this month is going to rule

HELLO everybody!

Over the next couple of months or years I’m going to be posting up a bunch of clips that might look something like this. I want to play with different mediums and compile them all in the end to make one great big HELLO HELLO HELLO clip! I want diversity, so that’s where you, strangers all over the internet come in!

GIMMIE YOUR VOICE! 

Email it to: hellomelaphantastic@gmail.com

Rules:

  •  I want a few clean takes of “Hello” and one of “Hi”
  • Keep your clip under 10 seconds
  • Interpret this however you’d like. I will too. You can send your normal voice or a cartoony one. It can sound moody, or silly or whatever! Bonus points for kids and elders.
  • Remember to add your name! I’ll want to credit you.

I can’t wait to roll these out over the next couple of months, so do it! Do it! Do it!

hi everyone! since its almost my birthday / summer, also since i promised i would do them when i reached 4k (which is now a month or 2 and 0.5k ago). I decided to do a follow forever combined with tumblr awards. so here we go! i’ll be choosing the winners the 1st of august.

RULES

  • follow me
  • reblog this post (likes are bookmarks only)
  • open until august 1st(probably)
  • post has to reach 50 notes

AWARDS

  • alex danvers ☼ best url
  • kimberly hart ☼ best theme
  • diana prince ☼ best icon
  • maggie sawyer ☼ best original content*
  • freya mikaelson ☼ best supergirl fandom
  • waverly earp ☼ best multifandom
  • james olsen ☼ overall best
  • xavier dolls ☼ nicest blogger
  • arizona robbins ☼ rising star**
  • rebekah mikaelson ☼ fleur’s favourite

*put a your creations tag in the tags when you reblog

**follower count must be below 500, please submit a pic of your follower count

prizes and follow forever are under the cut

PRIZES

winners

  • a follow from me
  • 2 gifsets (upon request)
  • an aesthetic (upon request)
  • 5 promos (upon request)
  • my undying love

runner ups

  • a possible follow from me
  • an aesthetic or gifset (upon request)
  • 3 promos (upon request)
  • my undying love

FOLLOW FOREVER

A-B

@aca-trash - @actualasamisato -  @agentddanvers -  @agentgroves - @aledanvers - @alexdabvers - @alexdanveers - @alexdanvers - @alexdanverxs - @alexxdanverrs - @amanitacaplann - @amyskhaleesi - @antipulgas - @antoipe - @arizonarobins - @aunicorndumbass - @bbaratheonn - @blacksiren - @bleep-bleep-bleep -  @bluearrow126 -  @briesmodes

C-E

@caliietorres - @calzona-ga - @chloebeale - @chysleigh - @daisy-simmons -  @danaryas - @danversawyers - @deohsogay - @detective-maggie-sawyer - @dianaprincedc - @diancsthemyscira - @detectivednvers - @dyeanaprince - @earppwaverly - @earpwaverly - @earpwynonna - @elena-alvares - @emilyjunk - @emmas - @enthusiangst

F-J

@felixdawkins - @fireferret - @flowerbisexual - @frecklesnconstellations - @fyeahlexiegrey - @gabrielreiyes - @galacticsawyer - @gaysanvers - @haughtofcourse - @hearteyeskim - @homosaccharide - @ic-4u - @idanversalex - @indiankimberly - @jamesolsen - @japril - @jessequick - @jossscarter

K-L

@kara-luthors - @karolsens - @katebeckett - @kimberlyhartz - @kimberly-trini - @kimmiehart - @kndrickanna - @krispetrimberly - @laurelance - @lexiegreygfs  - @leigh-chyler - @leighlima - @lenacorp - @lenalvthor - @lexaspeanut - @lexassawyer - @lexicgrey - @llilabard - @llucylane - @lrbcn - @lupesalvarez - @lvthored

M-S

@maggiesawyer - @maggiesvwyer - @maggieswyers - @mcgaynnon - @meilingziegler - @mssawyerdanvers - @mxggiesawyer - @naiproo - @newtscamanders - @nyssalghul - @orysa - @overwatchs - @preciouswlw - @prettyandpowerful - @proudfanofeverything - @queeralex - @rangerzack - @sanjunipero1987 - @sanvors - @sapphics - @sapphicsuperhero - @sawyers-maggie - @scottnaomi - @scottymccall - @shadow-moon - @slances - @soft-wlw - @steve-diana - @supahgays - @supersanvers - @superscavenger - @svperheros

T-X

@themyscirawonder - @toodrunktofindaurl-mainblog - @trinikims - @trinisbeanies - @trinixkim - @veronicasinclair - @vixencanary - @volskya - @waverllyhaught - @waverlyrp - @waverlyyearp - @wayhavght - @wayshaught - @whodafuqisa - @wildemeraldeyes - @wlwrobbins - @wlws - @wondcrwomvns - @wonderwomnn - @wondwrwoman - @wynnonaearp - @wynonnaearrp - @wynonnna - @wynonnx - @xavierdolls

how did all of you get here??? ngl i actually started this blog way back, abandoned it for a month, returned, was off and on bc nothing was going on, but it finally picked up and boy was it worth it because now i have so many lovelies on this blog!!! so bc i love all of you, i’m gonna do a giveaway

RULES.

