this movie was so bad tho

ok so in the timeless classic Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement it is declared that mia can’t be queen without a husband, but the law as it is stated is “Genovia shall have no queen lest she be bound in matrimony” and in fact makes no mention of a husband and all im saying is that mia really should have married lilly and they should have been double queens together

anonymous asked:

thor's short hair makes me so mad cause i first saw it and i was like "hey, chris hemsworth is doing another movie!" which is obviously a bad thing since the look of the movie doesn't give off thor vibes. i literally thought it was some sorta john carter movie im shaking in my boots I MISS THE LONG HAIR

Boyfriend! Daniel Kang

Okay so I know I’m a hiatus and all but like Daniel Kang is my bby and like I love him so much so here we go

  • you’re Woojin’s older sister and after watching Produce 101 you can say you’re voting for him and Woojin
  • glad that someone there’s to take care of your lil bro
  • a cute someone 
  • you show up to the final show bcus you’re a “loving sister” but really it’s because of Daniel Kang and his hip thrusts
  • remembers the sorry sorry fancam
  • anywho
  • Daniel gets in to the top 11 (he better or else Mnet is gonna catch these hands) and you were probably the loudest lol
  • but your sad af because Woojin didn’t but that’s okay since he’s a little baby that has a lot of time to grow
  • •you meet up with Woojin afterwards and guess who’s with him
  • the one and only DANIEL KANG
  • being he responsible sister you are, you thank Daniel for taking care of your little brother 
  • daniel’s like ‘no problem, he’s like my son’
  • ’…’
  • then you both burst out laughing cus y'all are weirdos
  • you exchange numbers before he has to leave and you could have sworn he winked at you
  • like no
  • leave the winking to Jihoon
  • feeling attacked by his wink
  • he texted you a few days later and you’re just like
  • ‘oh’
  • ‘OH’
  • you guys hit it off and those texts became physically hanging out with him, Woojin and Woojin’s omma Seongwoo
  • sometimes it was only you and Daniel which you wee totally fine with
  • eventually you and Daniel started getting closer and the classic you liked him and he liked you thing happened
  • eventually he asked you out on a date and everything would be fine from there
  • moving on to actual boyfriend!Daniel
  • lots and lots of skinship
  • back hugs for days
  • will squeeze the fuck out of you whenever he can
  • legit you can’t get him off of you
  • like his arms are wrapped around your waist and his chin is resting on your head / shoulder
  • kind of clingy but that’s okay since he’s being cute about it
  • holds your hand 25/8
  • his grip is pretty tight because he doesn’t want to lose you but it’s not too tight since he doesn’t want your fingers to lose circulation
  • doesn’t mind a lot of PDA
  • love it actually
  • you’re his and he’s your’s
  • says the most cheesy and cliche lines ever
  • ‘if you were a booger, I’d pick you first’
  • ‘ew get a life’
  • 'you are my life’
  • 'okay I admit that was kind of smooth’
  • fights over books are normal too
  • 'HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN PERCY JACKSON’
  • 'istg Daniel, I will super glue that mouth of yours and force you to watch the Percy Jackson movies while listening to me rant on how horrible they are’
  • 'I love you babe’
  • 'that’s what I thought’
  • he’s really caring tho and will like always be there for you
  • if he notices that you’re having a bad day, he’ll come over with ice cream
  • will climb through your window if he had to but most of the time Woojin just opens the door
  • he’ll just sit on your bed and pull you on him so that you’re sitting on his lap with your chin on his shoulder
  • will wrap an arm around you and the other one will be petting your hair because he knows you like that
  • wouldn’t make you talk about it but you eventually open up anyways because this boy just wants to make you happy
  • you end up eating ice cream and cuddling all day
  • make sure to offer Woojin some too for letting Daniel in
  • taking care of his cat when you visit him
  • he calls you their mother because to be honest you really are that cat’s mother
  • he likes giving you forehead kisses
  • that way he doesn’t have to bend down 
  • he also likes giving you nose boops because he’s cute like that
  • story time!!!
  • includes a “makeout session” but not really since I totally don’t know how to write that shit
  • so you and Daniel were hanging out at your place aka your parents house
  • y’all were cuddling and doing your usually cute thing since he’s just like that and yeah
  • suddenly you get bored and his face is a lot more interesting then the movie
  • you noticed how kissable his lips are because they really are 
  • i’m not the only one right?
  • and he notices that you’re not playing attention so he’s becomes his cheeky self
  • ‘is my face just that handsome?’
  • you’re like 
  • ‘what, no, ew, get away from me’
  • but you’re face is like all red so he knows that you were totally checking him out
  • he laughs and leans in to kiss you
  • you kiss back of course
  • that somehow escalated and now you guys are making out on the couch and his hands are up you’re shirt
  • oops
  • suddenly the front door opens and Seongwoo, Woojin and some produce 101 winners walk in with a cake
  • you probably heard a high pitched scream that belonged to your little brother
  • ‘wow, I know we told you to distract her but this was not what we wanted’
  • and you’re all like ‘wtf is going on’
  • then you realized something
  • ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N’
  • wow you forgot your own birthday
  • nice going y/n
  • so that’s the story of why you and Daniel should never make out in the living room 
  • basically stan Daniel Kang and fight Mnet with me if he doesn’t debut
GROUPCHAT - Xmen x Reader

