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day 20 - anniversaries

Day twenty of the November Fic Challenge is anniversaries! I tried to go for a little less obvious scenario, but it’s mostly just a short and sweet drabble. Pepper/Tony/Rhodey established, set post-Homecoming.

Tony had known it was going to be a hard road when he started, but he hadn’t let that deter him. He pushed, and persevered, and though he’d stumbled a few times, he had two wonderful people at his side to help him up again. And now here he was, holding a bronze chip for one full year sober.

Pepper and Rhodey had wanted to take him out to celebrate, but he’d asked if they could stay in for the evening, and they’d readily agreed. He sits them in the living room, promising he’ll be right back, then disappears into the kitchen. When he returns a few minutes later, he’s got three big bowls with ice cream sundaes in his arms, and he brings them over to the couch and steals the spot in the middle.

“Shouldn’t we be the ones spoiling you?” Pepper asks, taking her bowl and spoon from him and leaning in to give him a kiss in exchange. “Today’s your day.”

“You remembered no sprinkles on mine, right?” Rhodey says as Tony hands him his bowl, and Tony laughs and tries to take the bowl back.

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I’m here.

Billy: and now you’re the one who’s scared….because now you’re gonna starve.

me: *deep breath*

Pennywise: *starts crying*

me: WOW YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING SOULLESS BITCHES HOW DARE YOU ALL HE’S TRYNNA DO IS FEED HIMSELF I MEAN MY GOD HAVE SOME DAMN HUMANITY LIKE GOT DAMN OH BOO HOO HE SCARES HIS VICTIMS BEFORE HE EATS THEM LIKE YALL TRYNNA ACT LIKE YOU AINT NEVER PUT SOME SEASONING ON YOUR FOOD BEFORE SHEEEEIT ALSO HE ONLY DOES THIS EVERY 27 YEARS LIKE COME ON I MEAN HOW MANY PEOPLE DO VAMPIRES KILL HMNNN HUH YOU EVER THINK OF THAT HOLY FUCK JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE DOING BEFORE YOU DO IT I MEAN WHY DON’T YOU USE HIM TO YOUR ADVANTAGE AND HAVE HIM EAT UP ALL THE RACISTS AND REAGAN ERA REPUBLICANS N SHIT MY FUCKING GOD HE COULD BE SUCH A GOOD USE TO SOCIETY LIKE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION AND ALL YOU LITTLE BITCHES BE IGNORIN THE USE OF THAT THING BETWEEN YOUR EARS AND JUST WANNA KILL THE POOR HAPLESS CREATURE WHOS JUST FUCKIN HUNGRY.

Billy: ………..

Pennywise: ………Y-YEAH, WHAT THEY SAID.

It’s a good thing I wasn’t a character in IT .

Pennywise threatning to kill me and trying to scare me also if those bullies tried to hurt me: 

If Pennywise tried to lure me down into the gutter to eat me: 

Me if I went down into the gutter to kill the clown: 

Me also if my fears were trying to attack me and kill me

Basically i’m cynical and I don’t give a crap