this must have been in the movie

anonymous asked:

I saw a story on IMDB about the original director of SRTS saying he was blamed for everything, including the fact that Robert's cock is so big, and that's why he was fired. Do you know if he really said this?

Ha! He did! Priceless. Poor man - can you imagine what intolerable pains in the ass Jimmy and Peter must have been about that movie?? Lol, no way to win. But I’m quite happy with the outcome. A real testament to Robert’s, um, assets. 😈😈😈

  • what she says : i'm fine
  • what she means : in the new harry potter movie, when Credence Barebone is literally begging Graves to help him after the obscurus wrecked havoc on his home, he is in shock and he is fucking terrified,terrified of himself because he KNOWS, he must know that HE is the one responsible for what happened, he must be, and he doesn’t know what to do, he doesn’t know how to control his magic, he just knows people have been killed because of him, he thinks he’s a freak, he’s a monster, no one will ever love him, and help me, Graves, p l e a s e - and then the only person he trusted, his only hope, the only one who gave him some semblance of genuine affection, casts him aside like a broken toy he doesn’t need anymore.

kubo-sensei confirmed that yuuri bought both rings which honestly makes sense but it also means that sometime between the ring-buying and the ring exchange yuuri not only brought victor to the steps of a cathedral but also handed him one ring and then took victor’s hand to put the other one on him like

i mean victor must have just been experiencing one big long internal scream for that entire half hour as he realized what yuuri was doing (yuuri knew. exactly. what he was doing) but there’s also a possibility that they… talked? about what was about to happen? 

and i actually…. i honestly think they may have breached the topic before spain. nervously, tentatively, shrouded in uncertainties (”do you think we’ll still be together years from now?” “i hope so. i’d like that” or even jokes, like, watching a movie “haha imagine if that were our wedding”), but enough that when yuuri turns to victor and both holds out one ring and asks for his hand so that he can put the other on while this may have come about sooner than they even expected, they know. it’s not out of the blue.

Ok but I’ve been binge watching the Narnia movies again, after not having seen them for a long ass time, and now, being a little older and (hopefully) a little more mature than I was when I first saw them, I always feel physically sick when I see the Pevensies being children after The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because they just aren’t anymore and I can’t even begin to imagine what it must be like, to grow up as kings and queens, respected and important, and full of duty, only to go back to being 8 years old (in Lucy’s case).

They didn’t remember England, or the wardrobe, or their old lives, they were Narnians and they were pushed back, not only into a world that was bound to make them miserable, but also into bodies that couldn’t reflect what they’d been through.

Just imagine Peter, waking up in the morning, not remembering that he isn’t the Magnificent anymore, imagine him subconsciously reaching for something to trim his beard, only to remember that it isn’t there anymore, to expect old battle wounds to hurt until he realises that they can’t because he doesn’t have them.

Or Edmund, who left England a stubborn selfish little boy who only wanted his mummy back, and came back the Just, the redeemed traitor, the diplomat, the man, having to resort to being ten years old and probably not even allowed to peek at a newspaper because he’s just a child after all. He plays chess, incredibly well, he doesn’t mock his siblings anymore and all the friends he knew when he was still a boy are either irritated at his behaviour or too childish, too selfish for somebody who knows very well just what selfishness can do, who has a part of the White Witch in him, always.

Susan forgets, we all know that. She must’ve lain awake at night, remembering just what it felt like to cover pain and viciousness and gore with a smile and a blush, remembering being the Gentle, but never in war. She must’ve cried for all the lost years, for all that she learnt and that she can never forget, for all that she has accomplished, that will bring her nothing in this world that doesn’t feel like hers. So she sits down in front of a mirror, talks herself out of believing, telling herself that it wasn’t real, that it was just a dream, that this Narnia her siblings talk about is nothing but a game.
The truth is too terrifying, to devastating to face.

Lucy, little Lucy, who grew up under Mr Tumnus’ smiles and Aslan’s approving gaze, who was loved by all, who did learn how to rule, how to negotiate but who never forgot just what it means to be a queen of Narnia, this girl who matured into a woman, who had a woman’s mind and body and a queen’s grace, she who they called the Valiant, the lion’s daughter, she shrank into herself, into a child, younger than even her siblings. She remembers, clearest of them all, she is the only one who still knows Mr Tumnus’ face, still knows Aslan, but she is just a girl, a pretty little thing who will never be the queen she was, who will never be the woman she was because queenship forms a person in ways no schools can.

