this one is kinda weird huh

THE VOLTRON OFFICE AU NO ONE ASKED FOR

Obviously, heavily inspired by The Office thank you very much.

Oh boy here we go,,,

•Lance and Keith pull pranks on each other literally 24/7

“God dammit Lance where the quiznack is my desk”

“Huh, that is so weird. When was the last time you saw it?”

“This is not funny.”

“Well you’re the one who lost your desk”

“I did not lose my desk”

“Okay calm dow-”

“Where is my desk!“

“I think you should retrace your steps”

“I’m going to tell Shiro”

• “Voltron Legendary Defender this is Pidge”

•Shiro is the manager who is suffering and just wants to rest

“Well I’m going through a little bit of a rough patch”

“…the whole year, actually”

•Keith keeps weapons all over the office
“I keep multiple weapons all over the office-” pulls nunchucks from behind a water cooler, “I’ve saved Lance’s life with the knife that’s velcroed under my desk-” pulls out a knife from inside a random filing cabinet, “People say it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the workplace-” pulls an actual sword from the ceiling, “Well I say-” pulls another knife out from inside the back of a toilet, “It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally-” pulls ANOTHER knife from his desk drawer, “than a by a stranger-” pulls out dart gun from behind a plant, “on purpose.
Cue Lance and Pidge staring into the camera

•Hunk and Allura are the ultimate party planning duo

Literally every party turns out amazing because of them

Hunk makes all the food and Allura decorates, there’s no need to buy anything because they always manage somehow

Where does Allura get all the supplies????

How does Hunk make all this food in such a short amount of time???

•Okay but what exactly does Coran do?

“Hey guys, is somebody making soup?”

“When Pidge gets Shiro’s old chair, I get their old chair, then I’ll have TWO chairs. Only one to go.”

“So there I am, minding my own business, and Lance offers me three bucks to take Keith’s chair. Lance’s a chump. I would’ve done it for free.”

•"Hey Keith did you get your tickets?”

“To what Lance?”

“The gun show”

“Ohmygod Lance did you just flex”

“YES PIDGE I DID”

“Stop flirting with Keith and get back to work”

“SHIRO I’M NOT FLIRTING”

“Okay bud whatever you say”

“HUNK!”

And Keith is just a blushing mess


•Pidge: throws watermelon off the roof onto a trampoline

Lance: BINGO

It then hits Keith’s car and the alarm goes on

“HOLY SHI-”

“LANCE”

“IT WASN’T ME I SWEAR”


•Slav: is just there for some reason

Shiro: “this is an environment of welcoming
aaand you should just get the hell out of here.”

Pidge: mouthing to the camera, “he’s like six”

•Shiro: “Last week Pidge and I gave a fire safety talk and nobody paid any attention. People learn in many ways, and experience is the best teacher.”

Pidge: IS STARTING A FIRE

Shiro: “Oh my goodness, there’s a fire, what’s the procedure?”

Hunk: “OHMYGOD okay it’s happening. EVERYBODY STAY CALM. STAY CALM”

Allura: IS PULLING MICE OUT OF A CABINET DRAWER

Lance: Is trying to get out through the ceiling

Shiro: “Let’s remember those procedures everyone!”

Hunk and Keith: RAMMING THE COPIER INTO THE DOOR

Pidge: “ ATTENTION EMPLOYEES. THIS IS NOT A REAL FIRE. IT IS ONLY A SIMULATION.”

Shiro: “That you failed.”

Lance: falls out of the ceiling


•Keith finds something that he thinks is marijuana and decides to interrogate everyone

Lance: “I’m just saying you can’t be sure that it wasn’t you”

Keith: “That’s ridiculous, of course it wasn’t me.”

Lance: “Marijuana, is a memory loss drug so maybe you just don’t remember.”

Keith: “I would remember.”

Lance: “Well how could you if it just erased your memory?”

Keith: “That’s not how it works”
Lance: “Oh really? How do you know how it works?”

Keith: “Knock it off! Now I’m interviewing you.”

Lance: “No! You said that’s I’d be conducting the interview when I walked in here now exactly how much pot did you smoke!”

Keith: “Ohmygod”

•Hunk: “Hey Pidge, where are Lance and Keith?”

Pidge: “They insisted that they’ve been trying to get a certain client to seal some deal?“

Hunk: “They’re making out in the supply closet aren’t they.”

Pidge: “Most likely.”

•Pidge: “Lance is that a hickey?”

Lance: “WHAT NO KEITH PUNCHED ME IN THE NECK”

Pidge: “Ohmygod you guys are so gross just save it for when you’re NOT at work please.”

Keith: “YOU KNOW?”

Shiro: “C’mon Keith, you two can’t keep a secret, you walk out of the bathroom at the same time with bedroom hair we aren’t idiots.”

