Welp. We went to see Wonder Woman. I cried during the sad parts and some of the other parts. They were the same kind of tears I had on and off through Ghostbusters. Movies with strong women who are fully realized people who are allowed to be sexual but are not sexualized and can also kick ass just make me cry randomly. Though TBH I also cry in LotR when anyone picks up their sword and runs into battle screaming the name of their home. I didn’t even realize how ravenous I was for a female version of that.
I was looking down at my phone messaging my date for the
fifth time asking him where he was while pacing back and forth in front of the
movie theater ticket booths. I turned around to walk back to the other side of
the booths when I walked straight into the chest of a tall man. I dropped my
phone in surprise and yelped slightly. How
embarrassing, I thought. The tall
guy, being less startled then I, bent down and picked my phone up and handed it
back. I quickly glanced at his faced, curly dark hair in a beanie, brown eyes,
and a slight beard. Then I stammered out an apology.
“It’s okay. I hope your phone’s okay,” he replied calmly. He
flashed me a quick smile and then my phone dinged. It was my date, saying that
he couldn’t make it and that he was sorry. My face fell and I glanced around
trying to decide what to do now. My eyes caught on the guy who’d picked up my
phone. He was looking back at me with a slight smile as he stood by the ticket
booths. I tried to smile back, but I think it came out more as a grimace. The
guy was with four other people, two other guys, one of which had blue hair, and
two girls, the blonde was holding the hand of the other dark haired guy. I bet they’re going to have a fun evening, unlike
me, I thought. I looked at the
movies that were showing that evening; The Space Between Us, Rings, Youth in
Oregon, etc. I was supposed to see Rings with my date. I normally hate horror
movies, but if I’m with someone I’m okay. I didn’t know if I should still go
see it. I’d heard people say that it’s really good and really creepy. Well I might as well still try and watch it,
if I don’t like it I can just leave. I shouldn’t let my stupid date spoil my
night out, I thought decisively.
I bought myself a ticket and some sour patch kids and walked
into the theater. I walked down the left side row looking for a seat near the
wall and away from anyone. I sat down and opened my candy, but waited to eat
them until the movie actually started. As I was waiting, I looked around to see
who had come to see the movie. Sitting in the middle and a bit behind me, was
the guy I had run into and his friends. I quickly glanced away before he saw me
looking at him. He’s not too bad looking
now that I actually look at him, I thought with a smile. Then the movie
started and I instantly regretted everything. I hate horror movies and this
movie was so fricking creepy and scary. I kept jumping at the slightest thing.
I was also extremely self-conscious and uncomfortable. Maybe I should just leave. This is sooo not worth it, I thought
looking around. Just when I had mustered the courage to get up and leave,
someone sat down next to me. I looked over stunned and realized that it was the
guy I had walked into earlier. My face turned red and I looked down at my sour
“I’m guessing you’re not a fan of scary movies,” the guy
asked, sort of matter-of-factly.
“Uh no, not especially. I was supposed to be with someone,
but they didn’t come,” I said, hoping that it was dark enough that the guy
couldn’t see my red, embarrassed face. Out of the corner of my eye I could see
him looking at me and I glanced at him quickly and then back to my candy. I
decided to be nice and offered some to him, he took some and then introduced
himself as Tyler.
“I’m (Y/N),” I said. He smiled and then focused his
attention back to the movie. I glanced back at his friends that he had left for
me and saw that they were all glancing between myself and Tyler and then to
each other. They were all grinning for some reason. I focused back on the movie
and continued to eat the sour patch kids. As soon as I did that, a jump scare
happened. I wanted to run away and bury myself in a pile of blankets.
“God dammit,” I muttered while focusing on the candy.
“Hey (Y/N), you’re okay. Don’t worry – I’ll protect you from
the scary monsters,” he said with a smirk. Is
he making fun of me? I’m not some wimpy girl that needs protecting, I
thought bitterly. First my date stood me up and now this guy I don’t know if
making fun of me for not liking the movie. I stood up and walked out of the
theater, probably with an angry look on my face. When I got out of the theater
and into the fresh air, I leaned my head against the wall. God damn everything today, I thought dejectedly. Today had been
such a bad day, all I wanted to do was go to bed.
“Hey,” a voice startled me out of my thoughts and I spun
around looking for the source. It was the guy I had run into, Tyler.
“Yes? What? Need to make me jump some more so you can
laugh?” I said harshly. He looked hurt, but I wasn’t in the mood to be nice.
