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soulmate! Jun (pt.2)


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recap: where your soulmate’s first words are tattooed on your arm (part one)

  • Jun likes to tease you
  • ever since that rainy night when you finally met him
  • finally met your soulmate
  • and everything suddenly fell in place and made sense
  • he just refuses
  • to give you back that extra umbrella you gave to him as you spoke the words tattooed on his arm
  • as often you’re over at the dance studio hanging out with him
  • or even the occasional times you’re at the dorm just chilling
  • he never brings up your umbrella, or when he might return it
  • and that’s fine, you don’t really need it
  • but he said he’d return it eventually and he hid it for now, which was just driving you crazy
  • “Jun, this is like the fifth time y/n, has checked the living room for the umbrella.” Minghao says laughing as you turn red and stop your rummaging through the couch cushions
  • “It’s not that I refuse to give it back- … actually no that's exactly what it is” Jun says from the kitchen shooting you a wink
  • turning even more pink you say
  • “Wen Junhui, what is your deal with not giving me back my umbrella!?!?”
  • “It just reminds me of you and how lucky I got that night for having lost rock, paper, scissors.” he says shrugging
  • which shuts you right up as you stare down at your feet, blushing again
  • “I’m still here guys, I didn’t need to throw-up my dinner.” Minghao says rolling his eyes
  • walking out of the kitchen Jun says
  • “Jealous?” as he wraps an arm around your waist to pull you closer to him
  • leaving the both of you a giggling mess and blushing like fools
  • Mingyu comes out of the bathroom armed with a broom to shoo you and Jun out of the dorm so you can stop infesting the place with the “love bugs”
  • as Mingyu calls the two of you
  • granted, you and Jun have been a couple for a while
  • he was the first of Svt to meet his soulmate
  • and wasted no time making it clear to everyone in Seventeen that you two were together
  • you both were the couple that everyone would have assumed had been dating forever
  • you might as well have been called that “old married couple”
  • with your random tickle fights when everyone was trying to enjoy their movie
  • “Really?!?!? Do the two of you have to do that now?”
  • “Keep your hands to yourself, guys we get it, you’re dating.”
  • “Making skin ship 24/7 is NOT NECESSARY.”
  • going shopping together not only for clothes but for random crap for your apartment or his dorm room
  • like that vase of fake orchids that now sits on top of your night stand
  • or this striped dress shirt you called him cute in
  • you also get asked a lot of relationship questions
  • since you’ve been dating the longest and you've been around for when all the others found their soulmates
  • “Do you know where I can get a stuffed animal bunny, y/n?” Joshua asks
  • “What place has the best flowers?” Vernon asks you
  • “I want to do something special, what’s a good date idea?”
  • which low key triggers Jun 
  • “Ok, if any of them come to you for advice with how to deal with their soulmates, tell them to get lost because you’re too busy spending time with me and they need to get their own experience.” Jun says playfully with a pout while sitting next to you on the floor against the practice room’s mirrors
  • “They really shouldn’t ask me, I probably don’t know any better.” you say with a laugh
  • “Good, once they realize you’re bad at giving relationship advice, they’ll leave you alone that way I can spend more time with the most beautiful person in the whole universe.” he said cutely giving a small nod of his head
  • “Yah! My advice is solid!” you say playfully smacking his arm
  • “Is it really?” he says jokingly earning another smack on the arm from you
  • dates generally end up him ordering coffee from your café
  • and the two of you walking around taking pictures
  • you often have Jun model for you
  • even though you can’t post or use any pictures of him
  • there was something about the way he held himself when posing in front of the camera
  • that you just had to capture it in all its glory
  • Jun himself is art 
  • he always convinces you to pose a few times too while he takes pictures
  • of course the selca master
  • the two of you take a lot of selcas together, you have a whole folder on your phone dedicated to selcas with him, and you’re each other’s home screens
  • “Sorry I can’t use you for my lock screen, but the other members would  tease us forever, and I’d rather preserve your sanity.”
  • lately though, all of Svt are really busy with their upcoming concerts and activities
  • and so you just low key try to stay out of their way
  • you’ll be working at the cafe across the street from their studio and catch yourself staring up at the window where you know they’re probably rehearsing
  • and perfect timing
  • Jun texts a simple “I miss you”
  • which nearly makes you spill the Americano you were making to smile down at your phone
  • before your manager asks what you’re smiling at, is making coffee funny all of a sudden?
  • and not seeing Jun everyday was a bit sad
  • you haven’t been feeling all that well either, though you’re not sure if it’s the stress of making coffee or trying to maintain your grades
  • since Jun is often busy rehearsing, you both stay up late face-timing
  • him telling you cute little stories about the members
  • and you telling him about your day
  • even if the both of you are exhausted
  • you don’t mind staying up to talk even if the both of you sometimes fall asleep on the phone
  • you especially like the story of how they burst into the locked bathroom to wish him a happy birthday
  • but for a college photography major
  • you need your sleep
  • and the late night call sessions weren’t helping your health
  • which is probably how you ended up in bed
  • with a horrible cold
  • and your brain pounding against your skull
  • “I welcome death” you groan taking another painkiller before flopping back onto your sofa bed in front of the TV
  • since money is tight and you like sleeping in the living room anyway
  • your bed is the sofa bed that folds outward
  • you fall asleep watching a drama and wake up to 267 messages
  • “Yah! Y/n! Your manager told me you took the day off? Are you sick?” Jun’s contact picture and messages are the ones that stand out the most amongst others
  • “Noona, are you ok? Jun-hyung is freaking out.”
  • “Yah, y/n pick up so Jun can stop annoying us all with his worrying.”
  • “I’m really sorry if we’re being annoying but please come collect your boyfriend.”
  • the struggles of being a soulmate to one of the members of svt?
  • all 13 of them will get your phone number, and rip if you don’t have a good data plan 
  • you can’t help but smile a bit to yourself as you scroll through all your notifications
  • when an incoming call from Jun lights up your cell
  • you reeeeeeeaally don’t want him to worry, so you start panicking and debating whether to answer
  • he needs to focus on rehearsing and avoid worrying about you
  • but you pick up anyway
  • and hearing his voice was enough to stop the incessant headache thank the lord
  • “Jun?” curse you and your dead sounding voice, you regret answering and omg he’s going to panic so much and
  • “How’d you get here Jun you have rehearsals?!?”
  • “Your manager said you were sick and so naturally I went to buy you soup, rehearsals ended like ten minutes ago.”
  • “Aw babe, that’s nice but HOW DID YOU GET MY ADDRESS?!??”
  • he chuckles into the phone
  • “I didn’t even ask your manager for it, he says he’s seen me before and asked why I wasn't  home taking care of you and why I don’t know your address yet even though we’re married.”
  • “HE WHAT?”
  • “He thought we were married.” you can hear Jun dying from laughter
  • “Remind me not to murder my manager, cuz then I wouldn’t get paid.”
  • “I mean, I’m ok with him thinking that we’re married.”
  • “Yah! Wen Junhui!”
  • “It’s cold hurry open the door!”
  • you drag yourself up with the five blankets wrapped around your shoulders not caring they drag on the floor to open the door
  • when you open the door, he stands there thinking you’re just the cutest thing ever with your nose red and so many blankets wrapped around you
  • he’s about to hug you
  • “STOP”
  • “What why?” he says giving you the cutest little frowny face
  • “I don’t want you to get sick too!”
  • “I don’t care let me take care of you.” he pouts cutely, knowing if he acts cute enough he might just get through to you
  • not toooodaaaaaay
  • “Wen Junhui we all know you’ll cry and blame me for weeks if you so much as sneeze once.” you tease him trying to laugh before you sneeze into your elbow
  • “Ok, yes that might be true, but I went out to buy soup so I have the right to stay.”
  • he looks at you standing barefoot by the door with several blankets wrapped around you, some of it dragging on the floor
  • holding up the soup, he gives you a cheeky wink
  • “The soup’s hot but I’m hotter.”
  • you groan, rolling your eyes, but smiling as you playfully throw a pillow at his face
  • “Hey that’s violence!”
  • it misses, Jun’s dodge could only be described as elegant
  • “Hey if I spill soup on the carpet, you have to clean it up not me.”
  • “How is this supposed to make me feel better?” you tease him, sneezing again and settling back down on the sofa bed with your mountain of blankets
  • “No, clearly I came here to annoy you.” he chuckles
  • you watch as he looks around your kitchen for a bowl
  • he pours out the soup and sets the steaming bowl at the dinner table
  • and before you can protest
  • he picks you up into his arms and carries you over to the table
  • then he sits down across from you with a smirk on his face noticing the gentle blush creeping up your face
  • “I know I’ve been busy lately, so I wanted to do something for you. And aren’t boyfriends supposed to take care of their other half when they’re sick?” he says hiding his shy smile behind his hand
  • you sit there, your heart racing from his words
  • “Hurry and eat! I’m not leaving until you finish.”
  • what a liar
  • he didn’t leave your side at all that night
  • insisting on carrying you back to bed and snuggling up against you despite your protests he might get sick
  • you both fell asleep like that
  • you wrapped around his arms, blankets piled around the two of you
  • until his phone blasts a loud alarm in the morning
  • Jun jumps up, almost falling off the sofa bed and you look at the time, before realizing
  • his phone starts buzzing and when he answers the call you can hear people screaming even though Jun’s phone isn’t on speakers
  • “You’re not as in innocent as we thought hyung!!!”
  • “I’ll fight you boy, if you did anything to y/n, Junhui.”
  • “WE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING.” Jun yells back into the phone while trying not to laugh
  • you throw another pillow at him
  • “I’LL BE BACK IN A BIT!” Jun yells before hanging up and immediately throwing his phone onto the sofa bed
  • “Ok so on the bright side, doesn’t look like they’re angry at you, but on the not so bright side I’M DEAD.”
  • “If it makes you feel any better, I don’t feel too sick anymore.”
  • Jun laughs and grabs your arm dragging you into a hug
  • “You can’t escape, you have to come explain things to them for me so I can walk around with my head intact pleeeeeeease????”
  • he wraps you up in his sweatshirt before the two of you head out to go back to the studio
  • walking into the studio, the both of you grip each other’s hands tightly anticipating the worst
  • “What if they actually kill me, y/n, I’ve got a lot of things to say to you though.” Jun says eyes wide and alert
  • “So do I Jun, but let’s discuss this if we do make it out alive.”
  • you both walk in to the practice room to twelve boys staring into your souls
  • RIP
  • an hour of screaming later
  • though honestly it was mostly them laughing and yelling and poking Jun every once in a while
  • they let the two of you leave, satisfied with their interrogation
  • “Jun-hyung, be good while we’re gone”
  • “No anything 19+ in the practice room, we need it for rehearsals.”
  • “Y/n is precious and innocent, if he tries anything, y/n, just give us a call.”
  • “Oh my god just get out!” Jun says flustered and shooing them away
  • ever since that incident
  • Jun and you never tell Svt when the two of you are going on a date
  • “You sure you can’t change your number, I’m ok with them not contacting you” Jun says over ramen at the convenience store on the corner looking dead serious
  • you stir your ramen and laugh
  • “No unfortunately, some of their soulmates know where I work, I’d never be able to escape.”
  • “Aish, them convincing their soulmates to work on the side of evil.”
  • “They’re all really sweet and pretty though, some of us hang out as friends now because of all of you, should we form an idol group too?”
  • “When would you guys debut?” he laughs
  • “I was joking, all of us can only take so much Svt craziness you know.”
  • “You love us though.”
  • “True”
  • “And they’re pretty, but you’re the prettiest.”
  • “Omo stop Junhui, you’ll actually make me laugh.”
  • “Last night, I had to convince Minghao not to tell them I was getting dinner with you because he caught me sneaking out, and now I have to do his laundry for a week.”
  • “Thanks for your noble sacrifice.”
  • “I know right, the things I do for you”
  • the two of you should be aspiring food critics
  • you’ve both been to almost every Chinese restaurant in Seoul
  • just because you know he likes spicy food
  • and try everything
  • him occasionally just staring at you
  • until you shove more food on his plate to get him to stop
  • you of course taking pictures of the food to post on SNS
  • yes, you’re that person at restaurants
  • standing on chairs to get a good shot
  • with Jun standing behind you, arms ready to catch you if you lose balance
  • and as the both of you walk back to the studio after a dinner date
  • it starts raining
  • and you’re silently cursing yourself for not checking the weather forecast when leaving your apartment earlier
  • but Jun magically pulls out the umbrella you gave him the night you met him and opens it above the both of you
  • “Oh my god, see, you knew exactly where it was and yet never gave it back.”
  • “Mian, I had to hold onto it.”
  • “Why?”
  • “It felt like a dream, meeting you. I had to make sure it wasn’t a dream, so I kept it as physical proof.”
  • you stop walking and face him as he stops too, still holding the umbrella above the both of you
  • “That’s hecka cheesy.” you say grinning
  • “Yea well, I’m naturally cheesy.”
  • “No, you’re cute and sweet and romantic.”
  • “Nah, you’re cute.”
  • you both stand staring at each other a little longer, near the dance studio
  • “Well, I’ll give it back tonight.”
  • “Why? Don’t need it anymore?”
  • “Nope, because now I know it wasn’t a dream. And every time I need proof, I’ll just look for you.”
  • and he lifts your chin up and kisses you softly, the sound of rain pattering around you
  • it’s not cold though, no, the warm feeling from the gentle kiss is enough to keep the cold rainy night’s cold away from the both of you
  • you don’t recall how long the both of you stay like that
  • but when you finally pull away
  • he gives you a cute smile while tilting his head
  • and gives you a wink
  • shocked the two of you turn around to see Svt staring at the two of you from the front doors of the studio
  • “Children, it’s 10 o'clock, way past curfew.”
  • “Mingyu, you owe me ten bucks, I told you he’d kiss her first.”
  • “Man, I really thought she would be the one to do it.”
  • “Shi- run!”
  • and you laugh as Jun and you chase the scattering svt members out into the rain
  • all thoughts of getting soaked or catching a cold lost in your moment of happiness

