this number looks hot

cat grant: your prose is not bad. i mean it’s not great, but its not bad

lena luthor: i can’t find where she asked your dusty ass, broke ass, ain’t doing shit with yo life ass, ugly ass, ain’t know how to dress ass, no edges having ass, science experiment gone wrong looking ass, a face a mother couldn’t love looking ass, number one contributing factor to global warming with your hot gas producing ass for your goddamn opinion.

Straight White Boy Problem #995

SAM!!! WE NEED TO GET EVERYBODY OUT OF THIS PARTY RIGHT NOW. THE COPS JUST DROVE BY. I DON’T WANT THE FRAT TO GET IN TROUBLE….oh wait….they aren’t coming to our house….we’re good…*grabs a can of nattie light and walks up to chris* so this girl I was talking to was wearing basketball jersey and looked soooo hot wow I didn’t get her number but….hahah…..

almondblossomme  asked:

I know you said you don't write based on ratings.. But fanboys are really shallow I work with a lot of them. The number one observation about 5x20 was that Felicity looked super hot with no glasses and her hair down and why couldn't she look like that all the time!

I don’t disagree with them, but we’ve established a certain look for Felicity.

Fun fact:  Felicity was scripted to be wearing glasses in that scene.

headcanon about neil not being interested because he doesnt swing that isn’t him being ‘obvious’ and cruel to the interested party 

  • neil had girls flirt with him
  • neil had kissed some of them
  • sometimes it was him initiating the contact
  • it wasnt as bad as his mother thought it was
  • cuz he never got the hang of kissing girls
  • he was curious, but not interested
  • and after being beaten one too many times he never got the hang of kissing anyone again
  • that was, until andrew came along and gave him a reason to stop running

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This is my favourite live performance for a number of reasons. They all look hot af, just getting that out the way first. They all sound so great! It’s one of those performances where they sound better than the actual single. Plus the harmonies, especially at 2:37, are so on point 👌 The audience is also so great! You can tell that there’s a connection between them and the boys, especially with the ‘YOU SING’ bit. I love when the audience is responsive and singing along. Just everything about this performance is delicate and lovely and amazing! Even the lighting is glorious. (Harry also murdered me at 2:59. And then again at 3:11.)

hey guys it’s me, White Straight Girl Who Looks Hot (?) But Watch Out She’s Wacky!! Model Number #1283. i know it’s hard out there to be a comedienne in such a male driven industry, but fear not! I am going to break NEW GROUND by writing work just as unfunny and meanspirited and built on ethnic/gender/sexuality-based stereotypes as most male comedians, but sometimes I’ll shove in a paaaainful “feminism is awesome” joke so 💅🏻😏💄💋sip on that!!!!! also I’ll have a violently racist meltdown every 6 months that everyone will forget about immediately

Dance With Me (Veronica x Reader Request)

Request: ‘36 and 37 with Veronica?’ – Anon

Prompts: ‘I’m so in love with you.’ ‘Dance with me!’

It’s you and Veronica’s 4 month anniversary and she decides to take you to a club for the first time to celebrate.

Characters/Pairings: Veronica x Reader, Kevin, Josie.

Warnings: Swearing, underage drinking, kissing.

Word Count: 847.

Originally posted by crayonboxhearts

I carefully painted my lips with a red matte lipstick. My aim was to look grown up tonight, I was going to a club for the first time and the last thing I wanted to look like was some high school kid. Veronica had already reassured me I’d look good whatever I wore. I could hear her singing along in her bedroom, she was clearly in the partying mood. I followed the music and found my girlfriend looking stunning as usual, in a skimpy red number. She even made dancing like a goofball look hot.

‘How do I look?’ I interrupted her, my hand straightening my y/f/c dress. Veronica turned around, she gasped. I could only hope that was a good reaction. She walked up to me and held my hands.

‘You look stunning y/n. Everyone’s going to have their eyes on you, tonight I think I’ll be playing the role of jealous girlfriend.’ She leaned in and gave me a gentle kiss. I separated quickly, remembering I had make up on for a change.

‘Ronnie, watch the paint job.’ I joked. Veronica frowned at me, sticking her bottom lip out for comical effect. She looked adorable, this girl really knew how to get to me.

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Why’d you leave?|| Jack Maynard imagine

“I’m sorry, i just miss him.” i said to my best friend, B/F/N.
“I know sweet, but you need to get over him.” she confidently stated.

It had been three years since Jack packed his bags and left, left me, our hometown, and everything that we had behind. We were best friends, he knew everything about me, and i thought i knew everything about him. But as to be expected, i knew nothing of his feelings of moving away. I knew that he wanted to do something different, and that his popularity on YouTube was growing. But the one thing i didn’t know was that he was going to leave me alone.

“I know! Lets go out and get drunk tonight!” B/F/N excitedly chirped, as she pulled at my arm. I groaned in protest, to which she rolled her eyes. “Oh come on Y/N/N, how long has it been since we’ve been out?”

I thought about it for a minute and when i drew a blank, i sighed and let Y/B/F drag me to my room.

An hour and a half later, I stop and stare at the work Y/B/F had done in my floor length mirror. My long H/C hair was curled to perfection and was cascading down my back. My make up was simple yet sultry, a black wing and a nude lip adorned my features. A gorgeous black dress with a slightly flared skirt hugs my body.

“Wow,” I sighed, “thank you.”