I decided to try something new. This is going to be trash! I’m sorry for it being on your dash. I didn’t actually plan this, I just kept going. You can request a group chat, and be sure to tell me who you want in the group chat. -Thai💖
___________________________________________

Jubes💖:
Hey guys! We should go to the mall.

Scotty😎:
Again?!? Jubilee no.

Jean:
This is the 6th time this week!

Y/N👑:
And this will be the 6th time getting kicked out…hmm I wonder why?

Warren:
It was an accident! Not my fault my wings are huge. But you know what else is huge, ladies 😉

Bamf💙:
My love for god?

Jubilee💖:
Kurt, never change.

Wanda🔮:
Leave it Warren or Peter to make it inappropriate

Speedy:
You shouldn’t even get that reference! You’re a baby!

Wanda🔮:
I’M YOU’RE YOUNGER TWIN SISTER! I AM NOT A BABY!

Jubilee💖:
Anymore, back on a more important topic. Mall?

Ro⛈:
How about we just stay in and watch a movie? I like watching American films!

Bamf💙:
Me too! They are very interesting!

Alex💥:
They are very boring, especially the romantic ones. They are so predictable!

Scotty😎:
I gotta agree with my bro. Romcoms are boring.

Speedy:
Now action movies on the other hand. Very fun to watch. There’s always a hot girl.

Scotty😎:
That’s true. May I add that the hot girls body is always amazing.

Jean:
So is that why you have so many action movies? To watch the hot girls, Scott?

Speedy:
Damn Scott. Now be careful with your answer.

Y/N👑:
Well there goes the movie idea…how about camping?

Ro⛈:
Camping sounds fun.

Jubes💖:
Gross! Bugs everywhere! You’re sleeping on the ground! Bad wifi! May I add NO BATHROOMS!

Wanda🔮:
I agree with Jubilee. Camping is a no.

Bamf💙:
I have never been camping before. Y/N we can go camping 😄

Jubes💖:
On second thought. I’ll go.

Alex💥:
Someone’s jealous

Warren:
👀

Speedy:
👀

Wanda🔮:
👀

Y/N👑:
👀

Ro⛈:
Question is of tho☕️👌🏼

Jubes💖:
I hate all of you.

Jean:
Minus one of us buts that none of my business

Speedy:
Ooo burn! Get it..because she’s all hot and firey and stuff?

Scotty😎:
Did you just call my girlfriend hot😡

Speedy:
At least I didn’t say she has an amazing body☕️👌🏼 She totally does though. Jean, you got some nice legs.

