this movie was so bad tho

anonymous asked:

thor's short hair makes me so mad cause i first saw it and i was like "hey, chris hemsworth is doing another movie!" which is obviously a bad thing since the look of the movie doesn't give off thor vibes. i literally thought it was some sorta john carter movie im shaking in my boots I MISS THE LONG HAIR

Naruto/Beauty and the Beast AU

!!!POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR 2017 BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!!!

Ok so hear me out but I swear the live action movie fits the characters so well.

Beast - Obito 

  • Usually would help anyone he can but the day of the ball he was in a bad mood cause daddy issues and thus our story begins
  • Super awkward around pretty people (Read: Rin and Kakashi) and is just awkward in general
  • Didn’t like books when he was younger but his appreciation grew over the years because reading is really the only thing to do in the castle 
  • Legit loses the ability to speak when he sees the masterpiece that is Kakashi’s face for the first time
  • Knows Kakashi has a thing for his growl and he uses that to his advantage
  • A lot.

 Belle - Kakashi 

  • Loves reading
  • Even the pervy stuff
  • His favorite book is still Icha Icha Paradise
  • The villagers find him weird but damn is he pretty
  • Wears a mask so people will stop staring at him
  • His father has taught him lots of moves from his military days
  • Is 143% over Zabuza always following him and asking him out
  • His left eye gets scarred by the wolves when he tries to run from the castle the first time
  • Sadly a stick and a mean left hook doesn’t do much against a 150lb wild animal
  • Literally faints when he sees that library 
  • Somehow they even have Jiraiya-Sensei’s novels?!?! 
  • Slowly starts to like Obito as they bond over books
  • Frequently tells himself he’s not a furry
  • Finally takes off the mask when he meets Obito in the ballroom
  • Enjoys how Obito proceeds to forget how to function
  • After Obito is human he Cannot Handle that freaking growl it’s his weakness
  • Continues to tell himself he’s not a furry

 Maurice - Sakumo 

  • The village outcast that no one listens to ever since he was dishonorably discharged from the war
  • Teaches his son to protect himself
  • Mourns his wife every day
  • Needs to be protected

 Gaston - Zabuza 

  • Strongest fighter in the village
  • People are attracted to him because he has saved the village from bad people time and time again
  • Actually has a nice face under the wrappings
  • Noticed Kakashi first for his beauty but obsessed over him when he saw that even tho he’s a bookworm man can he kick some ass
  • Convinces himself Kakashi started wearing the mask to resemble him
  • He’s wrong. 
  • Cares for Haku but won’t admit it

LeFou - Haku 

  • Has dedicated his entire life to Zabuza
  • He loves him. 
  • Wants to please him and obeys his every order
  • He knows deep down Zabuza cares for him 
  • (He hopes) 
  • Hates Zabuzas obsession with Kakashi
  • Doesn’t like how Zabuza changes the further the plot moves along
  • Mourns Zabuzas death but realizes that things never would of worked out between them
  • Eventually finds happiness

 Mrs. Potts - Rin 

  • She’s like a sister to Obito
  • He had an awkward crush on her at one point but after the transformation it died out 
  • She tries to comfort Obito when she can but that usually results in Obito yelling at her to leave 
  • According to her Guy is the closest to getting smashed by Obito
  • She wishes she cared more about that happening then she actually does
  • Sakura helps her stay sane. 
  • Becomes instant BFFs with Kakashi
  • Recognizes how Obito feels before even he does
  • Deserves better

 Chip - Might Guy 

  • A Full Grown Man that for some reason sounds like a child after his transformation??? 
  • Boundless energy and is always trying to get Kakashi to drink out of him
  • Rin tries her best to keep him away from Obito so he doesn’t get annoyed and shatter him but she can’t be everywhere at once
  • Believes in the power of Love™ and Youth™ 
  • Is always super happy 
  • Always. 

