Watching Doug Out/The Good Lars for the first time
-Oh hey, Doug’s Connie’s father ain’t he?
-Are we in for some background character building?
-”–sneaking out right past a pair of intergalactic tyrants!”
-The Diamonds are tyrants confirmed, idk what to do with this, we already knew it anyway
-Doug was a cop?
-”How’s my swashbuckling swashbuckler doing?”
Is he a fan of pirates?
-”You okay there, Steven?”
“Oh, yeah, I love it down here.”
me when my soul is down burning in hell
-Oh, he works for a private security company.
-Doug is much less strict than I remember.
-”They get younger every year.”
WHOA you guys did NOT just reference Carmen Sandiego and Mario
-W O W A F L A S H L I G H T
Okay, I don’t think you should point your flashlight straight up at the sky and tell every potentially dangerous criminal that you’re there
-”Do not attempt to make yourself a corn dog!”
-”Oh no, the laws of physics!”
-I’m so sorry
-Ow. Flashlights are heavy.
-Some of them anyway.
-What the fuck?? Onion?? Your shadow was too buff?
Different sized head, different build. Good logic Connie, but no.
-Doug, be careful for what you wish for, and also, it’s easy money if you get paid for telling kids to stop loitering around.
-aH YES THE DELIGHTFUL CREEPY ASS ENDING CREDITS MUSIC
The Good Lars
-”Be honest, but not TOO honest.”
-Lars is a bit tsundere.
-”That’s his way of saying thanks.”
“I know, I speak Lars.”
-b i n g o b o n g o
-That’s gonna haunt Lars’s memory for the rest of his life
-the fuck is a bake delaska
-IT’S BAKED ALASKA ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHO COMES UP WITH THESE NAMES?! AND IT’S ACTUALLY A FOOD?!?!
-hoLY SHIT Lars is good at cooking what the FUCK
-”open up about your feeeeliiinnngssssss”
-Steven you’re creepy
-LARS NO, BAKING IS RAD, DON’T BE LIKE THAT
-The most sophisticated thing I can cook is ramen, dude you’re fucking gifted
-”Somewhere in between learning to summon my shield, and finding out my mom is a war criminal.”
-This kid once sang a weird rap verse bout cookie cats
-Bucks brought assorted fruit…
-Oh shucks, something’s happened to Lars, hasn’t it?
Looks like he can use his floating powers more freely now
-Actually he did that in Doug Out too, but I was too lazy to point it out…
-”This is Lars. Leave a message.”
He doesn’t even care
-SOMETHING DID HAPPEN TO HIM
Wish I could just randomly come up with songs like that, also that painting looks like Rose but it’s probably not
-I can’t even hear Buck’s guitar??
what a waste of food
-Did Sadie use to have a scar on her face? My memories glitching, fading, idk…
-Horror movie cliche of walking into the darkened streets alone…
WHAT THE HOT DIGGITY HECK