this movie is killing me send help

Camping

Requested By Anon


Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited T’Challa, Steve, Nat.

Y/N: Help!

Y/N: I’m lost!

Steve: Where are you?!

Y/N: I DON’T KNOW! I am LOST!

T’Challa: Can you describe your surroundings?

Y/N: Trees. Trees. TREES. I’m in a forest!

Nat: Oh this is bad.

Y/N: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS

Y/N: WHAT IF A BEAR ATTACKS ME?

Y/N: I CAN’T FIGHT OFF A BEAR! THEY’RE TOO CUTE!

Steve: Calm down!

Y/N: I CAN’T I’M FREAKING OUT I’M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE!

T’Challa: Take a deep breath in. Out. Focus on your surroundings. I need you to stay alert. You will be fine. We will track your phone and come get you but until then, I need you to just stay where you are.

Y/N: Okay. Thank you, T’Challa. It’s getting dark though! Please hurry!

Steve: I’m glad you came to us for help.

Y/N: Well Bruce is on vacation… Sam and Bucky would probably get lost trying to find me, Thor would get way too upset and freak out and Tony well, he’d never let me hear the end of this. Plus, you three are the most responsible.

Nat: Care to explain how you ended up lost in the middle of nowhere?

Y/N: Clint suggested we go camping. Take a break. Relax. Enjoy nature. Do some stargazing. BUT NOW I’M GOING TO DIE! I, AN AVENGER, DEFEATED BY NATURE!

Nat: This is Clint’s fault?!

Y/N: I mean, partially… Don’t get mad at him, Nat!

Nat: He should have been watching over you!

T’Challa: Where is Clint now? How did you get lost?

Y/N: The twins went to get some wood for the fire while Peter and I set up the tents. Clint climbed up a tree to view the sunset, I think. He didn’t explain. I saw this really cute rabbit and I wanted to take a picture of it to show Thor when we got back. But I wandered too far from camp! Everything looks the same out here! I tried going back but it turns out I just went further away.

T’Challa: Are you sure he wasn’t building a nest in the tree?

Steve: He took the twins and Peter too?!

Y/N: For family bonding!

Nat: THAT LITTLE GREMLIN! WE ARE GOING TO RESCUE YOU, THE TWINS AND PETER BUT WE ARE LEAVING CLINT BEHIND!

Steve: He should have told us about this trip! This is very irresponsible of him. He should have asked me or Tasha to come with!

Y/N: Video of Clint talking: “Uncle Steve and Aunt Nat will not be joining - CAN IT PETER, WE ARE A FAMILY!  I, uncle Clint - PETER I KNOW WE’RE NOT RELATED! No Pietro, this does not mean Vision is now Wanda’s cousin or brother. No, Pietro, this doesn’t make us Lannister’s now. Can I continue?! It’s time for some good ole family bonding with you youngsters. Stop calling me an old man, Pietro! We haven’t spent any time together. No, Y/N, I’m not going crazy. Oh, yes, Nat and Steve are not here because they’d just go on and on about safety and what not and just be really boring. PIETRO STOP EATING ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS!”

Y/N: That’s why.

T’Challa: Why did you record that?

Y/N: I sent it to Tony and he remixed it into a song. It’s very catchy. I’ll send it to you.

Steve: I’M NOT BORING!

Nat: I UNDERSTAND THAT STEVE’S BORING, BUT ME?!

Steve: NATASHA!

Nat: I’M THE COOL AUNT HERE, OKAY. YOU’RE THE RESPONSIBLE UNCLE. SAM IS THE FUN UNCLE.TONY IS THE DRUNK AUNT! BRUCE IS THE SWEET GRANDMA AND BUCKY IS… The estranged relative that nobody knew about that suddenly showed up one day.  Wait, I’m getting too into this. I sound like Clint!

Steve: I’m the fun uncle…

Y/N: Have any of you watched the blair witch project…?

T’Challa: I watched it with Shuri.

Y/N: I FEEL LIKE I’M IN THAT MOVIE PLEASE HURRY! If I survive this, we should watch some more horror movies.

