this means they can see what i say


Don: You know, I’ve really liked getting to know you tonight. When I met you at the gym, to be honest, I never actually thought I’d see you again. I mean, what would have been the odds, right?

Joannah: (smiles) I have no doubt that you would have found me one way or another. You.. kinda did today.

Don: What can I say, there’s something about you.

Joannah: Hmm, and what would that something be?

Don: You’re so.. different. I feel like I’ve known you forever and it’s really easy to talk to you. I really like you, and I like being around you.

Joannah: Oh, Don, that’s so sweet..

taxesareallthatsurroundus  asked:

Tom starting ro be cold and rude to you making you think that he wants to break up but you shake that thought out of your head...until you go to a party and find tom full on making out with another girl all you can do is stand there and watch him you feel as if you're either going to kill someone or break. When he stops kissing the girl he sees you standing there staring at him with betrayed eyes he opens his mouth to say something but you start to leave (do not post until you get the full story

Tom follows after you saying “y/n I’m sorry…. etc blah blah blah” you press the elevator button and while you’re waiting you say “WHAT THE FUCK TOM WHAY DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE SORRY OR THAT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT LIKE HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE FOR 7 MINUETS STRAIGHT?…. blah (i cant write mushy stuff)” Tom wants to reply but the words just won’t come out his eyes start to tear up. “Fifth floor, going down” says the elevator “I should’ve known from the moment you started hating me.” You get into the elevator “ but you know What, thats it. I’m breaking up with you.” And the door starts to close. “Y/N NO PLE–” but the door closes before he can say anything else to you. His fist hit a wall making a loud DKRNENDNI sound. “FUUUUCK” tom yells “ *quite sob or snifle* fuck” Well thats all folks. If you want me to write a happy ending to this just comment or ask me im fine with either


sappy/sinful sunday!

Hey, Everyone

Jen LITERALLY AT FOUR IN THE MORNING: hey so i had a dik dream [Yes we spell it that way, don’t ask why] like and hour ago, my laptop was charged so i started writing shizzle. so if you check the doc there should be a 4000+ word dik smut. happy editing and good luck

Wtf jen? I tried asking her what happened in her dream and she just sent me the eggplant emoji. See what I mean when I say that she has an obsession?? She also said that she “woke up at the good part and needed to finish it” so she started it and wrote FOUR THOUSAND WORDS IN ALMOST AN HOUR LMAO. ALL FOR HER BELOVED DICKY I’M EFFING CRYING HELP

I’m editing it right now and it’s actually really good! So expect a really long Dick (heh) smut soon. jfc Jen. (I can’t really blame her tho I was up at like 2 AM as well oopsie).

willalwaysprotectyou  asked:

They probably will keep us guessing for a while. But honestly the DD twitter posting a gif of Frank saying, "see you around, red," and replying, "he wasn't lying..." If that doesn't confirm Frank for DDS3 then I'm just gonna give up on life. (not really but you know what I mean. lol.)

Lmao – for real, it’s not the LEAST subtle thing they could’ve done but it’s pretty darn close! Most fans seem to be expecting it and asking for it though so they can kidna get away with this blatant teasing of the guessing game. But hopefully not too long, the wait for the season is already too long! XD

see this is what I mean I can’t escape my phone or people or social media I deactivated my Facebook bc I’m going through it and my old riding coach messaged me saying she was looking for some photos of mine but they’re not there ?? (bc I deactivated) I can’t just disappoint her so I’ve gotta activate my Facebook again and I just hate it I want to LEAVE

anonymous asked:

Hey, how are you? I often see people saying they are some kind of "specific" witches, like "sea witch", what does that means? And how do you know you are a kind of specific witch?

It’s just a way people clarify what their specific craft falls under so they can find other witches with similar practices.

the whole “having underwear that says stuff on the back isn’t Just For Yourself because you can’t even see it!!” is such a reductive #take…NO ONE can see what’s on my underwear my guy!!! cause it goes UNDER the other stuff i WEAR!!! but just cause i can’t SEE it doesn’t mean i don’t KNOW it’s there!!! i remember buying them!!! i remember putting them on!!! i may have a shitty memory but i remember that much!!!

yeah, i’m wearing underwear like that for myself because there is no one else i could conceivably be wearing it for!!!  not all of us are getting laid!!! god let this prude-ass bitch wear “spank me” underwear in peace, it’s none of yours. 

anonymous asked:

Even the sites that are usually hostile to Taylor, gave reputation a positive review and as you said I haven't seen any real negative ones.

