this movie was so horrible omg

ALRIGHT MY DUDES I’M NOT GONNA BORE YOU WITH THE RABBIT HOLE I WENT DOWN TO FIND THIS BUT JUST LOOK AT IRL KEITH

His name is Ernie Reyes Jr. but he played a character named Keno (KENO?? KEITH?? COINCIDENCE?? I THINK NOT) in the 1991 movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (again, don’t ask how I got here)

He’s a pizza delivery boy that gets caught up in turtle shenanigans and literally only exists for one movie but please just look at him.

The black t-shirt, the bright red jacket, tHE MULLET. Did I also mention he’s Filipino because I could go for some Filipino!Keith headcanons like sign me the fuck up

AND WHAT’S THIS??? Have you always wanted to know what Keith would look like reacting to meeting cryptids irl well HERE YOU FUCKING GO. THROWBACK TO THE OG CRYPTIDS OF MY CHILDHOOD: GIANT RATMAN AND HIS GREEN DISCIPLES

Here’s him ready to fight a bitch in a tank top because he loves fisticuffs and is a hella good martial artist. Within the first like four minutes of the movie, he sees these dudes robbing a store and goes up to them ALONE telling them “you’re under arrest” HOLDING A BUNCH OF PIZZAS and attempts to take all of them out alone. I mean he beats the shit out of them but like then a bunch more guys come running out and then he’s like oH SHIT I DIDNT THINK THIS THROUGH but luckily the turtles come to save his ass.

Did I also mention that out of all the turtles he is most similar to Raphael? The red turtle. The most impatient and impulsive turtle. Always ready to fight. PLEASE. Also Raphael doesn’t really like him at first but then Keno suggests he use himself as bait to find the baddies and suddenly Raphael is like “I hate to agree with him but he’s gotta point.” So even though Splinter is like “TOO DANGEROUS” the two of them break off from the rest of the team and do the mission anyways (um) and accidentally find The Big Bad™ (uM) and then get into hot shit (UM) and Raphael sacrifices himself for Keno (UMMMMMMMMMM). But don’t worry Keno brings everyone back to save him.

And then later there’s a scene where Splinter tries to teach him how to meditate but Keno physically can’t do it and runs off to fight instead because fuck patience he needs to kick something. Here’s this idiot literally back flipping onto the stage to fight Shredder one-on-one like wtf he’s so extra™

He also had an action figure even though he was only in one movie and HOLY SHIT THIS IS MORE KEITH LIKE THAN THE KEITH ACTION FIGURE????

In conclusion: WHAT THE FUCK WAS KEITH DOING WITH THE NINJA TURTLES IN 1991?? IDK BUT I FOUND HIM

Bonus: Keno sticking his leggy out

Alright people. I’ve been seeing so many posts of “OMG the RTTE animation is so horrible compared to the movies” and “Give us the better animation DreamWorks!” also “The animation is so crappy if they’re going to make a show why not actually make it good” and more and more hate comments about the shows animation.

People. Think about this for just a couple of minutes, and then you’re opinion may change. 

So, animators usually have a couple of years to work on a movie, and it took five years to make HTTYD 2. Guys, now compare that to how long RTTE animators have to animate thirteen, 25 minute long episodes. They have only about half a year to do that people! A half a year to animate 325 minutes of 3d animation! Do you really expect the animation to be spot on perfect when they only have that much time to do so much? That’s what the movies are for. If you want a really high definition, lots of detail and all that DreamWorks awesomeness, go watch HTTYD and HTTYD 2. The tv show is awesome as well, and the latest season was terrific. You can tell that the animation and effects have been improved, and even though it’s still not nearly as good as “the movies” that hasa to be expected. The series is terrific given to the amount of time they have, and I think we should be thankful that DreamWorks takes the time and effort to make it for us. So please, stop complaining. If you don’t like the animation, stop watching it and stop complaining. You can complain once, but stop complaining over and over everywhere you go about it. The show isn’t bad, and although it may not be “terrific” like the original movies, the tv show is still good. The storyline and plot is awesome, and the animation is really good, compared to some of the crappy 2d animation we have today. (I have nothing against 2d animation, actually, I like it just as much as 3d, I’m talking about some of the other Nickalodean tv shows) So please, be grateful to the writers and animators for doing such an awesome job on the time they have.                