T’Challa: I am sure Shuri would like that.

Steve: May I join too?

Nat: Now is not the time to be making plans! But count me in.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: Y/N, where are you?!

Clint: We’ve been looking all over for you!

T’Challa: Have you finally come down from your nest?

Nat: CLINT BARTON, YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

Clint: … Clint? Who’s Clint? I’m not Clint. Uh. My name is Clintina. How did I get here? Wrong chat.

Y/N: I hear footsteps!

Steve: YOU TOOK OUR YOUNGEST, MOST INNOCENT AND PURE TEAM MATES OUT CAMPING!

Clint: See, I knew Steve doesn’t like fun!

Clint: Pietro is hardly innocent!

Y/N: I think I’m being followed…

T’Challa: He’s fine with it, just not with you being in charge.

Steve: EXACTLY! NOW Y/N IS LOST! My precious Y/N!

Y/N: I can’t see who, or what, it is but someone’s out here with me.

Clint: I THOUGHT PETER WAS WITH HER!

Steve: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING OVER THEM! HOW ARE YOU EVEN A FATHER?!

Y/N: I’m not alone!

Nat: When we get there, Clint, you better hide in your tree!

Y/N: I can just see a figure among the trees.

Clint: Oh come on, Tasha! At least I didn’t bring Tony with!

Y/N: Guys I’m really scared, it’s watching me.

Steve: It would have been better with Tony!

Clint: You take that back!

Y/N: Wait it’s getting closer.

T’Challa: Now is hardly the time for fighting!

Nat: Clint are you even with the twins and Peter?!

Y/N: It’s really, really, really dark! I can’t see, the light from my phone isn’t helping!

Clint: No, we split up to find Y/N!

Y/N: Whatever that thing is, it’s chasing me now! I can’t make out what it is, it’s moving too fast!

Nat: YOU SPLIT UP?!

T’Challa: WHAT IF THEY ALSO GET LOST NOW?

Y/N has been disconnected.

Steve: Y/N? OH NO NOT MY Y/N!

Nat: By fighting we didn’t notice Y/N was in danger! MY LITTLE ANGEL IS FACING THE UNKNOWN AND IT’S YOUR FAULT, CLINT!

Clint: OH MY GOD Y/N! MY ACTIONS HAVE KILLED HER! Thor is going to strike me with lightning! And Bucky will throw me off a building!

T’Challa: When I get there, I am kicking you in the face.

Clint: You’ve done it before, I’m ready. I deserve it.

Nat: CLINT GO AND TRY TO FIND HER! WE’RE ON OUR WAY!

Steve: We trained her ourselves… She can’t be dead… No…

Clint: WHO CAN FIGHT OFF A SUPERNATURAL ENTITY!?

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: I heard screaming! I think it was Y/N!

T’Challa: You’re nearby her then!

Steve: I want to tell you to go after her but I’m scared something will happen to you too! WHAT DO I DO?! I’M THE CAPTAIN. WHAT ORDERS DO I GIVE YOU?!

Peter: I’m already making my way towards her.

Nat: Peter be careful! We don’t know what has her!

Peter: I think I see her!

Peter: Wait… It’s not her…

Peter has been disconnected.

Clint: What will I tell Tony?!

Nat: I just got him a gift! He was doing so well with training…

Steve: They have to be alive.

Steve: I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT THEY’RE DEAD!

Steve has left the chat.

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: I’ve lost Pietro! And I heard more screaming, it was high pitched so I think it could have been Y/N.

Clint: That was me. I am distraught.

Nat: Wanda, go back to camp and wait there!

Wanda: Wait, I found Y/N’s phone! And Peter’s! They must be nearby.

T’Challa: Don’t go any further!

Wanda: I can find them, I know it!

Wanda: I see someone; it must be one of them!

Wanda has been disconnected.

Nat: Oh god no…

Clint: There’s water on my face, I don’t know where it’s coming from. It’s not raining.

Clint: Wait, it’s my tears. Never mind.

Nat: How will we stop whatever it is?!

Clint: This is all my fault.

