“Yeah, I saw him this morning before he went to work.” Meredith stopped, turning to look at you with a suspicious glint in her eye.
“Whatever you have going on with Derek, it needs to stop. I love him, I love him so much and I will not let him leave me for a younger woman.” You stared at her for a moment, mouth hanging open in shock and then burst into laughter. “I’m serious!”
“Oh my god Meredith, I’m his daughter! I’m living with him while I finish my degree.” This time it was Meredith with a shocked expression. She seemed to be putting two and two together in her head, very slowly.
“Oh…OH. I didn’t even, I didn’t realize he had a daughter, oh god I feel so stupid. Wow, I am sorry…I uhm, I should go.” She turned walking away from you briskly before turning to give you one last awkward wave goodbye. You continued on your way to the E.R. laughing to yourself.
Fun story: today I was talking to my friend about Hamilton as we were walking home so I got to Philip's death and when I told her about the counting thing and the scream she was like oh my god is this serious and she literally started TEARING UP
It happens man. It happens. Historically, they turned toward each other at ten and just sat there staring for a few awkward moments, THEN Eacker shot. 🙂
Imagine Having An Awkward Moment At Dinner With Your Dads, Charles and Erik, When You Bring Your Boyfriend Home
(AN: Your boyfriend is whoever you want, I thought about Peter for a second but then I was like WAIT NO THAT’S INCEST so yeah literally anyone but Peter can go in here if you want)
Y/B/N=Your boyfriend’s name
You were relieved that things were going smoothly. Knowing your dads, anything could have gone wrong; Charles was prone to pulling out random facts from your boyfriends’ minds to let them know they couldn’t hide anything, and Erik was very, very protective of any family he had. So far, though, everything seemed to be going alright.
“Daddy, will you please pass the salt?” you asked absentmindedly as you cut off a bit of steak. A few moments passed, and Charles’ arms weren’t that short, so you looked up to see the delay.
You weren’t surprised to see that both Charles and Erik had a hand on the salt shaker. If you didn’t specify which one of them you were talking to, they often both responded or moved to accommodate you.
The third hands, however, was what mortified you.
You blushed as you looked over next to you at Y/B/N, who removed his hand from the salt shaker, like that would have changed what just happened.
“…Y/N?” Charles asked. You ducked your head back down at your food, completely mortified. “Just how serious are you and Y/B/N?”
“I don’t know why you’re so surprised,” Erik murmured thoughtfully. “They’ve always taken more after you, anyway, Charles.”
You weren’t sure how you were going to be able to speak to either of them the rest of the night.
I have a peculiar thing for jealous HunHan. Like, for real, I just find it painfully adorable.
^^Very subtle LuHan
^^ I cry XD
^^ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
^^(Also known as the “someone-gon-die” face)
^^Sehun be pissed as fuck *tut tut*
^^ Lets out frustration with water bottle XD there, there, Sehun. Everyone knows that LuHan will forever belong to you ;)
^^I can never get over this gif (ﾉ⊙曲ఠ)ﾉ彡┻━┻
Sehun’s full-on bitch face when he caught Jongin and Luhan sharing an awkward moment like (┛ಠДಠ)┛
^^ Literally, I’ve used this gifset so much, and I do not care, it’s so fucking amazing (Ō̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ ԑ Ō̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ ૢ)
Oh my god, Sehun, could you be anymore obvious ;w; and LuHan’s all cute and clueless like ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡I can’t. I really can’t.
Sehun didn’t like that LuHan’s hand was on Tao’s shoulder, so he put his hand on his to compensate (੭ु ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )੭ु⁾⁾
HAH!!^^ ahhh, good times
^^ Not related to jealousy…I just wanted to put it up there as a reminder that, regardless of the constant emotional possessiveness these two seem to have over one another (ᗒᗜᗕ) nothing shall ever come between them. At the end of the day, their affection towards each other remains unchanged (no matter how far apart they may be)
Something that has been grinding my gears for a bit is the theory that blue diamond and pink diamond were lovers. I get ships and all but cant someone show strong emotion for someone who died and not be lovers? Cant anyone show anyone strong emotions without having to be categorized as lovers?
Thinking about how people who post this actually think, Shit like this makes non sexual intimate moments between actual people awkward when it shouldnt be, because people start assuming that they are lovers.
You can say that this is just a cartoon but i cant help but get so irritated when there is a strong emotion between characters when they could be really good friends or family, and people jump on board to be like “oh my god they are so gay for each other” or “they are obviously lovers”.
that moment in the movie where Illya’s about to check Gaby’s transmitter and starts rubbing his hands together and everyone’s just like wtf? what’s happening? why is he doing that? why is he still doing that? oh my god this guy is so fucking awkward ooooooooooh so that’s why
Oh my God what an awesome moment that was. When we entered the room, the girl that let us in told us ‘’no hugs, no props’’, so my friend and i just started panicking because we had those flower crowns in our hands and we didn’t want them to refuse because it would have been awkward as hell. Misha just strait out took the flower crown from my friend’s hands and i asked Mark if it was okay if I holded his over his head. I don’t even remember him answering me because it all went so fast, but oh do I remember the wink Misha gave me when we left. I kind of doubted the picture would be pretty since i had no idea what Mark did (and i didn’t even knew if i held the crown correctly over his head) but omg when we saw that….
fuckign look at his face he looks ho angelic like he has a flower halo over his head. And Misha…. this is just so. perfect.
