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About Me

Tagged by @galadrieljones & @varriccallsme-foxlette!

Name: I’m happy to introduce myself but only over private message.

Nicknames: Halla

Gender: Cisgender female

Star sign: Libra

Height: 5'7 and still the shortest in my family by a LOT. My baby sister is 6′1!

Sexual orientation: Queer

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff and PROUD

Favourite animal: Osprey

Average hours of sleep: Oh god. I don’t even know. I’ve been taking heavy sleeping pills since I was eighteen years old. Sometimes they work, usually they don’t. I’ve been sleep-deprived for over a decade.

Cats or dogs: I’ve had both and I love them equally.

Favourite fictional characters: HAHA get ready you guys. Here goes:

  • Dragon Age: Solas, Fenris, Alistair Theirin, Leliana, Sera, Dorian Pavus
  • Mass Effect: Garrus Vakarian, Commander Shepard, Urdnot Grunt, Urdnot Bakara, Thane Krios
  • Tamora Pierce novels: George Cooper, Veralidaine Sarrasri, Numair Salmalin, Briar Moss, Evvy Dingzai, Aly Cooper, Nawat Crow

I saw this going around earlier today and last night so I’m guessing pretty much everyone has done it already. Not sure who else to tag.

I got tagged by @phantom-chain

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 blogs you want to get to know better.
[I’m not tagging 20 who the fu]

Nicknames: Sky, Sklort, Sklr, Skee, Skittles, Scooter, Pent, bbz

Star sign: Scorpio

Height: 5′1″

Time right now: 6:01 PM

Last thing you googled: “29 year old man disguised as a 12 year old”

Fave music artist: Glass Animals, Elvis Depressedly, Saint Asonia, Daft Punk, red vox, top

Song stuck in my head:  Absofacto - Dissolve

Last tv show I watched: Ghost Adventures 

What I’m wearing right now: light purple tank top with black sweatpaints

When I created this blog: not that long ago

The kind of stuff I post: Khonjin House, my art, anything else that interests me

Do I get asks regularly?: almost all the time yes

Why did I choose my url: because I’m a sucker for TF2 and robots

Hogwarts House: what the hec is a hogwarts

Pokémon team: my dream team? Typlosion, Delibird, Zygarde, Arceus, Whimsacott, Sylveon

Favorite colour: Gold, white, purple, black, red

Average hours of sleep: it varies to A LOT [like ive slept 2 fuckin days before] and very little [like an hour]

Lucky number: 42

Favorite characters: are you really going to make me write this down? ok, Pent [khonjin house] PURPLE G U Y !!!! [FNAF] Smoker and Hunter [l4d] Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu [Osomatsu-san] Wes [dont’ starve] Callie [Splatoon] Sniper, spy and scout [TF2] FireBrand [TT] HABBIT [EMH] Skywarp, Starscream, Blur [Transformers G1 and Animated] theres a lot more but im drawing a blank rn

Dream job: Animator! I wanna get my own show, I wanna make OUTCASTS a show tbh, but it’s too gory…

Following: 32

I’m tagging 
@mundanis @azure-sketch @theletter-r @poryqons @crystalcherry123 @thatbluesatanist @bit-steve @whatthefrickwik

Shake-ups, surprise debuts, and a 19 year old grandmother (sort of).

Television: It’s 2016 and LazyTown is trending.

⬆ No.1 in all of television? Steven Universe.
LazyTown makes a surprise debut at No. 14 thanks to the good, hard work behind Robbie Rotten memes.

Originally posted by ewellewe

Movies: Also, it’s 2016 and Space Jam is trending.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is No. 1 in movies and title length.
☆ Beloved Space Jam (No. 11) had a slam dunk of a 20th anniversary.

Music: Welcome to music, Shawn.

Shawn Mendes (No. 15) moves from the web stuff list to the music list, just like his career path.
⬇︎ Lady Gaga falls eight spots to No. 17. Where are you, Little Monsters?

Celebrities: Congrats to Kylie Jenner, who is kind of a grandmother now.