Thank you DreamWorks for Race to the Edge, especially season 4. You made me proud. :D

Reblog if you agree with what I said above.

Star VS The Forces of Evil TEASER TRAILER analysis

OMG!! OH MY FUCKING GOSH!!! IS HERE!!! A GODDAMM MOVIE!! 

And it’s going to include as much the battle on the present as the past one (insert fangirl scream here).

First, this:

I think this belongs to the past battle, when Moon and her army were battling Toffee’s. We all know how great is Toffee in strategy, so is not a surprise that things got horrible for mewmans. 

Then this:

Looks like Toffee is not going to take care of Ludo’s body precisely…

Next:

Ludo is attacking a mewman town?! Toffee is letting Ludo act by himself? Ok let’s think. Maybe this is a new stage of Toffee using Ludo as his puppet where he drives him even more insane and create some chaos as his minion for the banal dirty work. And probably this is what Star is going to confront with the her “Alfa Team” instead of the actual Toffee. Toffee: I have no time and I’m not in mood of fighting a little girl and her A Team or whatever

And then: 

What the heck is this?! And the place… it looks like the ruins of something… Ludo’s wrecked castle, maybe? The one who is there… is Ludo or Toffee? Is he summoning something? Eclipsa, perhaps? 

AND FINALLY…:

I call the darkness unto me

From deepest depths of Earth and Sea

To blackest night I pledged my soul

and crush my heart

To summon forth a deathly power

To see my hated foe devored

Well, looks like we now know what Moon’s darkest spell was. But of course, this leave us with more questions: she sold her soul to the darkness to cast the spell?! The spell “devours”… but since Toffee regenerates, that is why Toffee has a would like the one he has? Is a spell from Eclipsa’s chapter? Sure it is.

And then we heard Toffee saying “Have you learn nothing?” What does that mean? Who is saying that to? To Moon? In the past or the present? What is she going to do or did again that is not going to work against Toffee?


I’M SO FREAKING OUT!!! 

I’m Staying - Unknown’s story

…This is one of my first requests.  And I’ve finally gotten around to writing it.  Because no more school!  And I’m finally catching my breath with my job.

Summary: In my Ideal World, after the Secret Endings, and after they are an established couple, Unknown discovers something about MC that she’s been trying to hide. (2nd person narrative)

Rating:  M for mature, because it’s not explicit, but it is there.

Length:  Almost 1600 words


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Tumblr will never cease to amaze me...

So we get Fantastic Beasts. A movie that, I believe, explores the horrible damage abuse does, the importance of preserving wildlife and respecting animals, the damage that segregation of any kind does, a great look into the intolerance of mental health problems, contains an allegory for police brutality, not to mention the idea of government corruption… and what does tumblr do?

It complains. As always.

1) why have they cast and “abuser”
2) god this movie is so white
3) why does there have to be a romance between Newt and Tina, he’s my precious, gay, autistic baby
4) JKR doesn’t mention slavery in this, it’s so white focused
5) OMG they killed Credence that’s so ableist.

It’s almost as if. Nothing. Pleases. You. People.

1) the abuse cases were dropped and there was also accustoms aimed at Heard but you’ll ignore those, I’m sure.
2) the head of MACUSA is a black woman, which I thought was awesome.
3) They are married in canon. That’s why she’s even in the movies. Newt isn’t any of the things you headcanon him to be. He avoids eye contact because he spends all his time around animals which, news flash, hate eye contact.
4) It’s. a. Movie. About. Magic. And. Fluffy. Animals.
5) He’s signed on to the next 4 films and has been quoted as one of the main characters going forward. If you actually researched or paid attention to the film you’d have noticed a bit of the obscurus float away at the end.