Originally posted by king-kisu

The Seventeen Soulmate AU Series:

|| Seungcheol / Pt. 2 || Jeonghan / Pt. 2 || Joshua / Pt.2 || Jun / Pt.2 || Hoshi / Pt.2 || Wonwoo || Woozi / Pt.2 || Seokmin / Pt.2 || Mingyu / Pt.2 || Minghao || Seungkwan || Vernon / Pt.2 || Dino ||


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Author: @punkof-pop
Pairing: Theo Raeken x Reader
Words: 3,925
Warnings: None???
Request: Anon- if you’re writing imagines based off of the Halloween prompt list you reposted from itsaconquestofimagination (I think that was the tumblr) then I think numbers 25 and 16 would be cute for a fluffy/scary Theo Raeken imagine— where he’s trying to scare the reader and does one hell of a job. maybe something with a bit of angst but ends in fluff? idk. you can do whatever you wish to the plot line, I just thought I’d request it. 😂❤️
Prompts are from this list

A/N: I was happy to a get request from the Halloween prompts. Part of the description in this is actually based off of what happened at the Manteno State Hospital in Illinois. (The flashing picture gif is just pictures I took of the hospital before they tore it down). The story is kind of creepy and the building was also really fucking creepy (especially at night). I just wanted to take advantage of my own experiences so I hope y’all like it :)
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It’s Halloween night. You would much rather be trick-or-treating, handing out candy to kids, or even just watching some horror movies with a bowl of popcorn. But, no, of course, that’s not how you get to spend your night. Your boyfriend, Theo, has managed to convince you that Halloween would be the perfect time to check out the closed down insane asylum. Beacon Hills police will be all too busy making sure no one gets kidnapped that they won’t even be focused on teenagers in a condemned building.

“Why are you so nervous?” Theo asks, taking your hand in his as the both of you walk through weeds so high they’ve grown above your knees.

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Secret Love Song - Harry Styles Mini Series (Part 13)

Originally posted by stylesinthewild

Part 12

When Harry came back from washing up, you noticed he seemed a little bit off. You were going to ask him if everything was okay, but he just sat down and started eating the food in front of him. Harry tried to pretend that something wasn’t bothering him as he enjoyed lunch with you. He wanted to wait and see if you were going to bring up the reason why there was an opened pregnancy test in your bathroom.

There were so many thoughts going through his head. Of course, Harry wanted kids, but not now, he was still young and had so much to do before he was really ready to settle down and start having a family. Plus, the two of you had only been together for a few months and while he loved you and saw this relationship going for the long term, he was afraid that bringing a baby into this too soon could cause it fail and he didn’t want to have a split up family like that.

“Hey, you okay?” You asked putting your hand over his.

“Uh, yeah, just a bit tired ‘s all,” he said.

“Oh, well after this we could take a bath to relax before catching an afternoon nap,” you smiled.

“Maybe just a nap,” he said. “I’d be afraid of falling asleep in the tub. Actually, I’m not all that hungry right now, so I think I’m going to go lay down right now if you don’t mind.”

“Oh, not at all,” you said. “I’ll be in there in a bit.”

He nodded and got up from his chair and went over to kiss your forehead before heading into your bedroom. Now, you were really feeling like something was up with Harry.

Did you do something? Was he upset with you? You kept replaying the past few hours over in your head, but Harry was gone for the entire morning. He seemed fine when he arrived, so what happened that caused him to change. Maybe he got a text or phone call that upset him. If he was still acting weird after the nap, you were definitely going to approach him about what’s wrong.

Once you finished eating, you put Harry’s leftovers in the fridge and threw your trash away before cleaning up a bit and going into the bedroom. Harry’s boots and jacket were thrown on the floor and over on the chair. You raised up one side of the blanket and joined him in the bed. You wrapped your arms around him and cuddled up to him before falling asleep yourself.


When you woke up over an hour later, Harry was no longer in the bed. You sighed getting up and walking out into your living room, where you saw Harry standing out on the balcony. You walked out there and wrapped your arms around his waist and kissed his shoulder through his shirt. 

“Sleep well?” You asked. 

“Yeah,” he said sort of shrugging you off a bit. 

You sighed removing your arms and walking over to stand beside him against the railing. 

“Something’s wrong with you,” you said. “You can say that you’re tired, but I know it’s more than that” 

“I’m fine, really,” he lied. He wasn’t going to confront you about the test, but he really was hoping you’d tell him sooner rather than later. 

“No, you’re not,” you sighed. “Now, if you’re upset with me or I did something to make you upset, just tell me. Everything was fine this morning and now, you won’t even look at me.” 

“It’s not you,” he said. “I just have a lot of shit going on.” 

“And I get that, but does that mean I have to take the fall for it?” You asked. 

“I’m sorry, I’m just stressed, okay,” he said running his hands hair. 

“Well, I can help with that,” you said moving closer to him. 

“I’m not… I’m in the mood for that,” he said. “Maybe it’s just best if I stay at my place tonight.” 

“O-oh,” you said backing away. 

“I’m sorry,” he said looking over at you knowing that you were hurt. 

“Don’t,” you said holding your hand up. “Just don’t. If you don’t want to be around me tonight, then just go. You can see yourself out.” 

You walked back into your bedroom and slammed the door shut. You knew that this was more than Harry just being stressed. He was getting tired of you, that was something that always seemed to happen. The guy you were dating would start acting weird and pulling away from you. 

As soon as you heard the front door shut behind Harry, you broke down in tears realizing that your relationship with him was on its way to being over. 


When Harry got back to his place, he felt horrible. He felt bad about leaving you like he did, plus he hated being away from you. But he just couldn’t be stand to be there when he knew that you were keeping something from him. He was getting upset, thinking about how you kept trying to figure out what was wrong with him, when you were the one omitting something really major. 

Even if you took the test and it came back negative, he would have wanted to know that you two were experiencing a scare. But then he wondered if the scare would have been from him or not. 

He’s heard of women being pregnant for a while and not knowing about it and you two have only been together for a few months, but surely if you were pregnant by someone else since before you two met, then either one of you would have noticed. 

And there’s the fact that you told him you hadn’t slept with anyone since your ex and now Harry. God, why was he just sitting there on his couch making up all these scenarios in his mind, when he should have just asked you. 

He thought about it, he did, but he didn’t want to be that boyfriend. The one who was “snoopying” and had to know right then and there about it, but he was being a bit of dick right now with the way he was acting. 

“Damnit,” he groaned throwing a pillow across the room. 


After you calmed down a bit, you phoned Jess. 

“Babe, what’s wrong?” Jess asked quickly. 

“I’m sorry, I know you’re going through a lot today, but I think Harry’s going to break up with me,” you sniffled. 

“WHAT? Why?” She demanded. 

“I don’t know,” you sighed. “Everything was fine, perfect this morning when he left for work, and when he came back, again everything seemed okay, but then he started acting funny and when I asked him about it, he said it was tired, so we took a nap and I’d thought that would help, but it didn't” 

“When you say nap, do you mean an actual nap?” she asked. 

“Yes, we slept for like over an hour and then I went out to talk to him, but he was still acting weird. I asked him about it again and he said it was stressed, so I offered to you know sex him up, but he declined and said he wasn’t in the mood. Then he said it would just be best for him to stay at his house tonight and he left,” you cried. 

“Oh, honey,” she sighed. “I’m so sorry. Maybe he just really is stressed or something. This movie is a huge deal.” 

“I know, but I didn’t think he’d not want to be around me,” you whispered. 

“But what I don’t get is you said he was fine up until when?” She asked. 

“Just a few minutes after he got back to my place this afternoon,” you said. 

“Weird,” she said. “Did you say something that might have made him act weird?“ 

“No, not that I know of,” you said. “He came back with lunch for us and then he went into the bathroom to wash up a bit and he came back acting different.” 

“Wait, he went into the bathroom,” she said. 

“Uh, yeah,” you said. 

“And that’s when he started acting differently?” She asked. 

“Yeah, I think so. As soon as he came back to join me for lunch, he just seemed off,” you said. 

“Damnit!” She groaned. “Y/N, did you take out the garbage after I left?” 