  • reblogs count, likes don’t
  • gotta be following me
  • ends on july 1

PRIZES.

  • first prize. one winner. get a playlist for your muse (and if we’re in a ship u can choose that too.) get a promo graphic. get an aesthetic or two of your muse (and same rules apply as above) and a set of 100 icons of your choice or 50 and an icon psd.
  • second prize. two winners. choose two of the above prizes.
  • third prize. three winners. choose one of the above prizes
  • bonus prize. my love and affection and how much i love you in perhaps an essay. this’ll just be at whoever
Trump’s travel ban is about to go into effect. Here’s why it’s immoral.
Six months ago, President Donald Trump signed an executive order shutting out refugees and halting visas from six Muslim-majority countries. The Supreme Court ruled that the Trump administration should be permitted to enforce the ban starting on Thursday, June 29. Below is an interview I conducted back in January with Joseph Carens, a professor of political theory at the University of Toronto and a dual citizen of Canada and the United States. Read more
NHLers and the Olympics (hypothetical)

1/?

Alex Ovechkin goes to the Olympics. No one questions his many carry on bags, or why one looks suspiciously like Nicklas Backstrom.

The NHL is curious as to why Henrik Lundqvist has been playing so poorly for the Rangers during the time of the Olympics. Joel Lunqvist must be feeling off too..he called in sick to work all month. 

Carey Price builds a small wall in his net, then leaves and goes to the Olympics. No one notices the difference. 

Sidney Crosby wants to go to the Olympics but he does not want to let down the Penguins or break the rules. Fleury and Letang put melatonin in  Crosbys PB&J. He wakes up on the Plane next to to Jamie Benn. 

A displeased Jamie Benn is duck taped to a giggly Tyler Seguin. 

Brent Burns smuggles  Joe Pavelski to the Olympics in his beard. 

Shea Weber fires a fake slap shot. It fake hits Markov, Plekanec and Pacioretty. They are all out for the month  with fake and vague injuries. They get fake beards and go to the Olympics under fake names. 

Erik Karlsson is very handsome. He tells the league he is going to the Olympics, they are distracted by all the handsome and tell him its fine.

No one wants to have to tell Tuukka Rask he cant go to the Olympics, so no one does.

anonymous asked:

Could you tell your uneducated followers, such as myself, some more about Ramadan? You're allowed to eat between sunset and sunrise, just not during the day? Are there rules about working during Ramadan if you have a job? Obviously some people can't take time off, but is it preferable to stay home with family? Do some countries, that you know of, recognize it as a holiday and give time off to Muslim citizens? Do you really fast everyday for the whole month!?

Sure. :)

From sunrise and sunset we can’t eat, drink, smoke or have sex. Obviously, if you live in a country with extremely long hours of sunlight it is a little different. 

You are allowed to go about your day as normal as possible. It is advisable to spend time with family and you should be focusing on strengthening your faith. 

Fasting is for those who are abled. 

If you are sick such as having the flu, have a health condition such a diabetes, old age, mental illness, being forced to do it against your will -‘compulsion’, experiencing intense hunger and/or thirst, you are travelling or you would face prosecution or experience fear due to fasting you may be exempt. People don’t fast while they are on their period (well, for good reason since that be incredibly uncomfortable), pregnant/breastfeeding (up to their discretion) and children are not required to fast (Some children do want try it out. I remember as a child I would get in the habit of fasting until midday as practice. Obviously it was not forced on me and I wanted to do it. Of course, parents need to be very watchful of their kids.)  

You can either make up the fasting days or if you have a long-term condition donate to charity. 

It is a festive time. We like to go out for special dinners, prepare special food and do more community activities. But most importantly the month is centred around helping the less fortunate. This is the time of year where we pay our yearly zakkat to the poor. A required amount of donations from your total earnings to someone in need. 

Fasting is suppose to teach patience, steadfastness and remind you of those who go hungry and thirsty. It is about controlling your desires. We do it the whole month- 29 or 30 days depending on the moon. 

Fasting shouldn’t be a distressing experience. For most people, fasting is relatively easy or just mildly uncomfortable. Most people report to feeling better during ramadan as it is good for the digestive system and lots of people actually gain weight surprisingly enough because they tend to have feasts at dinner. We eat two meals know as Suhoor in the morning and Iftaar at night. Water and dates are ‘sunnah’- Optional but a good habit- to have at both times as that is what the Prophet Muhammad (SA) use to do. 

