment that leaks through the cracks in the copper keyhole.

Still, she is lucky. She is not blind to the children begging outside her front door. She sees them, filthy and dressed in rags, through her bedroom window. She knows that while she is housed by a roof and ornately decorated walls, their home consists of alleyways and makeshift boxes. Many of their lungs are blackened by soot and coal from working at the factories, she can hear it in the way some of the older children cough. As lonely as she is, she knows things can be far, far worse. 

Still - she knows that things can be far better as well. 

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May 21, 2017...

We made it back today. Sam wouldn’t let me just drive us straight through since it was a 25-hour drive on normal highways, but we’re back at the bunker. Don’t really know if that’s a good thing or not. The place is a mess.

He’s not pushing, but he filled me in on the kid that’s not a kid anymore. He never really was a kid, more like something straight out of alien. I’ll figure what Jack actually reminds me of later, but that’s a story I need to figure out how to tell and it’s not happenin’ tonight. Sam went to bed already, but I know he’ll be up for a while. He’s giving me space but he doesn’t know how much; never has. For the record, I don’t know either how long, but the last few days are getting harder and harder to let go the more I think about it.

So I’m not thinking about it right now. I got my pal Jack Daniels with me and we’re searching for a case online. There’s a few that look like our kinda weird, but too far away for us to drive without Sam asking me something I don’t wanna answer. I’ve sent them to Garth and Jody, though. They’ll know how to handle it and send it out to other hunters now that there’s somewhat of an all clear from the Brits’ side. That’s another story, but I’ll get to that one sooner probably.

So… what do you need to know, huh? I barely know what I need to know, but I know it’s something else that won’t bore you. Like I said yesterday, sorry but I’m still processing through everything. Maybe tomorrow, or maybe Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday sounds good. It’ll be beer run day anyway and I’ll have to figure something out. That’s kinda how I am sometimes. Mom… never got to really see that, but I sure as hell know I got it from her. Cas would try to do what Sam’s doing, only he and space are about as similar as Tom and Jerry, so who knows how long it would’ve been before he tried to say something.

I’m trying here guys. Maybe that’s what you need to know. I’m trying.


Yesterday | Tomorrow

thiickreigns  asked:

Hey girl 💞 Roman Reigns & Reader with 13 & 16?

(You got it chief! Also grabbed the request from your other ask as well!)

(Got their first real pet, Had the person they like put them in a submission hold/take them to the ground and Found out they enjoy something (but only when the person they like enjoys it as well). Combined the last two because I can, gosh darn it.)

Roman stared down at the cat. Eilonwy glared back up at him, ears flat. “Heya’…uh, little…little. Lonny-kitty.” He tried, crouching down to try and get on its level and it hissed, lashing out at his knee and getting its claws snagged on his basketball shorts. You sighed, rolling your eyes and moving to get the flailing animal away from your large boyfriend. “Sorry babe, I dunno’ why she doesn’t like me.” Roman sounded almost sad about that, reaching to pet the cat in your arms and getting a swat for his efforts.

“Hey, she’ll come around. You know how cats are, Ro, all they do is tolerate us.” You joked, nuzzling him with your nose while keeping your body turned away so the cat couldn’t scratch him.

He chuckled, bumping his forehead against yours. “I’ll melt her. Nobody resists me. You hear that, you pointy-eared gremlin? Your asshole days are numbered.”

The tabby did an admirable job of resisting Roman’s somewhat-clumsy affections, or it seemed to be. Until the day you walked in to Roman fast asleep on the couch, covered in scratches and Eilonwy settled smugly on his lap, purring away. “You little shit.” You sighed.

“You’re still too loose on your hands.” Roman instructed, “If I can wiggle and shake you off, nobody in the crowd is going to buy it. Try again?”

You nodded determinedly. You didn’t want to hurt him, but then again, he was kind of built like a tank. You were pretty sure he’d be okay. You locked up for what felt like the millionth time, dropping him to the mat and quickly straddling his back. He struggled, pitching himself back and forth like he was trying to throw you and you trapped one of his arms over your thigh, then the other one.

Roman grunted, seeming startled by the speed of your motions. You didn’t give him time to collect himself, though, locking your fingers together on his chin. “I-” He began, then his voice was choked to a wheezy gasp when you leaned back, settling into your hold.