Kylie Jenner jumps twelve spots to No. 1 after skipping the AMAs to watch her dog have puppies. Cute as heck, but it’s also cute to spay and neuter your pets.
⬇︎ Lots of celebs fell twelve spots this week: Misha Collins (No. 17), Benedict Cumberbatch (No. 19), and Jared Padalecki (No. 20).

Games: What’s the cheat code to get rich in real life?

Skyrim reaches for the stars, climbs four spots to No. 8.
Watch Dog 2 debuts at No. 20. Who’s a good video game? You are. You are!

Originally posted by giga-bit

Web stuff: Slowly becoming more about web series and comics as web celebs become musicians.

⬆ Ahhh! Real: Monster Factory debuts at No. 15.
⬇︎ Carmilla is at the lowest it’s been in awhile at No. 12. Time to unite, Creampuffs.

Signs As Shit I’ve Heard At School

[source 1] [source 2] [source 3]

Aries: “I was hoping to get a dab out of that”

Taurus: “Is this actual footage of George Washington?”

Gemini: “Where are Danish people from? Danishland?”

Cancer: “I spelled my own name wrong”

Leo: “Fine, I’ll look up vaginas”

Virgo: ”At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence”

Libra: “Does A.D. stand for ‘after dinosaurs’?”

Scorpio: “I hate you, that’s why you’re my friend”

Sagittarius: “That sounds like an 80 year old having an orgasm“

Capricorn: “My back hurts from carrying this team”

Aquarius: “My word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am“

Pisces: “I know how to fraction!”

another thing I noticed yesterday

lots of body-shaming Melania and criticizing her fashion choices.  don’t fucking do that? I don’t give a shit if she has had a nose job or wears bad dresses or not, that 1) is her business 2) has zero bearing on her political or social standing and 3) is completely irrelevant to everything wrong with the Trump administration  

also don’t pick on Barron or armchair diagnose him or make memes out of him, he’s a fucking ten year old and completely under the control of his parents.  He might grow up to be awful but he is currently still a child and we don’t know him and we shouldn’t know him because He Is A Child.

if you are truly against this human dumpster fire and what he stands for, you will not resort to the same bullying and misdirecting tactics of which he’s so fond

16 IN ‘16: Jake’s Picks

Reflecting on the year with the 16 songs - new or old - that soundtracked our respective 2016s.

1. “Pt. 2″ - Kanye West - The Life of Pablo
This song opens up the playlist because it is quintessentially 2016. And by that I mean that it’s confusing, a banger, full of memes, and really sad.

2. “Ivy” - Frank Ocean - Blonde
I love Blonde, but it took me a little white to get there. The amorphous, hypnotic album doesn’t have any particular hits, but the raw emotion of the piece as a concept made the 4-year wait worth it. “Ivy,” the second track, is one of my favorites, because you practically feel yourself falling in love right alongside Frank. We see that theme across this list and across 2016 - a departing of more traditional pop sounds for dreamy, wavy hooks combined with jarring, inventive noise.

3. “RedBone” - Childish Gambino - Awaken, My Love!
Awaken, My Love! was ultimately a little disappointing, IMO. But oh my god, this song is so good. Make no mistake - this is baby-making music. If you are not making babies to this song, you are listening to this incorrectly. I went to a listening party for the album and I’m 80% sure this song turned the tide of the 30+ dates I was watching unfold around me. It’s that potent. Handle with care.

4. “All Night” - Beyonce - Lemonade
YO, 9:30! I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR Y’ALL, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT LEMONADE IS ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS OF ALL TIME. Okay, maybe not of all time, but you don’t have to be a resident member of the Beyhive to tell that this album is straight fire. It’s got everything - the black power anthem, a rock song with Jack White that sounds freshly cut from Yeezus, and even a country song with the Dixie Chicks. Lemonade is a cross section of what 2016 was - a year of cacophonic harmony. But I chose the penultimate number, “All Night,” to be on this list on slightly different grounds - it is a beautiful, emotional story of admiration, real, unselfish love for another human being. Yeah, it reminds me of my girlfriend. I’m not crying, you’re crying.