Islam teaches that you must have a good breakfast before sunrise and that you break your fast as soon as it is sunset- it is forbidden to delay breaking your fast. It is not required to starve yourself at all. Healthy, abled people fast without any difficulties. It shouldn’t be at the cost of your health.

You are to prioritise your health and well-being. 

I live in Australia and nothing changes for me. I am not bothered by it because for me my life goes on as normal as fasting is not a difficulty. I went to a religious school for Primary School and High School so we had shorter days during ramadan. 

I am not aware of how it is practiced in Muslim countries. 

Thanks for your ask. Have a great day anon! 

Klance at a pride parade!!

-lance would go All Out and wear little bi pride heart stickers on his cheeks and so much glitter lance loves glitter

-tell me my baby boy Lance doesn’t have the cutest lil tie dye crop top in bi pride colors

-Keith’s emo ass wears a black tank top that just says “im gay” in rainbow letters and lance makes him wear shorts bc lance loves his Boyf’s tooshie

-keith also paints his nails in pride colors I don’t make the rules you guys

-lance is usually a pretty spirited person but he’s a l i v e at pride festivals. Especially when he’s with keith

-keith isn’t a big fan of crowds so it takes him a while to warm up but seeing lance so happy makes his heart sing and he’s all in

-they’re attached at the hip the entire day and they’re always Smoochin

-keith is covered in blue lipstick smudges bc lance definitely also rocks some lipstick

-they also end up stupidly plastered and lance is such a giggly drunk ok and he is so Long and Lanky all his limbs are just slung around keith

-keith is really pretty ok and a lot of boys try and hit on him and he is so flattered but he quickly dismisses them and introduces them to his wonderful Boy

-oh my god they’d just be so gross and in love at pride fight me

-lance posts a million off guards of keith smiling n bein cute on instagram

-keith is usually pretty MIA on social media aside from his snap streaks with hunk and pidge but he posts a lot of pics of he and lance being happy and In love at pride

-keith gets hella sunburnt bc he refuses to listen to lance about skin care and now he’s got major tan lines from his tank top and lance makes fun of him

I was doing you a favor by playing the long game...

I too was playing yet another long game by holding on to this for so long.

SO I had read earlier today the owner of a previous job of mine passed away. This was a place that tried to screw me pretty hard and I took some pro revenge on. It drug up some angry old feelings, so why not take an equal dose of catharsis?

WARNING: This is a doozy so strap in if you dare, no TL;DR it wouldn’t do justice.

So this takes place almost a decade ago. I was working as a department manager for a fairly large privately owned pest control company. Their color scheme was black and yellow, much like the taxi’s the owner’s dad used to drive. Since the taxi industry would be around for ever(hello Uber/Lyft) so would this pest control company, (this is important later) or so the owner used to parrot constantly. My job was to over see the techs doing treatments and set their stops and generally manage assorted insect control services, inventory, payroll for that dept, etc etc. I had taken the job from the owners son who took it from the previous manager who they demoted and yet stayed in the dept…this is important later. The owners son was a late 30’s early 40’s man child. I mean if he had dialed it back a few degrees he would have been an awesome guy, but anytime booze was involved he was a mess. If it was weed, he turned into the stereo typical obnoxious stoner making nothing but bad Jamaican accented jokes. He also hit on anything younger than him that moved…while being married w a pregnant wife. But I digress, the owner was a piece of work too, old Jewish guy who was as racist as he was old, not with any kind of seething hatred. Just a “this is the way it is” type attitude. My fave line of his, “The sky is blue, Ch#@ks know math, N@&ers are lazy, Jews know gold. What else is new” Like it was the most clever thing of all time. Finally now on to the revenge and need for such.

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perspective

this is for @ivory-leigh with special thanks to @onemuseleft for her help with the idea

i super didn’t mean to write this tonight but the idea was SO GOOD and i’ve really been jonesing to write

In the weeks following what they’re calling The Battle of New York, Bruce settles into the Tower with an incredible ease.

The floor Tony designed for him is shockingly well-suited to his tastes and needs considering how Tony likes to claim he’s not a team-player. Bruce suspects each floor is equally well-designed and perhaps that’s why they’re all able to slip into a routine so quickly.

It feels like something missing has slotted into place and Bruce can tell just by looking at the others’ faintly bewildered expressions when they look around at the space they share that they feel the same.

Still, Bruce never looks toward Harlem.

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I’ve been thinking about professor!magnus and soldier!alec since yesterday and idk if I want to commit myself to writing something like that when I know nothing about the army but I feel like there could be something very heartbreaking about it. 