 Cogsworth - Sasuke 

  • Is Eternally Suffering™ 
  • just Done. 
  • dealing with Naruto every hour of the day just takes its toll
  • claims he hates Naruto but is crushing so hard it’s painful to watch
  • also sometimes doesn’t find Sakura annoying
  • only sometimes
  • who are we kidding he crushes on her too

 Lumiére - Naruto 

  •  All that charisma and excitable energy is the bane of Sasukes existence
  • Flirts with Sakura and Sasuke like crazy 
  • but while Sakura ignores it, Sasuke doesn’t even notice he’s doing it
  • Honestly is beyond ready for Sasuke to realize how he feels
  • Cause it’s obvious.
  • So freaking obvious.
  • His dream scenario is getting both Sasuke and Sakura to date him
  • Since he still retains legs he can actually walk the steps to the other floors
  • Keeps his parents updated on how they’re doing
  • Loves watching them get so happy every time he tells them their spouse is doing just fine

 Plumette - Sakura 

  • Finds Narutos flirting equal parts entertaining and annoying
  • Wonders if it is possible to like two people at once because sometimes her heart skips when she looks at Sasuke AND Naruto????
  • Tries her best but come on she’s a flying feather duster what is she suppose to do??? 
  • She and Rin have nightly discussions about all the weird shit that happens in the castle
  • Rin is her only link to normalcy

Madame de Garderobe - Minato 

  • Every second Minato is awake he is longing for Kushina
  • He honestly just misses his wife
  • HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE?!?!?! 
  • Comforts Kakashi when he first gets to the room
  • He has good advice but is so Dramatic™ that Kakashi is initially put off
  • His only happy moments during the curse is when his son comes to visit him and tell him how Kushina is doing
  • The second he became human again he gave Kushina a hug that lasted exactly 10 minutes and 27 seconds
  • Proudly admits he cried the whole time during it

Maestro De Garderobe - Kushina 

  • She is always worried about Minato and has nightmares that he’ll never wake up again 
  • Her worries are only appeased when Naruto tells her how he’s doing
  • Silently roots for her son to win over both Sasukes and Sakuras heart
  • She doesn’t cry when she sees Minato again for the first time
  • She doesn’t dammit. 
  • Usually hates hugs and kisses but is happy to learn she can tolerate a crushing hug for 10 minutes and 27 seconds 
  • After that she goes on autopilot and punches the offending person
  • Of course Minato forgave her immediately

Enchantress/Agathe - Madara 

  • Gets pissed off super easy and Did Not Appreciate some kid trying to kick him back out into the rain
  • Like do you know what drenched hair looks like??? 
  • Not good that’s what
  • He grudgingly reverts Obito back once even he can see how much Kakashi and Obito love each other
  • Still super salty about the past tho

and then the rest of the other villagers can fill in for the other Naruto characters that didnt make the cut but like holy jesus this fits????? I admit I may have gone a bit overboard but come on. 

(and yes I was going for an OT3 along with Obito/Kakashi)

Why do people have to pit Shadowhunters and The Mortal Instruments against each other? It’s like comparing an apple and a banana. Everyone always says that they’re so different yet compare one another in the next breath. Just enjoy the fruit y'all.

modern outsiders headcanons because i love these with every fiber of my being

-johnny would loVE the plant aesthetic im talkin this kid has got like four cacti with names and shit
-pony&two bit are obsessed with marvel/star wars and are practically walking encyclopedias of the movies
-pony secretly likes the comics more than the movies tho
-soda’s selfie game is the best out of all of them
- Steve ‘do not drop a single fucking CRUMB in this car or I will PERSONALLY throw you out into the fucking STREET’ Randle
-darry is starting to get more heated during cooking competitions than football games
-two bit joins drama for the lols but actually ends up really enjoying it
-johnny&pony have the longest streak on snap chat and all they do is send each other either a black screens or the top of their forehead
-steve is so bad at keeping snap streaks and soda gets so pissed
-dally takes gym a lil too seriously
-dally only takes selfies of himself in the mirror but the flash is covering like his entire face and everyone is annoyed
-darry secretly has a meltdown every time he sees a dog and wants one so bad
-darry wishes there was a game like neko atsume for dogs
-every single one of them loves uptown funk and they have made a video star to it its so bad but they’re rlly proud of it

My ultimate dream has been, and always will be, to publish a novel that becomes famous enough that I see people discussing the characters and headcanons and falling in love with the characters I, too, have fallen in love with. Not in like “this better become a movie” way but just. to see everyone appreciate my characters. to have people ask questions and be excited about what will happen next. to surprise people. ahhhh

raphael biting simon for petty reasons tho (not too hard) like maybe he didn’t pay attention in training, maybe he didn’t feed for over four hours and nearly passed out or made a cheesy joke with a terrible pun. possibly a bite for comparing them to bad movie versions of vamps. what I’m getting at is passive aggressive biting and simon messing up on purpose until raphael catches on. after that it’s mutual. of course this is pre-betrayal so after, when he confronts simon he has to really work his jaw and control himself

Jumin Christmas Hc's

• Doesn’t enjoy watching home alone bc he criticizes the kid for being so violent.
- Critically analyses most cheesy Christmas movies and finds them stupid.
- If it makes MC happy tho he’ll sit through the pain called Christmas movies.