They must’ve been devastated when they tumbled to the floor, short and small, and there’s a war they have no control over and Lucy is small, Edmund is skinny, so skinny and Peter and Susan have lost their glow and they’ve changed, they’ve changed so much. (The first time, somebody calls them by just their names, they feel invalidated and small. And offended. They’re kings and queens, they’ve earned their titles and now they have to sit in a dim room filled with children and listen to teachers, have to allow themselves to be insignificant and nothing more than what they were when Lucy first stepped into Narnia - frightened children in the middle of a war they wish was never there in the first place)

Okay but can you imagine how important the Triwizard Tournament must have been to Fleur? It’s probably safe to say that all her life the thing that people noticed about her first, or even possibly the only thing they noticed about her, was her beauty. The veela in her, and not the Fleur in her. Now, finally, she’s being recognized for her skill as a witch. She is chosen as the only female participant in the tournament from among countless entrants from her school, boys and girls (side-eyes the movies), and she worked hard for this. It must have been such an amazing feeling to know that, finally, she can be recognized for something other than just her beauty. I can’t help but feel like she wanted this more than any of the others chosen because there was so much more at stake for her, and I can’t imagine how crushing it must have been for her when she began to fall behind. Even so, she didn’t let herself be disheartened by it, and I think that speaks to her true character more than anything. Fleur Delacour is so much more than just another pretty face. 

4
Perfect Date

Rated : M

Today had been heavenly. Namjoon ensured you hadn’t lifted a finger the whole time he’d been there. Even rinsing your plate was off limits. Around eleven there was a faint knock on your front door, startling you. Especially since you and Namjoon had agreed to just do dinner and a movie for Valentine’s Day. He must have gotten up early and cleared his schedule to make this happen.

Your feet dangled off the counter while you watched your boyfriend clean the rest of the dishes from lunch. “Oppa?” He hummed to let you know he was listening. “Do you still want to go see a movie. You must be really tired.”

“Well,” he began, placing a pan into the dishwasher and drying off his hands with a dishtowel. Namjoon came to rest in between your legs, letting his hands rest on your waist. “I was thinking it might be nice if we snuggled up on the couch and watched that new series you wanted to binge.”

It wasn’t the most elaborate Valentines date ever, but so far it was the best. Staying in meant you could wear pajama pants, and not even have to debate about whether or not you were going to put makeup on to go see a movie. “I’d love that,” you assured before sliding off the counter Namjoon’s hands resting on your waist the whole time.

Once you were safely on the ground, your boyfriend let his arms fully wrap around your waist, pulling you in for a gentle kiss; there had been no lack of those today either. He had resolved to be as romantic as possible in order to make you as happy as possible. Pulling away, you nuzzled against his neck, beyond content. Not to mention thankful you had such a perfect boyfriend.

Making sure you were comfortably wrapped in blankets, he went back to the kitchen and grabbed you both the hot chocolate he’d made earlier. Soon after the warm drinks rested in your bellies, you’d shifted so he was spooning you on the couch. There wasn’t a lot of room, so your back was firmly pressed against his chest – not that either of you were complaining. The only problem was your butt was also pressed against Namjoon’s crotch. It wasn’t that difficult for him to ignore when you were lying still, but every time you shifted you ended up wiggling your ass ever so slightly against him, and that was hard to ignore.

Since it was you Valentine’s date, he thought maybe he could get away with interrupting your show for his own selfish desires. He started by brushing your hair out of the way and planting kisses up and down the side of your exposed neck. A hum vibrated softly in your neck and against his lips. Taking the noise as your approval, he let his lips linger on your favorite spots; at the base of your neck, just under your jaw, below your ear. Rolling your shoulder back, you tried to give him better access to your skin.

When he started nibbling, your eyes fluttered shut, entirely forgetting the series you’d previously been engrossed in. The hand that rested on your waist snuck under the hem of your shirt, gliding up your skin. He stopped to rub small circles just below your breast with his slightly callused thumb.

“Joon,” you muttered, focusing on the way his lips felt against your skin and how needy he was making you feel.

His lips left you only for a moment to say, “Babe, I wanted to ask you something.” You nodded, urging him to continue. “Do you maybe want to, um…” He’d been so confident just a moment ago, and now that was all out the window. Words started to tumble clumsily out of his mouth. “I-I wanted to know if you wanted to sleep together today.” Namjoon had definitely been going for something a bit sexier, but in the moment he lost all the words he’d rehearsed in the bathroom mirror this morning.