Yup… I mean, I get it - we are so used to bullshit articles that so many of us get very defensive and hostile towards media in general. But making generalizations is not very good thing to do. You gotta respect professionals who actually do their work right. I’m not saying I agree with all of them, there are little things I disagree with in many reviews, but it’s done respectfully and I can see their point, don’t necessarily agree - but I see where it’s coming from. But I mostly agree with what’s been said so I’d say her album was pretty fairly reviewed.

anonymous asked:

I want the new live CD but at the same time it is a reminder that I was never able to see LP live. This will forever be one of my biggest regrets not hearing Chester live... Sometimes I feel like my sadness over Chesters death is not valid compared to other people cause I never saw him live. But I miss him nevertheless...

I didn’t get to see them on this tour and I understand what pain and regret you’re feeing. There’s nothing I can say to make it go away. 

But PLEASE don’t ever feel like you not seeing them live in any way affects the amount of love you have for them. Because it doesn’t. You are entitled to be sad the same amount or less or more as the person who went to their every single show. Love cannot be measured. What he and them and his voice and their songs mean to you, that is something only you know and it’s valid as hell! It doesn’t change depending on how many times you were able to see them because that is affected by many other things, not just love ( opportunity, money, location, timing, etc. ) 

The fact that you’re sorry you won’t see them together in the future I understand, but look at this:

they know many of us didn’t get a chance to see them this year ( or at all ) and they are giving us something to help us feel better. I hope you get the CD and I hope it gives you comfort and a feeling that you would have had seeing them live. We are all in this together. 

sending love your way. 

How To Come Out in A Conservative Society

An History Lesson on Ellen DeGeneres and Theories about BTS

First, let me start off by saying that I know this is going to piss off some people. Your precious boys can’t have a bad rumor spread about them, can they? 

Well, fun fact: These rumors about idols have gone on for years, and they still have jobs. The rumors aren’t the problem, because when it comes to LGBT rumors, unlike straight rumors or controversies, Korea readily just accepts them as not possible and so someone can be rumored gay and nothing come from it, unless it was ever confirmed, so again, the rumor isn’t the problem. The lack of acceptance if said rumors are confirmed is the problem, because idols can only work if a company feels they will be able to make money. It is simple economics. If fans are not willing to accept and openly express acceptance, how can we expect a society to? How can we expect companies to feel that their artists have a market? Now I understand Korea has a thing about censorship despite fan reaction. This is a part of the problem, and it is a complicated political setting in which I do not understand and therefore cannot determine the ultimate solution. 

All I can say is this:

Guys, America was not always as accepting as it is now. America did used to be like Korea, and none of the laws for the LGBT were in place. What changed? The people. If you, as fans, are so set on protecting idols that you inherently promote the idea that being LGBT is an issue, even if you don’t mean it that way, you are being problematic to the cause. Discussing it openly allows idols and even companies to see the acceptance among fans, and fans educating other fans about it allows the societies to see the change in the people. You have the power but when you so adamantly push to censor the discussion, you give the power to those who wish to not acknowledge the LGBT. Talking is good, and could really help an LGBT idol feel better about themselves if they are LGBT.


So, BTS wants to visit Ellen. This is very interesting to me, as I have always felt a slight connection of their stories. I have a theory, but you have to actually hear me out to try and understand that this is something legitimate and not just some delusion of grandeur. 

First, how many of you actually know the history behind Ellen?

Well, I am going to assume that a lot of you are younger than me. BTS is younger than me lol. So, in the 90s, Ellen DeGeneres was an American television sweetheart. People loved her. American families watched her all the time. She was really popular. She had her show Ellen, which if you didn’t know, was not the talk show she has now. It was an actual sitcom where she played a character named Ellen. She boldly made the choice ON THE SHOW to have the character come out as a lesbian, and the next day on a talk show, she came out herself.

It was a bold move in the 90′s when LGBT rights were in the shitter. Still, if you look back, she actually was quite clever and strategic. She played the every woman and that’s why families loved her, but you will see hints of her sexuality. She used her medium and talent to subconsciously familiarize her audience with the idea of her being LGBT. It took a lot of work, and trust me, her coming out was not ENTIRELY smooth, but it went quite well. She was one of the few at the time to come out and have her career thrive after. 

