this never happens to me ever

Fake Cole & I are so sorry

that I’ve been offline all weekend.

You’ll never guess what happened. I told you I haven’t seen Fake Cole in forever since we’ve both been so busy and live quite far from each other?

Well this weekend he came back home and surprised me. Like he literally SURPRISED me and showed up at my work place on Friday afternoon? He told me he wouldn’t be able to come back this weekend and theN THERE HE FUCKING IS. It’s like he knows me too well sometimes? Is he secretly reading this blog?

I have never ever ever been surprised like that before? He had bought prosecco (my fave alcoholic beverage) and just told me to meet up with him after work and that he’d wait for me. We then had dinner and the prosecco and went back to his place. I had to visit my grandpa for a few hours on Saturday but we spent the rest of our weekend together, and he just left this morning. We EVEN WENT mushroom picking in a nearby forest, and he showed me all of these cool spots (much like Cole would do hmpf)

CAN YALL HEAR ME CRYING ALL OVER THE FUCKING WORLD

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tayredgrave  asked:

casually slips in an ask again to say that it's kinda increasingly obvious that Keith really, really wants to make friends and he tries but is so hard for him. It makes me so sad. :(

it’s true it really is so true like…. the scene that sprung to mind immediate is the “leave the math to pidge” scene. it was so clear!!!!! like……. i ranted about this on twitter the week S3 came out but i never put it here so okay 8)

at the start “must really be bothering you if you’re coming to me” - that implies that honestly this isn’t something that happens a lot if ever. he’s not used to visits to his room in downtime or people visiting him outside of ‘work’ and in private. the team interact with him mostly in a group and that also shows when he’s so startled by Coran entering his room too: 

bc he also doesn’t really seem to expect that. the thought of anyone coming by his room is uncommon. 

anyway, LOOK AT THAT FACE

HE’S READY. HE IS READY!!! he’s smiling he’s so happy oh m ygod. he really thinks that lance is here bc maybe they’re friends. the fact he’s teasing a little with his words too. he’s honestly really glad lance is coming to him with a problem and maybe they can bond and grow closer.

but then:

you’re the leader now, right? lance distinguishes the cause for why he’s here, which is to talk to the leader about a problem he has. and that’s where it all changes. his smile instantly is ripped straight off. 

the realisation, the little dip of his head and the ‘i guess’. he has to recollect himself and after this point his behaviour and mannerisms shift. 

his body languages is a bit more rigid and his tone of voice completely changes too. since lance voices this, keith holds back and tries to be more like how he thinks a leader should be in a talk with a teammate rather than a friend. 

it’s really interesting bc in that whole scene his eyebrows really show that…. he’s not too sure how to approach this. he wants to help Lance out but it’s just interesting that his head remains titled down and his facial expressions don’t look as full of his usual conviction (we spoke about this earlier actually here….it’s something i’ve noticed in S3 a lot). 

just look at his expression god:

there’s only one place where he looks more firm and with his usual unwavering conviction, even then his head is still titled a little down compared to at the start of this scene:

and that cap above literally lasts for like a second. then it’s back to this:

things will work themselves out. this line feels really important to me. makes me feel keith is talking not to just to lance but to himself here. i mean look at that face:

that ,,,, does not look like a face that really 100% believes in what he’s saying but won’t admit it not to his team he’s the leader he needs to keep going. it’s really wrecking me up bc when keith speaks usually he believes the words 100% and really affirms what he’s saying and you can hear it. he is all in with everything he does. here there is something a little off in his inflections. he really is trying hard to get this right and he knows this is an important moment as a leader to comfort Lance and be a person who can help ease his worries. 

but you can hear a heaviness to his words. it does feel at times as there is a bit of a pause you can hear some interesting upward inflections in so much of his speech like he’s unsure and some of the words stretch out a bit longer than usual (thank you steven…. thank you so much). like he really has to search for the words to make them happen, which isn’t the norm for keith and makes me feel things. 

then at the end he tries to end on a little joke but it still feels a little stilted and more like how he interacts with hunk in the weblum:

IT GETS ME THIS SCENE BC. HE JUST WANTED TO TALK AS FRIENDS HONESLTY AHODSUHADOAHASUOS . BUT HE DOESN’T REALLY KNOW HOW AND HE’S ALSO REALLY TROUBLED BY WHAT HE THINKS THE TEAM THINK OF HIM AND WHETHER HE SHOULD EVEN BOTHER BC IF HE’S RIGHT AND THEY THINK LIKE THIS (the things they say or do really does stick he’ll pick up on it maybe not in the way they intended but he will, they may not realise sometimes but every word he doesn’t forget it) THEN THERE’S NO POINT. 