Automatically you stiffened, surprised by his question. He quickly noticed your change in demeanor and buried his face in your neck in an attempt to hide his blush from you. Not that you could see his face from your current position, but he was embarrassed none the less. “You mean like…?” Face still pressed against your neck, he nodded. You took a moment to contemplate it. You’d never had sex with anyone else before, but Namjoon seemed like a pretty good person to lose your virginity to. He never pushed you further than you were comfortable with, and you knew if you changed your mind at any point, he’d stop whatever it was you weren’t happy with. “I…I think I’d like that.”

Turning as far as your neck would allow, you tried to gauge his reaction. Moving away from his hiding place, he didn’t waste a moment to grab your chin in his hand and direct your lips towards his. The angle was awkward and really uncomfortable for your neck, so you rolled onto your other side, trying not to fall off the couch. Namjoon quickly adjusted and grabbed your waist to keep you from slipping off.

Keeping your lips connected to his, you reached up to cup his cheeks with your hands. Excitement coursed through him, and Namjoon could barely contain himself. You could feel it in the way his kisses became eager – sloppier.

You wrapped your leg around his hip, doing your best to find friction without falling backward. Sensing your urgency, he let his hand dip inside of your fuzzy pajama pants. A light groan left you and was immediately swallowed up by Namjoon as he rubbed you over your panties. You craved more than he was giving you, and he knew it. Teasing you like this was one of his favorite things to do. There was nothing better than how you came undone for him, and how it always made your orgasms more powerful – even if you didn’t notice it at the moment.

As he moved your underwear to the side, Namjoon tugged lightly on your bottom lip with his teeth. You whined, feeling his fingers brush against your slightly damp folds. “Is that good, baby?” he asked, already knowing what your answer would be. Confirming what he already knew, you nodded, wishing he’d just touch you where you needed him already.

You squirmed, trying to direct his fingers to your clit. He tightened his hold on your waist both to keep you still for his ministrations and to keep you from accidentally rolling onto the floor. Using his index finger to gather the small amount of wetness you’d created, he drags the digit up to your clit and back. “Joonie please,” you practically begged, mouth still firmly attached to his.

Unexpectedly, he pulled his hand from your pants and sat up. You whined, frowning at Namjoon for taking away what little contact he had given you. “Let’s go to your bed. I want to be able to use both my hands on you.” He didn’t have to tell you twice.

Once you were comfortably situated on the bed, Namjoon came to rest between your legs. His lips quickly went back to your neck, trying to suck dark purple marks into your skin. Resting on one elbow, your boyfriend moved his hand back inside of your shirt, rolling his thumb over your already bare nipple. He silently thanked himself for the stay in date idea; anywhere else you would have been wearing a bra under your shirt.

As his mouth moved to your collar bone, you let your hands tangle in his hair trying to contain yourself. It was too early to be this turned on.  Being a little bit rougher than he meant to, Namjoon shoved your shirt up above your breasts, not wasting a second before he licked and kissed all around your areola.

You were still desperately searching for the friction he’d denied you. Unconsciously, your hips lifted to his stomach trying to find something you could rub yourself against. Noticing how much you needed him down there, Namjoon quickly finished playing with your other nipple and shifted so his head was on your hips. Moving to the side so he wouldn’t be in his own way when removing you PJ pants, he left sweet but firm kisses just above the hem of your pants.

The sweet gesture contrasted with his earlier sloppy and eager movements. Hooking his fingers in the waistband of your pants and underwear, he dragged both articles of clothing down your legs. After dropping them both on the floor, you sat up to remove your shirt and he did the same to make things a little evener. As he lay down on his stomach, he lifted your leg over his head, so he was perfectly level with your slit.

You weren’t nervous quite yet. Namjoon had seen you naked before; especially since he loved spending time with his head between your legs.

He would have loved to tease you, but he reasoned he’d already made you wait long enough. “You are fucking beautiful, Jagi.” Without giving you time to react to the compliment, Namjoon lowered his head and began with kitten licks everywhere his tongue could reach. Once his movements became rougher and more consistent, he moved to suck on your clit, sliding one finger inside of you. Your hands flew from gripping the bedsheets to his hair, tugging a little harder than Namjoon would have liked, but you were enjoying yourself and that’s what was important right now.

Taking his time, he swiveled his finger around, lazily searching for that spot he planned on paying extra attention to later. Once he could feel you contracting your muscles to clench around practically nothing, he added a second finger. This relieved some of the tension you’d started to feeling because how unsatisfying his one finger was. Namjoon’s pace picked up quickly when he noticed, though – always wanting to keep you on edge. Your thighs clenched around his face slightly, not enough to hold him firmly in place, though. To keep you from bucking your hips, he placed his free hand on your stomach, making sure you stayed relatively still.