Like maybe Alec is about to be deployed and it’s his what… 2nd? 3rd? tour and he’s happy to be unattached, despite what his siblings always say, because he knows how hard it is to be separated from the ones he loves but also to be left behind and he doesn’t want to do that to someone. So he doesn’t date and he doesn’t have a lot of close friends apart from his family and it’s ok, hes doing something important, serving his country and following his family’s footsteps (ofc they’d be a big military family) but then he meets Magnus … Idk where, somewhere random like a bookstore or grocery store or the outdoor market Izzy dragged him to and sparks  f l y. And Alec is confused/overwhelmed and reluctant despite Magnus flirting 110% with him. Maybe they exchange numbers maybe not, maybe they randomly meet again and Magnus is like uh funny twist of fate *flirty grin* and Alec is just…. abort mission holy shit help ???Because even though he’s had flings and hooks up, he’s never had a crush or somebody that made him go w o w  like this and it’s new? But he kinda wants to break his rule and say yes when the hot college professor asks him out and that’s new and kinda scary but he blurts out yes before he can fully think about it or change his mind. Of course, he has a nervous breakdown afterward and Izzy is like pls find your chill but he can’t find his chill cause he’s going away to get shot at in less than 3 months and the timing couldn’t more off and that’s not fair to Magnus to get him involved like that… Because, of course, Alec is the type of person to worry too much before anything even happens. Anyway, so they go on a date maybe a walk at dusk and some ice cream?? Idk why but I’m imagining this is set in a small coastal town? They can walk near the water while talking about everything and nothing?? I’m seeing a make out session on top of a lighthouse? Anyway, when Alec tells Magnus what he does and where he’s going he’s all sorry about that I should have told you straight away when you asked me out but Magnus is all its ok lets just see where this goes, it doesn’t have to be serious since you’re leaving so soon and they agree to have a fling… but feelings happen and it’s inconvenient!!!

I like imagining Alec walking Magnus to his classes when he’s stayed over the night before (Magnus teaches history in this, I feel it). And maybe on mornings he wasn’t at Magnus’ he does a little detour on his morning run to buy him breakfast and he leaves it in his office during the 8am lecture that Magnus hates so that he’ll have something nice after that hardship, a little muffin and a coffee with a cute note on the cup ‘cause Alec is sappy af even though he tries very hard to hide it. And maybe he buys Magnus peonies at some point, just because they’re pretty and Magnus is pretty and he’s never bought flowers for anyone before and he wanted to… And Magnus keeps teasing him flowers are not casual Mister!! because it’s easier to flirt and tease than to acknowledge the fact that Alec is leaving really soon and he might not come back, and Magnus isn’t even important enough to be considered someone he’s leaving behind (or at least that’s how he feels). Magnus tries not to think about it but he’s obsessing over the idea that he doesn’t even know Alec’s family and friends, doesn’t know anyone who would tell him if something happened??? But he doesn’t want to bring it up because it’s supposed to be casual and meaningless, something that ends when the semester ends. So they keep going on dates and Alec cooks for him and Magnus tries to ignore the uneasy feeling growing in his chest as time flies too fast. Until there aren’t any time left and Alec is leaving. So they take a walk just like their first date and they have ice cream and they make love and they definitely don’t talk about it even though they both know that they should and Alec just… leaves. 

And Magnus tries not to have a hard time about it but it’s tough and he’s grateful it’s the end of the semester ‘cause at least he’s busy between marking terrible essays and correcting exams. He goes out with his friends from the history department once they’re all done and he tries to have a fun time, but truth is… he’s worried. He starts watching the news a little too obsessively and his friends don’t like it but he can’t help himself. 

Alec has been gone three weeks when the first letter comes. It takes Magnus by surprise at first because in all the times they’ve been together Alec has always been a man of little words. That’s not to say he was emotionally unavailable or unwilling to discuss things and his feelings, but this is new, the way the words flow easily on the page like it was no hardship at all to put it all down, descriptions of his unit and where he is, a full paragraph about how much he misses Magnus’ cat and nothing about them at all. But Magnus gets it, he sees it for what it is, a peace offering maybe or a stubborn unwillingness to let go, so he writes back. He talks about his students, their successes and their struggles, and his friends, little things that have reminded him of Alec since he’s been gone. Soft stories for a soft boy in a hard place. And they keep going back and forth, sending each other little pieces of their respective lives and it should be enough, it’s more than Magnus expected, but it’s tough and he misses Alec like a limb, misses him in his bed and in his kitchen, misses him when summer classes start and he has no one to hold his hand on his way to work, no callused fingers to wrap around his… But every new letter is a blessing. It says many things but underneath it all, the most important message is I’m still here, I’m alive and I’m thinking about you. 