“No,” you said. 

“Go into the bathroom and look in your bin,” she said. “I only grabbed the test, not the box.”

You quickly went into your bathroom and there it was on the counter, the opened box of a pregnancy test. 

“Fucking, it’s here on the counter,” you groaned. 

“Shit, I’m sorry, Y/N,” she said. “He must have seen it and thought it was yours. He’s probably thinking you’re pregnant or something.” 

“Oh my god,” you sighed. “Why didn’t I put this together before? God, I need to talk to him now.” 

“Yes, you do, and I’m sorry that I caused this,” she sighed. 

“Hey, you didn’t,” you said. “Shit happens.” 

“Tell me about it,” she mumbled. 

“How are you holding up with everything?” You asked. 

“Not well, but I’ll be okay, eventually,” she said. “But don’t worry about me, worry about talking to your man before he worries himself out of his mind!” 

“Will do,” you said before hanging up. 

You quickly started dialing Harry’s number, hoping he would pick up, however, it went straight to voicemail. Wow, he must really be upset with you. You took a deep breath, wondering if you should even bother going over to his house, but the possibility of your relationship with him depended on it, so you didn’t even bothering getting properly dressed before you went out to your car and drove straight over to his place. 

how jack and davey accidentally (and then not) ended up spending all their valentines days together

February 14th 2014


will u hate me if i ask if ur free rn

why would i hate you

i dont want to assume

happy v day

wow jack

i’m actually on two dates right now

mrs doubtfire style

what’s up

she dumped me

on the phone

half an hour ago

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20 Questions for Ed Sheeran, January 25, 2017.
  • Interviewer: What's the most exciting thing in life right now?
  • Ed: Uh, the new album. Coming out third of March.
  • Interviewer: What are you completely tired of right now?
  • Ed: Uhh... I dunno. Walking Dead. I can't seem to get into it. I'm on season four and it's just, I haven't-
  • Interviewer: I'm there as well! Which episode are you on right now?
  • Ed: I'm on like episode five? They're all ill and they're coughing up blood, and-
  • Interviewer: Oh, yeah. It gets better though. Keep on watching it bro.
  • Ed: See, everyone's been saying that, but I've watched like sixty episodes now, and I'm like, I can't quite... so yeah, I'm trying to get through it.
  • Interviewer: What song took you the least amount of time to write?
  • Ed: Thinking Out Loud.
  • Interviewer: What's the first thing that you do when you get an idea for a song?
  • Ed: Uhh, I shut the doors and go away from people.
  • Interviewer: If you could teach one subject at a school, what would it be?
  • Ed: Music. I'm actually going back to teach music at my old school soon.
  • Interviewer: Beautiful, I like that. Did you ever have detention during growing up and going to school?
  • Ed: 'Course, all the time.
  • Interviewer: All the time? Every day?
  • Ed: All the time.
  • Interviewer: What's your favorite drink?
  • Ed: Uhhh... beer. Ale. Like ale. Good, good English ale. Does Finland do good ale?
  • Interviewer: I don't know about that. Not so good. It's okay, but I think it's better in England.
  • Ed: Yeah. You can't drink too much of it though 'cause it's so heavy, it just, I just fall asleep. So I have three and I fall asleep. But the first one is like... glorious.
  • Interviewer: What's your favorite food?
  • Ed: ...Fish and chips? I reckon. Fish and chips. If you give me a fish and chips and an ale, pfft, game over. That's my day.
  • Interviewer: That's perfect. That's heaven. What's one thing you need to have in your fridge always? No matter what-
  • Ed: Ketchup.
  • Interviewer: Ketchup? With fish and chips.
  • Ed: I've actually refused to eat fish and chips when there wasn't any ketchup. I just think it's a travesty.
  • Interviewer: I get that. What's your favorite movie of all time?
  • Ed: Goodfellas.
  • Interviewer: Oh that's a good one. Classic. Favorite TV show?
  • Ed: A show called Love/Hate actually. It's an Irish TV show, like Gangland Dublin. It's amazing.
  • Interviewer: What's the funniest thing you've ever read about yourself on the internet?
  • Ed: That I introduced Adele and her husband Simon. Um, 'cause I do - I now - know them, but like when that came out I, well I'd met Adele, but I'd never met Simon. So I don't know how I could've introduced them.
  • Interviewer: Would you love to work with Adele?
  • Ed: Yeah. I don't think anyone's going to work with Adele. I think Adele kind of doesn't want to work with anyone. I think she does her own thing. So yeah, I think I'd say yes but I don't think it would ever happen.
  • Interviewer: What's the best way to relax for Ed Sheeran?
  • Ed: Sleep. Always a good way, yeah.
  • Interviewer: That's what I do as well. Name one thing you can't live without.
  • Ed: Um. My cats.
  • Interviewer: How many cats do you have?
  • Ed: Two. And they're GREAT.
  • Interviewer: Are you thinking about getting a third one?
  • Ed: I think it'd be unfair. They're sisters, so if you add another cat into the mix it might get weird.
  • Interviewer: What scares you the most?
  • Ed: Uh, heights. Yeah.
  • Interviewer: Me too, I'm afraid of heights. Have you ever done a bungee jump?
  • Ed: I did, yeah. I hated it. Have you done it?
  • Interviewer: Really, you did it?! So you've probably beat that then.
  • Ed: No, no it's made it even worse. Even worse, yeah. Never do it.
  • Interviewer: Really? Okay, I'm not gonna do it then. Thanks for the tip man.
  • Ed: Oh god, I'm just remembering falling down that, like oh god, it was horrible.
  • Interviewer: What was your first job?
  • Ed: My first job, I worked in a pub. I washed, I did the washing up in a pub.
  • Interviewer: If you could travel to any place in the whole world, where would you go?
  • Ed: ...Iceland. Iceland again. I love, I love, I love Iceland.
  • Interviewer: So you've been there, like-?
  • Ed: Once. But it was one of the best places I've ever been to.
  • Interviewer: Have you ever been to Finland?
  • Ed: Yeah. I've been to Finland, yeah. I think I played a small show in Finland once.
  • Interviewer: If you were in a boyband, what would the band's name be?
  • Ed: Wrong Direction.
  • Interviewer: [Laughs] Wrong Direction, I love that. What's the best piece of advice you've ever received?
  • Ed: Always be nice to people.
  • Interviewer: That's cool. It works out every time. If you could work with any artist in the world, who would it be?
  • Ed: Beyonce. Beyonce. I have worked with her before, but not on an original song.
  • Interviewer: Could you name three things that make you happy right now? This Wednesday.
  • Ed: Uh, my cats. Pictures of my cats. And hearing about my cats. I like my cats. Three things.
  • Interviewer: [Laughs] What's the biggest no-no purchase you've ever bought?
  • Ed: No-no? Astin Martin. Astin Martin, yeah. I only drove it a couple of times.
  • Interviewer: Really?! How much was it?
  • Ed: It wasn't cheap. I feel like, I felt... I got it, and I felt cool. And then I felt like an idiot. I don't think sports cars are for me.
  • Interviewer: Do you still have it?
  • Ed: I do still have it, yeah. I let my manager's wife drive it. She uses it.
Heartbroken Part 5

Request: Hi Tori! You’re like my favorite author ever. Could you maybe write one where Bucky cheats on the reader, of course she’s heartbroken and when he realizes what he’s done he does everything to get her back? With happy or sad ending, whatever you prefer

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: Bucky trying (not really a warning but eh)

A/N: My best friend’s phone was fucking up (I could hear her perfectly fine but she couldn’t hear anything but static) and she told me that she could hear laughter from my end through the static noise and I flipped my shit because I wasn’t laughing. At. All. It was creepy as hell. But anyways, continue on :)

Bucky went the rest of the week not talking to you, not because he didn’t want to talk or be around you but because he was giving you space and because he had been planning on how to gain your trust back.

He couldn’t start big, you know, asking you to have dinner with him or be alone with you in general. He feared you still may not be comfortable around him and just him. He decided to start small.

“Please?” Bucky whined, clasping his hands together as he stood in front of Natasha and Steve.

“What movie are we gonna be watching?” Steve questioned. Bucky didn’t know why he asked, Steve would watch it with them no matter what.

“Burlesque.” he responds.

Natasha groaned. “Ugh but that’s her favorite movie and I hate that movie and then she’s gonna sing literally everything and then I’m gonna want to punch her because she has such an amazing voice and-”

“Hater.” Steve cut Natasha off from her rambling and she glared at him.

“So what do you say?” Bucky asked.

Steve looked at Natasha who pouted and smiled. “We’ll be there.”

“Great!” Bucky exclaimed at the same time Natasha groaned. Again. “I’ll go call her, hopefully she’ll answer and I’ll invite her over. Can you guys set up the living room?”

Steve smiled at his friend who was overly excited. “Yeah we got it pal.”

Bucky nods and runs off to his room. He grabs his phone and dials your number but something dawns on him and he quickly ends the call.

“Maybe this whole thing was a big mistake. I shouldn’t call her. She needs time away from me and I need to give her that.” He tells himself. “Ah, screw it.”

Bucky dials your number again and held the phone up to his hear. He hears the first ring and quickly ends it again.

“What are you doing? Just leave her alone!” he scolds himself. Bucky runs his fingers through his hair as he looked down at your contact. “Fuck it.”

For the third time, he calls you, only to hang up again after the second ring. “That’s it. I’m done. I’m not gonna call her, this was a mistake, she would’ve said no anyways.” he mumbles to himself. Bucky was just about to get up to tell Natasha and Steve it was off when his phone began ringing. He looked at the screen and gulped. It was Y/N.

Without hesitation, Bucky pressed the answer button. “Hello?”

“Hey Bucky.” you say, a little awkward. “Why’d you call?”

Bucky’s face paled. “Um.. It’s not - I just - it’s nothing actually.”

“You called me three times, it’s something.” you state.

Bucky sighed. “I.. Was wondering if you’d like to maybe come over and watch a movie with me?” you open your mouth to respond but he beats you to it. “-well not just me. Steve and Nat will be there to.”

At the mention of Natasha’s name, you calm down a bit. It won’t be awkward with those two with you. “Yeah sure, I’ll be there in ten.”

And sure enough, you were there, laying your head on Natasha’s lap on one couch while Steve and Bucky were on the other. While you were so focused on the movie, singing along with Christina Aguilera to Bound To You, Bucky watched from the opposite couch with a smile on his face.

He loved your voice. The days when you stayed the night together and he’d have nightmares, you would sing him back to sleep. Your voice - how do you even describe such a beautiful sound?

After the movie ended, you called it a night. You hugged Steve then Natasha before moving along to Bucky. You had almost hugged him but stopped yourself from doing so. Would it be too awkward?

Bucky gave you a small smile and waved. “Bye Y/N, see you later.”

You let out a sigh of relief, mentally thanking Bucky for not pushing it. “Yeah, see ya.”

It was like that for a while, he would hang out with you with the others around as to not make it so weird or awkward between the two of you. He didn’t want it to seem like he was forcing you to be around him. Bucky wanted you to be comfortable with his presence, and after a while, you were.

