this one doesn't stop at 10

the signs as people from my university
  • Aries: That girl who loves partying and socializing with people, she's a fangirl of so many buffed-up singers and she's so pretty. She's kinda judgmental and she's homophobic but she follows so many gay people and likes their posts and nobody in my generation really understands why. She can be really impulsive sometimes and she hates classes but she's a good friend and a funny person
  • Taurus: That girl who is always late, she has social anxiety and she's silent af. Grades are not her forte'. She tries to socialize very hard and everyone is annoyed by the fact that she tries to discuss things that she really doesn't know shit about. She is afraid of some professors, she is christian af and she is kinda lost, but she's a good girl who believes in the supernatural and she always invites us to coffee at her place
  • Gemini: The girl who loves spending time with people, she always loves to discuss about every topic, she knows so much about many things, she's doing great with her grades and she's among the top 5 students in the entire generation. Also, she has PERFECT, sonorous American accent and everybody loves it. She always initiates coffee gatherings but nobody really comes because she's not that much of a leader and her voice is so soft so nobody could really hear when she's talking. She's also a passionate gamer AND in the same time she finds time to maintain her grades and social life
  • Cancer: That (jock) guy who's the tallest one, he's blonde, buffed-up and he's the definition of a straight white boy. He's childish as fuck and he can become very boring sometimes. Once, my colleagues have shooed him out of the cafeteria because he was bothering them. He also tells so many stupid dad-jokes and laughs at his own jokes, flirts with some professors, has been single since forever (not that he's ugly - he's average looking but he's so much boring sometimes because he doesn't have any real friends and he gets excited about people so he doesn't know WHEN to stop). He literally flirts with every single female human being that he can find and he pushes them all away because he's pushy af. He's also introverted and doesn't really know his way with girls
  • Leo: That girl who's one of the top students in the generation. She's always smiling, she has the best grades, she always tries to present this "perfect" image of herself. She is very intelligent and she loves reading, she gets drunk like every second day but that doesn't stop her from maintaining her perfect grades. She's very successful and she's a good leader, she knows all the fresh gossip and she always sits in the first row with her best university friend. In fact, she and her best uni friend are hated by everyone because they're just so successful and everyone's jealous of them. She also secretly hates everybody and gossips with her best uni friend. She and her friend have tons of screenshots ready to blackmail people if anyone says anything against them lmao. But everyone (every zodiac sign) in this generation pretends we like each other so...
  • Virgo: That professor who's VERY detail-oriented and she's a big perfectionist but she can't fix her awful handwriting. She's very successful and she has TONS of potential, she literally KNOWS EVERYTHING about her subjects but sometimes she can really drain us physically and emotionally. She gives us tons of assignments and homework and she always gives us lectures on the most difficult courses. Jfc she behaves like we study in Cambridge / Oxford. But don't get me wrong, she's NOT a bad person. She's actually a VERY good person and at the end of each semester she buys us coffee and tea, she talks with us about our experience with the course and she just wants us to learn some things that we should learn, that's why we perceive her as "difficult" and "problematic"