Okay so maybe it all comes to a halt one day when his phone rings and it’s Alec on the line, after all those weeks, all those months, and he sounds like h e l l  and he’s there on the phone, apologizing to Magnus because his phone bill is gonna be awful but I …. I just… I needed to hear your voice Magnus, I’m sorry. You… you c-can send me the bill if you want, I just… and it takes everything Magnus has for him not to break down and cry right there and then because Alec really doesn’t sound okay and he has no idea what happened and he has no idea what they are but that’s his boy there on the phone who’s hurting and he hasn’t heard his voice in weeks… So Magnus is like Please shut up about my phone bill, I don’t give a fuck about that. How are you? Are you okay? What happened? And Alec is reluctant to talk about it, doesn’t want to give any details, just keeps saying rough day, Magnus, rough day in this small voice and Magnus hates it more than he’s ever hated anything in his life. He doesn’t want to push Alec too hard so he just asks what can I do? and he hates the way his voice shakes, he wishes he could be stronger than this but Alec doesn’t seem to mind, he just sighs like he’s tired deep in his bones, deep in his soul, and says: just talk to me. So Magnus does, he rambles on nervously about what he had for breakfast and what he taught today, his lecture plan for tomorrow, his neighbor’s hatred for his cat and his favorite designer on the new season of Project Runway. He just babbles on, hoping it can help. All he wants to do is help. Alec hums here and there, asks a few questions, especially about Magnus’ work and at some point he runs out of things to say. There’s a beat of silence before he whispers I love you and he knows that won’t help but he can’t keep it inside anymore, he can’t live with this trapped inside of him, fighting to break free. Alec sighs again. I.. I w-wish… You… you shouldn’t say that. Don’t say that, please. It shouldn’t take Magnus by surprise but it does and it hurts. Me not saying it won’t make it untrue Alexander. Alec groans in frustration and Magnus can picture it perfectly, the way he’s probably bent over, head between his knees, one hand harshly buried in his hair. I didn’t want to put you through that. I didn’t want to put anyone through that but especially not you. He’s so noble and he’s so caring and Magnus knew that already but it hits him again, hard, that this is a man who puts others before himself every single time and who will fight tooth and nail anyone who dares try taking care of him. So Magnus does his best to sound as stern as he can:  Well just too bad because I’m here and you’re there and I love you. And you wishing it hadn’t happened won’t change anything and if you like me even the tiniest bit you’ll call me again because I have been worried sick. 

Alec calls every week after that. There’s a new kind of anxiety that comes with waiting for the phone call, waiting for the confirmation that Alec is okay, but Magnus is happy to live with it when it means he can hear Alec’s voice once a week, warm and soft when he asks Magnus what he’s been up to and insists to be put on the phone with the cat. I don’t want him to forget me! 

That boy. 

They don’t talk about what they are again and it takes until Alec is back on American soil, his head buried in Magnus’ neck so no one can see him cry, for him to say I love you back, but it doesn’t matter. He doesn’t need it. For now, Magnus cherishes every time his phone rings and he gets connected to Alec, he cherishes every time he can make him laugh, he cherishes every single plan they start making, every single hint that they can have a future together. 

It’s enough. 

Friends With Benfits

Pairing: Stuart x Reader

Author: @ninja-stiles

Warnings: holy lord, a lot of sin.

Words: 3627

Author’s Note: This is the first smut I’ve written that’s actually one of Dyl’s characters, and I love Stuart so I picked him. I got the idea from my best bb Caitlin. Thanks to @dumbass-stilinski for reading it over, proofreading, and lurking around when I was writing it last night. Hope you all enjoy!

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

Y/N’s POV


I’ve known Stuart for literally most of my life and ever since he’s left for college we haven’t had the chance to meet up and see each other. A lot of people don’t really know this, but Stuart was ultimately the one who took my virginity. A few days after that night, we couldn’t stand being away from each other, and managed to find our way into his bed again. That night, he made me cum so many times that I lost count. They way his hands, lips, and tongue felt on my warm skin it easily became addictive, especially that wonderful cock of his. For not having sex that many times he really knows what he’s doing and I’m loving it, so much that he’s ruined it for other guys. After so many times that we had fucked we decided to become friends with benefits, none of us declared the whole “no strings attached” rule, because I’ve honestly had a crush on him since we were kids, I just don’t know how he feels about me. It’s been about four or five months since me and Stuart have fucked and I’m going through major withdrawals.