Once he knew you were okay to be around him alone, he decided to level up.

“Hey Y/N.” he says as he walked into Tony’s lab, spotting you at the table with a box full of bunnies in front of you.

With your tight grip on the box, you turn your head to Bucky. “Hey what’s up?”

“Um.. I was.. I’m sorry, what’s up with the bunnies?” he questioned, slowly walking over to you.

“Tony’s trying to make little stupid suits for them. That’s torture!” you respond, looking into the box with loving eyes. “These poor bunnies.”

Bucky thought it over, once, then twice before grabbing the box of bunnies. This startles you and you jump up from your seat, eyeing the brunette.

“Let’s get them out of here then, yeah?” he says, causing a smile to grow on your face. You look around the room and nod, the two of you quickly making your grand escape. When the elevator doors open up to the lobby, you smile, rushing out with Bucky following behind you. Before you made it to the door, Wanda walks in, smiling yet confused to see you with Bucky.

“What’s going on here?” she asked, trying to stay serious but she couldn’t help the smile that was easing its way on her face.

“Saving bunnies, no time to stop and talk. See you later Wanda.” you respond rushing past her but stopping and backing up. “And don’t tell Tony.”

You exit the building and Wanda looks up at Bucky with a smirk. “My question still stands.”

Bucky shrugs. “You heard the woman, saving bunnies.” and with that, he walks out to meet you outside.

“We should probably walk away from the building.” you say, trying to catch your breath. “Wow, I barely ran and I’m out of breath. I need to work out more.”

Bucky laughs, glancing at you ever so often as the two of you walked down the street.

“So what are you gonna do with these bunnies?” Bucky spoke up, half way down the road.

You shrug. “I dunno, keep them and raise them as my children.”

“That’s a good idea.” Bucky chuckled before you suddenly gasp, causing Bucky’s eyes to widen.

“What’ll I do if my apartment has an inspection? My building doesn’t allow pets. Oh no.” you groan.

Bucky thinks quick. “You could drop them off with me.” he suggests. “I’ll sneak them in my room, Tony will never know I have them and besides, no one ever comes in my room except Steve and I know he won’t say anything.”

You think it over for a bit. It should be fine, you consider Bucky to be a friend. Not a good friend or a best friend or even a close friend, but a friend. And friend was enough.

“Yeah, okay.” you nod, continuing your walk.

Bucky then remembers what he was meant to ask you in the first place, before the whole ‘saving bunnies’ thing took off. “Hey do you want to get some coffee with me?”

You let out a laugh at his outburst and he continued. “Actually I really want hot chocolate. The weathers really nice for hot chocolate.”

It really was. It was nearly December so it was pretty chilly outside. Soon they’d have snow falling.

“Aw now I really want hot chocolate too.” you whined, causing Bucky to chuckle.

“Let’s go get some. The bunnies can come too.” he says and you nod, allowing him to lead the way.

“Hey Bucky.” Tony calls out as he entered the kitchen where Bucky was rummaging through the fridge. He stands up straight and closes the fridge door.


“You and Y/N are on good terms, right?” he asked.

“Uh, yeah. Why?” Bucky was now intrigued.

“She left this in the lab the other day. Mind taking it back to her?” Tony held out a jacket and Bucky nods, grabbing the clothing.

Bucky made it to your apartment in record time and knocked on your door.

“One minute!” he could hear you shout before seeing you peek through the little window right next to the door. You open your door and pull him in quickly before shutting and locking the door again.

By the look on your face, something was going on but before Bucky could ask you what was wrong, you spoke.

“Remember when I thought it was a good idea to take care of seven bunnies?” you ask him and he nods. “Well it’s not. It’s a horrible, horrible idea.”

Before he could ask why, seven bunnies come hopping out of your room and into the living room.

“They won’t stay still. One hopped up on the counter and knocked over a plate. I can’t do this.” you say. Bucky held in his laugh as he watched one bunny continuously hop on the curtains until they fell, causing you to let out a frustrated groan.

“Okay, okay, I have an idea.” Bucky spoke.

“I’m listening.”

“We can give them away to people walking along the street.” he says and you ponder over it, tapping your chin in the process.

“For free?” you ask.

“For free.”

“And we’ll give them away to people who look like they’d be the perfect person to love and take care of a bunny?”


You look around, seeing the mess that the bunnies were already making and nod. “Okay, let’s do it.”

Which is how you both ended up on the street, asking people that were passing by if they wanted a free bunny. You had gave away almost all of them, only leaving 2 in the box.

“Hey little boy!” you say, catching the young boys attention. His mother looks at you before they both walk over to you and Bucky. “You want a free bunny?”

“Yeah!” he then looks up at his mother. “Can I have one, please mom, please?”

The mother looks at the bunnies, then at you and Bucky. “Why are you giving them away? Is there something wrong with them?”

“No, there was just too many of them to take care of all at once. I promise you they are completely healthy.” you respond with a smile.

The mother looks down at her child who was smiling up at her with hope in his eyes before nodding. “Okay. You can have one.”

“Yay!” the boy cheers and Bucky reaches into the box, pulling out a bunny and handing it over to the kid.

“Look, I even bought him a little jacket.” you say before standing up straight. Bucky thinks back to just ten minutes ago when you forced him to help you put tiny jackets on all seven bunnies. You didn’t want them to get cold.

“Thank you!” the child grins.

“No, thank you.” you respond. “Have a nice day.”

They walk away and you look down at the last bunny. His fur was white. Completely white, no specks of black or gray or any other color for that matter.

“Six down, one to go.” Bucky says, bending down to pick up the bunny but you stop him. “What is it?”

“I think I’ll keep this one.” you say.

“You sure?” he asked, looking up at you from his position on the floor.

“Yeah.” you pick up the bunny and smile. “His name is Winter.”

Bucky stands up and throws away the now empty box before strolling over to you. “Alright well let’s get you and Winter back up to your apartment. It’s freezing out here.” he says, placing his hand on your back as he gently pushed you over to your building door.

“Thanks for helping me, Bucky.” you say, not taking your eyes off of Winter.

Bucky smiles. “No problem.”

A/N: jeez this was pretty long, I kinda got carried away.


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lordhyderon-deactivated20170208  asked:

I love this AU ideas and that anon can fucking choke, Nina. My request: Notting Hill AU + HydeJackie :)

LOOOL, that’s the spirit. Aaaand, god choice! (mom’s actual favorite movie, man). But I’m not going to follow the movie as it was lol…

Actress Jackie Burkhart has found a successful career on her 20s, happily becoming Hollywood’s most loved face and every person who likes females’ dream girl. She has everything she ever wanted, right? So having a week off, she decides to visit her terrible mother in the little town of Point Place, Wisconsin.

Pam’s welcome is far from warm or even motherly, and the bad taste of it encourages Jackie to go out and explore the little town by her own. If someone recognizes her, at least it won’t be a big fuss like in bigger cities.

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The Weirdest Family in the Galaxy [Ch. 3]


Summary: Dipper and Mabel spend the summer of a lifetime in Gravity Falls, with their grumpy Grunkle Stan, who knows a lot more than he pretends to, and their weird Cousin Shifty, who might actually be a shapeshifting alien from outer space. And adopted.

[A/N:  I haven’t touched this verse in a long, long time.  But I still love the idea of the Pines family + one (1) recovering megalomaniac of a shapeshifting alien adoptee.  When Ford comes back through the portal, Stan’s going to kick his ass.

Previous parts can be found in the fic tag on my blog!  Or on AO3]


“Stan here has told me plenty about the both of you.”

Both twins stiffen like a board. “We plead the fifth,” they recite simultaneously. After a beat, Dipper adds, “Deputy Durland told us nothing would go on our permanent records.”

“Not unless we commit another misdemeanor with a sixty day period!” Mabel finishes cheerfully.

Grunkle Fiddleford looks pained, but utterly unsurprised.

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anonymous asked:

Since teenagers can be hormonal and not careful all the time ( lol I've been there sadly), can you write a pregnancy scare spideychelle fic or something along those lines 👀. Lol safe sex is very important though !

pregnancy scares are terrifying, guys. absolutely terrifying. so YEA of course i’m gonna write some spideychelle angst about it. i listened to this when I wrote it…and i’m gonna tell you, it helps set the mood. 

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When I Knew (Andre Silva)

“Hey babe?” Andre handed you the salt.

You two were doing what you did every Tuesday night, cooking together. Well, it was mostly you doing all the work and him handing you what you needed at the time. Still, it was cute and an irreplaceable part of your relationship.

“If this is about Afonso staying here next week, I already told you our house is his.” You added the seasoning to the pot as you stirred.

“No it’s not that. It’s just-when did you know that you loved me? Is there an exact moment when you knew for sure?” He removed the salt from the area and replaced it with the cayenne pepper.

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darkbrightsky  asked:

Could you do a kaishin Spirited Away AU? Thanks! ^-^

Okay, so I actually have a lot of trouble with Ghibli AUs because I LOVE Ghibli and my instinct is straight up always to just… write the WHOLE THING.  Like, point A to point B Ghibli AU, wholesale from the movie.  And while that would be fun to read, I am… not strong enough to write that.  (idk if anyone remembers my ill-fated attempt at a Destiel Kiki’s Delivery Service AU, but I still have the draft for that one, lol)  SO, what I’m trying to say is that, while I want to write the whole thing, I’m going to write a scene instead.  (Also, I kind of had to flip a coin?  Either of them could be Chihiro or Haku, so I just kind of… picked one and rolled with it XD)

Without further ado, I hope you enjoy!

“What’s your name?” Kid asked, his expression flat and glacial.  Shinichi shivered to see it.

“It’s Shin–” He dropped his head.  That wasn’t true now, was it.  “It’s Conan.”

“Then Conan, follow me.”  Kid led the way back to the elevator, completely silent, his heels clicking ominously on the wood floors.  Shinichi eyed him warily, gnawing at his lip.  He’d thought he could count on Kid’s help in getting out of this, but maybe that wasn’t true after all.

The ride down was equally silent.  “Kid…?”

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SUMMER/BEACH/VACATION [Sterek Support Package]

What better theme for the Sterek Support Network’s July rec package than summer? Here are some of our members’ favorite fics and fanart that deal with the beach, vacation, and other summer themes. Enjoy!


The Newlywed Game [M] [19,569] Captain_Loki

Stiles is (still) single when the pack’s getaway to the Caribbean comes by (oh misplaced optimism); lucky for him Derek is committed to being uncommitted and even after all these years is still powerless against Stiles’ unique forms of persuasion.

Cue a romantic getaway for two: sun, sand, and sarcasm abound…and the two roped into competing in the Resort’s version of the Newlywed game. Only it’s completely obvious it’s going to end in disaster. Probably homicide.

Most probably homicide.

Plot twist: It doesn’t.

