this one is alright i guess

anonymous asked:

alright so im going to ask you to do a challenge. Its called the 5 sentence headcannon challenge where you only have 5 sentences to complete a whole headcannon. Todays head cannon is ....... Az and Lena Shower Sex


Azriel came around the corner silently, his wings tucked in tight and his shadows nowhere to be seen for once. She was standing still as a stone beneath the streams of water, steam billowing throughout the entire washroom as the last of the blood dripped from her hands and down the drain. He shucked off his own leathers, stepping in behind her and wrapping his arms around her shivering waist, which stilled the moment their skin touched. She turned in his arms immediately, her soaked hair sticking to her neck as she reached up and grasped his shoulders hard enough to hurt. “Please,” she whispered, running her hands down his torso, “Make me forget.”

I’ve worked 5 shifts at the aquarium now and it’s!! amazing!! I get to wander the galleries during my break/after work and otherwise I’m comfortably locked away in the stockroom with minimal customer interaction, looking at all their cool products and continuously reminding myself that I have bills to pay and can’t spend my first paycheque buying one of everything

the only downside tbh is the uniform. I wear a red shirt now and lemme tell you, it is not gonna go well with 90% of my hair colour plans. I was gonna do forest green for fall but now I think I’ll just look prematurely festive. I don’t like red/teal, which I gotta do at some point to use up my old dye, red/ice blue (which i was gonna do for winter) is alright but not the best, and red/pink, which I have now, is fine I guess but tbh it would’ve looked way better with my best buy blue shirt

so like, excellent job, terrible uniform colour scheme. overall 2 thumbs up though!! I really am loving it

It’s going to be one of those mornings...

With the whole news going on about Tumblr now being owned by Verizon, I figured it would be safer to switch over to my Gmail account as my Tumblr address.
NOPE- spent hours trying to get it to switch, don’t know what is going on, but that was highly frustrating.
Guess I’ll try again in a few days, but seriously, talk about annoying, not to mention I have yet to get any confirmation whether yahoo address are still alright.

On top of that, my stress is rising as it wont be long before the trip to America, so thinking about all I have to get done has been impeding on my better judgements.

Ugh, this calls for strong tea and sitting my ass down to finish my NSFW Pitch art to give me something to focus on. (Which will be posted either later tonight, or tomorrow! Will be sure to post appropriate tags! )

Don’t mind me, just rambling.

Thank you to all of those who support and encourage me, and for the bestie who embraces my serious Derp.

Well @grandint tagged me to do this. Secretly I think you’re cool but I guess it ain’t no secret now. EuG I can’t believe I’m doing this. I got some 10 facts of me right here soooo

1) I once performed at the Sea World Shamu show as one of the background singers. It was one of the Christmas shows

2) when I was little my dad told me that if I sat too close to the TV it would eat me. I obviously don’t believe in that now but I’m still scared to be next to it

3) I named my turtle turquoise named after the one in blues clues

4) honestly my first gay crush was misty from pokemon 

5) I remember going to the science museum and seeing myself on their multiple poster ads. This was because when I was in homeschool they took a  picture of me holding one of the habitats that I made

6) I cry at movies even though I don’t look like it

7) I broke someone’s arm when I was younger.  Won’t tell you how 

8) I have the same name as my mum so I’m a Jr

9) I’m the youngest but the tallest out my friend group

10) I’ve learned how to  code ever since I was little cause my dad was an aerospace engineer so if u need a hacker im the guy

Erm I don’t know that many people on here so I’ll guess I tag @voidserpent @gummynummies @imbackbeafraid and I guess @dr-simi . Give me ten interesting facts about yourselves bois

One thing I’m really grateful for is that this isn’t my life every day like it used to be. It’s just tonight, and it’s going to be alright. I’m just really overtired and stressed. And my hand is sore which is really weird. But mostly I’m just overtired.

The whole body tremors are really unusual though, it’s like having an earth quake starting in my chest.

I woke up dizzy and anxious. It just took me by surprise I guess but I have had that blood rushing in my ears sound all night which I just ignored for the most part (but maybe I should have listened to).

The Reason I Don’t Do Cold Readings Anymore…

by reddit user Skarjo

I don’t do ‘Cold Readings’ anymore. I don’t tell fortunes. I don’t read tea leaves.

And I do not do contact ‘the other side’.

Look, don’t judge me alright? It was an easy gig. I mean, the first time I did it, it was a joke. I did it just to impress a girl. You’ve been there right? It was something I’d read about online and I thought I’d give it a go.