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the signs as rules and tips for dating a hockey player
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>aries:</b> oh my god don't (JUST DON'T)<p/><b>taurus:</b> let him take his nap<p/><b>gemini:</b> lie about the fact that you ABSOLUTELY HATE his god awful green plaid suit<p/><b>cancer:</b> i've met plenty of brunettes<p/><b>leo:</b> learn the difference between classy and cheap<p/><b>virgo:</b> you know how little kids get when they don't get their naps? that's how it's going to be<p/><b>libra:</b> no matter what, under any circumstances, do not tell him what he did wrong<p/><b>scorpio:</b> never make plans for four months down the road<p/><b>sagittarius:</b> it's called being petty and a hoe<p/><b>capricorn:</b> have a life<p/><b>aquarius:</b> this isn't high school<p/><b>pisces:</b> don't complain about him playing xbox 9 hours out of the day<p/></p><p/></p>
Being Justin's little sister and dating Zach would include...

•Okay so Justin is soooo protective because ya know your guys home life has never been great.

•Zach first really got to know you when Justin went out of town with Jessica and her family and Justin asked him to keep track of/take care of you

•Zach asks you to go to dinner so you don’t have to hang out in your house without Justin for as long

•he’s awkward and cute bc he’s had a crush on you since he first became friends with Justin.

•Justin has the cliche rule that none of his friends can date you (of course this rule is broken because you’re only a year behind him and you’re hot af)

•Justin comes back and notices Zach looking out for you in the halls and approaching you whenever he can and he immediately knows something’s up

•after they all listen to the tapes they decide you can no longer go to Bryce’s and Zach starts driving you home

•He kisses you within the month and things take off real quick

•because you and Justin are so close you can’t hide it from him and you let him know that you seriously like Zach

•he reluctantly gives his blessing (I mean come on it’s better than you dating Bryce or Marcus)

•Justin walking in on you… more than once.
•Zach and Justin having one on one talks about what your future holds and how they can best support you

•Justin not allowing inappropriate talk about you in the locker room.

•Zach getting angry when the boys try to tell him that you two won’t last

•Zach being protective of you after he hears Bryce’s tape.

•Justin and Zach both not wanting you to hear their tapes and think less of them

•Being best friends with Jessica and talking about Justin and Zach together constantly

•after dating Zach for a long time, he goes to Justin to tell him that he’s in love with you, and with him going away for school and you still having your senior year, he wants to give you a promise ring.

•Justin is super taken aback and is like “what are your reasons why giving my sister this ring?”

•Zach gets nervous and blurts that it’s a promise that he’ll be faithful. And that he wants to marry you someday

•Zach and Justin putting their money together after you emancipate yourself from your mother, so they can help you with the few months of renting an apartment before you go to college

•going to the same college as Zach and taking road trips together to visit Justin at his college

•Justin crying when he walks you down the isle, as well as when you and Zach have your children.

•Zach treating you like gold, always and forever

•going on vacations with Zach and the kids and Justin and his family

•a weekend ritual you all have is having “boat days” which includes taking the family’s on the ocean in yours and Zach’s boat and having Zach educate all the kids on sea life and water.

I HOPE THESE WERE OKAY 😩 please keep requesting. I’m so stressed out with school I need some distractions!

Bts reaction to you having a mommy kink

Request 1:  I don’t know if you are taking requests, but if you are can you do BTS finding out you have a mommy kink?

Request 2:  Hi! Please can you do a bts reaction to finding out that their gf (who is younger than them and she look so innocent) has a mommy kink?

Request 3:  Can you do a reaction post of BTS when you confess to them you have a mommy kink? (although I personally think only the maknae line will be into it) Especially Jungkook always screams “mommy kink” to me since he likes older women and being called “baby” XDD

Request 4:  I don’t know if I already asked, but could you do a Reaction where the boys find out Jimin calls you Mommy? And Jimin’s Reaction to them finding out. Also, could you do one where you’re their GF, and they find out you have a Mommy Kink by going through your phone?

A/N: My Darlings are into Mommy kink bitches, get over it. Mommy approves.


Jin

“Fine. Okay. I have no problems…mommy.”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Yoongi

“Y/n, what things are you into, baby? Ok,ok,ok…sorry, mommy.”

Originally posted by yoonseok

Namjoon

“No. No way. Y/N, I’m your daddy baby. Fine, only once. In the bedroom, if you are a really good girl. Yes, I promise.”

Originally posted by thisisjustforfunval

Hoseok

“Ok. I think is strange, this whole parenting kink. But fine. I can try. Is this okay with you?” 

Originally posted by itsrapmonster

Jimin

“Mommy, Jiminie always knew this. Jiminie will be mommy’s good boy.”

Originally posted by kookies-for-taehyung

Taehyung

“Only in the bedroom. This won’t go out of there. If you are okay with this rule, I am okay too.”

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jungkook

“ We split. Six months I’m your bunny, six months you’re my princess.Deal?”

