this meme is older than i am

Muse as old as time
  • "I'm far too old for these games."
  • "What's it like to be immortal?"
  • "How old ARE you?"
  • "I'm afraid I don't understand the current slang."
  • "Do you know how to use a smart phone?"
  • "I am waaaaay older than you."
  • "Being this old has pros and cons."
  • "Do you have any idea what Netflix even is?"
  • "Did you meet Shakespeare?"
  • "I was alive when the pyramids of Egypt were built."
  • "Are you an angel or demon?"
  • "Humanity has jumped chasms in just the past thirty years. It took at least two hundred years to upgrade from wood to an iron plow."
  • "I'd rather ride a horse."
  • "You can't be THAT old!"
  • "That's simply impossible."
  • "I remember when stars filled the night sky and cities were practically nonexistent."
  • "Magic is real."
  • "Your problems are inconsequential."
  • "The universe spins, the earth moves and time passes ever on."
  • "What's it like, being as old as you are?"
  • "I'm just glad corsets have finally gone out of fashion."
  • "You can be upset about security measures all you want. I'm happy it doesn't take a month to travel across the Atlantic."
  • "Are you REALLY immortal?"
  • "I have seen all of time and space. You know what? It's the little stuff that counts."
  • "It's the here and now that's important to me."
  • "Doesn't it ever get boring?"
  • "I have loved many people over the many years. Each one is special to me."
  • "Every day brings new things."
  • "Do you ever want to end it?"
  • "I couldn't ask for anything more."
  • "Sometimes I just don't get mortals."

Help, my coworker who is younger than me who brags about only liking older music and insists on telling people she’s like 5% Native American is showing me old memes not unlike how my parents do and I am want to die

this is really random, but it seriosuly annoys me when shorter people/friends say that because they look younger now, when they’re older they’ll still look younger. like, when they’re 40, they’ll look younger. and because I’m taller and look older now, I’ll look older than I am actually am. 

like I’m sorry but there is no correlation between height and how old you look ????¿¿¿ like what where is the logic

anonymous asked:

Mackenzie you're an adult in your 20s and in college with a job I can't believe you want to make a d&p sideblog I am disgusted

i know

but also lol i get that a lot of their fans are a lot younger but like a big reason i liek them is cause i am ALSO someone who hates leaving the house and interacting with people and i spent my formative years entirely on the internet so i feel like our senses of humor are very much the same and the old school memes and all of that stuff and like….they’re not that much older than me like i think dan is less than 3 years older than me so i find them really relatable in a lot of ways?? like they seem like the kind of people i would get along with and hang out with in reallife because of all of that so i think thats why i like thme im sorry

im pretty upset and dissappointed about what happened okay

but they’re kids and im actually older than them even by just a year and i just hhnnnnggg have strong feelings about lying and i want to get savage but no

crispin-cas9  asked:

For the drabble meme thingie -- 74, Hal and Hotspur! (Not as a ship though don't worry)

Ooh, good one! …I have no idea where this came from.

74. Are You Challenging Me?

“Are you challenging me?” Harry demanded.

“Yes, yes I am,” Hal replied. “I don’t think you have what it takes.”

“Of course I do,” Harry snarled. “You’re too young to have the experience I’ve had.”

“You’re not that much older than me,” Hal said. “You just don’t want to admit that you haven’t changed with the times.”

“Fine,” Harry said. “You prove your worth. Smash. One on one, best of three.” And he handed Hal a controller.


Thanks admin C.

Sooo hey it´s admin T. ma gurl tagged me for ´´the 11 ramdom facts about me tag,, 

so here you go :D

  •  I love drawing and art 
  • I´m always the youngest in the group boi admin C. is 7 years older than me but she´s still my best friend aka my sister lol  but I´m still totally the mom friend
  •  I get rreeaalllyy jelly when admin C. is with her other friends or even talks about them soorryy
  •  I love dogs more than anything and food … and admin C.
  •  people always think I´m way older than I´m actually am
  •  I´m scared of many many many things
  •  I´m 100% inntroverted and i´m really shy around strangers
  •  with close friends I´m so weird, sassy af , a living meme and kinda dumb tbh
  •  I love makeup but I´m not a girly girl I love gaming and hate shopping and stuff like that u know what i mean xD
  •  I´m a cancer and I can relate to everything that describes a cancer  haha
  • I want to travel ALOT when I get older 

Originally posted by puppypu

Rules: Complete the questions and say who tagged you in the beginning. When you’re finished, tag people to do this survey. Have fun and enjoy!