“How’s that, Reigns? Tight enough for you?” You snapped, unable to keep from relishing how powerful you felt as your usual trash talk started to bubble free. “Bet it’s kinda’ weird for you to be on the bottom, huh Reigns? Having somebody else stretch you? Hands tight enough? Need to go tighter, maybe?” His fingers dug into the backs of your thighs and you felt, so briefly that you might have imagined it, his chin jerk further down into your grip. “Oh? I’ll show you tight, pretty boy.”

You weren’t sure when this had become such a charged exercise. Not five minutes ago the two of you had been laughing and shoving each other. And yet now here you sat, his strong arms rendered useless by your thighs and better leverage, his head cranked back to an almost painful angle and his breath coming in harsh, panting gasps. He was completely at your mercy but he made no move to tap out.

“I think you wanted this.” You choked out, grinning when he whimpered and wasted some of the precious breath you were making him work so hard to get. “I think someone likes it when they don’t have to be all dominant. You’re enjoying this, you little shit.”

Roman’s whole body tensed and you braced yourself, but all he did was buck his hips down against the canvas and growl, “more” into your hands. You laughed and moved to grab a handful of his hair. If he wanted more, by all means.

Always the Same

I only have 43 posts, including this one.

And it’s so cliche.





How would Sasuke confess to the girl who likes his best friend?

He wouldn’t.

He would wait until the emotions were out of her system. He would refuse to be seen as nothing more than “his best friend,” and he wouldn’t be able to support either of them once his own feelings were known. There was the chance that said girl would reciprocate his feelings, but Sasuke wouldn’t want to deal with the doubt-

She’s using me.

She just wants to be close to him.

She never wanted me in the first place.

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anonymous asked:

starco 6 for the prompts please

(send me a no. 1-20 + a ship for a prompt!)

6. “No, don’t cry, you know I hate it when you cry!” + starco

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“Just face it, Marco, your family hates me!” Star argued, facedown in a pillow and refusing to look up at him. “They talk bad about me in Mexican—”

“Spanish,” Marco impulsively corrected.

“Whatever!” Star wailed. “They think I’m crazy and weird— I know some of what they’re saying, y’know! A-and the way they look at me makes me feel… dumb. Like I don’t belong,” She grabbed the pillow she was laying on top of, hugging it close, facing away from Marco. “You never should have brought me here.”

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anonymous asked:

Strange thought from seeing the Topaz quote several times: Why are the Topazes (and the Rubies, come to think of it) referred to with just their gem type, while the Famethyst came up with nicknames or defaulting to their cut number? Aquamarine specifies 'Peridot 5XG,' but won't refer to the two Topazes "individually," so to speak. The Topazes seem close, you'd think they'd have given each other nicknames at this point, even something as simple as "Lefty & Righty."

Huh …… That’s kinda weird, now that you mention it.

I dunno, I’m thinking it’s just coincidence? I know Amethyst was the one to give the Famethyst nicknames, and we had to hear some of their cut numbers so we could tell them apart / hear Amethyst’s cut number.

And we did hear that Eyeball is Ruby-1F4 Cut-4ND, so we’ve heard at least one Ruby cut number.

I see what you mean about the Topazes though. Like Ruby calls Sapph “Laughy Sapphy”, so …

… Maybe we’ll see them make up nicknames for eachother once they live on Earth together?

anonymous asked:

1/2 I mean, i know it's not like the fandom for it still won't be there because the show will still exists, but of course it's gonna be different. This long journey coming to an end, and i'm already flashing back to when i started watching it:-( Weird to think that one day we won't all be hanging out on tumblr waiting for a new ep to come on, liveblogging, new metas for eps coming in. Debating what things could mean for the future.

2/2 I guess what’s gonna feel the most surreal/bittersweet for me, aside from the whole “where’d the time go?” feeling is that one day years from now i’m gonna be watching a show and fondly say to someone “huh, yeah, it kinda reminds me of this show i used to watch” or “hey remember that time on Supernatural?” Or my kid will ask what shows i used to be into and i’ll dust off DVD’s and say “This is about two brothers, their angel friend, and their journey together.” And it’ll take me back.


The story of two brothers and an angel that saved the world. 

Originally posted by fraddit

It’s really no wonder Spock finally cracks and lets a little emotion out with Bones in the caves. 

He has the heartbreak of splitting up with Nyota weighing heavily upon him. He clearly cares about her deeply still, no matter what, and whether the idea was hers or his, it comes down to the fact that he is contemplating leave the Enterprise. 

The Enterprise and the crew has become Spock’s home at a time when his own was lost to him. 
It would have been these people that offered him the support he needed to get through after losing most of his race and his Mother and his planet on the same day. 

