this needs to be in the next album

NAMING THINGS WITH SCIENTISTS
  • GEOLOGISTS: IT NEEDS TO BE CLEAR, UNAMBIGUOUS, AND TOTALLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO ANYONE WHO HASN'T STUDIED GEOLOGY.
  • ZOOLOGISTS: IT NEEDS TO BE IN LATIN, AND IT HAS TO BRANCH OFF FROM SOME POINT ON THIS GIANT DIAGRAM.
  • PALEONTOLOGISTS: IT NEEDS TO BE IN LATIN, CLEARLY DESCRIPTIVE, AND IF WE CAN MAKE IT TRANSLATE INTO SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HEAVY METAL ALBUM COVER, SO MUCH THE BETTER. I DIDN'T SPEND YEARS STUDYING LARGE CARNIVOROUS DINOSAURS TO NOT DO THAT.
  • ASTRONOMERS: THE CLEARER AND MORE UNAMBIGUOUS IT IS, THE BETTER.
  • PARTICLE PHYSICISTS: YOU CAN BASICALLY CALL IT ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT ENDS IN "-ON".
  • GENETICISTS: HALF OF THESE THINGS ARE NAMED AFTER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG. THE OTHER HALF ARE NAMED AFTER VIDEOGAME CHARACTERS. I'M GOING TO WRITE UP THIS NEXT ONE AND NAME IT AFTER MEGA MAN.
  • ASTRONOMERS: ARE YOU HIGH.
  • GENETICISTS: YES.
Every Fandom Ever
  • first off, screaming. why do we scream so much? no one will truly know
  • sHIPPING EVERYTHING. THERE ARE NO LIMITS. also, ship wars
  • headcanon where everything’s the same except everyone’s gay
  • crying and sobbing to an intense level (we have no chill, i swear)
  • oh the references… so many references. and MEMES. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MEMES
  • “I NEED THE NEXT SEASON/BOOK/ALBUM/GAME/ETC.”
  • fanfiction… we’ve all been there
  • having a tumblr obviously
  • your husband/wife not being real (why are fictional people so hot??) also i’ve adopted multiple sons?? *sees a smol bean* “I’m adopting it”
  • super protective about your fandom
  • i want merch. but it’s so damn expensive??
  • “lolol im trash”
  • knowing all of the words
  • wanting to go to conventions and concerts but CAN’T
  • scaring our non-fandom friends…
  • being broke.
  • desperately wanting to be with them (as in fictional characters, celebs,and etc.)
  • having pride. just being really proud of this weird ass community
  • giving yourself weird titles (Examples: a Trekkie, phan)
  • having this huge loving family on the internet. honestly, i think it’s the sweetest thing, that we’re able to bond over this thing that we find meaningful. 

Originally posted by stitchholdsmyheart

Note: i’m not trying to be rude, just poking at my own fandoms. i also understand different fandoms have their own quirks. Hope you found this amusing~ admin daria

ppl who need to do a superbowl half-time show next:

  • BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ariana grande
  • hell beyonce again just because
  • rihanna
  • nicki minaj
  • MARIAH carey
  • KELLY CLARKSON
  • queen of country music carrie underwood
  • LORDE (yeah i know she only got one album out but that’s how good that bitch is)
  • Celine Dion!!!
  • DESTINY’S CHILD REUNION (you never know it might happen)
  • FALL OUT BOY
  • florence + the machine
  • JANET JACKSON AGAIN BECAUSE Y’ALL DID HER SO DIRTY AND SHE DESERVES AN APOLOGY
  • mary j blige because i wanna see her do that walk so turnt
  • P!NK
  • SHAKIRA!!!!!!!! (CAN Y’ALL IMAGINE)

I WANNA SEE IT HAPPEN

Taylor writing for other people is both really exciting and scary. I’m proud of this direction her career is moving but I think I recall her saying she would do this when she retires and um! she’s not allowed to retire

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NCT Taeil, Doyoung, Jaehyun - 텐데 Tende (unreleased song)

Got7 2016 Experience

So out of popular demand here’s my meeting got7 experience on the weekend in toronto.

Warning this post will contain lots of swearing and will be long if you love got7, I suggest you read this. this is my complete got7 experience this weekend. Also will contain lots of very hyped up me.

okok so I went to koreatown in toronto to finish my got7 album collection so I just needed to buy identify and just right. I didnt know got7 were in toronto yet either. By the way I didnt go to koreatown assuming they were going to be there either because of that one time jackson was like why would I visit china town???
so me and my family go next door of the kpop store and go eat some korean food, the night before the toronto fanmeet. So we are about a half hour into our dinner when my sister was like oh look at this waiter hes kind of cute, and as I’m looking for the waiter, I see this guy looking around the restaurant for something and as his head turned, I saw his sideburns and high nose bridge and I asked my family like jokingly “is that kim yugyeom?” as everyone laughed I fuckin realized it was him, and I stopped breathing and just sunk into my booth so much I was almost underneath the table.
so as yugs is still looking around, and im still dying, fucking markson walk in together, and decide to sit riGHT FUCKING NEXT TO OUR TABLE.

