this might be your fault lol

how to tackle dreadful classes

yes im back at it again with the horrible intros masterposts!! (honestly im not even gonna try bc the title is self explanatory and im just gonna ruin this post if i go any further oh no i already did it rip)

((WARNING: THIS IS RLY LONG)

1. figure out why you hate this class. is it because you find it boring? you’re not doing so well/you don’t like the challenge? do you dislike the teacher? do you dislike your seat/the classroom/setting? whatever it is, figure it out and then work to eliminate it.

1.a. you find the class boring. this is inevitable because there’s always that one class ;; BUT! you can beat this! throw yourself into the class. find something about the class that you actually like and focus on that for the whole period. examples of this are: your seating (do u sit next to someone cool/nice? maybe a cute person that u rly wanna talk to? [uh don’t let this distract u tho!!]), the benefits of the class (if it’s an ap class, youre earning college credits!! might even help with your major; if its a language class, learning a language is SO important), the setting (is the room aesthetically pleasing? do you get to look out of the window at the blue sky when you’re done with your work?) or even the teacher (lmao i have more teacher friends than student friends). maybe it’s even the fact that it’s’ the first class in the morning, so if you do well in it, it’ll set the tone of your day? idk, just find something that’s not boring and focus on that all period. !!

1.b. you’re not doing well/it’s too hard for you. honey, this isn’t an excuse. even if you suck at a class, YOUR EDUCATION IS HELLA IMPORTANT. once again, throw yourself into the class! find people who are good at the subject and form study groups with them (or just ask ur own friends if ur too scared to talk to new people). TALK TO YOUR TEACHER. dont just sit there crying because you dont know how to solve that equation! ask for help! go on youtube, go on khanacademy, go on kuta, DO SOMETHING. even if you still continue to struggle, your teacher will appreciate the effort! 

1.c. you dislike the teacher. this is probably one of the worst ones lol. why do you not like the teacher? is it because they never call on you? is it because you think they’re too hard on you/they grade things viciously/too much homework and tests? do they always seem to be after you? well, some of these might actually be your fault. many students think that the workload is more than it actually is, simply because they don’t plan and aren’t prepared. or, some teachers target students for being bullies or for talking in class. these are things you can change. however, if it’s something like your teacher never calling on you or coming at you for no reason, that’s something you and your teacher have to discuss. ask them (POLITELY) “i feel like i am targeted/ignored by you during class and it makes me uncomfortable. is there anything i can do to change this?” chances are, your teacher will like that you’ve taken initiative to not only fix your relationship, but ultimately do better in their class. BAM.

1.d. you dislike the setting/your seat. quick fix: if you don’t like where you sit, ask your teacher to move you (dont forget to give a valid reason!! this does not mean lie. i see u) however, if you dont like the actual room…there’s nothing u can do about this; sorry bub! MAYBE if you and your teacher get close, you can help them redecorate one day? this is unlikely but worth a shot.

1.e. if it’s really THAT bad, switch classes, my dude. i know lots of schools have the option to switch classes at a certain time.

2. work to solve whatever the reason is that you hate this class. (mentioned next to each cause above ^)

(i just realized that i didn’t need to number this because there were only two main bullet points)

ok this is literally the worst masterpost ever but !!!!

also: what do do about classes you hate by @tbhstudying!!

[[i really hoped this helped + sorry for the crappy masterpost (’: ]]

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anonymous asked:

Gah! It's always the exams!! Is it some twisted universal fact that around exams, everything bad will spontaneously happen? But in all seriousness, I really hope your ok! Feel free to take a break anytime if real life's not going too well! Good luck with your exams and I hope your hip feels better soon ^-^!

lol to be honest, may bad things are happening at once! It’s all the exams’ fault, I just KNOW this!!!

Ok maybe not hahaha xD

But really, semester is ending at last and I must do my best! That, added to some life problems… well. I think I might take this weekend off and do my best to keep up with the world. Sorry for the trouble!!

I’ll do my best >:3c

Ok, but taking an antihistamine because you’re sniffly is absolutely not the same as telling yourself and others that you have X mental illness without a diagnosis.  

The self diagnosis diatribe ends at the part where ‘they talk to a psychologist or psychiatrist.’  That’s it, it’s no longer self diagnosis, doesn’t matter what they told themselves and others before.

