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Shizuo Heiwajima headcanons worth considering:

-Sometimes he still walks past the store owned by the lady who gave him milk as a child

-He’s one of those people who pats every dog or cat he sees, even if it’s a stray

-Feeds the birds crumbs from his sandwich when he has his lunch break

-The colour blue soothes him

-Still uses colouring books. Not necessarily the adult ones

-If somebody gives him their baby to hold he just,, , freezes completely because he doesn’t want to hurt it

-More interested in cartoons than the news

-He becomes a regular blood donor to make up for the times he needed blood

-Sometimes he bumps his head on door frames

-Regularly plays cards with Shinra and Celty

-Offers to walk people home who look like they can’t defend themselves (usually children or the elderly)

-Makes audible whines when he watches cute videos of animals online

-Calls Kasuka every week to make sure he’s doing well

anonymous asked:

McCree is white and you have no canon proof that he isn't, and no your visual perseption and fantasy head canon doesn't count.

In order, here is McCree, Soldier:76 (who is white), and Sombra (who is Mexican). Tell me whose skin tone McCree’s is most similar to.

That’s right! Sombra’s!

McCree is from New Mexico. He has a cowboy theme. Cowboys were, historically, made mostly of non-white individuals, especially black men, Native Americans, and people of Mexican descent. Mexican cowboys were more common in the southwest, where McCree is from. That part of the United States was Mexico once, anyway. Plus, McCree wears a Mexican garment as a signature accessory: his serape. 

Oh, but his name, one might cry! It’s Scottish!

Well, first of all, I’m sure there are people of Mexican heritage who have moved to Scotland and married into Scottish families and taken on Scottish names, and vice versa, especially considering that Overwatch takes place in the 2070s. Today, even, I mean, really, people have all kinds of surnames from all over the world Similarly, is it really that outlandish to consider McCree might be mixed race? Names are funny. I mentioned it earlier, but I have a friend from high school who is mixed. Her father is half German, have Puerto Rican, and her mother is black. She has a Japanese first name because she was born in Japan. She has a German last name. Names are weird.

Not only that, but we don’t know if McCree is McCree’s real name. “Pleasure working with you, McCree… if that is your real name.” “I don’t know what you heard, but my name’s not Joel. Best remember that.” That’s his pre-game interaction with Sombra. Which is, admittedly, vague, but we just don’t know for sure. It’s a reference to the early baby fandom, referring to Mysterious Unnamed (at the time) Cowboy Guy as Joel for some reason. Other theories include him secretly being the blogger that wrote about a vigilante (McCree) who saved a noodle shop. Still other theories are that he just gave himself the name Jesse McCree. It happens. Maybe he liked the name. Maybe he had a relative with the name and adopted it when he joined Deadlock or Blackwatch. 

And, hey! If you don’t like Mexican American McCree, there’s always actual American McCree! As in, literally Native American! Mixed McCree is great too! There are so many possibilities! I, personally, prefer Native American/Mexican mixed McCree. He’s got a warmer skin tone and sharper cheekbones, which, from my (albeit limited) knowledge, tend to be common to Native American genetics. 

Besides. If McCree isn’t white, does it affect you personally? If he’s Mexican or Native American or both, how does it change the game at all? Does it make you upset that this one character isn’t white? Think about why you’re so against a non-white McCree, and then apologize for being a racist shitstain.

A classic scene from a classic ytp…

But seriously please check out this guys channel he needs more attention.

anonymous asked:

I had no idea you lived in Canada! Do you mind me asking what province? (I'm curious as I am Canadian too and love other Canadian dorks). Also, I adore your kitty designs! They're too cute, and the passion you have shows in your work. Have you ever considered doing a LittleKuriboh cat? Lol it might be funny! Thanks, and have a great day!

Thank you! I can be located in the tall grass between the mountains and the plains of Alberta.

you know, I actually don’t know diddly squat about LittleKuriboh aside from watching the YGOTAS episodes and Leather Pants. what does this person even look like. are they a person or are they just a cryptid, like a Kuriboh hovering in front of a laptop somewhere in a far corner of the shadow realm. is this person even real or are they some sort of mythical internet creature from 2008.

I’m just going to go off of what I think I saw as their icon 10,000 years ago??

I think they have a hat with some yellow trim or something??? anyway i gave up trying to remember and now it says butts. this is terrible. good thing they’re never going to see this.

I’m divided on reading Kolivan as a dad figure, honestly. I think that it suggests a kind of snuggly side of him that I don’t… really think is how he operates.

I feel like Kolivan would kind of adopt the paladins, but I also feel like it’s a matter of, the whole Blade in general seems to have a very strong divide of in the group vs. outside of the group. So I feel like it would manifest less as what we’d think of as overt familial, nurturing behavior and more as that he sort of. takes responsibility for these people’s welfare. It’s a concern on his radar and it remains that way.

