this one goes out to you guys

yesterday, another shift leader and i were talking about what breaks needed to be done etc because i was leaving and he was replacing me. suddenly he shoots up and says “is someone stealing a rugdoctor?!?” because some guy was walking out with one, and we would’ve known if he paid as we have a key to retrieve them. so we both run into the office to retrieve our store manager. he goes outside and comes back in and tells us it’s someone from rugdoctor doing maintenance on the machines. come on people!!!! you can’t just take stuff!!!! RUGDOCTORS ARE BEHIND A LOCKED DOOR, OF COURSE IM GOING TO THINK YOU BROKE IT OPEN AND STOLE IT

Okay guys but listen

Its only being like 78 days since Yuri on Ice came out and it already has 4419 fics so we have been writing at least 56 of them per day and I didn’t count the ones that are on Wattpad or Fanfiction

There were 1,440,596 Tweets made only from November 24 to December 14

Some of the most famous figure skaters in the world like Evgenia Medvedeva, Denis Ten, Ashley Wagner, Evgeni Plushenko and Johnny Weir have talked about this anime

Also the ep 10 ending scene has been approved and praised by professional Pole Dancers

It even appeared on South Park

Our Dean Fujioka made it 5th in the list of the most searched musicians

Queerbait? no thank you this fandom doesn’t know what’s that, our love is canon and about to get married

Originally posted by thranduilings

And we broke tumblr like wow guys our fandom is amazing

Yuri!!! on Ice is amazing

The signs as (just god awful) bad jokes

Aries : Q. What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs? A. A condescending con descending

Taurus : Q. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A. A waist of time!

Gemini : Q. What’s that guys name that has no shins? A. Toe-knee

Cancer : Q. Why can melons get married? A. Because they cantaloupe!

Leo : Q. How do snails fight? A. They slug it out!

Virgo : Q. What’s the difference between three and two? A. One

Libra : Q. Whats at the bottom of the ocean that shivers? A. A nervous wreck!

Scorpio : Q. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? A. It goes back four seconds!

Sagittarius: Q. Did you hear about the guy who invented the “knock-knock joke”? A. He won the “no-bell” prize

Capricorn : Q. Where did the egg go when it expired? A. The old-yolks home!

Aquarius : Q. What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? A. An investigator

Pisces : Q. What do you call the security guards outside of the Samsung store? A. Guardians of the Galaxy!

yoi fanfic rec list

hey guys, i promised to recommend you a few victuuri fanfics and here goes the list!

FLUFF:

When He’s Not Even Trying by qwartooty (2,8k words, chapters 1/1)

“Do you have any kinks?”
Viktor looked down at Phichit, surprised. “Excuse me?”
“Fetishes. Turn-ons. Things that make you go, ‘Oooh! Wow! Yeah!’”
“I know what a kink is. Why are you asking me that kind of question?”
“Don’t look so scandalized. It’s for my psychology project. Which I just told you about, but you were too busy drooling over Yuuri to listen,” Phichit said.

One Night to Blow by qwartooty (3k words, chapters 1/1)

Victor’s and Yuri’s bachelor parties (incl. Victor throwing money at pole dancing Yuuri)

Stupidly Happy With You by qwartooty (3k words, chapters 1/1) 

“You have that stupid look on your face again,” Yurio said, skating up to where Viktor was watching Yuuri.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Viktor said, putting on a very deliberate frown.
“Face it- Katsudon is sucking the cool right out of you.“
“He’s not sucking anything out of me.”
“Ohoho?” Phichit glided by them with a gleefully scandalized look on his face.

i’m not upset by bixgchan (2,5k words, chapters 2/2)

Yuuri-is-only-mine-please-back-off (aka possessive! Victor)

Addicted (to the taste of you) by smudgesofink (6k words, chapters 1/1)

post ep. 7 universe, dinner with friends (Phichit, Chris etc.) after the Cup of China: Yuuri can’t focus on anything other than Victor, incl. lots of teasing, lots of making out

From The Moon by ButterBeerBitch (5k words, chapters 1/1)

that one time Victor finds out why Yuuri has never let him inside his bedroom

Look & See by icterine (3,5k words, chapters 1/1)

This year, Victor Nikiforov falls in love at the Grand Prix Banquet. He’s so glad he decided to show up.

kairosclerosis by celestialfics (1k words, chapters 1/1)

St Petersburg, domestic Victuuri - this should explain it all :)

Unwritten by kaizuka (34k words, chapters 6/6) - a total classic

Soulmates AU where whatever you write on your own skin appears on your soulmate.

