this movie was fantastic jesus christ

  • My dad, looking for a family movie we can watch: Fantastic Beasts! Your favorite!
  • Me: That’s not my favorite. I like every Star Wars movie more than Fantastic Beasts
  • Dad: Your 8th favorite
  • Brother: You're forgetting Rogue One
  • Dad: 9th favorite
  • Me: And the animated Clone Wars movie
  • Dad: 10th
Just saw Beauty & the Beast, & I can confirm:

Lefou is super fucking gay.

If you watch the film, watch his face when he looks at gaston: you’ll see it before the end. 

I’m not gonna spoil anything, but when asked “Why can’t you get any girls, Lefou?”, he has the face of “Jesus fucking christ I'm gay asshole”.

Sort how the Finn and Dameron interaction went, it’s subtle, so make sure you look for it.

Anyways, the film was great, animations were fucking fantastic, though I didn't really like Emma’s singing, it was very enjoyable (and gay).

Request: hey, i was wondering if you could do any kind of tom glynn-carney ( peter from dunkirk ) x female reader, because i can find no imagines at all. if you can’t, no worries!

A/N: finally some love for Tommy boy :)

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Barry: I’m right outside of the bag claim

You received this message just after you had picked up your luggage from baggage claim. Barry Keoghan was picking you up from the airport and helping you surprise your boyfriend Tom Glynn-Carney.

You had met Barry during one of your visits to see Tom on set. Tom and Barry were extremely close, which made sense since the both of them were pretty much confined to a boat together for 5 months.

Barry and you had hit it off pretty well, he was like an annoying brother who’s job was to drive you bonkers. Even if you often wanted to slap him, you loved having him as a friend.

A month ago Tom had asked you to the Dunkirk premiere, but you ultimately had to tell him no. You were working as an intern with one of the top businesses in England, hoping to rise the ropes and become a board member one day. Because of this, it was near impossible to take a day off.

You knew Tom was really bummed, but at the same time he understood. That didn’t stop you from feeling absolutely gutted, you had really wanted to be there to support him at his first premiere.

Two days ago, your boss had found out about your dilemma. He ended up giving you the day off, knowing how much this meant to you. After thanking him about a million times, you ran out of work while calling Barry.

Barry had agreed to your plan of surprising Tom excitedly. He was planning on picking you up and allowing you to get ready at his hotel room. Since Barry, Tom, Fionn, and Harry were going together in a limo, you’d easily be able to surprise him.

“Y/N! Over here!” Was what you heard once you stepped outside of the airport. You immediately followed the voice, easily spotting Barry through his rolled down window. You quickly walked to the car, throwing your suitcase in the back before hopping in the front seat.

“Thank you so much for doing this Bar.” You told him sincerely, reaching over to hug him tightly.

“Anythin’ for you two. Tom’s gonna be so happy tha you’re here, he was guttered tha you couldn’ come.” Barry told you, pulling out of the spot and heading towards the hotel.

The two of you jammed out to the radio the entire drive, occasionally exchanging stories of things that had happened since you’d last saw one another.

3 hours later and the two of you were ready for the premiere. You were just finishing up your hair when Barry called out to you.

“You ready Y/N?” He called, and you told him yes as you exited the bathroom. “Come on, tha lads are waitin’ outside for us.” Barry spoke, handing you your coat. The two of you made your way down to the lobby, discussing your excitement to see the film.

As you made your way outside, your eyes were instantly drawn to Tom. It had been 2 months since you had seen him, he’d been so busy with the press tour. Seeing him now brought butterflies to your stomach.

“Y/N?!” Tom exclaimed when he noticed you, eyes growing wide. “What? I thought you- how are you here?”

“Do you really think I’d miss your first film premiere?” You questioned, smiling at the pure shock on your boyfriends face. Moments later he had moved towards you, lifting you off your feet and swinging you around.

“I can’t believe it! You’re actually here!” He exclaimed happily, setting you down and kissing you. There was a huge smile on his lips as he kissed you, leading you to smile back. “God I love you.” He whispered breathlessly, leaning his forehead against yours once he pulled away.

“You two are so cute. It’s bloody disgusting.” Fionn complained jokingly, snapping the two of you back into the present.

“Oh shut up Fionn, you’re just jealous that you don’t have a date.” Tom joked back, wrapping an arm around your waist.

“He’s got you there mate.” Harry laughed, patting Fionn on the back.

“You’re one to talk!” Suddenly all of the boys were arguing playfully with one another, making you laugh.