• You think 707 has a bad style? Just wait until u see a custom made Christmas sweater with a million of Elizabeth’s III’s on it, he has matching sweatpants and got the same for MC.
- The fabric is luckily not itchy , but comfy , mc wears it to sleep a lot in December.
- Jumin loves seeing u wear it and has V take photos of you.

- Loves cuddling with MC a lot ,, no matter what but it’s better in the winter.
- Forces MC to take selfies of them- mostly bc she looks cute.

• If mc decorated the house Jumin would lov it so much he’d die of happiness considering in his childhood his father was always too busy and Christmas felt busy , they barely decorated unless one of his new ‘moms’ wanted to.
- Loves spending holidays with mc , Elizabeth and V ,, it’s the best thing in the world to him beside your moans.

- Almost anything u gave him he’d cherish; if it was a cd of Zen’s songs he’d wait until u left to throw it into the t r a s h !!!

- If you team up on pranks with Seven he’ll be passive aggressive towards u for a week until u make it up to him ;))
- Like making him experiment one of Seven’s weird ass hot chocolates,,,, he’d die.

• Also V stays over at your house to a the week of Christmas bc he is family.

today i was having a really bad day.

someone who i thought was one of my best friends has been not talking to me and acting like they hate me because the other day i stood up for myself when they did something mean. in general, they’re not very nice to people and put others down and i hate to admit it, but i’ve let it slide. i hate that. i wish i had said something every damn time they were rude to someone without reason. so yeah, it was an absolutely crappy day.

then, one of my best friends who i love very very much drove almost 45 minutes to get to my house just to bring me chocolate covered popcorn and watch movies with me to make me feel better. this SIGNIFICANTLY improved my state of mind, but after she left i started to feel bad again and cried a lot (whatever kelsey’s an emotional wreck we all know that tho)

so this whole time i’ve been snapchatting this girl who i’ve known for a couple years, but never really hang out with or talk to outside of choir and theatre. she noticed i was crying and asked if i was ok, then texted me and asked if she could come by my house to bring me something. I was kinda confused but i was like “yeah sure come on over” and gave her my address.

ten minutes later the doorbell rings and i unlock it to see her standing there WITH HER BRAND NEW TINY KITTEN NAMED NOLA.

my day had been so shitty and i felt so worthless that this made me almost start crying. someone gave a shit enough to drive to my house and let me hold their kitten when i was feeling like nobody cared.

this probably seems stupid or like i’m making a big deal out of nothing, but if you take anything from this, please: be kind. be thoughtful. be caring. please.

We got a president who was on a reality TV show, This isn’t that far from the truth as crazy as it is it’s not that far from the truth. And i feel like there’s you know if nothing else it just starts the conversation.- Josh Duhamel About How His MovieThis Is Your DeathCould Impact The Potential Of Reality TV Becoming Real

He took it

I don’t understand why men put so much emphasis on sex.

Do I want it?

Yes

When?

When I’m ready !

But he took me.

I’ve dealt with a lot of shit with guys some cases I should call authorities but it’s just easier to never talk to them again and act like it didn’t happen.

I don’t like drama or negative attention.

But he took me.

Here’s where I fucked up.

I went to his house.

We were chillin,

In his room tho.

We should’ve stayed in the living room

He turned off the lights,

It was late.

I’m not too touchy feely so it was just like eh, movie time.

We slightly cuddled but it just was like whatever.

I went to the bathroom.

Then he snuggled up under me and that’s when it all went bad.

He was touching and kissing and we started kissing then he proceeds to go down on me.

One time we had a conversation about the fact that I’ve never had good head.

Shouldn’t have done that.

But anyway he pulls my pants to my ankles and gives me the best head I’ve ever received.