SMUT:

Patience by martialartist816 (3,5k words, chapters 1/1)

"You said you wanted me to do something that would excite you.” Yuuri’s voice sounded cool and even above him. Victor suspected he wore a small smile. “This is what I thought of.”

Russians Do It Differently by martialartist816 (3k words, chapters 1/1)

Victor doesn’t understand the concept of personal space. Yuuri isn’t complaining.

Appreciation by anonymous (4k words, chapters 1/1)

Victor takes care of Yuuri after the Cup of China

todays science experiment: do tchallas eyes do the cat thing where his pupils get big when he sees a laser pointer dot???? only one way to find out

What if McCree had this thing where whenever they got a new member in OW he always tried to guess their favorite type of coffee by bringing what he thought was their favorite back to them. Spoiler Alert; he never could get it on his first try for anyone for ages………

Now imagine this, Hanzo is a new recruit and McCree goes on a coffee run for the team. He comes back and slides one over to Hanzo.
Hanzo of course is confused because he didnt request any coffee??? Everyone else tho is watching n waiting as Jesse tries this for the billionth time.

“Figured you’d want one! You strike me as a venti-chai latte sorta guy. How’d I do?”

Hanzo blinks, then turns a bit confused then suspicious as he picks it up, “… Yes, it’s my favorite.. Who told you..?”

>Cue Jesse and the team freaking tf out

Ya all cant convince me by this point that the garla aint a very social species that does not like being alone

Like you almost never see a garla alone, and the one garla you see alone is the guy who’s fucking planting bombs and freeing prisoners when he should be infiiltrating the higher ranks, or the guy working in a people dense inviroment. or the guy who literally traps people to work with him and got very attached to hunk when he showed prowess and better food judgement then him.

also the one garla  that goes to earth on what i assume was a solo mission to figure out stuff about the blue lion? gets into it with a human, another incredibly social species, then has a baby with him.

random garla soldier meets someone “from the main fleet) and immediatly assures them that they get the commanders name wrong as well and feels comfortable enough to ask if theres a way to get in the main fight and admitting that he’s bored on the cargo ship, AND admitting that he’s not the most blood thirsty galra out there to this total stranger

even sendak- mister “there weak becouse they value others lives” commends and talks with his officer when he can easily leave him in the dark and just tell him what to do

and zarkon- mister big bad who has commanders who take care of and care for his crew exicuted or worse goes ape shit over loosing his bond with his lion and keeps reaching out even though its obviosly pointless and not working anymore

so obviosly a social species but like- they dont like admitting there a social species, put on a tought front even though when there put on solo missions or left alone they get pretty awful at there jobs and ten times more grouchy.

So with all this in mind imagine how part garla, part human keith who obviosly has both sets of instincts and instinctual social needs in him, felt when he lost his family, could not make friends by doing what his instincts told him to do which was become the best to show his peers that he is a worthy ally to be brought into a social circle or pack, then stuck alone in the desert for around a year chasing feelings that might just be him going crazy?

I don’t know why, but I can’t help but think how funny and cool it would be if Bitty went and met all the Falconers and was as lovely as we all know he is, and then after he goes back to Samwell one of the guys casually asks Jack.

“Hey, is your friend Bitty single?”

Jack making an impression of a deer caught in headlights. “Um… why do you ask?”

“He’s cute, funny, makes delicious pies and likes hockey! I wanna ask him out.”

And another of the guys are casually skating by and overhear. “Dude, you are actually gonna ask Bitty out?”

“Nice!”

And Jack mind kind of goes blank because too much stuff is happening, but the big thing flashing right now is that this asshole (who really isn’t an asshole, he’s been nothing but nice and welcoming) is trying to ask Jack’s boyfriend through Jack.