That familiar knot in your lower stomach started to build, and you tugged lightly on his locks, letting him know you were ready. Stilling his movements and raising his head, he grinned at you, chin covered in your wetness. “Yes, sweetness?” His deep voice sent a shiver through you.

“I’m ready.” There was a shakiness to your voice you hadn’t noticed until after you spoke. It made Namjoon proud even if you were a little embarrassed. He had to be pretty damn good if he could get you so fucked up with just his mouth and fingers. Taking his time – mostly so he could tease you a little more – Namjoon climbed off the bed, grabbing a condom from his wallet before removing his pants and boxers. Tearing the metallic wrapper, he climbed back on the bed, erection lightly hitting his lower abdomen. The sight made your mouth water.

After he rolled the condom on and situated himself between your legs again, he suddenly turned serious. “Are you sure you want this?”

Smiling you said, “Absolutely, I’ve wanted to do this with you for a long time.”

“Tell me if you’re at all uncomfortable and I’ll stop no matter what, okay?” You nodded just before he pressed a soft kiss on your lips. “Wrap your legs around me, baby.” Doing as instructed, he lined himself up with you and at glacially slow pace, pushed just the tip of his length in.

“Ah,” you hissed. Immediately he stopped all movement and you quickly reassured him. “It doesn’t hurt, keep going.” How wet you were made it relatively easy for him to push into you. He still went as slow as he could manage, though, lest he hurt you in any way.

He stopped with about half of his length in you to check in. “How do you feel? Does it hurt at all?”

“No. It…It feels weird but it doesn’t hurt.” Namjoon leaned down to kiss you, distracting from the very slight discomfort of him pushing the rest of the way into you. Since you seemed to be comfortable already, he started with slow, shallow thrusts.

You pulled back from his lips to moan, hands speedily moving to grip his shoulders. He pulled almost all the way out, making you crave the fullness he gave you for just a split second before he thrust back into you. “J-Joonie, fuck that feels good.”

Namjoon sat up, one hand on each hip, pulling you to him. The new angle made you whine, and Namjoon could hear your breathing pick up. “Shit, you’re so fucking tight, baby.” He knew he wasn’t going to last long, so he made quick circles on your clit to bring you as close to finishing as he was.

The new angle combined with the extra stimulation had you squirming underneath your boyfriend. “Please come here,” you begged. “I want to kiss you.” With a smirk, he repositioned himself so his arms were on either side of your head, supporting his weight above you. His pubic bone against your clit made up for the loss of his hand in between your legs. Grasping both sides of his face, you pulled him down to you, mouth moving frantically over his.

“You feel so good, baby,” he muttered, nibbling on your ear lobe. Gradually, he was picking up the pace of his thrusts. Unable to concentrate very well, his thrusts became sloppy, but your loud whines and moans of his name told him you were close too. Namjoon groped you slightly, diverting your attention from your impending orgasm and overwhelming you.

“Harder,” you pleaded. You were so close it was almost painful. Removing his hand from your nipple and moving it back to the bed, Namjoon used the extra leverage to make his thrusts deeper as he hit your G-spot. “Oh shit,” you nearly shouted. “Namjoon, I’m gonna-”

“Fuck, me too.” Chasing your highs, he thrust harshly into you and reveled in how good you felt around him. Just before your walls tightened around him, your back arched off the bed as you tried to find an even better angle for him. Namjoon came immediately after you, loud moans and tight walls sending him over the edge. Your boyfriend grunting your name as he came inside of you was probably the hottest thing you’d ever heard.

Namjoon knew his extra thrusts were causing you to whine with oversensitivity. He just needed a few extra seconds to ride out his own high. Once he was done he pulled out, taking off the condom and tying it off before tossing it in the trash by your bed.

As you lied on the bed, eyes half closed and chest heaving as you tried to catch your breath, your boyfriend stopped to admire you. You looked absolutely gorgeous naked, covered in sweat with messy post-sex hair. “You’re amazing,” he stated, pulling you into his arms. “Did you enjoy your first time?”

You nodded, craning your neck up to kiss his chin. He hummed happily and hugged you against his chest, his grip so tight it almost made you feel suffocated. But not quite. “The night is still young,” you observed, checking the clock on your nightstand. “What do you want to do for the rest of the evening?”