Too many people want to tell themselves they have something when it might not even be the right thing because they’re just looking for an answer, something to explain why they feel like shit.  That, in itself, is not a problem, but that can’t be where it ends.  All the deep breathing ‘self care’ bullshit in the world isn’t going to correct a chemical imbalance that is literally preventing you from feeling better.  The problem is that people see shit like this and assume that they can just drink tea, toss a bath bomb in, turn on some music and melt the fuckery away, end of story, I don’t need to see a doctor lol I’m treating myself.  They see a blanket statement that makes them feel like what they’re doing is going to help.  The problem with mental illness in the first place is that it’s not your fault and you can’t just talk yourself out of it.  Those ‘healthy coping mechanisms’ might be ok for some conditions, they might exacerbate others.

Go ahead, ask me how I know.

In the long run it makes shit all difference and can even cause a crash when all of those feel good fuzzies wear off and you’re left with being unable to deal.  Again.  It creates a cycle of wondering ‘why I can’t just feel better, what’s wrong with me, why can’t I just be happy’ causing more problems than it will ever solve.  Trying to solve a problem that is out of your control with limited information and skills is a horrible, horrible idea.  Do your research, educate yourself as much as possible, but for the love of fuck, don’t stop there.  Self care only works in tandem with right medication and counseling from someone qualified to offer it, if needed.  It’s a way to build yourself a foundation of stability, it’s not the solution.

Some people on this site actually want to sit and wallow in their mental illness, they actively advocate staying ill and encourage others to do so.  All you have to do is take a quick stroll through any mental illness tag.  When you post shit like this, you’re giving them a sounding board to strengthen that incredibly harmful argument. 

  • Wizard101 Commercials: Oooh look at all the bright colors and whimsical magic! This is a fun game with no blood or guts or gross stuff that will scare you children! This is totally rated E for everyone!
  • Wizard101 Game: Yea, it's like that up until you get to Dragonspyre. You're literally surrounded by spikes and lava throughout the entire world. Then you have to kill a man in cold blood and reunite him with his dead wife he was trying to revive. It's kinda nice until you realize the guy you killed's brother has now just lost both of his only two surviving family members, and is now alone forever. Then you got this new evil chick named Morganthe who's a general villain until you get to this placed called Avalon and find out her Brother died, and that he kinda of forced her to kill the king after he died ahaha. Oh also later on you find out she was/is suicidal b/c she told her brother she might kill herself he dies lol. Have fun defeating all the monsters who want to drink your blood and eat you alive. But don't worry, you get this really cool companion named Dyvim, until he dies. Yea, he dies, and it's all your fault. Did i mention you failed to save an entire world? Yea, they're all dead too. You fucking asshole wizard you let an entire civilization die, how could you. Some Wizard you are. Now go defeat and collect some shit from those scary ass mobs over there ya whinny bitch.

laure-demontety  asked:

I FELL INTO THE AETHELFRIK PIT HELL AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! IMMA SUE YOU!!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH GODS I FEEL SAD NOW!!!! I CRIED!!!! I CRIED WHEN HE DIED AND WHEN SHE SAID SHE MIGHT EXPECT HIS BABY!!!! AS IF I NEEDED THIS AFTER ROLLO AND GISLA!!!!

BWAHAHahaAHA! [evil laugh intensifies] welcome to the TLK/Aethelrik void of sadness, Laure! NOW:

And why do we keep shipping doomed pagan x princess pairings???? ? ? We poor mofos never learn lol

Cannibal Actually ;)

REMEMBER THIS AWESOME GIFSET

Welp.

Put me on Santa’s naughty list cos I only went and wrote the thing….I don’t give any kind of fucks that it’s July I am a prompt freak this week! Although it was meant to be a fun little ficlet and then turned into 1700 words of the fluffiest fluff this porn princess ever wrote LOL

@color-division I apologize for stealing your hilarious dialogue, and thank you for the inspiration <3

@victorineb @artbyvictoriaskye @hannigram-hell @lecteronthelam@allegralovelace this is all your damn fault!


December 23rd and Abigail was hovering around the kitchen as Hannibal pre-prepared food for the next day. They were hosting a Christmas Eve dinner party – their first as a “family” now that she was living there until she decided what she might want to do next. She wasn’t exactly helping, but her presence always made Hannibal feel lighter so he indulged her endless stream of musings and questions. He had a lot on his mind and it was a welcome distraction.

“Are there going to be many guests for the party?” Abigail asked

“Only close friends” Hannibal replied.

She thought for a second, figuring this definitely included Will, “You can hang mistletoe” she said, earning herself a glance up from the chopping.

“What’s going on in that mind of yours?”