“So how about it Zimmermann, can I have his number?”

Jack kind of glares and mumbles. “He’s taken.”

“Oh, is it serious?”

“Yes.”

“You sure?”

Yes.

“Oh… is it one of the guys from the team?”

“It’s me” growls Jack because this level of interest is unacceptable.

“Oooooh, sorry man, my bad.”

And that’s how Jack comes out to the team. Later on it becomes a funny story, but it takes a few days before Jack stops glaring.

How to NOT go shopping for pants

Context: A bandit ambush, followed by running away from a dragon interrupted our Chaotic Neutral Dwarf Paladin in the middle of his poo-break, so he got his pants filthy. After those, we entered a city and he went to the marketplace to buy new pants.

Merchant one: I have what you want, I can sell it to you for *unreasonable price*.

Dwarf Paladin: *goes to another merchant*

Merchant two: Yeah I have what you want, I can sell it to you for *1 gold less than the last guy*.

-Repeat a few more times-

Merchant X: Sure, I’ll get you that for *1 less gold than the last guy*.

Dwarf Paladin: THAT’S IT!

Dwarf Paladin(OOC): I take out my greatsword and cut the table of his stand in half!

*he succeeds*

Merchant X: *starts screaming in anger*

Two guards arrive.

Guard one: Alright Dwarf, stand down, and you can get out of this with just a fine.

Dwarf Paladin(OOC): I want to wave my greatsword at the guards in an angry manner.

DM: Are you sure?

Dwarf Paladin(OOC): Very much so!

Dwarf Paladin(OOC): *rolls a 2*

DM: You cut off one of the guards’ arms slightly above the elbow.

Guard two: *falls to the ground screaming in pain and clutching the now bleeding stump*

Guard one: You son of a whore!

DM: The guard tries to suppress you.

DM: *rolls a nat 20*

DM: The guard roundhouse kicks you in the head and knocks you out cold. You are dragged into the prison.

Dwarf Paladin(OOC): ……..Do they at least give me some clean pants?

DM: No.

Dwarf Paladin(OOC): *briefly thinks it over* Yeah, okay. I kind of deserved that one.

Story time

SO MY GRANDMA IS THE GREATEST PERSON ALIVE AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY

SO SHE LIVES IN A SMALLER HOUSE AND IM SLEEPING IN A ROOM WITH MY SISTER AND OUR FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM ITALY, SO IM ON TUMBLR AND IM SILENTLY LAUGHING TO MYSELF CAUSE FUNNY AND MY GRANDMA WALKS OUT OF HER ROOM AND INTO THE BATHROOM. AND THE DOOR IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY BED AND ALWAYS OPEN, SO MY GRANDMA WALKS BY AND STRAIGHT UP TELLS ME “JANE ARE YOU ON THAT WEBSITE WHERE YOU LOOK AT THE FANART OF THE GAYS?” I JUST KINDA SAT THERE AND SHE GOES “I HOPE KLANCE BECOMES CANON”

GUYS MY GRANDMA KNOWS WHAT ONE OF MY OTP’S IS

AND SHE SHIPS IT

Have you guys heard of the saying that quiet people know more about you than you think because they listen to their surroundings?  I’ve had this crazy crack theory that Gorilla secretly knows what goes on in the Agreste household.

  • He supports Adrien as Chat Noir because he knows the kid needs the break.
  • He is one of Chat’s biggest fans and has his merchandise.
  • One night, Plagg was hankering for some cheese and snuck down to the kitchen.  Gorilla caught him.  Plagg freaked out until he realized Gorilla was holding some camembert out to him.  Since then, they’ve become midnight snack buddies.
  • If Gabriel really is Hawkmoth, he knows it.  He doesn’t support it, but what is he going to do?  Just protect this idiot until he comes to his senses.

There was a hilarious fan comic where Nathalie found out all of this (with the addition of Adrien’s mom as the peacock) and it was suggested that Gorilla already knew, so at least one other person had the same idea. Where am I getting this from?  Let me direct your attention to the ML “L'Imposteur (Copycat)” episode.