God damn it people. Just be happy with something for once.

KJ APA DRABBLE

warning: fluff a bit maybe, leadings to a make out session, association with sex i guess?

your pov
You were dreading the fact that KJ was going on the road trip with Cole and don’t get it wrong, you were happy for him and liked Cole but you couldn’t stand being away from him for so long. 

You met KJ on the set of Riverdale with you being one of its characters and being a girlfriend of his on the big screen. The first time you saw him it was like love at first sight and it was actually the same for him after a while and after filming the first 8 episodes you guys confessed to each other and soon became the it couple. 

You were trying to find a comfortable place on your couch and when you finally did the door bell rang making you groan and get up to open the door to your apartment. When opening it you saw you boyfriend waiting there ready to ring the door bell again, “Hey,” you said as he replied,with the same 3 letter word it was awkward until you invited him in and you both made your way into your bedroom only to close the door and be met with a pair of hungry lips,  as soon as you felt it,  you immediately responded knowing that this will be the last time you will kiss him in a long time. 

Unknowingly your hands had weaved its way into his fading red hair and his around your waist, where he always put them. You began lightly pulling on his hair as you walked towards your bed making the back of his feet hit the edge of the bed, and you two falling down on it in a position with you straddling him, like magic his hands started going places and where ever he touched it was like he was lighting a fire on you, as he moaned loudly and flipped you over so your back was against the bed instead of his, breaking the kiss because the need for air was necessary, he smiled and lied down next to you as you watched the ceiling covered with glow in the dark stars, “You know eventually we are going to have to talk about this?” he inquired as you replied with, “ Yeah well now is not the time, let’s watch (Y/F/M) instead yeah?” as you put it on and throughout the whole movie he watched your different emotions and knew that he loved you to the moon and back.


a/n omg im so horrible at these scenes does someone want to help me write these type of scenes cuz as you can tell i have no love life whatsoever and i need a boyfriend like kj anywho tell me what you think leave a like maybe comment and tag 4 people for follow   

Alexei Mashkov

Learning and speaking English
(or a treatise on growing up with a mother whose first language isn’t English)

  • he can’t count in english. He can, it’s just very very slow. much easier to just stick with Russian
  • people assume he’s stupid because of his accent and broken english. Some days he doesn’t even want to leave the house because of it
  • he’s bad at switching between English and Russian. when he talks to his mother on the phone, it takes hours for his English to come back properly
  • some things he just… doesn’t bother with the english name for. his teammates have all learned to and respond to the Russian names for “locker”, “shower head”, and “watermelon” (bitty tries to cook with them exactly once, but Tater doesn’t use the English words for half of the kitchen utensils and it goes horribly wrong)
  • strangers stop him on the street and try to guess where his accent is from (so far, people have guessed Poland, Ireland, Transylvania, and South Africa???)
  • every once in a while, his accent makes a word nearly impossible to understand (see: “apocalypse”)
  • babies LOVE him because he sounds different (and they love his Russian nursery rhymes, too)
  • any time the team goes to a movie with a Russian villain, tater spends the entire time criticizing the bad Russian dialogue

anonymous asked:

Quick! It's the zombie apocalypse! You have the ability to take two members from the batfam, two members from Voltron, two members from any anime/book/movie/or anything in general you like (they can be from different universes) and two OCs (or if you want, trade an OC for one of the previous items mentioned). Who would you want in your group?

thats horrible omg don’t put so much pressure on me 😱😱
Ok so I’d take Jason and Steph (sorry to all the others but it’s not like they wouldn’t be able to survive on their own anyway), Shiro and Allura, Furiosa from Fury Road and Elie from the Last of Us to guarantee survival, and for the OCs I’d trade one for Joel from the Last of Us too and finally take my son Finn for the jokes and the sarcasm in case Jason and Steph can’t provide
and also i love that you put it as if I’M the one saving them by taking them with me and not them protecting me from zombies by coming with me ahah

hey yall since i know i probs have a lot of younger kids followin me listen

just go ahead and like your “cringy” stuff ok?? doesnt matter what it is. mlp, warriors cats, little online animal sites, jeez even if youre a furry

if its harmless and you like it, if you wanna draw it or participate in it, do it

dont listen to stupid adults trying to make you feel bad so they can feel better. because they did this stuff too, and theyre ashamed of it. they made horrible ocs, they talked like “OMG LOL xD RAWR”, they went on all the sites you do, and theyre ashamed. 

be proud of who you were and who you are and what you like ok???? 