Abigail picked up a spice jar and pretended to study it, “You need help with Will.” She said. It wasn’t a question, merely an observation. One made having lived through countless hours in their company whenever Will came over. Which was always. Watching them stare at each other and make their little jokes was vomit-inducing. They were worse than twelve year olds, dancing round each other, and she was getting exasperated.

Hannibal actually stopped and considered her bold statement, which although possibly true was not something he thought widely known. It was Christmas though, and he felt particularly warm towards his surrogate daughter.

Here we go again, watch him deny it as usual, she thought as he half smiled and leaned over the counter towards her, “Will only needs to be alone with me.” he said. Although this gave nothing away, Abigail realised that he had technically acknowledged, out loud, that he was trying to kiss Will Graham. An impressed smile spread over her face. She was actually excited now.

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The dinner was going splendidly. The wine was flowing, the food was – unsurprisingly – delicious, and everyone was fully in good spirits. Even Frederick had cracked a smile when Alana had nudged him and told him about the weird, lone mistletoe she’d seen hanging in an odd part of the hall. It was definitely in stark contrast to the elaborate décor that adorned the rest of the ground floor. Clearly a gaudy attempt to get his hands on Graham, he thought. Never one to miss an opportunity to be a pain in the ass he cut through the chatter, “So there’s only one mistletoe in the house, isn’t that weird?”

Clearly Abigail wasn’t the only eagle eyed one in the group, as Jack agreed, “Not subtle, Hannibal”

Picking up on the fact her husband obviously knew Hannibal was up to something, Bella joined in the teasing, “Oh you have someone in mind, Dr. Lecter?” she said and there was a smattering of laughter.

Blunt as a spoon, Frederick snorted, “Graham, of course”. Will practically choked on his dinner.

He set his glass down pointedly, not sure if he was angry at Frederick, or embarrassed that people had picked up on their mild flirtation. I mean that’s all it was, wasn’t it? It was just banter. I mean yes, Hannibal and he had a lot in common, very alike, but it didn’t need to be made a big deal out of. It certainly didn’t need dropped like a bomb over dinner.

Not in front of Abigail either. When he checked to his left to see how she had reacted, he was a little startled to see her with a look that said she was as fully aware as the rest of them. Hannibal for his part, didn’t help matters, but simply sat there with his expression unreadable and said nothing.

Will refocused on the anger and without looking at anyone in particular he said, “You’re sure paying a lot of attention to that mistletoe, Frederick…” his tone frosty. The awkwardness spread. Alana took a sip of wine to hide her giggle, Jack raised his eyebrows, Bella fixed a smile on her face and Bedelia shook her head at the lot of them. Frederick had been shut up at least, looking suitably sheepish.

“You’re being rude, Will” Hannibal finally broke the silence. Will opened his mouth to retort but Abigail quickly cut across to defend him, desperate for them not to start sniping at each other.

“Maybe we should just change the subject…..” she said hurriedly. They all slowly went back to their dinner, noise level rising once more. Will chewed sulkily and Hannibal almost imperceptibly frowned. This might be difficult.

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Will was just going to leave. Under the guise of going to the bathroom he was going to get his coat quietly out of the pile, say goodbye to Abby - maybe Hannibal too - and go home to his dogs. The prying eyes he had felt on him since dinner were exhausting and he wasn’t really feeling in the same raucous mood as the rest of them. As if on cue, roars of laughter rang out from the lounge. Will sighed and opened the bedroom door.

As he was fishing out his coat, he sensed a presence behind him.

“Where are you going, Will?” Hannibal said softly.

Will didn’t look round, “Home. I have a headache I think…must be all the tension.” He said, the last bit partly under his breath.

“If you are referring to Frederick’s crass remark, then I think you’re over reacting.” Hannibal said as he made his way slowly over to him, placing his hand soothingly on Will’s back. “I had been under the impression you were staying here with us tonight,” he added sadly. Will wanted to shrug him off, now paranoid about how they were coming across despite the empty room. It felt nice though, and no different from Hannibal’s usual lack of regard for personal space.

“I just don’t like being the butt of the joke, feels like high school” Will admitted quietly.

“That moron aside, they don’t mean to make you feel that way. In fact, Abigail is the one who hung that mistletoe…I think she might have been hoping we would kiss” Hannibal reassured him. He knew fine that her feelings on the matter were what was really getting at Will, and this might be the thing to make him stay.

Will turned into him and looked up at Hannibal with wide eyes, searching for the truth in his face, uncharacteristically soft, and found it. Hannibal’s hand was still resting on Will’s shoulder and he slid it up to his flushed cheek. Will’s heart felt like it grew in his chest at this soft, new touch. Suddenly a question he never even knew he wanted to ask came tumbling out, “Were you hoping that, Hannibal?”