I love this fic so much, it’s kind of my headcanon that Stiles and Derek know the ins and outs of each other. Also it has some pack feels and silliness all around. :) - rooming-with-a-narwhal

So this fic is one of my absolute favorites!! I mean derek and stiles are competing against married couples while in a fake relationship to play the game and they just work so well together no matter what and I love it… what I am saying is it is its cute and funny and if you havent you should read it - rocketshipposey

Derek Hale’s Very Bad, No Good (Nice) Summer [T] [37622] stilinskisparkles

“I’m going to kill you,” Derek says to his brother sourly.

“Darling, please, no death threats when you’re off to camp.”

“At camp?”

Talia smirks, “Keep them quiet, at least.”

I love stilinskisparkles fics a ton and I seem to rec them all the time, but seriously they are all amazing!! This one casts the entire hale family (+scott) as addams family esque characters and derek is forced to go to summer camp with stiles made-of-sunshine stilinski and so its all super funny!! my favorite part of this fic is how ALL of the characters interact with each other! - rocketshipposey

Past The Breakers [E] [40729] by thepsychicclam

fanart by Takkun

Stiles and Scott get summer jobs at the exclusive Seawolf Beach Resort, and the last thing Stiles expects is to start taking surf lessons from the hot lifeguard. 

A gorgeous summer fic. The setting and characters are beautiful, the angst and fluff is wonderful and the smut delicious. Plus, naked surfing Derek? Yes please! - stilinskiandthewolf

First of all it is hand-drawn?! Which is so awesome, it is so pretty and the style is amazing. It starts with a gorgeous drawing of the ocean and ends with cute sterek all cuddled up. I love it! - rooming-with-a-narwhal

Move a Mountain [E] [69006] ZainClaw

Stiles goes camping with his friends in New Mexico after graduation where they befriend a biker gang led by Derek: a guy whom Stiles can’t decide if he will be either relieved or devastated to never see again once their week is up.

This fic is actual perfection I absolutely adore everything about it. It’s got everything you need in a fic; fluff, smut, angst and a wonderful ending. - stilinskiandthewolf

God, I love this fic so much. It’s always on my read list whenever I go on vacation. - @kilaem

I adore everything about this fic! It has biker!Derek, post-graduation camping, and a dog named Yoda. There’s also a soundtrack and associated art to make this a well-rounded experience. - prettygirlbpd

To Navigate Your Seas [E] [26010] alisvolatpropiis

Derek is a beach bum/surfer; Stiles is his new neighbor. Feels ensue.

Beautifully written AU. I love the characterisation of Stiles and Derek and the setting is amazing. I can’t get enough of beach bum/surfer Derek! - stilinskiandthewolf

Mermaider [M] [15517] nothing_left_sacred

“So what you’re saying is; you’re a mermaid princess.” Erica concluded.

“Yes, clearly. That is what I am saying. Thank you for putting it so concisely.” Stiles sassed, frowning at her. He wasn’t fucking Ariel; this was so far from being a Disney movie it wasn’t even funny.

Or the one where a perfectly normal Beach Vacation escalates way too quickly, because this is Stiles’ life.

Hysterically funny with a perfect touch of angst and feels! - stilesbansheequeen

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Brown Sugar (USA, 2002)

Predictions: Well, we had to look this movie up because it was a replacement/suggestion movie, so Kat remembered the plot and could not make a prediction. Alex, happily, had totally forgotten, so she predicted that this movie was about two rival pastry chefs who fall in love despite their competing businesses.

Plot: Taye Diggs and Sanaa Lathan first discover their mutual love of hip-hop as children. Flash forward almost twenty years, and Sanaa Lathan is now the hip-hop reviewer for the LA Times, while Taye Diggs works at a big record label in New York. They are still best friends, and Sanaa Lathan is moving back to New York to be the editor-in-chief of a…hip-hop magazine?? (Note: we know nothing about hip-hop, so a lot of this movie was a little beyond us.) She’s also, on the side, apparently, writing a book about her love of “hip-hop” (read: Taye Diggs).

They reunite at a party, where Taye Diggs also decides to propose to his fancy lawyer girlfriend, whom he met like a hot second ago. Fancy Lawyer Girlfriend is beautiful, but Sanaa Lathan is like, idk, this seems like a bad idea, no reason, just normal friend feelings that I have. And Taye Diggs is like, WHAT? You’re totally mistaken! She’s perfect. So he marries her. But not before he and Sanaa Lathan accidentally make out, whoops. How might that accidentally happen, one wonders? Maybe because every time they hug it’s like, for an hour. Normal friend stuff.

Anyway, then Sanaa Lathan starts going out with a basketball player (who has hilarious aspirations of being a rapper, side note), and they get engaged, and Taye Diggs is not psyched, even though he is still married. Meanwhile, Taye Diggs – tired of being a sell-out – has quit his job to start his own record label, a venture that Sanaa Lathan fully supports, but Fancy Lawyer Wife does not. But maybe this is partly because Taye Diggs did not consult Fancy Lawyer Wife in the slightest before quitting his job, and then after he did quit immediately ran off to talk to Sanaa Lathan about it, instead of his spouse. Also, maybe his wife supported the idea of him having, you know, any money ever. Whaaaaat.

Eventually, Taye Diggs catches Fancy Lawyer Wife cheating on him, so that marriage falls apart, and Taye Diggs and Sanaa Lathan do some normal friend stuff to cope with it. By which we mean, they have sex. Taye Diggs, who has always been into Sanaa Lathan, is like, OBVIOUSLY THIS IS HOW IT WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE!!!! But Sanaa Lathan is like, nope, jk, still marrying Basketball Player. They do not talk for a while, as you might imagine. But she ends up breaking off her engagement anyway, because Basketball Player is not as dumb as he seemed and knows she’s, like, just not that into him. Sanaa Lathan rushes to find Taye Diggs, but she unfortunately conveniently spots him sharing a moment with Fancy Lawyer Ex-Wife, so…that scuppers that.

Then one day, Sanaa Lathan publishes her book and is on the radio promoting it – coincidentally on the same radio program that Taye Diggs’s client Mos Def’s song is debuting on – and Taye Diggs hears her talking about her love of “hip-hop,” aka him. He calls in, and they confess their love for each other via the phone, while he rushes to the station in a cab. They make up (and out) (obv).

Best Scene: So, there was a whole subplot with Taye Diggs wanting to sign Mos Def and Mos Def being like, eh, pass; but then, after Taye Diggs quits the sell-out label, they become pals. Mos Def joins Taye Diggs at a New Year’s party at Queen Latifah’s (so many famous music people in this movie, you guys…!), and Basketball Player confesses to Mos Def that he harbors dreams of being a rapper. Would Mos Def be Basketball Player’s mentor???? Mos Def does not want to. Mos Def judges Basketball Player real hard. It’s funny.

Worst Scene: At the sell-out label, Taye Diggs was forced to work with a black/white duo that called themselves the “Hip-Hop Dalmatians.” Every time they appeared on screen, we were just like…no. Just no.

Best Line: “Oh, shit, we ain’t never gonna eat now.” – Mos Def, voicing what we, too, would feel, if we were at a party at Queen Latifah’s with wings and crab cakes, and suddenly total stranger Basketball Player was like, hey everyone, I’m gonna propose now, before dinner. NO. FOOD FIRST.

Worst Line: Ummmm. While Taye Diggs and Sanaa Lathan’s friendship was very charming, their declarations of romance often left something to be desired. Just…too cheesy. So hard to choose a line. So many of them were so cheesy. Also, everything said by the Hip-Hop Dalmatians was abominable.

Highlights of the Watching Experience: Well, tbh, it was just nice to watch a true romcom starring black people that was not horrible. While we might not really have been its target audience (see: total lack of hip-hop knowledge), we still appreciated sighting many of our pet romcom tropes in the wild: people pretending to be just friends when they’re clearly in love, people acting like a couple and then being shocked that other people perceive them that way, and our new fave, the super-long platonic hug.

How Many POC in the Film: Almost everyone, and good-looking ones, too. Hooray!

Alternate Scenes: Here’s the thing about romcoms. There’s always the good part of the romcom (the part with them hanging out together, denying their feelings) and the whatever part of the romcom (the part with their job subplot, or whatever). This movie was maybe a touch heavy on the latter, although we did greatly enjoy Mos Def. We also wished that there had been a little more “com” to go with the “rom” between Taye Diggs and Sanaa Lathan. Perhaps a few more scenes with them charmingly bantering, rather than being so moody and troubled.

Was the Poster Better or Worse than the Film: Probably worse. The poster, while charmingly autumnal in its color scheme, raises some questions. Specifically, okay, at first you just think she’s hugging him from behind – how cute! Are they a couple? Are they friends? Look at Taye Diggs in his classy V-neck! But then, upon closer inspection…WHAT is Sanaa Lathan doing with her leg?? Wow, guys. This is some totally normal, platonic shit.

Score: 6.5 out of 10 platonic smooches. This movie disappointed us slightly, because the premise (two friends who are clearly in love, and everyone but them knows it) is one of our favorite tropes, but the execution was not as delightful as we might have hoped. It was…definitely a romcom, and yet some of the scenes had shades of romantic drama, which was weird. Occasionally it felt like Taye Diggs and Mos Def were starring in a romantic comedy, while Sanaa Lathan was auditioning for a moody indie film. Nonetheless, a solid score and a reasonably entertaining platonic makeout-fest.

Ranking: 20, out of the 80 movies we’ve seen so far. Not bad! While we were slightly bored at times, at least they actually got together, unlike in How to Be Single. (What garbage. Still mad.)

Celebrity Crush (Luke Hemmings Imagine)

Originally posted by lipringsandsnapbacks

Summary: Actress!Y/N and Luke both have a (celeb) crush on each other, and during an interview, the host makes things slightly awkward for Y/N.

Requested: Yeahh

Warnings: Swearing, but not much tbh

A/N: First of all Luke looks so frickin perfect in this gif. Second, sorry this took forever to write (I changed the request a lil bit hope that’s cool) and finally, this hasn’t been proof-read as usual :) enjoy ‘n’ gimme feedback x

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Another pick-up line? || Stiles Stilinski

kinda inspired by smooth stilinski (this series by truealqha that you should totally check out bcs its hilarious)
Also freshman!Stiles 


You walked into your first class, chemistry. Today, you were starting highschool and you were very worried about it.

“Is this place taken?” you asked 

“No” the girl smiled

You sat next to a girl with strawberry blonde hair and to her side, one guy was staring at her while the other one looked scared to start class

“hey there” you heard the guy with the buzz cut say 

She simply looked up at him and then back to her phone, continuing to text 

“Did we have class together, because I swear we’ve had chemistry” he said and she continued to ignore him which made you chuckle

“What?” he asked looking at you

“The line isn’t gonna work, we’re in chemistry and it’s the first day of school” you said 

“Technicalities” He said and another laugh left your mouth 

“I told you so” his friend said “By the way, I’m Scott and he’s Stiles” 

“Nice to meet you, I’m Y/N” you smiled before the teacher walked into class

A few days later, you were in the middle of class when stiles called on the girl next to you “Lydia” he whisper-yelled

She ignored him and so he continued to call her “What?” she finally said 

“Are you related to yoda?” he asked and she sighed “Because yodalicious” 

You choked on a laugh “Star wars pick-up line?” you raised your eyebrow at him “You’re seriously desperate”

“Okay then, Mrs.pick-up-line-pro” he said “how about you try a pick-up line out” 

The bell rang, as in perfect timing for you to escape “I’m no pro, but you can do better Stiles” you said and left class

Weeks passed and each day, stiles would try to tell you a pick-up line, but you were still not impressed our usually knew the line already 

“Hey Y/N” you heard call as he ran to catch up with you in the parking lot

“Hi Stiles” you said looking at the boy that you were slowly developing a crush on

“are you a parking ticket?” he asked, and you rolled your eyes

“Why? Because I’ve got fine written all over me?” you asked

“And here I thought I was original” he mumbled sarcastically and you chuckled

When you reached the bus station you stopped to face him “So uhm.. are you doing anything tonight?”