First StarkStrange HC
  • Me: regarding the movie i love how much of an asshole and smartass strange is , i literally got so many StarkStrange ideas with how similar their personalities are , and then his hands ! How important they are to someone like Strange and Tony god the ideas and that i got from that alone ! but yes i love the cloak (cap) thing which also gave me a bunch of fic ideas. honestly i cant wait to see it again . very impressed with marvel again .
  • and did you stay for the ending credit scenes ? cause the movie had two of them , which gets me excited for what's next .
  • Zhou: I've seen both ending scenes a few times. Laughed my ass off at Thor and they're moving to comic Mordo. Very exciting.
  • I also have so many ideas. But mostly I kinda want them cuddling under the cloak n holding hands.
  • Me: omg i was not expecting to see Thor in that ending credit scene. but as soon as i saw him i was like "does this mean Strange is gonna be in the next Thor movie !? cause i know the Hulk is gonna be in it but damn that would be awesome !"
  • please tell me these ideas you have , right now ill i can think about is them (StarkStrange) and its my current addiction.
  • Zhou: Ok! Ideas! They both had horrible experiences in space. Tony with the nuke n suffocating in that portal and Strange with dormamu killing him over n over again. So what if one day they're talking and Tony lets slip that he used to love space. They end up sharing their experiences. Strange gets annoyed that something they loved was taken from them and starts trying to fix it. By finding the most beautiful places in space to show Tony. Helping both of them let go of their fear in the process.
  • Or the cloak following Tony like a puppy and Tony just kinda treats it like one of his bots. Teases it, pats it just generally adores it. Dum-e and the others like to play tag with it and Strange can't help but find it all adorable.
  • Me: soo cute , the space thing never even crossed my mind that was genius .
  • and the cloak , to add on . it seems like the cloak always knows when Tony is getting tired . it'll just show up and wrap itself around Tony and the warmer he gets the more tired he gets until eventually he just falls asleep . and then the cloak just wraps itself around him and floats him up to bed or to Strange like "i have brought you your human, take care of him."
  • i had ideas where Tony calls him C , like Strange walks in the room and the cloak isnt on his shoulders and he's just like "Where's C at?" and then he feels the cloak wrap around his shoulders, and then he gives him nicknames like Cloaky , C , my warm baby , floaters . gives the cloak a birthday . makes sure all the babies get along like introducing the Cloak to Dum-E and the bots as their new sibling (kind of being gender neutral with the cloak and i think Tony would too)
  • or Tony having an actual interest in magic because he loves knowledge , and with how smart Strange is in their downtime they pick random subjects to learn about together. Like Tuesday nights is Foreign Languages , Thursday is some type of science and Sunday's they study magic together .
  • Zhou: All of that. That's perfect. "Here is your human. Care for him." I love it! And learning together is the cutest thing. I want all of it.

anonymous asked:

How old were you when you had your first kiss?

THIRTEEN OH MY GOD IT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING. we were watching a movie in the top row of the theater after our 7th grade valentines day dance and he literally texted me wHILE WE WERE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER ‘do u wanna kiss hahahah’

LMAOOO IM SCREAMING so i texted back ‘hahaha sure’ bUT YA GIRL WAS DYING ON THE INSIDE. AS SOON AS HE WENT IN TO KISS ME I STARTED LAUGHING IN HIS FACE BC I WAS SO NERVOUS AND WE HAD TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN

honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer

anonymous asked:

I saw the interview about Emma and the rest of the cast talking about Fionn and they mentioned about how they asked him how familiar he was with leukemia and they said he's very familiar since his mom recently died of it :(( so it is true poor. Omg hearing that broke my heart that's so sad I'm sad now :'(

OH MY GOODNESS :( I CANT EVEN IMAGINE HOW HORRIBLE THAT IS?? I FEEL SO SAD?? I WANT TO GIVE HIM THE BIGGEST BIGGEST HUG?? BUT YEAH LEUKEMIA IS A BITCH AND I DONT REALLY KNOW IF IM GONNA WANNA WATCH THE MOVIE IF THATS WHAT IT CENTERS AROUND D:

BTS reaction: their s/o’s character having a horrible death at the end of a series

Omg noooo… I hate when that happens. But this was fun to write so thank you for requesting xx


Jin: He’d be so excited when he sat down to watch the movie for the first time. He was insanely proud of you. He was in awe through the entire movie, being fascinated by how you well you portrayed your character, even though the two of you weren’t very alike. He’d almost forget how to breathe during the last half hour. And he’d not even blink when your character died. He’d be sort of in shock, and he’d hear your screaming all the way home. But when he got back home, he’d start preparing dinner for when you got home to celebrate your success. 

Originally posted by perverting-kpop


Suga: When he saw your character shot to death while tied to a chair, he’d just stare at the screen. Then he’d look over at you, as if to assure himself that you were actually still there. Of course he knew you were, but it was just a reflex. He’d be so impressed that you were so good at acting, and he’d give you one of his gummy smiles to show you how proud he was. 

“I’m glad you’re not actually involved in any gang fights, jagi.”

Originally posted by holdmettightbts


J-Hope: He’d be so proud of you, and he’d definitely brag about his jagi to everyone who would listen. From the trailers, this movie seemed to be one of the best ones. He was so excited to watch it at the premiere and would be so into the movie. When the moment of your death came, he’d look horrified and hold your hand pretty tight. Afterwards, he’d start fake crying.

“Why would you do this to me, jagii?” But he’d hug you and smile right afterwards, because he knows that it’s just a movie, and he’s so impressed by your talent.

Originally posted by troiskims


Rap Monster: He knew that this was the last movie in the franchise, so he was a bit cautious. He was pretty sure it would have a happy ending, but you never knew, right? And he knew you were very good at acting, so he didn’t really want to see your character die. He wasn’t really surprised by the death, though. What did surprise him, was how sad and violent it was. Just like Jin, he’d be hearing your screams of “agony” all the way home. He’d still be proud of you tho, you were incredibly talented.

Originally posted by taestylips


Jimin: He’d overreact. Partly because he wanted to lighten up the mood a bit, partly because it actually upset him to see you like that, even though he knew it wasn’t real. He’d be clinging to you when you got home, and you would just laugh at how ridiculous he was. But then he’d tell you how amazing he thought you was and take you out for dinner at a not too fancy restaurant, but still not bad, to celebrate the success he was sure the movie would be.

Originally posted by minpuffs


V: So, at the cinema he’d be pretty calm about it, just telling you how amazing you were. But once you got home, he’d be on the floor, fake crying really hard and exaggerating it to the point where it was just ridiculous. He’d tell you how he was going to find the person who killed you and get revenge. But then he’d just start laughing at himself and hug you before ordering a pizza.

Originally posted by bang-sayang


Jungkook: He’d be such a fanboy omg. I think he’d be the member to actually find your death scene pretty cool. Of course he didn’t like seeing you like that, but he’d find it so amazing that you were so good at acting. He’d be all over the place. I think he would take you out for ice cream or something before the two of you got back home, and he’d probably tweet to tell his fans that they needed to watch the movie because it’s amazing.

Originally posted by bw-bts

one of my absolute fave gifs of him and i’m so happy i could finally use it

Tagged

tagged by @genderfluid-jaredkleinmann

(sorry this is way late omg)

answer 30 questions + tag 20 people you’d like to know better

-nicknames: smh do i have 2 put stevie, Bird Boy, Space Man, Kanny

-star sign: cancer

- gender: my gender is Liberty and Justice for all

-MBTI type: infp

-height: that is correct

-time: 9:33 AM

-birthday: July 5th

-favourite bands: ???i kinda like imagine dragons still so i guess..?