“Instead of accepting people into my life i push them away before they reject me.” 

Juice, Popcorn, And A Bear - Part Six

Well, here’s part six. I feel good about this part and I hope you all enjoy it!
-Megan 

 Previous parts: one | two | three | four | five

“I still don’t want to do this,” Amelia huffed, running her brush through her hair. 

“It will be a good thing, just trust me on this,” Owen replied, pressing a kiss to her cheek. 

“You’re insane if you think anything good will come from this. I don’t get why you’re so adamant that I do this- she didn’t show up to our wedding. Doesn’t that just.. infuriate you?”

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I’m going to sleep tonight with just so much love in my heart? I’m so glad I signed up for this place 4 years ago and I’m so glad I decided to talk to people in the CS fandom and I’m so glad I met some of the best people I wil ever know.

I’m so like ridiculously thankful for tumblr and OUAT because it’s gotten me through some rough shit and brought me friends who I get to keep in my pocket, who are there for me in a way I’ve never really had before. It’s inspired me to write and that has brought me so much joy and made me feel like I’ve somehow made baby-chinx-who-wanted-to-be-a-writer’s dreams happen a bit.

Honestly, being able to sink into the stories we tell here and being able to rely on people who are some of the best relationships in my life rn has been incredible and I’m so grateful and happy and just—

*hugs for all*

4

Falling in love with Kim Seokjin (3/)

Okay, listen. I know I’m late. But fully, I don’t care. Wanna know why????? Cos man died. I actually died. I thought the camo was going to kill me but no it was this. This whole ‘falling in love with Kim Seokjin’ highkey had an order but fuck orders cos this actually happened. And listen, as a black girl I just wanna say man was lean, bopping tf out, like I will never ever ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever get over it. I can’t and I won’t and watch me talk about this to my future partner, saying that they’ll never make me feel how Kim Seokjin has ever made me feel.

The Crown.

So…. I haven’t written anything in awhile and I’m still shocked at myself that this is what I write after not writing much since I went on hiatus… You all can thank the wonderful, funny, @n3rdlif343va for this lil drabbel… If she hadn’t sent me a sperm with a crown and giving me this idea it would never have existed.. so here we go!!!


It wasn’t a fun honeymoon if something ridiculous didn’t happen… for JJ and Isabella, a crown would come to be the best sex symbel ever. well in JJs opion anyway.

The first week was spent sight seeing and buying anything that caught their eye to bring home to their family… While strolling through one of the stores in the small town, a small crown on one of the many shelves in the shop caught JJs eye. A lightbulb in Canadian red went off in his head.

If it was one thing JJ was known for other then the JJ style, it was coming up with ideas that went leagues out of the spectrum. He knew it would be stupid and ridiculous, but part of his job as a new husband was to make his wife happy, smile and laugh. So when Isabella stepped out in a purple sheer chemise to see JJ naked on there hotel bed, sporting a erection she couldn’t keep the laugh in when she spotted the crown on what JJ called his king.

The little crown sat atop his erection titled slightly to the left, making his member look like a dapper dick. All it needed was a gold robe and it would be good to go.

“What are you wearing?” Isabella got her laughter under control, crossing her arms to stare at her husband’s eyes although the crown was right in her line of sight… Honestly she wasn’t sure how she felt about this… But she knew for whatever reason JJ had, it made her smile…. And possibly cringe but smile nontheless.

“Want to take this king for a ride?” JJ smirked, unconsciously bucking his hips. They both watched the little crown slowly fall onto the bed with a soft ‘pft’….

Isabella bit her tongue… She loved this man… But sometimes he could be ridiculous.

“if I take a ride, you have to promise to never wear that crown again… Hahaha.” She laughed at the fake pout, but soon found herself wrapped in warm arms as they both fell to the bed.

“Promise… Though you know every king needs his queen… I’m very lucky to call you my queen.” JJ kissed her temple seeing the happy tears surface.

The rest of the night was spent riding and loving king JJ… It’s JJ Style!!!

In honor of @ask-50s-diner-roderick‘s Alternate Roderick, here’s what Matt would look like in that timeline where Roddy and Matt never met. 
(also holy shit, never let me design tattoos. What the fuck is that??)