“I wasn’t making fun of you in there. I was trying to help,”
he said quickly. I sneered in response. “I don’t like horror movies either. I
only went because my friends dragged me along. I saw you jumping during the
movie and I thought that having someone next to you might be comforting and
when I said the thing about protecting you from the monsters… well I don’t
really know why I said that. I think I was just trying to sound cool or brave…”
“Oh. That’s actually a really nice thought,” I muttered
slightly astounded. Here I was thinking he was a total jerk and actually he was
trying to be nice to me. Damn, I
thought looking him over more closely. He was tall and sturdily built. His
hands were dancing around as he tried to decide what to do with them. Little
curly bits of his hair poked out of his grey beanie and he had a slight beard
forming along his jaw line. His eyes were a soft brown with real compassion
shining through them.
“I’m sorry I was so rude to you,” I said remembering how I
snapped at him. “I’ve had a really bad day, and then my date stood me up, and
then I thought you were making fun of me and I was just not in the mood for
“It’s okay. Totally understandable. Everyone has bad days, I
just didn’t want to add to it,” he said, a smile coming back to his face. I
realized how nice his lips looked and I couldn’t help but bite my own. Then I
gave myself a quick mental slap and looked around.
“Um so uh, I don’t want to keep you from the movie. I’m sure
your friends are wondering where you are,” I stuttered out.
“Eh, it’s fine. I wasn’t into the movie anyways. Would you
mind if I kept you company? We could get a drink or some food… or we could just
walk around,” he said glancing around.
“A walk would be good. Maybe that’ll calm me down.”
“Shall we then?” he said motioning down the street. I nodded
and then started walking. I realized I still had the sour patch kids in my hand
so I ate one and then offered some to Tyler. He took a few and looked at the
street thoughtfully. I kept glancing at him from the corner of my eye as we
shared the sour patch kids. We walked in silence until we came to a playground
with a swing set. I immediately headed straight for it without waiting to see
if Tyler would follow. Luckily he did follow and he laughed slightly as he saw
where I was going. I smirked to myself and sat on one of the swings and started
to rock myself back and forth. I kept my eyes trained on my feet, but I could
feel Tyler watching me.
“You know, you’re really pretty. And I mean like gorgeous
pretty,” he said slightly awkwardly. I glanced over at him smiling. He was
blushing, but also smiling. I stood up and slowly walked in front of him. I had
a half smirk, half smile on my face.
“You really think I’m pretty?” I said with a devious smile.
He swallowed as he quickly glanced at me. Then he took a breath and steeled his
“Yes I do,” he said matter-of-factly. I slowly advanced on
Tyler until he was standing up, but leaning backwards on the swing seat and I
was directly in front of him. He kept glancing at my lips and I bit mine as I
looked at his. I took another step forward and leaned forward until our lips
were almost touching, but then I stopped. I looked at his eyes until he made
eye contact with me, and then I turned around and walked away towards the
jungle gym. I could only imagine the look on his face. I looked over my
shoulder and he was still standing/leaning on the swing watching me. I climbed
up the jungle gym until I was leaning against a pole on an upper platform. I
looked back at Tyler and gave him a big mischievous grin. He shook his head and
smiled back. Then he followed me up the jungle gym. He leaned against a pole
opposite me, but didn’t approach. Boys are used to girls going to them, but I
like to make the guy come to me.
“I’m not going over there if that’s what you’re waiting
for,” I said with a smirk.
“What if I’m just admiring the view,” he said with his own
smirk. After another moment he pushed off the pole and approached me. He put
his hands on the jungle gym on either side of me, giving me nowhere to run to.
He stared intently at my eyes and I refused to break contact with his or move a
muscle. Surely enough, he broke contact and glanced at my lips. I licked them
and smirked again. His eyes glowed like embers and he slowly moved his face
closer to mine. He stopped right before our lips touched and he stayed there,
refusing to move further. I looked into his eyes and then I closed the
distance. His lips were soft and the kiss was slow at first. Then I broke the
kiss off, but I didn’t move away. I waited – feeling the tension of the moment,
and then he grabbed my neck and the back of my head and kissed me with all the
passion and tension that was in his eyes. I kissed him back with all the pent
up emotion I felt and the butterflies that Tyler made me feel in my stomach.