Tagged by: @razycrandomcunt  

1. Are you named after someone? Well my sister who is seven years older than I am wanted to choose my name from the back of a ketchup bottle. Luckily my second oldest brother, the music fiend in the family, was really into Starship at the time, so I was named after their song Sara, but with the added h. 

2. When was the last time you cried? Last Tuesday. I’d been trying to keep my cool about my dad being in the hospital, and I was at home being kept occupied by a friend while my mom and sister stayed at the hospital. We’d been told hours before by his primary doctor that he didn’t think he’d make it through the night, so just before the final performance in Pitch Perfect I get a phone call from my mom. I’d been telling myself that he was going to be okay, but actually hearing it from my mom made me lose it.  

3. Do you like your handwriting? Sometimes. I’ve gotten compliments on it before, but I’m always striving for better handwriting.

4. What is your favorite lunch meal? Depends on my mood. Sometimes it’s a great salad (never underestimate my love of veggies) and sometimes it’s a great sandwich. 

5. Do you have kids? Do my cat’s count?

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? If I were another person, exactly as I am, then no. If I were another person with another personality….maybe. 

7. Do you use sarcasm? Not as often as I used to.

8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes.

9. Would you bungee jump? I’m sorry, Satan asks what?

10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Okay, so I love Captain Crunch and marshmallow cereals, but honestly, one I have loved since I was a kid was Cracklin’ Oat Bran. This stuff if sweet but not too sweet, and it’s not as hard as it looks. I would eat this stuff like a snack. 

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Rarely. Of course, I wear flip flops in winter, only taking to lace up shoes when the snow gets offensive. If the world were a perfect place there would be no pavement, only grass, and I would travel the world without shoes.  

12. Do you think you’re a strong person? This is so open-ended. What’s your definition of strong? I fight for my friends, I cook for the masses when they need someone to keep the home fires burning in times of crisis. But I couldn’t survive the Zombie Apocolypse and I don’t have what it takes to be an activist. 

13. What is your favorite ice cream? Denali Extreme Moose Tracks. Their fudge inside has a touch of salt to it, so it’s sweet as well as savory. It will be my downfall.

14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Not to sound New Agey (Sarah, your comments about shoes might have already done that) but their energy/aura. Some people are scattered and energetic, some are mellow. Some are deep, some are not. They can be any combination of things. I have learned over the years there are certain combinations you don’t touch, no matter how much the people around you claim to love the person. Because of this I have dodged a fair bit of drama. Of course, it doesn’t help when your brother marries said person…. 

15. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? I’m trying to love every part of myself, but I do end up getting kinda mad at my bat wings. I know even skinny people have them sometimes, not everyone is ripped, but they make me feel fatter than I actually am. I adore my shoulders, though.

16. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Blue and none. Real shocker.

17. What are you listening to right now? Ambient noises. The real kind, not the kinda you look up on youtube.

18. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Some kind of dusty blue.

19. Favorite smell? Lilac

20. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My Aunt Jane.

21. Favorite sport to watch? I love baseball games, but we only have farm teams here and I don’t get much of a chance to watch them. Plus I like watching baseball in person. I love the toned down silent spaces that TV takes up with commentary and commercials.

22. Hair color? Dirty blonde bordering on light, light brown.

23. Eye color? Hazel.

24. Do you wear contacts? When I have them.

25. Favorite food to eat? Veggies. Preferably roasted.

26. Scary movies or comedy? Comedy.

27. Last movie you watched? Do documentaries/long shows count? I was watching Cooked on Netflix.

28. What color of shirt are you wearing? Pink.

29. Summer or winter? Summer.

30. Hugs or kisses? Hugs. Or Cuddles. Or being silent in the same room.

31. What book are you currently reading? I’m trying to read the Hidden Figures book, but I’ve been so busy I haven’t gotten very far. And I’ve had trouble concentrating on books anyway. But it’s got so much more info on the Computer program at NASA than was in the movie (books are always better) and I am looking forward to reading more.