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Not these white squares again. Is he doing this every 6 months? I’m guessing it’s to punctuate a new chapter or something. Can I just say - he’s just taken up a picture of something white, and one of these squares has 740,000 likes. I think the song might do alright.
—  Nick discussing Harry’s insta antics and the upcoming debut single (!!!!)
  • Lance: Alright, Keith, what’s it gonna take for you to feel loved? What, you wanna get married? You wanna live happily ever aft-
  • Keith: Yeah.
  • Lance: what? What did you just say?
  • Keith: You asked me to marry you, I’m saying yes.
  • Lance: No, I meant when you said that-
  • Keith: What? Now you don’t wanna get married?
  • Lance: No, I guess-
  • Keith: We’ve only been engaged 15 seconds and you’re already getting cold feet.
Voltron fic recs, the fourth wall


So it’s been about six months since I’ve done a fic rec list. I’ve been asked a number of times to do this and I’ve read a lot of fic in that time so uh, I guess some of these are like my greatest hits of the last half year? 

Some are very popular and some are less well-known but no less deserving of praise, so go give them all some love!

As with any rec list, please pay attention to the tags and warnings

Trouble’s Making Everything Alright - 78k (WIP); klance; Keith and Lance crash-land on a lawless, low-tech planet and become rough and tumble mercenaries, donning leather coats and gun holsters, righting wrongs (while committing a few heists of their own) and fighting to get back to their team.

you never stood a chance - 12k; klance; Lance accidentally sends Keith a gym selfie snapchat with the caption “BET YOU WANNA LICK THESE NIPS” and promptly freaks out. Turns out to be one of the best mistakes he’s ever made.

King and Reaper - 35k; klance; The story of the destruction of Earth and its aftermath, feat. questionable science in regards to weapons of mass destruction, gratuitous Star Wars references, theoretical chess games with the emperor of most of the known universe, explosions, the greatest bromance of all time, the worst romance of all time and many more things besides.

nothing’s quite as sweet - 50k; klance; Keith is a barista who hates his job. Lance works at the cat shelter across the street. When Keith finds abandoned kittens behind the store and in a panic goes to Lance for help, he kicks off a chain of events that includes kitten cuddles, coffee experimentation and a whole heap of fluff.

Foreign Scenes - 110k; klance; Lance is travelling across Europe and keeps bumping into Keith sneaking past “no trespassing” signs in an attempt to get better photograps. Basically an AU in which Lance and Keith become impromptu travel buddies and get into trouble.

You and I Collide - 55k (WIP); klance; Lance likes to sing in the shower. Keith lives in the apartment next door and the walls are not very thick. And you can bet when Lance wakes him up at 7:30 in the morning, Keith has something to say about it.

Pulsar - 31k (WIP); klance; A story about college, coming to terms with your past, being scared of your future, and running into crazy things like love somewhere in-between.

Ignorance is Bliss - 161k (WIP but almost done); klance; As it turns out, learning that your house is haunted makes the ghosts a lot more aggressive. Who knew? Ah, well. At least one of them is hot. And he’s the less-evil one, too, so that’s always a plus.

the potential of you and me - 15k; klance; The summer after freshman year of college, Lance drags Keith back to their hometown to hang out. But the two of them rarely spend time together without Hunk and Pidge around, because things had a way of getting out of hand real quick. This summer is… no different.

Deepest Shade - 40k (WIP); klance; Lance, idle middle son of the Álvarez family – shippers and traders, backbone of the galaxy, the epitome of self-made wealth – is drifting. Keith Kogane has been a thorn in Lance’s side since the day he was adopted by the powerful rival clan, but he can’t deny that Keith is incredibly attractive. A chance encounter at an Altean dinner party makes him realize the attraction might be mutual.

i may be 3 hrs late but Happy birthday my son!! 🎂💕🎉

(also thank u @thingsteruwouldwear bc i only found that hat and sweater thanks to ur blog!)

@taylor-tut tHIS IS SO LATE I’M SO SORRY MY FAB FRIENDO! But! It has finally arrived!! I’m sorry if it’s a bit crappy, I like haven’t slept in three days haha

anyhoo, onto the story:

Lance woke up with a sneeze.

He blinked his eyes open, immediately groaning at the light that pierced through his eyeballs and into his temples. He brought an arm up to shield his face, shivering slightly. Taking a deep breath, Lance conducted a mental survey of his condition, assessing his apparently numerous ailments that seem to have manifested overnight.

Congested sinuses that dissolved into a throbbing headache that pulsed outward with each movement? Check. 

Raw, sandpaper throat, and lungs that rattled with every inhale? Check.

The strange sensation of being completely, bone-numbingly cold despite the warmth and clamminess of his limbs? Checkerooni.

Conclusion: Today is gonna suck.