Lance: “ohmygod”

Pidge: Looks into the camera

•Pidge: “Good morning Shir- OHMYGOD WHY IS THAT TREE SO BIG”

Shiro: “Christmas spirit Pidge. Christmas Spirit.”

Pidge: “IT’S NOVEMBER 23RD”

Shiro: “Pidge it’s snowing and as your boss I’m telling you it’s Christmas.”

Pidge: “You’re like si-”

Shiro: “I’M MENTALLY OLDER”

Lance: “DID YOU SAY SNOW”

Keith: “What a loser who gets excited over snow.“

Hunk: “You do realize you’re dating him right.”

Lance: comes back in and hits Keith with a snowball

Keith: “GOD DAMMIT LANCE YOU CANNOT THROW SNOWBALLS IN THE OFFICE”

Lance: “And there’s a sign for that where?”

they end up making out in the supply closet again


UMMM WELL THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO OFFER. THIS IS PROBABLY REALLY BAD AND MIXED UP AND I TOOK ALMOST EVERYTHING FROM THE OFFICE OHMYGOD. But um ENJOY I GUESS.

  • Kaz: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
  • Wylan: I did. I broke it...
  • Kaz: No. No, you didn’t. Jesper?
  • Jesper: Don’t look at me. Look at Kuwei.
  • Kuwei: What?! I didn’t break it.
  • Jesper: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Kuwei: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Jesper: Suspicious.
  • Kuwei: No it’s not!
  • Matthias: If it matters, probably not... Nina was the last one to use it.
  • Nina: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Matthias: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Nina: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Matthias!
  • Wylan: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Kaz.
  • Kaz: No. Who broke it?
  • Jesper: [whispering] Kaz, Inej's been awfully quiet...
  • Inej: Really?!
  • Matthias: Yeah, really!
  • Kaz: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Danganronpa Trailer is out 030!!! (It’s 3 in the morning why am I wake ;m;)

YOOOOOOOOO IT’S OUT LET’S SEE SOME NEW SPRITES >:v

And here’s Shinguuji about to list all the ways you’re wrong and he’s right and you a dumbass >:V

Kaede’s taken aback by how fabulous our boy Shinguuji is.

Tsumugi’s looking nervous ohhhhhhh 0o0;; (My mind did not think of anything lewd here no shut up guys >:0 )

D’awwww Tenko, you so cuuuttteeee! <333

WAIT WTF IS YOUR FACE?????? WHAT??? TENKO???? TENKO?????!!!!?!??!!?!?

I just wanna take a minute here to appreciate Tojou’s voice. What a nice voice <33 

New Tojou sprites! Yaaaay! … That one there is sideways, huh? Why’s she sideways? That’s kinda weird to me :0

Ahhh there’s my Maki look at my my Maki what a nice girl ^o^

She’s thinking reeeeally hard here! You got this girl! 030!!

Overall, what do I think of this trailer? 030

A+. 10/10. Good trailer <33

How fucking weird are the similarities between those two shows. 

Evidence 1 : hum…The names ? 

Clark Kent  // Clarke Griffin

Lex (Alexander) Luthor // Lexa (Alexandria)

Evidence 2 : The origins

Clark Kent : Came from space, arrived on Earth in a spaceship

Clarke Griffin : Came from space, arrived on Earth in a dropship

Evidence 3 : The push and pull 

Clarke - Lex : friends / enemies / friends / enemies

Clarke - Lexa : enemies / almost lovers / enemies (kinda) / lovers  (Rip Heda)

Evidence 4 : The father figure gone too soon 

Evidence 5 : The “Love is weakness” quote Lex and Lexa had to hear from their very young age. 

Evidence 6 : The power these two have in their hands. One being CEO of Luthorcorp, the other being leader of the twelve clans.

Bonus : The ship names…Clex - Clexa (kinda obvious though ^^)

Weird huh ? 

Hm.. so apparently.. there’s more than just porn blogs.. I mean with the dicks and gross stuff that no one wants following them.

There’s also apparently… food porn blogs? Huh.. I know food is tasty as fuck and everyone loves their bacon and pizza but.. I didn’t know some of us became aroused by food.

Not that I’m kinkshaming, there are tons of weird kinks out there, this is one of the more “ innocent “ ones, but.. Its just kinda weird..

Pics of food.. but its meant to be porn..

Anyone else bewildered by this?

anonymous asked:

Osomatsu! Choromatsu and Ichimatsu confessed to you at the same time. What would be your reply to both of them?

Well… uh… this has become awkward hasn’t it, haha… Um…

Wait a minute, why are you two confessing at the same time?! This is too much for your poor onii-chan!!! Ah… what to do…………

  • Lucy: so I recently got into books about satanic shit like demons. Pretty interesting huh
  • Natsu: heh heh yea...
  • Lucy: they said demons can be in their ugly stereotypical form or look like humans. Or they can just have human attributes but clearly they gotta possess the cliched horns
  • Natsu: ...yup
  • Lucy: so if demons can look like humans, I wonder if I ever met one ya know. Kinda weird though
  • Natsu: I feel ya
  • Zeref: Yoo-hoo demon boy go tell her
The Little Merman

Originally posted by tonystarkandpepper

Tony x Reader

The Little Merman

Prompt: Omg, I love mermaid AUs. What about a tony x y/n one where tony is a merman and y/n meets him when she’s just swimming around in the ocean in a sort of secluded area?