Hannibal lowered his gaze to Will’s lips and then back to his hopeful blue eyes, before pressing his mouth softly on Will’s in answer. Will hesitated for just a breath, and then gave in. He kissed Hannibal back, clutching at his waist. As Hannibal tried to press himself closer, Will’s legs got trapped against the bed and buckled. They fell onto the coats of everyone at the party, one or two sliding to the floor in a heap.

“Isn’t this a little cliché for you, Dr Lecter?” Will teased between kisses, thoroughly enjoying the feeling of Hannibal‘s weight on top of him.

Hannibal chuckled into Will’s mouth, “Oh do be quiet, William, I am the host after all and can do as I please” and leaned down for another kiss.

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After a few minutes, Will suddenly remembered why they were even there and scrambled to stand up. Hannibal perched on the edge of the bed.

“Maybe we should go back to the party.” Will said in response to Hannibal’s confused look.

“They are all far too drunk to notice, Will, it hasn’t been nearly long enough” Hannibal said. Will wondered if he meant their absence or the kiss, but gathered up the fallen coats nonetheless.

“Yes but it’s rude…” Will mocked. Hannibal just shook his head and made to follow him back downstairs, towards the sound of merriment.

Hannibal had been wrong. As soon as they walked back into the room, all heads turned to them. Maybe it had been longer than it seemed….or maybe it was the fact they both had hair messed up, clothes out of place and red, kiss-swollen lips; and hadn’t even thought to straighten themselves up. In the light of the lamps and the fire they might as well have been wearing a neon sign reading “just been making out”.

Jack and Bella gave each other a knowing look. Frederick all but spat out his brandy, “Oh God… finally!” he exclaimed theatrically.

“Took them long enough.” Jack laughed.

Alana started giggling, throwing herself back into the cushions, “Have you two seen yourselves?!” She managed to say. They looked at each other. Hannibal couldn’t help but smirk lovingly at Will as he blushed right to his cute little ears.

Bedelia rolled her eyes so hard at this, she almost toppled off the arm of the chaise, “I was beginning to wonder if they were ever coming back down…” she said, slurring slightly, setting Alana and Frederick off again. With a nudge from Hannibal, Will finally moved to join Alana, and with Hannibal settled on his other side, he finally felt the love in the room. It was everywhere. They were actually happy for them.

Abigail was sitting on the floor by the fire just beaming at them. Her TWO dads, together at last. Her Christmas wish for them all to be a family had come true.

Also on Ao3

“Everything is about balance, the dark and the light.”

Out of every that happened on Sunday, this was my favorite part. Instead of simply putting the camera on the Dragon’s face, they zoomed out to show Swanqueen side by side as the Dragon spoke. Everything is about balancing the dark and the light. Swanqueen is literally that balance. They’re yin and yang. Yes, they have to balance the light and dark within and Regina is still learning that, but as a whole they must balance themselves with their opposite but equal counterpart.

From the beginning, OUAT highlighted the constant struggle between Emma and Regina, or the light and the dark. It was a constant tug of war. Then we saw Regina grow and balance herself through the seasons. Along the way, Emma slipped into the darkness. Both of them had to balance their light and dark side and they’re the reason why the other found balance. Of course Henry played a huge part in Regina’s balance, but he was in her life a whole ten years before Emma showed up. Emma was the one who tipped the scales and forced Regina to balance herself. Then in 4B and 5A, Regina was constantly there to put Emma in check. She talked her out of shooting Lilly, didn’t fall for her Dark One tricks. With Hook, it was different. Emma went to his ship to steal the dagger. It was a manipulation. Emma went to Regina in 5x05 and 5x08 to talk and see their son. Might I add that nothing Hook said during 5A really bothered Emma, but she was triggered whenever Regina called her Miss Swan. Lol. But anyways, Regina was the one who protected her from using black magic as well. She was always trying to keep her balanced.

That’s exactly why the episode was entitled I’ll be your mirror. Sure, EQ posed as Regina, but we all know the Justin Timberlake double meaning to this. There’s no hiding between Emma and Regina. They’re each other’s mirror. When faced with the other they know exactly what they’re missing and where their faults are. In essence, they show each other what they must do to achieve BALANCE. And we see it in canon! Swanqueen magic works on everything because (it’s true love) and it’s balanced, the light and dark.

Seeing an actual representation of Swanqueen’s yin and yang qualities was really beautiful for me.