As I slowly look to my best friend and see that she’s wearing a gorgeous red number that hugs her body, making her look so undeniably hot. As i rake my eyes over my best friend, i can’t help but chuckle at her black lip and dark eye make up.

“What? Do i look stupid? I knew i should have worn the pink dress.” She anxiously babbled.

“No! You look fine Y/B/F/N! Its just that your appearance is just so unlike you.” I assured her. She is normally one of the most girly people i know so to she her looking so dark and mysterious is new to me.

“Well,” she giggles, “Our ubers here, Lets go!”

I laugh as she pulls me out the door.

The club that B/F/N chose to go to was full. We walked up to the bar, and ordered our drinks, Martini’s. I take a sip and sit on one of bar stools, while Y/B/F half shouts into my ear “I’m going to dance, coming?” i shake my head, and she sighs but continues on with her plan.

“Hey gorgeous, come here often?” i turn my head away from B/F and look towards the sound of the drunk male that had decided to sit on the bar stool next to mine.

I grimaced, the overpowering smell of beer, making it seem like he showered the the contents of the bottle he is holding. My initial reaction to this is to cringe but i think better of it as i do not want to provoke the obviously drunk man.
“No, not really.” I confirmed. I begin to look for B/F, i can feel the panic raising into my throat, and begin to find the easiest root out, when she comes back.

“You alright?” she asks, smiling obviously having a good time. I plaster a fake smile onto my face and nod. “Good,” she beams, “finish that and come dance with me!”
I quickly finish my drink eager to have as much fun as B/F is having. I immediately feel the buzz, and when i stand up to follow her i sway on my feet. i can feel the panic begin to rise again, i shouldn’t feel this drunk after one drink, i grab B/F’s arm and see black begin to fade into my vision. All i can make out before i go under is B/F’s panicked cries for help.

*beep beep beep* i raise my arm to turn off my alarm, but when something prevents me form doing to i panic. I slowly open my eyes, i find a white ceiling, i proceed to move my eyes around the white room, i realise that this room is in fact in a hospital. all the memories from that night come flooding back to me. I feel my heart rate pick up and the beeping from before seems to match my heart beat.
i continue to rake my eyes over the white room, when i notice my best friend curled up on a chair holding my hand while she sleeps. I lightly squeeze her hand and watch her raise her head and open her eyes only for them to widen and tears to appear.
“Oh my god Y/N!” She gasps and bolts out of the chair and she runs out of the room. I laugh lightly at her weird habits. I watch the door waiting for her to return when a familiar face appears, tears spring to my eyes.
“J-jack?” i stutter out, i feel the ball in my throat expand.
“Y/N! Oh my god, thank god you’re okay.” his face shows the worry and relief fill his body, he stalks his way towards me with his arms out. i see the pain cross his face when i shrink away from him.
“What are you doing here?” I mumble. i lower my eyes to my body.
“Y/N, the other night, your drink got spiked. Your parents called me asking me to come home.” he runs his hand through his hair, something i know that he does when he’s nervous.
“Why did you leave?” i cut to the chase, millions of questions running through my head, i feel tears begin to prick my eyes, and he opens his mouth to answer me but quickly closes. “its been three years. Why come back for me now?”
“Y/N, thats not fair i needed to go, you know that.” he mumbles out.
“When can i go home?” i whisper. i slowly raise my gaze to meet his.
“Whenever you want to gorgeous.” he walks over to me and takes a hold of my hand. All of the feelings that i felt before he left and after he left come rushing back to me.
“Thank you.” i stutter out, i feel the tears fall and Jack pulls me into his chest.
“what for?” he mumbles into my hair. i smile softly into his chest.
“Coming back for me, for this.” i attempt to pull him closer to me.
“Ive missed you so much Bubba.” he whispers into my ear. i lift my head and look to the man that i haven’t seen for so long, crying.
“I’ve missed you too, Maynard” i whisper back.


This summer there are a record 11 new anime titles I’d like to at least sample. I can’t remember the last time there were so many– usually it’s like 1, maaaaybe 2 if it’s an exceptional season.

Yeah, a number of these look kinda samey (group of cute/hot guys doing… whatever) but rather than looking at the individual shows I find it much more interesting that, for once, it seems pretty obvious that the female audience is receiving some attention. Hmmm, so this is what it’s like to be catered to… hey, it’s nice! Not that I want it to be the new norm every season but it has seemed so lopsided in the other direction for so long that quite honestly this doesn’t even feel excessive (or at least it shouldn’t). I almost want to support some of these shows on principle alone even if a number of them end up being wholly unremarkable, as some inevitably will.

I’m absolutely sure I won’t be following all of these (the only must-watch shows for me right now are Binan… s2, Cheer Danshi, & Yuri!!! On Ice*) but I plan to try watching the first episodes to see if anything else sticks.

*(I keep seeing Yuri!!! On Ice lumped in with Summer, though as far as I know no dates have been set yet so who knows.)

Anyway, here are the titles shown, in order and with ANN Encyclopedia links:

Binan s2 i.e. Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu LOVE! LOVE! (a.k.a. Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE! LOVE!)

Cheer Danshi!! (a.k.a. Cheer Boys!!)

Yuri!!! On Ice

Fudanshi Koukou Seikatsu (a.k.a. The Highschool Life of a Fudanshi)

Fukigen na Mononokean (a.k.a. The Morose Mononokean)




B-Project: Kodou Ambitious

Battery the Animation

Sca-red Rider XechS