  • Libra: That girl who loves hugging, has great communication skills and is a social justice warrior. She thinks that she's everyone's friend and she always tries to criticize everyone's opinion, thinking that she'll seem and sound more intelligent. She also listens to rock and metal, she loves children and she smokes a lot, she's very sensitive and she's very friendly. Once, on the Facebook group of the university, she tried to accuse Pisces of something he didn't do and he literally ruined her in front of all those people, that was one of her biggest mistakes she's ever done in uni because she didn't know that that guy can be pretty evil when someone tries to insult/hurt him. The next day in uni she was on the verge of a mental breakdown because that guy really hurt her with his words, making her look stupid and pretentious, and everybody stopped talking to that guy for like, a month or two
  • Scorpio: That girl who's late in class 90% of the time, and those 10% she's not present in class. She is very quiet and she doesn't show particular interest in anything. She doesn't have a taste in fashion and style, unlike most Scorpios that I know. She just wants to go home all the time and nobody knows what she's doing in her life, she's so mysterious and she's not a good teamworker because she doesn't really care about her grades
  • Sagittarius: That girl who can't stop talking and she's always arguing with someone but we all love her. She's very communicative but she's insecure at the same time. She has tons of likes on Facebook and Instagram. She's a VERY open-minded girl, she hates racism, homophobes, nazi scum and racists. She's a really good friend with Leo and Pisces but Capricorn is her bff and her roommate. She has an excellent taste in fashion, style and music and she has S_L_A_Y_I_N_G eyebrows. I think that she's bi/lesbian but maybe she's closeted. She always hugs Capricorn and gets beaten by Capricorn because Capricorn can't stand people touching her
  • Capricorn: That girl who loves vintage notebooks, loves taking studyblr photos and uploads them on tubmlr and Instagram, she loves journeys and we haven't heard her talking for THREE GODDAMN YEARS. She is very antisocial and introverted but she has excellent taste for art, film, music and she's like 24/7 on her phone because it's obvious that she can't stand most of us but she's always sweet and supportive when someone approaches her. Sometimes she doesn't want to talk and she just smiles as a response. She's Sagittarius' best friend and roommate and they've became really close friends. She also loves journeys and she's a daydreamer but she's very intelligent. Her grades are not that good, she's not an attention whore and she tries to be "invisible" but she simply can't
  • Aquarius: That guy with his cockney accent who has insane memory and loves football. He's actually a loner, he's a bit creepy and weird, le loves britpop and indie nd he was one of the best students in the first two years of uni but his grades dropped. He's like, very secretive and he can be pretty arrogant and you just can't sit next to him because he's telling jokes all the time which takes your attention away. He is a loner and once he publicly told us that he used to have cyber sex with his girlfriend because she lived in another country and they've never met in real life (I mean, who tells such things omg Aqua get your shit together). He tries to insult people and he tries to be sarcastic but he can only be sarcastic with the stupid ones. He also thinks that he's a know-it-all and that he's the most intelligent person in the world. He can be really judgmental sometimes and he pushes people away with that
  • Pisces: That guy who always sits in the first row with his best university friend and is one of the top students in the generation. He's also a model, nerd, gamer, works out and whatnot. He is sweet to everyone and talks to everyone but he can be very sassy at times. He was the one who had a verbal fight with Libra because Libra triggered him and he destroyed her verbally. He's really skinny and dreamy and he has a very deep voice and an excellent taste in fashion and style. His style is kinda dark and he's so aesthetic. He listens to some music that no other people in the world listen to but he also listens to some mainstream music. In fact, he listens to whatever he wants and he doesn't really think about what other people think about him. He tends to roll his eyes a lot and he cares about his physical beauty more than he cares about his love life. He's too egotistic and self-centered and he's extremely picky, which makes him single most of the time.