So as I’m fuckin dying, 5/7 stroll the fuck in and sit their asses down, I’m almost crying at this point, And Im like if I dont talk to them Ill regret this shit.

aND FOR SOME FUCKING TRAGIC DRAMA SHIT THAT WAS THE DAY I FUCKIN DECIDED TO WEAR MY SEVENTEEN SHIRT REMEMBER THIS INFO COMES IN HANDY LATEr.

ok so on with the story, we walk over with our jr albums in hand and we’re like “were so sorry but if you wouldn’t mind could you possibly sign this?” and mark being the ever living sweetheart was like “will you guys be leaving soon?” In my mind I was like bitch I’d stay all fuckin day if you asked me to, so we replied no and he was like okay we promise to after dinner then.
so after we die the whole dinner.

WhICH BY THE FUCKIN WAY LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW GOD DAMN REAL MARKSON IS.
okok so the whole night jackson was showing them all memes an shit and everytime he laughed by the way, a baby is born, and at one point in the night he was like smooshing mark s face with his chest and kept hugging him, and held his hand throughout dinner ok Im emo.
aLSO JINGYEOM ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER JINYOUNG HAD HIS ARM AROUND YUGYEOM THE WHOLE NIGHT WOW

so when they’re done dinner their manager comes over and is like “they can sign them now” and I’m lIKE FUCK I AINT READY.

so as we drag our asses over to their table mark grabs my sisters album and begins to sign it and jackson being the asshat he is finally notices my sweater and was like “seventeen eh?” And my mom next to me is like oh fuck and slams her hand against the logo on my cHEST by the way is lIKE NO. NO SEVENTEEN. I SWEAR YOURE HER UB GROUP.

and then my worst nightmare happens. jackson wang starts roasting me. but in korean. which I dont speak. to my top two biases. yugyeom and jinyoung. and although jinyoung didnt respond. yugyeom did. and he’s my ultimate bias. And I think I almost cried.

but anyways they make up for this shit later.

So after jackson continues to roast me he’s like “yah I’m friends with the chinese member.” As in singular so I’m like wait which one, junhui or minghao??? and then he fuckin waits a hundred years and goES “oH hao” like he forgot his name😂

so when my album gets passed around yugyeom stares at me the whole time smiling and I’m like ok I’m dying now and then jinyoung signs it at the end and paSSES IT DIRECTLY TO ME. and goes “here you go” in enGLISH and i’m like “ohmygod thankyou” and thEN HE HALF BOWS and goes “no thank you”

by then I was shook in half™ but then it got worse.

cAUSE AS I LOOKED AT MY ALBUM AND MARK PUT A HEART NEXT TO MY NAME aND YUGYEOM PUT ONE NEXT TO HIS NAME aND DIDNT PUT ONE ON MY SISTERS ONLY MINE
sO I ALMOST SCREAMED.
by the way the fucker jaebum was pissing the whole time so he didnt sign it. love you still.

and yj and bb were at the hotel.

so after I got no sleep that night I was already meeting them tommorow at their fanmeet so I was like ah fuck they’re probably not going to remember me but oh well.

so after we check into our hotel in toronto the clerk was like oh who are you going to see, we’re like oh got7, she was like oh and thEN SMIRKED AT ME. anD I WAS LIKE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

(Turns out we stayed at the same hotel)

so fm time, the performance is over and I’m like I gotta check to see if they know who tf I am.

so as I roll up on stage I’m like “jACKSON” and he looks around real confused and then he sees me makes a even more confused face and I’m like “seventeen eh?” And theN HIS FACE JUST BRIGHTENS UP AND HE YELLS NOT TALK BUT YELLS BACK “SEVENTEEEEEEENNN”

and Im like fuCK SHIT SISMFP1NXmaoxnk1inejJdknzq. he remembers me.

but then I become further shook I dont know if this is gods way of tellin me I belong with yugs in life but my ass got placed in front of yugyeom on the chair, and I look up at this beautiful angel and he looks down and smiles so brightly at me and goes, I shit you not “heeey, I remember you”

AND I STOPPED BREATHING COMPLETELY.

CAUSE MY SHOULDER WAS BARE AND I HAD A HALTER TOP ON AND HIS HAND TOUCHED MY BARE SHOULDER AND CARESSED IT AND I’M GONE.

SOSO GONE

AND AS I GET UP I PASS THE REST OF THE AND BB HI FIVED ME AND MARK WENT LIKE WOAH AND THEN I LIKE STUMBLED DOWN THE STAIRS

so this was my lit got7 experience.
I now have an inside joke with jackson wang.
and I’m besfriends with got7.

also congrats if you read this all.