Originally posted by bangtan


Masterlist

Request if you have the patience. Those who request one-shots, darlings, I’m working on them. I won’t write anything fast and shabby. I made that clear. Quality before quantity.

AND CONFESS YOUR SINS, LOVE OR WHATEVER EMOTION YOU FEEL TOWARDS WHOEVER. WHAT HAVE YOU IMAGINED? MOMMY,A.K.A ME, WILL LISTEN.

Knuckles : Boxer!Ashton (Part 4)

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six

It’s over? Finally, it’s over.

You’ve been anticipating the end of it for the last few days but only officially noticed the change when you swapped out of your university clothes for an outfit more comfortable to sleep in. It took too long for your liking, but the strange and unhealthy cravings have finally left your tastebuds, the lower abdominal cramps have finally disappeared, and best of all, you can now feel safe wearing white shorts in public again.

Your period, as nature always seems to plan it, couldn’t have been gifted at a more inconvenient time–just two weeks prior to Ashton’s next fight. They may not sound related, but not only have you been irrationally irritated with him over the last few days for strictly hormonal reasons, sending him off to gym sessions in less than great moods, but you also haven’t shared a night of intimacy together since the beginning of your premenstraul temper. You always hate how uncontrollably turned off you feel when you’re going through the monthly cycle, all the bloating and cramping antagonistic to your sex drive. You’re especially disappointed this time, because while you’re usually able to get back into swing of things once your body returns to its normal status, you might not have the opportunity to with Ashton’s upcoming match being so soon.

There’s a superstition–the origin of it a mystery to you–that has Ashton convinced he shouldn’t have sex in the week leading up to a fight. You know it’s got something to do with staying focused and bottling up the energy, and in the seven months you’ve spent with him you’ve been polite enough not to question it, but right now your hormones are going on a final rampage before they settle back down, and you want your boyfriend bad. Despite his strange rule you figure it’s worth asking since after tonight he’ll still have six more days to abstain, and honestly, what harm could one orgasm do?

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Imagine meeting Dean in a bar.


Title: The Good Girl

Pairing: Dean x Reader, Sam, (briefly), Jayden, Rae, Dani, & Bailey (OFCs briefly mentioned)

Warnings: pre-smut, language, fluff

Word Count: 3.8k

A/N: So, this story is rooted in my own personal experience at 25. Obviously the guy wasn’t Dean fucking Winchester, but oh if he had been. *whew* Thank you Mimi and Erin for helping me see the issues and get them resolved. I know that a lot of you have been EAGERLY anticipating this fic. I REALLY hope it doesn’t disappoint you. It got lengthy and a little out of control and WILL have one more part. - I know it’s an HOUR LATE. SORRY!

Summary: You were a good girl. You went off to a private Christian college because  you knew there was a bad girl waiting to be set free. You wanted a career, so you made a choice. You went away. You didn’t smoke. Didn’t drink until you were 21. No bars until you were 23. Didn’t have sex until you were in love, or at least you thought you were in love. You’ve always liked who you are, but there was a pretty distinct shift when you were 25. Five friends. One guy. One piano. One drink. One bar. Everything changed. You’re different now, and you’re certain you’ll never forget that leather jacket or those green eyes. Jan. 24th, 2012. The day Dean Winchester rolled through town.

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anonymous asked:

If it hasn't already been done (I know I haven't read them all yet) could you do 71 with matt and niel? I can't ever get enough of their friendship

71: “There’s a thunderstorm outside and you want to do what?” 

The court is soup, stirring and humid, and Matt stares straight up at the ceiling, trying to catch a proper breath. He’s aware of Dan folded almost in half by the benches, holding a stitch in her side like something’s about to pop out. 

Nicky’s starfished a metre away from Matt, gasping dramatically with both arms criss-cross flung over his eyes. The rest of the team is hunched or stretched like roman statues, twisted in grotesque shapes to take the pressure off of their overworked ankles and lungs.

Inevitably, Neil is utterly solid on his feet, chest still heaving with exertion but eyes focused. Andrew passes him an unscrewed water bottle and they make eye contact for five whole seconds too long. Matt snorts, rolling away onto his front and grimacing at the sweaty peeling sound his uniform makes.

“Neil,” he calls, holding his own flushed cheeks. “Any ETA on when we can scrape ourselves off the court?”

“What?” he asks sharply.

“We just want to whither and die in our own homes,” Nicky moans.

“We have a half hour left in our regular practice plus we’re a month away from semifinals,” Neil says, incredulous. “We should be working harder than ever.”

“A month,” Allison repeats. “As in one month. As in what— over forty practices to go?”

Matt sneaks a glance and Neil has his arms crossed, his mouth sour. “The ravens will be—“

“Nope,” Allison interrupts,  “I’m sick of hearing about what Edgar Allan’s demonic fucking automatons would do. They don’t play by the same rules as us. That’s sort of the point.”