He clearly respects Allura and her authority, and I kind of imagine he’s warmed up to Shiro in the sense of, seeing that Shiro will not only go to bat for but will actively put himself on the line to protect his team, that’s something Kolivan can respect in a leader- so he normally leaves Team Voltron’s chain of command well enough alone and trusts that Allura and Shiro can manage their own people.

But if he notices something like Pidge shorting herself on sleep or if Lance has a worrying-sounding cough and is still going on missions he’s going to say something if he feels like it isn’t being addressed, and that’d probably be a little weird from the paladins’ perspective- because in many regards Kolivan is kind of a stranger, is still standoffish and focused primarily on doing his duty and the Blade, even when on the castle keeps to himself to the extreme of sometimes they can even forget he’s there- and on the other hand he has this very matter-of-fact self-assured way of inserting himself in a situation if it gets his attention. 

Take a hit too hard in training? Behold as this eight-foot alien cat man is in your space in less than five seconds making sure you don’t have a concussion. As soon as he’s satisfied your brain is okay he’s back to the edge of the room like he didn’t even say anything. Nothing to see here move along.

I mean this might sound funny considering I’ve wrote meta about the idea of Kolivan babysitting before, but even then I imagine Kolivan would have this very grave, even manner even when dealing with fairly young children, like he just speaks to them about as straight as he would an adult and takes their input just as seriously, accounting for relative inexperience but also explaining if he doesn’t take to an idea why he doesn’t think it would work.

I guess the takeaway is: My read on Kolivan is he’s someone who cares, and actually cares a lot, but expresses it in a very cold manner and this sort of “actions speak louder” behavior with all the frills shorn off and the assumption that even if the paladins are young and inexperienced and vulnerable to his sensibilities, they have no intention of being patronized and he’s not going to smother them or even intercede too much provided he feels like they’re managing well enough on their own.

So like. Kolivan adopting the team but it is less like “you have another dad now” and more like “it is difficult to tell but you may have been adopted by space batman, or maybe he just thinks you’re embarrassing and need to take better care of yourself.”

Ok Hannibal s2 #moments:

  • Viewer Discretion Advised ITS TOO LATE the diabetes mushroom killer was episode TWO of the first season. the goddamn audacity
  • opening with the jack/Hannibal fight scene from the finale…did i mention we as mortals didnt deserve this show
  • Bedelia knowing. all the time. god i love Gillian
  • “well in that case youre dining with a psychopathic murderer fredrick” ffuck off
  • the ear tube scene hnnnnnng no
  • the fucking dude escaping the color palette HNNNNNNG NO
  • “there is no god” “not with that attitude” 
  • Hannibal sewing the eye killer into his own pile of victims like dont worry this is a metaphor for seeing god and when you really think about it? we’re both making something really special. the two of us. ok im outie
  • “you lost your mind publicly, some might even say theatrically” i consider this to be a really funny metajoke on the carefully melodramatic tone of the series but fuller was probably just making fun of hugh dancy’s sexy overacting
  • “i believe you” dare i say it? she did that
  • freddie walking into will’s trial in a giant lame ass hat. me too
  • the fucking phantom of the opera electric key-tar riffs during chilton’s sodium amytal interrogation YES god…episode 4 alone is better than 2/3 of american television they really did all of that
  • chilton the scheming rat man passive aggressively calling hannibal out…hannibal fucked his whole life immediately after but tbh? iconic
  • “im going to remember you walking along the keys of Italy in the sunshine with a trail of seniors behind you shouting Bella Bella Bella!”
  • Bella and jack > everything and everyone in this disgusting universe
  • BELLA SLAPPING HANNIBAL LIKE A DOG THAT GOT INTO THE CHRISTMAS HAM 
  • Beverly was too fucking cool for these weird nerds RIP (rest in potato slices)
  •  jack pretending he doesnt notice that hannibal rhymes with cannibal 
  • Hannibal: u dont have to say sorry but u hurt my feelings really bad when u tried to kill me…because im a “psychotic murderer who killed your friend” or whatever…dont feel guilty or anything Will: FUCK off
  • chilton and jack at hannibal’s dinner party watching everyone eat 
  • chilton scrambling for his life from jack in the snow in a gucci peacoat. god i love Raul
  • margot’s brother breaking her arm against an aquarium table and drinking a martini with her tears in it…same girl
  • the metaphysical alana/will/hannibal/margot/wendigo fivesome……………………………………………………Mood
  • have i mentioned this show is distilled insanity
  • around like ep 9 everyone just starts talking in metaphor
  • the dead ringers reference
  • “how was my funeral” FREDDIE. DID THAT
  • mason stabbing his pocket knife into hannibals fucking armchair
  • Hannibal injecting mason with OG Gorilla Death. dare i say it
  • “achilles wished all greeks would die so that he and patroclus could conquer troy alone”
  • ABIGAILS ALIVE!! FUCK
  • ABIGAILS DEAD!! FUCK
  • Hannibal: u betrayed me…after i killed like 200 people and put u in prison and fed u human beings…i thought we were friends. i just disemboweled you but im the real victim here will: FUCK OFF!! 
Chaos Reigns (Part 1)

((A/N: I’ll be working on this for a while. I think I got most, if not all requests out. That said if you don’t see it lemme know. And THAT said, this is gonna be my baby for a bit, unless it’s not well received. I’m pretty worried. Feedback is SO IMPORTANT here. Tagging @aprofoundbondwithdean and Force duo @redlittlefox. Also @little-red-83

 Story: It’s a post apocalypse at its best. Present day, the world has been decimated by a virus wiping out half the population. With the world in dissaray, you have been tasked in the United Force, the government set up in the United States, to bring peace. But Dean Winchester has been causing problems and you’re here to stop him. Things are never as easy as they seem, and nothing is as it appears. It’s up to you to find out who Dean is and what’s really going on before you have a target on your back next.