I’ve been contemplating putting my idea of what happened to Matt in that timeline right here, but I also find it might be fun if I just leave this and let you guys guess or ask about it lmao

anonymous asked:

Tumblr has given me so many different ways that jake proposes and I'm just hoping the writers get it perfect. I'm gonna be reeeeaally annoyed if it doesn't happen. I mean, Jake has gone to prison and amy is still with him! If they don't know they're right for each other then they never will know

they’ve been pretty good about jake and amy’s relationship. i mean, i never thought they would ever go up to the roof from the bet and talk about how that was the night jake became obsessed with amy forever, and that wasn’t even for a proposal. so I’m confident they’ll do it perfectly.

anonymous asked:

(not a submission) my mom tends to brush whatever happened under the rug when we argue. we dont even argue that well, i feel like she never hears me. shes stuck in her perspective and refuses to even entertain that she did soemthing wrong. when she does realize she did something wrong, she starts apologizing so much that i feel guilty for ever being mad at her

Yeah, my mom did that a lot too. I mean, the first half, really. The thing you need to keep in mind is that it did happen and that her crying is her way of deflecting the situation to make herself the victim. It’s a tactic used a lot, but it doesn’t make it any less impactful. I eventually learned not to let her guilt-tripping get to me, it takes a lot of time and exposure before you get to that point.

anonymous asked:

Okay NYC. We all are here because you said they are nlt together. Now we will appreciate some clear answers instead of smileys or spins. Are they actually together as a couple? Is there any breakup leak coming ever? What is going to happen now?

For me, my personal opinion: She is still a booty call gone bad that he shoveling down his family’s throat! Do a lot of people agree with me? Yes. Do they look genuinely happy together at the backstage? No. Did he look happier with cressida and Chelsy? No doubt! Will the press say otherwise, that he never looked this happy since a long time ago? Yes. Is it bs? Yes. Should you believe in anything written about harry and sponge Bob? Is up to you.

anonymous asked:

How do you know when you're in love?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh….I just do? she makes me smile and laugh. she is the most positive person I have ever met. my heart clenches when I think about her. we have had little tiffs but she has never hurt me and i don’t think she could. she tries in some odd ways to take care of me. i can’t think about anyone else. her words come to me in quiet moments. it is hard to explain. i just know, ya know. 

i think it is different for everyone. some people it hits you in the face all at once and other people don’t even realize it. love just happens

ragwitch  asked:

Moulin Rouge AU ships!

I only know one ship from Moulin Rouge and it was Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman.  But I think that’s because I’ve never watched it.  I’ve only ever sort of absorbed it from other media?  My nana deemed it too racy for me when it came out even though I was obsessed with musicals.

So the only ship I can see happening is Buckynat.  I mean, not just because of the red head connection.  I just want to see it.  Like all the lovely, besotted looks from Bucky to Natasha who is desperately trying not to fall in love so hard and failing miserably?

anonymous asked:

Hii phoenix, i'm really sorry to bother and ik there are so many more important things going on rn but i just need advice. So on sunday morning i woke up to 35 drunken text messages from my friend who confessed she is in love with me, and i'm just utterly shocked. She currently has a boyfriend even tho she is BI. She also told me i was literally the girl that ever made her feel anything for a girl. And i just, i'm seeing her tomorrow and i have no idea how to deal with this??? 1/2

2/2 even tho i’m BI too, i don’t feel anything for her, except as a friend, and she asked if we can just ignore it and pretend it never happened and i agreed but i just can’t stop thinking about how i should act around her? I obviously don’t want things to change but i’m a hella touchy/cuddly person i sit on my friends lap 90% of the time and i just don’t want to send her wrong signals?? And i’m just dreading to see her in school tomorrow ahhh. I’m so sorry for bothering, thank you<3

Oh no, what a nightmare!!! I think you should be honest with her. I don’t think you should pretend like nothing happened. I think you should say something like “I know you’re feeling weird and embarrassed right now but Im really confused and I want to make sure I proceed in this friendship in the most respectful and helpful way. I don’t have those types of feelings for you but I love you as a friend and really want to make sure I don’t cross any boundaries that make you feel sad or confused. You know how I’m a cuddly friend? Does that upset you? Would you like me to stop?’ and then continue to address specifics that you want clarification on. Good luck angel!!!

anonymous asked:

Not a question but hearing you say you never made a grand makes me feel so much better. I've been dancing for 2 1/2 years & max I ever made was $900. I see girls on here making stacks & I feel like inadequate 😪 but our time will come!