“me and scott are going to Jackson’s party, you’re invited right?” he stopped when he saw the bus coming

“Yeah, I’ll see you tonight then” you saw him smile before you entered the bus 


Entering the party made you feel uneasy, it was your first high school party and you had hardly made any new friends. 

Five minutes into the party and somebody had already spilled a drink on your dress making you even more annoyed

You ran to the bathroom but while doing so you also ran into stiles

“What’s the rush?” Stiles asked following you as you walked to the bathroom and tried cleaning your dress 

“I’m kinda busy here” you said trying to wipe the liquid away but failing, which made you groan 

“I can give you-” Stiles started but you were too annoyed for his jokes right now 

“I’m not in the mood for pick-up lines, stiles. Can you hang on?” you said

“Actually” he took off his jacket “I was going to offer you this but since you asked, I always have a pick-up line with me”

you lowered your face and blushed with embarrassment “I can’t hold on because I’ve already fallen for you” he said and you smiled

“That’s a new one” you laughed

“I know, I’m getting better at these” he chuckled

the two of you walked out of the bathroom and earned a few weird looks from people around you making you more uncomfortable 

“I think I’m going to head home” you said “It’s a few blocks away, so I’ll walk”

“Great, Then I’ll walk with you”


The two of you left the party in silence, tonight was horrible for you and you wanted nothing but to sit home and watch a movie

“Hey baby” Stiles said stopping in his tracks and you knew a pick-up line was coming your way any minute

“Yeah?” you stopped walking too

“Well shit” he said “You’re so beautiful I forgot my pick-up line”

you blushed but quickly realized it was the actual line “I can officially say I’m impressed with how far this stupid pick lines have come” you said “I almost fell for it”

Stiles’s smile fell off his face

“You know Y/N, I need to tell you something” his voice sounded very serious which was new to you “I actually seriously like you”

your lips parted, you were shocked and couldn’t even reply to his bluntness

“I can’t hide it anymore okay?” His eyes and his were still locked “Jokes aside, I seriously like you”

“Stiles I..” Every word you wanted to say suddenly became hard for you to pronounce

“It’s fine if you’ll reject me, I just needed you to know this because I’m getting sick of coming up with pick up lines. Truth is, I said the first one to lydia as a dare from Scott, but it caught your attention and I’m sick of acting” he rambled “I just– please tell me– say anything”

The look on his face broke you, you realized that he went out of his way for you and that he was worth it “I can’t” you answered him before pressing your lips to his “Stiles, you’re amazing” you admitted when you broke apart

he smirked “not as amazing as—”

“don’t” you chuckled before kissing him again

anonymous asked:

Do whatever you want just make it about Tendou lolololol

Yay! I did a bunch of assorted, random headcanons for my lizard boy
Hope you like them, anon! ♡

1. His s/o asked him to do the infamous “back paintings” with her once. While she painted an eagle with galaxy wings on his back, he drew a giant dick made out of pepe’s. Gotta love Satori.

2. He runs one of those meme blogs with 10,000+ followers.

3. He’s really touch deprived, so he melts at the slightest bit of affection. (Especially back scratches)

4. Prefers cuddles over sex any day. He’s kind of weird when he cuddles too, he’ll wrap all his gangly limbs around his s/o and just… trap them there. Speaking of cuddles, dates where him and his s/o just cuddle on the couch and watch movies are his absolute favorite.

5. His fashion sense is kinda… bad. Some days, he’ll wear khakis with a maroon sweatshirt and he looks amazing, but others, he’ll just wear the baggiest sweatpants known to man and an anime t-shirt and god, for a guy who goes to the best academy in Miyagi you would think he would dress a little bit better.

6. Spends more time on his hair than anyone on the team. He’s grown a bit insecure over the years, and if his hair doesn’t look ‘perfect’, he freaks out.

7. He’s really insecure about everything, actually. Most of the time, he’s pretty at ease with himself, but if he fails at something, whether it be a game, or school work, or anything in general, he falls into a pit of self loathing. All the haunting memories of his elementary/middle school years come rushing back at him, and it usually takes him a week or so to fall back into equilibrium.

8. When he falls into said slumps, he really craves positive attention. Whether it be from his teammates, or his s/o. (He’s a tad like Bokuto, really. Although, the only difference is, his emotions are a lot more stable and he’s better at hiding his sadness. Although, Semi tends to be really good at telling when he’s upset, because he had the tendency to cut back on sardonic remarks.)

9. He’s been to so many anime cons, although he doesn’t cosplay. Although, his s/o forced him into a Hisoka cosplay once, and it did not disappoint.
10. He has a bad habit of forgetting to sleep. He’ll just be in bed, looking at his phone and before he realizes it, it’s six o'clock and he has to get up for school. He hates himself for it, but continues to do it all the time.

11. When he actually does sleep, he’s errating. He never stays in one position, and its a nightmare when he sleeps with his s/o. The blanket ends up on the floor, his s/o gets kicked at least twice, he drools a bit, but for some reason, his s/o still finds it adorable.

12. Since he’s old enough, after the Shiratorizawa vs Karasuno match, he got a small eagle tattoo on his collarbone to represent the freedom he had when he was at the academy.
(I have a whole story based off this, I’ll post it if somebody requests it.)

13. He’s really bad at video games. Like horrible. He can play games like Danganronpa and Ao Oni, but that’s as far as he goes.

14. Since Shiratorizawa is basically a boarding school, in the beginning of their third year, Tendou, Reon, Yamagata, Ushijima and Eita got their pick of a huge dorm, and ended up living together until the end. Of course, as the year progressed, the idea seemed stupider and stupider by the day, but none of them gave up on it, even if Tendou and Yamagata drew dicks on everybody’s face when they were sleeping.

15. He has a bearded dragon named “Gaara” because when he first got it, it loved to bury itself in the sand in its terrarium. (Plus, it was a good excuse to name a pet after an anime character)

♡ ♡ ♡

Ice Skating

Anonymous said to crushimaginesx:
Heyya can you write an imagine about that you act like you don’t like each other but c/n gets jealous when an other boy is like flirty touching you … I don’t know if you already did one like this but I really like those stories idk why

You walk into the ice skating rink. It was a typical summers day outside; extremely hot. Stepping into the rink was an amazing feeling. It was nice and cold especially after being in the hot weather for so long. 

Your hand accidentally slides past c/n’s hands for a while, and that can’t help but putting a small smile onto your lips. You hire your skates, and place them on. Surprisingly, a perfect fit. You had skated a few times in your life, but you were definitely not a professional. 

You step onto the ice, still holding onto the sides. You slide your skates on the ice once, and you know that you are going to fall. C/n blasts off ahead of you. 

“Um, wow? Since when was [c/n] this good at skating?” you say in shock. He was an amazing skater. And it was satisfying watching him quickly skate round the rink. 

“Well, we both do ice hockey,” f/n says. 

“How did I not know that? Wow!” you say, yours eyes still locked on c/n. You watch his skates speed across the ice like it’s not hard at all. He finished his second lap of the rink, and slides back to where you and f/n/1 were. 

“Where did that come from,” you ask with a grin on your lips. 

“Oh you know, just a natural,” he gives you that beautiful smile, which causes you to nearly lose you balance. But you were still holding onto the sides. 

“You okay there?” he asks with a laugh.

“Nearly lost my balance there,” you smile. You slowly move your skates along the ice, barely actually skating. You notice c/n watching you from the corner of your eyes, but you try your hardest not to notice it, because it’s just making you more nervous than you are now. 

You let go of the sides, and attempt to properly skate, but before you know it you feel yourself falling, but you fall into someone’s arms around you before you do. You turn around to see f/n. 

“Perfect timing,” he says. 

“You saved my life!” you say sarcastically with a smirk, “Thank you.”

“Anytime,” he smiles. 

“Hey, where’d c/n go? He was here a second ago,” you say looking around for him, but spot him a few metres ahead of you. 

“He’s all the way done there,” he says, looking at c/n.

“He’s fast.”

“You need help with skating?” he asks. 

“Ah yes! I’m horrible.”

“You’re not too bad”.

“Yeah, no,  I’m horrible,” you laugh, and find your gaze unintentionally back at c/n without even trying. To your surprise, he’s looking back at you, but he doesn’t have any sort of emotion anywhere. You give him a small smile, but he just skates off. ‘What did I do to piss him off?’ you think. 

“You like him?” f/n says with a grin. 

“Uh, what, what are you talking about? I don’t like…? Um,” you stutter.

F/n laughs, “Yeah, sure you don’t, it’s so obvious.”

“Oh. Is it really that obvious?”

“Very. For me anyway,” he responds.

“For you? Why?” you ask curious. 

“I just know these things, you could say…I’m cupid. I’m good at noticing these things.”

“I see,” you smile, “but he probably hates me.”

“Why are you guys so blind? Trust me, he doesn’t hate you,” he chuckles, which sends hope through you. But you still aren’t sure of it, “Go talk to him.”

“And what exactly do I say?” 


“What, and do I chase him around the rink or something?” you laugh, and he laughs back.

“Yeah, if that’s what has to be done,” he grins.

“Sure,” you smile, and to that you attempt to skate like a normal person would. 

After an hour of skating around the rink, you notice how much better you had become. You had gained more speed, and you felt like you had something accomplished. Even though you were still horrible, you could at least skate without having to hold onto the sides. 

C/n overlaps you for the billionth time, but this time, you call for his name. You watch as he skids to a stop, and glides towards you. 

“Yeah?” he smiles, except the smile seemed so…forced? 

“Uh, um. Hey,” you open your mouth, and try to find a way to say something, but it doesn’t happen. You just struggle to say things, and its just comes out as this weird jumble of words. 

“Hey,” he laughs, “you’ve gotten so much better at skating.”

“Thanks, but I’ll never be as good as you.”

“Thanks [y/n], but don’t deny the fact that your amazing,” he smiles. 

You look down at your skates, hiding your smile. 

“God,” he whispers. You look up at him.


“I can’t believe how beautiful you are.”

You lips immediately transform into a smile, which you can’t control. Your cheeks boil up, he called you beautiful

“Thank you,” you whisper barely able to make out any proper words. 

“[y/n], can I tell you something?”

“Yeah, of course.”

“I like you, and I always have. I don’t know, I just wanted to tell you. Even if you’re into [f/n]. I just want you to know that.”