Taking A Bath With BTS

HERE’S PART 2 TO MY LIL INSPIRED BATH TIME REACTION THING BUT FOR DARLING BTS HOLLA AT MY BOYS
~WARNING: SLIGHT SMUT AHEAD. IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH SEEING IT PLEASE CONTINUE SCROLLING BUT IF YOU WANT TO KEEP GOING I’M PUTTING IT UNDER READ MORE~

<3 you! ~Admin Hedgehog

Jin/Seokjin: Jinnie would take a bath with you when he came home from practice, or when he was feeling particularly stressed out. He would have come home from practice all sweaty and gross and be chasing you around the house for a kiss and you would squeal and(fail) to push him away, claiming he was stinky and he would declare it time for a bath. You would agree and he would say that if he smelled so bad you should come help him so that you could make sure that he didn’t smell bad. You would come to an agreement to draw a bath for him if he made food for the both of you, and he would come in the bathroom carrying a tray loaded with enough food to feed all of BTS, when he saw you laying in the tub, just submerged enough so that you didn’t hear him walk in, and your hair floated around you like some kind of ethereal mermaid princess.

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anonymous asked:

How would you go about working with a very sensitive and easily reactive aka scaredy cat horse? Lol. I'm looking for some more ideas and ways to work and I personally love the way you handle yours so I wanted your view thanks! (He's scared of a lot: shots, dewormer, anything lol, bags, etc. he also is more like almost all flight lol) I want to work on it to help and to help me because I'm afraid he might take off under saddle as he has on the ground? (My fault for doing too much but still)

Be really really patient and start with basic groundwork desensitizing to things like a small plastic sandwich bag and use positive reinforcement to reward good behaviour (standing still when you approach, choosing to approach themselves etc) to encourage them to tolerate and approach things when you show them even if they’re afraid. Target training using positive reinforcement is really good because it encourages horses to approach and touch objects that may be spooking them which allows them to be tactile to figure things out and decide whether or not to make a flight response.

But the key is to be patient. I spent several sessions of over an hour desensitizing with a sandwich bag recently to get a horse to be less reactive then moved onto things like saddle pads, walking over tarps, larger bags, louder noises etc and continued to help the horse realize that they could turn to me for guidance and that standing and taking the time to take in scary things resulted in praise 

RFA + V + Unknown Headcanons - Apologies

inspired by @mystic-imagination-messenger thank you for writing so much MM goodness for us! I had this idea brewing in my head for awhile before I realized you had already done a similar prompt, sorry ;~;

Scenario: How would each RFA member apologize after a big argument or realizing that they f*cked up?


Yoosung:

  • immediately after, he realized he was wrong and oh god he shouldn’t have what should he do?!
  • 11/10 starts crying
  • Trying to say sorry, but the poor boy can’t even get the words out
  • Wants to hug you but is too scared, he knows he did a bad boo boo and god why did he do that how could he have been so stupid??
  • …the tears just keep pouring out and he’s so nervous he starts to stutter and his words come out so garbled and nonsensical it’s like he’s typo’ing IRL you can barely understand him
  • you have to hold back laughter and try to keep a serious face on even though in your heart you’ve already forgiven him
  • sobs into your shoulder while promising he’d never do it again and you end up having to comfort him

Jaehee:

  • Usually she knows not to let her emotions get the better of her, but she got caught up in the heat of the moment because you’re the only one who can affect her like that
  • really she only said those things because she has such high expectations of you
  • but she realizes it was unfair
  • and now she feels incredibly guilty
  • Gently knocks on your door, quietly waits until you’re willing to see her and hear what she has to say
  • Brings you a perfectly-brewed cup of coffee and a blanket
  • While you’re taking sips, she takes a deep breath and apologizes for her behavior
  • She’s also managed to write up a full 10-page report with the first few pages detailing a plan on how and why she will never make that mistake again and the remaining pages filled with how much she adores you, all the little things she loves about you and how she hopes you’ll accept her apology but that she understands if you can’t forgive her because she doesn’t deserve you
  • You can’t believe she did that but you read it anyway and it brings a smile to your face because she’s poured all her feelings into it and filled it with sappy things she’s usually too embarrassed to say
  • You keep it hidden away but you like to pull it out when she’s not home and read it again and again

Zen:

  • All he remembers is that he was really mad but now he can’t even remember why
  • he feels so bad he never should have yelled at you
  • if anybody else had raised their voice against you he would’ve punched them so now he’s seriously debating punching himself and the only thing stopping him is that the director would kill him and he kinda needs the job
  • He’s so moody and restless he can’t even focus at work and the director sends him home early
  • Uses this time to plan something elaborate and when you get home he surprises you with a beautiful bouquet of flowers and a heart shaped box of chocolates
  • …while dressed in a black and white striped prisoner’s outfit that he stole from work because “I should be jailed for committing such an atrocious crime against you, please forgive me my princess
  • Sings a really sappy love song to you and ends it with “I’m sorry” whispered in your ear followed by a gentle kiss on your cheek
  • You forgive him of course how could you not when he started kissing everywhere else too

Jumin

  • The stubborn oaf didn’t even think he was wrong at all
  • He was just trying to protect you why would you even be mad at him for
  • You give him the cold shoulder for a few days until you realized it was up to you to show him what he did wrong, because it doesn’t matter if the entire RFA tells him he was wrong, he won’t listen to anyone except you
  • You patiently wait for a chance and one day you find it while he was talking about some company business, and you use the context as the perfect analogy to calmly explain to him why you were upset before
  • it clicks and he finally gets it, and is horrified that’s how he made you feel and vows never to do it again
  • the next day your apartment is filled with 10,000 red roses cuz Regret Ham knows no chill
  • like you could smell it while you were still a block away from the door
  • he shows up at your door right after you arrive, hands you a crisp white envelope with your name elegantly penned on it in his handwriting
  • Inside the envelope is a blank itinerary
  • He tells you that he’s cleared out his schedule and for the next 48 hours he was completely yours and would take you wherever you wanted to go and do whatever you wanted him to do
  • You briefly debate telling him to dress up in an embarrassing outfit and dance the macarena but what ended up happening was you both end up not leaving bed for the next 48 hours
  • True to his word though he never made that same mistake again

707

  • It’s not really apparent because he’s usually always joking around but the boy has a temper
  • he accidentally loses it one day and needs some time alone to cool down
  • But soon realizes that welp, he done goofed and he feels so so bad and guilty he doesn’t sleep at all
  • Creeps back into your room and notices you had cried yourself to sleep
  • Unlike Zen he does punch himself and it takes him so much to stop himself from crawling into bed and curling up next to you and holding you tight but he doesn’t want to risk waking you up
  • When you finally wake up, you discover he’s built a fort around you in the form of offerings of honey buddha chips and Dr. Pepper and also a mountain of mint chocolates because he knows you love them so much
  • You dig your way out of the giant wall of offerings and see him sitting cross legged on the floor his eyes puffy from crying and his hands fidgeting nonstop
  • All he can do is mumble “I’m sorry I’m sorry” over and over again and he’s so scared you’re going to leave him
  • When you tell him you forgive him he looks like he might cry again and envelops you in the biggest bear hug
  • You thought that was it but when you turned on your laptop it burst into a 30-minute long animation of a cartoon Seven shouting out the words “I’M SORRY” in every possible language on earth
  • and when you checked your phone the same thing happened and it puts a big goofy smile on your face

Bonus: V + Unknown + Vanderd00d (lol) under the cut

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anonymous asked:

Boyfriend!Tsukki headcannons! :) Thanks!

yasss about my bae and y’all know im about to rage over him
this list could be endless tbh

  • Be prepared for endless insults, but don’t worry because even if he doesn’t have any chill he will try his best not to make you cry
  • He is really bad at expressing the way he feels and so he does it by teasing you
  • Will probably wait for you to initiate intimacy: you should kiss him first, grab his hands to hold, ask to cuddle, ask to come over, etc.
  • On the rare occasions that he does initiate anything he will be a blushing mess and it’s all worth it
  • When you guys text each other (even after you guys began dating) he will still give you blunt and short responses like: “k” or “shut up” or “gm”
  • Your dates won’t be the most spectacular so expect going to McDonald’s on every date lol tbh
  • He doesn’t really like PDA but he might make an exception for you, yet he will make sure to complain the whole time until you tell him to stfu
  • He prefers being the little spoon when cuddling but since he’s so tall he is usually the bigger spoon
  • Secretly likes it when you attend his volleyball matches
  • When you get into disputes, he will give you the cold shoulder and will wait for you to apologize first (he’s less likely to apologize if it’s not his fault)
  • Tsukishima often goes to the third years for dating advice, specifically Sugawara because he’s so motherly
  • He does not say “i love you” often, but when he does, it’s the best thing to hear
  • He hates pillow talk because he’d rather much sleep
  • Tsukishima adores it when you kiss him all over his face
  • He tends to play with your hands when he’s bored don’t mention it unless you want him to rage in denial

anonymous asked:

Hi um, I know you're quite busy but I wanted to say I love all of your stuff so very much!! It's your fault I have a crush on so many obscure(and dead) characters! But anyway... perhaps a Merle reacting to finding out his crush is a virgin?