5. “With That” - Young Thug - Barter 6
Okay, back to that dirty s**t. “With That” is nasty. It makes you scrunch up your face and vibe. Young Thug really broke through in 2016, and as did his genre, the disdainfully-named mumblerap, spawning proteges such as Desiigner and Lil Yachy. Can you make out the words he’s saying? Maybe not. Do you know that it’s some real s**t? Absolutely. Though Barter 6 came out in 2015, Young Thug makes music so fast the album is already 5 albums back (I’d start with Barter, it gets a little sketchy from there). Young Thug is pushing the envelope for rap by breaking every rule in the book.

6. “Wolves” - Kanye West - The Life of Pablo
When I heard “Wolves” on my first listen through of TLoP, it was all but confirmed: Kanye West has lost his damn mind. “Wolves” is a great song buried in the back end of Pablo, and explores Kanye’s love for his wife, Kim K. It spends 5 minutes comparing Kim’s relationship history: her sex tape, followed by her televised wedding, and subsequent divorce after 72 days to the biblical story of the Virgin Mary. “Wolves” is an awesome song, though, regardless of the fact that it is probably played repeat during Donald Trump’s appointments with his team of expert cheeto dust appliers.

7. “715 - CR∑∑KS” - Bon Iver - 22, A Million
22, A Million came out on the 30th of September this year, and felt like that second that your ears pop. 2016 demanded toughness from all of us. “715 - CR∑∑KS” was sweet, sweet emotional release. It’s the best album of 3016. It will make you smile, take a deep breath, then go look out a window. Please go listen to it.

8. “Rome” - Ratatat - Magnifique
Ratatat is a pretty unknown band whose biggest claim to fame is producing the beat of the 2009 Kid Cudi hit, “Pursuit of Happiness.” They are also my favorite band. Though Magnifique came out in 2015, I saw Ratatat at Echostage in January, and I have no words. Psychedelic rock is awesome. “Rome” crescendos to a powerful, hypnotic riff before dropping to almost silence, and building back up to an insane musical orgasm. It’s a flawless song. Plus, Ratatat is awesome, and more people need to know about them. They make life music.

9. “Some Minds” - Flume - Single
Listen to me right now: If Mozart was alive today, he would be standing at the front bar of a Flume show. I saw Flume at 9:30 this fall and legitimately melted. This man builds music from sounds that don’t exist in the natural world; he literally pulls music OUT OF THIN AIR. I’ve seen this song’s drop put people in an actual trance. Like Young Thug, Flume has led the charge of a new sound in EDM, and this song in no exception. His newest album, Skin, came out in 2016, and it amazing. This song is amazing. Flume is amazing. You’re welcome.

10. “Dirty Work” - Herobust - I’m Aloud
Dirty Work is not for everyone. I got into EDM especially hard this year, though I was very hesitant at first. It’s hard to keep up with EDM from the outside: so many DJs, how it all sounds kinda the same, and of course, the drugs. But if you don’t like EDM, especially if you don’t like EDM, listening to this will give you a taste of how inventive the genre has gotten. What is this??? It sounds like industrial machinery. It sounds like a transformer falling down the stairs. It sounds like a dial-up modem. But why…can’t I stop… dancing????

11. “Safe” - Dumbfounded - We Might Die
“Safe.” This is a guilty pleasure song for me, one of the 17 people in the DMV who has a passion for the LA rap scene and knocksteady radio. This woke af song is off Dumbfounded’s new mixtape, We Might Die, and discusses the lack of Asian representation in Hollywood. By the numbers, I probably listened to this song more than any other song in 2016, and I’m not close to ashamed. Dumbfounded is known as a lyrical god out west, and he is gonna be in DC on February 4! Go see him! Do it!

12. “One Dance” - Drake - Views
Yeah, I couldn’t not. This was the uncontested jam of the summer, never failing to get me and every 20 something woman around me doing our best Drake, or our most cultivated Rihanna. The song also brought dancehall and Afrobeat music to the mainstream, making summer sixteen especially awesome.