After a few moments, a mixture of shouts and laughter
erupted from the street. Tyler pulled back, but didn’t let go of my neck. He
didn’t turn around, he just bent his head in what seemed to be embarrassment.
“Damn them,” he muttered. Then he looked back up and me and
planted another kiss on my lips. “Those are my friends. They’re very nice
people, but they’re also very loud and sort of nosy. Sorry.”
“It’s okay,” I laughed. I peered around him and sure enough
his friends from the movie theater were standing by the entrance to the park.
Smiles were visible on all of their faces. Tyler sighed and then turned around.
Anon. requested: “This could be hc or a fic but reader and Evan go to a wilderness camp (trees!!) (they don’t know that the other is going) they end up thinking Evans name is a girls name (like evana or something like that idk) and you get put in a cabin together (like each cabin has two people or something ) and it’s too late to change so you spend the summer basically living together and find out you actually really like each other maybe smut idk”
THIS IS REALLY LONG SORRY
I liked this a lot!!! So here’s my first headcanon feel free to request more!!!
Warnings: smut smut smUT SMUT
-Heidi probably saw the camp on Facebook and signed Evan up bc “you need to get out of the house” and “you’ll like it look at all the nature!! Trees!!!”
-hes low key hype bc there’s so many new trees!! he’s only seen pictures of them!!! now he’ll get to go and see them irl!!
-but also high key anxious™ because he knows he’ll have to interact with all new people
-and he’s not all excited about having to share cabins with people but hey at least it’s boys with boys and girls with girls, right? (wrONG)
-you’re going bc you wanted a change of scenery
-you’re v outdoorsy and have unfortunately already seen everything to see in your town nature wise, and even been on hikes and walks outside your town.
-you saw the camp and were like “why not, new people, new scenery”
-you and Evan go to the same school btw you know each other but don’t talk. You’ve seen him around and smile at him in hallways and class and such but it’s just bc you’re nice.
-usually he tries to smile back but just averts his eyes and walks
-you’re just so nice to him?? and he doesn’t understand but he definitely has a low key crush on you
-like you know what I mean he isn’t pining after you very much but he low key would date you and wants to ask you out but he’s so anxious and you’re so pretty?
-you get to the camp first and go to information station and get ur cabin # and roomie name
-it says Evana Hansen (eh-vawn-uh)
-“wow what a cool name hehe that sounds a lot like that Evan kid at school wonder if they’re related”
-“wow that would suck if they are why would you name your kids so closely” ((side note fun fact my friends Mom almost named her and her twin Alexander and Alexandria yikes))
-so you go to the cabin and choose a bed and start putting some clothes in the dresser and closet on that side of the cabin
-door opens, you turn around to greet evana
-ur met with a very red, shocked, Evan
-“oh, hey? I think you have the wrong cabin, sorry?”
-“n-no so-orry they, uh, they had my n-name as E-evana? A-and though I-I-I was a girl I g-guess, sorry”
-“oh, haha, that sucks. Well, hey roomie, I’m y/n”
-hes just so shook bc you’re not like freaking out?? He thought you’d say he was a creep and that he probably hoped they’d think he was a girl and put him in a cabin with a girl or something
-but you’re so nice to him and you introduce himself and then the whole “I know” scene happens"
-“you know?” “Yeah well I’ve just seen you in science class and you know a lot about nature and trees and stuff and I just really like trees” or something along those lines
-you ask him his favorite tree and he’s so shocked bc!! That’s like such a weird thing for someone to have and you actually thought he might have a fav tree!! And he does!!
-you guys talk for a while about trees and nature in general until it’s time for dinner and then he’s all nervous about it
-so he’s definitely fidgeting with the hem of his shirt and you notice and recognize his tick and carefully take his hand in yours
-he jumps a bit and at first you’re like “ah shit sorry I should’ve asked you just looked nervous i was trying to help calm you”
-and he just kinda stutters that is okay but he’s blushing so much
-so for the next couple weeks of camp you guys have this best friends relationship and talk and hang out even when you don’t have to and stay up late talking together
-and then there’s a few movie events at camp where you can lay out a blanket on the lawn and watch horror movies (mostly cabin in the woods type bc teenagers are fucking masochists) on a big screen
-you love horror movies and were hype to go and Evan is like meh not so much but he’s still gonna go he’s just gonna probably cry a lil bit
-but he ends up getting the courage to ask you out to go
-“do y-you maybe wanna, go to th-th-that, uh, that horror m-movie, uh, to-together? I mean I guess we’re already going together but like together together like as a d-date” he speaks hella fast and ur just
-“Evan, honey, calm down, yes I’d love to go on a date with you” and he’s just a happy blushing mess
-you kiss his cheek and go out to the dining hall and he blushes again
-he doesn’t know you heard him go “yES!” when you left but you did and giggle until he catches up to you.