Ayyyye $999 and under club! 😂😂 I’ve been dancing for like 3 years now and the most I’ve done was…8 hundred something? But I know what you mean, it’s hard not to feel bad about never having made a grand when it seems like it happens so frequently/easier for other girls, and when it seems like everyone else has had one. And online is a totally different story. Just remember we are all in different places; some locations may make earning that kind of money easier!

But it doesn’t make us any less awesome and at the end of the day, we’re still doing alright, yeah? We got this. I can’t wait to hear about your $1K night, we’re gonna celebrate so lemme know when it happens and if it doesn’t happen we’re still gonna celebrate. Just because it’s not $1K doesn’t mean it isn’t good money! ❤️❤️❤️

Something very strange, I’ve noticed, about being adopted as an older kid (from about 7-17 years old) that nobody prepared me for was how long it takes to get used to everything.


For example, I was 16 when I was adopted while my young brother was in foster care and let me tell you, you get a lot closer to your siblings if that happens. We used to bicker all the time and now we kind of have that shared mentality of being almost one person even though we can’t see each other much.


He, for the record, is out of the foster care system again and is in his forever home with our Aunt abd Uncle and is doing great.


Another thing nobody ever prepared me for was the entire ways that you view other family. Again, I was adopted at 16, by my uncle. Now, I never was allowed to see any family much because of situational reasoning from my birth parents, but I knew him from when I was very little before things went downhill. One day he turned up visiting town and coming over and he and I went to a festival and got to spend our very first day with each other and a few weeks later with the help of CPS, I was living with him.


Now, when we were living together, he and I acted mostly like friends rather than a parent abd a child. Though, to anyone being adopted by someone with either no kids or a baby, keep in mind that they have no clue what the hell to do in most cases. They’re completely new to being around teens or older kids, and it’s as much as a change for them as it is you.


There’s also the chance that you’ll be confused as to what to call them. I just called my uncle “Shane” for the longest tike, and still do. But now, even when I’m moved out and supporting myself, I still am getting used to calling him Dad. It will take a while, but that’s okay. It’s a big change. And if you wind up never calling them Mom or Dad, that’s alright too.

Lastly, there’s the huge shock of when your new parents have kids. My Dad already had a two year old son, Archer, though he lives with his mother rather than us. Still, one of the things that makes me feel the best is to have this little booger telling me on the phone that he misses me in his little three year old way, trying to show me things through a voice chat, abd just call me his big sister like it’s completely natural to him. It makes me unbelievably happy to say that I’ve got two baby brothers now.





The best thing, however is being able to say how much I love my family.

#switching #owling #bumping into each other

Prompts: @crazyconglasses
Author: @queenofthyme

Dearest Potter,

My mother insists that I write you to formally thank you for speaking on behalf of us at the Wizengamot. Without your testimony, we most certainly would have faced time in Azkaban.

So: thank you.

If you were expecting any heartfelt words of gratitude, then you’ve mistaken me for those hero worshippers who submit their amateur poetry about you to The Daily Prophet. Even as a child, I could write better poetry than that. 

Hoping to never speak to you again,

Draco Malfoy


Malfoy,

Please pass my appreciation on to your mother. I sincerely hope she is well.

As for you, I don’t need or expect your gratitude. That’s not why I helped you. You wouldn’t understand this of course, but those of us who have a heart, help others simply just to help others.

I also happen to enjoy and appreciate the notes people leave in The Daily Prophet for me. I’ve never heard any poetry from you, so I wouldn’t be so quick to throw stones.

Wishing you horrible misfortune,

Harry Potter


Don’t give me that load of crock, Potter. Even heroes have ulterior motives.

I also highly doubt you enjoyed last week’s poem: “I see Harry Potter’s emerald eyes, they sparkle and shine, all magic defies.” What does that even mean?

Seeing through your media-trained lies,

Draco Malfoy


Malfoy. You only think I’m lying because you can’t comprehend anyone’s perspective but your own.

That poem was heartfelt and thoughtful. I have a copy of it on my fridge - that’s a muggle appliance.

Rejecting your rude assumptions about me,

Harry Potter

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Listen, Rose. You’re gonna get out of here, you’re gonna go on and you’re gonna make lots of babies, and you’re gonna watch them grow. You’re gonna die an old… an old lady warm in her bed, not here, not this night. Not like this, do you understand me? Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me… it brought me to you. And I’m thankful for that, Rose. I’m thankful. You must do me this honor. Promise me you’ll survive. That you won’t give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise. Never let go.
                                                     I’ll never let go, Jack. I’ll never let go. I promise.