kymochii-deactivated20170117  asked:

For your adopted brothers au what if when they were younger and Keith wouldn't stop doing something that Shiro didn't want him to do so he would always count down from 10 so then one day Keith decided he wouldn't fall for Shiro's countdown (he always stopped when Shiro said "10") so he doesn't stop doing the thing and Shiro's like "10...9...8...7...6...5..4...3..2.." aND BEFORE HE SAYS 1 KEITH JUST STOPS THE THING IN PANIC

They totally would

My sister pulled this shit on me 24/7 when we were kids and let’s just say I’m glad I never had to experience what happened first hand if she reached 0 so I feel Keith

Another Collection of AUs the Internet Doesn't Need (by me)

• It’s 10:30 at night and I left my glasses at home so I can’t read any of these labels and you’re one of the only people in the grocery store and GODDAMMIT DO YOU HAVE ANY TOMATO SAUCE WITHOUT CHUNKS AU

• We go to the same support group; I have social anxiety and you’re a kleptomaniac who sorta stole my heart AU

• You thought you were alone at the bus stop so early in the morning so you started passionately singing Fall Out Boy but your Patrick Stump impression could use some work and I’m not really afraid to point that out AU

• I’m an artist and you have a really nice face so would you mind if I drew you? AU

• We’re rival up-and-coming singers and every time one of us releases a new single the other does a cover to try to make it better; we’re always trying to top each other and out-cute each other, but half our fans aggressively ship us; our agents use this to their advantage and decide we should do a duet because it’ll be popular; unfortunately now that we’re in the same studio and I’ve seen what you’re like I really wanna know what your lips feel like AU

• PLEASE I REALLY CANNOT FIND MY CAT AND I KNOW IT’S THREE A.M. BUT NEIL CATRICK HARRIS AND I WOULD BOTH APPRECIATE THE HELP AU

• We were both stood up for dates at the same nice restaurant so we decide to eat together and split the check but I dunno you’re pretty interesting aside from your distractingly enormous eyebrows AU

• We met at a mutual friend’s cheesy masquerade party and we agree that the only good thing about this party is the masks so you can’t judge a book by its cover only now that we’ve been talking I want to see your face but I don’t know how to ask AU

• You used to date my friend who absolutely hates your guts after a messy breakup and now you’re flirting with me and I really shouldn’t be so interested in you but I am AU

• I don’t know you but you’re singing along really loudly near me at this concert and it’s kinda hilarious because you just make up things when you don’t know the words AU

• We pass each other every day while we’re biking on the same path so we’ve started smiling at each other and one day you’re stopped because you’re having an asthma attack so I offer you my extra water bottle and now we’re talking and now I’M the one who’s breathless AU

anonymous asked:

Ok so this happened a few months ago at restaurant. I don't work there, just having dinner So this large family shows up to the restaurant (I'm talking like 10 people in the party) and are seated after some commotion. I hear them order a blooming onion... I hear them ask for it to be redone about 4 times. I overhear the lady who kept asking say she doesn't really like the ap. Acted all buddy buddy. waitress is obvs getting sick of it. Baby won't stop screaming. not one plz/Ty/sry from them

anonymous asked:

What would our Samurai do if they saw MC being catcalled by some pervs in public? MC is a strong independent woman who doesn't need her man's help but i firmly believe that that wouldn't stop any of them

Nobunaga

-        10/10 READY TO FIGHT

-        Seriously, his lady may not need defending

-        But that is still his lady

-        No one disrespects lady Oda like that

-        Would confront the man and make him apologize

-        If the man refuses, he ought to be prepared to meet the business end of a sword.

-        This man would kill for your honor no doubt. (His honor, Oda honor)

Mitsuhide

-        This poor man just wants to drink his tea and be kinky

-        Let him rest

-        He wouldn’t be as openly upset as Nobu

-        But still defending your honor.

-        Expect him to glare sharply at the man

-        Probably ask if he thinks its alright to talk to a lady that way

-        Its not alright.

-        Would give you tea and also take you to bed as an apology.

Ieyasu

-        Uh, whoever catcalled you has just made a mistake they are not surviving.

-        Doesn’t mean immediate death

-        Tokugawa is a busy man, and you don’t seem too bothered

-        Unless you do, in which case he is openly confronting him

-        “What did you just say to my kitchen wench?”

-        If you aren’t, hope that guy has someone to taste his food.

-        If not he is getting poisoned, thanks Ieyasu.

Mitsunari

-        It’s basically canon that Mitsunari cannot stand that type of thing

-        He will confront the man, even if you tell him not to

-        Colorful insults aside this will probably escalate into a fight

-        He will win the fight.

-        This fight will make you anxious

-        He will spend the rest of the day being a high key tsundere but lowkey trying to make it up to you.