-low key holding hands under the table from now on
-so Evans a nervous wreck during the movie bc it’s scary and creepy
-and it’s Friday the 13th so he’s all kinda of freaking out bc there’s a big lake near the camp you’re at
-(you notice he tries to stay far from the lake there ever since y'all watched the movie)
-you see this and stroke your thumb on his hand
-jump scares definitely scare and make him jump and he squeezes your hand a bit each time so you just lay your head on his shoulder and kiss his cheek every once in a while
-he’s hella blushy at the nude scenes
-but y'all survive the movie and hold hands walking back to the cabin
-and you get there and he’s still hella freaked out so when you come out of the bathroom after putting in pajamas you see him sitting on his bed fidgeting and sit next to him and just hug him
-after a few minutes you get up to go to your own bed and he just holds on
-“p-please don’t l-leave”
-so you cuddle all night and it’s kinda awkward and clumsy but it’s still so warming and comforting
-you guys keep going to some of the movies but none of the really creepy cabin in the woods ones (no matter how much you want to)
-you take the time that almost all of camp is at movies to go on cute little dates and walks together and you just talk and maybe make out a little (you guys had your first kiss the morning after that first movie and like two weeks later he got comfortable enough to do some light making out)
-and then sometime a month and a half after y'all do the nastayyyy
-okay but they’re playing Nightmare On Elm Street and you both decided the last thing Evan needs is to be afraid to sleep so you guys definitely skip this one.
-You chill out at the cabin instead and just talk and cuddle
-you guys kiss and start to make out
-you were both sitting on his bed (which is both of yours now lets be real yall fall asleep cuddling there like every night) at first but after like five minutes you’re straddling him and sitting in his lap with your arms around his neck loosely.
-you can definitely feel the tent in his pants get bigger after you’ve been sitting in his lap for a while and moved a bit to adjust your position and pull back
-“o-oh go-od i-I’m sorry I-I get it I-if y-you wanna dump m-me and g-get a n-new cabin n-now”
-“Evan it’s fine… do you want me to, maybe, help you out?” ;))
-“oh, uh, y-yeah, I-if you want though”
-so you go back to making out and slowly make your way to his jawline and neck and start with kissing lightly but after a moment you’re giving him hickeys around the neckline of his t-shirt.
-he just mOANS but he’s so embarrassed by it and blushes
-he’s rolling and unrolling the hem of your shirt now and you pull back and put your hands on It like you’re gonna take it off
-you look at him like ‘is this okay?’ And he just nods (a little excitedly and it’s just so cute’
-so you slowly take your shirt off and fling it onto your bed and he just doesn’t know what to do so you slowly take his hands, again checking to make sure it’s okay, and direct them to your chest.
-at first they just sit there but eventually he starts to slowly massage them
-you bite your lip and ur slightly holding back a moan but also wishing he would pick up the pace a bit
-you reach for his shirt and he tenses but give you the okay and you take it off and fling it to yours
-your hands instantly rest on his chest and you’re just shook because he seems like he’d be a baby and have like no hair but he’s got a hella hairy chest
-and it def turns you on a bit more
-after some more making out he eventually lets his hands travel to your back and he fumbles with the clip but gets your bra off pretty fast
-Youre hella impressed like that was good for his first time
-he kisses your lips and slowly and hesitantly travels down to kiss your jaw and then collarbone and then the top of your breast
-he leaves a hickey there and you just let out a moan and man that turns him on
-this boy definitely could get off to your pleasure and moans
-after a while you stand to take off your shorts and he slips his off too real quick
-you push him to lay back on the bed and climb on top and straddle him again
-you grind down a bit and he lets out a groan and it’s so deep and turns you tf on
-you lean down and kiss his Adam’s apple and then down his neck and leave more hickeys on his his collarbone and he moans and rests his hands on your waist
-he’s rubbing the fabric of your panties between his thumb and finger and you can tell he’s low key itching to get it off so you stand up to do so and he has this look of realization
-“uh, do you have a condom?”