13. “Untitled 7″ - Kendrick Lamar - untitled unmastered.
Okey doke. It’s hard for me to not overreact and call this the best song of the year, but I don’t think I could name a better one. Kendrick Lamar developed untitled unmastered. from the floor cuttings of To Pimp A Butterfly and accidentally created a series of songs that rival the full-length albums of his contemporaries. A jazz, trap, hip-hop fusion, “Untitled 7″ is the cherry on top of an already insane series of songs. It is close to being a perfect song. Production-wise, the beat of “Untitled 7″ is hallowed ground: other rappers won’t touch it. I think about Kendrick when I’m asked about how music can change the world. Lamar’s voice echoes around the song, half taunting, half challenging the rap game as a whole to get on his level: “Levitate, Levitate, Levitate, Levitate.”

14. “Alright” - Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp A Butterfly
2017 is the beginning of a new chapter for the world. Will we find the strength to love and trust each other, rising to the challenge of our planet’s greatest tests? Or will we succumb to the darkest impulses of humanity? “If God got us, we’re gon’ be alright.”

15. “Come Down” - Anderson .Paak - Malibu
Anderson .Paak killed it this year with his release of Malibu. I had followed Anderson for a long time, first as Breezy Lovejoy, then through many short-lived projects, until this final form. “Come Down” is a great song, an energetic, groovin’ tune like only a west coaster can make. I’m excited to hear more from this guy in 2017, and I don’t see him going anywhere but up.

16. “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” - Kanye West - Graduation
This song is always important to me, this year included. Kanye may be a bit of a kook sometimes, but here’s a good point: keep your head down, get tough, do what you say you’re gonna do. Those haters are going to keep coming, no matter what. But when you get your money? Then, they cant tell you nothing. It’s not the worst resolution, wouldn’t you agree? Happy holidays and good luck in the New Year!

-Jake Flum

Eighteen-year-old Dino has become the man of the house overnight! Accidentally left behind when his hyungs rush off on a Christmas vacation, Dino gets busy decorating the house for the holidays, but he’s not decking the halls with tinsel and holly. Two bumbling burglars are trying to break in and Dino’s rigging a bewildering battery of booby traps to welcome them!

MTG Old Memes and Protofandom Vol 1

Ok guys I notice that a lot of you have only been playing for a few years,and may not know about weird quirks or who was the magic fandom befor folks the likes of @flavoracle @sarkhan-volkswagen  and also visiting the Meme Museum is fun.
So here I am to dredge up some old as shit memes and ghost of Magic Fandom past. so lets Rickroll on over to

3G Wood Elemental
As Wood Elemental enters the battlefield, sacrifice any number of untapped Forests.Wood Elemental’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests sacrificed as it entered the battlefield.

A lot of mtg Old Memes were about a card being WAYYYYYY too good (Psychotog, Jace TMS) or a card being WAYYYYY too bad and makes you think Maro and WOTC were asleep at the wheel.  this is in the 2nt category and the first of many cards that are just weird and bad that we will put a spotlight on, and people trying to make a deck about weird and bad cards was the thing to do. Now this card is basically, sac some untapped forest now those forest are its PT, so to get a 5/5 you need the mana to cast it, and untapped lands to sac to it. so like 9 lands.

Im not going to go on a whole rant about why this card is shit because deck building around becase….. going on Angry Videogame Nerd style rants about shit cards is also it itself a meme that still happens occasionally .
Here is a sample deck list of people struggling to make a bad card work using the most busted cards in the game and having the deck still be bad

Oh yeah. thats Zuran Orb, Fastbond, Gaias Touch, and Azusa but in a shit deck.

SO until next time… uhhh im not sure how to end it, so put your favorite old meme here

Damn, insert-creative-name-here, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE ANTI-REAL PERSON SHIPPING POSTS. (nothing like memes that are almost a year old amirite)

So quite a few people have asked me for proof where Jacksepticeye has said he’s against shipping. Well in case you missed it,

Here’s the big one. He called sexual roleplaying creepy. “Oh! But we’re not roleplaying! We’re just shipping!!!!1!!” You say. But you’re still putting him and someone else into those situations that you might put them in if you were roleplaying them sexually or not. Something Jack finds creepy, because you’re using REAL PEOPLE. These people did not give you permission to pretend to be them, much less put them into situations where they ARE NOT CONSENTING. And now, you might say, okay, but Jack said he’s okay with fanfiction! Sure, he is, and so am I, the same way Jack is. 