32. Who do you miss right now? Not really anyone. I do miss my computer fuctioning like it should.

33. What is on your mouse pad? It looks like an oriental carpet. 

34. What is the last TV program you watched? Riverdale. I’ve also been slowly making my way through an episode of Critical Role. I’ve been busy and it keeps forgetting where I am in the episode so I’ve had to rewatch and skip and try to find the last scene I remember. 

35. What is the best sound? The rumble of thunder. Also rain. Always rain. And maybe a crackling fire. Yes. 

36. Rolling stones or The Beatles? I don’t really care? I mean, I’ve listened to more Beatles in my life, and I like Hey Jude, but honestly not really into either.

37. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? I’ve been as far north as Alaska and as far east as Texas, Oklahoma, and Kansas. All of those while living in Washington state. Been to Canada as well, but I mean the border was 45 minutes away, so I don’t consider that a feat. 

38. Do you have a special talent? I can neigh like a horse? You know that part in Ever After where the nice sister is dressed up as a horse and she’s getting herself some food and the guy is there also dressed as a horse and he kinda harumphs at her? Yeah, I became dedicated to recreating that noise as best as I could. I can also meow and purr pretty well. Okay, so maybe I just like making animal noises.

39. Where were you born? Washington. Edmonds if you wanna get specific. 

I tag @lostdaemon @typhoidmeri @thewanderingdreamer @queenofchildren @awww-brain-no

11 Facts I share with BTS

Alright, I was tagged by my soul partner @oppamyhearteu to do this tag! :) Love you girl! Leggo!

  1. Like Yoongi, I love sleep :) Seriously, it is rather concerning how much I love sleep…
  2. Like Seokjin, I like to cook and take care of those who are younger than me.
  3. Like Hoseok, I am extremely positive and love to motivate my close friends!
  4. Like Jungkook, I can be pretty meme-ish (?) if that’s even a word haha
  5. Like all the members of BTS, I am passionate about the things I love (whether it be photography or writing).
  6. Like Taehyung, I will always be that friend that will make you feel loved no matter what.
  7. Like Jimin, I may be “small” but my personality is “large”. 
  8. Like Namjoon, I question everything that goes on in society.
  9. Like Seokjin, I am mother/older sibling of my group of friends.
  10. Like Yoongi & Hoseok, I have a close friendship with someone who’s considered to be opposite of me (in that relationship lol he’s the Hoseok to my Yoongi haha).
  11. Like all the members of BTS, I cherish the people who support me pursuing my passions!

This made me tear up slightly lol Alright, I am tagging: @philophobia999 @jeylovestoblog @skin-of-potato @fortheloveofbangtan @dae-bakk-pop @maiowwer and whoever wants to do it! :D

icksaint  asked:

James Dean

Old Hollywood Ask Meme || James Dean: What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?

I sadly am too good of a person so I’ll not be Joe Gilgun level there but the most dangerous thing I’ve ever done was skipping school for one month straight with no one knowing. Like I left the house in time I’d usually go to school and returned when it usually was over. I was not older than nine back then so it’s surprising that none of the adults or even police picked me up and called my dad abt that.

Not a really exciting story but other than that I can also tell you that when I was four and knew how to ride a bike I wanted to drive from my home downtown on the street where only cars drove because I didn’t know the rules. Some adult held me back and I was so pissed that I kicked him in the shin.


YA Lit Meme: [2/5] Protagonists » Flynn Cormac (This Shattered World by Amie Kaufman & Meagan Spooner)

He doesn’t look much older than I am, so even if he enlisted the day he turned sixteen he won't have more than two years of service under his belt. Enough to get cocky—not enough to know he should wipe that grin off his face. A few weeks on Avon will do that for him. He’s chiseled, with a chin so perfect, it makes me want to hit it. The shadow of stubble along his jaw only emphasizes the lines of his face. These guys invariably end up being assholes, but from this distance he’s just beautiful. Like he was put together by an artist.

Guys like this make me want to believe in God.