So it’s going to really ruin your day when not only are you not really on good terms with one consistent in the last few years of your life, one who has supported you through the very worst days, but that things happen in such a way that you don’t even know who survived the ships attack. 
And the minor detail that your kinda ‘new home’ has just been blown up as well. 

But before we move on, lets not forget that Spock also learns about his own death from a couple of Vulcans. A version of you that came into your timeline and changed your destiny has died and how do you even cope with that? 
You just found out and you died, but not you. Weird huh? 

But lets not get distracted from the hunking great piece of metal that gets pierced into your skin, so close to your heart that you very nearly were killed outright. I mean, the same day you find out about another version of you dying you almost die? And lets not even compare almost having your heart pierced with a piece of metal to how your relationship break up probably feels. 

So we have:
-Underlying deep trauma from planet/mother’s death. Just because it’s not an actual thing in the films, there’s no way it isn’t always lingering just near the surface. 
-Death of yourself. Yeah, I’m sure as advances as Vulcan’s are, they don’t teach you how to cope with an alternate timeline version of yourself passing on. 
-Relationship break up. You don’t always get humans but you managed to met one who got you, respected you, enjoyed your company and is smart as anything and compassionate. Only problem is you feel morally obliged to go and make small Vulcan children, and considering your less Vulcan than everyone else already, making them with anything less than 100% Vulcan weakens the race. Dilemma! 
-Loss of emotional support buddy. Don’t get me wrong, Bones is amazing. But the feeling in the Movie is one that these two don’t often socialise in any way other than bickering. Kirk and Spock balance one another out. They are ying and yang. Spock has already spoken to Uhura about leaving it seems, but he can’t talk about it with Jim, just like Jim can’t talk about taking on a new role with Spock. They both want to believe that they are capable of great things but are reluctant to actually do it. Bones is the one who voices Kirk’s thoughts to Spock first ‘What did Jim say? He’s not going to like it…’ echoing Kirk’s words later when he says ‘What would I do without you’. 
-Really, really, really painful injury. We all know Vulcan’s are tough. They can be stoic at the best of times. Considering how much pain Spock shows, must reflect how much pain he’s in. 

Let’s take a look, shall we?

He’s accepts help straight away getting from the crash sight to moving over to rest upon the ship for an examination. 

He winces in pain constantly, even when McCoy isn’t touching him. 

He can’t move without holding on to something. 

He literally drops down to the floor in terrible pain, unable to get back up again. 

He loses consciousness and lies that he was contemplating mortality. (Because no one believes his ‘I am perfectly conscious’ bullshit. McCoy has to literally put his hands all over his face to rouse him, and considering how little McCoy touches his skin before that, you know it’s an act carried out to get a reaction).

He cries. It might not be from just the pain of his injury, but everything mentioned here must be a culminating factor to what pushes him to actually allow an emotion out. 

Given the fact that he’s delirious and seconds later is laughing isn’t helpful either. 

So Spock, cry if you have to. 
McCoy and Kirk have got you!

“Who I Am Inside” Part 2

Chapter 2

I opened up the door and gestured them inside. Not knowing what was coming next. My palms were sweaty and I could barely think straight. Trying to think of why they would be here. They went and sat over at the couch, giving each other a look. Craig, the tall one, ushered me to sit down on the couch across from them so they could begin with there questioning. I felt Eric’s eyes burning through me. I silently gulped to myself as I took a seat.

“Miss Greene, we were sent down here by our supervisor to follow up on the case that involved Mrs. Mayfair. Are you familiar with her? She lived down the street from you? In the big, blue house?” Craig said gently.

“Mrs. Mayfair was a wonderful lady. She had a heart of pure gold, I can tell you that. She would always come down to the library where I work at, and get tons of books. She loved to read. Her and her husband were like saints around the community. She was like the fairytale grandma everyone wanted. She even babysat for my little sister a few times.” I said softly.

Before Craig could say anything, Eric interjected.

“Do you know if Granny had any enemies?” he said rudely

His rude tone caught me off guard, which me even more nervous

“Umm… Not that I know of Agent. Everyone around here loved her. She wouldn’t hurt a soul. Wait a minute, I heard that she tripped going down the stairs and the blow from her head hitting the floor killed her. When it happened, she was alone.” I said

“That’s what the other investigators thought, until some new evidence showed up.” Eric said bluntly.

“Is there anything else about that night you can tell us about? Did you happen to talk to her that day at the library or outside?” said Craig nonchalantly, as well as giving Eric a dirty look.