-        He really does love you

Inuchiyo

-        Gets into yelling match with whoever catcalled you

-        Doesn’t physically fight the guy

-        This is only because you tell him not to

-        Your glare keeps him in check

-        He is really upset

-        Says a lot of really sweet things to you later to make up for whatever gross thing the man said

-        Has a hard time saying the sweet stuff

-        You laugh at him

Hideyoshi

-        This man may be a jokester but this is not a joke to him

-        Frowns

-        Tugs you closer to him and away from the man

-        Tries to reach your destination as quickly as possible

-        As soon as you are out of earshot he tries to cheer you up with jokes

-        If you are unaffected he is concerned about how often this must happen to you

-        Goes more places with you after that just to make sure you are safe.

Yukimura

-        I don’t think it is wise to say things about Lady Sanada like that

-        He will f*ck them up

-        That is his precious love of his entire life and she is to be cherished.

-        Literally Yukkin is 50% honor and 50% love for his MC

-        Which means 100% would fight whoever catcalled you.

-        Also he’d win, because duh.

-        Afterwards would be flustered for a long time and would need you to comfort him

-        And then “comfort” him. If you get my drift.

Saizo

-        You’d never know the guy was planning on catcalling you

-        Saizo had a feeling

-        So the guy gets a tap on the shoulder from our favorite silver haired ninja

-        He is sternly warned to watch his mouth and his thoughts

-        You and Saizo get dango and have a pleasant day in town.

-        The guy never says a word

Masamune:

-        Poor Masa

-        He was just trying to enjoy a nice day with you in the town

-        When this man has to come and harass you

-        Would be flustered

-        Also mad

-        Who in their right mind would try to say that to you in front of him???

-        Before he can react you tell the man off

-        You tug Masamune away after giving the man a stern talking to

-        You guys do get to have a good day

-        He loves you very much

Kojuro

-        Daddy don’t play

-        But also isn’t going to fight this man with your right there.

-        Casually pulls you into a shop

-        Let’s you browse the things while he goes outside

-        Makes sure the man knows just who exactly you go home to every night

-        Buys you a hairpin just for fun


I didn’t do Kenshin or Shingen because I haven’t had enough interaction with either lord just yet, but I hope you like it nonnie!

What we have been waiting for!

Sort of. 

This episode wasn’t written by Duff, but Kendall, who LOVES Sharon. 

That’s why this episode is what we want. Not quantity, but QUALITY. We learned Andy’s ex’s name, we got Andy’s past and what went wrong in his marriage, we got Sharon & Ricky talking about her marriage and ex and faith, and we got back story on Sharon and the victim! Nothing physical, yet SO MUCH KNOWLEDGE shown to us. But it only happens when Kendall writes. 

So do not stop fighting for what you believe we deserve to see. The goal is to get DUFF writing these types of scripts, not just the writers who come in for one or two episodes a season :)

Side note - Mary was GORGEOUS in this episode. Hair, make-up, clothing was ON POINT. She was glowing again. I love that when it happens ♥

Sometimes I think about the boys and how they will have obviously had fights. But I always imagined Dan getting worked up and storming off or just yelling without even adding in words. Just pure anger, it stopped being about Phil eating his cereal 10 minutes ago. It's just Dan getting so worked up because he's scared, scared of what's going to happen, scared of something. I think in that moment, that's when Phil just holds him. Not romantically but he holds him like he's scared that if he doesn't Dan's going to disappear. I think that's what makes it so real. The fact that maybe, just maybe, the reason they're so close and so perfectly matched best friends or lovers whatever you ship. I think it's because they're scared if they let go, one of them is going to drown. I think that they do love each other, not even romantically but as best friends, I think that maybe in their most vulnerable moments. They remember just how much they gave to be there together and they remember truly why they do what they do. Because it's not just for us, it's for them.

- behind the closed doors

An incredible story to tell.

I’m not one to draw to “shippy” stuff…but I just couldn’t help myself with a Ben and Rook one…because UGH these two are too in love…and it’s NOT that shippy..friends can do that, right?…right? ./////. *cough*

Last night at 10:38 PM...

I got an invitation from the clueless special Ed teacher to an IEP from one of my students from last year. The attached message asked when she could stop by and talk to me and said I would need to come to the IEP.