-favourite solo artists: myself when the house is empty ayy lmao jk i have horrible taste in music probably some 80s person

-song stuck in my head: omg but why is it still the Underdog theme

-last movie I watched: freakin Sky High last night with buck

-last show I watched: i.,,. i mean we dont have tv anymore at the house except for 1 channel., but i sat down with my parents and saw that last episode of Game of Thrones smh i didnt even know what was happening

-other blogs: @llukeskyscraper  my star wars blog and @halexander-amilton which is my hamilton/in the heights blog ;]

-when I created my blog: tbh? like in 2012. but i didnt become rly active til like maybe 2014 or 2013

-what I post about: [vague waving] it’s a mess, jim

-last thing I googled: “was The Wild a real movie”

-following: 320

-followers: 333

-favourite colour: anything ranging from the deepest blue to green like all blues all greens, all teals in between just.,. yEA

-average hours of sleep: son, just dont (probably 2 hrs)

-lucky number: freakin either 9 or 5

-instruments: piano kinda (leaving this one cuz its true lmao)

-what I’m wearing: smh an old faded tshirt and old comfy pants i sleep in

-how many blankets: 1 but its a snuggie B)

-dream jobs: totally wanna go to NASA. anything space related but nasa has been my goal for some time now. (deep down tho i rly rly wanna b an astronaut)

-dream trip: somewhere COLD or maybe back to japan or maybe 2 see the aurora borealis like, down

-favourite food: can sprite count as a food? smh. 

-nationality: im., from the US,, is that what this is asking i think so

20 ppl sounds like a lot lets see
@roboticocean @star-chart @dracomalfyaoi @hyperexplosion @glassglower @azmodab @ceasarslegion @autumnrrivers @homosexualwerewolves @dizzying-sights @eggosandxmen @sos-ciety @truebluepaladinn @vampirombie

Katrina Kaif  Vidyut Jamwal

  • past me: *watching a Bollywood movie*
  • past me: aw that's cute, he's chasing after her
  • past me: aw he's fighting for their love
  • past me: omg he's so passionate
  • past me: I love Bollywood, that's just so adorable and awesome
  • present me: *watching a Bollywood movie*
  • present me: omg I don't remember this
  • present me: wtf leave her be, she said no
  • present me: sexism here, misogyny there, fucking assholes everywhere
  • present me: omg stop fucking touching her you fucking asshole. trying to blackmail her into getting together with you is not the way
  • present me: the music's good tho

buttered-corndog  asked:

Thank you for making the post about the trigger in the movie. One time my boyfriend started watching this movie on netflix or something and it had such a vague description but it was literally this girl with a guy trying to rape her and having flashbacks of her father abusing her as a child. I wish there was some kind of warning for that because it triggered me so bad i couldnt even talk or think. I completely shut down. My boyfriend turned on this stupid animated movie so i could like calm down

Omg that sounds horrible :( I definitely think more movies and shows should come with a trigger warning for that kind of stuff. Especially when its really graphic, omg. I’ve seen some very graphic rape scenes in movies and I was so unprepared and it was horrible.

anonymous asked:

The only horrible thing i know about the movie is that emma and olive switched peculiarities.... but what else? I dont get why everyone is so pissed and scared omg

1. Everybody is white, except the main antagonist
2. The ages are switched
3. The hollows look like low budget slendermen (and it seemed like Miss P could see them?)
4. The fact that the wights suck out peculiars’ eyeballs like?? What’s up with that
5. Asa’s performance in the trailers. Yikes. (Don’t sue me, he’s a good actor and I just know he can do better)
6. The general cringiness we got from everything (for example: the “tying a rope around Emma’s waist” scene)

There’s a lot more stuff but I’m tired so maybe Amy is willing to elaborate on this later :’)

- Isa