Y/N: I DON’T KNOW
HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS
Y/N: WHAT IF A
BEAR ATTACKS ME?
Y/N: I CAN’T
FIGHT OFF A BEAR! THEY’RE TOO CUTE!
Steve: Calm down!
Y/N: I CAN’T I’M
FREAKING OUT I’M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE!
T’Challa: Take a
deep breath in. Out. Focus on your surroundings. I need you to stay alert. You
will be fine. We will track your phone and come get you but until then, I need
you to just stay where you are.
Y/N: Well Bruce is on vacation… Sam and Bucky would probably get lost trying to find me, Thor would get way too upset and freak out and Tony well, he’d never let me hear the end of this. Plus, you three are the most responsible.
Nat: Care to
explain how you ended up lost in the middle of nowhere?
suggested we go camping. Take a break. Relax. Enjoy nature. Do some stargazing.
BUT NOW I’M GOING TO DIE! I, AN AVENGER, DEFEATED BY NATURE!
Nat: This is Clint’s
Y/N: I mean,
partially… Don’t get mad at him, Nat!
Nat: He should
have been watching over you!
is Clint now? How did you get lost?
Y/N: The twins
went to get some wood for the fire while Peter and I set up the tents. Clint climbed
up a tree to view the sunset, I think. He didn’t explain. I saw this really
cute rabbit and I wanted to take a picture of it to show Thor when we got back.
But I wandered too far from camp! Everything looks the same out here! I tried
going back but it turns out I just went further away.
T’Challa: Are you
sure he wasn’t building a nest in the tree?
Steve: He took
the twins and Peter too?!
Y/N: For family
Nat: THAT LITTLE
GREMLIN! WE ARE GOING TO RESCUE YOU, THE TWINS AND PETER BUT WE ARE LEAVING
Steve: He should
have told us about this trip! This is very irresponsible of him. He should have
asked me or Tasha to come with!
Y/N:Video of Clint talking: “Uncle Steve and Aunt Nat will not be joining - CAN IT PETER, WE ARE A
FAMILY! I, uncle Clint - PETER I KNOW
WE’RE NOT RELATED! No Pietro, this does not mean Vision is now Wanda’s cousin
or brother. No, Pietro, this doesn’t make us Lannister’s now. Can I continue?!
It’s time for some good ole family bonding with you youngsters. Stop calling me
an old man, Pietro! We haven’t spent any time together. No, Y/N, I’m not going
crazy. Oh, yes, Nat and Steve are not here because they’d just go on and on
about safety and what not and just be really boring. PIETRO STOP EATING ALL THE
Y/N: That’s why.
T’Challa: Why did you record that?
Y/N: I sent it to Tony and he remixed it into a song. It’s very
catchy. I’ll send it to you.
Steve: I’M NOT
Nat: I UNDERSTAND
THAT STEVE’S BORING, BUT ME?!
Nat: I’M THE COOL
AUNT HERE, OKAY. YOU’RE THE RESPONSIBLE UNCLE. SAM IS THE FUN UNCLE.TONY IS THE DRUNK AUNT! BRUCE IS THE SWEET GRANDMA AND BUCKY IS… The estranged relative that nobody knew about that suddenly showed up one day. Wait, I’m getting too into this. I sound like Clint!
Steve: I’m the fun uncle…
Y/N: Have any of
you watched the blair witch project…?
T’Challa: I watched it with Shuri.
Y/N: I FEEL LIKE
I’M IN THAT MOVIE PLEASE HURRY! If I survive this, we should watch some more horror movies.
T’Challa: Iam sure Shuri would like that.
Steve: May I join too?
Nat: Now is not the time to be making plans! But count me in.
Clint has joined the chat.
Clint: Y/N, where
Clint: We’ve been
looking all over for you!
you finally come down from your nest?
BARTON, YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!
Clint: … Clint?
Who’s Clint? I’m not Clint. Uh. My name is Clintina. How did I get here? Wrong chat.
Y/N: I hear
Steve: YOU TOOK
OUR YOUNGEST, MOST INNOCENT AND PURE TEAM MATES OUT CAMPING!
Clint: See, I
knew Steve doesn’t like fun!
Clint: Pietro is hardly innocent!
Y/N: I think I’m
fine with it, just not with you being in charge.
NOW Y/N IS LOST! My precious Y/N!
Y/N: I can’t see who,
or what, it is but someone’s out here with me.
Clint: I THOUGHT
PETER WAS WITH HER!