His lips pecked you on the crown of your head as he chuckled. “Really I’d rather just lay here with you than do anything else.”

-asshole 2

4

STAR WARS PREQUELS { APPRECIATION WEEK }
Favorite Movie: Revenge of the Sith.

I didn’t like that after the first trilogy Vader wasn’t realized as a tragic figure, but as an icon of evil.” — George Lucas.

He was a sweet kid, helpful, just like most people imagine themselves to be. Most people said, ‘This guy must have been a horrible little brat- a demon child.’ But the point is, he wasn’t born that way- he became that way and thought he was doing the right thing. He eventually realizes he’s going down the dark path, but he thinks it’s justifiable.” — George Lucas.

Look how quickly Credence begins to trust Newt. Imagine how hard it must have been for him to do that. Here he’s been dealing with another wizard who acted like his friend, like he wanted Credence. For the first time in his life, Credence felt wanted, and it all blew up in his face. And now here’s this new wizard, telling him the same thing, that he can help, that he wants to help, and somehow Credence finds it in him to decide that yes, he can trust this person.

It’s strange to realize, but Credence is actually the most optimistic person in the whole movie. Because no matter how much he’s whipped and manipulated and used, he’s ready to trust. Even though he doesn’t fit our mental image of an “optimistic” person–bubbly, full of sunshine, probably dancing through a field of flowers–Credence is undeniably optimistic in the true sense of the word: constantly looking for light in the darkness. 

Founding The Percival Graves Auror Squad

Hello. Like you, I watched the movie Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them and I adored Colin Farrell’s performance as the formidable wizard Percival Graves. I felt that he was a dangerous (though alluring) person at best and a Grindelwald supporter at worst. I did not, however, expect the the twist that he was actually Gellert Grindelwald in disguise.

It has been confirmed that Grindelwald used polyjuice potion for this.

For polyjuice potion he needed a part of Percival Graves. Hairs would have been easiest.

Transformation by polyjuice potion lasts one hour. It has to be refreshed permanently over the day.

From what the movie tells us, Grindelwald started the impersonation in 1926, earlier in the same year Newt Scamander arrived in New York.

That makes it months at worst and days at best. Still makes it a large amount of fresh hair you need.

Gellert Grindelwald needed Percival Graves for his hair and presumably his memories to impersonate him accordingly - something he must have pulled of astoundingly well since nobody in the ministry noticed anything amiss.

This leads to one conclusion: The probability that Percival Graves was kept alive is very, very high.

Yet this point was not resolved at the end of the movie.

Percival Graves is imprisoned somewhere in New York, bound, restrained, kept, most likely injured from copious amounts of torture.

From what can be gathered from the movie and additional sources, Percival Graves is a formidable wizard, the head of the MACUSA’s DMLE, an asset to wizardkind and an interesting character.

Percival Graves deserves better.

Percival Graves deserves to be saved.

Nobody of the film crew seemed to think of that.

But we insisted immediately.

Percival Graves does not need a Defense Squad.

But Percival Graves needs support.

This is why I am founding hereby the Percival Graves’ Auror Squad.

His aurors who are relentlessly searching for his whereabouts.

Because Percival Graves deserves if not a recurring large supportive role, at least closure for his own story ark.

Percival Graves deserves to be rescued.

Greatest/sweetest ranking of BL movies/series that you don't wanna miss!!

UPDATED: As of August 6, 2016 !!!!!
Hi guys!!! been addicted by Bl movies/series/webisodes/ and even short movies and these are my rankings of it from best to worst xD

