- My dad, looking for a family movie we can watch: Fantastic Beasts! Your favorite!
- Me: That’s not my favorite. I like every Star Wars movie more than Fantastic Beasts
- Dad: Your 8th favorite
- Brother: You're forgetting Rogue One
- Dad: 9th favorite
- Me: And the animated Clone Wars movie
- Dad: 10th
Stop glorifying Marlon Brando. His rape scene in Last Tango in Paris was not consensual and traumatized Maria Schneider. Google it.