Lol well since I already did a losing virginity to him and him having crush on you, I might pass on this or make it a little shorter :)

BTS - How they would Argue

Jin:

  • Doesn’t like to raise his voice 
  • Seems calm 
  • Lots of movements with his hands

Namjoon:

  • Lots of words 
  • Lots of reasoning 
  • Raises his voice when he’s the most angry 
  • Deep breaths to calm himself down 
  • Shakes his head side to side like he is confused 
  • Tries to stomp away to his room but trips over any random object - chuckles a little but tries to hide it - cools off pretty easily from this but acts like he’s still pretty angry

Yoongi:

  • Straight to the point of the argument 
  • Acts like he doesn’t care but really hates arguing 
  • Seems like he’s blant but is actually thinking (considering) of the other’s feelings 
  • Rarely raises his voice, but his tone is very stern 
  • “ Lower your voice – " 
  • Walks away when too annoyed or too heated 
  • Puts headphones on to block out any conversation until he cools down

Hoseok:

  • "ㅅ” mouth XD
  • Noticeable watering of the eyes when the fight gets too heated 
  • Goes and takes a shower to cool down and thinks about how to apologize ( I don’t even know why…i just know lol) 
  • Comes out half nakes in only a towel and gives the most heartfelt apology ever ( who can’t forgive him)

Jimin:

  • Soft voice that speaks volumes
  • Running his hands through his hair when he’s frustrated
  • Tries to calm the other person down even if he’s angry himself
  • If the argument gets pretty heated, blurts out a “ just go away then! Get away from me! ” - Goes and gets them after like 30 minutes and apologizes
  • Not like a shameful apology, more of an extremely sincere and simple one

Taehyung:

  • Always forgets what he wants to say 
  • Stuttering because he needs more time to think 
  • If he were to confront someone, would envision himself winning the argument and being all badass - Forgets everything when they say something unexpected 
  • Lots of “but"s followed by a sentence that supports his argument
  • Doesn’t really apologize but starts getting a little playful so that the argument will hopefully turn into a normal (slightly heated) conversation
  • Apology would be so natural you wouldn’t really notice - Like you would be having the slightly heated conversation and if you bring something up about the conversation he would be like ” yeah sorry about that, you know I didn’t mean any of that right?  "

Jungkook:

  • Stands up and everyone gets scared and backs down XD (muscle pig)
  • Lots of scoffing “ah” while he’s swinging his head around
  • Finger pointing 
  • Raises his voice but can’t get his voice to sound very stern (kind of the opposite of Yoongi) 
  • “ I can’t believe this / you " 
  • Silent treatment 
  • Very stubborn and rarely brings himself to properly apologize - but you can tell by his eyes that he feels at fault or not
  • Apologizes by text if he’s too nervous

// Hi” Since I got many reaction requests, I thought that it might be good if I something different before I get into thoses - sorry if it’s taking to long for your request :( My wifi it so bad and loading gifs is a nightmare :0 Anyway…I hope you liked it and turned out to be pretty accurate <3 I’m just guessing how they would seem when they are fighting so I understand if some people disagree with it ’ I hope you like it anyway lol<3<3 //  

June TC Challenge Days 11-16

11. Do you have a photo with your TC? If yes, how did you get it?
Haha, now I do! How appropriate. I got it today because it was the last official day and someone else had already gone round our Science teachers asking so I was like, fuck it! and got selfies with my Biology and Chemistry teachers then went to Experience and took a few; in most of them he’s grinning but in the last two he started talking so I have him making some great expressions.

12. Do you think anyone you haven’t told about your TC knows you’re crushing on them?
Yes lol but then again who haven’t I told, students-wise… It’s probably a fault in this way but I don’t hide anything really. Still, some teachers may know (my English teacher seems to have cottoned on) and who knows, Experience can be kind of oblivious but he might know as well. I hope he doesn’t because I don’t want him to be uncomfortable but I find it difficult to hide my affection oops. I’m also affectionate towards other teachers too though so eh

13. When is your last class with your TC? Will you see them in summer break?
Technically it was Tuesday, but I saw him that day and every day after that this week. Nah unless he somehow miraculously, amazingly wants to stay in contact I doubt I’ll see him apart from on results day.