  1.  Takumi-kun series movies - especially series 2,3 and 5. A big DaiMao fan here xD
  2.  Love Sick Series 1&2 - PerWin, PhunNoh, and OmMick are my ships
  3.  Make it Right the Series - Very Funny and Sweet!! Kyaa! TeeFuse and BookFrame are my OTPs very much like Lovesick!
  4.  Love love you (Love’s Coming 2) - haven’t watched this yet, but the trailers are just, ooommph! If ever you have a copy PM me XD
  5.  Like love Series 1-2 -I love the uncut scenes the most. And the story gets better xD
  6.  Junjou Pure Heart - sweeeeteeest ever!  really, those awwww moments xD
  7.  Waterboyy the movie - a must watch especially to those fans who have been missing love sick series xD Ngern-oppa is sooo hot here.
  8. Uncontrolled Love *** - Finally, Master x Servant BL!!! the uke is soo cute and seme is sooo possessive can’t wait for the second part!
  9.  Counter Attack Web series - QingYu for the win xDD. they are sooooo married. I also recommend their photoshoot sessions, more kissing scenes than the series xD loving the doctor’s cow licked hair, kawaiiii xD
  10.  Addicted/Heroin Web Series - Sweetest punk I ever watched really. I wish for uncut scenes! and I demand a continuation!
  11. Yandaixie No.10 *** - honestly, the story has a lot of promise! it was ver good but I dodn’t like how the first season ended being them still in bad terms…then hearing that there won’t be a second season!!!! or so i heard.
  12.  Love’s Coming - Nai x Gump xDDD
  13. Love Place 2(Shiawase no Katachi) *** - A continuation of Love Place 1. Finally an English sub that I’ve been waiting! Typical BL story, most of the time you can read in a manga but you can feel the characters feeling very deeply!
  14.  Grey Rainbow - Has every thing I want in a BL,marriage, sweet moments and even a kid! and it also has something I didn’t like…death! why!?!
  15.  Doushitemo Furetakunai - the story is great and is really based on the manga. Loved the characters. this is my first BL ever just forgot to post teehee :P !!!
  16.  To you for me–chocolates - I laughed at this BL so much. It really portrayed the case of miracles to two people that should be in love. wonder when it will end?
  17.  Paternity Leave - you’ll love it, Mpreg xDD
  18.   eCupid - movie about the greatest app for semes who take advantage of their uke’s love xD
  19.  Just Friends? - hottest and sweetest forbidden love I have ever watched!! sadly it was tooooo short for a very good plot movie xD
  20.  Udagawachou de mattete yo - sooo cute! as in supeer!!! one of the best live action next to Doushitemo Furetakunai <3 <3
  21.   Two Weddings and a funeral - I loved the comedy aspect of it. It mainly focused on the life of gays and how the ‘two weddings” conquered it with love. but why Tina !?!?! why ?!?!?!
  22.   My Bromance - I love the on-relationship scenes but I just hope the ending was not when one dies. I bawled for this one,it’s like rising you up,then pulling you dooown,why!?!?!?waaah! But the story was really good! (I recommend you watch “My Bromance: The Reunion” afterwards) 
  23.  Happy together - loved the couple sooo much! being 6 years together, those fights and make-ups seems like a typical married life 
  24. Oppressive Love *** - half-horror and half BL and they actually became a couple! to bad the older brother had to possess him…ooops spoiler ;-P
  25.  Ai no kotodama 2
  26.  Takuya and Joon jae “the lover” - you may be a bit disappointed because it is missing some smexy moments like kissing and “you-know” but the story is great with lots of laughs and sweetness. hoping for season 2 
  27.  Docchi mo Docchi - may be low budget, but that romcom theme was perfectly executed xD sooo funny xD
  28.  Itsuka no kimi e - loved the story so much. It was like reading Junjou Pure Heart again xD soooo cute! Wishing for more kiss scenes though. 
  29.  Ai no kotodama 1
  30.  Seven Days Monday-Thursday, Friday-Sunday - perfectly executed as of those of the manga
  31. Hollyoaks (Ste and Harry) - lots of problems; closet gay, HIV, parents are against, even teachers then there are also cocaine involvement. wut?! haha but the story and how they still get back together is what makes it great. 
  32.  Diary of Tootsies - Very very funny!! as in very funny! but they left Gus and Top’s story hanging, which is what I’ve been waiting…sigh
  33.  Fujimi orchestra live action - it’s like the BL version of Nodame Cantabile. the movie needs a sequel. it’s not that they did not end up together but the movie ended with the seme still pursuing the uke xD 
  34.  Go go go G boys - very funny, packed with hot bishies. Last part after credits is a must seen
  35. Farewell my ghost boyfriend - short movie. I’m not on vote on the new ship. i still wish there was some kind of miracle for the ghost. huhu 
  36.  Love Place - I preferred the part two (2) than the first one, more Bl action, though it is still not translated
  37.  Boku no Kareshi wo Shoukai Shimasu - was hoping for more kiss scenes xD
  38.  Gloomy Salad days - ep13-14 only. Hidoku Shinaide story, bully and the bullied. You’ll be hoping for more.
  39.  Love of Siam - honestly, a good plot, really. It just needs some tweaks on that bad ending,urgh. Hoping for season 2 to change it.
  40. I’m yours *** - a one-sided love of a robot to a human and he’s quest to help the guy to achieve love. it was badly cut, I don’t know. it was missing some parts when I watched it so I am still heavily confused.
  41.  Love next door 2 - Watched XD but still looking for subs. but very promising especially in terms of comedy and hotness.
  42.  Mr x and I - First Season: First and Second story only, the other two has horrible ending, I advise this to those who do not wish to see a sad ending. Second Season: Loved the ending, hated the hetero guy, urggghh
  43.   Princess Princess D - actually, this is a live action adapted from a shoujo manga. full of fanservice and crossdressers and will leave you laughing at the clichès and corniness. 
  44.  Love next door - the story escalated quickly and the ‘love’ (sweetness) I was searching for was too short in the plot.
  45.  A Pair of Love - so-so xD
  46.  Time line - Watch the first couple only, and/or the last one. never ever the second one, it still gives me goose bumps till now
  47. Me my familiar people *** - uhhh…actually I didnt quite get the story. it was soo confusing. its like he has s*x to another then I don’t know maybe his bestfriend too?
  48.  Teacher and student - because I was expecting that light, romantic theme I was deeply disappointed by that twist as it turns out to be too psychological. One of my least favorites next to Kindan no Koi. 
  49.  Kindan no koi - simple……i hated it. the plot twist at the end was just tooo much, really, too much. Still a good movie though, but definitely my least favorite.