Clint: I’m going to make this right.

Clint: I WILL FIGHT IT AND SAVE THEM!

T’Challa: Clint, you fool! It’s a suicide mission!

Clint has left the chat.

T’Challa has added Thor, Tony, Sam, Bucky, Vision.

T’Challa: Thor, Vision, we need you to fly ahead and find them.

Thor: I WILL CRUSH WHATEVER DARES TO INJURE MY PRINCESSES AND THE SPIDER BOY!

Vision: I will save you, Wanda!

Thor: And the others.

Vision: Yes, them too, of course…

Thor: And then when they are rescued, I shall strike Clint with lightning. He’ll survive… I think.

Thor has left the chat.

Vision has left the chat.

Tony: This is a joke, right?

Tony: Some heartless prank?

Sam: I think Bucky is crying…

Bucky: NO I’M NOT! I’M JUST ALLERGIC TO YOU!

Sam: You’re heartless! I’m crying. Who is going to train with me now? Who will watch silly movies with me? Who will send me memes?  Y/N is gone! Peter is gone! Wanda is gone!

Bucky: OKAY I’M CRYING, JUST A LITTLE! I DIDN’T THINK THEY’D DIE LIKE THIS!

Tony: No! We don’t know that! They must be alive…  What will I tell Peter’s aunt?!

Nat: We should have brought Bruce with us…

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: HELP ME PLEASE!

Nat: Run, Pietro! We don’t call you sonic for nothing!

Pietro: Tell Thor it’s me! He’s going to kill me if he doesn’t stop this!

Tony: Wait, why is Thor attacking you?!

Pietro:  When Y/N went missing, I found her in less than a minute. It wasn’t hard with my speed. After that I decided to scare her. I pretended to be something else and when I caught her, I just sped her off to the nearest town. She is fine but very angry with me. I did the same to Peter and Wanda. They are all safe and warm in a diner, I ordered them their favorite meals. I thought it would be funny to scare them. Peter screamed like a little girl. They were all so terrified! I came back for Clint but Thor appeared!

Tony: Changing course. I hope the diner has parking space for the quinjet.

Pietro: No, please! Stop Thor!

T’Challa: You deserve this.

Bucky: Why can’t you speed off?

Pietro: Vision has managed to catch me! Thor is so angry.

Sam: You made me mourn them. I will not mourn you.

Sam has left the chat.

Bucky: They must have been terrified. I just want to hug them now.

Bucky has left the chat.

Nat: I am disappointed in you, Pietro.

Nat has left the chat.

T’Challa has left the chat.

Tony has left the chat.

Pietro: It was just a prank…

Pietro has left the chat.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: IT’S STORMING! THOR HAS COME FOR ME! I KNEW IT! THERE’S LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE!

Clint:

Clint: DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY FORGET THAT I’M STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!

Clint: Oh, the lightning is for Pietro. HAHA THAT PUNK DESERVES IT!

Clint: BUT SERIOUSLY COME BACK, I CAN’T DODGE ALL THIS LIGHTNING

Clint: PLEASE

Clint: AT LEAST GET ME SOME PIE FROM THE DINER!

Clint has left the chat.

can we talk about how Tony tries to “casually” get Happy to add peter to the list when this is everything BUT casual?? I mean he’s been that kid that doesn’t go to parties. He’s inviting Peter, excitable bubbly Peter, to the BIGGEST party there is where there are gonna be a-listers all over the place, so he can have fun.  LIKE IT’S THE SAME AS THE HUG. HE’S SO EMOTIONALLY STUNTED AND YET HE’S STILL SUCH A DAD TRYING HIS BEST FOR HIS SON THIS MOVIE WILL LITERALLY FUCKING KILL ME

anonymous asked:

FICTION IS REALITY. Every time I read a book that featured fictional material it's starts trying to kill me. It pulled out a gun and started shooting at me and I ran and ran!I haven't read a book since. When I tried watching a non fiction movie it turned out it was BASED on a true story so the movie opened its great maw and ate me alive. I'm currently writing this from the belly of my tv screen. Send help quickly before the stomach acids of my tv finish dissolving my flesh! Please I'm begging y~

MY GOD THIS IS BAD😱😱😱!Quick we must burn anything that can can be used a entertainment. TV, BOOKS, GAME CONSOLES, COMPUTER. We can let fiction win!!! Hurry think of the children!
AND SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ANON! Assuming they a minor if not sorry it’s too late for you 🙁

Got tagged by @nerdyholler​ to list my top faves (probably all problematic) from 10 fandoms. We’ll see how this goes……….