Once he’s finished he comes up to look at me and I kinda smiled but was just like “I have to go.”

The only way he could get up is to go back down and under because my pants were still on my ankles.

He said “I just wanted to give you a little tease”

Mind you I’m a little out of it because…. well yeah

But I was just like "Its getting late, I have to go,“ I had to do a couple errands and get ready for work.

I kinda patted him on the arm and was like "okaaaayyy get up, I gotta go”

He said something slick

And before I could register what he said, he shoved his penis in me and started to penetrate me. 

Hard and fast.
It didn’t hurt me but it was the worst feeling in the world.

I didn’t know he wasn’t wearing any pants.

I pushed him away in efforts to make him stop.

I couldn’t fix my mouth to say much.

I was shocked.

His brother was there.
I needed to get off base, to my car and he was the only way.

I didn’t want him to hurt me.

I didn’t want to make a scene.

I told him before that I didn’t want to have sex right away,

That it’s earned. I have to really know you and trust you first.

But he took that option away from me.

He swore he was the same way about sex but showed me he was opposite of everything he portrayed himself to be.

I can’t help but blame myself.

I should’ve never went there.

I should’ve never got caught up in kissing.

I guess if you let someone do something for you, they expect something in return whether you’re willing or not.

He took me

He stopped,

Got off me.

I pulled up my pants,

Grabbed my stuff walked quietly to the door.

He took me to my car,

I went home.
We haven’t talked since then.

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I’ve tried to be so nonchalant about how I feel but the thought of it makes me nauseous and want to cry.

I felt dirty.

He did it so swiftly like he’d done it before.

A part of me wanted to make myself believe that I was okay with everything that happened that night.
But there’s no weaker feeling than having something as personal as sex taken from you.

I don’t want to call it rape because I allowed the first part to happen and I when I told him to stop he did.

But he took me.

Its crazy how the topic of sex comes up and why women make people wait, and everyone always says “Well you’re grown”.

Grown enough to know that I don’t want to have sex right away.

Grown enough to be respected.

Grown enough to at least be asked for my consent rather than shoving yourself in me.

I felt dirty.
I can’t trust men.

They kind of make me nervous.

He really took me .

And it’s all my fault

anonymous asked:

I need to see the new batb movie for Gafou like that was my childhood ship lmao

YES
Y E S
I’m speaking for myself, don’t get me wrong, but… I love the scenes of them more than the entire movie.
Not as a ship, but as characters! Their moments were just gold.
I do not hate that movie, tho! It’s not bad, but… Meh.

And I ship Gafou so hard omg.

4thwallnarrator  asked:

What is your dream pitch for DC?

Movie?

O.M.A.C.: ONE MAN ARMY CORPS!

Couple of rules tho.  Completely and entirely separate from the DCEU.  Brother Eye is benevolent.  Buddy Blank is the protagonist.  Really reimagine and modernize the future world laid out in the first issue.  His employer “Pseudo-People, Inc” is ripe for a retelling.  The GPA!  The Global Peace Agency!  Faceless nationality neutral world police!  Like I’ll admit the red face masks are unneccessary… but still!  That’d be so cool!  Villains could be Doctor Skuba as a minor one but Mr. Big could be the big bad.  Now that I think of it maybe Kevin Kho would be a more interesting protag.  I’d be happy either way.

Cartoon Series?  

KAMANDI!

It has everything.  Child protagonist.  Talking animals.  Post-Apocalyptic wasteland.  The plot of Planet of the Apes.  

I really hope other people want this.  Please like and reblog if you do.   Or at least something like this.

What a lovely day!!!

 I’m stupidly happy for Mad Max <3!

Made this during the Oscars and forgot to post it. (I’m obsessed with both movies SO much) and I’m 100% sure that Nick and Judy would love Furry Road, too~

Poor foxy bby hates to be muzzled, tho…brings back bad memories :(

Storks movie review!

Oh my gosh I loved it! It was so cute and just kept on laughing and laughing! I kept calling pidgeon toady, pidgeon trump so that made it ten times funny.
I loved junior and tulip (is it bad that I ship them even tho they are a bird and human?….nah!)
I ain’t going to lie, there are some scenes that made you scratch your head and make you question the plot a little bit but I really did enjoyed it! The ending was so sweet and heartwarming!

I’ll give it a 7/10! Go see it! It is actually pretty good!