This is an edited list XD those with *** are newly posted as of August 6. Will update for more lateerrr! Ask me for links if ever you are interested xDDD hehehe

little psychotic things

-ripping up your skin trying to get the bugs out

-heartbreaking hallucinations

-my best friend is staring at me smiling and they wont talk to me or move PLEASE MOVE PLEASE SAY SOMETHING OH GOD

-somethings behind me help

-constantly feeling like you’re being chased

-I Have Started Laughing And I Can’t Seem To Stop

-you thought you just had a lot of imaginary friends but they turn out to be advanced visual and auditory hallucinations

-when theyre tellin you to kill your friends and your just damn man im trying o take a nap chill

-resist the urge to rip out the strangers hair. its made of worms but you must resist

-thinking you did the thing you were supposed to do but actually youve been sitting motionless for a long time and you are now too exhausted to actually do the thing

-why does everyone have really big shoulders?

-sir your eye is changing color please look away

-Everyone Is Staring At Me I Must Run

-hearing the same god damn song all day but no ones playing it its just an auditory hallucination

-Panic™

-all these damn movies relying on the psycho killer trope ://

-GET OUTTA MY FOOD GOD DAMN SPIDERS FUCK

-There’s bark in my hair. My hair is full of bark

-being sexualized by the media???? what

-that one person you saw the other day had monster feet but shh its a secret

-this paper is breathing the trees not dead

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You were just a small town actress who’d been picked up for a big movie starring you and award winning actor Shin Hoseok. Turns out, there’s quite a steamy scene that you two must take part in and you’re more than nervous about it. Luckily, Hoseok is a professional and he isn’t afraid to help you out.

just a disclaimer i did minimal research on actual movie sex scenes & have very limited knowledge on this so this is definitely not realistic.

For my valentine, @wonholypeach​ who isn’t feeling well after her surgery and needed a pick-me-up. Enjoy and please get well soon love!  ♡

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anonymous asked:

Rfa reaction when the Mc who is a successful actress has to do a lot of kiss scenes in her next movie..? Thank you

This was a really entertaining one to write, especially Seven’s :3


Yoosung

  • you brought home the script to show him a few scenes you were looking forward to
  • after seeing how excited you are, it must have been a good movie
  • you watch him flipping through the pages
  • really loves your character
  • up until the point where your character kisses her love interest
  • the image of you popped into his head kissing ANOTHER MAN
  • at that moment, Yoosung doesn’t bother reading the rest of it and just hands it to you
  • face gets all red and hands are shaking
  • uh you okay there bud?
  • “is there something wrong with it?”
  • “there’s a…a…ki-kissing scene and I c-c-can’t help but th-think…”
  • poor Yoosung can’t even finish his sentence as he covers his red face
    • you were going to tell him there were more kissing scenes
    • but you can’t see your boyfriend all flustered like this
  • when he goes to your rehearsals you purposely mess up the kisses by making goofy faces
  • the staff find you frustrating, but it sure does put a smile on Yoosung’s face