I can’t go to the meeting because I’m meeting with my coach but I told her I’d be in my room. Haven’t seen her. I think it was an accident?

it’s 10:44pm and dark and i just heard this really spooky, scary noise? so obviously i figured someone was trying to break in and i go to get up and out of bed

and then i realise

it’s my cat

snoring

when will this cease

the signs when going laser tagging
  • Aries: picks a fight with every single child
  • Taurus: stays in the same area the whole game
  • Gemini: doesn't stop shooting even when no one is around them
  • Cancer: follows one person the whole entire game and attempts to shoot them from behind
  • Leo: creates an alliance and becomes the leader, the one everyone is out to get
  • Virgo: that hoe that covers their sensors so they can't get shot
  • Libra: is in like 10 different alliances
  • Scorpio: scary af. you don't even see them during the entire game yet they end up in first by like 300 points
  • Sagittarius: goes up somewhere high and shoots everyone from below. has good aim
  • Capricorn: goes solo, takes the game really seriously and probably makes someone cry. ends up in the top 3
  • Aquarius: makes 20 different strategies on the car ride to laser tag, the one with the super weird player name
  • Pisces: "accidentally" shoots members of their alliance
Movie time with OT4
  • Harry: Lets you pick the movie and the best sofa spot. Stops it every 10 minutes to ask you if you need anything. Falls asleep halfway through and wakes up because of snoring too loud.
  • Liam: Has the biggest popcorn bowl you've seen in your life and eats it within the first 15 minutes. Pauses the movie to go make some more and Watson takes his place. Finishes watching the movie on the floor.
  • Louis: Lets you pick the movie but makes it clear he doesn't like your choice. Ends up putting the one he wanted to watch on the DVD when you look away. Complains when you pause the movie, pauses it later to go to the loo. Takes the whole blanket for himself.
  • Niall: Picks a movie you've both seen a million times saying "A good classic never gets old". Comments non stop. Has to rewind because he missed a scene because he was laughing too hard at something that happened five minutes ago.
How Likely the Signs Are to Become Addicted + How Long It Lasts
  • Aries: 85% (they want it only after they've lost it) // a few months though they'll never forget or forgive
  • Taurus: 100% (if they want it, they want all of it) // once they choose to stop, they never go back to it
  • Gemini: 10% (not much could tempt them into addiction) // literally minutes
  • Cancer: 90% (falls in love with addictions and doesn't realize they're addicted) // years and years unless they were the ones to end it
  • Leo: 100% (can't resist something that could make them feel good) // weeks, they know when to leave
  • Virgo: 30% (not likely to have an addiction but if they do they see it as a form of control) // forever unless the earth splits open
  • Libra: 70% (not good at impulse control) // just a few hours until they regret their actions
  • Scorpio: 100% (always looking for the next fix) // as long as they don't get bored of it
  • Sagittarius: 5% (not likely to stick with anything) // just a little while until they get nervous and run
  • Capricorn: 95% (willing to try anything) // will stick with it for months until something better comes along
  • Aquarius: 2% (would never let their guard down enough for addiction) // nope they wouldn't ever become addicted to anything
  • Pisces: 20% (extremely aware of the consequences of their actions) // only as long as they're in control, they know when to get out of something

anonymous asked:

Ok, we all agree that Magnus is the prettiest and cutest lil duck ever~right? May i have headcanons on some example of moments when Alec thinks his boyfriend is the most adorable darling in the world? (personally, I love Magnus pouty face like the one he made when he told Isabelle that he doesn't even know if Alec was interested or not. I also loves when he's all happy after their kiss)

magnus is the cutest warlock in the whole of the shadow world and alec is his long-suffering boyfriend;

- I cannot stop thinking about magnus staying over at the institute last minute (maybe he was there late to help with Valentine Stuff) and alec giving him a pair of soft sweats to sleep in but MAGNUS is tiny and so he has to roll the cuffs up like 10 times and alec just. can’t even process how cute that is.