“Come on you lot, we still have a premiere to attend.” You finally spoke up after 5 minutes of bickering. You all piled into the limo, sharing stories and jokes the entire ride. By the time you made it to the premiere, you were sure you’d have a permanent smile on your face. These boys were nuts, but you loved them.

Everyone piled out of the limo once you arrived, bracing themselves for the shouting and flashing lights.

“Ready love?” Tom asked, offering his hand as you got out of the limo.

“As long as I’m with you.”

For an hour Tom was swept of to be photographed and interviewed, the smile never leaving his face. Sometimes he would look at you during interviews as if searching for assurance, so you’d just give him an encouraging smile. You were so proud of him, he’d finally started living his dream.

Once everyone started heading in, Tom took your hand and pulled you into his side.

“That was so nerve wracking.” He said, his hands still shaking.

“You did great Tom, don’t worry.” You assured him, leading him into the theatre.

20 minutes later the movie finally started. He held your hand through out the entire film, occasionally glancing over at you as you watched the film intently.

Every time you jumped at gunfire or a loud explosion, he couldn’t help but laugh fondly at you. You would squeeze his hand every time he came on the screen, and practically cried at the final scene of the movie.

“Jesus Christ, that was fantastic.” You said once the credits started rolling, eyes still staring widely at the screen. “Chris just continues to outdo himself.” You spoke of the director, already being a huge fan of his films.

“Hans did such a good job on that score. I had goosebumps for most of the film.” Tom said in awe, planning on buying the soundtrack later.

“I’m so bloody proud of you Tommy.” You told him as you were walking out of the theatre.

“Really? I did okay?” He questioned, still slightly subconscious about his acting.

“Look at me Tom.” You demanded, pulling him to the side so the two of you weren’t in the way. Once he turned to face you, you continued. “You were more than ok, you were brilliant! Not only were you great, but your first ever film was a Christopher Nolan one. Don’t take that for granted Tom, because he is one of the best directors in the business. So obviously I’m not the only one who sees how talented you are, Chris never would have casted you if you weren’t.”

“Thank you Y/N.” Tom whispered, looking much more relaxed. “I needed to hear that.”

“That’s what I’m here for” You joked, leaning up to press a kiss to his lips. When you pulled back, he was smiling with his eyes closed.

“Now come on, we’ve got an after party to get to. Do you think Tom Hardy will be there? Blimey, I might pass out if he talks to us.” You said, pulling him back into the crowd of people.

Tom was shaking with laughter, looking at something directly in front of you.

“Love, Tom’s right in front of you.” He chuckled, pointing in said mans direction. Tom Hardy suddenly looked over at the two of you, sending you both smiles.

You immediately began to freak out, all but yelling in Tom’s ear. Your boyfriend continued to laugh, completely used to your antics.

“Sometimes I really wonder why I’m with you.”

no offense but boy dumbledore has ABYSMAL taste in men johnny depp as grindelwald looks like an egg someone taped straw on jesus christ like the first actor was PERFECT and then they had to go and DO THAT and cast this fucking ugly abusive egg when the other guy had more charisma in his fingertip im so mad

honestly newt is probably one of those people who keep photos of their family in their wallet, except of his creatures. and there’s that plastic slip that falls out when his wallet is open and he tries to keep it to his favourite animals but he loves all of them, so there’s basically a photo album of photos in his wallet. and its not just one of each animals, he probably has two or more for every each individual animals. i love him.

ur fav directors

quentin tarantino: overrated. kill bill was a shit fest I had to drag myself away from I’m lucky I didn’t need THERAPY. fucking, Christ. . Jesus. every1 who says pulp fiction is their favourite movie is probably addicted to at least 2 drugs bc it’s ‘edgy’ and they reblog photos of sparkly cocaine
martin scorsese: honestly…. a blessing. what did we do to deserve him
guillermo del toro: has a fantastic vision but his films are either a hit or a miss. makes smart artistic decisions
lars von trier: morbid little shit but I respect his courage
harmony korine: again, a morbid lil shit, think he likes shocking people more than anything else but he’s smart, he’s creative, he seems to have this sense of planned spontaneity that’s very rare
stanley Kubrick: mastered the art of making films that are both aesthetically pleasing and have an intriguing storyline, I’m proud, one of the best
wes anderson: he has amazing cinematographic qualities to his films and his colour palettes are not to be messed with but he only really has 1 or 2 films with plot. dumbs his actors down
m night shamalyan: would be better off as a producer. the sixth sense was good but he’s still riding off the fame

vimeo

(via Watch this supercut of every table flip in movie history | The Verge)