He says at the end, “within reason of course”. While there’s no specification as to what he means here, we can safely assume that it’s where he’s not okay with certain fanfictions that might put him or other people in situations that they don’t enjoy and are not consenting to, such as the roleplaying stated above. This means that if he’s not okay with people roleplaying as him sexually, we can probably assume that he’s not okay with people writing fanfiction of him with anyone in sexual contexts.

And you might also be thinking, “But insert-creative-name-here! We’ve seen you write Anti/Reader fanfiction! And those have sexual situations in it!” Yes, that’s true. And that, surprisingly, is TOTALLY fine! You know why? Because while Anti is someone who resembles Jack/has Jack’s body (depending on your headcanon for Anti), he is NOT Jack. Anti is shockingly A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. He is not a real person, there’s no real canon about him, so therefore, it’s perfectly acceptable, as I am not taking a real person and putting them in situations where they are not consenting. 

So to summarize in a TL;DR: Jack does not enjoy being put into sexual roleplay situations or any other roleplay situations where he is not consenting on, he’s okay with fanfiction as long as it’s within reason where we can probably assume he means like the roleplay, where he’s put into sexual or other non-consenting situations, and being shipped with people he’s not consenting with. It however is perfectly okay to write fanfiction about fictional characters because they are not real people.

Hopefully this helps you understand why shipping real people is NOT OKAY.

artist ask meme!!

5. traditional or digital?

digital //SHO T

7. do you prefer sketching, outlining, or coloring?

i really like outlining bc i get to enjoy the illustration and seeing it cleaned up :3

8. show us at least 2-3 drawings from 1-2 years ago.

OK THESE WERENT EXACTLY ONE YEAR OLD I THINK but theyre pretty old ig (i switched computers from my old 2009 laptop to my old windows xp desktop and finally to my current desktop so i lost a lot of files then). i was SUPER into crusaders quest from 2015- winter 2016. the girl on the right is hikari i think. i drew minato for march 2016 and i just never finished LMAO. i hate my old mangasque style so much now that i look at it thank GU OD

12. draw one of your favorite characters in 15 seconds.

horikawa was ok, jeoei i messed up on his eyes and redrew them twice so he technically has four eyes


When I’m busy or preoccupied, I often miss tags, so I’m sorry if you tagged me, and I didn’t respond. I did see a tag from the charming and intelligent @misteridiot for the Lemme Get to Know You meme. I’ve already done that one, so I’m going to give another stab to 5 things I like about myself. I did this once before as well, but I made a quick 5 word list with no elaboration, because I just wasn’t feeling myself. I’m not now either, but I think I need to. So thanks for the push, Felix!

Disclaimer: I did get help from my 15 year old on this.

1) I am not a helicopter parent. I let/make my kids do a lot for themselves, and for the most part they can make their own choices. I thought this was how most parents are, but Phia has recently expressed gratitude. Her best friend’s mom won’t let her leave the house in certain outfits, because she has to portray a certain image. She has other friends who can’t cook a simple meal or do their own laundry. I expect my kids to work hard at school and sports, because we make education a top priority, but other than that, I encourage them to be independent. It did take a little better with my oldest than with my son, but they’ll all get there.

2) I am resilient. I think life beats up most of us at one time or another, so I’m not unique. But I’ve had a therapist say she was impressed that I just got up and was functional every day. Um…thanks? I’ve had my fair share of traumatic experiences and have dealt with PTSD. But I think I’ve come out the other side of most of that. Sometimes I don’t think about those things for weeks at a time. I’m never going to be “normal”, and I may never function at 100%, but I’m doing pretty damn well.

3) I am always curious. If I go on a walk, I’m not fast, because I have to stop and examine each toadstool, poppy blossom, or unusual cloud formation. Then I end up googling the item in question and finding out all about it. If something comes up at work, I don’t just take care of it; I look up more information. This week, among other things, I learned about sound abatement in flooring and that not using “split verbs” is a fake grammar rule. I don’t understand how anyone can be bored with so much information available to us.