Warnings: Language. 

Word Count: 2600

Pairing: Dean x Reader ))

“Bravo 502 to Bravo 501, suspect sighted fleeing EMP Museum, over.” The voice in your headset spoke clearly, alerting you to the position of the man you were currently chasing. Your own position, at the corner of Thomas Street and 5th, was at the corner. It was exactly where you needed to be. Honestly, you would be right at range of catching him.

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Here’s a sad thing:

For the past several years, instead of just telling people “I don’t drink alcohol,” I’ve made a point of being sure to say something like “I don’t drink alcohol because I take medications that, if combined with alcohol, could land me in the hospital.”  And I have felt this is necessary because I knew some people who I thought might think my desire not to drink was “prudish” and might consider it funny or even “for my own good” to trick me into drinking alcohol. (because I “didn’t know what fun I was missing” and “everyone has to try it sometime.”)

EDIT: Just to be clear, I do take medications that can have bad interactions with alcohol.

I don’t know why, but when I’m getting into a group and I’m in the “choosing bias” stage, my mind unconsciously goes for the member that is considered, weird, funny, quirky, or a troll. They might not even be the one I find the most attractive in the group. For example, SJ’s Yesung, EXO’s Chen, SHINee’s Onew are all my biases. I guess I like silly people. :)

The Wrong Number Generator does exactly what the name implies – it makes the victim’s phone call the wrong number. So it’s a simple gadget designed to exasperate not one, but dozens of people at the same time: the “friend” whose phone it’s installed on, the multiple strangers said friend will accidentally interrupt whenever he tries to make a call and the phone company employee who will eventually get yelled at over a nonexistent problem. It’s a miserable time all around, for only $89.

This is the type of joke that might seem funny for a second or two before you consider the potentially disastrous or even tragic consequences. It’s an innocuous-looking piece of black plastic that, when attached to a phone line, randomly changes the number that was dialed to a different one. Whether the caller is trying to urgently reach their sick mother or simply wants to engage in some anonymous phone sex, the result will be the same: They’ll end up talking to someone other than the person they called.

And just to make sure the victim doesn’t catch on, the extremely easy to hide device is programmed to let the right number go through 25 percent of the time – it’s all coldly calculated to make victims question their own sanity and/or ability to dial. The only number that is never blocked is 911, which is probably just a security measure in case someone catches you installing this thing and deservedly beats the crap out of you.

6 Prank Gadgets That Only a Sociopath Would Actually Use

anonymous asked:

They're all so great. I can't chose D: 1: “Are these your underwear or mine?” 2: “Yeah we made a sex bet and now it’s terrible because I thought I would be the one who’s better at it.” 3: “It’s super annoying that you’re so fit because you make me exercise more. How else was I supposed to ogle you?” all Steve/Tony.

They are, aren’t they? FANTASTIC prompts! I’m gonna tackle each of these separately!

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“Are these your underwear or mine?”

Tony glanced over to where Steve was holding up a pair of briefs that he’d apparently fished out of the couch cushions. He was holding them like they might be diseased, which was funny considering that they were both clean.

On second thought, that was a pretty good assumption to make, since that didn’t look like either of theirs.

“I think Clint’s?” Tony said finally. “I feel violated. He had sex on our couch and didn’t even tell us!”

It shouldn’t have been as funny as it was the way Steve dropped the briefs like they’d burned him, but it was.

As was the look on Clint’s face when Steve threw them at him later that day.

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anonymous asked:

OTOME NIIIIIIIIGHTS, LIKE OTOME DAAAAAAYS, MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, ARE HOTTER THAN HOT, IN A LOT OF GOOD WAYS~~

Otoooome niiiiights

‘Neath the pixel moons

A girl could off her guard

Could fall and fall hard

And sud'ley swoon

…see what you started here, anon??

Can I just say that I love you…? And you’re my favorite person ever. (I wonder if you knew of my Disney obsession before this or you’re just that clever and crafty.) Anywho, can you just like stand still and let me love you? Please?

…this should be our otome theme song, guys. Seriously.

anonymous asked:

Dad hats and Diplo...I know this is a coincidence but a really funny one considering what we might get this weekend and the dad hat fiasco 😂 twitter com/diplo/status/761372684374597632

i’m crying oh my godddd that’s such a weird coincidence