Steve: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING OVER THEM! HOW ARE YOU EVEN A FATHER?!
Y/N: I’m not
Nat: When we get
there, Clint, you better hide in your tree!
Y/N: I can just see a figure among the trees.
Clint: Oh come
on, Tasha! At least I didn’t bring Tony with!
Y/N: Guys I’m
really scared, it’s watching me.
Steve: It would
have been better with Tony!
Clint: You take
Y/N: Wait it’s
T’Challa: Now is
hardly the time for fighting!
Nat: Clint are
you even with the twins and Peter?!
Y/N: It’s really, really, really dark! I can’t see, the light from my phone isn’t helping!
Clint: No, we
split up to find Y/N!
Y/N: Whatever that thing is, it’s chasing me now! I can’t make out what it is, it’s moving too fast!
Nat: YOU SPLIT
T’Challa: WHAT IF
THEY ALSO GET LOST NOW?
Y/N has been disconnected.
Steve: Y/N? OH NO
NOT MY Y/N!
Nat: By fighting
we didn’t notice Y/N was in danger! MY LITTLE ANGEL IS FACING THE UNKNOWN AND IT’S
YOUR FAULT, CLINT!
Clint: OH MY GOD
Y/N! MY ACTIONS HAVE KILLED HER! Thor is
going to strike me with lightning! And Bucky will throw me off a building!
T’Challa: When I
get there, I am kicking you in the face.
done it before, I’m ready. I deserve it.
Nat: CLINT GO AND
TRY TO FIND HER! WE’RE ON OUR WAY!
Steve: We trained
her ourselves… She can’t be dead… No…
Clint: WHO CAN
FIGHT OFF A SUPERNATURAL ENTITY!?
Peter has joined the chat.
Peter: I heard
screaming! I think it was Y/N!
nearby her then!
Steve: I want to
tell you to go after her but I’m scared something will happen to you too! WHAT
DO I DO?! I’M THE CAPTAIN. WHAT ORDERS DO I GIVE YOU?!
already making my way towards her.
Nat: Peter be
careful! We don’t know what has her!
Peter: I think I see her!
Peter: Wait… It’s not her…
Peter has been disconnected.
Clint: What will I tell Tony?!
Nat: I just got
him a gift! He was doing so well with training…
Steve: They have
to be alive.
Steve: I REFUSE
TO ACCEPT THAT THEY’RE DEAD!
Steve has left the chat.
Wanda has joined the chat.
Wanda: I’ve lost
Pietro! And I heard more screaming, it was high pitched so I think it could have been Y/N.
Clint: That was
me. I am distraught.
Nat: Wanda, go
back to camp and wait there!
Wanda: Wait, I
found Y/N’s phone! And Peter’s! They must be nearby.
go any further!
Wanda: I can find
them, I know it!
Wanda: I see
someone; it must be one of them!
Wanda has been disconnected.
Nat: Oh god no…
water on my face, I don’t know where it’s coming from. It’s not raining.
Clint: Wait, it’s
my tears. Never mind.
Nat: How will we
stop whatever it is?!
Clint: This is all
Clint: I’m going
to make this right.
Clint: I WILL
FIGHT IT AND SAVE THEM!
you fool! It’s a suicide mission!
Clint has left the chat.
T’Challa has added Thor, Tony, Sam, Bucky, Vision.
Vision, we need you to fly ahead and find them.
Thor: I WILL
CRUSH WHATEVER DARES TO INJURE MY PRINCESSES AND THE SPIDER BOY!
Vision: I will save you, Wanda!
Thor: And the others.
Vision: Yes, them too, of course…
Thor: And then
when they are rescued, I shall strike Clint with lightning. He’ll survive… I
Thor has left the chat.
Vision has left the chat.
Tony: This is a
Sam: I think
Bucky is crying…
Bucky: NO I’M
NOT! I’M JUST ALLERGIC TO YOU!
heartless! I’m crying. Who is going to train with me now? Who will watch silly
movies with me? Who will send me memes? Y/N is gone! Peter is gone! Wanda is gone!
Bucky: OKAY I’M
CRYING, JUST A LITTLE! I DIDN’T THINK THEY’D DIE LIKE THIS!
Tony: No! We
don’t know that! They must be alive… What will I tell Peter’s aunt?!
Nat: We should
have brought Bruce with us…
Pietro has joined the chat.
Pietro: HELP ME
Nat: Run, Pietro! We don’t call you sonic for nothing!