If Lance were to be perfectly honest with himself, he would concede that he had been feeling off these last couple days. Nevertheless, the team needed his 100% right now, and any wooziness he may have felt had to be put on the backburner. With several months having passed without any sign of Shiro, tensions within the castle were palpable.  Keith and Pidge seemed inches away from snapping at any given moment, Allura’s training schedule seemed to have been kicked up the several notches from “very harsh” to “dear god I can taste my own pulse”, and even Hunk and Coran seemed somewhat subdued. It was the least Lance could do to try and keep up, and make sure the other’s stayed optimistic. He was the joker, the sharpshooter - it was his role, no matter how taxing it could be on his own body.

Lance steeled himself, counting down from five, before swinging out of his bed, pausing to lean against the wall as a wave of dizziness washed over him. Once the tilt-a-whirl he usually called a bedroom settled to a soft swaying, Lance began to make his way down to the dining hall.

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Tantalizing: 07

Originally posted by jikookfantasy

Tantalizing: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08
Ship: Jungkook | Reader
Description: Back in high school, you were nothing more than a nerd Jungkook wanted to deflower, to get a good fuck from. When he sees you at the club, though, things have changed drastically, and his dominance starts to teeter on the edge.
Warning: Dom!Jungkook, Intercourse, Oral, Blowjob, Hair Pulling, Tons of Fucking Angst, Masturbating, Exhibitionism, Overstimulation, Slight Degrading Names?
Word Count: 6,631

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BNHA Light Novel No.2 Trans

Chapter 4, AB Union: A Girls Only Gathering Part 2

[Part 1

t/n this has to be my favourite part of the chap, everyone talking about the boys and their boyfriend potentialness lol ahhh <3 p.s sorry if this a little short of a part!

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The Strokes Lyrics That Melt My Heart

“The world is over
but I don’t care ‘cause
I am with you”
- Alone Together

“I wanna be beside her
she wanna be admired”
- What Ever Happened

“So many fish there in the sea
I wanted you, you wanted me”
- Automatic Stop

“The world is shutting out for us”
- 12:51

“I just want to know you’re alright
I’ve got to know you’re alright”
- Under Control

“Old time loves don’t
die so swiftly”
- Juicebox

“Guess I got too excited
When I thought you were around”
- Heart in a Cage

“When I said ‘I can see me in your eyes’,
You said ‘I can see you in my bed’,
That’s not just friendship that’s romance too”
- I’ll Try Anything Once

“Sweetheart, your feelings are more important of course, of course”
- Razorblade

“All that I do is wait for you”
- Vision of Division

“[…] before I let you go, let me look at you”
- Killing Lies

“Break your heart in two halves
Keep one half and give one half to me”
“I love you more than being seventeen” - Evening Sun

“Two could be complete without the rest of the world”

“All the girls could never make me love them the way I love you”

“I saw your face then I heard that song
It was so inviting it hurt my bones”
- Red Light

“Whether you’re drunk or stoned
or we’re sober and old,
if I’m with you I’m a happy man”
- Hawaii Aloha

“I’m just trying to find
A nice place for you and I”
- Machu Piccu

“I look for you
And you look for me”
- Call Me Back

“I don’t wanna be in bed without your loving either”
- One Way Trigger

“Can I stand in your light just for a while?”
- Call It Fate, Call It Karma

“My baby doll
You ignored your life
We’ll do it together
I’ll be there whenever”
- Threat of Joy

Victory by technicality

We were playing a Star Wars RPG, and our party was trying to break into a building guarded by droids Everybody made stealth checks, and the DM rolled a notice check. I was playing a droid.

DM: *rolls a nat 1* Crap. Guess you all make it by.
*Everybody else rolls*
Me: *Rolls a nat 1* Uh… you might wanna hold off on that for a moment.
DM: *Chuckles* Alright, uh… let’s say you just walk right up to them. They kind of look at you then at each other over and over. Eventually one turns to you and says, “We have direct orders to keep all people out. But you’re not a person, so… I guess you are able to pass.”
Me: *Cracking up* Awesome. I’ll walk right on through.

The Name Game

The Name Game (m)

Word count: 3.1k

Genre/warning: smut, literally no plot - I legit was having some Tae feels and wanted a dirty talk, fuckboy one shot. So this is the result.

Also for my baby girl, @borderlinehc hope you enjoy. 

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Summary: You invite some of your friends over for a small party. When a tame night in turns into a dirty one. Your friend Hoseok comes up with a fun game for you all to participate in.

You were rushing around your house getting everything ready at the last possible second. It was only some of your closest friends coming over but you still wanted the house to look good. Especially if Taehyung might show up. He said he had to work but he would try and get his shift covered. You felt like such a teenager but you really did have such a big thing for him.

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