Gorilla (does this guy have an actual name?) is driving Adrien back to the school to get his phone when a news report says that Chat Noir has stolen the Mona Lisa.  They pull up in front of the school and Adrien huffs out of the car.

He left the door wide open.  I wonder how many times he’s mumbled to himself about cat-themed superheroes within earshot of Gorilla.  This time, he’s yelling about how the thief is a terrible fake and is not Chat Noir.  With the damned door still wide open and within steps of his driver.

Seconds later, Chat Noir lands behind the car.  There was NO ONE ELSE on that street.  And there’s your boy Chat Noir just jumping off of the school building right behind you, after your charge just barreled out of the car literally yelling about him.  Gorilla didn’t even change expression.

(The weather report is JUST that important, guys.)

Some time later (taking into account the trip to the Louvre, running from the cops, catching the bad guy, etc.), Chat reappears and lands on the trunk of the car.  Gorilla notices that one.

(I have to buff that out.  I’m gonna have to talk to Plagg about this shit.)

Almost IMMEDIATELY after Chat Noir shows back up, there’s Adrien.

Adrien: I didn’t find my phone :( :( :(

Gorilla: *thinking* Maybe if you’d looked… -_-


The conclusion is that I know Gorilla’s character is probably just supposed to be there for comic relief, but I like to think he’s more in-depth than the viewers are led to believe.  


Bonus:

Also, can we talk about this guy??

(Look kids, it’s Chat Noir!!!)

(Oh noes!!!1!!)

The dad’s face stays like that after the copy cat steals the painting.

WTF?!

A new Pomodoro style study technique I’ve been trying

So a lot of you know that I’m a huge fan of study breaks, and I’ve figured out that something I already use every time I study already has a built in timer. You ready for this?

SPOTIFY.

When the music is playing, I’m working. Anytime it goes to an ad I take a little break, and then when I get to the end of my playlist (it’s short, so if you have a longer one find the halfway point!) I take a longer break. It’s worked so well for me so far, so I thought you guys may wanna give it a shot!

got to thinking about this post by @emdots and

can you imagine if keith really did leave lance love notes and lance goes around and asks everyone about it… everyone except keith

keith is freaking out because he doesn’t think he can keep a straight face when lance comes to him… but he never does

keith overhears lance talking to hunk about it

hunk says, “i don’t know, man. have you asked keith?”

lance says, “pft, yeah right. good one hunk. that guy hates me. 

4

Niffler: HEY, KID!!!! You saw nothing, ok. *Shoves gold in pouch with other shiny things*

Newt: REALLY!?!?!?! Seriously, you got to be kidding me!!! 

Niffler: Well, smell ya later. *Tries to flee*

Newt: NO!! Not this time you little thief. *Grabs him by the stomach*

Niffler: NOOOO!!!!!!!! Come big guy let me go, please. *tries to break free*

Newt: Again, I said no. Now lets see what you have in that pouch. *Grabs him by the feet and shakes him upside down* *Bunch of shiny things are getting out* That is a lot right there Niffler. 

Jacob: ‘What the hell is going on here. Why am I here, again. I hope no one goes down the here.’ 

Niffler: You better not tickle me, Newt or you’ll be sorry. 

Newt: I’ll take my chances, Nif *tickles Niffler*

Niffler: NO!! STOP IT!!!!! *Laughs* *tries to break free* STOP IT NOW!!!! *Laughs harder* *Expensive jewelry falls down to the pile beneath them* NOT MY PRECIOUS JEWELRY!!!!!!!

  • Garrus: Alright, my turn. What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?
  • Joker: Uh... I give up.
  • Garrus: (chuckles) Correct.
  • Joker: Ohohoh... alright, big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?
  • Garrus: Friendly fire - come on, that one goes back to Shanxi!
  • Joker: Well, you gotta respect the classics!
  • Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
  • Joker: (exasperated) 602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the asari for technical help and one to request a seat on the Council afterwards. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?
  • Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots... with brittle bone disease?
  • Joker: Y... you're shittin' me! The turian military has one about me?
  • Garrus: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
  • Joker: Okay, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
  • Garrus: So that their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
  • Joker: ...damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
  • Garrus: (deadpan) Figuring out which side took the rocket.
Rescue

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 2,100

Request: Bucky imagine where this fellow agent (someone who isn’t a part of The Avengers) keeps flirting with y/n and trying to get her out on dates, touching her. Bucky doesn’t know about the guy because the guy threatens y/n that she will be hurt if she tells Bucky. One night at a party, y/n and Bucky are at one of Tony’s parties, and the guy starts hurting you while Bucky goes to the bathroom. Steve then tells Bucky everything so Bucky, pissed off, possessive, and jealous, saves you from the man.