Pietro: Tell Thor
it’s me! He’s going to kill me if he doesn’t stop this!
Tony: Wait, why
is Thor attacking you?!
Pietro: When Y/N went missing, I found her in less
than a minute. It wasn’t hard with my speed. After that I decided to scare her.
I pretended to be something else and when I caught her, I just sped her off to
the nearest town. She is fine but very angry with me. I did the same to Peter and
Wanda. They are all safe and warm in a diner, I ordered them their favorite meals. I thought it would be funny to scare them. Peter screamed like a little girl. They were
all so terrified! I came back for Clint but Thor appeared!
course. I hope the diner has parking space for the quinjet.
please! Stop Thor!
Bucky: Why can’t
you speed off?
has managed to catch me! Thor is so angry.
Sam: You made me
mourn them. I will not mourn you.
Sam has left the chat.
Bucky: They must
have been terrified. I just want to hug them now.
Bucky has left the chat.
Nat: I am
disappointed in you, Pietro.
Nat has left the chat.
T’Challa has left the chat.
Tony has left the chat.
Pietro: It was
just a prank…
Pietro has left the chat.
Clint has joined the chat.
STORMING! THOR HAS COME FOR ME! I KNEW IT! THERE’S LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE!
Clint: DID YOU
GUYS SERIOUSLY FORGET THAT I’M STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!
Clint: Oh, the
lightning is for Pietro. HAHA THAT PUNK DESERVES IT!
SERIOUSLY COME BACK, I CAN’T DODGE ALL THIS LIGHTNING
can we talk about how Tony tries to “casually” get Happy to add peter to the list when this is everything BUT casual?? I mean he’s been that kid that doesn’t go to parties. He’s inviting Peter, excitable bubbly Peter, to the BIGGEST party there is where there are gonna be a-listers all over the place, so he can have fun. LIKE IT’S THE SAME AS THE HUG. HE’S SO EMOTIONALLY STUNTED AND YET HE’S STILL SUCH A DAD TRYING HIS BEST FOR HIS SON THIS MOVIE WILL LITERALLY FUCKING KILL ME
FICTION IS REALITY. Every time I read a book that featured fictional material it's starts trying to kill me. It pulled out a gun and started shooting at me and I ran and ran!I haven't read a book since. When I tried watching a non fiction movie it turned out it was BASED on a true story so the movie opened its great maw and ate me alive. I'm currently writing this from the belly of my tv screen. Send help quickly before the stomach acids of my tv finish dissolving my flesh! Please I'm begging y~
MY GOD THIS IS BAD😱😱😱!Quick we must burn anything that can can be used a entertainment. TV, BOOKS, GAME CONSOLES, COMPUTER. We can let fiction win!!! Hurry think of the children!
AND SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ANON! Assuming they a minor if not sorry it’s too late for you 🙁
Lin-Manuel Miranda, Kristin Chenoweth and More Broadway Stars Turn Out For Stephen Karam’s First Movie
You get four Tony winners for the price of one in “Speech & Debate,” the upcoming movie based on Stephen Karam’s first play. The film is directed by Dan Harris and screening for potential distributors this fall.
Those performers and more were attracted not only by Karam’s ties to the theater world, but also by a storyline that celebrates high school theater-nerds everywhere. The film and the 2007 play that inspired it, which kickstarted Karam’s career and simultaneously launched the emerging-artist incubator Roundabout Underground, follow three misfit high school students who find their voices through the speech and debate team.
“I really do think of it as a love letter to anyone who did speech and debate or did the school play,” Karam, also the film’s screenwriter, said.
Lin-Manuel Miranda shows up in a brief, goofy role — it involves a VHS and harem pants (x)
hello police, this man kills me every day. please send help
i have a crush on thranduil and i haven't even read the hobbit nor watched the movie. it's just literally your blog's fault. I came here for diva legolas months ago and I ended up going through pages of Thranduil after that because I thought he had pretty hair. something went wrong along the way send hELP /// (actual question; do you think I should read or watch the hobbit first?)
READ THE HOBBIT FIRST
It’s such a glorious book it needs to be experienced before you watch the movies trust me you won’t regret it
also since u have a crush thrandoololoo here u go im grateful i am the cause of this
My name is James, but my best friend, who is one of the original Avengers, calls me a nickname. I’ve got military experience as well as powers similar to those of my best friend. My best friend watches me fall from a height that should killed me, but I end up surviving due to my abilities. In my best friend’s second movie, we fight, and I win, but in the third movie, we fight together against a common foe.