Jubes💖:
GROSS! PETER!

Warren:
He’s not wrong.

Y/N👑:
He is not.

Alex💥:
Not at all. If you think of it. All the females on the team have amazing bodies.

Wanda🔮:
Not I, but all my team mates look amazing.

Warren:
You have a nice ass🍑

Speedy:
What you say bird boy?

Warren:
What? She has an amazing ass. All the girls do.

Warren had been removed by Speedy.

Speedy has left the chat.

Wanda🔮:
I got to go save a team mate.

Wanda🔮 had left the chat.

Alex💥:
He’s not wrong about Wanda’s ass but Y/N’s has the best ass. Hands down.

Ro⛈:
Why do you look upon our asses?

Alex💥:
No one here can say they haven’t looked at Y/N ass. Maybe Kurt but I highly doubt it.

Jubes💖:
As much as I hate the fact we jumped off topic and is now talking about asses, Alex has a solid point.

Scotty😎:
Y/N, I’m not admitting that I look at your ass but you have a nice ass.

Y/N👑:
Thank you butterscott, you have…nice lips and hair.

Jean:
I just want to state the fact that I can read thoughts. @Scott

Jean has left the chat

Scotty😎:
Jean!

Scotty😎 has left the chat

Ro⛈:
Poor kid. So movie or camping?
___________________________________________

And I’m going to end it right there. This was messy and sloppy but oh well.

skams third season has ended

we have to wait until the end of February / begin of March for new episodes so i wanted to make a list of what to watch next

there is simply no show like skam and we all have fallen in love with isak and even this season, their relationship is so important to me

being gay made it really hard to find representation in media so this post focuses on the happy and positive portrayal of lgb teenagers in movies and tv series


Obvious shows like the fosters, shameless, pll, the 100, skin, glee, degrassi, buffy… are excluded from this list, many of them are too well known already, not really happy or good


but im a cheerleader: 

this comedy from 1999 is about megan who gets send to conversation therapy by her concerned friends and parents, sound terrible but is acutally really funny and cute and has a happy ending, natasha lyonne (from oitnb) plays the lead, its definitely more artsy, not as realistic as skam

the way he looks:

a brazilian movie about the blind, gay, 16 year old leonardo who falls in love with gabriel, the movie deals with self acceptance, first love, blindness, friendship and is really relatable, one of my favorite movies

the get down:

a netflix show (by baz luhrmann and nas!!!! even would love that) about the beginnings of hip hip and rap, has the best story line, music, characters, the most amazing girl friendship and a gay/bi character in a interracial relationship, just watch it, will be worth it, literally one of the best shows of 2016 (also the second part of the first season airs soon)

jongens:

a dutch coming out movie, Sieger meets Marc who becomes a member of his athletics team and they fall in love, really nice and realistic, i recommend this to everyone, i just love this movie so much

zomer:

also a dutch movie, about an interracial lesbian relationship, seems nice and there was a good review of it but i didnt watch it yet so it may or may not be good or have a happy ending

eyewitness:

got really popular on tumblr so you may know it, its a bout two gay teens who witness a triple homicide, its more of a crime but with gay main characters, based on a norwegian series, i also recommend that (its low budget and bad but i liked it)

pariah:

2011 movie about a 17 year old African american lesbian, not completely happy end (still happy tho), cinematically good

tschick:

a german road movie about two 14 year old boys, i loved the book and they finally made a movie!! one characters gay, doesnt really focus on that but its one of the only german movies with non-white gay character so yeah…

show me love:

swedish movie about two girls in love, it is the best teenage lesbian movie, omg i love this one

closet monster:

more like a horror movie, a bit confusing, about the gay teenager oscar, kinda happy ending?

moonlight:

2016 movie about an african american gay man, the movies is parted into three parts of his life, one is his teenage life, one of the best movies this year, 99% on rotten tomatoes

hidden kisses: 

about a 16 year old boy who falls in love with a class mate, they face a lot of bulling, may have a sad ending, i can´t find something about the end and i havent watch it

i killed my mother: 

a movie by xavier dolan, hes gay himself and play the main character kits about the main characters relationship with his mother and his boyfriend, i really recommend this 

just watch any movie by xavier dolan

esteros:

a mexican movie about two men who were in love as kids and meet again as adults, has a 100% on rotten tomatoes

being 17:

french movie about an interracial relationship between two guys

casual:

in the second season the teenage daughter gets a girlfriend

in the flesh:

a zombie show, the main character is the pansexual kieren, this is one of the most beautful shows ive seen, i fell in love with it, but it git canceled way too soon

cucumber & banana: 

i watched this but i dont actually remember a lot, i think both center around the same group of lgbt characters, i belive its well made and good 




not so happy movies i wanted to include:

the summer of sanaile:
center of the world


movies that come out soon


simon vs the homosapiens agenda

heaters reboot with a black lesbian and a gender queer lead 

call me by your name

the miseducation of cameron post (movie adaption of the book, about a lesbian teenager)

as you are ( with amandla stenberg)


feel free to add more or to correct this if something is wrong

Reaction To You Accidentally Turning Them On In Public

NCT Hyung-Line  -  SM Rookies


Suggested: ‘Could you please do a NCT Reaction where you accidentally turn them on (or sth like that) when the other members are around? Please and Thank-you! xx’
NCT Hyung Line Reaction to you accidentally giving them a boner when the other members are around?

A/N: I also suggest reading this reaction from @nctreacting [It has a similar premise].
I’m actually kind of proud of this one, I wrote a lot-
- Admin Finn



Taeil:

Originally posted by taeiloves

In all honesty, it’d frustrate Taeil to an extent. He’d feel a bit bad, knowing you hadn’t intentionally chosen to wear the revealing silk blouse to give him a hard time.
He’d want you to know about his issue, having had fantasies of you blowing him behind the kitchen counter while the other members holler, enthralled by the movie in the other room. So, he’d be a bit flirtatious- you’re his S/O, he’s allowed to be. However, if he saw it was clearly not the right time or he was struggling with himself too much he may just be quiet, avoiding your touch as he tries to satiate his desire.
“It’s a bit revealing isn’t it?” he’d murmur, brushing his fingers over your blouse.
“Do you want some popcorn?”
“…..”


Johnny:

Originally posted by jonqins

This boi would think you did it on purpose, totally being oblivious to your oblivious nature.
He’d slither up behind you, wrapping his long arms around you as he whispers in your ear, pressing his erection against you.
“You planned this didn’t you?”
Silence.
“I’ll punish you later-”
“What the fuck are you talking about? I-Is that your boner?!”
“Shhh!”

He’d feel so utterly at a loss once he realizes it was unintentional… His next mission would be getting you to slip away with him to take care of him.


Taeyong:

Originally posted by haetenyong

Taeyong would be clingy™
He’d want you to notice his problem and would whine quietly to you.
“Look what you do to me,” he’d whine.
“You’re such a pervert… How did you get like this?”
“You have to take care of it”
he’d whisper in a hushed tone frantically.
“Later-”
The rest of the evening he’d be like a child, trying desperately to hide the bulge in his jeans and whining to leave the party. He’d get to a point where he’d probably get annoyed, his nostrils flaring as Jaehyun kept you at the door, talking about their new manager.


Yuta:

Originally posted by taeyonggi

He’d give you the fucking look™
You’d know what was up, a bit flustered he felt that way- because you couldn’t think of what would possibly get him excited so easily.
“W-What are you going to do?”
“I can control it,”
he’d assure, grinning slyly.
“O-Okay…”
He’d maybe go to the bathroom to adjust himself in his pants, but other than that he’d act pretty normal.