Note: Yassss, mermaid AU! Also, first Tony prompt! (I kinda imagine a younger-ish Tony for this one.)

It was supposed to be an ordinary day. You had wandered down to the beach of your summer home in Miami and had decided to go for a swim in the salty ocean water. It was nice and warm outside, and there was a pleasant breeze. It was while you were gazing off at the horizon that you caught a glimmer of red in the corner of your eye.

You turned around. Nothing. Huh. That was weird. You wondered if you were just seeing things, or if there had just been an oddly colored fish.

“Hey there,” you heard a sly voice and turned around. You thought you were alone. No one else was home, and there weren’t other people in this area of the beach. But when you turned around, there he was, sitting on a large rock, a long, sleek red tail hanging in the water. He wasn’t wearing anything on his chest, but there was a large metal disk emerging from his skin.

“Oh my God,” you muttered. You rubbed your eyes in disbelief. “No way,”

“Now before you say anything, yes, I am an incredibly attractive man, thank you for noticing.”

“B-but you’re a-”

“I know, I know,” he waved his hands in the air, mimicking panic. “ ‘Oh no, a dangerous merman! What am I to do?’ ”

“No, it’s not that,” You said, composing yourself. “It’s just that I’ve never met one before.”

“That’s what they all say,” he smirked. “I’m Tony,”

“(Y/N)”

“Tell me, little lady, how would you like to go for a swim with a merman?”

“Well, I couldn’t say no to a merman, could I?”

“No, you couldn’t,” He agreed, slipping off of the rock and into the water completely. He swam a little closer until he was only a foot in front of you. “To be fair, I’ve never met a human either. You look a lot more beautiful than the old mer tales give you credit for.”

“Well, thank you,” You blushed, tucking a piece of wet hair behind your ear.

“Do you mind if I touch your foot?” he asked, looking at your legs curiously.

“Um, sure,” you bent your leg, holding your foot closer to the surface of the water. He grabbed it gently and observed it carefully, counting the toes and admiring the tiny little nails, all painted silver.

“Weird,”

“Right?” you laughed. You heard a great conch horn sounding in the distance. Tony looked away, distracted by the loud sound.

“That’s my cue. It was nice meeting you, (Y/N), but I have to leave before they find out I snuck to the surface.”

“Wait, Tony, will I ever see you again?”

“Oh, I’m sure I’ll be around…” he smiled a cheeky smile and dove into the water. You watched him until his red tail became nothing more than a ribbon in the deep.

“I think we should just pack up and move. This place is giving me a weird vibe.” Bucky said over his shoulder as he walked over to the kitchen table.

 Steve threw the deadbolt into place. “What kinda car are we looking at here?”

 Bucky stiffened and then snorted. “A pinto.”

 Steve snorted as he tried to contain his laughter. “An American classic huh? You ashamed to be seen in an American classic?”

Bucky turned and glared at Steve as he shoved the clothing back into the duffle bag. “Steve. YOU are an American classic. That car? It’s a piece of shit.”

One of our pieces for the Stucky Big Bang story Seven Deadly Sins by @captbbarnes​ ヽ(・∀・)ノ

Tbt: My dad talking shit about Dylann Roof
  • Me: *looks at TV while nervously eating spaghetti. Tries to act natural, as if I have no idea who this bowlcut man is and why he is on the television*
  • News Reporter: Twenty-one year old Dylann Roof killed nine people in a church massacre last week *pic of Dylann making the most otterish face pops up*
  • My dad: that kid is kinda weird lookin, huh?
  • Me: yeah...
  • My dad: *makes disgusted face as video footage of Dylann comes on the TV*
  • Me: *nervously shoves spaghetti into my mouth, trying not to look suspicious*
Things to think about

Lance considered Keith to be his biggest rival yet, Keith had no clue who he was. Like they were in the same class and everything but Keith didn’t know him. Lance probably spent nearly every moment training to be better than someone who didn’t know his name. Unlike other rival stories like Naruto, gonna reference this cause I know that one, him and Sasuke knew each other even before ending up on the same team. Hell, they were friends even but Keith and Lance weren’t. Keith went through the academy being focus, the thought of having a rival never crossing his mind. Lance on the other hand saw everything they did as a competition between the two of them. “You know, Lance and Keith, neck and neck.” And I doubt no one except Lance thought this. Even if Keith knew who Lance was he wouldn’t have thought of as a rival or anything like that, probably just a skilled classmate.