-at first you’re like shit and upset but remember you have a few still in your backpack
- thank god ou never empty the small pockets and you brought this bag
-hes so relieved and watches as you take your panties off and walk over and slowly pull his boxers down
-hes leaning against his elbows (and looks hella hot with the amount of hickeys and his swollen lips and bare chest) and blushes when his member springs free
-youre kinda rushing and rip the condom open and quickly put it on his cock and he’s just biting his lip
-“have you ever done this before?” “N-no, sorry, I-is that a problem?” “No, it’s fine, babe, I’m just gonna take the lead”
-climbing on top again you give him a gentle kiss and sit up, slowly lowering yourself onto him
-he suppressed a moan and you bite your lip, making sure he’s okay before you start riding him
-hes a groaning mess and he slowly stars to thrust up every time you slam down onto him
-your hands travel to his hair and you lace your fingers through it
-he definitely finds this hot and has a kink like this, not necessarily hair pulling but just running fingers through his hair
-your eyes are closed so you don’t notice his hands move to rest on your waist until they’re there and then his thumb is at your core
-you shudder a bit at the contact and he slowly starts to rubs your clit a bit and you moan so loud
-you both come within a minute after that and when your done you tie up and throw the condom away and cuddle
-after putting on underwear at least because you both agree sheets and blankets on your dick/vagina is hella weird feeling
-needless to say you both are very glad you came to camp :) ;)
-youre both glad you came to camp because you both came at camp ((BRB DELETING MY BLOG IM SORRY FOR THAT))
Prisoners of Love Discussion Part 2: Horror and Cartoons
Okay, let’s talk about a tragically underused element of Danny Phantom: horror.
The tone of this show was all over the place at times, but more often than not, it tended to lean on the side of comedy. That’s fine and all, but it’s a real shame when there was so much potential for spookiness. It’s a show about ghosts, after all.
trolls is such a strange movie….like its concepts are so cute and you know… very clearly aimed at small children. and its colorful and fun and upbeat. but then it drops lines like “little slappy make daddy happy” and i just. don’t know how to feel about that.
we got the houseclean for the landlord to do a walkthru
(mostly the husband, while I was sleeping, he has evil insomnia, but now our house is so pretty?)
and then we got a realtor
and actually went and looked at a house
with a horror movie room, istg
it made me think of that twitter spiel that’s been wandering around, with the lady who said she suddenly realized she was every dumb white lady in every horror movie ever and all because of some roses and a porcelain tub? I mean, we actively noticed the creepy, but still
for one thing the place didn’t smell right
the realtor was all, dogs maybe?
but I’ve been in scuzzy pet stores and shelters, I’ve known people who had sick pets or sick people and got behind with the pets
it was not dogs
(speaking of, they just had the dogs in the backyard, running around while no one was home, so not only is that not safe for the dogs, we the people viewing the house couldn’t actually look at the back of the house, or the foundation, or the yard, or the fence, because free-range unknown dogs jumping about.)
the smell also wasn’t, you know, oh we forgot to take the trash out and it sat for a week, or oops we should’ve shampooed the rugs this was
unpleasant and yet completely unidentifiable
(I mean, I don’t think it was a dead body smell, to judge from previous experience with roadkill and that one time we got squirrels in the walls when I was a kid? but it was not a good thing either)
and one of the bedrooms was locked
including the one from the bathroom, like, have you ever seen a bedroom-to-bathroom door that is lockable from inside the bedroom rather than the bathroom?
and no one was home, but both doors were locked so like … how did the owner get in there?
why would you lock a door when you have an appointment for a realtor to show your house so people have to be able to walk through it?
woah I actually got teary while reading your recent post. I'm so invested ahhh
i got teary looking at this ask!! you’ve got me emotional by telling me that my posts make you emotional!!! omg. i never thought i’d EVER be the type of simblr who’d have such interactive followers and receive asks like this, or the type of simblr who’d make friends here, and have fucking awesome asks to answer from the best followers ever.
even this tiniest, most casual ask makes me smile so much. ones like these, talking to me about my story, they seriously make me feel like i’m on top of the world. i feel like i’m really able to connect with you guys through these asks which sounds silly but, i love it so much!!
i love you guys, and i appreciate every single one of you, and every like, and comment, and ask, and reblog, and message. even those of you who just lurk around - i know you’re there!!! i love you too!!!!!
can’t thank any of you enough for how wonderful you all are to me. i don’t deserve any of it but i appreciate it so, so much!