She after that managed to have the highest viewed day time talk show that still runs today, a role in one of the most beloved children’s films, Finding Nemo. In fact, a open lesbian having a role like Dory in a children’s film at all was a huge deal. She managed to do all of this and land a deal with JC Penney and Covergirl, and her net worth is 350 million. She even for over a decade remained with her wife Portia, all while her career grew. Sure, along the way there were idiots who condemned her, but most of America loved Ellen.

All from a woman who wore short hair, gender non-conforming fashion, and openly lived as a lesbian in the 90′s. She may not be too shocking to you guys, but she did “look like a lesbian” in what people would have defined (don’t take this as my belief).


Just being someone everyone can connect to! She was happy and funny and wanted the world to laugh! She showed that LGBT people are just like everyone else. They wanted their rights, and that was all. This is a discussion for an entirely different subject, but I as an LGBT can tell you that while I think people should be accepted and able allowed to behave in the manner they see fit as long as it harms no one, there is value in LGBT who are not defined by the stereotypical “LGBT” behavior and are simply just day by day people who live just like you. Ellen did not over-exaggerate her sexuality’s stereotypical behavior. There is nothing wrong with being flamboyant, but sometimes sadly, the first step to acceptance is to be able to empathize and she was the one to be able to connect to easier, and with time, starting with people like her being accepted, times changed, and now we are seeing acceptances for all forms. It isn’t perfect, and it probably never will be, but it is there. She pushed boundaries, but she did so strategically and it worked for her.


Well, if you are familiar with their music, behavior, ethical principles, and the HYYH, then you might see where I am going with this.

Firstly, I would be here for hours if I mentioned all the various moments were they referenced something LGBT or did something related to. There is the Japanese Jungkook fanboy, Glam’s Party XXO, Namjoon’s words about the issue, Yoongi and his fuckery, Troye Sivan ultimate stanning, ‘I Know’ etc, but let me continue with my point.

I feel that BTS are familiarizing their fans with the idea of LGBT within idols. Idols have always had fanservice, and idols have always had ones who professed acceptance. There have even been idols that have hinted towards ideas of LGBT in their art (like Monsta X’s All In) but if ARMYS are correct about the HYYH, there may actually be the first LGBT narrative involving idols (KWill’s Please Don’t featured an LGBT plotline but I am talking about the idol themselves being involved). 

There have been hints that Yoongi and Jungkook within the narrative have a romantic plot. The HYYH Notes give this idea some light. Granted, we could be incorrect, but it does seem to be the case with the narrative text. We will have to see in the future where they take it.The Love Yourself highlights also hint at this. Then, Namjoon’s insistence on Love Yourself: Her being gender neutral. I think this is for a specific purpose as well.

Then there was the photoshoot with Jimin and Jungkook on the same rainbow unicorn float that was used at Korean Pride that same summer. I do not find this coincidental at all. There is a message, and I find that they are trying to send it in a palatable way for fans, which sadly shouldn’t have to happen, but it is the society we live in. There is the fact that they covered a song without changing pronouns, which would be ignored had it not been for the recent Namjoon comments and the fact that the BigHit survey featured more than the two genders. I think they recognize all of this. I think that this is all to familiarize fans with directly associating idol with LGBT. 

They are pushing boundaries, but doing so strategically.

Now, this next part might split some people, because it involves two members together, and I know people get pissy but hear me out. Please note that while you may think I am wrong, if you believe there are other LGBT members, the former discussion still applies.

I think the recent events involving Jungkook and Jimin are not fanservice. They are real events that are used by the two for fans. Let me explain: If they are together, they are spending time together, publicly interacting, and expressing themselves more. They are doing this because they love each other, but this is shown for fans for the purpose I believe of getting fans used to the idea, so that if they did eventually come out, it would not be such a shock. Much like Ellen did. I could be entirely wrong, but I think every moment is genuine and they are just showing it to people they care about to show their love. It can be a gift to fans, but that does not make it fanservice. 

As, I said, take the last two paragraphs away, and my point is still relevant, but I do believe they are utilizing this as a chance for members to come out who would not feel comfortable doing so before. I find at this point in time, the most likely is Jimin and Jungkook.

For sure, Jungkook. I always believed him to be some form of LGBT.

NOW, what does any of this mean? What does the future hold?


You got me.