Doyoung:

Originally posted by dovounq

Honestly, he’d get irritated. He’d feel helpless, knowing you didn’t know and that the other members were around and nothing could be done. He’d be easily irritated, fuming to himself as he tries to quell his erection.
He’d probably spend the evening with himself, more quiet than usual.
“Do you want a drink?”
“Why would I want a drink?! Does it look like I need one?! I can get my own-”


Ten:

Originally posted by nctaezen

Tries to let you know, but fails miserably. The other members would probably catch onto his indiscreet looks before you.
“Why do you keep making that face?”
“….”

As a result, instead of being clingy, he’d be a bit embarrassed and would keep to himself about his issue.


Jaehyun:

Originally posted by neotechs

Shit. He’s dealt with these before and likely be able to carry on like normal, sneaking frequent glances at you as he tugs the blanket from Johnny to cover his lap.
“OH mY gOD! JeFFrEy!” - Johnny Seo, points to him.
“Thanks.”
He’d be fine tho, acting like normal, he’d brush your worried gaze away as he leans in to murmur in your ear.
“If you feel bad maybe you can help me out later-”


WinWin:

Originally posted by chokemewinwin

He’d be so damn awkward. He’d probably distance himself from you silently as he tries to give his attention to the movie rather than the way you kept whispering in his ear about the movie.
“Want some popcorn?” Doyoung would ask, placing the bowl in Sicheng’s lap.
Popcorn goes everywhere.

  • hagemans: lol those tumblr kids are upset cuz we changed the hair on our main characters. so dramatic!!
  • fandom: no, the fandom is/was upset because the show is what inspired the movie and built the franchise in the first place. Changing designs for the movie is fine and makes sense for an alternate universe. However, it seems almost pointless to change the designs in such a way that the characters look almost completely new FOR THE SHOW, especially when it was initially implied that they would have completely new faces and hair styles. We wouldn't care if they only changed their hair, because change is good. But when you switch the faces and add traits that were never there, it only seems like you're trying to market towards a new audience and doing so for a quick buck. I mean, that's probably why the show was made in the first place, but it's almost painful to see it be made this obvious--especially when there isn't even much of a "new" fandom, which is what you claim this change was for. Additionally, if you wanted to make changes to character designs, it should have fit within the context of the show. People do not grow freckles or suddenly have them. Freckles disappear with age. Some people /can/ get new moles over their life-time, but that usually implies a sort of skin problem such as CANCER. If you wanted to give Nya different hair, you could have at least used a more interesting style. I mean, really?? Pixal and Skylar already BOTH have a ponytail, and the one Nya is supposedly "going to have" looks virtually the same as Pixal's but with a hair tie and a different color. You couldn't have given her long hair? Or maybe the odango hair style?
  • Overall, the movie designs are fine; but why change the designs for the movie when you're just going to copy and reuse them for the show? Instead of changing the characters and having to explain why they suddenly look so different (which makes for a poor story telling point), why not just "update" them; give them signs that they have aged (like longer hair, facial hair, definitive lines of adults, maturity, and more unique hair styles).
I’VE OFFICIALLY SEEN CMBYN

And I have to say a few things. 

Timmy’s acting is gorgeous, I’ve seen a lot about Timothée’s personality in interviews and such, and there is no Timmy in Elio, which I think is great because he gets so much in his role, you can’t even tell the difference, is like Elio is an actual person, like you and me.

Originally posted by 8oty

Originally posted by hadtochangemyurlbcpeoplesuck

It’s weird, like this is the same boy.

Oliver, ahh Oliver. I was hopping nothing less of Armie’s performance. He was hot, sensual, interesting, and super blond, wtf, have you guys seen that man’s eyelashes? Super long, ever longer than anyone’s life time. And the cruelty, at the end, he loves Elio, he does. But not enough. It’s funny because, there’s a part of the book and the movie where Oliver tells Elio “You care that much about what people say?”, but he’s the one who’s getting married with a girl, instead of being with the man he loves. Where’s the hypocrisy.

In Oliver’s case, it’s almost everything like Armie, funny and super lovable, the perfect role for him.