  1. Mass Effect OT- Thane Krios
  2. Mass Effect Andromeda- Reyes Vidal
  3. KOTOR ½- Atton Rand 
  4. Dynasty Warriors- Gan Ning  (I’m seeing a trend here)
  5. TESVI: Oblivion- Janus Hassildor
  6. TESV: Skyrim-Brynjolf
  7. Star Wars Clone Wars- Tossup between Hondo or Gregor
  8. Star Wars Movies- R2
  9. Firefly- Jayne (I’m telling you, there’s a trend!)
  10. FMA/FMAB- Roy Mustang

I’m not very good at tagging people sooooooo @ghostmanure@tehottyr@mmmerchedesi@vorchagirl@leraphe27@oo-monkeyshine-oo assuming you guys haven’t done it already. Have fun!

Lin-Manuel Miranda, Kristin Chenoweth and More Broadway Stars Turn Out For Stephen Karam’s First Movie
8/23/16

You get four Tony winners for the price of one in “Speech & Debate,” the upcoming movie based on Stephen Karam’s first play. The film is directed by Dan Harris and screening for potential distributors this fall.

Those performers and more were attracted not only by Karam’s ties to the theater world, but also by a storyline that celebrates high school theater-nerds everywhere. The film and the 2007 play that inspired it, which kickstarted Karam’s career and simultaneously launched the emerging-artist incubator Roundabout Underground, follow three misfit high school students who find their voices through the speech and debate team.

“I really do think of it as a love letter to anyone who did speech and debate or did the school play,” Karam, also the film’s screenwriter, said.

Lin-Manuel Miranda shows up in a brief, goofy role — it involves a VHS and harem pants (x)

hello police, this man kills me every day. please send help

anonymous asked:

i have a crush on thranduil and i haven't even read the hobbit nor watched the movie. it's just literally your blog's fault. I came here for diva legolas months ago and I ended up going through pages of Thranduil after that because I thought he had pretty hair. something went wrong along the way send hELP /// (actual question; do you think I should read or watch the hobbit first?)

READ THE HOBBIT FIRST 

It’s such a glorious book it needs to be experienced before you watch the movies trust me you won’t regret it 

also since u have a crush thrandoololoo here u go im grateful i am the cause of this 

Let’s play Guess the MCU Character

My name is James, but my best friend, who is one of the original Avengers, calls me a nickname. I’ve got military experience as well as powers similar to those of my best friend. My best friend watches me fall from a height that should killed me, but I end up surviving due to my abilities. In my best friend’s second movie, we fight, and I win, but in the third movie, we fight together against a common foe.

*hint*
There are two answers.

BTS reaction when their girlfriend trying to shave their faces

Feel free to send me more requests ^^V
Thank you :*

NONE of these gifs are our.

J-Hope:
*he helps you and show you where you must shave*

Jimin:
It’s so cool Honey. You should do it more often.

Jin:
*during shaving he stares at you and talks a lot*

JungKook:
But I don’t have to shave yet, Honey.

Rap Monster:
Really. I’m just kidding, honey. Don’t do this.

Suga:
But… You don’t want to kill me right?

V:
Awww… Baby… We can do it like in romantic movies right?

~heismybunny

optimisticmaniac  asked:

Let's talk about Reylo

Where do I start? With how I walked into the theater completely unaware of how actually screwed I would be the moment I saw them together on screen? Or with how I didn’t expect Adam Driver to be this damned attractive with his emo angst and dark cloak and that damned sexy deep voice and the freaking height difference between him and Rey and that incredibly sexually energized interrogation scene and the line, “You know I can take whatever I want…” (I swear that was the exact moment I knew I was going straight home after the movie to read Reylo fic until I fell asleep)? Am I the only person madly attracted to emotionally compromised, tall, dark men with a penchant for world domination and their beautiful, confident, kickass girlfriends who take no shit?!