If I am correct, and I believe I am, this means that BigHit and BTS will eventually tackle the idea of LGBT head on. I think an issue is with the Korea Unicef program, as it is 2 years long, and Yoongi decided not to get a tattoo to be able to do it, so what makes us think being LGBT wouldn’t be an issue, BUT who knows? They may utilize the fact that they are the current most successful Korean idol artist on a national and worldwide scale to see what can happen. Not changing the language they sing in reaches to their intent for change and being a voice for Korean youth, and utilizing the international fame allows them to bridge the youth they are reaching to with the liberalism of Western media.

The thing is in order to not kill their careers, they have to be big enough to survive it. That is why the first part of my essay is so important. Fans are the key. Our support and votes, and yes, our money, is the key to them being big enough that they are untouchable. That might not ever truly happen but it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try. If we can have an idol who is LGBT that is as big as them, that can invoke change…

JUST LIKE ELLEN. It takes time. Things didn’t change immediately after her, but damn if life didn’t get more and more progressive. I also credit so many others for that, but this is about them.

Please, take into consideration that I put a lot of thought into this before you brush me off, BUT ultimately this is my opinion. Good Day.


That’s definitely not the first thing that should have come to mind, Kuroo

(tho it looks like no one really minds

aside from bokuto that is)

Keith Kogan: A Portrayal of Homosexuality Done Right

I always tell people that Voltron is a lot more clever than it gets credit for. It can spin a cliche/trope on it’s head beautifully, and while all the characters are easily digestible archetypes (i.e: the nerd, the loner), the creators add layers to them that not only make them feel like real people, but also makes social commentary on those very archetypes.

In no better way do they do this than with the character of Keith.

Before I get into how and why Keith deviates from you’re typical gay male protagonist, I want to establish as a fact that Keith is homosexual.

If you don’t see - what I consider to be - blatant evidence that Keith’s gay, well, I can’t say I blame you. Most people have ingrained heteronormative lenses, meaning they’ll miss the subtext of homosexual characters. Us in the LGBT community are much more attuned to seeing these because, well, for one, we’re queer, and two, because up until around the 1960s, the portrayal of gay characters in the media was illegal and could only be shown subtextually.

So it makes sense that people overlook the very nuanced portrayal of Keith’s sexuality, but if you’re willing to take off those lenses, it’s certainly there.

The first standout appearance of this is in season 1 episode 6: Taking Flight. Or as I like to call it, the day the shows name officially changed to Gaytron: Legendary Homosexuals

I think one of the disconnects for some viewers is that they don’t completely grasp the saying, “Show don’t tell,” the mantra of pretty much every writer. Not always, but typically, showing is better than telling. Or more accurately, telling needs to be used at the correct times and for the right reasons.

So how do they show us that Keith’s gay in this episode? Through three things, body language, actions, and juxtaposition.

You don’t have to be a body language specialist to understand the clear meaning behind Keith’s posture. Leaning, looking someone up and down, and a small, lingering smile/smirk are all subconscious signs of attraction. They’re also common ways of depicting male attraction in the media.

Speaking of depicting male attraction, lets look at how Lance’s flirts in the same episode.

Leaning. Check. Lingering smile. Check. Engaged eye contact. Check. The biggest difference is how blatant they are in their intentions, but that comes down to pure character difference. Keith is self assured and more genuinely confident. He also has a lot of walls up and isn’t so open. While Lance puts on a show/over compensates so that he might appear cool. You can also see this in their respective ‘I’m-checking-you-out’ postures. Lance’s body is open, he’s engaged and his eyes are on Nyma’s eyes. While Keith’s posture is interested, but more in an appreciative way. His body is closed off, and instead of looking Rolo in the eyes, he looks at his - um - physique. This is really fitting for Keith’s character, who again, has walls, and who also puts this mission first, and most likely has no intention of letting this attraction lead to anything other than having a nice piece of eye candy around for a couple of hours.

This is textbook juxtaposition. So moving along now.

I don’t want this to be a shippy post, so I won’t add all the times I think Keith shows attraction towards Lance, but I do want to mention this scene.

The use of the rainbow(the most recognizable symbol in the gay community) over lapping the bi flag colors is relevant for the same reason why the use of purple to symbolize the Galra is relevant. Purple represents royalty, imperialism, but also gloom and danger. The use of these colors and symbols are conscious choices.