4) I like my hair. Everything else on me seems to be breaking down, but my hair has stayed healthy. It’s still (mostly) red, and I can grow it long. I don’t have a lot of patience or skill when it comes to hair and makeup routines, so I feel lucky that my hair usually behaves without much work.

5) I am a great junker and bargain hunter. I don’t have much time for it anymore, but I still enjoy the hunt. I could give a lot of examples, but here are just a few of my favorite finds:

• Years ago I bought a crystal dish in a blackened metal frame for $1.50-It turned out to be an antique Austrian crystal and sterling silver salt cellar.

• I found a plum colored Yves Saint Lauren gown from the 70’s at the Salvation Army for $6.99.

• A couple of weeks ago I found the cutest little Victorian calling card tray in sterling for .99 cents at the Goodwill. Usually they catch the good stuff and auction it off online, so that was very fun.

• Last week, I found a green pottery 1950s TV lamp for $7.99. It’s not particularly rare, but it’s in perfect condition, it features a leaping deer, the original bulb still works, and it has pockets that fit our remote controls. I adore it.

• This week I scored a Jackie O style coat with nubby black fabric, an antimacassar, and red lining throughout. In that same haul, I got a vintage crew neck sweater with a pocket watch appliqué, a vintage black pleated skirt, and two beautiful velvet skirts. I think my total was $17.

I don’t want anyone to feel obliged, but if you’d like to do it for the first (or second or third) time, I tag: @neurotic-rob, @whiteelephantintheroom, @pukeskywalker, @sarcasticjess, @bedside-manner, @justbudfox, @bariatricbutterfly, @drethecajun, @pandoranora, and @butterflystar007. And anyone else who wants to do it. ❤

ND Characters Ask Meme~
  • Nancy Drew: What happened to your mom?
  • Ned Nickerson: On a scale of 1 to 10, how worthless are you as a human being?
  • Frank Hardy: Have you ever been friend zoned?
  • Joe Hardy: What's the weirdest thing you own?
  • Bess Marvin: Who's your celebrity crush?
  • George Fayne: What's something that you are a complete nerd over?
  • Carson Drew: Do you ever wish that you could escape reality and become a golf ball?
  • Hannah Gruen: Do you have any "old person" tendencies?


Dazaigetoffmylawn reached the triple 6 number of followers (a few months ago cough), and my friends were kind enough to draw protective Chuuya to *turns on echo effect bc new year old memes* fight against the darkness of evil or whatever. jazz hands

In order of drawings:  @alhxshaxise @yulicechan @ask-fancy-hat-chuuya @eggedgelord

Aside from being really chill friends, (… “chill” actually bc flashbacks to nendoroid release announcements) they’re amazing, kind people who I respect. So uh… Theydocoolstuffsomaybecheckouttheirblogsiguess? Howdoesthefriendshipdo, Iknowdon’tnot????? DoesJuminHanisgay?!?

And thank you to all my followers! The blog has reached over 1,000 followers so I have a surprise in the works. Let’s have another great year together celebrating and supporting the masterpiece that is Bungou Stray Dogs.

Don’t Judge a Book by Its Cover

Summary: You are a freshman in college who moved into your NYC apartment with your best friend. Yet, what unexpectedly came with the apartment were the two rowdy boys next door who were from London, where one would steal your heart, despite how much you hated him.

Characters: Tom Holland x Reader

Warnings: Cursing, attempted robbery

Word Count: 1,300

A/N: Everyone is 18+ years old; Tom is mean, but he’ll get nice; there’s time jumps (breaks symbolize that)

“Finally!” you said, adding the final touch to your bedroom. You plopped down onto the new sheets and shut your eyes, unable to believe that you finally escaped the small town in Michigan where you were born and raised for the past 18 years. You daydreamed of the possibilities New York City had to offer you and couldn’t imagine going on this journey without your best friend who moved into the bedroom next to yours.

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ultimate shipper meme: [5/5] “for which i started shipping them” moments → the doctor + rose tyler

You look beautiful.