SOPE's Debut Album: Full Tracklist

Inspired by a conversation with @bangtan-sailor

Track 1: [INTRO] Orange Suits, Black Boots
Track 2: JHOOOOOPE (ft. hoseok’s laughing)
Track 3: Mr. Steal Your Man (ft. Jimin)
Track 4: The Sunshine Needs Its Clouds
Track 5: Koeso H (ft. Agust D)
Track 6: No Tae You Can’t Be In Cypher 5 (ft. Taehyung)
Track 7: Sope is Dope
Track 8: Watching My Dongsaeng Eat Fills My Stomach Enough
Track 9: Hobi Is The Next Kobe (ft. b-ball lessons from Yoongi)
Track 10: If You’re The Light, I Am The Darkness
Track 11: Don’t Wake Yoongi Up, For Your Own Safety (ft. bangtan running for their lives)
Track 12: Yoongi’s Legs Are Better Than SNSD’s (ft. Hobi’s ‘touch my body’ cover)
Track 13: Recognizing Your Breath (ft. bathroom acoustics)
Track 14: I Wouldn’t Spend New Year’s With Anyone Else
Track 15: [OUTRO] Mama Was My First Love (MASHUP)

did i really just read an article saying tswift wants to try r&b and hip hop for her next album and is writing with drake. 2016 needs to fucking die already i’ve had it with these mother fuckin snakes on this mother fuckin plane

96-year-old WWII vet from New Madrid, MO loves Taylor Swift

“When asked if there’s anything else besides Taylor Swift that he’s really into, Porter said nothing comes close. Porter was diagnosed with cancer this year and he has a goal of seeing Taylor Swift again in concert during her next tour, something he feels has a high chance of achieving.”

we’re gonna need that album and tour soon woman!!

so today...

SBS inkigayo did our boys dirty by cutting lots of parts from the Limitless song during their performance (kfans say it’s like watching Random Play dance cause even the boys were confused and surprised). Apart from that, 127 didn’t chart in Inki (which is surprising cause they charted #4 in other music shows). The former, I understand is purely Inki’s fault, but the latter I guess is partly ours. 

It’s just sad cause our boys have been working non-stop 25/8, even on holidays, and the album is lit but fans don’t seem to want to give back idk. I know they have more i-fans than k-fans (and k-fans have more impact on music shows) but I feel like we still need to try harder and make up for what k-fans are missing out on. Oh well, maybe next time. Limitless album/era is LIT tho, it just sucks it can’t get the recognition it deserves. Also, our boys didn’t get the reward they deserved but oh well, trial and error. NCT 127 hwaiting!

anonymous asked:

When will sm debut Taeminho sub unit?

probably never now that taem has three solo albums released and my heart will forever bleed over that rip in pieces

but listen you guys need to be aware of the potential a taeminho subunit would have - first of all have you seen them performing together I mean

just. hear me out. remember the salsa thing?

alright but imagine that happening now - now that they are all grown up and their dancing has improved so much, just. just imagine what kinda sick choreo would come out of that subunit. minho is strong and could probably lift taemin in the air with no problems like can you picture that holy shit it’d be amazing??? epic??

but hey hey hey, that’s not all - it’s mind-blowing the way their voices blend together, too, with taem’s breathy, gentle tone contrasting with minho’s grave, soft voice. if you haven’t paid attention to the parts in shinee songs where they sing together/one after the other, you’ll see (hear?) what I’m talking about in, for example, the iconic rap in Odd Eye, PrismWishful Thinking - and Love like for real check out those heavenly harmonies (skip to 2:54):

don’t get me started with the visuals man the moment the first teaser dropped we’d 👏 be 👏 all 👏 dead 👏

not to mention that

@sm…..2017 is the year for you to redeem yourself…….pull a miracle outta your cash hungry ass and deliver that power maknae subunit….p leas e

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do your ears a favour and listen to youngjae singing honey @1:07:26!!!! 

~ahgase Omma 

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The announcer (Grammys 2014) said, “And the AOTY goes to Raaaandom Access Memory by Daft Punk.” Which sounds a lot like Red. For about two seconds, I thought we had it. But we didn’t. And I ended up going home thinking a lot about everything. Thinking about where I was going, what I’d been doing, how I felt like I needed to change something. I went to bed and I woke up at 4 in the morning and I knew what the next album needed to be. I’m gonna completely switch gears. It needs to be called 1989. Everything about this new phase and this new chapter has to be different.

anonymous asked:

TBH dean Munch, I just can't seem to put Lucy with Lauren romantically. I just don't see that chemistry. Whereas if she is just standing next to Camila, all I see are sparks flying. They emit a different kind of energy. For me, these photos are just Lauren expressing her artistic side with her bff. They might have been released in response to all the hot pics we got of Camila in the past one month. Need to keep all members relevant till the album releases ( though L doesn't really need it)! 🌹

Lauren and Lucy are the same person. Two sides of the same coin. Her “soulmate but in a friend kind of way” like Lauren herself said. This photoshoot was shot by a photographer who specializes in lesbian concepts and promotes sexual equality. “Bare With Me” is a dope concept that explores comfort in sexuality. And Lauren is comfortable with Lucy because you can tell she is just not a judgmental person. She seems to love any and all kinds of people. I think anyone would be comfortable around her honestly. Folks see this and see a couple…I see this and I see a couple of friends helping another friend explore her artistry. 🌹🌈🎨

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And I never saw you coming…

And I'll never be the same…

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song: State of Grace 

My rev!kevedd Fanfic: All We Are