While the above scene shows that Keith is attracted to men, this scene shows that Keith is also not attracted to woman.

What I love about this scene is that it’s such a cliche, and like I said up above, Voltron is good at turning those on their head. Here they utilize the tiered and true trope of accidentally falling into each others arms. If this was a hetero-centric Romcom than this moment would’ve been obviously meant to establish attraction, but instead, it does the opposite. Rather Keith personally likes Allura or not, she’s a knock out. So, if he’s attracted to women at all, and isn’t use to having that contact- which hes not - he should be at least somewhat shocked/flustered. If it had been an attractive guy that fell into Keith’s arms, I have no doubt that his reactions would be something beyond that blank stare. Considering he literally gasps every time Lance touches him

The last piece of “evidence” I want to show isn’t as blatant and may just be my perspective, but it’s worth mentioning.

The themes of Keith’s Galra arc are very reminiscent to coming out. He’s discovering parts of himself. He’s internalizing and hiding away said parts. He’s scared of what the people he cares about will think of him when they find out. If this is intentional, it’s brilliant, because while Voltron is set in a futurist world where sexuality is supposedly not an Issue, it still is for the youth of today. Meaning by having these similar themes, Keith becomes more relatable to LGBT people.

This is the part where, if you still don’t think Keith’s gay, I’ll have to calmly yet firmly ask you to get off my fucking lawn. For the rest of you, onward to victory!!!

LGBT individuals have a history of being badly represented in the media, especially now that gay characters have become a marketing strategy for a more progressive consumer base. Their whole character is often reduced to stereotypes or used as a giant walking gay pride flag that reads: look at us, we’re hip and with the times. Meaning, the majority of these characters plots and personalities are based solely on their sexuality. Which is a problem, because not only does it not help to normalize homosexuality, but it’s just not relatable to LGBT people.

I’ll give you an example. My mom’s a lesbian. She married to a woman and has two daughters, one who is trans and one who is bi. But despite how “gay"her life may seem, she very rarely describes herself as that way. She’s not active in LGBT issues. She doesn’t involve herself in the community. Shes not lesbian first and everything else afterward, and she is certainly not alone in that experience. Don’t get me wrong, LGBT individuals are more aware of their sexuality than cishet people, but it’s typically only because others point it out and remind us that its not "normal.” Still, for a lot of LGBT people, our sexuality is just one part of our personal narrative, not the whole damn book.

Another problem with LGBT representations is that their often just built off of stereotypes. Gay men are feminized and their sexuality is typically made the butt of a joke. They are shown as being promiscuous and having commitment issues. These are the standards.

But Keith abolishes all of those, and in such a seamless way too.

While Keith’s character is in no way excessively macho, he’s certainly not feminine either. He doesn’t mind getting sweaty. He’s temperamental and has anger issue. He lived a pretty low maintenance life in a desert shack, sleeps in his jeans like a heathen, and probably uses a dagger to peel oranges. Keith is a masculine character. He’s confident and self assured, but not vain. He’s emotional, but in a very private way. Whereas many other portrayal of gay men depict them as almost theatrically sensitive, confident, but only in their sexual prowess, and self absorbed, but only when it come to their looks and not when it comes to their skills.

This is already an impressive deviation, but what really makes Keith’s portrayal stand out is the way his sexuality is but a mere footnote in what makes his character his character, and how that fits into his personality and story arc so well.

The first thing you have to realize about Keith is that, while he certainly wants to connect with people, it’s not his number one priority. He has barriers. He fears rejection, and despite wanting to feel as if he belongs, its not hard to see how Keith has been conditioned to assume he’ll inevitability be left behind, and therefore places personal relationships low on his list of priorities. Meaning, yes, he was checking out Rolo, and yes, I believe that he’s very very fond of Lance, but I can’t imagine that Keith really sees these relationships becoming something substantial or romantic, and thus doesn’t put too much effort into perusing them. You can really tell what’s important to a character by what they focus their time on. Take Lance for instance, he’s a character who blatantly cares about friendships and has no problem openly flirting. That’s not to say Lance doesn’t care about the war, just like Keith’s reluctance to pursue meaningful bonds doesn’t mean he doesn’t want them. It just means that relationships and love obviously mean a lot to Lance.