14. Have you ever mentioned teacher crushes/the tcc to your TC?
Nooo that’d be awful. I have been talking about teleiophiles when he was around but that’s because someone asked what it was when people are primarily attracted to adults and ofc I had to impart my knowledge.

15. Do you think one of your classmates has feelings for your TC?
Hah, maybe. I really hope not because he so obviously likes her more than me and I’m super jealous of her anyway :/// I love her as well, but ouch.

16. Do you get jealous when you see your TC with other students?
Yes. All the time. It’s not like I do anything or would do anything or let it affect my actions but I do have an issue with jealousy, difficult as it is to contain.

30 Things British People Say And What They Actually Mean

1.    “I might join you later.”
— Meaning: I’m not leaving the house today unless it’s on fire.

2.    “Excuse me, sorry, is anyone sitting here?”
— Translation: You have three seconds to move your bag before I end you.

3.    “Not to worry.”
— Translation: I will never forget this.

4.    Saying sorry as a way of introducing yourself.

5.    “Bit wet out there.”
— Translation: You’re going to need a snorkel because it’s absolutely pissing it down.

6.    Ending an email with “Thanks” as a warning that you’re perilously close to losing your temper.

7.    “Right then, I suppose I really should start thinking about possibly making a move.”
— Translation: “Bye.”

8.    “It’s fine.”
— Meaning: It really could not possibly get any worse, but no doubt it will do.

9.    “Perfect.”
— Translation: Well that’s that, ruined then.

10.   “A bit of a pickle.”
— Translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

11.   “Not too bad, actually”
— Translation: I’m probably the happiest I’ve ever been.

12.   “Honestly, it doesn’t matter.”
— Meaning: Nothing has ever mattered more than this.

13.   “You’ve caught the sun.”
— Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

14.   “That’s certainly one way of looking at it.”
— Translation: That’s certainly the wrong way of looking at it.

15.   Saying, “I have the 5p if it helps?” and never being quite sure if it helps.

16.   “If you say so.”
— Translation: “I’m afraid that what you’re saying is the height of idiocy.”

17.   “With all due respect.”
— Translation: You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.

18.   Saying “you’re welcome,” as quietly as possible, to people that don’t say thank you, but using it as a form of punishing them.

19.   Meanings of “I beg your pardon?”
1.  I didn’t hear you.
2.  I apologise (apologize).
3.  What you’re saying is making me absolutely livid.

20.   “It could be worse.”
— Translation: It couldn’t possibly be any worse.

21.   “Each to their own.”
— Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

22.   “Pop round anytime.”
— Translation: Please stay away from my house.

23.   “I’m just popping out for lunch, does anyone want anything?”
— Translation: I’m getting my own lunch now, please remain silent.

24.   Saying, “I might get some cash out actually,” despite approaching the cash machine and being 100% certain of getting cash.

25.   “No, no, honestly, my fault.”
— Translation: It was exceedingly your fault and we both know it.

26.   “No, yeah, that’s very interesting.”
— Meaning: You are boring me to death.

27.   “Just whenever you get a minute.”
— Translation: “Now! You silly cow!”

28.   “No harm done.”
— Translation: You have caused complete and utter chaos.

29.   “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
— Translation: I fully expect the situation to deteriorate rapidly.

30.   “Sorry, I think you might have dropped something.”
— Meaning: “You have definitely dropped that specific item.”


Funny cause its true! lol

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Yeah, you can pretty much tell from the way Subaru collided into Jodie to stop her from tracking down Scar Akai that he is in sorrow of what might happen to her when she runs outside, straight into the target field of Chianti and potential other snipers.
I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t hesitate to shoot her as well - even though they might figure out that Scar Akai is in fact Bourbon, one of their agents, without Vermouth telling them in a last minute act.
And of course Subaru knew that Scar Akai won’t be the real one - obviously *lol* - so he tried to give Jodie a little hint, which apparently she didn’t realize in all this excitement. ;(
It’s quite tragic, actually, because through wording “the fault is 50/50, you should pay more attention to the people around you” Subaru basically states “Open your eyes, Jodie, I’m right here! You’re following the wrong person!” Argh. x( My heart.

It’s Time

a/n idk what this is just popped into my head first drabble ever lol ( so be nice)sorry for any grammar errors in advance okay bye!!

It’s Christmas evening Z and V are chilling on the couch with noon

Val: So don’t you think its been long enough

Z looks up from petting noon

“huh…long enough for what?”

“It’s been 7 months since we’ve posted any pictures, I know you like to keep them waiting forever (lightly chuckles) but I think we can share one now don’t you.”

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