“I’m not into f/n,” you say confused, but happy and excited at the same time. You could feel your stomach doing these excited flips in your stomach. He LIKES YOU, “I like you, [c/n], no one else.”

“What? What about all that laughing and…”

“That was nothing,” you smile at him. The next things you knew, you were kissing. It wasn’t something you had expected. Your crushes never liked you back, it was always just a one way thing, where you like them, and they liked some other beautiful, funny girl. Someone that was the opposite of you. You watched all of these moments that would happen in movies, but it never happened in real life. But now now it was all happening. 

You seperate from the kiss, and nearly stumble back. He was still holding onto you, so when you fell, he fell. 

You both laugh, “Whoops,” you grin. He doesn’t say anything, he just kisses you again. In the middle of a ice skating rink. In front of everyone. But for the first time, it really didn’t matter anymore what other people thought. Because you just wanted that moment to happen like it was happening then, and there. 

anonymous asked:

Describe their perfect date with their s/o?

Sorry for the delay, anon! we made it maybe a little bit too long but hope you enjoy it~

Tamaki: He had gone crazy thinking of the perfect date, he had to do this right. In the end, it was you who had asked him out, noticing that he had way too much trouble doing it (mostly because he always turned into a blushing and mumbling mess, trying to be princely but failing epically). That’s why this had to be absolutely PERFECT. Dinner in an expensive restaurant and then you two were going to the theater, Kyoya had been the one who organized that so that there weren’t going to be any problems. So the blonde put on a suit, bought a bouquet of flowers and even let his maids (who had already seen you around a few times and totally shipped you with him) put a little bit of makeup, just to make sure.

Still, standing on your doorway bouquet in hand Tamaki realized that the only mistake he had made (which also happened to be the one who you would always tease him about) was to tell you the dress-code, so it was quite a surprise when you looked up at him wearing a suite while you were wearing jeans and shirt with the logo of one of those things you were always talking about. Luckily for him, you just decided to laugh it off. Leaving the bouquet in the house you left off for the night on his limo.

Flash forward after the date, you were both again at your doorway, dinner had been excellent and the show gave you even more things to laugh about. During all the evening, you to have been flirting, but Tamaki now seemed to feel more comfortable around you, or at least comfortable enough for not repeating the lame excuses for flirting he used in the club. You were both now outside your house, a couple of centimeters for each other and you had to admit that you were quite surprised by how he decided to take the initiative for your first kiss, or so you would have if what happened back when he tried to ask you out wasn’t repeating itself right there in front of you. Your future boyfriend was again a blushing mess, mumbling about how good you looked and about other stuff which included the good old ‘It really IS hot in here, isn’t it?’ so you just decided to take the initiative one more time and to kiss him.

“Guess it’s always gotta be me the one who makes the first move, huh?” You said, laughing and left into your house, looking back one more time to find him covering his face with one hand, hiding himself from the blush, before closing the door.

Kyoya: You started regretting showing Kyoya your favorite band right after you noticed how weird its music was. You nervously looked at him. He was serious. Concentrated. “It’s not bad.” Was all he had to say about your favorite song, to then unplug the earbud to continue with his writing of whatever-there-was-on-that-book. You were thankful of the fact that you didn’t tell him that those were your faves, he might have thought you were weird…This was all soon forgotten about this when two days later he made you stay with him on the club after school to ask you out. “There’s this thing I want to show you and I think you’ll really like it. So if you are free Saturday night, we can go together and call it a date!” Was exactly what he said, his smile, smoothness and your curiosity for the event where the things that made you accept. Well, those things and the fact that you liked him more than a baker likes bread. That’s a lot.

Saturday night, you were at the door of a club with a huge line in front of you, but that didn’t matter in the least. Why didn’t it matter? That was because you were right next to your crush in the line to see your favorite band’s recital. This was the tenth time within five minutes that you asked him how did he know that that was your favorite band (as you didn’t tell him in the club), and it was the tenth time within five minutes that he yet again reminded you “I know EVERYTHING”.

“Okay, Mr.Smooth,” you said this time, using the new nickname you’ve given him, “if you know everything, what’s 128√e980?” He answered some weird thing you don’t remember nor know if it’s right, but it made you shut up. After a little while of waiting a man who apparently knows Kyoya approached both of you and led you straight into the club, without having to stand in line. That was the moment you understood why all the hosts asked him for help when organizing their dates: He has contacts.

The music was blasting and you couldn’t restrain yourself from singing (more like shouting but whatever) at the top of your lungs and dancing in that weird way of yours. You laughed while dancing and turned to your crush, who was already looking at you, laughing for your weird moves. You took his hands although the song was about to finish and tried to force him to dance. When you were about to accomplish it, or to give up, the song ended and by the speakers the main vocal of the band made a quick announcement: “This song was requested for Y/N from your future boyfriend, enjoy!” And your favorite song started playing. You turned and kissed him in the middle of your fangirling, leaving Mr. Smooth little time to be shocked before you broke the kiss.

“How did you know?” You asked him, screaming into his ear so he could hear you above all that music.

“Didn’t I already tell you that I know EVERYTHING?” He joked. Needless to say, he had to dance this one song with you.

Hikaru: It was inspiring the determination that Hikaru had on getting you that Teddy Bear. You had been standing there for ten minutes aprox. and he wasn’t even getting close on winning the goddamn game about the clown and the water gun, you know, that typical game you play on amusement parks. You actually hated the game, that clown have always given you the creeps when it appeared on movies, but Hikaru wanted to play it as a part of your amusement park experience with him. Although he was completely absorbed into the game, eyes on the goal, this was the most fun you’ve had in a date. You’ve had been walking around the place for about an hour now, and you had eaten as much cotton candy as any human is physically able to. He showed you all of the games, making sure you had fun at all of them and buying you all the food you wanted. This was your first time in an amusement park, and he wanted to make it memorable. So you waltzed your way through the park laughing and joking having the best time ever. “You never went to an amusement park Y/N-chan?!” He had asked dramatically shocked when you mentioned it on the club, around the usual customers. “Guess I’ve got to be the one taking you to your first one, then!” You should have guessed for his smile at that moment that he was asking you out on a date, but only you did realize when you were eating your second cotton candy with him. You were now finishing, alone, your fifth one while you watched him play. You threw the stick on to a bin once you were over to get down to business.

“You’re doing it wrong!” You told your crush as you took the water gun from his hands and firing perfectly and the clown’s mouth, earning the teddy bear for yourself. “This is how you do it..” You turned to Hikaru who was stunned at how easily you won the game, also kind of scared of your great control over water guns. After 15 long seconds you began to blush and put the gun back where it belonged.

“You’re perfect.” He announced, taking you to the next ride. The roller coaster.

Flash forward 3 horrible loops and multiple moments which made your heart almost stop; you were reaching the end, slowly getting to the highest point of the ride. Front seat isn’t as great as it seemed back then. “Hey, can I ask you something?” Hikaru asked while you were slowly advancing, building climax.

Now?” You were astonished, thinking he was joking.

“Yes, now.” You nodded, giving him the OK sign. “Would you like to be my-?” Before he could finish, the peak was reached and the roller coaster went down at maximum speed, going again though the holy trinity or loops and finishing where it started. You stumbled your way out of the cart laughing, being dizzy in a whole new level. You tripped over something, but luckily Hikaru caught you before you hit the ground. You hugged him as tight as you possible could.

“Yes, I’d love to.”

Kaoru: He wanted to use the date as a way of knowing you better, so he decided that you two were going to a beach and you’d have a picnic looking at the stars. At first, you weren’t really sure about this, but your insecurity was soon forgotten when you saw how much effort he had put into decorating the place where you were going to eat. The place was full of little lights and the food was already set up, you later were told that Hikaru had been looking out for the food while you two made your way to the date. You were also told that he left as soon as you two arrived, but you weren’t so sure of that or the fact that he was the only member of the host club there, aside from Kaoru. Putting that aside, it was dreamy kind of date, the kind of date that guys couldn’t top off, which made their girlfriend get angry at them.

You talked for a long while about anything and everything. He put on some music you two had been previously listening together and you fangirled over things that you didn’t know you could fangirl with him before.  Truth be told, you didn’t think the date would have been as great as it actually finished off being. You thought of the million  ways the weather forecaster could be wrong, how maybe the stars couldn’t be properly seen from there, how maybe wind would ruin everything and how things could get really awkward with Kaoru. Mostly, the last one was the one that worried you the most. Kaoru was really nervous when asking you out, he was a blushing and mumbling mess and thinking back to it, you are amazed that you could actually understand what he meant. Maybe you understand him because you had been waiting so long for him to do it.

Flash forward after the meal, you two were lying in the mat looking at the stars, all your worries had been for nothing, as the weather forecaster was for once right and the stars could be perfectly seen. To make things better, you two were in a comfortable silence, looking up and somehow your hands were now holding and thanks to the cold, not only you were now wearing his jacket, but your bodies were closer. It was amazing how this wasn’t awkward or weird and you started wondering if you could never wake up.

“Stars are lovely, huh.” You said after a long while.

“Yeah, but they’re not the loveliest thing here…” He said, strangely confident. You hadn’t really flirted in the date and he didn’t seem like the Mr. Smooth type of guy. You turned to look at him and you weren’t really amazed to see him in the middle of a hardcore blush covering his face with the hand he wasn’t holding yours with. He made a tiny gap with his finger and looked at you, now it was your turn to furiously blush. Luckily for both of you, somehow the situation seemed funny enough to break off into a sea of laughter. While you were trying to calm down, he approached you and last thing you knew was that he was kissing you.

“Am I the only one who thinks this is not awkward because I’m rather surprised by the low level of awkwardness that this date has.” You said, breaking off the kiss. After a laugh and a quick peck, Kaoru agreed with you.

Mori: He liked the idea that Kaoru had given him, about going on a date and like that getting to know more the person, so he went along with it. Problem is that he is a guy of few words. This is why the first 20 minutes of the date were rather awkward. You don’t really know why you though it was going to be a very fun date, maybe it was by how blunt he was when asking you out. “I like you and I’d like to go out with you.” He said, you should have guessed that a part of the date qas going to be as awkward as the 10 seconds that followed his announcement.

After an ice cream, you understood that the fact that you were talking so much didn’t actually bother him. It was quite a relief . You walked around a park, at that moment you also discovered that if you asked him something, he’d answer. You were now talking about music and somehow, yes, you were talking. Like having a real conversation. Short story long, god is real. 

“So, why are you always so quiet?” You asked him just to start a conversation.

“I enjoy silence. Also, it helps me think.” He said seriously. He answered in more than one simple sentence, so you weren’t really angry at his little excuse for coperation at starting a chat.

“So,” you said, stepping in front of him playfully so that he couldn’t avoid your question, “what are you thinking right now?” You thought that you’d shock him, but it was quite the other way around when he leaned a couple of centimeters from your face to answer.

“I think that you’re really cute and that I really want to kiss you.” He said to then get straight and continue walking.

“Well, then follow Xia’s advice and Just Do It…” You mumbled really low in a joke to yourself. Apparently, he heard you and catching you off-guard, he followed his instructions. “What are you thinking?!” You said out of surprise

“I’m thinking that that was even better than what I imagined.”