Warnings: Swearing, mild violence, harassment, fluff

Author’s Note: This was a little tricky for me to write. I actually discussed this with @cartoncitodeleche and @ninjaliciousgeek while in Austin to try and make it as realistic as possible. Too many times I see the reader being written as either a damsel or Natasha Romanoff 2.0, and I wanted it to be more relatable because I know plenty of strong, capable women who sometimes just freeze up when being harassed or are unsure of how to handle it and that’s not necessarily a reflection of their strength. And thank you to @murielweathers for helping me edit this!

Originally posted by sebuttianstans


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Random OPM AU guys:

 - Where Genos is an actor for this really popular tv series One Punch Man and plays the role for the heartthrob and protagonist Demon Cyborg.

- and Saitama plays the role of the show’s running gag “Caped Baldy” who’s Demon Cyborg’s sidekick that gets wrecked in every fight

- and as the show progresses Genos keeps noticing this bald actor who’s talent is amazing and hot af when doing stunts and is actually the nicest guy ever??

- And Genos wanting to hang out with Saitama offstage and wanting him to be his mentor

- Genos getting stressed over the hyped media and fame, goes to Saitama’s apartment after a bad pres conference

“You don’t have to be Demon Cyborg outside of work, kid. Just be Genos and they’ll love you.”

- Staring into Caped Baldy’s eyes and seeing Saitama, thinking of the Saitama offstage and what a great person and friend he is and wanting to kiss him during the interviews

- During the shoot for the final episode where Caped Baldy dies, Genos gets too emotional and breaks character and won’t stop crying until Saitama has to comfort him, reassuring him that he’s still alive

“You’re my hero.”

Giving a Little Extra at Extra Life

A Team Big O fanfic written by Achievement Hunter’s very own Larry Matovina.

Transcribed by Mod Friend (amythestquill).

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Finally, the annual Rooster Teeth Extra Life stream, the day so many Rooster Teeth fans had been waiting for. They never knew what kind of shen-hooligans to expect from their favourite RT staffers. Would Gus die of alcohol poisoning? Would Matt and Jeremy up the ante this time by making out with tongue for three minutes straight? Or would something totally unexpected happen?

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Five Minutes - Bucky Barnes x Reader

Words: 1204
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Featuring: Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff
Warnings: FLUFF, drinking, mentions of sex
Requested by anon
please wrtie and imagine where character is at one of tony’s parties (character is just a friend not an avenger) and some drunk is bothering her so she goes up to the first guy she can see and asks them to prentend to be her boyfriend and its bucky? fluffy? and then if he could as her out on a date? i love your writing so it only fits that youre the writer of this :)
Authors Note: yo so this took me so long to actually start writing but once i started i couldnt stop

Masterlist. Request List.


You knew you didn’t belong at a Tony Stark party. You aren’t rich, you aren’t powerful, most people have no clue who you are, but you still went. Tony is one of your best friends, and has been for many years. You just, didn’t enjoy the spotlight as he did; and he respected that.

Tony told you it was going to be a small party for just the team and a few friends, but last minute he changed everything and invited the whole city. You decided to hang out by the bar for a little while and lightly drink, whilst talking to a few of your friends you met through Tony; which basically meant talking to Natasha while she mixed drinks.

After a while, Natasha went to speak to some other people when you went to sit in the back of the room and look out the window. You had to admit; Tony had a nice view.

You were admiring the beautiful night outside alone, which was comforting. But when a man walked over, you weren’t sure what to expect. The optimistic side of you was hoping he would just want to talk civilly at this party that you didn’t fit into you, but the more realistic side remembered this was a Tony Stark party and this man would only annoy you.

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