Originally posted by geekkusagi

Originally posted by timottheechalamet

And Micheal. He was the dad evryone would want to have. He knows the deal and Elio is super lucky to have him as his antecesor.

Oh and I almost forgot about Marzia. I felt so bad for her, and Elio, you son of a gun, using her like you did. I don’t even want to say it, but it felt like karma. You did to Marzia, what Oliver did to you, later. 

Probably no one’s gonna read this, but I really loved the movie, it got my heart and soul.

 If it doesnt get the “Best adaptation movie” Oscar or to “Best actor” to Timmy, justice does not exist.

everything i’m figuring out from the infinity war twitter yelling

because i just wanna put everything down somewhere. may be added to as it’s probably all wrong

  • steve’s a mess- “beard and messy hair, darker suit” not the nomad suit i dreamed off but stealth suit??
  • BUCKY’S AWAKE- “winter soldier and black panther leading armies” my baby is all grown up and killing people
  • peter’s spidey sense is now a thing?
  • thor got to earth with the guardians?
  • loki doesn’t die in the new thor movie!!!!!
  • gamora is gonna fuck shit up- preferably killing thanos
  • i didn’t see it anywhere but i still think that nebula and gamora should be the ones who finish thanos
  • nat and probably steve have gone into hiding/are undercover, explaining nat being BLONDE and steve’s general messiness 
  • tho again- could the russos finally be delving into steve’s PTSD because if so plEASE
  • eternal Lil Shit™ loki is on thanos’ side once again- marvel let my boy be a double agent or something
  • peter has the new suit from the end of homecoming- probs joined tony for something
  • the hulkbuster is back- tony’s attempt to defeat thanos???
  • bad feeling over steve- possibility of a Cap Death™
  • bad feeling over tony????? and peter???
  • peter apologising to bloodied tony???= classic Marvel Deflection™ petey is in the real danger?
  • thanos made a meteor storm?? attempting to do the whole end of the world thing
  • but if he’s able to do that, does this mean he’s got hold of the infinity gauntlet and all the stones?- tHAT MEANS…
  • vision is GONNA DIE
  • no signs of wanda- a Disgrace™
  • bucky has to have been woken up at some point in black panther and probs is working with t’challa to do something
  • MEANING buck is all good now?? yes?? GOOD
  • wakanda is still the best place in the world
RFA: Ur Fave Is Problematic

I was hungry while writing this so there might be lots of food references… I’m still working on contest prizes, so hopefully I’ll post more this week.

Yoosung

- Thinks gullible is written on every ceiling

- Forwards chain letters 

- Secretly checks the closet before sleeping

- Draws a bad smiley face on everything he cooks

- Scared of bugs

Zen

- Still thinks finger guns are cool  I do too its ok Zen

- Doesn’t know the irony of the student athlete meme 

- His photo album is 99% his own face

- Unintentional flirting

- Cries at movies especially ones he stars in

Jaehee

- Spends her paychecks on fangirl merch

- Doesn’t know how to flirt without dying inside might be dead inside already tho

- That one responsible friend

- Does the anime glass glint thing

- Prob a switch

Jumin

- Pretends he hates candy bars and sodas bc he can’t use a vending machine

- Still doesn’t know what a donut is

- Uses punctuation in texting

- His natural pose is “wine glass gently tilted towards lips” 

- “What does savage mean” 

Seven

- The only food he “cooks” is honey buddha chips and Dr. Pepper mixed together

- Almost burned down the house while trying to cook

- Does the wheezing laugh 

- Sends puns at 4 a.m. 

- No one can mute/block him 

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Okay, Atomic Blonde is amazing and here’s why (obviously spoilers below):
1. Badass female spy who kicks ass and takes names
2. BISEXUAL AND LESBIAN REP!!!
3. Non-sexualized fights scene for the female spy (like she gets real messed up)
4. Amazing cinematography
5. Bangin’ 80s jams
And like so much more.