So what does Keith focus on? Well, he shows the most focus on relationships in season one, when the connections he had with his makeshift family was the post pressing thing going on. (You cant really form Voltron if you don’t connect with the other members) But after season one, with all the changes Keith goes through, we see a big shift in his priorities. First he finds out about his heritage, then Shiro disappears and he is thrust into leadership, and then most recently, he joins the Blade.

By framing Keith’s character like this, it allows the creators to make his sexuality natural and relatable in a very interesting way. Because as LGBT people know, our sexuality isn’t the most important part of our lives. Just like Keith, we have more to focus on.

That’s not to say that his sexuality will never be shown explicitly. Like I said, I don’t want to get too shippy, but I truly believe that Laith is endgame. So if and when that happens, his sexuality will naturally come into play. Sadly, their will be a lot of people who call it forced because they missed the subtext and are use to seeing gay characters depicted more as spectacles than real people.

Voltron has really done something special here. They’ve create a universe where sexuality isn’t an issue, and they make it believable by never bringing it up outside of naturally occurring, unforced, appropriate context. Even better, because the Voltron universe is so vastly different than our own, it would’ve been easy to make LGBT characters that we couldn’t relate to, but they don’t. They manage this so well that I honestly can’t phantom Keith’s sexuality being anything but homosexual despite the fact it’s never been explicitly shown.

But most importantly, they’re creating a higher standard for LGBT representation. They are normalizing it on a show aimed towards children who are heavily influenced by the media they consume.

That, my friends, is worth applauding.

Science Supports Witchcraft?

So stay with me here. I’m not saying that science has sat down and claimed that they correlate, but I just wanted to talk about the reasons I personally think they go hand in hand. I also want to note that I myself am a witch and very much believe in magick. But, I understand that a lot of people find witchcraft interesting, but can’t come to accept it because they see no scientific evidence.

► Witches claim that life is all connected through the Divine. 

☼ Science actually supports this by saying that everything is made of atoms, thus we are all just one big pool of atoms. So all life is indeed connected on the molecular level.

► Witches claim that reincarnation happens. (Not all believe this, but this is a basis of what many believe.)

☼ (I’m not claiming that science supports this specifically, but parts of science can support this theory.) Science says that energy cannot be created nor destroyed, which means that our personal energy does not disappear. So what happens to it?

► Witches claim that energy is the basis of their magick and what they manipulate to make changes in the environment around them.

☼ Science does say that everything has energy so there really isn’t much to say here.

► Witches claim that clear quartz is a cleansing crystal that helps cleanse energies.

☼ Science says that quartz are actually really useful in technology. Why? Because quartz are actually great at transforming energies. 

► Witches claim that they can manipulate the energy around them to make changes in the world. Often witches do this by focusing on specific energies and do things to manipulate the energy to make these changes.

☼ Psychology says that people can change what happens around them by simply having a different mindset. This is called self-fulfilling prophecy and means that by predicting that something will happen it is more likely to happen. So when witches do rituals and spells they could be using the self-fulfilling prophecy method.

► Witches use meditation to self calm themselves and talk with their spiritual guides.

☼ Many doctors actually recommend regular meditation as it helps relieve stress, lowers blood pressure, and overall helps keep you happy. 

Overall you can decide on your own what you think. However, I hope I helped some of you who are interested in witchcraft but need a bit of scientific support to really believe. Religion is all about what you feel like you need and if you don’t need religion that is okay too!

Today on “People Are Assholes”:

Today I spoke with and comforted a friend who’s partner broke up with them because they found out she was bisexual.

“If you can’t even commit to one gender, how can you commit to one person?” Was the phrasing they were given.

What. The. Fuck.

I’m sorry, but if you share that opinion, then you can go ahead and un-follow me right now. Being bisexual doesn’t mean that you have a commitment problem. That’s like breaking up with someone who says they find both blondes and brunettes attractive.

“Well, since I’m a blonde and you like both blondes AND brunettes, I can’t be with you because you’re just going to cheat on me with a brunette”.

Yeah, see how ridiculous that sounds? Same concept. Hubs and I have been together over five years and I’ve never once said “Hmm, well, I’ve been with him the allotted amount, time to sleep with a woman again”.

Lets get something straight (haha): Bisexual people aren’t any more likely to cheat on you than anyone else. It’s insulting, offensive and downright hateful to suggest that someone is more or less likely to cheat because of their sexuality. Fuck off.

Me (a halfling rogue) - “I go closer to the drow encampment, staying close to the wall. What can I see with a 18 perception check?”