I didn’t know why, but for some odd reason I felt close to these guys. Even though the short one was kind of douchy. It was weird. Like I was supposed to know them. Their names sounded familiar too. Like you’ve heard of those names before, but you couldn’t place where.

“She was actually supposed to babysit my little sister that night, but she canceled saying that she didn’t feel good.” I said.

“At what time did she cancel on you?” Craig said curiously

“I believe it was around 7 o’clock.”

“Ok, thank you for your time Miss Greene. My partner and I have some business to discuss. Also, do you know of any good motels around in the area?” said Eric

“Umm yeah. If you get a motel room around here you will want to go to the Baymont. I heard the have really nice rooms down there for a good price.” I said.

Eric went outside to get the car and Craig gave me his card.

“If you see anything suspicious around the area, or anywhere at all, just let us know.” Craig said caringly, giving you a comforting smile.

His hands felt warm when they touched yours as he handed you the carded. I also got that weird close feeling that I was getting earlier. I looked at his face and by his expression, I could tell that he felt it too. His eyes were studying my face until he heard his partner honk his horn. We broke out of the trance and he bid me a good day. I watched them drive off in the sleek, black Chevy impala.

“Cool car.” I thought to myself as I shut the door.

I still couldn’t shake the feeling like I was supposed to know them…

Originally posted by thewinchesterdaily

*Sam’s Pov*

As I opened the door to the impala, I couldn’t help but think about Y/n. Something was different about her. Different from all the other people we ever met during a case. Everything went normal, but I couldn’t help but get this strange feeling. She was beautiful, but I wasn’t attracted to her. Maybe it was just that scared and she was home alone. I don’t know. It just felt like some sort of a connection.

   I glanced over at Dean, to see if he was getting the same vibe I was. As my eyes met him, he was opening up a bag of beef jerky and shoving his hand in. Not a care in the world look on his face. I rolled my eyes and started the conversation.

“So do you think we have case here?”

“Well, since Mrs. Mayfield’s husband is nowhere to be found, and after the intel we collected around town about the couple, we might have a case.” Dean said, after he took a big swig of his beer.

“Dude, it’s not even noon yet. Really?” I said

“What? Well if somebody didn’t fill up the cooler with his poop juice protein shakes, and pack some waters, we wouldn’t be having this discussion, Sammy!” said Dean.

I rolled my eyes again, and decided to question him if he felt the same way I did after leaving Y/n’s house.

“Hey Dean, do you, do you like feel weird after visiting the last girl’s house?” I asked curiously.

“Yeah, I hate kids” Dean said

“No, I mean weird.” I said

“What do you mean, weird?” giving me a quizzical look.

“I don’t know how to describe it, but like maybe we are supposed to know her. This case just feels like a different one.” I said, speaking out my thoughts

“Hmm… Huh. Not as weird as the suicidal teddy bear, Sammy. Not as weird as that one.”

I shook my head, remembering the case. Trying to get that image out of my head.

‘She was hot though for her age” Dean smiled smugly.

“Dude she’s like nineteen, and you’re 30 something.” I spat disgusted

“A man can dream, Sammy!” Dean said playfully

“You’re unbelievable” I say, as I look out the window

“I’m just messing with you, Sam. Come on, so you feel a connection? I kinda did too.” Dean says seriously.

“Really?” I ask him

“Yeah, just something about her face looked so familiar like I’ve seen her somewhere before. I couldn’t place my finger on it though.” said Dean

“Do you think we should look into her more? I could ask Cas to co-”

“Woah, woah, woah. Look we’ve seen thousands of faces, in thousands of different places. We’ve might of just saw some some similar features as Y/n. I don’t want to scare the poor girl. Especially when Cas uses his angel mojo. You’re reading too much into this, Sammy. This was just supposed to be a simple case.” Dean let out a huff.

“Since when do ever have simple cases Dean? Oh right, never. This happens to us every time. Thinking that something is nothing, when it really is. There is something about that girl and I am going to figure out what it is. Whether you help, or not.”

Dean tilted his head to side and pondered this. Then he spoke.

“Fine, we will look into this. We will get Cas to help us, but I don’t want to look stupid if it turns out to be nothing.” Dean agreed

We pulled up to the motel, and parked right in front of it

“Don’t worry, Big Brother, you always do.” I smiled and got out of the car.

The window was down, so I heard Dean when he said “Shut up!”

As we went inside the motel, my thoughts were still of Y/n. Hoping, that she stays safe and whatever got Mrs. Mayfield stays away from her.

Originally posted by marilynmay

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