The awkward moment when you’re at tumblr and laughing while reading posts , or saying things like “what the actual ffffuck”, “wut’ , “oh my god”, “YES THAT’S SO TRUE”, or “YES MY SHIP HAS SAILED” out loud and you turn around just to see your mother’s behind you.
Okay, so after the new episode, I saw a lot of people saying that the Starco ship is sinking.
It’s actually not.
I know most of you are gonna be like, “OH MY GOD SHE’S OVERREACTING ABOUT THIS BLEH BLEH BLEH”
But come on. We had an adorable Starco episode last week, let’s just let it be.
Think about all the people who ship Jackie and Marco last week. They must’ve felt pretty awkward watching their news feed blow up with Starco. As soon as a Jackie and Marco moment comes up, it’s like, “OH MY GOD”.
Yes, I love Starco. It’s my OTP. But support the other shipping moments too. Pretty Please?
Hey, so, you know when you have a crush on someone, you tend to act kind of weird around them? This is what I call the Awkward Predicament.
Now, on the contrary to popular belief, the Awkwardness Predicament isn’t necessarily a negative phase (for hunhan it most definitely wasn’t). A change in one’s behaviour around “said crush” is technically a display of affection/admiration in itself.
Take this moment for example…
LuHan: Oh fuck, it’s the maknae.
SeHun: Just gonna walk all the way up to LuHan hyung and get all up in his personal space, not for any particular reason aside from the fact he’s a sexy little beast.
Oh my god, LuHan, honey, please don’t pull that face x
LuHan can physically feel the awkward vibes radiating off of Sehun in this moment and…it’s so adorable, like….fuck. The way LuHan turns away because he doesn’t know what the fuck to do is just (okay, you can kill me now)
And here it is again.
O_O SEHUNNNN !!!!!!!!!!! KALSJKASL
Look at that daydreamy Sehun admiring his little Hannie. Like bro, my feels can only take so much. And LuHan kind of glances over like “aha…yep…” because he knows Sehun is just STARING at him like the awkward marshmallow that he is and has no idea what to do. THEY’RE BOTH SO AWKWARD AND ADORABLE!!!
Basically ^^ in this interview, LuHan kind of had a brain blank and forgot how to speak Korean (aww, bless him) so he kind of just looked at Sehun like “…fuck, help me.” And of course, Sehun’s just standing there like “trollolol”. Ahh, so awkward…so cute <3
Phase TWO: Target Proxemics
The Target proxemics is basically referring to that thing that HunHan used to do a lot back in the day…which is…
UNBREAKABLE CHAINS OF STARING.
For real bro.
It’s a given fact that when you’re in the presence of someone you:
A. Are attracted to
B. Find sexually appealing
you will subconsciously stare at them whenever they’re close to you or in the same proxemics as you.
And I’m assuming HunHan don’t hate each other, considering…
So either A or B is totally cool with me ;)
But yeah…the staring thing…
It’s not even like…a subtle thing. So I don’t think I really need to talk about it that much, haha.
Stage THREE: Principal Polar Attraction
I don’t really remember when exactly it was that HunHan got all touchy feely with each other…but hey, I ain’t complaining ;)
*cough* LuHan wants his daddy *COUGH*
LuHan’s just stroking Sehun’s arm…as you do.
Yep, he wants it bad ;)
LuHan: Your chin is sexy.
Sehun: What is life.
^^This picture is everywhere though, and with good reason because it’s the most adorable shit I’ve ever seen ever like, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let me die in peace please, like guys, come on
IT’S BABY LU LOOKIN AFTER SEHUNNIE ;-; LIKE FOR REAL GUYS, I’M LOSING MY SHIT. I’M LITERALLY LOSING MY SHIT. SO MUCH SHIT HAS BEEN LOST. I HAVE NO SHIT LEFT. I’M FUCKING SHITLESS. I’VE BEEN HUNHAN-ED SHITLESS.
Okay. What was I saying?
Oh yeah. And this.
I’m not going to speak about that set of gifs because if I try I’m actually going to start crying because my fucking feels man.
This though *sigh* Sehun protecting his baby Lulu :’) like, I seriously can’t. (Only appreciated this gif after I got over how white Sehun was being with his fucking Starbucks frap though)
Stage FOUR: The Fanboy effect
Simple as: You know it’s a solid ship when said ship member is the other’s biggest fan-boy.
^^ Sehun cheering LuHan on ;w;
^^Sehun’s excitement when LuHan finishes the race *sniffs* I’m not crying
Sehun celebrating LuHan coming second…okay, yeah, now I’m crying.
FOR FUCK’S SAKE THOMAS, GROW SOME FUCKING–
but it’s Hunhan, so I give myself permission to be emotional. Manly stuff this is.
Wow, my mates are out playing rugby right now and this is what I’m doing. Really defines me as a character, doesn’t it XD
Stage FIVE: Second Hand Fulfilment
This is going to sound cheesy as fuck, but they…um… “complete each other”. As in, them together forms a bond that connects the two of them and evermore benefits both of their individual aspects, both physically and emotionally…eh.
Well, there goes my emotional stability. I swear to god, every time I do one of these things, it just ends with me sitting under my bed covers crying because HunHan.
It doesn’t die guys. No matter what they say, Hunhan never dies.
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So I guess this is that awkward moment where I say hi and explain how I got lost seven times just trying to find my room. I say awkward because no one really likes to introduce themselves, and if you’re like me then you end up rambling on about just how awkward this really is. I’m Zac, lets not keep this awkward and I’m going to stop using that word now.