“We’ll be better fresh, Neil,” Dan says, still panting a little from her last lap. “You know what pushing too hard looks like.”

“And I know what not pushing hard enough looks like,” Neil snaps, harsh and echoey in their plexiglass cage. He swallows a couple of times, maybe trying to get the taste of his outburst out of his mouth, and then he looks away. “Some of you meet resistance and stop pushing.”

“I mean If I know anything about Q-tips, that’s what you’re supposed to do,” Nicky says.

“Your body resists for a reason.” Aaron grimaces, apparently upset to be agreeing with his cousin.

“Neil’s right,” Kevin says, and everyone groans. His eyes narrow, and he taps his racquet on the floor like he’s calling order to a courtroom. “We’re not improving. We’re stagnant, and we’re taking the extra bulk of the newbies for granted. More bodies doesn’t guarantee a win, we know this. We have to switch things up.”

“Switch things up,” Allison repeats, leaning back on her hands. “What would you propose, Queenie? You want us to switch jersey’s? Play on a basketball court?”

“The jersey thing sounds fun,” Matt says, sly. “Dibs on Dan’s.”

“Switch things up,” Neil echoes, and Matt watches helplessly as a bad idea dawns on him. 

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Miraculous Fandom Events: June Reference Sheet

There’s a lot of stuff happening in June in this fandom, so I figured a quick rundown of everything that’s coming up for this month might be helpful for some people who might not otherwise know what’s happening and when. 

1) Think Outside the Lovesquare ( @thinkoutsidethelovesquare )

  • A month devoted to rare pairs and non-lovesquare pairings and each week has a different theme (daily prompts, remixes of scenes from the show, a week for polyamorous ships, and remixes of other people’s fics). 
  • Here’s a link to a post explaining the entire month
  • Here’s a link to all of the prompts for Week 1 (which starts tomorrow!)
  • Make sure to check out their FAQ and send their blog asks if you have questions

2) Julerose June ( creds to @loosescrewslefty )

  • A month devoted to Julerose (Juleka x Rose) that’s got daily prompts for each day of the month for you to content create for
  • Here’s a link to the post with the calendar of all the prompts since this also starts tomorrow!

3) Miraculous Pride Month ( @queermiraculous )

  • June is Pride Month! So a bunch of queer Miraculous fans came up with a calendar of prompts in honor of Pride Month! 
  • Because this is a pride-themed calendar, these are meant to be used to celebrate any queer ships within the miraculous fandom
  • Here’s a link to the post with the calendar of all the prompts (creds to @megatraven for making the calendar). Starts tomorrow!

4) Ladrien June ( creds to @professaurus )

  • A month devoted to Ladrien (Ladybug x Adrien) that also has daily prompts for each day of the month for you to content create for
  • Here’s a link to the post with the calendar of all the prompts. Also starts tomorrow!

5) Chlonath Week (creds to @powerdragonmoon )

  • A week devoted to Chlonath (Chloe x Nathanael) that will run from June 11th to June 17th and will have daily prompts for each day of the week for you to content create for
  • Here’s a link to the post with the list of all the prompts so that you all can get a jump on it early and be prepared

6) Chat Noir Zine Pre-Orders ( @meowraculouschatnoirzine )

  • If you didn’t know there’s a Chat Noir Zine currently in the works! Creators are still hard at work finishing up their pieces, but if you’re interested in pre-ordering a physical copy of the zine, those are due on June 5th
  • Here’s the link to the pre-order information. If you’re interested in getting a physical copy of the zine, there’s a minimum donation of $10 to cover printing costs (if you’re able to donate more, it’s appreciated! It’ll either be used to cover the costs of zines for people who can’t afford it or be sent to charity)
  • Keep an eye on their blog for more information about shipping costs when the zines are ready to be sent out! Free digital downloads will also be available to those who want that as well

7) Voting Period for ML Ultimate Guess Who Challenge ( @mlficwritersanon )

  • A bunch of writers all got together and anonymously wrote reveal stories so that the fandom can try and guess which writers wrote which fics! The deadline for voting has been extended until June 18th. 
  • Here’s a link to the AO3 collection
  • Here’s a link to the post explaining the ballots
  • Check out the Rules and Guidelines if you have questions. 

EDIT: 8) Alyadrien Week ( @miraculous-weeks )

  • Alyadrien Week is back on! It’s a week devoted to Alyadrien (Alya x Adrien) that will run from June 12th to June 18th and will have daily prompts for each day of the week. 
  • Prompts haven’t been decided yet but I’ll update this with links once prompts are released. In the meantime, go here to suggest prompts you’d like to see. 

If I’m missing anything, let me know and I’ll edit the post :)