this movie is shit and the shit

Did you know that you can actually write a horror WITHOUT vilifying mentally ill people and perpetuating harmful misinterpretations of mental illness and related disorders? Wild, I know

Power Rangers @ Disneyland Headcanon

- Jason and Kim demanding that the group takes a picture at the castle

-Billy beating the fastpass system, so the group doesn’t wait in line for a single ride.

-They ride star tours five times….

-Trini running around with a Chewbacca backpack all day.

- Zack and Kim starting a lightsaber battle in tomorrowland and attracting a huge crowd

-Buddy system Trini and Kim, then Billy Jason and Zack

- All of them getting Mickey Ears in their respective ranger color

-Trini being the only one soaking wet after going on splash mountain…. They made her sit in the front.

-They get stuck on Pirates of the Caribbean. Zack gets five boats to sing pirates life for me.

- The group loses Billy and they start panicking until they notice a small crowd. Billy noticed a mama duck and her ducklings crossing from pond to pond and decided to help them cross.

- Billy having a rare collection of trader pins. Everyone wanting to trade with him until Jason shoos them off

-Trini kisses kim in their space mountain picture

-Zack passed out in the space mountain picture…. they were in Disneyland med for a half hour before they could go back into the park again

-Billy later buys the picture and has it framed above his bed.

- They ride the toy story ride, its turns into world war 3 inside. Jason talked the biggest game and ended up losing the worst with kim coming out on top. She claims she won in the name of feminism

- They go on the ferris wheel. Trini has a panic attack when they get to the top.  The whole group reassures her its almost over. They all forget it goes around twice. She comes off the ride crying and clinging to Kim.

-They ride the little mermaid twice to calm her down.

-They make the mistake of taking her on tower of terror right after

-“Trini that’s the closest to being on top as you’ll ever be” “shove it kim, im not kissing you for a week”

- They make it a point to see the electric parade, They notice a group of kids behind them can’t see. They all have a kid on their shoulders afterwards.

-When the fireworks show starts Zack tears up. “Its just so beautiful”

-They notice afterwards Trini was crying too. “The person narrating the firework show was Julie Andrews….. DO YOU KNOW HOW SPECIAL SHE IS?!?!”

-They walk out of the park singing every Disney song the can think of. All of them singing a different song

-Billy falls asleep on Jason During the tram ride back

- No one remembered where they parked the car.