this mv was so violent

Behind the Scenes of EXO's Lotto MV

SM: Okay now I know we just had a comeback not too long ago, but I heard a lot of other groups are coming back right now, and I want you to go and squash all their successes.

Kai: But that seems a little mean. They all worked so hard and we shouldn’t try to overshadow their achi– OUCH!

Chen: Did he just kick Kai in the ankle?

SM: Does anyone else have anymore protests?

Kai: I can’t feel my leg.

Sehun: No we got you loud and clear.

SM: Good! You know just for that I’m going to give you Kai’s token dance solo. Looks like he won’t be walking any time soon anyway.

Kai:*whimpers* Can someone call the doctor?

Yixing: But I’m a lead dancer too!

SM: And?

Baekhyun: Are we all just going to let the “Someone call the doctor” joke go by?

SM: Shut up Bacon

Baekhyun: Yes Sir.

Xiumin: So what will our concepts be? What roles will we play?

SM: Just be yourselves!

Suho: So I’ll be a caring guy who has a good heart and a hopeful spirit?

Kyungsoo: And I’ll be a mature guy that is focused and passionate?

SM:

SM: Kinda…..Suho I will let you “caringly” burn money to the ground and beat people over the head. Kyungsoo, I’ll let you be “focused” on filming a cock fight and smiling like you’re possessed.

Suho:

Kyungsoo: *mutters to self* and they wonder why I’m so violent.

Chanyeol: So is this MV going to explain Monster and Lucky One, and why Luhan, Kris and Tao are no longer around?

SM:

SM: Who?

Chen: The 3 former members of EXO M!

SM: Lol there’s always only been 9 silly.

Baekhyun: Okaaayy I guess “Denial” isn’t just a river in Egypt anymore.

SM: I swear if you say one more word Bake Gun, I’m going to shove a pizza down your throat and make you whistle Artifical Love while you choke.

Baekhyun:

Chen:

Chanyeol:

SM: Anymore questions?

Kai: I’m in pain can someone take me to the hospit—

SM: VALID questions?

Kai:

Kai: No

SM: Well good meeting guys. I’ll be in Hawaii! Catch you the next time we have to kill another group’s comeback. *leaves*

Chen: What a jerk.

Sehun: ……So am I the only one who is actually happy with how this meeting turne-

EXO: YES!

Kai: You took my place!

Lay: *coughs*

Sehun: This is my era if you don’t like it you can leave.

EXO: *leaves*

Sehun: Wait!!!! I didn’t drive here!!!

EXO: *leaves faster*