I’ve already seen so many people on here complaining because Lorraine’s girlfriend dies. Yeah, that sucked and it would’ve been nice if they’d ended up together, but it genuinely made sense for that to happen. There was foreshadowing, dialouge, and plotlines that actually made sense for her death to happen. And like Lorraine is a spy? Literally everyone around her dies? And no, the girlfriend didnt die because she’s a lesbian or because “queer peoppe can’t be happy”. Lorraine’s husband/bf also died, so no, she didn’t die because she’s gay. She died because it made sense for the plot. No matter who Lorraine had been with, they would’ve died. It sucked that it was a girl that died, it did, but it was not to say that “she died because queer people can’t be happy!” Lorraine didn’t have a happy ending with this girl because of the life she chose (being a spy), not because she’s queer and the girlfriend (sorry I keep saying “the girlfriend”, I don’t remember her name) died because of something she did in the movie; again, not because she’s queer.

I’m also seeing that “she’s so sexualized tho with her outfits tho!” Um she likes to dress like that because it makes her feel badass. Aren’t you just as bad as those boys who say “leave something up to the imagination!” for saying that? She dresses like she does because she knows she looks great, she has confidence in herself, and likes how the clothes make her feel.

So PLEASE go see Atomic Blonde. It’s amazing and a lot of people on here will try to condemn it and tell you to boycott it, and try to make it do poorly, but that will give asshole movie producers ammo when they don’t want to make female-led action movies. AND also, it’s actually amazing.

SEE IT.

justice league thoughts - SPOILER HEAVY

PSA: these are all my personal opinions. don’t reblog this post with your “well, actually” because i don’t really care. make your own post to express your own opinions. 

- superbat: amazing incredible fantastic show shopping clared my skin watered my crops paid all my bills. i loved them so much. the movie straight up and super explicitly draws a parallel between diana coping with steve’s death with bruce (not) coping with clark’s. diana is literally like “dude u gotta move on” and bruce is like “listen when YOU lost the love of your life you went into isolation from mankind for a centurty so!!! leave me be!!!”. they were seriously like “yes these two relationships are the same and there’s no difference at all between them”. it was amazing. after they save the day and for a hot second it looks like clark and victor didn’t make it, bruce literally GASPS and shouts “clark!” and i just. he was so worried that he had lost clark again after getting him back i cry 😭😭😭 bruce is just in general SO IN AWE OF CLARK and clark finally gets to know bruce for who he is and they just CLICK INSTANTLY as soon as they are both in the right mindspace. bruce is made soft by clark’s softness in a way i didn’t dare to imagine even in my wildest dreams. i can’t believe i got to see that in the actual movie. i’m blessed.

- clois: lois and clark share a bond that is simply too profound to describe with words, and so, so tender. lois was underused in the movie, it wasn’t really about her like half of bvs was (the whole thing with lois being the key doesn’t come to play here at all, maybe they’re saving it for future movies, or maybe i can explain it as in “she’s the key to make clark see reason after he’s back to life” but idk it’s not explained in any explicit terms, it’s my idea), but anyway clark’s loss fucked her up in a very realistic way, and her relationship with martha kent was really really sweet.

- w*nderb*t: for various reasons i’m not a fan of this ship in general and particularly of the dceu version, and some comments by affleck made me fear the worst. but nothing happened between them at all, there was just some teasing from alfred to which bruce responded mostly by rolling his eyes. they also have a couple of disagreements, and the whole league but diana especially roast bruce until he’s extra crispy on all sides. it was great. drag him. also there’s a scene where diana sees bruce really hurt and helps him fix his shoulder, then they talk about some of diana’s issues and have a drink. it’s very sweet, but not romantic at all, imo. i kinda went “oh no” at first, but in the end i was very happy with the way it played out. ymmv of course, but i loved how their friendship was portrayed (i.e.: as a friendship)

- SO MANY SCENES OF BRUCE IN THE BATMAN COSTUME WITHOUT THE COWL AND THEY ALL RESPONDED TO MY VERY SPECIFIC PERSONAL NEED SO. THANK YOU.