Jaehee 

  • when you told her you got a big part 
  • goes to update her fan blog about you
  • she is more than happy to hear about your new role
  • she is even lucky enough to read the whole script with you
  • Jaehee understands you’re a professional like Zen and all those kissing scenes aren’t really you kissing the other actor.
  • it was about getting into your character
  • so she totally understands when you kiss your costar
  • oh what are these scraps of paper in her hand?
  • you sometimes review some of the footage through the day with Jaehee to see how you did
  • omg she snapped another remote in half
  • “um…Jaehee are you really okay with this?”
  • she looks calm but you can see the seething rage in her eyes
  • “both of you are actors just doing your job. It’s not really you…”
  • you take the remote from Jaehee before she could grind it into shrapnel
  • and you assure her that you only have eyes for her with some kissing of your own :3

Zen 

  • although he was a bit disappointed he couldn’t get the role with you
  • he is excited for you none the less
  • he even gives you a few suggestions for some scenes
  • but it isn’t until he shows up for one of the rehearsals 
  • and he sees you kissing your co-star on set
  • all he saw was YOU 
  • kissing some other guy 
  • THAT ISN’T HIM
  • he can’t help but activate his jealous boyfriend mode
  • doesn’t do anything on set since he knew it could potentially lead to a scandal
  • so when you two get home he insists on helping you with your lines
  • teaches you a few more techniques that made you think about him during your scenes

Jumin

  • he understands that you’re an actress that works hard for your roles
  • and he took a look at your co-star
    • too short, dyed hair, piercings??? hmph
  • and Jumin knew he was better than him in almost every department
  • there is nothing to be worried about
  • it isn’t until he stepped into watch one of your rehearsals
  • and comes in right when you were passionately kissing your co-star
  • like Zen all he can see is a man kissing YOU, his precious MC.
  • at that point, he remembers jealousy was a choice
  • so he decides to CHOOSE to be jealous
  • “do you actually need to do ALL of those scenes with…him”
  • you take the time to walk with him to explain that it’s not really you kissing your co-star, but your character
  • he still can’t get over that all he can see is you
  • you convince the director to have you wear a wig
  • doesn’t make a great difference at first
  • but when you bring him down the red carpet, he knows it was stupid to have chosen jealousy

707 

  • “oh MC this is great! I love it!”
  • no he doesn’t
  • you have to kiss some other guy who is probably more good looking than him
  • holy sh–crap this guy IS good looking and funny
  • Seven can’t make it to any of your rehearsals or have the time to sit with you reviewing the footage from that day
  • in truth, he just didn’t want to see you kiss that guy who is clearly better than him
    • poor insecure jellybean
  • one day he had some free time and you dragged him to your rehearsal for support
  • while you were doing one of the kissing scenes you notice he isn’t even looking at you
    • how rude!
  • during your break, you decide to confront him about his lack of support
  • “I do support you babe! It’s just…you…and him…kissing…ugh…”
  • it must be bothering him really bad since he hasn’t even looked at you since you started this project
  • it’s time you made sure that he knew YOU loved your precious Seven
  • the staff was looking for you for a while until your co-star found you coming out of the prop storage
  • “MC, what were you doing in there?”
  • Seven jumps next to you while doing jazz hands
  • “ME!”
Emotion Starters

Fear: Our muses watch a scary movie - one is horrified, the other isn’t!


Anger: One muse get into a heated argument. 

Happiness: Our muses make the other happy with something they’ve always wanted.


Sadness: One muse is having hard times - the other must comfort them.


Disgust: One muse cooks for the other - problem is, they can’t cook. Eat up!

Trust: Our muses are hitchhiking in the middle of the night and a stranger offers them a ride - to they trust him despite how creepy he seems to be?


Surprise: One muse has been away for a long time - but shows up at the others door! 

Embarrassment: One muse sends the other a text that wasn’t meant for them!

Kindness: Our muses care for a wounded animal together.


Envy: One muse in envious of something the other muse owns! ( Can be a belonging, or perhaps jealousy towards another friend or ‘lover’ )

Love: One muse falls madly in love with the other muse - they can’t hide their feelings anymore! ( If they’re just meeting, it can be a ‘love at first sight’ situation or


Caution: Our muses are in the ‘purge’ and must take Caution to now get caught and killed - survive the night!

Relaxation: Our muses go on a vacation to Hawaii together! ( or elsewhere )

Patience: One muse is being sent off to war - and once the leave, the must now patiently waits their return.

Pain: Our muses get caught in a shooting - and one of them gets shot!

Timidity: One muse is being nothing but shy around the other!

Confusion: One muse forgets who the other is! Is it a joke? Or real?

Hope: One muse is in the hospital after a severe accident - will this be there last moments together?