Just… kill me now.

But watch with my luck Rey’s gonna turn out to be a Skywalker and we’ll all be fucked.

2

In the next room you heard the muffled moans of a man in pain, but you knew no one was hurting him. Ever since Bucky joined the team you were asked to look after him, and you honestly didn’t mind. You felt bad for the guy, because no man should have to endure what he went through. He has suffered enough, and you just wanted help him try to have some kind of normal life.

You waited a few minutes to see if it would stop, because sometimes he will just fall back asleep after a nightmare, but it wasn’t often. The second you hear the rustling of sheets you knew he was awake now. You were sitting up in bed when Bucky came into your room. You looked at him in shock but quickly pushed the feeling aside.

“I heard you were tossing and turning. Want to talk about it?” You asked. You moved over in the bed to give him room to sit beside you.

He shook his head no, but he still sat down beside you. Tonight is the first time that he’s come to you when he was upset, and you were so happy. It wasn’t much but it was still progress.

“Would you like to do something to distract you?” You asked softly.

He nodded his head slowly, “Yes please.”

“Hm are you hungry? We can go grab something to eat?” You asked. Normally going outside was a no go, and even though he made a big step he didn’t seem ready to go that far. So he simply shook his head no.

“Well it’s not too late. I can order pizza and we can stay up and watch movies. How about we watch some of your favorite one? I remember you said you wanted to watch them with me one day,” You said while placing a gently hand on his cheek.

You were prepared to have him shy away but he actually nuzzled his face against your hand, and looked content. “Yes I would like actually. I think Charlie Chapin would cheer me up a lot.”

“Well you’re in luck,” You said while getting out of bed and hold out your hand for him to take. He was hesitant at first but he took your hand and walked with you into the living room.

“Good evening Jarvis. Could you please bring up the projector, and do you know where Tony hides those move reels?” You said out loud.

“Good evening Ms [y/l/n] and Mr. Barnes. The projector is being raised now and the reels are by the DVDs.”

You went over to the huge wall and placed your hand on it. You would never know that there was a scanner there unless Tony told you, and lucky for you he allowed you access to it. The sound of hydraulics going to work and moving to reveal the movie room.

“Come, its okay, I promise it’s safe in here,” You said while holding out your hand again. This time he took it without hesitating at all. You lead him inside and past the rows of DVDs. You finally found the reels and you carried them into the next room. The projector was already on and read while there were beds to be able to lie down and enjoy.

Bucky happily put in the first movie while you ordered pizza, and you couldn’t help but to see the smile on his face. You laid down on one of the beds, and Bucky soon followed.

As the movie played you both laughed, and you guys were extremely happy when the pizza finally arrived. After finished almost half of it Bucky finally spoke up.

“You were in the dream,” He whispered.

You turned towards him and raised your eyebrow, “You mean in your nightmare?”

“Yeah, I was sent to kill you. You know, like how they tried to send me to kill Steve,” His eyes were starting to water but you wiped them away quickly.

“I’m right here Bucky. I trust you completely and I know you would never hurt me,” You said softly.

“What if they try to brain wash me again? You already know they’re after you. What if  …” He trailed off.

“What if what?”

“What if I can’t protect you? What if something happens and I don’t get there in time?” He said seriously. You were told this would happen when you were assigned to this mission, but you honestly didn’t mind it at all. You were honored that Bucky was starting to get attached to you. It meant he was starting to feel something other than rage again.

“Then you just have to promise to never leave my side?” You said before kissing his cheek.

He blushed, and smiled when he saw how okay you were with hold his metal hand that could crush you in seconds.

“I promise I won’t. Now let’s keep watching. The next movie is my very favorite, and I think you’ll like it.”

“I can’t wait!” You said before laying your head on his shoulder to finish the movie.


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