00:05 - Angel’s In The Outfield (1994)
00:12 - A Clockwork Orange (1971)
00:13 - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1984)
00:15 - Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
00:16 - Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
00:17 - Taken (2008)
00:18 - Pulp Fiction (1994)
00:20 - Die Hard (1988)
00:21 - Citizen Kane (1941)
00:22 - Magnolia (1999)
00:24 - The King Of Kings (1927)
00:25 - Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
00:31 - Jesus (1999)
00:38 - Happily Ever After (2007)
00:46 - Thor (2011)
00:51 - Moneyball (2011)
00:56 - Moonstruck (1987)
00:58 - The Sea Hawk (1940)
01:00 - The Gospel Of John (2003)
01:01 - Pollock (2000)
01:03 - Jesus Of Montreal (1989)
01:04 - P.S. Your Cat Is Dead! (2002)
01:06 - The Artist (2011)
01:07 - Raging Bull (1980)
01:08 - Son Of Frankenstein (1939)
01:10 - The Adventures Of Robin Hood (1938)
01:11 - Peter Pan (1953)
01:13 - Titanic (1997)
01:14 - Splice (2009)
01:15 - The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965)
01:17 - Red Lights (2012)
01:18 - Being John Malkovich (1999)
01:21 - Scum (1979)
01:27 - Take Shelter (2011)

Music: Carmen Overture - Georges Bizet

Please stop tagging Johnny Depp in your hate posts about FBAWTFT or Grindelwald

Please, it’s not a nice feeling to go through your inspiration’s tag and ONLY see pure unfiltered slander upon his name on yet another thing he apparently did wrong. The tag has been completely flooded with hate once again over not even 2 minutes of acting in a MOVIE.

I can’t believe that I have to say it guys, treat other fandoms, people, with respect and realise that we will defend him full heatedly.

We are not domestic abuser supports, or fricken anti feminist¿ Jesus Christ guys how can you all seriously accuse a community mostly comprising of females, to be supporting domestic violence and anti feminism?

It’s unfathomable, yet here it is. Thanks.

Just, don’t tag Johnny Depp. I’m asking, please, stop. Have some decency for gods sake.

((quick warning age of ultron spoiler ahead))
  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: HOW COULD THEY KILL PIETRO LIKE THAT LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS FUCKING FANTASTIC AND INCREDIBLE AND WE JUST GOT HIM COME ON HES NOT DEAD HES NOT EVEN DEAD NOPE IM GOING TO RIOT LIKE I SWEAR TO GOD HE WAS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN MOVIE AND WANDA JESUS CHRIST YOU CANT JUST KILL ONE TWIN ITS FRED AND GEORGE ALL OVER AGAIN I AM GOING TO SET THIS WHOLE FUCKING BUILDING ON FIRE HE HAD BETTER COME BACK SOME HOW OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD LIKE FOR REAL WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK I AM LITERALLY GOING TO PUNCH JOSS WHEDON IN THE FUCKING FACE AND SAY I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING WHAT THE FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

anonymous asked:

Stop glorifying Marlon Brando. His rape scene in Last Tango in Paris was not consensual and traumatized Maria Schneider. Google it.

i honestly have no idea who could be “traumatised” by being “raped” by marlon brando lol ive had dreams like that 

anyyywayyy ya know that is just a movie…right??? tbh tho ive never actually seen it cos i consider it too smutty for my tastes and idc at all what was going on between the actors/directors personally (to my knowledge she was blaming the director not brando…) but regardless…Marlon Brando is awesome and a fantastic actor, and ya need to get over yourself… 

and idek how i am “glorifying” him…i just told a funny story about him and hinted that I find him maybe like 8 or 8.5/10 attractive and 12/10 a good actor…jesus christ y’all get upset over nothing. 

Speaking of things I don’t know if I mentioned, and I know everyone else has talked about it, too, but holy fuck Mad Max: Fury Road was amazing. Like, just a string of incredibly badass chase scenes and awesome post-apocalyptic vehicles and fucking amazing stunts and holy jesus christ it was an amazing action flick that also had some really fantastic stuff from a gender politics point of view, because the whole “WE ARE NOT THINGS” and dealing with toxic masculinity and Furiosa is just incredible and oh my god this movie, you guys, really, it was great.