- like alec just stands bewildered by the doorway, watching magnus putter around in his clothes in his room wondering how the hell he got so lucky

- also; magnus is very very cute when he first wakes up this is a fact

- i mean if you wake him up he’s a dragon but when he wakes up naturally? stretching his arms out and rubbing his eyes sleepily and smiling softly before he’s even pried his eyes open? rip alec that’s all I’m saying

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Send me a ♪ for my muse to say something to yours.
  • 1. Here we go for the hundredth time.
  • 2. I'm going out of my fucking mind.
  • 3. Find a new place to hang this noose.
  • 4. String me up from atop these roofs.
  • 5. Knot it tight so I won't get loose.
  • 6. Truth is, you can stop and stare.
  • 7. I bled myself out and no one cares.
  • 8. Help me, I've been cursed.
  • 9. Death is rolling in every verse.
  • 10. Fuck, this hurts.
  • 11. I won't lie.
  • 12. Doesn't matter how hard I try.
  • 13. Half the words don't mean a thing.
  • 14. I know that I won't be satisfied.
  • 15. So why try ignoring him?
  • 16. I've opened up these scars.
  • 17. I'll make you face this.
  • 18. I've pulled myself so far.

anonymous asked:

literally everything about my jumps is awful. how can i fix them, like what do you do? my front leg isn't high and I don't get high in the air and my back foot doesn't even hit my butt nor does it flick out high and straight, or well flick out at all. halp

Here is the process Mary McGing took me through when I was 10-12 years old to improve my jumps: 

Step one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBIKw51MsnQ be able to do this drill on each leg, 50 times each without stopping. It will take time to build up to this. 

Step two (a): hang on to a set of bars on either side, your counter tops, some chairs, anything really that can support your body weight, and practice doing a run into your over down but when you do the over, grab on to the bar and hold yourself up before you can come down and hold your ideal position for 3-4 seconds before coming down. Do this as often as possible. 

Step two (b): go to the pool and do your over downs over and over in the water to practice hanging and to build up the muscles you need to do the jump. 

Step three: Do over downs, over and over, to music. It’s annoying I know, but you’ve gotta actually do the move normally if you’re going to make them good. 

Step four: Have the raddest over downs in all the world. 

HOPE THIS HELPS. 

Peace, 

ktvh 

anonymous asked:

Why are you still talking about this boy? It's been ages. You're 15. You're literally going to have 10 other boyfriends before you find the right one. Stop dwelling over a guy that doesn't give two shits about you.

I am not still dwelling over ‘this boy’ if you knew me at all you would know that from the place I was in 6 months ago to now you would actually know how far I have come. I have talked etc with other guys and I am just not ready, and when I AM ready to I will move on. I am young yes but 3 years with someone for someone so young is like a life time, tumblr for me is not dwelling it is expressing my feelings what I can relate to, he is not the centre of my world anymore nor is he my life, I know he doesn’t care about me but that does not turn off my feelings, so moral of the story if I want to post about my feelings, past hurt, current pain, I will post/reblog posts. This is like healing for me sorry if you don’t understand but simply do not look at my page.

listen // “i am not a good man, skye.”

blindness; a skyeward mix  // 1. human,* christina perry | 2. only one, alex band | 3. landfill, daughter | 4. cruel one*, alex band ft. emmy rossum | 5. dreams, bastille | 6. love is blindness, jack white | 7. no one here’s to sleep, naughty boy ft. bastille | 8. nothing left to say, imagine dragons | 9. sweet dreams, emily browning | 10. say something, alex & sierra cover 

anonymous asked:

In highschool I had these friends who dated and the boy lived near me. I always went home with him and one time I went to his house and we started watching porn and he fingered me really hard but I never gave him anything back 😝😝😝 this repeated itself tons of times until he nearly begged me for a bj, did about 10 secs of it and hated it. Told him we'd better stop. they're not together anymore, but she still doesn't know...