- clark was so good and soft and i love him. the way he came back to life doesn’t really agree with how bvs ended (except if maybe the end of bvs was just a way to hint to the fact that he COULD be brought back. idk.) but i loved him so much. his chest hair? wow. 

- jason momoa as aquaman was amazing, and he got a couple of bullshit whedon lines but nothing too ugly. his scene with mera was incredible. would i let them both do unspeakable things to me? [maybe so meme]

- victor stone: my fave. very good emotional journey and very satisfying character development. especially cute are his scenes with diana and clark. he struggles a lot with what happened to him, but in the end he’s the key to saving the day, which i loved. so so so much love for him and ray did an amazing job.

- barry: i liked ezra in the role, but 90% of his lines are jokes. literally. only his scenes with his father aren’t played for laughs, and maybe one with batman (but still barry jokes throughout it). i had hoped to get more development out of him. kind of a pity tbh.

- diana: VERY good journey imo and i liked how they wrapped up her development with bvs and ww. her bigger issue comes from not being ready to lead a team, to tell people “fight for this, die for this” (very relatable and credible imo, even if she was trained as a warrior she never led an army) and is very beautiful how she comes to terms with it, the way she can still grow.

THE BAD STUFF:

- joss whedon: i’m an ex whedon fan. i watched firefly, buffy, angel, avengers and age of ultron, and i progressively realized that this was a sexist prick, not a feminist writer. we have all made mistakes. anyway. i know the whedon. i recognize the whedon when i see it. i hate the whedon. there’s a scene where barry finds himself with his face in diana’s boobs. he gets up super fast while she’s still lying on the ground and barely realizes what happened. @ joss that shit wasn’t funny when you pulled it on bruce banner and natasha romanoff in age of ultron years ago, and is still not funny now. stop doing it???? stop fucking doing it, goddammit. what is wrong with you. (so many things are wrong with him.)

- the jokes: this is linked with the joss whedon problem. too many, most of them not particularly funny, some of them inappropriate, a lot of them just there to ruin the fucking moment.

- the ass shots: there were a couple, which were a couple too many. all clearly from the whedon reshoots. also: the whedon reshoots are really noticeable, and really really obvious.

- the colors: the beautiful snyder colors i personally ADORED are gone. no one looks particularly bad tho, except clark. clark’s suit looks awful. AWFUL. it was kind of lucid and really just. just no. 

- the movie is so CLEARLY, PAINFULLY, HEAVILY cut. most of the scenes from the trailers aren’t in the movie at all. victor talking about the batman and “i’m real when it’s useful”, bruce and diana’s “more more or more less?” scene, a lot of material about victor and barry, “don’t engage alone, we do this together”, the “age of heroes” speech, batman’s “my turn”, parts of lois’ “dream” of clark, bruce staring at clark’s hologram, SO MUCH STUFF WASN’T IN THE MOVIE AND I’M SO FUCKING PISSED. i really really hope they release an extended zack snyder cut of the movie because i want those scenes back. i was promised those scenes and i want them back. wb and whedon need to stop fucking over my mans zack.

- the amazon costumes: all that wank about the amazon costumes? it’s absolute bullshit. those skimpy outfits are nowhere to be seen in the actual movie. amazons still fight in wedges (not even patty jenkins would change that, and just WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING THAT ?? that shit is not good) but they wear armor largely similar to what’s in wonder woman. there’s some armor that leaves their belly exposed but there were similar outfits in wonder woman too and they weren’t in an active combat situation while they were wearing those (the situation develops into combat, but unexpectedly so). i want everyone to apologize to zack snyder now lol.

TL;DR: joss whedon and wb are pieces of shit, zack snyder is a genius and i love him, superbat is real, i enjoyed most of the movie, i wish a lot of things were different but overall it could have been a lot of worse so. i’m okay. waiting to gif the hell out of it and reading all the beautiful fics!!!!