Where do I start? With how I walked into the theater completely
unaware of how actually screwed I would be the moment I saw them together on
screen? Or with how I didn’t expect Adam Driver to be this damned attractive
with his emo angst and dark cloak and that damned sexy deep voice and the
freaking height difference between him and Rey and that incredibly sexually energized
interrogation scene and the line, “You know I can take whatever I want…” (I
swear that was the exact moment I knew I was going straight home after the
movie to read Reylo fic until I fell asleep)? Am I the only person madly
attracted to emotionally compromised, tall, dark men with a penchant for world
domination and their beautiful, confident, kickass girlfriends who take no shit?!
Just… kill me now.
But watch with my luck Rey’s gonna turn out to be a
Skywalker and we’ll all be fucked.
In the next room you heard the muffled moans of a man in
pain, but you knew no one was hurting him. Ever since Bucky joined the team you
were asked to look after him, and you honestly didn’t mind. You felt bad for
the guy, because no man should have to endure what he went through. He has
suffered enough, and you just wanted help him try to have some kind of normal
You waited a few minutes to see if it would stop, because
sometimes he will just fall back asleep after a nightmare, but it wasn’t often.
The second you hear the rustling of sheets you knew he was awake now. You were
sitting up in bed when Bucky came into your room. You looked at him in shock
but quickly pushed the feeling aside.
“I heard you were tossing and turning. Want to talk about
it?” You asked. You moved over in the bed to give him room to sit beside you.
He shook his head no, but he still sat down beside you.
Tonight is the first time that he’s come to you when he was upset, and you were
so happy. It wasn’t much but it was still progress.
“Would you like to do something to distract you?” You asked
He nodded his head slowly, “Yes please.”
“Hm are you hungry? We can go grab something to eat?” You
asked. Normally going outside was a no go, and even though he made a big step
he didn’t seem ready to go that far. So he simply shook his head no.
“Well it’s not too late. I can order pizza and we can stay
up and watch movies. How about we watch some of your favorite one? I remember
you said you wanted to watch them with me one day,” You said while placing a
gently hand on his cheek.
You were prepared to have him shy away but he actually
nuzzled his face against your hand, and looked content. “Yes I would like
actually. I think Charlie Chapin would cheer me up a lot.”
“Well you’re in luck,” You said while getting out of bed and
hold out your hand for him to take. He was hesitant at first but he took your
hand and walked with you into the living room.
“Good evening Jarvis. Could you please bring up the
projector, and do you know where Tony hides those move reels?” You said out
“Good evening Ms [y/l/n] and Mr. Barnes. The projector is
being raised now and the reels are by the DVDs.”
You went over to the huge wall and placed your hand on it. You
would never know that there was a scanner there unless Tony told you, and lucky
for you he allowed you access to it. The sound of hydraulics going to work and
moving to reveal the movie room.
“Come, its okay, I promise it’s safe in here,” You said
while holding out your hand again. This time he took it without hesitating at
all. You lead him inside and past the rows of DVDs. You finally found the reels
and you carried them into the next room. The projector was already on and read
while there were beds to be able to lie down and enjoy.
Bucky happily put in the first movie while you ordered
pizza, and you couldn’t help but to see the smile on his face. You laid down on
one of the beds, and Bucky soon followed.
As the movie played you both laughed, and you guys were
extremely happy when the pizza finally arrived. After finished almost half of
it Bucky finally spoke up.
“You were in the dream,” He whispered.
You turned towards him and raised your eyebrow, “You mean in
“Yeah, I was sent to kill you. You know, like how they tried
to send me to kill Steve,” His eyes were starting to water but you wiped them
“I’m right here Bucky. I trust you completely and I know you
would never hurt me,” You said softly.
“What if they try to brain wash me again? You already know
they’re after you. What if …” He
“What if what?”
“What if I can’t protect you? What if something happens and
I don’t get there in time?” He said seriously. You were told this would happen
when you were assigned to this mission, but you honestly didn’t mind it at all.
You were honored that Bucky was starting to get attached to you. It meant he
was starting to feel something other than rage again.
“Then you just have to promise to never leave my side?” You said
before kissing his cheek.
He blushed, and smiled when he saw how okay you were with
hold his metal hand that could crush you in seconds.
“I promise I won’t. Now let’s keep watching. The next movie
is my very favorite, and I think you’ll like it.”
“I can’t wait!” You said before laying your head on his
shoulder to finish the movie.