Honey: Of course his date had to have cake, that was rule #1. What you didn’t knew it was how great the coffe/tea/milkshake there was, you wanted to think that he knew how much you loved it and that that was the actual reason why he brought you there. “Y/N-chan! Can you come with me after school so I can show you my favourite cake store?” He asked with those can’t-say-no-to puppy eyes. Back to the maybe-it-is-maybe-(it’s maybeline)-it-isn’t date, he was now talking non-stop about the girls in the host club. Although he seems childish and straight foward, he isn’t (mostly the latter) so trying to figure out the reasons to his actions was quite a mess. He did things that would make you feel jelouse, but you didn’t know if it was accidental or if he was trying to see your reaction.

“Y/N-CHAAN! Are you listening?” He told you off, taking you away from your thoughts.

“Of course I am!” You lied. Being friends with him for so long tought you 2 important things: 1) He talks a lot no-stop and 2) he gets real angry if you don’t listen to him. Normally #2 wouldn’t be a problem, but with Honey it was. Honey is scary when angry. In short, no one should be unlucky enough to see him like that.

“What was I saying then?” He asked, knowing that you’d fail.

“You were talking about your conversation with Tsumiki-san in the club.” I said, trying to sound sure.

“THAT WAS 10 MINUTES AGO!” He shouted, making some people turned. Somehow, you thought, he was still cute. Amazing. “Geez, it really is difficult to have a date with you, Y/N-chan…” He mumbled.


“D-date?” You stumbled with your words as you felt your cheeks turning bright red.

“Date.” He repeated, cheerfully as if it was nothing.

“Like a ro-romantic date?”

“Well, I like you. So yeah! Why did you think that I’d take you to this place if not.” You had to admit that he had a point right there, but still. “I’ve been liking you for some time now, but you always seem so clueless… I didn’t know how to do this if not!” He told you shyly.

 Again, there was just silence as you ate you cake, thoughtfully. Thinking back to it, you don’t know why you reacted that way. Your crush liked you back! Good job! No one knows how you acomplished it, but whatever you are doing you are doing it right! Nice! But yiur state of shock just left you there, internally scraming.

“So,” he talked one more time, “would you intentionally go out with me in a date?”

Needless to say, now you two are dating.

Haruhi: “We need to out-prank them.” You told her as soon as both of you sat down. Haruhi and yourself were 200% with the twins pranks. They had to be stopped and you needed take desperate mesures. 

“Yeah, but how?” Haruhi asked you as the waiter aproached you.

“With a lot of thinking AND caffeine.” And that’s why the waiter got both of you a cup of coffe. Haruhi handed you the sugar without you having to ask her to, guess you’ve been hanging out with her a LOT. While you added your 3 sugar spoons, you remembered the twins last prank.

“Hey, Y/N-chan~! Can you please put this back in the utility room?” Hikaru asked you refering to the volleyball balls he used during your PE class.

“You have arms and legs, do it yourself!” You told him, not actually being mean as he is your friend. 

“But we’re tireeeeeeeeed!” Kaoru complained with a pouty face.

“Yeah! Also, we have things to do! Oh, you have to go see Haruhi aka your love-”

“I’M GOING I’M GOING NOW BE GONE YOU GERMS!” You cutted them off, escapin the scene with a total of three volley balls in your arms. 

The utility room was small, but somehow the things fitted. You turned on the light, but just as it was turning on it broke. You forgot about it (until now) and went on into the room, thinking that you were going to be there just a second, anyway. You were wrong. 

“Huh, the light broke?” You heard Haruhi, the girl who the twins shipped you with, say probably to herself. You answered anyway.

“Yeah, we should probably tell a teacher…” You said, putting down everything and turning to see her doing the same thing.

“So, wanna go out for some commoner’s coffe?” You said, making a remark in commoners as you knew how much she hates it when you reffer to cheap coffe as the host club does.

“Don’t start it.” She said giving you a joking stare look, but then agreeing. You loved going out with her after school to drink something, she was fun to talk to and your cinversations were always interesting. You started thinking in something that you could talk about and everyone would agree that your conversation theme about the last book you read (the one that she had been telling you over and over again to read) was really good, if it actually happened. Reason why it didn’t happen: Door of the utility room refused to open. Reason why the utility room door refused to open: Twins. 

Short story long, you were in a small room with your crush for about 2 hours until the twins opened it saying:

“Did you two already kiss or what?”

Now their eyes are blue.

Back to the revengefull coffe you were about to drink, you looked at Haruhi, who was looking at nothing for some time thinking. It was a difficult task to make them a prank that they hadn’t done before, you had to admit.

“We need a plan.” Haruhi told you.

“I’ve got an idea!” You said, bringing her back to the earth.

“Really?” Guess she didn’t really think of you as someone with good prank ideas, but well, the more you know.

“Yeah! So you know how the twins like this place? We can order this dessert you like…”

“How’s that supposed to help?” She asked.

“Well, I guess it would be more apropiate if we called it a date!”


“This is a date.”


“You fine with it?”


She was fine with the little cute date of yours.

Thoughts on Batman V Superman (it’s pretty bad)

Originally posted by giphy


I went into Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice with low expectations. Like, about as low as they could possibly get.

Critics and creators I respect have said it’s really bad or that it’s so divergent from the characters its based on as to be unrecognizable. Friends I know said it was bad. But even still, my morbid curiosity about it got the better of me. I had to know for myself: Just how bad is this movie?

Worse than I could have imagined, but kinda amusing in its own way.

Originally posted by thecityoftomorrow

Bottom Line:

All the best scenes and dialogue from BvS are shown in its many trailers, and I mean ALL of them. There is NOTHING compelling in this movie that isn’t available online for free. Just watch that over again.

I swear to you, your brain will fill in the rest of the movie with more interesting scenes and ideas than what’s in the actual film. It’ll make more sense, and probably be less insulting and contemptible that what’s on screen in BvS.

Originally posted by selofain

My Initial Reaction:

Moviebob’s vitriolic rant of a review? That wasn’t just hyperbole. This movie is as sour and morose an experience as he described. Almost nothing about its story or its locations is established, character motivations don’t make sense, there’s a bunch of glaring plot holes, and the action is so goofy that it would be schlocky and fun if the characters weren’t so dour and joyless.

This movie is bad when judged on its own merits. It’s a weirdly paced, oddly structured mess that relies more on dream sequences than it does on actual character interaction. It’s a story told by “visual oriented” filmmakers who leave all the character interactions and dialogue feeling awkward or lifeless. It’s a series of well-made trailers/music videos that’ve been horribly stretched into an overlong movie.

This movie is SO much worse as an adaptation of DC Comics superheroes. It utterly misses the point of Superman, and it presents a ‘Dark Knight Returns’ version of Batman but without any of the context or history that made that character great.

For context, I unironically love the character of Superman. 

  • I love Superman as a gay icon. Clark’s dual identity of the mild-mannered reporter VS the bright, colourful, empowered hero is a powerful symbol for being in the closet.
  • I love Superman as an analogy for the world as seen by immigrants to the US: A literal immigrant raised on the virtues of the “American Way”, growing up to embody the absolute best of those virtues as an exemplar to the world.
  • I love that Superman is the perfect combination of “you can’t tell me what to do” childish power fantasy and “I always do the right and moral thing” example for children.
  • I love that, to me and countless others, Superman is a character who makes “doing the right thing” seem cool and empowering. ‘Doing the right thing’ versus ‘being a badass’ is almost never cool in modern fiction, but characters like Superman and The Doctor (Doctor Who) make it seem cool.
  • I love that he’s one of the few superheroes who has a good family that is there for him. A superhero who isn’t motivated by guilt, or tragedy, or a dark past, or destiny, or a tragic fate. Superman chooses to save people. He chooses to be a good man, and that choice is informed by him having parents who love and support him.

Both the Clark Kent and Superman characters in this film are almost sociopathic. Clark’s scenes with Lois make him seem inhuman and imposing, and as Superman he’s every bit the grim, frightening alien that Batman believes him to be. 

He threatens to kill Batman at least twice. I feel like his default inclination is to threaten his enemies with death. He’s a monster! 

That’s a version of the character that is so far removed from my understanding and appreciation of him that it’s completely alienating. Blech! I kinda hate it. 

Originally posted by gameraboy

My Feelings Later:

The movie isn’t all bad. I mean, it’s terrible, but it’s got its moments.

The casting was mostly good. Ben Affleck makes a great Bruce Wayne in the public, for what little we see of him being Bruce Wayne. Henry Cavill definitely looks the part of both Clark Kent and Superman. I want to see way more of Jeremy Irons as Alfred. Irons and Affleck have definitely sold me on the idea of a new solo Batman movie with the two of them.

Gal Gadot steals every scene she’s in as Wonder Woman, which is admittedly only one. Her reveal is so bombastic, she looks like she’s walked out of Snyder’s 300. I’m definitely interested in seeing more.  

The action in the film is so schlocky and weird and dumb, that thinking about it after the fact makes me giggle:

  • Batman apparently has an entirely ‘tire-based’ workout. Lifting tires, smashing tires with sledgehammers, dragging tires on ropes, doing chin ups with tires. It’s the “Bat Tire Workout”, and its goofy as fuck. 
  • There’s a bit where Batman rips a bathroom sink off of a wall and bludgeons Superman in the face with it while shouting. Then he spins Superman around on a rope, smashing him into walls. It’s pure schlock.
  • The President of the US orders a nuclear attack on Doomsday/Superman, but he’s does so via teleconference with all his dialogue shown as shots of a phone on a table. The whole time I’m thinking: “Oh, they elected a phone as a President! President Phone! Lookit the president resting on the table there. You show president phone some respect!”
  • Aquaman looks like a cranky old man barbarian in his brief reveal. He brandishes a trident at a submarine, as if to say “You damn kids, get away from my sunken ship!” 

This movie is so dumb. I kinda loved these goofy bits though.

When it isn’t frustrating or making me mad, I’ll bet BvS is a schlocky bad-movie masterpiece on par with Batman and Robin.

Originally posted by prettyboysbrokenhearts

The Big Takeaway:

Batman V Superman strikes me as a film made by people (Zack Snyder, David Goyer, Chris Terrio) who don’t really have any appreciation for Superman beyond being a messianic figure who can do punching real good.

The filmmakers never show Superman being a “good guy”. The montage of him saving people is framed against scenes of destruction and hopelessness. People literally look up at him in awe and fear while VO of news reports speculate on whether Superman is actually helping people.

Superman, a character often used as an optimistic and positive contrast to Batman’s dark and fear-inspiring presence, is presented in BvS as a psychopath who we’re only told stands for good.

It’s incredibly telling that the only point in the movie where other characters are inspired by Superman are at his funeral, once he’s dead and buried

As if to say “Superman can only be a positive force in people’s lives once he’s gone. He’s only valuable as a hero when we refer to him in the past tense, as a memory. We don’t want to have to deal with him in our movie(s) unless he’s causing destruction”.

Fuck this movie so hard.