DM - “You see a singular young drow guard snoozing against the main gate.”

Me - “Are they attractive?”

DM- “I… I mean yeah, like goth attractive I guess… He’s maybe around 20 in human years”

Me- “hm, ok. I start heading back”

DM- “Before you turn back, the drow guard turns and goes to relieve himself on the wall. I want you to roll 2d6.”


Me- *rolls a 10*

DM- “Now he’s VERY attractive.”

And that is how my level 13 rogue halfling fell in love with a level 5 grunt drow guard. I managed to flirt him over to our side and now he is a party allied npc. (Keep in mind my character is around 35 in human years, so a cougar I guess.)

anonymous asked:

Oh gosh. Do you think you could draw more Inuyasha! Bakudeku? That first one was so freaking cute... It's really inspiring me to write a fic...... *also sorry if this ask came twice! My computer is funky.. TvT)

I can only do screenshot redraws sorry 

also highkey fuck anybody who says kali and episode 7 was just “to show that eleven has a moral compass and knows right from wrong.” Eleven made a choice to follow her own moral code and did what was best for her personally, but that does not mean that she was right and kali was wrong, or that el’s morals are in any way “better” than kali’s. Kali is her own character and not just some foil for El, and i really hope she’ll be back for season three so we can learn more about her and see her have her own story. She is a gorgeous, badass, complex woman with awesome hair and a lot of justifiable anger and her own cool moral code, and i hope the duffer brothers/fandom don’t sleep on this or use her just to prop up El 

I Ship It // Finn Wolfhard Imagine


It was a Saturday night and you were hanging out with the cast by the pool. You were sitting on the side dipping your legs in the pool as you watched the boys play chicken. Jaeden was on Wyatt’s shoulder and Jack was on Finn’s. Jaeden reaches over and knocks Jack off of Finn’s shoulders,

“YEA JYATT JYATT JYATT” Wyatt and Jaeden chant

“The greatest ship of all time” You yelled throwing your hands up

“Well Jyatt is no Y/S/N” Jack says. Finn’s eyes go wide and he hits Jack on the shoulder whispering,

“dude shut up”

“What?” You asked having never heard yours and Finn’s ship name before.

“Uhh nothing he said nothing” Finn says clearly hiding something. You take your legs out the pool and stand up,

“I uhm have to go to the bathroom” you say going inside. You walk inside and pull out your phone typing in

#Y/S/N in Twitter, then Instagram, and finally Tumblr

Holy crap, you thought to yourself

How have I never seen this before

There were MILLIONS of things with your ship name on it. There were edits of all your “cute” moments. There were photoshopped pictures of you two kissing, fan fictions, conspiracy theories on why you two might be hiding your relationship to the public


But what got you the most was a video. It was a video compilation of all Y/S/N moments.

All the times he’s made you laugh

All the times he’s looked at you like nothing else in the world mattered

All the times you two had joked around and never looked happier than when you were with each other

You sat in the bathroom letting this ship blow your mind and you finally decide to walk outside.

“Hey Jack can I talk to you for a second?” You ask. He gets out of the pool and follows you inside,

“What’s up?” he asks and you hand him your phone with the #Y/S/N open on it

“What the hell is this?!” You say loosing your cool

“Uhhhh well that’s yours and Finn’s ship name” he says uncomfortably

“What is it?”

“Well a ship is when people think that-”

“I know what a ship is” you say, “Why have I never seen it before??”

He hesitates to answer but finally gets it out, “Finn’s been trying to keep it from you..You left your phone alone one time and he uhh found a way to block the hashtag from reaching your timeline” he finally gets out

“Why would he do that?!” You ask. Jack looks at you hoping you’ll pick up on the hint so he doesn’t have to tell you,

“Does he…is it..Jack?” Jack continues to stay quiet.

“Shit does he like me?” You ask nervously

“He does feel something for you that starts with an L and has four letters”

You look down at your feet and say,

“C-can you send him in here” Jack nods and leaves to go get Finn. Finn walks in with a towel around his waist drying himself off from the pool,

“Hey Y/N what do you n-” he stops seeing the ship name open on your phone,

“Look I can explain” he says and before he can start to, you grab the sides of his face and pull him into a kiss. He kisses you back grabbing your waist,

“Does this mean Y/S/N is a cannon?” He says. You chuckle and pull him back into a kiss